Wikipedia:Unusual articles
Updated: 12/20/2025, 12:46:19 PM Wikipedia source
Of the over seven million articles in the English Wikipedia there are some articles that Wikipedians have identified as being somewhat unusual. These articles are verifiable, valuable contributions to the encyclopedia, but are a bit odd, whimsical, or something one would not expect to find in Encyclopædia Britannica. We should take special care to meet the highest standards of an encyclopedia with these articles lest they make Wikipedia appear idiosyncratic. If you wish to add an article to this list, the article in question should preferably meet one or more of these criteria:
The article is something a reasonable person would not expect to find in a standard encyclopedia. The subject is a highly unusual or ironic combination of concepts, such as cosmic latte, death from laughter, etc. The subject is a clear anomaly—something that defies common sense, common expectations or common knowledge, such as Bir Tawil, Märket, Phineas Gage, Snow in Florida, etc. The subject is well-documented for unexpected notoriety or an unplanned cult following at extreme levels, such as Ampelmännchen or All your base are belong to us. The subject is a notorious hoax, such as the Sokal affair or Mary Toft. The subject might be found amusing, though serious. The subject is distinct amongst other similar ones. The article is a list or collection of articles or subjects meeting the criteria above. This definition is not precise or absolute; some articles could still be considered unusual even if they do not fit these guidelines. Each entry on this list should be an article on its own (not merely a section in a less unusual article) and of decent quality, and in large meeting Wikipedia's manual of style. For unusual contributions that are of greater levity, see Wikipedia:Silly Things. In this list, a star () indicates a featured article. A plus () indicates a good article.
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| Breast-shaped hill | Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester. |
| Bookland | The quasi-fictional country all books come from, according to barcodes. |
| Eiffel Tower replicas and derivatives | Not as unique as you might have thought. |
| Folly | Buildings prized for their uselessness. |
| Gravity hill | A hill that gives the illusion of objects rolling up it. |
| Null Island | An "island" located at exactly 0°N and 0°E. |
| Phantom island | Like islands, but they don't exist. |
| Pizza farm | All the ingredients of pizza, grown in one convenient location! |
| Recursive islands and lakes | Islands in lakes in islands in lakes in islands... |
| Rocket garden | Landscaping and rocketry, together at last. |
| Spite house | Various houses built solely out of spite for their neighbors. |
| Valeriepieris circle | An imaginary circle that contains the majority of the world's population, popularized on Reddit. |
| | Abuja Airplane House | An aeroplane-themed villa in the capital of Nigeria. |
| | Akon City | A 2000s R&B singer tried to create his very own city in his native Senegal, based around his very own cryptocurrency "Akoin". |
| | Bir Tawil | One of the few places on Earth not claimed by any country. An American trekked there and claimed it in 2014 as the Kingdom of North Sudan so he could make his daughter a princess. |
| | Blue Desert | Following the Egypt–Israel peace treaty, the United Nations gave several tons of blue paint to a Belgian artist, so he could commemorate it by painting a line of boulders in the Sinai Desert blue. |
| | Boulders Beach | A beach on the Southern African coast, near an urban residential area, known for being home to a colony of several thousand penguins. |
| | Congo Pedicle | What happens when a tyrannical king decides he wants to hunt game in a swamp. |
| | Dallol | A region surrounding a volcano in Ethiopia, known for its alien-looking bright colours, and populated by vast salt plains and extremely hot acidic sulfur-emitting hot springs that, according to some studies, lack even the smallest microbes. There is a now-abandoned town of the same name nearby, which formerly held the record of the hottest inhabited place on Earth. |
| | Gaet'ale Pond | A small lake in Ethiopia that was created in 2005 after an earthquake. It's not bitter, it's just really, really salty. |
| | Giraffe Manor | A hotel in suburban Nairobi where you can eat alongside one of the world's most endangered giraffe subspecies. |
| | Hoba meteorite | The largest intact meteorite in the world. |
| | Jacob's Ladder | It's all very downhill from here. |
| | Kalakuta Republic | A compound housing Fela Kuti, his family, band musicians and recording studio, which he declared independent and used to criticize the Nigerian military junta of the 1970s. They responded by raiding it with over a thousand soldiers, setting it alight, and throwing Fela's mother out of the window. |
| | Kanye West | Part of the village of Kanye along with Kanye East. |
| | Lake Nyos | A lake in northwestern Cameroon that released gas in 1986, killing 1,746 people. One of three known gassy lakes, the others being Lake Monoun and Lake Kivu. |
| | Lake Retba | A lake in Senegal that is naturally pink and is one of the saltiest lakes in the world. |
| | Mauritania Railway | Mauritania's entire national rail network consists of a single line connecting the centre of the country's iron mining industry with the port city of Nouadhibou. Said line is also home to the world's longest and heaviest trains, filled with iron ore and as long as 3 kilometres (1.9 mi) in length. |
| | Oklo | The former site of the world's only natural nuclear fission reactors. |
| | Palácio de Ferro | A bright yellow iron building in Luanda dating back to the colonial era, that is noted for the fact that there is no record of who or why it was built - although legend has it that it was designed by Gustave Eiffel, architect of the Eiffel Tower. |
| | Peñón de Vélez de la Gomera | A rock on the Moroccan coast connected to the mainland by an 80-metre-wide (260 ft) tombolo; it is owned by Spain. In 2012, four Moroccan irredentists attempted to storm and take over the territory. |
| | Republic of Benin (1967) | One of the shortest-lived states in history, it was independent for only seven hours (07:00 to 14:00 on 19 September 1967). |
| | Socotra | A Yemeni island that is geographically part of Africa, and is known as "the most alien-looking place on Earth" due to its strange flora. This includes the "dragon blood tree" and a tree which produces cucumbers. |
| | La Tante DC10 Restaurant | A grounded McDonnell Douglas DC-10 passenger aircraft in Accra that has been converted into a giant plane-shaped restaurant. |
| | Tromelin Island | An island near Madagascar that is famous for being the site of a major humanitarian disaster in the 18th century. |
| | The Owl House | Not the acclaimed cartoon that aired on Disney Channel; this is an outdoor museum that was created by a reclusive outsider artist who decorated her inherited house with over 300 glass and concrete sculptures of owls, camels, peacocks, pyramids, and other forms. |
| | Umoja | An entire women's-only village in Kenya established in response to violence against women in Samburu tribal society. |
| | Blood Falls | A naturally occurring plume of saltwater that is blood red thanks to its high iron oxide content. |
| | Firefighting in Antarctica | There aren't any wildfires, but it's the windiest place on Earth and liquid water is hard to obtain. |
| | Google Street View in Antarctica | Google Street View: Available for literally all continents on Earth. |
| | Mawson Peak | The tallest mountain in the Commonwealth of Australia is not on the mainland, but on a barren, uninhabited island more than 3,800 kilometres (2,400 mi) away. |
| | McMurdo Dry Valleys | An area of Antarctica that contains an extremely saline body of water and has not experienced rainfall for over two million years. |
| | Marie Byrd Land | The largest unclaimed territory in the world. Notable for being bigger than Mongolia, having one of Antarctica's biggest human bases, and being the setting of The Thing. |
| | New Swabia | The Nazi territory in Antarctica. |
| | Pole of Inaccessibility research station | A short-lived Soviet research station in Antarctica that is now completely covered by snow - save for a small bust of Vladimir Lenin peeking out the ground. |
| | Villa Las Estrellas | One of only two civilian settlements in Antarctica. |
| | 798 Art Zone | How an abandoned complex of military factory buildings became the heart of Beijing's modern art scene. |
| | Aoshima, Ehime | An island where cats outnumber humans 36:1. Weirdly not the only cat island in Japan (see Tashirojima). |
| | Artsvashen | An Armenian town surrounded and controlled by Azerbaijan. One of a number of similar towns on this border; others include Yukhari Askipara, Barxudarlı and Karki. |
| | Bokhdi Amusement Park | An Afghan amusement park that went viral from footage of Taliban members visiting it; it was then destroyed the next day. |
| | Bust of Ferdinand Marcos | A Mount Rushmore in the Philippines, right down to displacing its indigenous inhabitants. It was mercifully blown up by rebels in 2002. |
| | Camp Bonifas | The bunkers on this golf course feature machine-guns and landmines. |
| | Chao Mae Tuptim shrine | A shrine dedicated to penises in Bangkok, built in the early 20th century by a Thai businessman, on the edge of his property. |
| | Christmas Island | A small island and external territory of Australia close to Indonesia that is mainly known for having up to 100 million crabs migrate to spawn there every year. |
| | Curry Shop Shimizu | A famous restaurant known for its "poo-flavored curry", also founded by a former porn star. |
| | Dahala Khagrabari | India inside Bangladesh inside India inside Bangladesh. Formerly the only third-order enclave in the world. |
| | Darvaza gas crater | A flaming, 70 m (230 ft) wide, 30 m (98 ft) deep crater in the middle of the Karakum Desert, on fire since 1971. |
| | Dhekelia Power Station | A Cypriot power station that provides power to a British military base that surrounds it. |
| | Diomede Islands | Two islands in the Bering Strait separated by 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) and 21 hours' time difference. |
| | Endoji Shopping Arcade Statues | The statues of famous Sengoku period warlords which were often subjected to vandalism. |
| | Fukushima Prefecture salient | Also known as the "umbilical cord", a salient in Fukushima Prefecture, which is 8 kilometres (5.0 mi) long and, at its narrowest, only 90 centimetres (35 in) wide. It also follows a trail on a mountain ridge. |
| | Gangkhar Puensum | The tallest mountain nobody has ever summitted, as the Bhutanese government has prohibited mountaineering since 2003. |
| | Gate Tower Building | A skyscraper in Japan that has a highway offramp passing through its fifth, sixth and seventh floors. |
| | Hallstatt (China) | An ongoing replica construction of a town in Austria. |
| | Haesindang Park | Also known as "Penis Park", this is a park on the Korean coast, known for being full of wooden statues of penises, apparently to do with local shamanic folklore. |
| | Hanazono Room | An indoor swimming pool in Japan used as the site for many pornographic films. |
| | Hằng Nga Guesthouse | Vietnam's most fantastical building? |
| | High-Heel Wedding Church | A glass slipper that Prince Charming would struggle to find a fit for. |
| | Immovable Ladder | A ladder against a window that can't be moved unless six separate religious groups agree to it. |
| | Imsil Cheese Theme Park | I dunno, this place seems a little cheesy to me. |
| | Jackson Hole, China | A planned resort town outside of Beijing that is based off a small town in Wyoming. |
| | Jatinga | The Bermuda Triangle of birds. |
| | Jaxa (state) | A 17th-century microstate located on the Amur River between the Tsardom of Russia and Qing China, with a population mostly consisting of Poles and Ukrainians. |
| | Jewish Autonomous Oblast | In the depths of Eastern Siberia there's a place with street names in Yiddish, even though 99% of its current population is not Jewish. |
| | Kabul synagogue | The last synagogue in Kabul was inhabited by two men, who both ended up being imprisoned by the Taliban because they got annoyed by the two constantly complaining about each other, before later being converted by one of the men into a kebab restaurant. |
| | Kamuning Footbridge | Nicknamed the "Stairway to Heaven" for its steep height. |
| | Karni Mata Temple | A marble temple famous for 25,000 revered black rats that live in the temple who are considered the ancestors of Charans. |
| | Khewra Salt Mine | One of the largest salt mines in the world, it was allegedly discovered by Alexander the Great's horses. |
| | Kijong-dong | Two unique Korean villages, separated by the DMZ and notable for their arms race of giant flagpoles. The North Korean village contains a propaganda-blasting loudspeaker and zero residents to hear it. Meanwhile its Southern counterpart forbids residency except to families that have been there since before the War, and grows "DMZ rice" that makes the farmers exceptionally wealthy. |
| | Daeseong-dong | |
| | Korea Central Zoo | A zoo with such wondrous animals as a chimpanzee with a smoking habit, a parrot that sings the praises of Kim Il-sung, and dogs. |
| | Kowloon Walled City | A former enclave in the city of Hong Kong, known for lawlessness and extremely cramped conditions before it was destroyed and turned into a park. |
| | Li's field | A supposed forcefield that explains why tropical cyclones swerve away from Hong Kong. |
| | Living root bridge | Double-decker suspension bridges formed of living plant aerial roots of rubber fig trees by tree shaping common in the southern part of the Northeast Indian state of Meghalaya. |
| | Love Land | An erotic-themed sculpture park on Jeju Island in South Korea. |
| | Maijishan Grottoes | A massive complex of hundreds of man-made caves, stairways and thousands of Buddhist sculptures carved into the side of a mountain in the fifth century, high above the surface. |
| | Masuleh | A village built on the side of a mountain in such a way that most of the walkable space in the village is on the rooftops of the buildings of the layer below. |
| | Missing Post Office | Where all the world's undeliverable post goes. |
| | Modern Toilet Restaurant | Well, that isn't the kind of bowl I want to eat out of... |
| | Nahwa | One of only eight counter-enclaves (enclaves of enclaves). |
| | Nakhchivan Autonomous Republic | A landlocked exclave of Azerbaijan (it is surrounded by three different countries rather than only one, so it is not an enclave). |
| | Nanjie | A settlement in Henan Province that is often described as "China's last Maoist village", maintaining a collectively-owned economy and public displays and statues of historic Marxist-Leninist leaders. |
| | National Fisheries Development Board building | Mimetic architecture in Hyderabad: a building shaped like a humongous fish. |
| | North Sentinel Island | A small island in the Bay of Bengal, known for being inhabited by a virtually uncontacted isolationist tribe who attack all outsiders who attempt to land on their island. The Indian government leaves them alone, outlawing all travel to the island – although that hasn't stopped some foolish travellers from trying. |
| | National Route 339 | A national highway with a staircase in the middle. |
| | Neutrality Monument | A massive legged arch built in the capital of Turkmenistan by its eccentric former dictator to commemorate the fact that Turkmenistan is officially neutral. Also used to feature a gold-plated statue of him on top that constantly rotated so that it always faced the sun. |
| | Abode of Chaos | An artist buys an old scenic house in a rural town and transforms it into a replica warzone that serves as an open-air museum of radical avant-garde art, angering locals enough to sue him in France's supreme court. |
| | Ängelholm UFO memorial | A memorial to a reputed UFO landing in Sweden. |
| | Argleton | A non-existent town in Lancashire, England that appeared on Google Maps. |
| | Baarle-Hertog | Two municipalities, one of Belgium and one of the Netherlands, that surround each other twice and many times over. Some houses and shops are in both countries. |
| | Baarle-Nassau | |
| | Barack Obama Plaza | A motorway service area in County Tipperary, Ireland celebrating the work and Irish heritage of U.S. President Barack Obama. |
| | Barcelona Supercomputing Center | A supercomputer in a medieval chapel. |
| | Barentsburg | A completely Russian town, inhabited by Russians, with Russian buildings, supported financially by the Russian government, located in Norway. |
| | Barra Airport | An airport that only operates when the tide allows. |
| | Battersea Power Station tube station | A train station named after a non-train station. |
| | Beans and Bacon mine | With such little ventilation, visitors may want to avoid any source of ignition. Nearby mines are not to be outdone and have the following names: Mule Spinner, Frogs Hole, Cackle Mackle, and Wanton Legs. |
| | Berlin Brandenburg Airport | An airport in Berlin whose construction is finished but which is unfinished in other areas. Construction was finished in 2012; however, the opening date was repeatedly pushed back as the fire suppression system was installed incorrectly. It finally opened in October 2020. |
| | Bielefeld conspiracy | The Bielefeld-Verschwörung tries to hide the horrible truth about a city in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany that doesn't exist ... well, maybe. |
| | Brennender Berg | A German coal mine on fire since 1668. |
| | The Broomway | Perhaps the most dangerous path in the world. Would you join the hundred others who died walking the invisible path? |
| | Brusio spiral viaduct | The title says it all, really. |
| | Bucket Lake | A lake that only exists thanks to the wanton misuse of a plastic bucket. |
| | Bunkers in Albania | Enver Hoxha loved them so much he decided to fill his country with over 173,000 of them. |
| | Büsingen am Hochrhein | A German town that is fully contained within Switzerland. |
| | Butt Hole Road | A tiny residential street in the UK that was so infamous for its name that it became a tourist attraction. |
| | Buzludzha monument | A futurist monument built by the Bulgarian Communist Party that looks like a communist spaceship – especially on the inside. |
| | Carpatho-Ukraine | The third-shortest-lived state in history (see Benin Republic in Nigeria); it was independent for only 24 hours. |
| | Cerne Abbas Giant | An indecent chalk man in the English countryside. |
| | Clachan Bridge | Walk across the Atlantic in just 30 seconds! |
| | Colletto Fava | A 1,500-metre (4,900 ft) hill with a 61-metre (200 ft) stuffed pink bunny on top. |
| | Cologne sewerage system | Probably the only sewers with a Chandelier Hall that hosts music performances. Probably. |
| | Couto Misto | A de facto independent microstate on the border between Spain and Portugal that existed until the 19th century. |
| | Crinkley Bottom | An unsuccessful series of three theme parks built across England, devoted to a grotesque and horrifying BBC children's TV character from the 90s. One of them collapsed within four months of opening due to a massive and costly legal dispute with the local council over funding and liquor permits, while the abandoned site of another was demolished after it was used to host illegal raves. |
| | The Crooked House | A pub along the Staffordshire/Black Country border which was at an angle due to ground subsidence as a result of local mining activity, causing bottles rolled along tables to appear to roll uphill. It was destroyed in suspicious circumstances in August 2023. |
| | Crooked Forest | A grove of pine trees that are all bent in the same direction just as they emerge from the ground, before going straight back up again as normal. Nobody knows why this is the case. |
| | Cube house | A group of unusually-shaped houses designed to maximize their space. |
| | Dancing House | Also known as "Ginger and Fred" for its resemblance to a pair of dancers. |
| | Dartmouth railway station | A train station that has been open since 1864 despite no trains ever stopping there. |
| | Dry Bridge | After the river that this bridge spanned was dried up, it remained, connecting two pieces of the same field that don't have any physical barriers between them. |
| | Dumb Woman's Lane | A lane in East Sussex with a humorous name. Spike Milligan used to live there, and Paul McCartney wrote a poem about it. |
| | Ebenezer Place, Wick | The world's shortest street. |
| | Eichener See | A lake in southern Germany that only occasionally contains water. |
| | Eurobridges Spijkenisse | The generic bridges of the euro banknotes brought to reality. |
| | Father Pat Noise plaque | O'Connell Bridge bears a tribute to a priest who was as dearly remembered as he was completely fictional. |
| | Ferdinand Cheval | A postman, who, for thirty-three years, collected stones while making his rounds and used them to build a surreal Palais Idéal ("Ideal Palace") of astonishing proportions and intricate detail. |
| | Ferdinandea Island | The island that disappeared. And rose again. And sank again. And rose again. And sank again. |
| | Flannan Isles Lighthouse | Located on Eilean Mór, this lighthouse to the west of Scotland is the subject of an enduring mystery over the disappearance of its keepers in 1900. |
| | Forest swastika | A gigantic swastika made of larch trees that went unnoticed for nearly sixty years. |
| | Free State of Bottleneck | When occupation zones don't quite meet closely enough, you get a tiny slice of the Rhineland that acts as its own country. |
| | Fugging, Upper Austria | A village in Austria that used to be called "Fucking", but changed its profane-sounding name after years of torment in the form of stolen road signs (some of which had to be enstoned in concrete) to something that still sounds kind of profane. |
| | Galešnjak | An island off the coast of Croatia that is naturally shaped like a heart symbol. |
| | Gammalsvenskby | A Swedish village, populated by Swedes, who speak an ancient Swedish dialect, in Ukraine. |
| | Gants Hill tube station | A station on the London Underground designed to look like a station on the Moscow Metro. |
| | Graun im Vinschgau | This village's most proud landmark is an underwater church tower, the last remnant of the old flooded village right next to it. |
| | Great Tower Neuwerk | The oldest standing building "in" Hamburg is a lighthouse over 100 km away. |
| | Americana, São Paulo | A town in Brazil founded by Confederate farmers and soldiers in the aftermath of the American Civil War. |
| | Cancún Underwater Museum | A place where works of art are kept several metres beneath sea level. |
| | Cândido Godói | A Brazilian town full of Germans that produces five times as many twins as the national average; these two facts combined to create theories that Josef Mengele had conducted experiments there. |
| | Cashew of Pirangi | Seventy times larger than an average cashew tree, this tree covers approximately two acres of land by itself. |
| | Cherán | A Mexican town where the residents decided to abolish and forcibly expel their own local government and police force in 2011 due to rampant corruption and ties to organized crime. They don't appear to have any regrets, and received recognition from the Mexican government as a self-governing Purépecha indigenous community. |
| | Ciudad Mitad del Mundo | This park marking the equator in the country named after it was just a bit off when it was built. |
| | Colonia Dignidad | A rural community in Chile that has a story that not even the most insane writer could think of. |
| | Darién Gap | This journey is impossible with the modes you have selected. |
| | Devil's Island | A notorious penal colony off the coast of French Guiana. |
| | Ernst Thälmann Island | An island off the coast of Cuba that was (sort of) ceded to East Germany and thus (sort of) remains part of East Germany, which doesn't exist anymore (sort of). |
| | Guarapari | A Brazilian town with beaches that are naturally radioactive. |
| | Fordlândia | The man himself was not without his abject failures in Brazil. |
| | Friendship Park (San Diego–Tijuana) | Where people can shake hands and interact across the Mexico–United States border. |
| | Hacienda Nápoles | The luxurious estate of the deceased drug lord Pablo Escobar, from which an invasive hippopotamus population spread in Colombia. |
| | Heladería Coromoto | Held the world record for most ice cream flavors served, including chili, garlic, crab, macaroni and cheese, egg, beef, and many alcoholic flavors. |
| | Isla Apipé | An Argentine island in the Paraná River surrounded by Paraguayan waters. |
| | Island of the Dolls | Located in Mexico City, this is an island full of broken and deteriorated dolls of various styles and colors, originally placed by the former owner of the island. |
| | John Lennon Park | A park with a statue of John Lennon, in a country that used to ban his music in the 60s as it was a Western bloc cultural import. Also noteworthy for the fact that his statue doesn't normally wear glasses, as the glasses on the statue keep getting removed or vandalized, although the park now has a security guard whose job is to hang around near the statue and give him a pair of glasses upon request. |
| | Lençóis Maranhenses National Park | Wait, deserts don't seasonally flood. They just don't. Or do they? |
| | Mano del Desierto | A massive sculpture of a hand rising from the middle of the Atacama Desert, meant to symbolize human vulnerability and oppression. |
| | Nazca lines | A line museum, exhibited outdoors in southern Peru. |
| | El Ojo | An almost perfectly circular, constantly rotating island in the marshes of Argentina. Its name is Spanish for "The Eye". |
| | Parícutin | A volcano that suddenly erupted out of a farmer's cornfield. |
| | Penedo, Itatiaia | A Finnish resort town... in the middle of Brazil. |
| | Pig Beach | A place where you can swim with pigs. |
| | Pizza Pacaya | While many would run from an active volcano, one Guatemalan chef turned one into his own personal kitchen. |
| | Plymouth, Montserrat | A national capital with zero population, as it was abandoned due to a volcanic eruption. |
| | Presidente Hayes Department | What happens when a U.S. President is vastly more famous in a South American country than in the actual United States. |
| | Río Rico, Tamaulipas | A city that was ceded by the United States to Mexico in 1977 due to an earlier diversion of the Rio Grande. |
| | Santa Cruz del Islote | A tiny artificial island off the coast of Colombia that is said to be the most crowded island on Earth, with its own school, restaurant and other amenities, but without any crime nor police. |
| | Spiral Island | An artificial island, now destroyed, built from thousands of empty floating plastic bottles. |
| | Vinicunca | Also known as Montaña Arcoíris (Rainbow Mountain), different minerals in the soil of this mountain made it look truly unique. |
| | Y Wladfa | A group of settlements in Argentine Patagonia home to the largest Welsh-speaking population outside of the British Isles, and the location of the Patagonian Welsh dialect. |
| | Yungas Road | An incredibly deadly mountainside road in Bolivia, only 3 meters wide in places and with no guardrails. |
| | 11 foot 8+8 Bridge | Also known as the "Can Opener", this is a bridge that slices the roof off of trucks that have fallen victim to it. |
| | 33 Thomas Street | A windowless skyscraper in New York and suspected NSA mass surveillance hub. Not suspicious at all. |
| | A Mountain | Also known as Sentinel Peak, this hill in Tucson, Arizona literally has a big letter "A" on it. |
| | Agloe, New York | A fictional town in New York. Originally a phantom settlement, created as a copyright trap for a mapmaker, that ended up developing into an actual landmark. |
| | Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake | Supposedly named after the treatment center nearby. |
| | Another River | What happens when a group of geologists have become quite bored of discovering and naming rivers. |
| | Aroma of Tacoma | "What an incredible smell you've discovered" could have been this Washington city's motto. |
| | Aquarius Reef Base | A real-live underwater laboratory. |
| | Badlands Guardian | A natural topographic feature in Alberta, Canada, which, when viewed from above, looks remarkably like a human wearing a Native American headdress and earbuds. |
| | Beatosu and Goblu | Two non-existent towns that appeared on Michigan's official highway map as a reference to the University of Michigan and its rival, Ohio State University. |
| | Big Blue Bug | Officially named Nibbles Woodaway, this 58-foot long termite overlooking I-95 is a Providence landmark and is claimed to be the world's largest artificial bug. |
| | Bishop Castle | A rocky castle in the Rocky Mountains! This fire-breathing construction project seems to endlessly... drag on. |
| | Boston Citgo sign | This advertisement for an oil company was placed in the perfect spot for it to become a recognizable landmark of the Boston skyline. |
| | Borscht Belt | For those who love borscht and find the Bible Belt and Rust Belt too boring. |
| | Bubblegum Alley | 70 feet of alleyway with its walls covered in used chewing gum. |
| | Bubbly Creek | The branch of the Chicago River that was so contaminated with blood from the Stock Yards that it gained this appetizing moniker. |
| | Bullfrog County, Nevada | A former county in Nevada established around a mountain which was to become a radioactive waste disposal site. As of 2022, it is the only uninhabited county-equivalent to ever be created in the United States. |
| | Busta Rhymes Island | Otherwise unnamed island because it had "rope-swinging, blueberries, and ... stuff Busta would enjoy." |
| | Canusa Street | A road that's in both Canada and USA. |
| | Capitol Hill mystery soda machine | A machine that offered rare drinks with nobody knowing who operated it. It was in operation from the 1990s to 2018, when it disappeared and a note was left saying: "Went for a walk". |
| | Casey, Illinois | A town that's seemingly almost entirely populated by oversized models of things. |
| | Cat Girl Manor | A manor described as "the Playboy Mansion of the kitten play community". |
| | Centralia, Pennsylvania | A town that's been on fire since 1962. |
| | Clinton Road (New Jersey) | In addition to having the longest traffic light in the country, the road is also notorious for reported occurrences of paranormal activity. |
| | Colma, California | A town where the dead outnumber the living by 1000 to 1. Their motto is, ironically, "It's great to be alive in Colma". |
| | Conch Republic | As a protest against the actions by the United States federal government, Key West in Florida seceded from and then declared war on the United States, surrendered one minute later and then applied for $1 billion in foreign aid. |
| | Corporation Trust Center | A small single-story building where over 285,000 companies, or over 15% of all companies in the United States, are legally based. |
| | Crush, Texas | A temporary "city" established as the site of an 1896 publicity stunt, a staged train wreck. The wreck unexpectedly caused two deaths and numerous injuries among spectators. |
| | Crazy Horse Memorial | The Native American answer to Mount Rushmore, started in 1948 and still nowhere near completed. |
| | Cuyahoga River | Environmentalism in the United States essentially started because a river in Cleveland kept on catching fire. |
| | Dave Thomas Circle | A six-way intersection in Northeast D.C. with a Wendy's located in the middle until 2021. The site of numerous traffic fatalities, it's currently being converted into a city park. |
| | Delaware Wedge | It's harder than you think to construct the state of Delaware with a ruler and compass. |
| | Desert of Maine | A 20-acre patch of sand right in the middle of the most forested state in the U.S. |
| | Dixie Square Mall | A shopping mall that stood abandoned for over twice as long as it was in business until it was finally demolished in 2012. It was featured in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers and became a popular target for urban explorers. |
| | Donald J. Trump State Park | The most tremendous, fantastic, amazing state park you've ever seen. The media wants to say it has poor upkeep, it should be renamed, that it's not even a real state park; but they're all liars and very bad people, believe me. (See also the exhaustive list of things named after Donald Trump.) |
| | Dorset, Minnesota | A town that, on multiple occasions, has had a child as their "mayor". |
| | Dude Chilling Park | Originally a sign placed in a Vancouver park as a prank, now officially recognized public art. |
| | eBART | An extension of the BART system that, despite functioning as its own railway line and is powered by unique diesel trains, is officially shown as an extension of the Yellow Line. |
| | Exorcist steps | A set of steps in 36th Street most famous for having the character of Father Karras fall to his death after being possessed. |
| | Fenelon Place Elevator | The shortest and steepest railroad in the world, (supposedly) located in a town of around 60,000 people. |
| | Florence Y'all Water Tower | A Northern Kentucky town's unique "welcome" sign. |
| | Foamhenge | An exact recreation of Stonehenge made entirely out of styrofoam. |
| | Gann Valley, South Dakota | The county seat of Buffalo County, South Dakota, despite nearby Fort Thompson having a population more than 120 times larger than Gann Valley. |
| | Greater Green River Intergalactic Spaceport | Consists entirely of a deeply rutted unmanned strip of soil/gravel and a windsock. |
| | Gum Wall | A brick wall in Seattle burdened by chewing gum. Cleaned in 2015, only to be turned into a memorial for Paris. |
| | Habitat 67 | A futuristic residential complex built in the 1960s that resembles a mass of cuboids haphazardly balanced on top of each other. |
| | Hans Island | A deserted Arctic island fought over by Canada and the Kingdom of Denmark for decades. The 2022 settlement created a land border between a North American and a European country. |
| | Hawaii 2 | A quaint island in Maine purchased by Cards Against Humanity in 2014. |
| | Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump | Life lesson: if you see hunters chasing buffalo off a cliff, don't stand at the bottom. |
| | Hess triangle | This used to be part of a bigger plot of land but a road destroyed it but the planners couldn't plan correctly so it left this piece of land. |
| | American Samoa | Despite having a functional legislature (the Fono) and a population of 46,366, American Samoa is considered an 'unincorporated unorganized' territory. It is also the only U.S. territory where people are not automatically born citizens, despite much of the population being involved in the military. |
| | Baldwin Street | A short suburban road in Dunedin, New Zealand, reputedly the world's steepest street. |
| | Ball's Pyramid | A nearly 600-metre-tall (2,000 ft) stone stack in the middle of the ocean. Also home to one of the rarest insects on Earth. |
| | Banjawarn Station | Did a Japanese apocalypse cult test a nuke in the middle of rural Australia? |
| | Bayswater Subway | Bridge in Perth that has been hit by trucks 50 times between 2014 and 2020. |
| | Burning Mountain | A straightforwardly named mountain that has been on fire for over 6000 years. |
| | Cardrona Bra Fence | An eccentric tourist attraction in New Zealand. |
| | Coober Pedy | A mining town where most of the residents live underground. You can also check out their opal supply and/or play glow-in-the-dark golf at night! |
| | Concrete bus shelters in Canberra | These brutalist cylindrical bus shelters are an icon of Australia's capital city. |
| | Egmont National Park | This national park's boundaries created a circular forest. |
| | Horizontal Falls | This pair of Australian "waterfalls" appear to be falling straight across the land. |
| | Hundertwasser Toilets | Why the town of Kawakawa is the world's best place for a rest stop. |
| | Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai | An island that was created in 2015 after a volcano erupted between two islands and connected them until another volcanic explosion in 2022 split them up again. |
| | Jellyfish Lake | A lake where jellyfish have evolved without stingers due to a lack of predators. |
| | Jervis Bay Territory | Briefly ceded to the Australian Capital Territory to give it access to the sea despite not bordering it at all. |
| | Kalawao County, Hawaii | The second-least populous county in the United States (after Loving County, Texas), with a population of 82 as of the 2020 census. Established as a leper colony in 1866, it occupies a peninsula on Molokai and is not connected by road to the rest of the island. |
| | Kingman Reef | It's designated as its own US overseas territory despite having an area of only 0.03 square kilometres (0.012 sq mi) and being almost entirely underwater during low tide. |
| | Montague Street Bridge | A bridge in Melbourne that has had so many trucks crash into and get stuck under it, the government used millions of dollars to install prevention measures (it did nothing). |
| | Mount Wycheproof | Considered a mountain when only 43 metres (141 ft) above surrounding terrain and 143 metres (469 ft) above sea level. There are parts of Sydney which have a higher elevation and are not considered a mountain. |
| | Murray Valley Highway | A 671-kilometre (417 mi) road that has a road route number of B400 for 668 kilometres (415 mi) in the Victorian section and unmarked for 3 kilometres (1.9 mi) in the New South Wales section making the Victorian road network not connected to the New South Wales Network in that area. |
| | Nelson–Blenheim notional railway | A road that was officially considered to be a railway by the New Zealand Government for 22 years. |
| | New Zealand State Highway 78 | A road in Timaru, New Zealand, that is designated a highway despite being only 900 metres (3,000 ft) long. |
| | Ngerulmud | The only national capital with a permanent population of 0, as it entirely consists of government offices. |
| | Ninety Mile Beach | A 55-mile beach. |
| | Octopolis and Octlantis | A pair of settlements built by octopuses, discovered on the seabed off the coast of the aforementioned Jervis Bay. |
| | Palmyra Atoll | The United States' only 'incorporated unorganized' territory, despite there being no government and virtually no permanent residents for the Constitution to apply to... |
| | Pitcairn Islands | A British Overseas Territory where the entire population is Seventh-day Adventist and descended from the mutineers from the HMS Bounty. The entire population moved to Norfolk Island for three years in the 1850s and is currently at risk of going extinct due to the high number of emigrants. Also the site of a scandal where 13 men, almost a third of the islands' population, were convicted in a sex abuse scandal, giving the islands the highest rate of sex offenders in the world. |
| | Pink Lake | A lake that is naturally pink, but suddenly turned blue in 2010. |
| | Princes Freeway (east) | A freeway with houses, traffic lights, and a 60-kilometre-per-hour (37 mph) limit in some areas. What are VicRoads thinking? |
| | Carstensz Pyramid | The tallest mountain in Australasia is administrated by the Republic of Indonesia. |
| | Sandy Island | An island which was shown on Google Maps satellite view until 2012 despite not existing. |
| | That Wānaka Tree | A tree named after a hashtag on Instagram. |
| | Taumata | With a full name consisting of 85 characters, this hill may be the longest place name in the world. |
| | Te Urewera | A forested area in New Zealand that is also a legal person (see below). |
| | Tuanaki | The Cook Islands that never were. |
| | Whanganui River | A river in New Zealand that is legally a person. |
| | Wedding Cake Rock | A rock that looks exactly like a wedding cake. |
| | Whangamōmona | A township in New Zealand that also happens to be a self-declared republic, whose past presidents include a goat and a poodle. |
| Bal des Ardents | A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother. |
| Burned house horizon | The horizon which consumed cultures in the Balkans and around the Black Sea. |
| Cagots | A group that were a persecuted minority in France and Spain into the 20th century, and nobody really knows why. |
| Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir | The progenitor of the one-star Yelp review is a gripe about poor-quality copper. |
| Criterion of embarrassment | You know it's true because it's too embarrassing for anyone to have made it up. |
| Daughter of Emperor Xiaoming of Northern Wei | A disputed first female monarch of Chinese history before Wu Zetian, whom the Empress Dowager Hu declared was a boy and was emperor for a day before being replaced by another infant. |
| Elagabalus | The number one Syrian teenage sun cultist polygamist possibly-transgender Roman emperor! |
| Erfurt latrine disaster | It's incredible how quickly someone's life can go to shit. Literally. |
| Hegelochus | History will remember him for mispronouncing one word in an Ancient Greek play. |
| Henry Symeonis | The University of Oxford held a grudge against him so long they forgot why. |
| House of Colleoni | A former Italian noble family whose arms included three pairs of testicles. |
| John the Posthumous | King of France from the minute he was born to the minute he died (total: 5 days). |
| Kottabos | The world's first drinking game. Care to play? All you need is a bronze "lamp stand" with a tiny statuette on top and some wine. |
| Máel Brigte of Moray | A Pictish nobleman who somehow managed to bite a man to death despite being long-dead himself. |
| Nika riots | Kind of like football hooliganism, except for chariot racing, and also if it resulted in tens of thousands dead, half of Constantinople being burnt to the ground and the Emperor nearly being lynched. |
| Onfim | A 7 year-old medieval Russian boy whose homework tablets, complete with doodles of himself as a "wild beast", were preserved for 700 years before being excavated and becoming a primary source for life in the Novgorod Republic. |
| Phantom time conspiracy theory | A theory by Heribert Illig that the Early Middle Ages (614–911) never occurred. Therefore, it is now 1728 rather than 2025. |
| Pope Benedict IX | He became pope at twenty, and later sold the papacy. He was pope three times. |
| Pope Celestine V | The pope who never wanted to be the pope and did everything in his power to stop it. |
| Pope Donus II | Turns out that maintaining a two millennium old list of popes leads to some confusion and the creation of a new, official, pope. |
| Pre-Columbian transoceanic contact theories | Native Americans are among the Ten Lost Tribes? The Zuni are related to Japanese peasants? This and more wild theories are found here. |
| Publius Afranius Potitus | If you're going to say you'd trade your life for your sick emperor's, make sure he doesn't get better. |
| Roland The Farter | If only we were all a jump, whistle & fart away from prosperity! |
| Sacred Band of Thebes | An elite fighting force consisting of a hand-picked groups of 150 pairs of male lovers. |
| Sanitation of the Indus Valley Civilisation | The home of the first flush toilet, as it turns out, is Punjab. |
| Silbannacus | An obscure Roman emperor or usurper whose existence was forgotten until the 20th century, when two coins bearing his name were discovered. |
| Sino-Roman relations | These empires inched progressively closer to each other in the course of the Roman expansion into the ancient Near East and of the simultaneous Han Chinese military incursions into Central Asia. Mutual awareness remained low, and firm knowledge about each other was limited. |
| Wise Men of Gotham | So-named after they acted like idiots so the king would go away. |
| Affair of the Sausages | One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent. |
| Architecture terrible | An architectural style advocated by French architect Jacques-François Blondel. |
| Charles II of Spain | The last Habsburg King of Spain, who was so severely inbred that he could barely rule his nation due to his constant health problems. Upon his death, his autopsy revealed internal organs so withered and atrophied that witchcraft was actually suspected. |
| Cock Lane ghost | It's not what you think it is! |
| Curonian colonisation | A Latvian duchy's little-known colonial empire, consisting of bits of land along the Gambia River and the island of Tobago. |
| Dancing plague of 1518 | In 1518, around 400 people took to dancing for days without rest, and, over the period of about one month, some of those affected died of heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion. |
| Darien scheme | Scotland's disastrous attempt to colonize the inhospitable Darién Gap, which wrecked the country's economy and may have forced the union with England. |
| Julie d'Aubigny | A woman who killed several people in duels, burned down a convent to escape it with her girlfriend, was sentenced to death, then joined the Paris Opera, all before dying at only 33 years old. |
| Defenestrations of Prague | When was the last time throwing someone out of a window started a war? |
| Diet of Worms | An imperial diet that just happened to be held at the city of Worms. Not that Martin Luther was eating so many worms that the Emperor put him on trial. Eugh. |
| Timothy Dexter | Genius businessman or loony? (See A Pickle for the Knowing Ones.) |
| False Dmitry | A weird phenomenon in Russian history for all the fake kings that they once had. One, in reality, did become a ruler. |
| Glass delusion | Believing oneself to be made of glass was quite in vogue among Renaissance-era European nobility. |
| Gilles de Rais | Friend of Joan of Arc, and convicted serial killer. |
| Hospitaller colonization of the Americas | That time Malta under the Knights Hospitaller bought a few islands in the Caribbean, and set up some colonies. |
| Loveday | Can holding hands and going to church end a civil war? Turns out: no. |
| Makassan contact with Australia | Over a century before Europeans made contact with Australia, Makassarese people from Sulawesi seeking sea cucumbers traded with the Aboriginal Australians of Kimberley and Arnhem land, bringing Islamic and Indonesian influence to the local culture, art, language, and lifestyle. |
| May 1605 papal conclave | Cardinal fight! An argument led to this becoming the only conclave that ended with someone's bones being broken. |
| The Miracle of 1511 | When the people of Brussels protested against their rulers by building satirical and pornographic snowmen. |
| Nottingham cheese riot | A riot that broke out in Nottingham in 1766 over Lincolnshire merchants buying Nottingham cheese with the intent of selling it in Lincolnshire. |
| Order of the Pug | A fraternal order that existed for Roman Catholics in Bavaria in the 18th century. |
| George Psalmanazar | A Frenchman who was so successful in convincing 18th-century Britain he was a Taiwanese man, that he wrote an elaborate and blatantly fictitious history of the island. |
| Crown Prince Sado | To prevent him from becoming the new monarch of Joseon Korea, his father, the king, locked him in a rice chest for eight days, killing him through dehydration. |
| Yasuke | An African man who ended up becoming a retainer for Oda Nobunaga, one of Japan's most important feudal lords, in 1581. |
| Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address | What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor. |
| Kinjirō Ashiwara | Emperor of Japan, but only in his own mind. See also Emperor Norton below. |
| John Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland | A reclusive English nobleman who built a vast maze under his home. |
| The boy Jones | A Buckingham Palace intruder who went one better than later counterpart Michael Fagan, as he kept coming back over a period of three years. |
| Confederados | A small group of white Brazilians with roots in the southern United States. |
| Drapetomania | "Those slaves want to be free? They must be mentally ill!" |
| Dublin whiskey fire | In 1875, a whiskey brewery warehouse in Dublin caught fire leading to the deaths of 13 people—not from the fire, but from alcohol poisoning as they drank free, undiluted whiskey from the streets. |
| Eggnog riot | When a bunch of soldiers made a bunch of eggnog, got drunk, and started a riot. among the rioters was future Confederate States president Jefferson Davis. |
| Emperor Norton | To give him his full title; Norton I, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico. Somewhat recognized by the population of California. |
| Johann Georg August Galletti | The early-19th-century master of the bizarre turn of phrase. |
| Great Moon Hoax | An infamous article by the Sun that claimed that animals such as unicorns and bat-winged humans were found living on the moon. |
| Great Stink | A London summer so smelly it prompted government action. |
| Charles J. Guiteau | The strangest man to ever assassinate a US President. Highlight: the self-penned poem from the point of view of a child that he wrote for his execution. |
| Heinrich LXXII, Prince Reuss of Lobenstein and Ebersdorf | A Minor German prince with the largest Regnal number in history because every male in his family was given the name "Heinrich" and all were given a number. |
| Jerome of Sandy Cove | A man, unable to speak any language known to locals, was discovered on the beaches of Nova Scotia in 1861 with his legs cut off. He lived for fifty more years, but remains unidentified to this day. |
| Kentucky meat shower | Not as sexy as you'd imagine it to be. |
| Knights of the Golden Circle | A secret society of American slave masters that planned to invade lands in Latin America to spread their pro-slavery views. |
| London Beer Flood | Nine people drowned by a flood of over 300,000 gallons of beer. |
| Louis Antoine, Duke of Angoulême | King of France for 20 minutes. |
| Gregor MacGregor | That's his real name. Possibly the only honest thing about him. |
| New England vampire panic | An outbreak of tuberculosis in the late 1800s led some superstitious New Englanders to burn the internal organs of their dead relatives, in some cases feeding them to sick family members, to try to prevent the disease from spreading. |
| Nongqawuse | During (and likely because of) colonization, a Xhosa teenager became an apocalyptic prophetess, ordering the Xhosa to destroy their own crops and livestock—which they did. |
| Heinrich Schliemann | The man who blew up Troy while looking for Troy. |
| William Walker | Trying to create new slave-holding colonies, he became president of Nicaragua for a year and inspired Latin America to come together for the first time (to oust him). |
| Watermelon Riot | A deadly riot that unfolded over a stolen slice of watermelon. |
| 9 November in German history | Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year. |
| Affair of the Dancing Lamas | They danced in the UK for a documentary; it made Tibet cut off relations and isolate themselves, which left them unprepared when the Chinese PLA marched in. |
| Anti-tobacco movement in Nazi Germany | Somehow, Nazi Germany was a pioneer of policies of this kind. |
| Are There Men on the Moon? | An essay written by Winston Churchill in 1942 about the possibility of alien life. Apparently he didn't have anything more important to think about at the time. |
| Eduard Bloch | The Jewish doctor that treated Hitler's mother and was the only Jew that was protected by the dictator himself when Nazi Germany invaded Austria. |
| Chewing gum sales ban in Singapore | The curious case of the banning of gumballs in an Asian nation. |
| Christmas truce | An unofficial armistice in WW1 where nations celebrated Christmas and played football (soccer). |
| COINTELPRO | The FBI's name for their undercover operation of investigation, and at times disruption, of influential groups and people in the inland United States during the Cold War. Some of the most famous individuals observed in this operation include: Martin Luther King Jr., Muhammad Ali, John Lennon, Charles Chaplin and Malcolm X. |
| Crocker Land Expedition | An expedition to a non-existent island created to swindle a businessman. |
| Czechoslovak Togo | A landlocked Eastern European country proposed getting a colony in Africa, to be administered by its troops in Siberia. |
| Đorđe Martinović incident | A man goes to the emergency room with a bottle up his anus, and kicks off the collapse of Yugoslavia... |
| East Germany balloon escape | One of the most famous cases of East Germans escaping to the West. |
| Elizabeth, Lady Hope | A woman who became famous for creating a hoax where Charles Darwin renounced his theories of evolution at his final moments. |
| Extraterritoriality of Princess Margriet's birth | One building in Canada became part of the Netherlands for a few days to allow for the exiled Crown Princess to give birth there. |
| Dorothy Gibson | An actress famous for surviving the Titanic sinking, and also for living a rather turbulent life afterwards. |
| Great Michigan Pizza Funeral | Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. |
| Great Molasses Flood | A storage tank burst and flooded the streets of Boston with a 25-foot (7.6 m) high wave of molasses. |
| Julia Butterfly Hill | Environmental activist who lived in an approximately 1,000-year-old tree for 738 days to prevent it from being logged. |
| Masabumi Hosono | The only Japanese survivor of the Titanic sinking, and someone who wasn't welcomed in his home country after the disaster. |
| Violet Jessop | An Argentinian nurse known for surviving three separate maritime disasters, including the sinkings of both the Titanic and the Britannic. |
| Charles Joughin | Another Titanic survivor, famous for being so drunk that the freezing waters wouldn't kill him. |
| Killing baby Hitler | How could you do it? Or, how could you not do it? |
| Kilroy was here | A meme from World War II. |
| Bobby Leach | Went over Niagara Falls in a barrel and survived, attempted to swim the rapids under it and survived... then died after slipping on an orange peel. |
| Li Guangchang | A Chinese man who founded a cult and declared himself Emperor of China in the 1980s. |
| Madagascar Plan | An abandoned Nazi plan to transport all of the Jewish population of Europe on to one little island. |
| Mango cult | It takes quite the cult of personality to have a fruit you gave as a gift be venerated. |
| Francisco Macías Nguema | What happens when a mentally unstable, self-proclaimed "Hitlerian-Marxist" becomes the leader of a nation? Mary Hopkin's music getting played during a mass execution becomes one of the less strange events during a presidency. |
| MKUltra | The CIA's dabblings in brainwashing, sensory deprivation and LSD experiments. |
| Moscow gold | At the start of the Spanish Civil War, more than 70% of the Bank of Spain's gold reserves were transported to the Soviet Union by the Republican government. The controversy and mystery of where it went continues to echo through Spain. |
| Franz Nopcsa von Felső-Szilvás | takes a deep breath* He’s a baron, paleontologist, geologist, aristocrat, adventurer, scholar, albanologist, and one-time spy. Among other things, he was the first to postulate that certain dinosaurs got smaller on islands, was almost the king of Albania, and named a fossil turtle after his male lover’s arse. |
| North Hollywood shootout | In 1997, two heavily armed men were involved in a bank robbery, which turned into a 44-minute shootout with police officers. 20 people were injured as a result, and only the criminals died. |
| Octobering | In a country where Christianity has been banned as "counter-revolutionary", but still want to have a christening? No problem! |
| Kenzō Okuzaki | A WW2 Japanese army veteran whose attempts to hold the Emperor responsible for the hardships of the war involved obscenity, murder and pachinko balls. |
| Operation Paperclip | Whereby Nazi scientists (including "father of rocket science" Wernher von Braun) were granted amnesty by the US in exchange for their secrets. |
| Emilio Palma | An Argentine national who was the first person to be born in Antarctica. |
| Assassination of Olof Palme | The murder of a Swedish prime minister that became one of the country's most durable mysteries. |
| Punjabi Mexican Americans | Two groups discriminated against in 1910s California intermarried, creating a unique, dynamic community and a delectable new fusion cuisine. |
| Puyi | He became the last Emperor of China at the age of two and died as an ordinary citizen, ending 2,133 years of dynastic rule in China. In his twilight years, he also did community theater. |
| Radcliffe Line | The real reason for the many conflicts between India and Pakistan? They gave one man who'd never been there five weeks to draw a border. |
| Rangoon bombing | A relatively unknown case of North Korean violence aimed at South Korean representatives in Burma. |
| Reggio revolt | A coalition of Christian democrats, fascists and anarchists started an armed revolt because the Italian government chose the wrong city as the regional capital. Oh and Francesco Franco led it too. |
| Mathias Rust | The West German who landed on a bridge in Moscow in 1987. |
| Satanic Verses controversy | One book caused the death of thousands and put Middle Eastern and Islamic relations with the West in the sorry state they are today. Also don’t forget about when the author of the book got stabbed. |
| Self-propelled barge T-36 | A Soviet barge that floated all the way across the Pacific, with no casualties. |
| Khalid Sheldrake | The story of an English pickle merchant who became a devout Muslim and was declared king by Uyghur rebels during the Chinese Warlord Era. |
| Shindo Renmei | Japanese Brazilians who refused to believe Japan had surrendered and continued the cause... by killing other Japanese Brazilians. |
| Stanley Lord | The captain of a ship that could've been the savior of the victims of the Titanic disaster. |
| Albert Stevens | The most radioactive human ever who somehow died of natural natural causes. |
| Tanganyika laughter epidemic | Not so funny. |
| Assassination of Shinzo Abe | A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult. |
| Cottage cheese boycott | A protest against rising staple food prices in Israel. |
| Dean scream | A presidential bid that was ended by a scream. |
| Rudi Dekkers | How the September 11 attacks changed everything for the flying instructor of three of the hijackers. |
| Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist | Thieves stole 3,000 tons of it! Is it really that valuable? |
| Uday Hussein | Saddam Hussein's oldest son and a real-life Far Cry or James Bond villain. Among other things, he was a rapist and murderer, had a doppelganger named Latif Yahia, (whom Uday would send to torture) and also had the habit of kidnapping women at wedding celebrations. |
| Laser Kiwi flag | The real New Zealand flag in all our hearts. |
| Norwegian butter crisis | A massive inflation of butter prices caused illegal smuggling and an "emergency appeal" from a Danish television show. |
| John P. O'Neill | As special agent in the FBI, he'd investigated Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden but quit due to internal politics. He then took up a job at the World Trade Center in 2001. (Quote from his friend on hearing he'd taken that job: "At least they're not going to bomb it again". His reply: "They'll probably try to finish the job.") |
| Pepsi fruit juice flood | A PepsiCo warehouse collapse flooded the streets of Russia with an assortment of juices. |
| Ruhnama | The Turkmen dictator's book that, during his lifetime, became required reading at universities and even part of the driving test. |
| Stellar Wind | Part of the new post-9/11 surveillance program, this project's cases were often referred to as "pizza cases" because what was suspected to be terrorist activity often turned out to be a takeout order. |
| −0 | Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics. |
| 0.999... | An infinitely long way to write 1. |
| 2 + 2 = 5 | or perhaps it equals 1984... |
| 616 | The real number of the beast? |
| 65537-gon | It can be constructed with a compass and straight edge... but so can a circle, and it's not like you'd notice the 15 parts per billion of difference. |
| A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates | A pioneering book that does exactly what it says on the cover. Somehow, not the only random number book either. |
| Abstract nonsense | An affectionate term for parts of mathematical proof. |
| All horses are the same color | Flawed mathematical induction proof that all horses are the same color. |
| Almost everywhere | Does not refer to advertising or corrupt corporate practices, but is instead a term in measure theory. |
| Almost integer | By a strange coincidence, e π − π ≈ 20 {\displaystyle e^{\pi }-\pi \approx 20} - and that's just the tip of the iceberg. |
| Almost periodic function | Well, at least they tried. |
| Banach–Tarski paradox | Tutorial to make two spheres from one. |
| Belphegor's prime | 1 followed by 13 zeros followed by 666 followed by 13 zeros followed by 1. |
| Bertrand's postulate | Despite now being a theorem, still conventionally called a postulate. |
| Calculator spelling | 5318008! |
| The Complexity of Songs | A treatise on the computational complexity of songs by venerable computer scientist Donald Knuth. |
| Cox–Zucker machine | This machine does what?! |
| Erdős–Bacon number | A combination of the degrees of separation from actor Kevin Bacon and mathematician Paul Erdős. |
| Extravagant number | Don't take it shopping. Not very friendly with the frugal number either. |
| Gabriel's horn | A geometric figure with an infinite surface area but finite volume. So even if the horn was filled with paint, you could never paint its surface. |
| Graham's number | A number so large that the observable universe is not big enough to write it in full in decimal notation or even scientific notation. |
| Hairy ball theorem | Mathematicians are terrible at naming things. |
| Happy number | Not just a cheery song on the radio. |
| Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel | A fully occupied hotel cannot accommodate any more guests. Or can it? Or, once it can, can it not? |
| Homicidal chauffeur problem | What does a murderous driver have in common with a guided missile? |
| Illegal number | Does the US government forbid knowledge of the existence of certain numbers? |
| Illumination Problem | A room with a bit of a shadow. |
| Indiana pi bill | A notorious attempt to legislate the value of pi as 3.2. |
| Infinite monkey theorem | An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters will (almost surely) produce all possible written texts. |
| Interesting number paradox | Either all natural numbers are interesting or else none of them are. |
| Kruskal's tree theorem | TREE(1) = 1; TREE(2) = 3; TREE(3) = ...wait, where did all my disk space go? |
| Kissing number | In three dimensions, the limit is 12, so if you plan on kissing 13 people... sad. |
| Legendre's constant | After 91 years and much effort, this legendary constant was found to be ... 1. Just 1. |
| Look-and-say sequence | Also known as the Cuckoo's Egg. |
| Mathematical fallacy | Trying to prove that 2 = 1 or that 1 < 0. |
| Mathematical joke | Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i. That's when things get real. |
| Minkowski's question-mark function | A function with an unusual notation and possessing unusual fractal properties. |
| Monty Hall problem | The counter-intuitive way to prevail when playing Let's Make a Deal. |
| Moving sofa problem | What is the largest area of a sofa that can be manoeuvred through an L-shaped corner? |
| NAND logic | Turns out you only need one logic gate to do anything. |
| Narcissistic number | The pluperfect digital invariant says "Count me in"! |
| Nothing-up-my-sleeve number | A number which is "above suspicion". |
| Number of the beast | For beastly people bored of the number of unluckiness. |
| Numbers station | [Six bars of The Lincolnshire Poacher play] "¡Atención! ¡Atención! One, four, seventeen, twenty-four..." |
| Pair of pants | Topology is not pants-optional. |
| Pi is 3 | Did Japanese education guidelines shockingly redefine pi as exactly 3? No, they didn't, but where's the news story and public outcry in that? |
| Pointless topology | Not as useless as it sounds. |
| Potato paradox | If potatoes consisting of 99% water dry so that they are 98% water, they lose 50% of their weight. |
| Proof by intimidation | The description of this article is trivially constructed and has been left as an exercise for the reader. |
| Ramanujan summation | What do you get when you add all positive integers, up to infinity? You get a negative fraction. |
| Abolition of time zones | No more asking "So what time is it there?" |
| Ruth Belville | She followed her parents in the business of selling people Greenwich Mean Time. |
| Chrismukkah | A pop-culture Christmas-Hanukkah hybrid, popularized by the television show The O.C.. |
| Cinnamon Roll Day | A day too good for this world, too pure. |
| Festivus | December 23: Holiday celebrated by the Costanza family on the television show Seinfeld, since appropriated by many. |
| International Talk Like a Pirate Day | Shiver my timbers (a-harrr!) every September 19. |
| Manhattanhenge | Twice every year, the setting sun aligns with Manhattan's street grid. |
| Mole Day | The Avogadro constant is celebrated on October 23rd starting at exactly 6:02 am. |
| Pi Day | The day – March 14 – on which the constant π is celebrated. Though tauists may prefer June 28... |
| Pocky & Pretz Day | A day in Japan celebrating long, thin biscuits. Due to their shape, it is celebrated on 11/11. |
| Sequential time | When the time forms a series of sequential numbers, such as 23 minutes past 1 AM on April 5, 1967 being 1:23 4/5/67. |
| Singles' Day | One is the loneliest number. 11/11 makes an appropriate date to celebrate being single. |
| Square Root Day | Any date when the day and month are both the square root of the last two digits of the year (the next being 6 June 2036). As a result, this can only be celebrated nine times a century. |
| Star Wars Day | May the 4th be with you. |
| Steak and Blowjob DayCake and Cunnilingus Day | Male alternative to Valentine's Day and female response to that day. |
| Swatch Internet Time | In 1998, Swatch tried to reshape our timing system. |
| Thanksgivukkah | A Thanksgiving-Hanukkah hybrid when the two overlap in November in the US; maybe your Hanukkah present can be a Thanksgiving Dinner. |
| Towel Day | Don't forget to bring a towel, terrible or otherwise. |
| Undecimber | In Java, the thirteenth month of the year. |
| Winterval | An attempt to erase Christmas? No, just a word for Birmingham City Council's collective festive plans, but that didn't stop the UK media from going wild. |
| Year 2000 problem | A possible computing problem in the 1990's that was supposed to have occurred when the 21st century and 3rd millennium arrived. Of course, that never happened. |
| Year 2038 problem | The computing problem that will arise due to the Unix time representation used in many computers. |
| Year zero | Was there a year between 1 BC and AD 1? |
| -ussy | a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy |
| Académie de la Carpette anglaise | A French organisation that "rewards" people who are doormats for the English language. |
| Antiqua–Fraktur dispute | A dispute over which typeface was more "German". At first, the Nazis were for Fraktur... |
| Apples and oranges | According to scholars, comparing the two may be easier than previously thought. |
| Argumentum ad crumenamArgumentum ad lazarum | Even if money can't buy you happiness, it (or a lack thereof) might win you an argument. |
| Arebica | Turns out, Slavic-based languages can also be written in the Arabic script. |
| Belarusian Arabic alphabet | |
| A Book from the Sky | A must-see for connoisseurs of gibberish. |
| Bouba/kiki effect | You instinctively know exactly which is which, no matter what language you speak. |
| Bow-wow theory | Competitors include the pooh-pooh theory, the ding-dong theory, and the yo-he-ho theory. |
| Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalobuffalo Buffalo buffalo | A meaningful, grammatical construction that has inspired linguists to talk about bullying amongst Western New York's bison population. |
| Capitalization of Internet | There is internet and Internet... and Internets. |
| "The Chaos" | The poem that mocks English spelling and pronunciation. Try to read it out loud! |
| Chinese characters of Empress Wu | Ever needed to be taken seriously so hard that you invented completely new characters and forced people to use them? |
| Chinese word for crisis | More notable among Americans than among the Chinese, apparently. |
| Clanker | We're calling robots slurs now? |
| Colorless green ideas sleep furiously | A sentence contrived by Noam Chomsky to demonstrate that a sentence can be grammatical yet nonsensical. |
| Comparative illusion | More people have researched these nonsensical sentences than I have. [sic] |
| Contronym | Sometimes you need oversight to prevent oversight. |
| Controversies about the word niggardly | How a simple word can cause so much controversy. |
| Covfefe | President Trump's most astounding contribution to the modern English lexicon. Absolutely superb, trust me... |
| Crazy English | APPARENTLY A VERY EFFECTIVE WAY TO TEACH ENGLISH TO CHINESE PEOPLE IS BY SHOUTING RANDOM ENGLISH PHRASES AT THEM. |
| Croatian Wikipedia | A once-innocent wiki became subjugated by a fascist regime of editors for 8 years. |
| Cryptophasia | The secret language of identical twins, also called idioglossia. |
| Croissant (linguistic zone) | Delectable dialects! |
| Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook | Is your hovercraft really full of eels? |
| Disambiguation (disambiguation) | Sometimes people do dumb things. |
| Dord | A nonexistent English word, supposedly meaning "density", found in Webster's New International Dictionary from 1935 to 1939. |
| Dozens | A usually good-natured African American game in which two competitors, usually male, exchange trash-talk until one has no comeback. |
| Duck test | A humorous abductive reasoning test based on the activities of a duck. |
| Dze | This Cyrillic letter looks exactly the same as the Latin letter S, making it the ultimate weapon in IDN homograph attacks. |
| Eggcorn | When you say something wrong but it still sounds kinda right. |
| English as She Is Spoke | A 19th century Portuguese-English phrasebook that became legendary for its overtly literal and inaccurate translations. |
| Engrish | Attempts by East Asian people – especially the Japanese – to construct English words and phrases. |
| Eskimo words for snow | The claim that Eskimo languages have an unusually large number of words for "snow". |
| Etaoin shrdlu | Cryptic echoes from the days of hot metal typesetting. |
| Expletive infixation | Linguists abso-fucking-lutely love to shock students with this knowledge. |
| Faggin–Nazzi alphabet | What? That's its real name. What did you think it was about? |
| Faux Cyrillic | Give text some of that Яussiaи flavour. |
| Fictitious entry | The content may be fictitious, but the entry is a fact. |
| Fnord | Deliberately misleading, irrelevant or false information meant to suggest conspiracy. A popular word among Discordians. |
| Fumblerules | Don't listen to any of this advice. |
| Garden-path sentence | A sentence that doesn't seem grammatically correct, but that's because it tricks you into thinking the verb isn't where it is. It's very easy to catch yourself doing double takes when reading this article. |
| Ghost characters | When your writing system includes 6,355 characters, a few may end up coming out of nowhere. |
| Ghoti | As good an argument as any for English-language spelling reform. |
| Glossary of Wobbly terms | Would you see the beanmaster fry a couple eggs on the banjo? |
| Grawlix | Those symbols in place of profanity have a name, but knowing this fact is $#@&%in' useless! |
| Grelling–Nelson paradox | Is "autological" autological? |
| Hamburgevons | Literally all you need to know if a typeface is any good. |
| Hopi time controversy | A long-lived academic debate about the concept of time in the Hopi language. |
| Abercraf English | How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II. |
| Algonquian–Basque pidgin | The linguistic fruit of the travels of Basque whalers. |
| Basque–Icelandic pidgin | |
| Anāl language | Its phonemic inventory, sadly, doesn't include the voiced anal fricative. |
| Andalusian language movement | A group of people have attempted to promote Andalusian Spanish as a distinct language. They have successfully created an Andalusian version of Minecraft. |
| Antarctic English | Not spoken by penguins. |
| Arcaicam Esperantom | How do you make things look "old" in a constructed language? By inventing a new one! |
| Boontling | Bet it seems pretty crazeek to harp boont to a kimmie Brightlighter like you, huh? |
| Big Nambas language | A language named after a Vanuatuan tribe's penis sheaths. |
| Broome Pearling Lugger Pidgin | A pidgin formed in 20th century Western Australia from Aboriginal Australian English, Japanese, and Kupang Malay to facilitate communication between the variety of groups working on pearling boats in the Kimberley region. |
| Cia-Cia | A language in Indonesia that came to use the Korean script. |
| DoggoLingo | Hoomanz wrote thiz cool article about mai language! |
| Dravido-Korean languages | A discarded and mostly-forgotten hypothesis that Korean and the Dravidian languages of Southern India made up a single language family, despite being thousands of kilometres apart and sharing very little common history. |
| E-Prime | A form of English without the verb 'to be'. |
| Gyaru-moji | Every culture develops its own version of Leet, including in this case, young Japanese women. |
| High Tider | Some people in rural coastal areas of North Carolina, Virginia, and Maryland still speak a dialect derived from the English spoken over 300 years ago. |
| Ithkuil | Try learning this in a weekend! |
| Jamaican Maroon Creole | A creole language with Akan vocabulary that is spoken by Jamaican Maroons in rituals involving spiritual possession. |
| Kebabnorsk | The delicious-sounding ethnolect prevalent in multi-ethnic Oslo. |
| Leet | T3h 1@ngu/\&e 0f H@xx0rz. |
| Lojban | A constructed language based on predicate logic. |
| Mediterranean Lingua Franca | The original lingua franca. Spoken from the 11th to the 19th centuries with substrata from Venetian, Genoese, Catalan, Occitan, Spanish, Portuguese, Turkish, Arabic, Berber, Greek, Sicilian, Galician, and many more. |
| Nicaraguan Sign Language | Nicaraguan deaf children create their own language after only being taught to lip-read Spanish, fascinate linguists. |
| Pandanus language | "Don't use regular words, you'll ruin the screwpine nuts." A prime example of an avoidance language. |
| Pirahã language | A language spoken by the Amazonian Pirahã people, and an example of a language that can be whistled. The subject of controversial claims that it proves the theory of linguistic relativity. |
| Pig Latin | Away anguagelay amegay orfay idskay atthay eaturesfay away unfay ayway otay ellspay ordsway! Onay attermay ifay ou'reyay anay adultay, it'say illstay icenay! |
| Plains Indian Sign Language | Despite (mostly) not being deaf, the indigenous peoples of the North American Plains developed a sign language to use as a lingua franca. |
| Proto-Human language | The (completely hypothetical) genetic ancestor to all the world's languages. |
| Pseudo-Chinese | Easy Japanese-to-Chinese translation: just keep all the kanji. Oops, thanks to Japanese's origins, you just accidentally re-invented Classical Chinese. |
| Russenorsk | A Slavic-Scandinavian pidgin that lasted only 150 years. |
| Silbo Gomero | The inhabitants of La Gomera of the Canary Islands communicate across valleys by whistling in Spanish. |
| Solresol | A constructed language based around musical notes. |
| Sḵwx̱wú7mesh | The native name of the indigenous Squamish language of British Columbia, which uses the number 7 as a letter. |
| Toki Pona | The opposite of the previously mentioned Ithkuil. Inspired by minimalism and Taoist philosophy, this constructed language has only 137 regularly used words. |
| Ubykh language | A very recently extinct Circassian language with 84 phonemic consonants (a record for non-click languages), but only 2 distinct vowels. |
| Viossa | A pidgin language deliberately created via an online experiment in which participants are banned from using any common language to communicate. |
| Wenzhounese | And you thought Mandarin was hard? A Chinese dialect nicknamed "the devil's language" for its extreme divergence and difficulty. |
| ǃXóõ | A click language with 122 consonants spoken by groups of San people in Namibia and Botswana. |
| Yaminjeongeum | 세종머앟늰익 읚머한 윾산. |
| Yerkish | An artificial language developed for use by non-human primates. |
| Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura | A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with. |
| Alfonso de Borbón y Borbón | A Spanish nobleman with a whopping 88 forenames. |
| Arses of Persia | Unfortunately, 4th century BC Persian rulers were unable to predict modern profanity. |
| Cardinal Sin | A Catholic Archbishop of Manila who was instrumental in the People Power Revolution. |
| Dick Assman | What? He was a celebrity for four months! |
| Dick Swett | The U.S. Ambassador to Denmark from 1998 to 2001. |
| Harry Baals | Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana in the 1950s and had a really unfortunate name. Almost immortalized in the Harry Baals Government Center, but it ended up being named Citizens Square instead. |
| C. H. D. Buys Ballot | No evidence of electoral fraud by the chairman of a precursor to the World Meteorological Organization. |
| Praise-God Barebone | Christened Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone; not to be confused with his son Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon. |
| Bishop Bishop | There have been four different bishops named Bishop in England. |
| Dick Bong | The most successful American fighter pilot's legal name was Richard, but he only ever went by the name "Dick Bong". |
| Bumpy Bumpus | He bumped too hard and too far. Rest in peace, Bumpy Bumpus. |
| Dick Butkus | A Pro Football Hall of Famer who played 9 years for the Chicago Bears. |
| Ching Cheong | A real Chinese journalist and former political prisoner, and not a slur. |
| Thursday October Christian I | The son of Fletcher Christian, leader of the mutiny on the Bounty. |
| Seymour Cocks | British MP between 1929 and 1953. |
| Deportivo Wanka | An unfortunately named Peruvian football team whose strips are remarkably popular in Britain. |
| Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaft | An officials' association in pre-war Vienna, Austria, of a shipping company for transporting passengers and cargo on the Danube. |
| Bum Farto | A fire chief who was revealed as part of a drug trafficking conspiracy, then was gone with the... wind. |
| Preserved Fish | A historical New York City shipping merchant. |
| FM-2030 | A transhumanist philosopher changed his name to this, inspired by his predictions for the year 2030. |
| Gregor Fučka | A Slovenian-born Italian basketball player with a socially problematic last name. |
| John le Fucker | His surname probably didn't mean what you think it might mean. Unlike the later Roger Fuckebythenavele, whose name did mean that. |
| Argel Fucks | A Brazilian footballer with another socially problematic last name. An unforgettable newspaper headline once declared "Fucks Off to Benfica". |
| Jakob Fugger | One of the richest men in history, with yet another quite unfortunate surname. |
| Gag name | Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss? |
| States Rights Gist | A Confederate general during the American Civil War. (Hey, maybe it was about...) |
| John B. Goodenough | Being good enough, this guy invented random access memory and the lithium-ion battery. |
| Goodspaceguy | Perennial political candidate in Seattle who legally changed his name to align with his passion for space colonization. |
| Curtis Hidden Page | An American writer whose middle and last names accidentally predicted the Internet, and the countless pages on it that could only be accessed by typing their URLs in the URL bar manually. |
| French Hill | A politician serving as a U.S. representative for Arkansas. Bears no relation to any actual French hills. |
| Ima Hogg | American society leader, philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century. |
| Huang Hong-cheng, Ah Cheng from Taiwan, World’s Greatest Man, God of Wealth, and President | A performance artist who took full advantage of Taiwan's naming law. |
| Christmas Humphreys | Helped make Buddhism popular in the UK. |
| Tiny Kox | A Dutch politician. |
| Jennifer 8. Lee | A former New York Times reporter whose middle name is the number eight. And you thought Harry S. Truman had an exceptional middle name... |
| Marx Lenin | Can't choose between communist names? Why not both? Both is good. |
| Henry Lizardlover | Yes, he appreciates reptiles. |
| Seán Dublin Bay Rockall Loftus | An Irish politician who changed his name to emphasize political affiliations. |
| Mannanafnanefnd | A committee in Iceland that determines whether a name is suitable for integration into the Icelandic language. Apparently voted yes about themselves. |
| Adolf Lu Hitler Marak | This Indian politician does not dispraise his parents' questionable name choice. |
| Vladimiro Lenin Ilich Montesinos | Did you know that Russian revolutionary and leader of the Bolsheviks Vladimir Lenin was a CIA asset? |
| Mister Mxyzptlk | Sometimes called Mxy, a fictional impish character who appears in DC Comics' Superman comic books. |
| Names of Soviet origin | In the wake of the Russian Revolution, there was a craze for parents giving names of overtly revolutionary or Soviet inspiration. Examples include "Vladlen" (short for Vladimir Lenin), "Revmir" ("Revolution of the world"), "Elmira" (electrification of the world), "Barrikad" (barricade) and "Geliy" (helium). |
| Naming law in Sweden | An odd Swedish law regulating children's names, which has led to disgruntled parents submitting names such as Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, A (both pronounced "Albin"), and Metallica. |
| Carry A. Nation | Yes, she was aware of the unusualness of her name. |
| Neville Neville | The father of English footballers Phil Neville and Gary Neville. |
| Che Bong Nga | A Cham king whose name does not relate to a smoking device or a Teletubby, as his nickname, Po Binasuor, resembles "dinosaur" only by substituting the D with a B. |
| Metta World Peace | An NBA player who wants to promote World Peace and has a reputation for on-court brawls. See also the similarly-named World B. Free. |
| Manley Power | His name describes what you needed to be a distinguished officer in the British Army at the time. His great-grandson carried on the tradition. |
| Archaeoacoustics | Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past? |
| Airborne radioactivity increase in Europe in autumn 2017 | It's bizarre, but it did happen. |
| Ota Benga | The tragic story of a Pygmy man from the Belgian Congo who was briefly exhibited in the Bronx Zoo. |
| Beringer's Lying Stones | Fossils planted by God? No, just a prank created to discredit a professor whom the hoaxers didn't like. |
| Buttered cat paradox | If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands buttered-side-down, what if...? |
| Buttered toast phenomenon | But only if you're eating at a table. |
| Campanology | For the good of society, we must study how to properly ring bells. |
| Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre | SI rules says you can't use a capital letter for a unit unless it's named after a person, but everyone uses L for the litre... so they made up a namesake. |
| Cneoridium dumosum (Nuttall) Hooker F. Collected March 26, 1960, at an Elevation of about 1450 Meters on Cerro Quemazón, 15 Miles South of Bahía de Los Angeles, Baja California, México, Apparently for a Southeastward Range Extension of Some 140 Miles | This scientific paper has the longest article name on Wikipedia (250 characters out of a possible 255). The paper itself only has five words, though. |
| Vladimir Demikhov | Eminent Soviet biologist and father of the canine head transplant. |
| Drake's Plate of Brass | A forgery-related practical joke that went horribly awry. |
| Elvis taxon | A taxon (species, genus, family, etc.) that is extinct but is later imitated by others. |
| Further research is needed | Some journals have banned this infuriating and redundant cliché. Some researchers are researching its effects, but FRIN... |
| Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory | You may have had a chemistry set when you were a child. I bet it didn't come with radioactive substances in the box. |
| Greeble | Stimuli used in studies of object and face recognition with hilarious names. |
| Kardashian index | There is an inverse relationship between a scientist's social media presence and their citation metric. |
| Lazarus taxon | Leaping Lazarus! Somewhat like Monty Python's Dead Parrot, it's not really dead; it's just resting. |
| Nobel disease | When someone embraces crankery despite—or because of—being a Nobel laureate. |
| Nylon-eating bacteria and creationism | The intersection of science and religion in a simple bacterium. |
| 'Pataphysics | A parody of science that purports to study what lies beyond the realm of metaphysics. |
| Archaeological interest of Pedra da Gávea | Did ancient Phoenicians visit Brazil centuries before the Portuguese? Actually, no, they did not. |
| Pathological science | A pejorative term for scientific ideas that will simply not "go away", long after they are given up on as wrong by the majority of scientists in the field. |
| John Stapp | Stapp would willingly strap himself into a rocket, endure multiple dozens of Gs, and write notes afterwards, briefly breaking the land speed record while simultaneously withstanding 46 g (the most acceleration voluntarily encountered by a human) in 1954. Also credited with coining Murphy's law in its final form. |
| Physics envy | When the social sciences are infused with mathematics- and physics-like principles. |
| Planck's principle | The idea that "science progresses one funeral at a time". |
| Project Steve | In response to creationists' attempts to create a list of evolution-denying scientists, this even longer list consists of scientists who believe in evolution and are called Steve (or some variation). |
| Raven paradox | First, you'll grant that all ravens are black, yes...? |
| Sokal affair | Physicist Alan Sokal demonstrates that at least some postmodernists can't see an emperor with no clothes. |
| Timeline of the far future | The ultimate list of spoilers. Also gives you an existential crisis. |
| Halomonas titanicae | A unique species of bacteria found at the wreck of the Titanic. |
| John G. Trump | A physicist and inventor with a quite underrated career. Among other things, he was the co-inventor of one of the first million-volt X-ray generators and the man that analyzed Nikola Tesla's hotel room after his death. Also the paternal uncle of Donald Trump. |
| The Unsuccessful Self-Treatment of a Case of "Writer's Block" | |
| Women-are-wonderful effect | A subconscious bias that makes people consider positive attributes to be connected to women more than men, regardless of the gender you ask. |
| Anatoli Bugorski | What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator? |
| Barrer | A unit containing four different uses of the centimetre, none of which cancels and two of which aren't even used to measure physical size. |
| Colors of noise | Including white, pink, purple, blue... |
| David Hahn | A 17-year-old, known as the Radioactive Boy Scout, who irradiated his back yard attempting to build a nuclear breeder reactor from spare parts. |
| Demon core | A two-time radioactive killer. |
| Deutsche Physik | Or "German physics" during the Third Reich. May have caused them to never bother trying to develop nukes. |
| F. D. C. Willard | The pen name of a cat who wrote academic papers in the field of cryogenics. |
| Fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position | Named after a famous cereal phenomenon. |
| Flying ice cube | They happen to live inside the computers of scientists trying to simulate molecules. |
| Frog battery | A curious experiment to determine the existence of animal electricity. |
| Furry's theorem | notices your quantum electrodynamics* OwO? |
| Impossible color | Try to see it! |
| Kundt's tube | A serious piece of scientific apparatus whose name has induced sniggering among English-speaking schoolchildren for over 150 years. |
| Mpemba effect | Hot water freezes faster than cool water, and no one is sure why. Also probably the only scientific term named after a Tanzanian schoolboy. |
| Oh-My-God particle | Proof that physicists have a dramatic flair. |
| Pauli effect | Something in the lab not working? Technical difficulties? Blame this guy. |
| Quantum suicide and immortality | An infinite number of parallel universes means that any one person will always live forever. |
| Rheology of peanut butter | A serious analysis of the tastiest viscoelastic colloid. |
| Shower-curtain effect | Nobody knows why when you turn on the hot water in the shower, the curtain blows in. |
| Smoot | A strange unit of distance used to measure the Harvard Bridge. |
| Sound of fingernails scraping chalkboard | Urrrgggh! |
| The Hum | Can you hear it? Not everyone can, but you're not alone. |
| Vortex tube | What happens when you blow in a hole in a tube? Hot air comes out one end and cold air comes out the other. No consensus reached on why it happens yet. |
| 2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident | Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle. |
| Andrée's Arctic balloon expedition | An ill-fated attempt to reach the North Pole in 1897. |
| Ararat anomaly | A strange geological element that, for years, has confused practicing Christians and geologists. |
| Bloop | A mysterious underwater animal-like sound that was loud enough to be heard across the Pacific Ocean. |
| Bone Wars | Two rivals spend 15 years expanding mankind's knowledge of dinosaur life and research ethics. |
| Catatumbo lightning | At one lake in Venezuela, constant thunderstorms are just a regular occurrence. |
| Floyd Collins | A cave explorer from the early 20th century that got stuck in a cave in Kentucky. Despite a massive rescue effort, he ended up dying there, but that wasn't the end of his story. |
| Continental drip | A playful theory devised to explain why the continents are tapered toward the south. |
| Expanding Earth | A theory that the Earth is growing. |
| The Final Experiment | An expedition that took Flat Earthers to Antarctica to see the absolute proof that they're wrong. Naturally, some Flat Earthers continued to ignore it. |
| Gore effect | Whereby it gets colder when climate change campaigners come to town. |
| Hector (cloud) | A cumulonimbus thundercloud cluster that forms regularly nearly every afternoon on the Tiwi Islands in the Northern Territory of Australia, from approximately September to March each year. Also known as "Hector the Convector." |
| Nicolia (plant) | A fossil plant that was mistakenly identified as a dinosaur, Aachenosaurus. |
| Rain of animals | When it's literally raining cats and dogs. |
| Red rain in Kerala | Did blood rain from the sky? |
| Snow in Florida | Yes, snow is not unknown in the "Sunshine State". |
| South-up map orientation | The crew of Apollo 17 snapped Earth with Antarctica on top. NASA followed Ptolemy and rotated it "back". |
| Roy Sullivan | An unlucky park ranger who was hit by lightning on seven separate occasions. He survived them all, but came to his own tragic end. |
| Tinnunculite | A recently discovered mineral that forms from bird feces. |
| Waffle House Index | The U.S. government's alternative measure of disaster impact. |
| Weather rock | The only 100% active and 100% accurate meteorologist. |
| Anthracene-9,10-dithiol | The molecule that walks. |
| Botulinum toxin | One of the most deadly substances known is nonetheless extremely common in the cosmetic industry. |
| 26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union | The largest gem diamond ever found in Russia, and that is it's real name. |
| Dihydrogen monoxide | A commonly used chemical that can be deadly to all forms of plant and animal life, contributing to global warming, erosion, acid rain, torture and countless other maladies. Or... that's what they want you to think. |
| Elephant's Foot | One of the world's most toxic objects, created as a product of the Chernobyl disaster. |
| Fogbank | A nuclear warhead-related material so classified that its creators – the U.S. National Nuclear Security Administration – forgot how to make it. |
| Goiânia accident | The world's worst nuclear incident that didn't begin in a radioactive power plant. |
| Thomas Midgley Jr. | Inventor of two of the world's most severe pollutants – and a device that killed him. |
| NanoPutian | A series of organic molecules having a structure that looks human. |
| New car smell | Ahh, that new car smell. What do you mean, it might be toxic? |
| Nitrogen triiodide | What's purple and explodes if a feather brushes it? |
| Orotidine 5'-phosphate decarboxylase | Known for its extreme catalysis, this enzyme can reduce the time required for a reaction from 78 million years to 18 milliseconds. |
| Pitch drop experiment | The world's most viscous liquid, dripping out of a funnel at the University of Queensland since 1927. There's been 9 drops so far. |
| James Price | An alchemist who went to the most extreme lengths possible to avoid having to prove his findings. |
| Pykrete | A bullet-resistant frozen-water compound once used in an attempt to create an aircraft carrier. |
| Smell of freshly cut grass | A nostalgic odor that plays a role in plant communication as a chemical cry of agony. |
| Thiotimoline | A fictional chemical which dissolves before it comes into contact with water. |
| Trimethylaminuria | Do you smell something fishy? It may be you! |
| Unobtainium | A term used to describe any material with properties that are unlikely or impossible for any real material to possess. |
| 1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg | Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history. |
| Apollo 15 postal covers incident | Three astronauts never flew to space again after being paid to take postal covers with them on Apollo 15. But that's not much of a punishment though, considering they got to go to the freakin' Moon. |
| Blue Origin Federation, LLC v. United States | Two companies got into a brat fight and sued NASA in the process. |
| Blue Origin NS-31 | Possibly the most hated space mission in history. |
| Judith Love Cohen | One of the most important female scientists involved with the Apollo program, and Jack Black's mother. Some might say this is not the best article on Wikipedia.... this is just a tribute to her. |
| COCONUTS-2b | The size of that planet's orbit is nuts! |
| Cosmic latte | The average colour of the Universe: a slightly beige white. |
| Cydonia (Mars) | You've heard of the man on the Moon, now get ready for the "Face on Mars", well, sort of... |
| Edward Makuka Nkoloso | The leader of a non-government Zambian space program planned to send "Afronauts" to Mars with the goal of establishing a Christian ministry to civilise Martians. |
| Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster | Driving in space becomes reality. Also briefly misidentified as an asteroid. |
| Embryo space colonization | A proposal for colonizing space using embryos raised by robots. |
| Extraterrestrial real estate | Want to buy a housing plot on the Moon? |
| Fallen Astronaut | A small statuette which is the only sculpture on the Moon. |
| Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey | Five mice who circled the Moon 75 times on Apollo 17, among the last eight Earthlings to travel to the Moon. Upon returning to Earth, the four remaining living mice were soon killed and dissected in the name of science. ("That's one small squeak...") |
| Finger of God Globule | A molecular cloud known for resembling the middle finger, a hand pointing at other stars, and worst of all, ...a penis? |
| 229762 Gǃkúnǁʼhòmdímà | Have fun trying to type this out! |
| Gauss's Pythagorean right triangle proposal | Proposal of Pythagorean theorem "drawing" to be constructed in the Siberian tundra as a signal for extraterrestrials. |
| Harlan J. Smith Telescope | Have you heard about the telescope that got shot? Contrary to initial reports, the harm from the bullets was extraordinary small. |
| Hot, dust-obscured galaxy | Hot DOGs, anyone? |
| International Space Station cannabis experiment hoax | Need we say more? |
| iPTF14hls | Argh, why won't this star die!? |
| Jovian–Plutonian gravitational effect | Sadly, the alignment of two (or perhaps one and a half?) planets wouldn't allow the British public to float. Maybe the fact that the news came out on April 1 should have clued them in. |
| Guillaume Le Gentil | The unluckiest astronomer that ever lived. |
| Lunar pareidolia | People have claimed to see everything from rabbits and human figures to the face of a Moroccan king on the Moon. |
| Lunarcrete | Perfect for building your own cut-price Moon base. |
| Mare Moscoviense | A lunar geological feature whose name was accepted only when an astronomer argued that Moscow is a "state of mind". |
| Mars Climate Orbiter | Failed Mars mission that disintegrated in the Martian atmosphere due to a unit conversion error. |
| Matrioshka brain | I heard you like Dyson spheres, so I put a Dyson sphere in your Dyson sphere. |
| Mimas | A moon that looks like the Death Star. |
| The Moon is made of green cheese | Scientific consensus says it isn't, but are there people (or wolves) who think so? |
| Moon landing conspiracy theories | Fake photos, slow-motion cameras and secret studios. All directed by Stanley Kubrick. |
| Moon Museum | Only two people have ever seen its exhibits in person. |
| Nazi UFOs | Did the Luftwaffe, in fact, explore the final frontier and make contact with alien races? Whether the secret Nazi base is on the Moon or in Antarctica, the truth is apparently out there. |
| Nuclear pasta | Gnocchi, spaghetti, lasagna, bucatini and Swiss cheese may sound tasty at first, until you realized that one teaspoon of this pasta outweighs Mount Everest... |
| Peryton (astronomy) | Don't use microwaves next to radio telescopes! |
| Seatbelt basalt | A lunar sample spotted by David Scott while driving the Lunar Roving Vehicle on the moon. He assumed that mission control wouldn't allow him to stop and get it, so he pretended he was fastening his seatbelt. |
| Sex in space | And when you've exhausted the list, here's something new to try! |
| Solway Firth Spaceman | "Wasn't there when I took the pic – honest!" |
| Space advertising | Plans to launch giant billboards into space. |
| Space elevator competitions | How high can you go? |
| Spaghettification | What happens when you fall into a black hole. |
| Space Poop Challenge | A challenge in 2016 to design a new toilet system for use in space. |
| Space selfie | Doing it for the 'gram. |
| Stolen and missing Moon rocks | The rocks were out of this world! Unfortunately, they fell into the wrong hands. |
| Superhump | When a star thrusts in brightness. |
| Sylacauga | The first fallen meteorite in recorded history to have verifiably injured a human. |
| Timekeeping on Mars | How Martians know when they are. |
| Vatican Observatory | One of the few official scientific institutions linked with the Catholic Church. |
| Vulcan (hypothetical planet) | A proposed planet that some astronomers in the 19th century believed existed between the Sun and Mercury. The fact it used to be believed means that no planet can ever be named after Vulcan from Star Trek because the name's already been taken. |
| 274301 Wikipedia | An asteroid named after Wikipedia. We truly came to the stars. |
| Accessory breast | Some people have more than two. |
| Alien hand syndrome | An unusual neurological disorder, also known as "Dr. Strangelove syndrome", whereby one of the sufferer's hands seems to take on a life of its own. |
| Anal wink | Here's looking at you! |
| Auto-brewery syndrome | Like a microbrewery in your digestive system. |
| Banana equivalent dose | A banana for scale. |
| Black hairy tongue | Really? |
| Bristol stool scale | Taking a close look at a toilet bowl for the sake of science. The scale was inspired by eye charts. |
| ChIA-PET | Chromatin Interaction Analysis by Paired-End Tag sequencing, that is. |
| Chronic Lyme disease | A conspiracy theory about long-lasting effects of Lyme disease, not to be confused with actual latent symptoms of Lyme disease. |
| Coffee enema | A bizarre type of alternative medicine. |
| Danger triangle of the face | A very specific area of your face where bursting a boil could mean certain death. |
| Dimples of Venus | For fans of those dimples you don't find on a face. |
| DNA origamiRNA origami | Two different types of nanoscale origami. |
| Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators | Forcibly withdrawn after officials clamped down on them. |
| Eating mucus | Ew... |
| Eigengrau | The color seen by the eye in perfect darkness. |
| Fart lighting | The act of igniting gases produced by human flatulence. |
| Fiddler's neck | Maybe this is proof that God hates violinists. |
| Five-second rule | The notion that food dropped on the floor is safe to eat only as long as it's picked up within five seconds. |
| Geographic tongue | When a map appears on your tongue. |
| Grape surgery | They did surgery on a grape, quite a few times actually. |
| Gynecomastia | Also known as "man boobs" or "moobs". |
| Hair-grooming syncope | Who knew that brushing your hair could be deadly? |
| Human–animal breastfeeding | If you have breast milk to spare, a puppy, piglet or monkey would like to hear from you. |
| Hypertrichosis | Also known as "human werewolf syndrome". |
| Hypoalgesic effect of swearing | Got hurt? Swear the pain away! |
| Jenkem | Huffing the gas from fermented human feces for a hallucinating effect. |
| Jogger's nipple | That uncomfortable friction some people get while running has a name. |
| Louse-feeder | In search of a cure for typhus, humans let lice feed on them. |
| Lucky iron fish | Treat anemia by putting an iron fish in your soup. |
| Maggot therapy | Those hungry, wriggling little larvae will clean up festering wounds because they are hungry. |
| Male lactation | Given the right conditions, just about any male can do it. |
| Maple syrup urine disease | For once, a sweet smell you don't want your infants exuding. |
| Medical students' disease | A condition frequently reported in medical students who perceive themselves to be experiencing the symptoms of the diseases they are studying. |
| Mellified man | A legendary medicinal substance from Arabia involving honey. |
| Michelin tire baby syndrome | Babies that look like the Michelin man. |
| Moebius syndrome | A disease, most envied by poker players, that makes facial expressions impossible. |
| Morangos com Açúcar Virus | Did a Portuguese teen soap opera cause an epidemic? |
| Mucophagy | The consumption of mucus. |
| Nacirema | An obscure New World tribe with some interesting practices. |
| Nasal sebum | Yes, that stuff on the surface of your nose. |
| Nitroglycerin (medication) | Got heart disease? Here, take some dynamite. |
| Old person smell | Apparently developed to allow humans to avoid partnering with people who are too old for them. Not to be confused with death smell (though they're not incompatible in some places). |
| Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis | A tooth in the eye (is worth two in the foot?). |
| Paleofeces | Our ancestors' poop. Worth a close look, apparently. |
| Peanut butter test | A diagnostic test for Alzheimer's disease which measures subjects' ability to smell peanut butter through each nostril. |
| Photic sneeze reflex | People who sneeze when suddenly exposed to bright light. |
| Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis | That's a mouthful! Good thing it has a much shorter name: silicosis. |
| Powder of sympathy | Healing a wound of war by applying a powder... to the weapon that caused it. |
| Rapunzel syndrome | Chewing on your hair is one thing, but actually eating it can have some untoward results. |
| Autocunnilingus | Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult. |
| Autofellatio | Acts of oral self-stimulation. |
| Bathroom sex | Ever wanted to defecate and have sex at the same time? Well now you can! |
| Bread dildo | A supposed sex toy originating from Ancient Greece, made of bread. |
| John R. Brinkley | A doctor who said that he could cure male impotence (among other things) by putting goat testes inside human testes. It did not go well. |
| Cello scrotum | A hoax illness allegedly affecting male cello players. |
| Coregasm | An orgasm caused by exercising of the core abdominal muscles. |
| Death during consensual sex | Talk about going out with a bang... |
| Donkey punch | Allegedly a sex move involving punching one's partner in the back of the head during intercourse. |
| Female hysteria | A once-common diagnosis of a range of symptoms in women, cured through masturbation. |
| Footsies | Did you know? It's possible for a couple to flirt by touching each other's legs. |
| Gerbilling | An urban legend about a sexual practice purportedly conducted. It was made popular by South Park. |
| Global Orgasm for Peace | Oh yeah, the end of human conflict just turns me on... |
| Hamster zona-free ovum test | A test – sometimes called a "hamster test" – involving human semen, hamster eggs and a petri dish. |
| Human penis size | Scientific data on average size, racial variations, surgical enlargement and urban legends. |
| Koro | A condition where one (mistakenly) believes that his or her genitals are slowly disappearing. |
| Lithopedion | The rare condition of an unborn fetus calcifying. |
| Male pregnancy | For now, it's just a seahorse thing, but... |
| Napoleon's penis | (Allegedly) cut off after his death and, among other things, displayed at a museum in Manhattan. |
| National Masturbation Day | Not related to the week, and certainly not related to the month. |
| Parasitic twin | A medical condition where one of two conjoined twins lacks essential organs and must rely on the other for survival, often leeching its blood. An especially rare variant of this, fetus in fetu, involves one partially formed fetus developing within the body of the other. |
| Persistent genital arousal disorder | Not as funny as it may sound. |
| Post-coital tristesse | "But after the enjoyment of sensual pleasure is passed, the greatest sadness follows." –Baruch Spinoza |
| Puppy pregnancy syndrome | A condition found in remote regions of India in which people believe they have conceived a puppy shortly after being bitten by a dog. |
| Scrotal inflation | For real now, boys: DO NOT try this at home. You can put your life at risk while doing it. |
| Self-inflicted caesarean section | A harrowing practice, verified to have occurred at least five times. |
| Sexual headache | Not the one that wives pretend to have to dissuade their husbands; this type happens during the act. |
| Sleep sex | A form of parasomnia (similar to sleepwalking) that causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep. Not to be confused with somnophilia. |
| Soggy biscuit | Don't finish last, whatever you do. |
| Vorarephilia | Not exactly cannibalism, but... |
| Zhang Jingsheng | A sexologist known by the nickname "Dr. Sex" who enthusiastically advocated social Darwinism, scientific racism, eugenics, and a "Big Breast Renaissance". |
| Zombie pornography | Modern reincarnation of necrophilia. |
| Elisabeth Anderson Sierra | Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess". |
| Jaxon Buell | A child born with only 20% of a brain. He lived for 5 years despite doctors' expectations that he would only live for 1 year. |
| Jeanne Calment | A Frenchwoman with the longest verified human lifespan in recorded history. She was 122 at the time of her death. |
| Jo Cameron | A Scottish woman who feels no physical or psychological pain due to a rare genetic mutation. |
| Legrand G. Capers | The only person ever to witness a woman being impregnated by a bullet. |
| Stubbins Ffirth | An American trainee doctor who went to unusual lengths in his quest to prove that yellow fever is not contagious. |
| Phineas Gage | A 19th-century construction worker who survived a three-foot-long (0.91 m) tamping iron going through his skull. His resultant behavioral changes have made him an important figure in the development of neuroscience. |
| Genie | A feral child who was neglected by her father and was locked in a room for the first 13 years of her life. |
| Karen Greenlee | Unrepentant serial necrophile open to interviews on the subject, who came to attention for stealing a hearse during a funeral. |
| James Harrison | An Australian man whose 1,173 blood donations have saved over 2.5 million babies. |
| Abby and Brittany Hensel | Conjoined twins with separate heads but joined bodies. |
| Krista and Tatiana Hogan | Craniopagus twins with a a "thalamus bridge" which connects their two thalami together. |
| Paul Karason | An American man known for having blue skin. |
| "Benjaman Kyle" | Found naked and unconscious outside a Burger King dumpster (where he derived his new alias from), he doesn't remember 20 years of his life, or how he ended up in Georgia from Colorado. |
| Eugene Landy | A psychologist who developed a form of 24-hour therapy and later became business partners with one of his many celebrity patients, Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys. |
| Hans Langseth | A guy who had the longest beard recorded in history. |
| Robert Liston | A 19th-century Scottish surgeon who, among other things, performed what has been described as "the only operation in history with a 300 percent mortality rate". |
| Barry Marshall | A doctor who, against the consensus of mainstream medicine, drank a vial of bacterial culture to prove that stomach ulcers were caused by bacteria rather than stress, spicy foods, and too much acid as was believed at the time. He won the Nobel Prize for it, too. |
| Alexis St. Martin | A 19th-century French-Canadian fur trader who survived a gunshot wound and was left with a hole in his stomach, which allowed revolutionary experiments on digestion to be conducted. |
| Donald Mastick | A man who accidentally ate plutonium, leading to one of the worst cases of bad breath. |
| Lina Medina | A Peruvian girl who gave birth to a son when she was five years old, becoming the youngest human mother on record. |
| Armin Meiwes | Wanting to be eaten is one thing, but actually having it done to you is quite another. |
| Billy Milligan | A man with 24 personalities, popularized by the 1981 book The Minds of Billy Milligan. |
| Wenceslao Moguel | Accused of participating in the Mexican Revolution, he was sentenced to death, survived his execution, and lived for another 6 decades. |
| Blanche Monnier | A French woman who was locked in an attic for 25 years because her parents disapproved of her choice of suitor. |
| Mariam Nabatanzi | A Ugandan woman who had given birth to 44 children by the age of 36. |
| Hamilton Naki | A Black South African doctor who participated in the first heart transplant surgery and was later censored by the Apartheid regime. |
| Chandre Oram | A man in India with a 13-inch (33 cm) tail. |
| Adam Rainer | The only person known to be both a dwarf and a giant. |
| patient) | A woman with the inability to feel fear due to damage to the amygdalae. |
| Tarrare | A Frenchman with an insatiable appetite, who made a show out of his ability to eat just about anything. Including, allegedly, a toddler. |
| Lakshmi Tatma | An Indian girl born with four arms and four legs, fitting to her name as she was named after a Hindu goddess with four arms. |
| Mary Toft | An English woman who hoaxed doctors into believing that she had given birth to rabbits. |
| Robert Wadlow | An American man who, at 8 ft 11.1 in (2.72 m), was the tallest verified person in human history. |
| Louis Jolyon West | An American psychiatrist known most for his work in MKULTRA while employed by the CIA, which included accidentally killing an elephant with LSD. Also appointed to interrogate Jack Ruby and was an arch-enemy of the Church of Scientology. |
| Alice in Wonderland syndrome | Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle. |
| Anton syndrome | People who are blind but convinced they can see. |
| Bananadine | Exactly how psychedelic are those dried banana peels? |
| Bicameral mentality | Neuroscientific hypothesis that the human mind before the Bronze Age was split into two discrete components, a speaking mind and obeying mind. |
| Capgras delusion | When you're sure a friend or loved one is an impostor. |
| Cortical homunculus | A distorted representation of the human body based on areas of the brain dedicated to processing motor functions for different body parts. |
| Cotard's syndrome | Suffered by people, very much alive, who believe they're dead. |
| Conversion disorder | Blindness and similar disabilities caused by anxiety. |
| Cute aggression | The reason why people want to squeeze cute things without harm. |
| Dancing mania | Unknown forces cause large groups of people to dance hysterically until dropping from exhaustion in multiple incidents in Europe from the 13th to 17th centuries. |
| Dissociative fugue | You black out and when you wake up years have passed, you're in a different city, you have a new name and have lived a different life while you were unconscious. Also known as dissociative fugue or psychogenic fugue. |
| Electromagnetic hypersensitivity | For those allergic to Wi-Fi. |
| Encopresis | Voluntary or involuntary defecation in persons who are toilet trained (older than 4 years of age.) |
| Exploding head syndrome | Ever woken up after an hour or two of sleep thinking you've just heard a massive explosion? |
| Expressive aphasia | You know when you have a word on tip of your tongue but you just can't remember it? It's that, but with every word. |
| False memory | Forming of false memories; sometimes leads to thousands of people having the same false memory. |
| Foreign accent syndrome | A rare medical condition whereby sufferers speak their native language with a foreign accent. |
| Fregoli delusion | The belief that different people are actually one person in disguise. |
| Geophagia | Eat dirt, pal. |
| Impossible color | Supposed colors that do not appear in ordinary visual functioning. |
| Jumping Frenchmen of Maine | Like Tourette syndrome, but more Gallic. |
| Klüver–Bucy syndrome | One specific kind of brain damage causes hypersexuality and a desire to put random things in your mouth. Named after two doctors who gave psychotropic drugs to lobotomized monkeys. |
| Mariko Aoki phenomenon | A Japanese expression referring to an urge to defecate that is suddenly felt after entering bookstores. |
| Paris syndrome | Being clinically disappointed by Paris. Particularly common among Japanese tourists. Not to be confused with Jerusalem syndrome or Stockholm syndrome. |
| Rosenhan experiment | An experiment involving certifiably sane mental patients. |
| Somatoparaphrenia | A type of delusion in which a sufferer denies ownership of a limb or an entire side of the body. |
| Stendhal syndrome | A psychosomatic illness that causes rapid heartbeat, dizziness, fainting, confusion and even hallucinations when an individual is exposed to art or natural beauty. |
| Tanganyika laughter epidemic | What happens when contagious laughter becomes an actual epidemic. |
| Target fixation | To become so fixated on an object you are trying to avoid that you collide with it. |
| Tip of the tongue | What was this article about again... Wait, I think I am just about to remember... |
| Truman Show delusion | Those afflicted feel they are being watched all the time by a television audience, like Jim Carrey's character in the 1998 movie The Truman Show. |
| Urophagia | The consumption of urine. Not always for survival reasons. |
| Visual release hallucinations | Millions of perfectly sane people are having freakish hallucinations – and just not admitting it. |
| Zero stroke | An alleged mental disorder that caused patients to write endless rows of zeroes. |
| Aversion to happiness | Also known as cherophobia. |
| Fear of crossing streets | Also known as agyrophobia. |
| Chromophobia | Fear of colors. |
| Coprophobia | Fear of feces or even defecation, and possibly enjoying constipation. |
| Dentophobia | Fear of dentists. |
| Emetophobia | Fear of vomiting. |
| Balloon phobia | Also known as globophobia. |
| Genuphobia | Fear of knees or the act of kneeling. |
| Koumpounophobia | Fear of buttons. |
| Mageiricophobia | Fear of cooking. |
| Nomophobia | Fear of being without your mobile phone. |
| Numerophobia | Fear of numbers. |
| Osmophobia | Fear of odors and smells. |
| Phagophobia | Fear of swallowing. |
| Phallophobia | Fear of the penis. |
| Philophobia | Fear of love. |
| Phobophobia | Fear of having a phobia. |
| Pogonophobia | Fear of beards. |
| Submechanophobia | Fear of submerged man-made objects. |
| Technophobia | Fear of computers and internet. |
| Telephone phobia | Also known as telephobia. |
| Adactylidium | A mite with a very unusual life cycle. |
| Animals in space | An annotated list of the various animals used in space programs. |
| Animal attack | Not kidding: death by beavers, bunnies, squirrels, crocodiles, and other creatures you should not have as pets. |
| Anting (behavior) | Not recommended for humans. |
| Apophallation | Are you a slug and can't extract your penis? Amputate and change your gender. |
| Beaver-engineered dam in the Czech Republic | A family of beavers has saved the Czech government about $1.2 million by doing what they do best and restoring a wetland ecosystem. |
| Bee removal | Removal of bees. |
| Birds Aren't Real | Think about it, have you ever even seen a bird? |
| Blast fishing | Catch a lot of fish at once by blowing up a lake. |
| Boiling frog | Despite the metaphor, they won't really sit there and let themselves boil to death. |
| Candiru | Barbed fish allegedly attracted to, lodged in, and extracted from human penises. |
| Carcinisation | Crustaceans may evolve how they wish, but eventually, it all comes back to crab shape. |
| Common Surinam toad | The mother's back is where the eggs are embedded and where they develop. |
| Conservation-induced extinction | The extinction of highly endangered parasites at the hands of conservationists. |
| Cat–dog relationship | For centuries the two most popular house pets have been fighting like, well, cats and dogs. |
| Cymothoa exigua | A parasitic crustacean that, when female (they are hermaphroditic), attaches to and then destroys a fish's tongue, hooks itself to the remaining stub and becomes the fish's new tongue. |
| Depopulation of cockroaches in post-Soviet states | A great ecological problem indeed complete with fourteen references in Russian. |
| Dolly (sheep) | The first ever mammal which was cloned via an adult somatic cell. |
| Echinoecus pentagonus | A parasitic crab which lives in the rectum of a sea urchin. At least it's rent-controlled. |
| Epomis | A deceptive beetle larva that entices its own predators by feigning prey-like movements in order to eat its predator. |
| Eufriesea purpurata | An orchid bee that seeks and vigorously collects pesticides. |
| Eunice aphroditois | "Armed with sharp teeth, it is known to attack with such speeds that its prey is sometimes sliced in half." As if being a three-metre (9 ft 10 in) worm were not impressive enough. |
| Exploding animal | Sometimes it's natural, sometimes it's due to human intervention. |
| Fat-tailed sheep | BBL... BTL? |
| Goblin shark | Indeed, a monster from the deepest oceans. |
| Goldfish swallowing | A fad that started in American colleges in the 1930s. |
| Grey go-away-bird | An very unsociable species. |
| Hallucinogenic fish | No, the fish are not trippin'; they will cause hallucinations if ingested. It is not known if hallucinations will occur if one fish consumes another. |
| Hebrew character | Actually a species of moth. |
| Hotwheels sisyphus | A ground spider, sadly not known for rolling a toy car up a plastic ramp again and again to watch it go down. |
| Hurricane Shark | The meteorological equivalent of Bigfoot. (Except it's real. Kind of. Probably. At least once.) |
| Israel-related conspiracy theories | Has an animal looked suspicious? It was probably Israel. |
| Jenny Haniver | A grotesque-looking sea monster made from the corpse of a ray. |
| Lioconcha hieroglyphica | A type of clam with a shell covered in hieroglyph-like markings. |
| London Underground mosquito | A species of mosquito that lives in underground railways. |
| Love dart | Hermaphroditic snails play Cupid. |
| Lyall's wren | Made extinct by feral cats, possibly the offspring of one pregnant female. |
| Metoecus paradoxus | A beetle with - as prophet of our age Megan Thee Stallion put it - eyelashes "on fleek". |
| Nightingale excrement as facial | Droppings of a nightingale variety used in facials. Some claim that it helps with acne. Project Medicine states that the references are not MEDRS. (MEDical Reliable Source) |
| Orbiting Frog Otolith | A NASA frog experiment, sending two bullfrogs into space to test their sense of balance. |
| Paracerceis sculpta | A species of isopod that has some males that mimic females and others that mimic juveniles, allowing them to mate without the alpha males realising what is going on behind their backs. |
| Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass | Telepathic communication is not possible in snails no matter how far apart they may be. Nothing else has been ruled out. |
| Penis fencing | A literal figurative variety of cockfighting between some species of flatworm. |
| Pit of despair | An attempt to give monkeys depression. |
| Polar bear jail | For polar bear criminals. |
| Prostitution among animals | The oldest profession reaches the animal kingdom. |
| Recreational drug use in animals | Alcohol in particular, but also substances extracted from other animals. |
| Rotating locomotion in living systems | Why don't animals have wheels? |
| Shortarse feelerfish | Bathymicrops brevianalis is a fish so named for its short anal fins – brevianalis meaning "short anus". |
| Supernumerary body part | Having an extra body part, be it as simple as an eleventh finger or as extreme as a second head! |
| Bonsai Kitten | The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax. |
| Cat burning | A form of entertainment in the Middle Ages, sometimes participated in by royalty. |
| Cats That Look Like Hitler! | Kitlers exist, live with it. |
| Demon Cat | A cat that supposedly haunts government buildings in Washington, D.C. |
| Odd-eyed cat | One of the national treasures of Turkey. |
| Pittsburgh refrigerator cat | A "breed" of cat that lived in refrigerators that people actually believed existed. |
| Popular cat names | Cat names, ranked by popularity. |
| Polydactyl cat | Cats with extraordinary numbers of toes. |
| Ray cat | A proposed genetically engineered breed that glows in presence of nuclear radiation. |
| Tsavo Man-Eaters | O-oh, here they come... a famous case of killer lions from the 1890s. |
| Cow tipping | Takes up to 14 people to make it happen. |
| Craven Heifer | The largest cow ever shown in England. |
| Hardware disease | A condition in bovines caused by ingesting stray bits of metal. |
| Lily Flagg | A Jersey cow that produced record amounts of butter and got a sizable neighborhood named for her. |
| Turra Coo | An insurance protest gone too far. |
| Ubre Blanca | Fidel Castro's favourite cow that produced 113 liters in one day, used as a symbol of superior agriculture under communism. When she died, a marble statue was erected in her memory. |
| Cannibalism in poultry | See: tastes like chicken. |
| Chick sexer | A person whose job is to determine the sex of chicken hatchlings. |
| Chicken eyeglasses | Tiny spectacles for chicks, to stop them from seeing red. |
| Chicken Dance, Chicken (dance) | There is a huge difference. |
| Chicken gun | Valuable for the mitigation of damage from bird strikes. The chicken carcass must be thawed first, though. |
| Chicken hypnotism | Have you ever wanted to hypnotize a chicken? If not, why not? |
| Chicken or the egg | Which came first? |
| Chicken powered nuclear bomb | A British project to lay nuclear mines in West Germany during the Cold War that were planned to be kept warm by live chickens. |
| Empathy in chickens | Have some empathy when eating crunchy chicken nuggets. |
| Mike the Headless Chicken | Survived 18 months without a head. |
| Tastes like chicken | But baked, grilled, or fried? |
| Arctic ground squirrel | The squirrel that freezes itself solid. |
| Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels | Two squirrels on a wire... |
| Squirrel fishing | A sport of skill and patience. |
| Squirrels on college campuses | Squirrels are noted to be prominent fauna there. |
| Ambergris | Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from? |
| Berserk llama syndrome | The result of being too friendly with llamas. |
| Deer penis | It is said to enhance sexual potency in men and was banned by the Chinese government from the 2008 Olympics. |
| Diving horse | A short-lived attraction during the 1880s. |
| The dog ate my homework | Instead of a pathetic excuse for an article, an article about a pathetic excuse. |
| Domesticated silver fox | Soviet Russia subsidizes the breeding of silver foxes. |
| Elephant sword | Swords for Elephants attached via their tusks. |
| Exploding whale | The next time a whale washes on shore in one Oregon county, the authorities will leave the dynamite at home. |
| Fainting goat | A breed of goat whose muscles freeze for about 10 seconds when it is startled. |
| Flying primate hypothesis | Hypothesis that megabats are primates like us. |
| Globster | Blobs of organic matter found washed up on beaches, which are frequently as mysterious as they are disgusting. |
| Guided rat | Implanted electrodes let researchers "steer the animal over an obstacle course, making it twist, turn and even jump on demand". |
| House hippo | The world's biggest domestic pest. If you can believe that. |
| Human | An article that reads as if non-humans wrote it. |
| Husum Red Pied | A pig bred to look like the flag of Denmark, to circumvent prohibition of the flag. |
| New Guinea singing dog | Not only that, but it climbs trees too! |
| Overtoun Bridge | A bridge from which dogs keep leaping to their death. |
| Panda pornography | Pornographic movies created to achieve sexual arousal for Giant pandas, which have been proven to be unaffected by the popular drug Viagra. |
| Quokka | An Australian animal which has developed a habit of posing for selfies with humans. |
| Revival of the woolly mammoth | Plans to clone the woolly mammoth and re-introduce them to Siberia. |
| Rhinogradentia | A fictitious order of mammal invented by a German zoologist with a sense of humour. |
| Street dogs in Moscow | Some of them have figured out how to commute using the subway system. |
| Turnspit dog | An extinct dog breed created specifically to run on wheels used to power a spinning machine used to roast meat. |
| Weasel war dance | The behavior of extremely excited ferrets who are enjoying themselves too much. |
| What Is It Like to Be a Bat? | Life’s most important questions. |
| Whale fall | The ecological consequences associated with a dead whale sinking to the seafloor. |
| 52-hertz whale | Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species. |
| Anchorage White Raven | A bird from Alaska that used to eat tater tots and toast, fight over ice cream, and disassemble street lamps. |
| Adwaita | Possibly the oldest creature of modern times, this 255 year-old tortoise was the former pet of Robert Clive of the British East India Company. |
| Ken Allen | Orangutan nicknamed the "Hairy Houdini" for his many escapes. |
| Andy | A footless goose who wore sneakers as prosthesis and was tragically murdered. |
| Benson | A fish. A big fish. Called Benson. |
| Bubbles | Michael Jackson's chimpanzee, who used human toilet facilities, moonwalked, and (allegedly) attempted suicide. |
| Casper | A cat famed for traveling on a bus around Plymouth, England. |
| Clever Hans | A horse that allegedly knew arithmetic and could read in German. |
| Cocaine Bear | A bear found dead in the Tennessee wilderness, having gone through a drug smuggler's dropped bag of cocaine. Inspired a 2023 film (though in that one, the bear didn't just drop dead, as there'd be no plot that way). |
| Conan | Javier Milei's dog, cloned after his death to create puppy political advisors. Milei claimed he and Conan met in a previous life as a Roman gladiator and lion. |
| Domino sparrow | Unlucky sparrow who dropped some 23,000 dominos and got killed for that. |
| Dusty the Klepto Kitty | Redefining the term "cat burglar". |
| Enumclaw horse sex case | An unfortunate case of a horse riding a man, as opposed to a man riding a horse. |
| Filho da Puta | Um nome infeliz... |
| Fungie | Ireland's favourite dolphin. |
| Gacek | One classy cat who became one of Szczecin's top tourist attractions in 2020. |
| Gef | A mongoose that talked (allegedly). |
| George | A lobster weighing 20 pounds (9.1 kg), estimated to be 140 years old. |
| Grape-kun | A Humboldt penguin who gained worldwide fame after apparently falling in love with a cutout of an anime character. |
| Grumpy Cat | Unfortunately, this cat couldn't turn that frown upside down. |
| Hachikō | A well-known story of a Japanese dog that will make you cry by the end of it. |
| Harambe | A gorilla killed to prevent it killing a child it was saving. Became a meme. |
| Henry the Hexapus | An octopus missing two arms due to an unfortunate birth defect. |
| Hoover the talking seal | Hoover. A seal. Which talked. |
| Jack | A Baboon who took over for his disabled owner as an employee of the Cape government railway. |
| Jackie | A dalmatian dog who was taught by his owner to do the Nazi salute, long before Count Dankula did. |
| Jeremy | A left-coiled snail who became famous after a campaign to find another left-coiled snail so he could mate. |
| Joe the Pigeon | Was put on death row for being American, but later acquitted and released. Named after the then President-elect. |
| Jonathan | Oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world (if it weren't Adwaita). He made the reverse of the 5p of Saint Helena. What have you done? |
| Khanzir | Possibly the world's loneliest pig. Even more lonely during the swine flu outbreak. |
| Lion of Gripsholm Castle | What happens when you tell a taxidermist who doesn't know what a lion is to stuff and mount a lion. |
| Lonesome George | The last known individual of the species Pinta Island tortoise. He was known as the rarest creature in the world. |
| Long Boi | An "exceptionally tall" duck that lived on the University of York campus before disappearing in 2024. |
| Mayor Max II | The world's cutest mayor-for-life creature: a Golden Retriever. |
| Mike the Headless Chicken | A rooster that lived for 18 months with his head cut off. |
| Ming | A ~500-year-old clam that was killed when scientists opened its shell to see how old it was. |
| Moo Deng | The internet's favorite baby hippo, who reached such a level of popularity that her zoo had to limit the amount of time visitors could see her enclosure. |
| Muhamed (horse) | "The most intelligent of the horses", which could allegedly read and spell in German and extract cube roots. |
| Nim Chimpsky | A chimpanzee, subject of long-running studies into animal language acquisition, named punningly for linguist Noam Chomsky. |
| Barack Obama | A horse named after the United States President that was euthanized at his big race. |
| Major General Sir Nils Olav, Baron of the Bouvet Islands | A high-ranking military officer of Norway who happens to live in the penguin exhibit at Edinburgh Zoo. |
| Oscar the Cat | A hospice cat profiled in the New England Journal of Medicine for his purported ability to predict when terminally ill patients would die. |
| Owen and Mzee | Hippo and tortoise that befriended each other after the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami. |
| Paul | A now-deceased psychic octopus who could predict the winner of football games, notably during the 2010 FIFA World Cup. |
| Pep | A dog jokingly sentenced to a life sentence in prison to help improve prisoners' morale- though many publications took the sentence literally. |
| Potoooooooo | Actually, it's pronounced "potatoes". |
| Penelope (platypus) | A platypus who faked a pregnancy and escaped from the Bronx Zoo. |
| Raccoon of Kherson | A zoo animal becomes a prisoner of war after the liberation of Kherson. |
| Ravens of the Tower of London | Ravens used as soldiers in the Tower of London. |
| Abul-Abbas | An Asian elephant given to Carolingian emperor Charlemagne by the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid. |
| Hanno | An Indian elephant that was a gift from the Portuguese king Manuel I to the pope in the 16th century. |
| Jumbo | An elephant with gigantism and legendary circus attraction, who gave his name to large things everywhere. |
| Lin Wang | A Taiwanese elephant made famous for his participation in the Second Sino-Japanese War. |
| Mary | Makes the phrase "hung like an elephant" take on a whole new meaning. |
| Osama bin Laden | Terrorized the jungle of Assam. He was eventually shot, but as with his namesake there are those who question the official story of his death. |
| Topsy | An elephant that was electrocuted, as the event was filmed by the Edison Manufacturing Company. |
| Aha ha | Alan Partridge's favorite wasp? |
| Anophthalmus hitleri | Rare blind beetle named after Adolf Hitler, poached by collectors of Hitler memorabilia. |
| Aptostichus barackobamai | A trapdoor spider named after former U.S. President Barack Obama. |
| Aptostichus stephencolberti | Another trapdoor spider, this time named after Stephen Colbert. Naturally, because he asked for it. |
| Bill Gates' flower fly | A flower fly, Eristalis gatesi, named after Bill Gates. |
| Colon | Someone pulled this beetle name out of their butt. Includes the glorious species Colon rectum. |
| Calinaga buddha | Commonly known as "the freak". One can only wonder what type of freaky shenanigans this Butterfly gets up to. |
| Funny (spider) | The species 'F. valentine' is supposedly "an arbitrary combination of letters". |
| Gaga | If you thought naming organisms after celebrities wasn't overdone, Lady Gaga has an entire plant genus. See also the parasitoid wasp Aleiodes gaga and the extinct genus Gagadon. |
| Gamergate | "Actually, it's about ethics in ant breeding..." |
| Harryplax | A genus of crab named in part after the titular character of the Harry Potter franchise. The sole species of this genus is named after the coldly hostile, yet emotion-concealing character from the same franchise. |
| Kimjongilia | A flower named after North Korean leader Kim Jong-il by a Japanese botanist. |
| Kinda baboon | Is it a baboon? Well, kinda. |
| Madidi titi monkey | A species of monkey that was officially named after the GoldenPalace.com online casino. |
| Mini | A genus of tiny Madagascar frogs containing 3 species: Mini ature, Mini mum, and Mini scule. |
| Mothers against decapentaplegic | Actually, it's a protein. |
| Mountain chicken | A type of frog that lives near streams. |
| Neopalpa donaldtrumpi | A moth remarkable for its distinctly orange head and small genitalia. |
| Pachygnatha zappa | A spider whose abdominal markings resemble a very famous mustache. |
| Parapropalaehoplophorus | An ancient armadillo named after an ancient armadillo that was named after another ancient armadillo that was named after another ancient armadillo. My head hurts. |
| Pikachurin | An extracellular matrix-like retinal protein named after Pikachu. |
| Setaceous Hebrew character | A European moth with wing markings bearing a chance resemblance to a letter in the Hebrew alphabet. |
| Covered smutFalse loose smutLoose smut | You may snicker now, but if you had any of these, I guarantee you wouldn't be laughing much. |
| Sonic hedgehog protein | A protein in the vertebrate hedgehog family that was officially named after Sega's video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. |
| Spiralix heisenbergi | A freshwater snail named after Walter White's alter-ego, Heisenberg. It is thought to be in danger, but it is the danger. |
| Spongiforma squarepantsii | A type of mushroom named after SpongeBob SquarePants. |
| Strigiphilus garylarsoni | A biting louse named for cartoonist Gary Larson of Far Side fame. |
| Synalpheus pinkfloydi | A species of snapping shrimp named after the famous English rock band. |
| Thaumatodryinus tuukkaraski | A wasp named after NHL goaltender Tuukka Rask, as both are acrobatic and have a killer glove hand. |
| Zombie taxon | Paleontology of the undead. |
| Zoosphaerium darthvaderi | Named after Darth Vader, this pill millipede has an anal shield with a "pronounced bell shape"! |
| Zyzyxia lundelliiZyzzyzus warreni | The last plant name and animal name in the dictionary, respectively. |
| Bialbero di Casorzo | A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy. |
| Chandelier Tree | A 300-foot-tall (91 m) redwood with a giant hole cut through the middle for cars to drive through. |
| Echinopsis lageniformis | A cactus the Germans call Frauenglück, or "Women's Joy", because, well...just look at it. |
| Eisenhower Tree | A tree on a golf course that became famous after the President of the United States tried and failed to have it taken down. |
| Fuck Tree | The perfect spot for gay cruising. |
| Golfballia ambusta | Can a burnt golf ball technically be considered a fungus? |
| Hungry grass | Me: "Ooooohh I'm so hungry" the patch of grass that makes you hungry when you stand on it: |
| Mimosa pudica | A plant that rapidly closes or folds its leaves after they are touched. |
| Moon tree | Trees planted from seeds that were taken into space by Apollo 14. |
| Nepenthes lowii | The toilet bowl of the plant world: a pitcher plant that mostly prefers tree shrew poop. |
| Old Man of the Lake | A 30-foot (9 m) tree stump that has been floating around Oregon's Crater Lake since at least 1896. |
| Olympic oaks | Gifts from the Führer. Some are still alive. |
| Pando | An 80,000 year old quaking aspen colony that is believed to be one of the oldest and heaviest organisms on the planet. |
| Plant arithmetic | Plants can do math! |
| Plant rights | If other living beings like humans and animals can have rights, then why not plants? |
| Pomato | It's both potato and tomato! |
| Radiotrophic fungus | A type of fungus that thrives in radioactive environments. Some species have even been discovered in Chernobyl! |
| Tendril perversion | A geometric phenomenon sometimes observed in helical structures like plant tendrils and telephone handset cords. |
| Tom Cruise Purple | A cannabis strain that nearly got into legal trouble with its Scientologist celebrity namesake. |
| Tree of Knowledge (Australia) | Killed by ignorance. |
| Tree of Ténéré | A solitary acacia that was once the most isolated tree on Earth before being run over by a drunken Libyan truck driver. |
| Tree That Owns Itself | Its owner loved it so much that he granted it ownership of itself. |
| 300-page iPhone bill | AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink. |
| Abraham Lincoln's patent | For lifting boats over shoals. Lincoln is the only US president who held a patent. |
| Alan MacMasters hoax | For ten years Wikipedia listed a fake article about the man who supposedly invented the electric toaster. Before it was taken down, multiple people and press outlets wrongly reported that an entirely fictional man called Alan MacMasters had invented the electric toaster in the 19th century. |
| Antikythera mechanism | An analog computer built in Ancient Greece. |
| Bad Dragon | Products that put the "fantasy" in sexual fantasy. |
| Baby cage | The pre-War way to get your baby some fresh air if you live in a high-rise apartment. Used by none other than Eleanor Roosevelt. |
| Bild Lilli doll | A German doll that was the main inspiration for Barbie and is now considered its "grandmother". |
| Billy Possum | When Taft tried to get his own Teddy Bear. |
| Blåhaj | Stuffed shark, IKEA bestseller, transgender icon. |
| Brown note | The laxative infrasonic frequency that doesn't exist. |
| Centennial Light | A light bulb that has been burning nonstop for 124 years. |
| Chindōgu | The practice of inventing solutions to everyday problems that just make the problem worse. |
| Clock of the Long Now | A clock that, once completed, should be able to keep time for 10,000 years. |
| Clocky | An alarm clock that hides from its owner. |
| Concealing objects in a book | Hopefully you weren't planning to read it before you hollowed it out. |
| Digesting Duck | Or "Canard Digérateur", an automaton built to simulate a duck eating, digesting, and excreting. |
| Digital sundial | Unlike an analog sundial, a clock that indicates the current time with numerals formed by the sunlight striking it. |
| Dreamachine | A device made with a light bulb and a record turntable that reportedly induces lucid dreaming. (And you thought the makers of Die Another Day made it up. There's still no news about invisible Aston Martin V12 Vanquishes.) |
| Electronic voice phenomenon | Alleged spiritual voices heard in white noise and radio interference. |
| Friendly Floatees spill | Rubber ducks and their friends who went on a long, long journey. |
| Gun-powered mousetrap | Patented in 1882. According to its inventor, it can also be used as a booby trap to kill attempted home invaders. |
| Hitler teapot | Some people thought that this JCPenney teapot resembled the famous dictator. |
| Marvin Heemeyer | Why it's always a bad idea to put the guy next door out of business if he has a ten-ton armor-plated bulldozer in his garage. |
| History of perpetual motion machines | The concept has eluded and baffled the greatest minds for thousands of years – and will continue to elude anyone who tries to build one. |
| Hitachi Magic Wand | Its manufacturers continue to claim that it's just a massager for health purposes and not, you know, the world's best-known sex toy. |
| I-Doser | Like taking drugs through your ears. |
| Jibba Jabber | The hot new stress toy where you simulate shaking a baby to death. |
| Klerksdorp sphere | Spheres with three parallel grooves dated to be three billion years old... Evidence of ancient intelligent life? An unusual natural phenomenon? Who knows... |
| Zbigniew Libera | Creator of the Lego Concentration Camp. |
| Love chair | Made to allow a fat king to have sex with two women at the same time. |
| Mengenlehreuhr | You'll have to read between the lights to see the time. |
| Moo box | Cow in a can. |
| Mosquito laser | A bug zapper with a difference. |
| Museum of Failure | A collection of sorts focusing on... well, failed things. Notably includes the Nokia N-Gage, Bic's woman-only pens, and Google Glass. |
| My Friend Cayla | That doll is a spy! |
| One red paperclip | A man's small piece of metal turns out to be worth more than expected. |
| Parking chair | Using household objects to reserve parking spaces. |
| Pigeon photography | Pigeons were used by the Germans for aerial surveillance in World War I, and apparently also in World War II. Not to forget the CIA's own pigeon camera. |
| Predictions of the end of Wikipedia | All good things must come to an end...... but not for now. |
| Project Cybersyn | Chilean robo-socialism control chamber invented by a Brit with a gigantic beard. |
| Pythagorean cup | When the cup is filled beyond a certain point, it will empty itself. |
| Quartz crisis | Not a comic book story arc, but the upheaval in watchmaking caused by the introduction of quartz watches. |
| Radio hat | A strange-looking (and strange-sounding) piece of headgear. |
| Royal Mail rubber band | One billion are used every year and often seen littering the streets of UK cities. |
| Russian floating nuclear power station | Self-contained, low-capacity, floating nuclear power plants. |
| Sony timer | Rumours that Sony uses a particularly aggressive form of planned obsolescence continue to this day. |
| Splayd | spoon, 33.3% knife, 33.3% fork. |
| Tempest prognosticator | Meteorology by frightened annelid. |
| The Thing | A non-electronic Soviet listening device given to the U.S. Ambassador and proudly displayed in his study. |
| Turbo encabulator | A device whose sole function is to expose technological ignorance. |
| Committee to End Pay Toilets in America | A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper. |
| Darlie | Formerly known as 'Darkie', racist toothpaste from Taiwan. |
| Fatberg | A congealed lump of fat and non-biodegradable buildup in sewer systems. A 250-metre-long, 140 tonne specimen was discovered under London in September 2017. |
| Female urination device | Used by women when needing or wanting to pee standing up. |
| Groom of the Stool | The most intimate Royal office. |
| Hotel toilet paper folding | Ever wondered why it was so? |
| Interactive urinal | A talking urinal made for advertising purposes. |
| iLoo | Microsoft's attempt to bring you the interwebzzz inside the portable toilet. |
| Jack Black | Not the actor, but the 19th century rat catcher who bred unusually colored rats and sold them as pets. |
| Japanese toilets | The most advanced toilets in the world with computers, nozzles and flashing lights. |
| Lloyds Bank turd | Possibly the largest example of fossilised human feces ever found, discovered under the future site of a Lloyds Bank in England. |
| Shit flow diagram | This is the technical term. |
| Soap made from human corpses | During the 20th century there were various instances of soap being made from human body fat. |
| Stainless steel soap | Metallic soap that removes odours from the hands, allegedly. |
| Toilet plume | Thar she blows! |
| Toilet-related injuries and deaths | Not all injuries and deaths linked to toilets are urban legends. |
| Toilet papering | Art or vandalism? |
| Toilet paper orientation | On the pros and cons of letting toilet paper hang over or under the roll. |
| Whizzinator | A fake penis usually used to beat drug tests, complete with dried urine, a heater, and a syringe. Comes in white, tan, Latino, brown, and black. |
| Aglet | That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name. |
| The dress | The biggest question of 2015: Is it white and gold or black and blue? |
| Fatsuit | Yes, this makes you look fat. |
| Gorilla suit | What to wear when you don't want to look human. |
| Koteka | An unusual traditional garment of western New Guinea, also known as the "penis gourd". |
| Meat dress of Lady Gaga | A dress made of flank steak. Currently preserved as jerky in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. |
| Muffin top | A marketing mishap, many well-meaning young women, and vanity came together to form this demographic. |
| Pink Chanel suit of Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy | Made iconic by being worn during her husband's assassination. |
| Shoe-fitting fluoroscope | Sure, it might have given your kids cancer, but you knew for certain that their new shoes had enough toe room. |
| Shoe throwing | The practice of throwing footwear, whether for humorous or political purposes. |
| Shoes on a table | Does it really spell death? |
| Swan dress | 🪿Hjönk |
| Sweater curse | Think your loved one will be pleased if you knit them a sweater? Think again. |
| Three Wolf Moon | A T-shirt with wolves howling at the moon that gained popularity after one person wrote a parodic review for it on Amazon.com. |
| Tin foil hat | The conspiracy theorist's headgear, perfect for avoiding mind control or "5G death shockwaves". |
| 2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident | Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history. |
| 2003 Angola Boeing 727 disappearance | A Boeing 727 was stolen, with at least two people aboard, and never found. |
| 2010 Filair Let L-410 crash | As Hollywood taught us, letting reptiles loose on a plane is never a good idea. |
| 2018 Horizon Air Bombardier Q400 incident | A ground service agent with no flight experience whatsoever managed to do insanely difficult aerial maneuvers in a stolen plane that was thought to be impossible to do those maneuvers in. |
| Aeroflot Flight 593 | A plane that crashed because the pilot let his kids fly it. |
| Aeroflot Flight 6502 | A plane that crashed after the pilot made a bet with the first officer that he could land it blind. Unfortunately for 70 people on board, he couldn't. |
| Aloha Airlines Flight 243 | Landed safely and with only one casualty, despite the plane's ceiling flying off mid-flight. |
| Ampelmännchen | The East German "traffic-light little-man". |
| Amtrak paint schemes | Various colors of the National Railroad Passenger Corporation. |
| Animals taking public transportation | Nonhuman commuters. |
| AVE Mizar | This nightmare lovechild of a Cessna Skymaster and a Ford Pinto eventually killed its inventor. |
| Bayside Canadian Railway | A 220 foot (70 meter) long railway created solely to exploit a loophole in the Jones Act. U.S. Customs and Border Protection found out and promptly issued a $350 million fine. |
| Billups Neon Crossing Signal | A local inventor's extreme solution to railway crossing safety. |
| Boaty McBoatface | What happens when you allow the British public to name a ship in an online poll? |
| Brighton and Rottingdean Seashore Electric Railway | What do you do when there's water in the way of your train? Just build the rails underwater and make the train a moving pier on 23 foot high legs, complete with lifeboats and a requirement a ship captain be aboard at all times. |
| British Rail flying saucer | Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the 10:13 to Venus. |
| China National Highway 110 traffic jam | The world's longest-lasting traffic jam, in which some drivers were stuck for up to 5 days, moving only 1km (0.6 miles) per day. |
| Cleckheaton Central railway station | The only train station in history to be stolen. |
| Crash at Crush | A high-speed head-on collision between two locomotives, staged as a publicity stunt and attended by an estimated 40,000 people. |
| Cycloped | The entrant into the Rainhill Trial that placed Horse Power against Steam Power. |
| Daallo Airlines Flight 159 | An attempted terrorist bombing that (literally) blew up in the attacker's face. |
| Dagen H | September 3, 1967: The day that Sweden changed its traffic directionality. |
| Deli Mike | An Airbus A340 that does what she wants. |
| Driving licence in Poland | The real identity of a notorious traffic offender in Ireland named "Prawo Jazdy". |
| Dymaxion car | A 1933 concept car with 3 wheels. It was 20 feet (6.1 m) long, carried up to 11 passengers, could go at speeds of up to 120 miles per hour (190 km/h), and had a steering wheel that turned the car in the opposite direction. One of Buckminster Fuller's Dymaxion concepts. |
| Experiment | A boat with eight horse-powers. Literally. |
| Fastest Shed | Holder of the world land speed record for sheds. |
| Ferry Lina | The world's shortest regular ferry located in Sweden that takes 25-30 seconds (depending on how strong you are). |
| Gadgetbahn | Fun fun fun. And useless. |
| Ganz MFAV | An odd-looking train that is designed specifically to be used on the second-oldest underground metro line in the world. |
| Get Out and Push Railroad | Just what it sounds like. |
| Gimli Glider | A confusion over units of measurement leads to a Boeing 767 plane running out of fuel mid-flight and becoming a glider. |
| Horsey Horseless | How to stop cars scaring horses? Put a wooden horse's head on the front. |
| Human mail | Why buy an expensive ticket when you can go by mail? |
| Iron Dobbin | A mechanical horse made in 1933 for the Italian Fascist Youth Movement, later copied by the Germans. |
| Jesus nut | Not your local Bible-thumping preacher but the bolt on the top of a helicopter that connects it to the rotor blades. |
| Loose wheel nut indicator | Yes, those little red tags you see on truck wheels really do have a purpose. |
| Nut rage incident | Macadamia nuts: delicious, instigator of air rage. Helped coin a neologism to describe hierarchical social systems in South Korea. |
| M-497 Black Beetle | The New York Central Railroad decided to see what would happen when they strapped two jet engines on a railcar; this was the result. It currently holds the record for fastest train in the Americas at 183.68 mph (295.6 km/h). |
| Mehran Karimi Nasseri | An Iranian refugee who lived in Charles de Gaulle Airport from 1988 until 2006 and again from September 2022 until his death in November that year. |
| Men's parking space | An antonym to women's parking spaces. The only known instances are two spaces in a garage in Germany. |
| Mile high club | Soaring members. |
| Miss Belvedere | A car buried in a time capsule in 1957 and unearthed in 2007, only to discover that it had suffered 50 years of water damage underground and wouldn't start. |
| MTT Turbine Superbike | The most powerful street-legal motorcycle is run by a turboshaft engine designed for aircraft and can hit 250 miles per hour (400 km/h). |
| No Pants Subway Ride | A celebration of going underground with only underwear down there. |
| Northwest Airlines Flight 253 | Bombing a plane with exploding underwear is never a good idea. |
| Parliamentary train | Have a useless railway station but can't afford to close it? Just run one train every few weeks there! |
| Passenger train toilet | Why passengers must be discouraged from flushing or using toilets while the train is at a station. |
| Paternoster lift | Strange European elevators without doors that travel in a loop. Considered by many to be very dangerous. |
| Peel P50 | The world's smallest car. See also its similarly queer-looking successor, the Peel Trident. |
| bv | A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives. |
| io | How is a top-level domain for a group of islands with a population of about 3000 military personnel and contractors where leisure tourism is banned so popular? |
| kp | North Korea's top-level domain. Interestingly, some websites under this ccTLD can be accessed outside of the DPRK. |
| nu | Niue's top-level domain, which is regulated by Sweden and almost exclusively used by European countries. |
| su | How a piece of the Soviet Union's internet is not only still online but also still in use to this day. |
| tv | Sales of websites under this top-level domain name make up 10% of Tuvalu's GDP. |
| 999 phone charging myth | Some people in the UK seriously believe that calling their emergency phone number charges your phone. |
| Any key | Press any key to continue. |
| Baby Shaker | A highly controversial iPhone application that told you to shake a baby. That's it. |
| Blinkenlights | DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! |
| Bogosort | The world's worst sorting algorithm works like this: Randomise the list. Is it in order? If not, try again. Or maybe it is the best… |
| The Book of Mozilla | A well-known computer Easter egg found in the Netscape and Mozilla series of browsers. |
| Brainfuck | An intentionally difficult to use programming language containing only eight commands. |
| Breakout | How this simple 1976 Atari video game, started by Steve Jobs and finished by Steve Wozniak, helped spur the creation of the Apple II. |
| Brian's Brain | He's so smart, he has his own cellular automaton. |
| Builder.ai | An "AI coding" startup that went bankrupt after its "AI" was exposed to just be hundreds of Indian people. See also the Mechanical Turk below. |
| Bus factor | A measurement of risk within IT teams, specifically, "What if (person) is hit by a bus?" |
| Bush hid the facts | Revelations of a vast right-wing conspiracy, or just a glitch? |
| Chudnovsky brothers | A pair of mathematicians who built a supercomputer out of spare parts. |
| Creeper and Reaper | The world's very first computer virus and computer antivirus, respectively. |
| Conway's Game of Life | A simple game with only four rules that people have made beautifully complex machines with. It even has the ability to self-replicate! See also Brian's Brain above. |
| Electric unicycle | The ongoing academic effort to teach robots to ride unicycles. |
| Elvis operator | Gives a new meaning to the term "smooth operator". |
| Emojli | A now-defunct emoji-only social network. Started as a parody of Yo (see below). |
| Enshittification | Richard Stallman warned you. |
| Esoteric programming language | Refers to programming languages designed as a test of the boundaries of computer programming language design, as a proof of concept, or as jokes, and not with the intention of being adopted for real-world programming. |
| Evil bit | Indicates if a packet has been sent with malicious intent, so that it can be ignored. |
| Gayfemboy | You like committing cybercrime, don't you? |
| Guru Meditation error | If you thought the blue screen of death was bad, this computer error would hamper your quest to reach Jesus. |
| Hallucination (artificial intelligence) | An unfortunate effect from using AI. |
| Heisenbug | A programming bug that disappears when you study it. |
| Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol | Protocol for controlling and monitoring coffee pots. Attempting to use a teapot while brewing coffee will yield you the "HTTP 418: I'm a teapot" error message. |
| I Am Rich | You must be if you could afford this $999.99 iPhone application that only displayed a red gem and a (misspelled) mantra. |
| IDN homograph attack | Тһіѕ lіnk іѕ tоtаllу ѕаfе! Тruѕt mе! |
| Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Browser Usage | Internet Explorer users have lower than average IQ, according to this (nonexistent) study. |
| International Obfuscated C Code Contest | A competition to create code that no human can read. |
| IP over Avian Carriers | An Internet protocol for sending data packets using homing pigeons. |
| iSmell | A computer peripheral designed to emit smells for websites and emails, later named one of the "Worst Tech Products" by PC Magazine. |
| Kasane Teto | A virtual voicebank that started off as an April Fool's joke back in 2008 on the Japanese textboard website 2channel. Officially 31 years old but is a teenager when converted to human years. |
| Lenna | How an image of a nude Playboy model became the industry-standard digital image compression test subject. |
| Loab | According to AI, the exact opposite of many prompts is the same picture of an old woman. |
| lp0 on fire | Want to panic a Unix user? Display an error that their printer is on fire. |
| Macquarium | Vintage Macintosh computers-turned-fishtanks. |
| Magic smoke | When a chip fails, it's because the smoke has gotten out. |
| The Million Dollar Homepage | A web page sold for advertising space at 1 dollar per pixel. |
| Mystery meat navigation | The process of not telling you what you're about to click on. |
| Not a typewriter | Well, what is it, then? |
| On the Cruelty of Really Teaching Computer Science | A 1990 academic paper which argues that computer programming should be understood as a branch of mathematics, and that the formal provability of a program is a major criterion for correctness. |
| Pentium F00F bug | An Intel Pentium bug with an unusual name. |
| Phillips Machine | A water-based analogue computer used to model the United Kingdom economy, bringing a new meaning to the term liquidity. |
| Action Park | "There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open. |
| Baseball metaphors for sex | Two of America's favorite pastimes. |
| Beezin' | A fad in which people apply Burt's Bees lip balm to their eyelids. |
| Bigipedia | A unique experiment in "broadwebcasting", Bigipedia is the website on your radio. In association with Chianto—"Officially recognised by the EU as a wine-type product or by-product". |
| "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!" controversy | T-shirt slogan aimed towards young women, rocks aimed towards young men. |
| George P. Burdell | A fictitious student officially enrolled at Georgia Tech in 1927, and, except for his "service" in World War II, has been continuously enrolled at the school ever since. |
| Chicago rat hole | A decades-old rat-shaped hole on a sidewalk in Chicago that garnered international fame in early 2024. Pilgrims made offerings of coins, flowers, toys, food and much more. |
| Condoman | An Indigenous Australian superhero who advertised condom usage. Surprisingly effective. |
| Cop slide | A slide in the Boston City Hall Plaza playground that became famous after a viral video of a police officer emerging from the slide going upside-down at an abnormally high rate of speed. |
| Croydon facelift | A hairstyle peculiar to parts of England. |
| Cultural depictions of Napoleon | Fictional characters believing they are Napoleon are often used to suggest ill mental health. |
| Cultural history of the buttocks | A cheeky article. |
| Evil clown | A recent development in American popular culture in which the playful trope of the clown is rendered as disturbing through the use of dark humor and horror elements. |
| F.A.T.A.L. | The worst-reviewed tabletop role-playing game of all time, where you roll for your character's anal circumference and can listen to a theme song that "sounds like the Cookie Monster chasing a drum kit being pushed down a flight of stairs". |
| Flash mob | Wherein a group of people quickly meet up, engage in a random action such as a pillow fight, then disappear just as quickly. |
| Free Hugs Campaign | Just what the world needs. |
| Frozen Peas | Orson Welles: brilliant director, notorious pitchman. |
| Fuck for Forest | Do your bit to save the rainforest—have an orgy! |
| Ashrita Furman | Holds the Guinness World Record for holding the most Guinness World Records. |
| Garden hermit | In case you are in need of some backyard friends. |
| Ghost riding | A trend popularized by hyphy culture. |
| Gongoozler | A person who likes to watch British canals. |
| Great Stork Derby | What could possibly be in the will of a notorious practical joker? |
| Gurn | A Western term for creating odd appearances of the face. |
| Human rainbow | A huge gathering of colours. |
| Hundeprutterutchebane | A rollercoaster themed around dog farts. |
| Issei Sagawa | Writer, commentator, minor celebrity, murderer, and cannibal. |
| K Foundation Burn a Million Quid | Why did the K Foundation burn a million pounds in cash? |
| Kayfabe | In professional wrestling, the portrayal of events within the industry as real. |
| Alvin "Shipwreck" Kelly | Claimed to have survived five shipwrecks, three car crashes and two plane crashes, and still found time to create a craze for sitting on a flagpole for hours at a time. |
| Killer toy | When children's toys attack! |
| Kuchisake-onna | A Japanese urban legend (probably). Also known as "the slit-mouthed woman", Kuchisake-onna is asking you if you think she's pretty. No matter what you answer, you're doomed. Except if you say "pomade" three times. |
| Land diving | The original bungee jumpers are from Vanuatu. |
| Lawnchair Larry flight | Successfully piloted a lawn chair to 16,000 feet (4,900 m) over Los Angeles. |
| Le Pétomane | A French entertainer famous in Victorian times for being able to break wind at will. Practitioners of this... art are called flatulists. |
| Lincoln–Kennedy coincidences urban legend | Turns out, they have a bit of similarities with each other (not really). |
| Love lock | Padlock your love to a fence, and throw away the key. That is if it doesn't get removed first. |
| MacGuffin | An object whose value lies in its ability to kick-start a plot. |
| Metafiction | Fiction about fiction. |
| Mooning the Cog | Bad weather isn't the only reason to avoid the summit of Mount Washington. |
| Nazi chic | The approving use of Nazi-era style, imagery, and paraphernalia in clothing and popular culture. |
| Nose picking | How disgusting! |
| Robert Opel | The life and eventual murder of the streaker of the 46th Academy Awards. |
| Pass by catastrophe | Has your college just burnt down? Congrats, you now have a bachelor's degree! Sadly, that isn't really the case in reality. |
| Pen spinning | An activity in which assorted tricks are used to manipulate a pen in aesthetically pleasing ways. |
| Pesky Pants | What happens when two brothers-in-law don't like the same pair of pants? Well, they regift them in increasingly extreme ways until they're accidentally destroyed by 10,000 pounds of molten glass. |
| Ping pong show | You've heard of baseball metaphors for sex, now get ready for... |
| Aron Ralston | One tough guy who, to escape from death, cut off his own arm with a dull knife after a boulder fell on it. Inspired the movie 127 Hours. |
| Real-life superhero | All you need is a cape and a dream. |
| Sewer alligator | A legend that became a pop culture sensation. |
| 747 | A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI. |
| America | A fully-functioning solid gold toilet, formerly on display (and available for use) in one of New York's finest art museums. |
| Artist's Shit | A quite literal and humorous meta-art. |
| Augsburg Book of Miracles | A book dated from the 16th century full of weird religious drawings. Featuring a human–donkey–demon hybrid as one of its highlights. |
| Babylonokia | A clay Nokia phone with cuneiform keys. Was once misrepresented as an actual artifact. |
| Jean-Michel Basquiat (Warhol) | A famous artist paints another famous artist with the help of urine. |
| Big things (Australia) | Giant folk art as tourist traps. |
| Bliss (photograph) | The most viewed photograph in all of human history is... the default wallpaper for Windows XP. |
| Bog Standard Gallery | It's a museum... inside a portable toilet. |
| Boll Weevil Monument | The only known monument built to honor an agricultural pest. |
| Joachim-Raphaël Boronali | The world's most artistically-tailed donkey. |
| Bottle Rack | A modern art piece created by Dada artist Marcel Duchamp. His sister, who mistook it for trash, threw it out. |
| Pierre Brassau | "That's not art; a chimp could have painted that!" |
| Cabazon Dinosaurs | Comprises of "Dinny the Dinosaur," a larger-than-life, 150 ton sculpture of a brontosaurus in the desert of Southern California west of Palm Springs. Dinny's companion is "Mr. Rex," a 150 ton sculpture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Made by people that think dinosaurs never existed. |
| Cerne Abbas Giant | A very interesting hill figure in the English countryside. |
| Chamber of Art and Curiosities, Ambras Castle | A cabinet of curiosities created by Ferdinand II, Archduke of Austria in the 16th century. |
| Christo and Jeanne-Claude | A pair of 20th century artists that became famous for their colossal side ecological works, such as 1972's Valley Curtain and 2012's The Floating Piers. |
| Cool S | A symbol of uncertain origins often used in graffiti. |
| Corporate Memphis | The name for the art style that is used by several Big Tech companies. Notable key features include little to no facial features, disproportionate limbs, and unusual skin tones. |
| David Dees | The Alex Jones of artists. |
| Degenerate Art exhibition | When the Nazis exhibited examples of art that they didn't consider "purely German" enough, so people could hate it in person. It ended up drawing visitor numbers that regular art galleries in the country could only dream of. |
| The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife | An 1814 Hokusai woodcut of a woman getting intimate with a pair of octopuses, sometimes described as the originator of tentacle erotica. |
| Droste effect | The effect of a picture appearing within itself. |
| Disumbrationism | A novelist who's never picked up a paintbrush before creates a false art school and submits amateurish paintings as part of it... and is successful for a while. |
| Earring Magic Ken | How Barbie's boyfriend, in an attempt to look cooler, became a gay icon. |
| Ecce Homo | An otherwise-unremarkable fresco of Jesus that was "restored" by an untrained amateur and now looks like a monkey. |
| Equestrian statue of the Duke of Wellington, Glasgow | Has been regularly topped off with a traffic cone since the 1980s. |
| Fire photography | The act of taking photographs of firefighting operations. |
| Fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square | The horse is missing. |
| Fremont Troll | An 18 foot, 13,000 pound concrete sculpture of a troll clutching a Volkswagen Beetle. |
| Fuckart & Pimp | Going all the way to own your own art. |
| Gävle goat | A giant straw Yuletide goat that is the target of frequent arson attacks and vandalism. |
| Geostationary Banana Over Texas | An Argentinian artist's plan(?) to launch a banana-shaped airship over Texas. |
| Hahn/Cock | A giant blue cock in Trafalgar Square. |
| Headington Shark | An Oxford man has had a 25-foot (7.6 m) long sculpture of a shark embedded headfirst into the roof of his unassuming house since 1986. |
| He-gassen | It really puts the "art" in "fart". |
| Hellmouth | The entrance to Hell envisaged as the gaping mouth of a huge monster, an image which first appears in Anglo-Saxon art. |
| Hobby tunneling | Some people just love to dig. |
| Howard Hallis | An artist who attempted to draw the "Picture of Everything", a massive painting containing drawings of thousands of people and items, both real and imaginary. |
| Imigongo | Rwandan art made from cow dung. |
| Megumi Igarashi | Perhaps the world's most prominent in the field of drawing and sculpting the vulva. |
| Jazz | An iconic 1990s disposable cup design. |
| Jean-Michel Basquiat | Related to Piss Christ (see below), but made with dried urine. And by Andy Warhol. |
| Katrina refrigerator | Loot this! Free meal inside! |
| Knitta Please | NYC hip hop graffiti knitters. |
| Kryptos | A sculpture on the grounds of the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency containing four encrypted messages, only three of which have been solved. |
| Latte art | The best art is caffeinated. |
| Latrinalia | The sage and insightful scribblings on your local public bathroom wall. |
| Marco Evaristti | Don't even think about going to a dinner party hosted by this artist unless you want agnolotti pasta topped with a meatball made using his own fat. He also put fish in blenders for one display and painted a waterfall with fruit juice. |
| Musca depicta | For some reason, a lot of artists wanted you to think a fly had landed on their paintings. |
| 101 Uses for a Dead Cat | A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies. |
| Aachi & Ssipak | A South Korean animated film about a dystopian future where poop is used as a power source. |
| Acme Corporation | Their products have been used and endorsed by all the best cartoon characters. |
| Afghanis-tan | Central Asian history has never been cuter. (Osama bin Laden makes an appearance as a turban-wearing stray cat.) |
| Archie Meets the Punisher | The team-up you thought would never happen. |
| Archie vs. Predator | Teenagers somehow become worthy game. |
| Behind Closed Doors (book) | An unreleased book of pornographic SpongeBob SquarePants drawings by some of the storyboard artists, partially leaked in July 2023. |
| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo | A Japanese manga whose subject matter is as surreal as its title. |
| Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown | A slasher-themed parody of the Peanuts TV series with a mass-murdering Charlie Brown, whose director went on to work for Disney. |
| Captain Euro | Have you just introduced a new currency and want to promote it? Do what the European Union did when they introduced the Euro - create a superhero. |
| Cat Soup | An anime short film about cute cats? Wrong! Actually a surrealist short film about concepts such as nihilism, child mortality, the afterlife or lack thereof, etc. |
| Cartoon physics | In animation, humour takes precedence over the ordinary laws of physics. |
| Censored Eleven | A group of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons pulled from syndication due to their racist depictions of black people. |
| Cheat Slayer | An isekai manga axed after just one chapter when it was noticed that the villains were thinly-veiled clones of other isekai heroes. |
| Clop | Who knew erotic depictions of sapient yet still non-humanoid horses would be a thing? |
| Corona-chan | A fictional personification of the coronavirus which caused racial controversies. |
| "Cow tools" | A cartoon from the comic strip The Far Side that was so confusing thousands of people called the author trying to understand its meaning. |
| Comic book death | Comic book characters have a tendency to rarely, if ever, stay dead. |
| Dennis the Menace | Two comic strips, in the United Kingdom and the United States, that debuted on the exact same day, with the exact same name. |
| Der Fuehrer's Face | Donald Duck won an Oscar as a Hitler-saluting Nazi. |
| Drawn Together | Every cartoon stereotype ever, in the Big Brother house. Also has its very own movie! |
| Ebola-chan | Fictional personification of the Ebola virus promoted with racist intentions. |
| Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure | A short pornographic cartoon from the 1920s about a man with an oversized, sentient detachable penis. |
| Felidae | A German animated film notorious for its graphic depictions of violence against cats. |
| Foreskin Man | Does whatever a foreskin can to stop circumcision. Also apparently anti-Semitic. |
| Homosexuality in the Batman franchise | Do Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson do more together than fighting crime? |
| ISIS-chan | Created by Japanese internet users to purposely offset search results for... the actual thing it was referencing. |
| I Will Survive | The "Zootopia abortion comic", which is somehow stranger than that three-word synopsis suggests. |
| Jenny Everywhere | An open-source webcomic character. |
| Kuso Miso Technique | A homoerotic, scatological manga that ended up becoming an online meme. |
| Lily Hoshikawa | A transgender zombie girl from an anime about the resurrection of dead idols had an unexpected Parliamentary debut. |
| Loss.jpg | A strip that takes four panels and zero words to describe a miscarriage. In a gaming webcomic. It comes as no surprise that many people didn't take it very lightly. |
| Manga Bible | And the Lord said unto John, 「お前はもう死んでいる」. |
| The Metric Marvels | As part of the 1970s campaign to encourage use of the metric system in the U.S, the creators of Schoolhouse Rock! produced these shorts to teach children about liters, meters, and most things in between. |
| Moe anthropomorphism | Even a washing machine can be the girl of your dreams. (See Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan below) |
| Mickey Mouse in Vietnam | Mickey goes off to fight the Viet Cong. Unauthorised by Disney, of course. By the way, the film director's son was later one of the co-hosts for MythBusters. |
| Mr. Immortal | A Marvel Comics superhero with no special powers except immortality, who has been killed in ways including crushing, burning, self-impalement on giant novelty scissors, bear trap, cannon, chainsaw, piranhas, ferrets, spear, python, and alcohol poisoning (three times). Prone to fits of rage upon returning to life. |
| My Little Pony/Transformers | The crossover of the millennium. |
| NFL SuperPro | Super Bowl meets superheroes. |
| Pinky & Pepper Forever | A short furry graphic novel dealing with themes such as Catholicism, lesbianism, relationship struggles, BDSM, suicide, and the afterlife, expressed through characters from a short-lived line of fashion dolls. |
| Pokémon episodes removed from rotation"Dennō Senshi Porygon" | For various reasons, when it comes to the Pokémon TV show, you can't watch 'em all. The most infamous being the "seizure episode", as it's become known. |
| Popetown | Due to complaints by Catholics, this animated series' original broadcaster BBC Three never showed it at all. |
| Syncro-Vox | A very unnerving solution to animating lip movements: slap real actors' lips on your cartoons. |
| Squirrel and Hedgehog | The height of the North Korean animation industry. A tale of talking animals as an allegory for the North Korean version of history, featuring Americans depicted as laser-eyed wolves. |
| Syaoran Li Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, clone)Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, original) | What happens on Wikipedia when a group of manga artists take a character from one of their earlier works and perform several cross-references and plot twists. From the creators of a manga that currently ends at Volume 18.5. |
| Tentacle erotica | Human-cephalopod sexual relations, popular in hentai. |
| The Leader | Chinese propaganda anime based on the life of Karl Marx. |
| Tiger Mask donation phenomenon | The other time manga's most famous pro wrestler entered the real world. |
| Truck-kun | The character responsible for sending more protagonists to other worlds than any other. |
| Year Hare Affair | Cute animals resembling countries, some of which are national animals portraying the modern history of China. |
| The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means. | |
| 1601 | A quite risqué squib telling a conversation between Queen Elizabeth I and various famous 16th century writers fully on scatological topics, described as "the most famous piece of pornography in American literature". Notably written by Mark Twain. |
| 112 Gripes About the French | A handbook produced to help American soldiers understand the French. |
| A True Story | An Ancient Greek parody of tall tales that were told as true in ancient sources, that contains the first literary references to space travel and fighting wars against aliens. The story ends with "the biggest lie of all" - a promise of future sequels. |
| A Void | An entire novel written without using the letter e. See also Gadsby below. |
| Aldiborontiphoskyphorniostikos | Published in 1825 as a Victorian children's book and described as "a round game for merry parties", the object of the game was to quickly recite alphabetical tongue-twisting mock-Latin gibberish. |
| Alien space bats | An implausible divergence from the real world, used as a plot device in alternate history. |
| Anthropodermic bibliopegy | The practice of binding books in human skin. |
| Archaeology, Anthropology, and Interstellar Communication | Your helpful NASA guide on talking to aliens. |
| Atlanta Nights | A group of science fiction authors get together and deliberately write an absolutely horrible novel to fool and embarrass a "vanity publisher". |
| Bad Sex in Fiction Award | Created to draw attention to the worst-of-the-worst in describing sex. |
| The Beginning Was the End | A piece of racist pseudoscience written by a self-proclaimed psychic, that posits man devolved from a species of intelligent cannibalistic apes. Would be completely obscure if not for Devo. |
| Betteridge's law of headlines | Why, when a newspaper asks a yes-no question, the answer is usually "no". |
| Big Dumb Object | Objects in science fiction literature and media that are specifically created to be interesting. Too bad they'll probably be overlooked with a name like this... |
| The Book of Heroic Failures | A book which glorifies failure. Started off by the Not Terribly Good Club of Great Britain. The book was a success and thus declared a "failure as a failure". |
| Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year | Who can forget such classics as Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers, How to Avoid Huge Ships or Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the Other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts? |
| La Bougie du Sapeur | A French newspaper published every February 29th. |
| Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest | A contest to find the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels. |
| Cain's Jawbone | A murder mystery puzzle book that only three people have solved since it was published in 1934. |
| Catullus 16 | An explicit ancient Roman poem whose opening line has been described as "one of the filthiest expressions ever written in Latin". |
| The Anarchist Cookbook | Have you ever been in need of an easy-to-follow bomb manual? Well, now you have it. |
| Codex Seraphinianus | An illustrated encyclopedia of an imaginary world, written in an imaginary language. |
| Confessions of an English Opium-Eater | This highly popular autobiographical account about the effects of laudanum led several English authors to opium use. |
| Henry Darger | Writer of a 15,000-page manuscript along with several thousand watercolor paintings and other drawings illustrating the story, who rarely left his small room. His word was worth millions a few years after his death. |
| Dinosaur erotica | Have you ever been Taken by a T-Rex or Ravished by a Triceratops? |
| Death poem | The urge to have famous last words, taken to its logical, carefully rewritten extreme. |
| Empty book | A literal example of why you should not judge a book by its cover. |
| English as She Is Spoke | A Portuguese–English phrasebook translated from a Portuguese–French phrasebook by a man who spoke no English. What could go right? |
| English-language editions of The Hobbit | Now collectors' items because of their printing differences. |
| Evil laughter | "Mua-ha-haha-ha-haaa" and the like. |
| The Eye of Argon | An infamously bad heroic fantasy novella, written in 1970 by Jim Theis and circulated anonymously in science fiction fandom since then. |
| Fallout: Equestria | A five volume, 620,000-word long crossover fanfiction of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and the post-apocalyptic Fallout video game franchise. |
| The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women | A 1558 diatribe by John Knox against Mary, Queen of Scots and Mary Tudor. |
| Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley | A non-existent book by a non-existent author, created for a Yellow Pages UK ad, and made real eight years later. |
| "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" | Supposedly the shortest story possible in the English language, though Ernest Hemingway had nothing to do with it. |
| Future Library project | Project that collects an original work by a popular writer every year from 2014 to 2114. The works will remain unread and unpublished until 2114; one thousand trees were specially planted for the project; the 100 manuscripts will be printed using paper made from the trees. |
| Gadsby | A 50,110-word long book famous for (mostly) not using the letter "e". |
| Grammarians' War | At the start of the 16th century, British schoolmasters were insulting one another. In Latin, of course. |
| Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality | Textbook on rationality disguised as a Harry Potter fanfiction. |
| Hawking Index | Are you one of the 1.9% to have read Hillary Clinton's Hard Choices from cover-to-cover? |
| Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed | The perfect picture book for your little conservative. |
| Hitler Diaries | A sensational discovery in 1983, which turned out to be an elaborate hoax. |
| Hitler Homer Bible Christ | A book whose full title is "Hitler Homer Bible Christ: The Historical Papers of Richard Carrier 1995–2013". A collection of Richard Carrier's historical works on the origins of Christianity, Greco-Roman culture, and critical method. I don't think it's hard to tell what the humorous part of this is. |
| Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles | An evangelical Christian version of the Harry Potter series, featuring creationism, anti-Catholicism, and Biblical references that assume you have a Bible handy. Maybe written by a traditionalist wife and mother for her children, maybe a hoax - who knows? |
| How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming | No, this isn't about the murder of a Disney character. This is the memoir of the man responsible for declassifying Pluto. |
| A Hundred Thousand Billion Poems | Mix-and-match lines of ten sonnets with the same rhymes, to get one of up to 1014 (= 100,000,000,000,000) different poems. |
| I Am a Cat | A novel written from the perspective of a cat. |
| I Am God | A novel in which God is made to keep a diary to chronicle his love for an atheist. |
| I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter | A pro-transgender story, written by a transgender woman, that's named after a transphobic meme. |
| I, Libertine | A non-existent novel that was the subject of a hoax intended to criticize the manner in which best-seller lists are determined. |
| 27 Club | A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth. |
| American Football House | An average house located in Urbana, Illinois that has become a popular tourist sight due to it being featured in a band's album cover. See also 100 gecs tree. |
| Animutation | The practice of taking lyrics of foreign songs, "mishearing" them into English, and producing a Flash video to go along with it. |
| Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy theory | The "Paul is dead" (see below) of the millennial generation, with Melissa Vandella playing the role of Billy Shears. |
| Bouncing ball | That thing in music videos that helps you sing along to the lyrics. It dates back to 1924. |
| "Brian Wilson is a genius" | A music journalist's meme from the 1960s that arguably destroyed the career of the Beach Boys' main songwriter and producer. (Within three years, Wilson was working as a grocery store cashier.) |
| Characters in Devo music videos | Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Wikipedia! |
| "Clapton is God" | Graffiti that's famous for a photo of a dog urinating on it. |
| Clear Channel memorandum | Banning "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra from radio airplay after 9/11 may make sense, though "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by The Beatles sure as hell doesn't! |
| Curse of the ninth | The superstition that any composer of symphonies, from Beethoven onwards, will die soon after writing their own Ninth Symphony. |
| The Dark Side of the Rainbow | What happens when you mix Pink Floyd and The Wizard of Oz? |
| Dave Matthews Band bus incident | The band's tour bus dumped 800 pounds of sewage on a passenger boat. Funnily enough, the opener of that night's concert was "Don't Drink the Water"... |
| Earworm | It's got a hook in you. |
| Elvis impersonator | People pretend to be Elvis Presley and only him. |
| Elvis Presley death conspiracy theories | There are many who still believe. |
| Fogerty v. Fantasy, Inc. | That time John Fogerty was sued for sounding like himself. |
| Freeze 'Em All | An Antarctic concert that made Metallica the first band to perform on all seven continents. |
| Industrial musical | Musicals about a business, intended to be seen by the business' employees to improve loyalty and motivation. |
| Jazz ambassadors | Subliminal American values delivered through smooth jams. |
| Lebenslaute | Open air classical music performances as a form of political protest. |
| Literal music video | What happens when you replace the lyrics in a music video with lyrics that describe what's actually happening in the music video? Hilarity ensues. |
| Little Drummer Boy Challenge | I hate this stupid song, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. See also Whamageddon. |
| Loudness war | Why recorded music is getting "louder" over time. |
| Manualism | The little-known art of playing music by squeezing air through the hands. |
| Marilyn Manson–Columbine High School massacre controversy | News media falsely accused Marilyn Manson and his band of the same name for influencing two mass shooters who actually hated his music. |
| Metal Open Air | Intended as Brazil's version of Wacken Open Air, it instead became their version of Fyre Festival. |
| Millennial whoop | Put on a "best of the 2010s" playlist, and hear the same repeated two notes everywhere. |
| "More Cowbell" | I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell! |
| "More popular than Jesus" | A remark that later proved deadly for John Lennon. |
| Mozart and scatology | Mozart was fond of toilet humour; his letters to friends and family often contained scatological passages. He even wrote music dedicated to scatology, which was shared among a closed group of most likely inebriated friends, the most infamous of which is Leck mich im Arsch (literally "Lick me in the arse"). |
| Musikalisches Würfelspiel | A system written by Mozart in which the musical piece is decided randomly by playing dice. |
| "My Way" killings | You can get killed for singing Frank Sinatra's signature tune in the Philippines. |
| Operation Nifty Package | How do you get a dictator out of an embassy? With music, of course! |
| P-Funk mythology | The whimsical universe surrounding the P-Funk all stars. |
| "Paul is dead" | Was Paul McCartney replaced by a lookalike in the 1960s? |
| Pink Floyd pigs | The band's recurring props and references. |
| PopMart Tour | Take an unfinished studio album, hold a press conference at Kmart, and put on a show in countries around the world, complete with a spinning mirrorball lemon, a giant martini olive, a large golden arch, and the largest video screen ever toured. That would be U2's 1997–98 tour in a nutshell. |
| Publius Enigma | A mystery wrapped in an enigma related to Pink Floyd, which has remained unsolved since it appeared on Usenet in 1994. |
| Rockism and poptimism | What happens when pop music fans take themselves way too seriously? Actually, nothing fun. |
| Roxanne Wars | One hip hop B-side became the most answered-to song in history. |
| Unusual types of gramophone records | From changing speeds, to endlessly-looping locked grooves, to... Bhutanese postage stamps? |
| "Up to eleven" | This article is one louder. |
| Uruguayan Invasion | Just as British bands were crossing the pond, Uruguayan bands were crossing the Uruguay River to Argentina. |
| Vestal Masturbation T-shirt | A shirt released by the British heavy metal band Cradle of Filth depicting a masturbating nun on the front and calls Jesus Christ a cunt on the back. Multiple people have been arrested for wearing it out in public. |
| Whamageddon | A festive music challenge where you have to avoid listening to a certain Christmas song throughout the Christmas period. Perfect if you're not a fan of George Michael. |
| Blackbird | A playable violin made out of black stone. |
| Cat organ | A keyboard instrument in which the keys cause cats to meow. |
| Electroencephalophone | A musical instrument controlled by brainwaves. |
| Escopetarra | The guitAR-15 of Colombia. |
| Great Stalacpipe Organ | Made in a cave using stalactites and a lot of patience and ingenuity. |
| Musical saw | The least favourite instrument of Ronnie Wood, the Hollies and the Screaming Trees. |
| Piganino | Like a harpsichord, but instead of plucking strings, you're poking pigs. May not have existed, but inspired some good music anyway. |
| Ugly stick | An instrument in Newfoundland, an insult everywhere else. |
| Viola jokes | You can tell if a viola player is playing out of tune if you can see the bow moving. |
| Biomusic | Music made by non-humans. |
| Chap hop | Rap music about being English in the 19th-century. |
| Chillwave | Invented to make fun of music journalists and bloggers who hype "the next big thing". Ironically, they then wrote about chillwave as "the next big thing". |
| Christian ska | Apparently, not even God himself can resist the raw power of ska. |
| Crabcore | A half-serious metalcore genre where the musician stretches themselves like the aforementioned crustacean. |
| Danger music | The name is very much literal, music that tries to harm the listener or performer. |
| Early Norwegian black metal scene | More church arsons per capita than any other known music scene! |
| Gothabilly | What if Buddy Holly was goth? |
| Grunge speak | That time a receptionist convinced The New York Times that "wack slacks" was slang for ripped jeans and "lamestain" meant an uncool person. |
| Jihadism and hip-hop | Straight outta ISIS. |
| Kawaii metal | The cutest metal subgenre. |
| Lowercase | A genre of ultra-minimalist music that is known for deliberately utilizing silence to contrast with mundane field recordings which have been amplified in volume. |
| Pirate metal | Heavy metal music combined with pirate mythology and jargon. |
| Proibidão | As part of a crackdown on drug cartels in Rio de Janeiro, this uniquely Brazilian form of gangsta rap cannot legally be performed or broadcast on the radio. |
| Unblack metal | Black metal, but Christian. |
| Yu-Mex | Mexican music... from Yugoslavia. |
| Zeuhl | When an influential French prog band makes music in an entirely original alien language, and then other unrelated musicians make similar sounding music in the same alien language. |
| AKB48 Group | Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well! |
| GG Allin | A punk-rocker who would attack people attending his concerts, consisting of hoarse, disheveled vocals. He would also take an excessive amount of drugs, strip naked, and defecate on stage. |
| ArnoCorps Austrian Death Machine | A pair of bands who perform songs solely based on Arnold Schwarzenegger films. |
| Pete Best | The original drummer for the Beatles, pre-Ringo. He was dismissed in 1962, and then formed an obscure band called "The Pete Best Four" that was active from 1988 until 2025. (See also: Chad Channing) |
| Y. Bhekhirst | A mysterious man with an implaceable accent hands over copies of his self-recorded cassette to random New York record stores in the 80s/90s, which contain a selection of strange, barely comprehensible songs set against sparse, repetitive instrumentation, later spawning a cult following among outsider music enthusiasts and a decades-long mystery. |
| Bis Kaidan | What happens when noise music meets J-pop? |
| Boston Typewriter Orchestra | Ah, the beautiful sound of typewriters. |
| Rosemary Brown | A spiritualist who claimed that dead composers dictated new musical works to her. |
| Buckethead | A virtuoso electric guitarist known for always wearing a white mask and a KFC bucket on his head while performing and releasing over 300 albums over the course of over 30 years. |
| Bull of Heaven | A group that is known for their extremely long albums. Most known for 210: Like a Wall in Which An Insect Lives and Gnaws at a runtime of 5.7 years; their longest album is 310: ΩΣPx0(2^18×5^18)p*k*k*k at 3.343 quindecillion years long. |
| Caninus | Metal "sung" by pitbulls. |
| CD Rev | Because nothing says gangsta like being funded by a corrupt communist government. |
| Chad Channing | The original drummer for Nirvana, pre-Dave. He was dismissed in 1990, and then formed an obscure band called "Before Cars" that was active from 2006 until 2013. (See also: Pete Best) |
| Cupcakke | Composer of such notable hits as "Vagina", "Deepthroat", "Best Dick Sucker", "Squidward Nose", and, most recently, "One of My Bed Bugs Ate My Pussy". |
| Dave Blunts | If you thought the Notorious B.I.G or BigXthaPlug was the largest a rapper could get, you are sorely mistaken. Also known for his liberal use of the word faggot and working with Kanye West. |
| Death in June | Not many other anti-fascist music groups can claim to be so blanketed with fascist imagery, even down to the name. |
| Eva Braun | A rock band from Serbia. |
| Damião Experiença | An eccentric Brazilian singer-songwriter, known for being a reclusive hoarder and singing in his own made-up dialect of Portuguese (which he claimed was spoken on his "home planet"), often about self-contradictory and pro-authoritarian political themes and popular culture. |
| Matt Farley | A songwriter who has released thousands of songs under at least seventy pseudonyms such as "Papa Razzi and the Photogs", "The Hungry Food Band", and "The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee". |
| Fecal Matter | Before he was in Nirvana, Kurt Cobain was making very crappy music. |
| The Gerogerigegege | A very special music project that released the sound of a man defecating and a record commemorating the deceased Japanese emperor with the sound of people having sex to the national anthem, and had a member who just masturbated on stage. |
| Half Man Half Biscuit | Have you ever listened to "Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)" from the album No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut? |
| Hanatarash | The Japanese noise band that drove a bulldozer into their concert venue. |
| Hatebeak | The thing that should not beak. |
| Hatari | A band that entered the 2019 Söngvakeppnin (Iceland's Eurovision Song Contest selection competition) as a joke, only to win first place. The band then finished third in Eurovision's semi-finals, advancing to the Grand Final and finishing 10th place there. |
| Joyce Hatto | A pianist who had many doctored recordings falsely attributed to her long after she stopped performing in public. |
| Les Horribles Cernettes | A science-themed parody band that became the subject of the first ever photographic image posted on the World Wide Web. |
| Bobby Jameson | A hippie singer-songwriter outcast who never received financial compensation for his songs and records. Thought to be dead after the 1960s, but then resurfaced with a blog in 2007 aiming to set the record straight about his life story. |
| Jandek | A prolific and pseudonymous singer/songwriter active since 1978 who only grants the occasional interview and has never provided any biographical information. |
| Florence Foster Jenkins | An American soprano famous for her singing ability or lack thereof. |
| Kevin MacLeod | Perhaps the most heard musician on the whole internet. |
| Klaus Nomi | Countertenor with an unusually wide vocal range, whose style of dress was commonly referred to as "alien-like" and enjoyed recording new wave covers of 1950s pop music. |
| The KLF | An electronic band that became mainstream chart-toppers while undertaking confrontational Situationist-influenced performance stunts, culminating in them performing at the nationally-televised 1992 Brit Awards with a grindcore band while firing machine gun blanks into the audience, dumping a dead sheep at the afterparty, and then disbanding. |
| Kunt and the Gang | If you think his name is a bit rude, you should hear his songs such as "Use My Arsehole as a Cunt", "I'm Wanking over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-Girlfriend Who Died" and "Jesus Died of a Stranglewank". Then there was the one about his paperboy... |
| LadBaby | A British YouTuber who had five Christmas number ones in the UK in a row between 2018 and 2022, all of them being sausage roll-themed parodies of well-known songs. |
| Laibach | A Slovenian industrial band known for combining totalitarian aesthetics with pop culture, including martial covers of the Beatles and Queen. Also known as the first Western band to perform in North Korea. |
| Longmont Potion Castle | An anonymous musician and infamous prank-caller who distorts his voice, and plays up the absurdity of a call without breaking character. Alex Trebek hasn't caught him yet, but one day he will. |
| Merzbow | A Japanese experimental music project whose most popular album has been affectionately described as "what a bug hears when it's being flushed down the toilet" and "directly looking at the sun with your ears". |
| Moondog | A blind composer, theoretician, poet, and inventor of musical instruments who dressed like a viking and lived as a street musician in New York between the 1940s and 1970s. |
| MP4 | Rock music and Members of Parliament do mix. |
| Nigga | A Panamanian singer adopted this unfortunate name after being told he sang like a Jamaican. Renamed himself Flex in 2009. |
| Okilly Dokilly | A band that performs metalcore songs about the character Ned Flanders from The Simpsons, while dressed as the character as well. |
| One Pound Fish Man | A man who works at a market who saw his sales patter go viral and challenge the X Factor for the Christmas number one single in 2012. |
| Panchiko | A group of British teenagers form a band and record a demo CD-R which is quickly forgotten about. Around fifteen years later, someone discovers a corrupted copy in a charity shop, and it becomes an online phenomenon. |
| Eilert Pilarm | The Elvis impersonator who looks and sounds nothing like Elvis. |
| Charles Manson discography | Wait, whose discography?? |
| Joe Seiders | In a bizarre case of life imitating art, this New Pornographers drummer was arrested for child pornography in April 2025. |
| SpaceGhostPurrp | Rapper credited with inventing or coining at least 3 seperate sub-genres of hip hop single-handedly, also known for his extremely profane social media rants. |
| R. Stevie Moore | A one-man band who has self-released over 400 albums through his home-based mailing service since 1982. Later noted as a pioneer of DIY music and indie rock. |
| Portsmouth Sinfonia | An orchestra made up entirely of people with no experience in playing their respective assigned instruments. |
| 4'33 | A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence. |
| A Musical Joke | A composition that Mozart allegedly made to mock bad composers. |
| As Slow as Possible | A piece of music by John Cage to be performed until 2640. |
| "Carnival of Light" | The Holy Grail for Beatles fans: an 11-minute recording of the Fab Four aimlessly bashing their instruments and shouting gibberish. |
| Cat fugue | A piece for harpsichord allegedly inspired by the sounds the composer's cat produced by walking along the instruments keyboard. |
| Duetto buffo di due gatti | A duet in which two sopranos repeatedly meow at each other. |
| Grosse Fuge | A composition written by Beethoven which was universally put down at the time as being "incomprehensible", now accepted as one of his greatest works. |
| Helikopter-Streichquartett | A string quartet composition by Karlheinz Stockhausen that must be played in four circling helicopters, the sound remixed, chopper sounds and all, for an audience on the ground. |
| I Am Sitting in a Room | A piece in which the composer recites and records a brief explanation of the work, plays back and records the echo of the recording, then records the echo of the echo of the recording, and so on until it is transformed into a completely unrecognizable sound. |
| "Leck mich im Arsch Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber Difficile lectu" | Three canons by Mozart about licking him in the arse–see also Mozart and scatology above. |
| Rage Over a Lost Penny | An audience favorite from Beethoven's oeuvre. It's gleefully angry, but the maestro left it unfinished. |
| "The Anacreontic Song" | An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner". |
| "Anyone Can Fall in Love" | The relatively obscure lyrics to the EastEnders theme tune. |
| "All Summer Long" | A song where two karaoke cover versions became one-hit wonders in 2008 on the Billboard Hot 100 because the original song was not released on iTunes, only to radio. One of the covers even charted a few places higher than the original. |
| "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt" | A foul-mouthed comedy punk song about the then-British Prime Minister that attempted to be the UK Christmas number one in 2020. Despite getting no air time, it got to No. 5. The following year, it spawned a sequel, which also got to No. 5 in the Christmas chart. From the same band that brought you "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" and "Fuck the Tories". |
| "Camouflage" | A vinyl single from 1983 that contained a computer programme for the song's own music video for the ZX81. Created by a man who later found fame wearing a papier-mâché head. |
| "Chinese Food" | A song about Chinese cuisine (as you can tell from the title) that was controversial with cultural insensitivity, with its music video featuring Japanese geishas and a Mongolian restaurant to boot. No surprise that it was written by the same guy who was responsible for "Friday". |
| "Chocolate Salty Balls" | A 1998 song from South Park, which got to the top 10 in several countries' charts, including number one in the UK, but it is not just about food. |
| "Do the Bartman" | A novelty dance one-hit wonder rap song from The Simpsons in 1990, whose backing vocals were done by none other than Michael Jackson. |
| "Dur dur d'être bébé !" | A 4-year old made it onto the Billboard Hot 100. |
| "Eat Your Salad" | The Latvian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 2022. The lyrics speak of "eating veggies and pussy", along with numerous other sexual innuendos. Somehow, the song still has a serious message. |
| "E depois do adeus" | The Portuguese entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1974 was used as a signal to launch a successful national coup d'état. |
| "Euro-Vision" | The Belgian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1980 whose lyrics spoke precisely of the event in which they took part, and deliberately attempted to be last-place. |
| "Fat Juicy & Wet" | Bruno Mars + Sexyy Red + strip club beat? "So, so dry", according to Pitchfork. |
| "Five Per Cent for Nothing" | A very short instrumental by a band noted for very long songs that was retitled as a parting shot at their former manager, who sued them afterwards. |
| "Flappie" | A Dutch Christmas song about cannibalism. |
| "Flatline" | Who knew the guy who made "Nothin' on You" and "Airplanes" would veer into the most redundant conspiracy theories? |
| "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)" | A 2013 song "created to fail" by Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis that instead ended up becoming a global smash hit. |
| "Give That Wolf a Banana" | A song that combines Little Red Riding Hood and two crazy 4.5 billion year old yellow wolves called Keith and Jim. The meaning of the song is debated, but one common theory is of all things, vaccines. It's also a Eurovision song, to boot. |
| "Gloomy Sunday" | A Hungarian dirge from the 1930s that the press of the time claimed was linked to over 100 suicides, earning it the moniker of the "Hungarian Suicide Song". |
| "Hatten är din" | A Lebanese love song turned into a Swedish song about hats and a drinking game, by mishearing the lyrics. |
| "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" | Was der Führer only half a man? See also Possible monorchism of Adolf Hitler. |
| "How to Rob" | If you made a diss track, how many people would you target? |
| "Ievan polkka" | How a Flash animation of an anime girl spinning a leek and Hatsune Miku popularized a Finnish song from 1928 on Internet. |
| "Irelande Douze Pointe" | Another self-referential Eurovision song, this time by Dustin the Turkey, but did not qualify from the 2008 semifinals. |
| "Jeg har set en rigtig negermand" | A Danish single from 1970, extolling the virtues of racial equality while calling a "negro man black as a bucket of tar". |
| "Jiggle Jiggle" | That time when an autotuned interview with Louis Theroux became so popular they convinced him to do a song. |
| "Justice for All" | A surreal choral/spoken-word... thing recorded by Donald Trump and 20 men in prison for attacking the Capitol on January 6. |
| "Lemon Incest" | Not about incest, according to the father and daughter who performed it. |
| "Lift Yourself" | Poopy-di scoop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop. |
| Lostwave | Unknown songs, lost to time. |
| Mysterioso Pizzicato | If you hear this, you might be in danger. |
| "Never Learn Not to Love" | The Beach Boys' collaboration with Charles Manson. (Musical collaboration, to be clear.) |
| "Nigger" | The song's title and chorus are both the N-word (which is then used an uncountable amount of times), it's a (rap-)metal song, and its performers are all very light-skinned... but it's anti-racist. Okay? (See also...) |
| "Ninja" | I'm sorry, what does he call his opps? |
| "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah" | If you can see someone's underwear, here's the tune to tell them by. |
| "The People's Choice Music" | Contains what its creators made to be the worst song ever: featuring operatic rapping, a children's choir urging listeners to go to Walmart, bagpipes, cowboy music, and political slogans shouted through a bullhorn. |
| "Planet of the Bass" | A deliberately broken English 90s Eurodance parody from 2023. |
| "Poison: Iitai Koto mo Ienai Konna Yo no Naka wa" | A random Japanese rock song that gained popularity due to its ability to calm crying babies. |
| "Prisencolinensinainciusol" | The song where the lyrics are deliberately unintelligible gibberish intended to sound to its Italian audience as if it is sung in English spoken with an American accent. |
| "Ram Ranch" | A spoken-word heavy metal song about a gay cowboy orgy that became an internet meme and a counter-protest song against the Canadian convoy protest. |
| "Ready 'n' Steady" | A song mentioned in a top songs list of a notable magazine, that was long-believed by some to be non-existent because collectors were unable to find a recording or further information on it until 33 years after it was written. |
| "Rocket Queen" | If you want to hear the sound of a woman having sex with Axl Rose set to music, now's your chance! |
| "Save the Badger Badger Badger" | Brian May of Queen fame lays down guitar for a mashup of the viral 2010 flash animation Badgers with his own song "Flash" with vocals from Brian Blessed, all to protest against UK PM David Cameron's policies on badger culling. |
| "Shukusei!! Loli Kami Requiem" | Touch her, you'll be arrested. |
| "Steve's Lava Chicken" | As of 2025, the shortest song to chart on the Billboard Hot 100 and the UK Singles Chart is a 30-second jingle about la-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken. |
| "Subways of Your Mind" | A song taped off a radio station in 1984 by a German teenager for a mixtape, which he forgot the name of, resulting in a decades-long hunt for the song that was resolved in November 2024. |
| "Supermarioland" | Rapping set to the theme of Super Mario Land. After hearing the song, Nintendo not only cleared the sample but also requested they make an album of Super Mario material. |
| "Suzukake no Ki no Michi de 'Kimi no Hohoemi o Yume ni Miru' to Itte Shimattara Bokutachi no Kankei wa Dō Kawatte Shimau no ka, Bokunari ni Nannichi ka Kangaeta Ue de no Yaya Kihazukashii Ketsuron no Yō na Mono" | Apparently AKB48's producers couldn't come up with a snappier title. |
| "Teletubbies say "Eh-oh! | A novelty nursery-rhyme remix of the Teletubbies theme tune that got to number one in the United Kingdom, and was narrowly beaten for Christmas number one in 1997. This did not stop Bob the Builder from getting Christmas number one three years later, though. |
| "Tetris" | A Eurodance version of the Tetris theme co-produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It was in the British charts at the same time as "Supermarioland" mentioned above. |
| ( ) | An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language. |
| 21½ Minutes in Berlin/23 Minutes in Brussels | A pair of live recordings by the band Suicide, with the B-side showing an audience grow increasingly agitated at Elvis Costello not performing, before devolving into a riot. |
| A Rubber Band Christmas | An album of Christmas music created using office supplies. |
| Altered States of America | This grindcore album by Agoraphobic Nosebleed has 100 tracks, including many under 15 seconds in length. It even has a track 0! |
| Amore | A Japan-exclusive city pop album from the granddaughter of former Italian fascist dictator, Benito Mussolini. |
| All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling | An early album by Godspeed You! Black Emperor, which had such a tiny release it was considered lost media until 2022. |
| The Big Day | One of the most acclaimed rappers of the 2010s makes an entire album dedicated to how much he loves his wife. It is not well-received and they end up divorcing a few years later. |
| The Boy Bands Have Won | There's actually 151 more words in that title, making it the longest-titled released album. |
| Christmas in the Stars | Jon Bon Jovi's recorded music debut was for a Star Wars-themed holiday album. |
| Cigarettes and Valentines | An entire record by Green Day whose master tracks were stolen; this led to the creation of American Idiot. |
| Cruel World of Dreams and Fears | A Czech black metal album noted for its cover, of artist Draugveil wearing corpse paint and a suit of armour, lying in a field of roses. It attracted of meme parodies and claims that AI was first used to make the cover, and then everything else on the album. |
| Dark Night of the Soul | Due to a legal dispute, this album was released with a blank CD-R. |
| Dr. Octagonecologyst | Who knew someone would rap about a homicidal extra-terrestrial time-traveling gynaecologist? |
| Elvis' Greatest Shit | Not the one he was trying to pass the night he allegedly died. |
| Embrace (American band Embrace album)Embrace (English band Embrace album) | What happens to Wikipedia article titles when two different bands with the exact same name both release self-titled albums. |
| Eurobeat Disney | A Japan-exclusive album of eurobeat remixes to Disney songs. Heck, it even spawned a couple of sequels, which are Eurobeat Disney 2 and Eurobeat Disney 3. |
| Everywhere at the End of Time | An audio portrayal of the mental decay of Alzheimer's disease over 6½ hours. Somehow became popular on the app with the shortest attention span. |
| Everyday Chemistry | A supposed album by the Beatles, from an alternate dimension where they never broke up. |
| The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks | The title of this album led to obscenity charges. |
| Gasms | Gasms. |
| Having Fun with Elvis on Stage | An official Elvis Presley live album with no music, consisting of random on-stage banter and comments from between songs stripped of any coherence or context. |
| Helter Stupid | Negativland created a fake story about a murderer being inspired by their music, then made an album based on samples of media falling for the hoax. |
| I Am the Greatest | Muhammad Ali does diss track rap, in 1963. |
| Is This What We Want? | Music artists from the United Kingdom decided to band together to make an album to protest against using copyrighted works to train AI. Or: Sleepify (see below) for the modern people. |
| In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy | A cover album of metal and hard rock songs in a jazzy mood by Pat Boone. |
| In Search of The | A box set isn't particularly unusual. A box set of 13 full albums that have never been released before, handmade by the artist, is pretty unusual. |
| Katy Hudson | Katy Perry's first ever album 6 years before her pop music career, an obscure gospel album whose record label went bankrupt the year it was released. |
| The Lillywhite Sessions | Never officially released, and yet fans and critics can argue that it's the best "album" by the Dave Matthews Band. |
| Meow the Jewels | Mew mrrp meow purr mrrp. |
| Metal Machine Music | A 1975 album by Lou Reed that consists of 64 minutes of audio feedback, widely believed to have either been an elaborate joke, or an attempt by Reed to escape from a record label contract. |
| The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief | A three-sided LP. |
| Moog Indigo | A French electronic music album from 1970, two of whose songs (one being an electronic remix of Beethoven's Turkish March) became insanely popular in Latin America because they were used in two Mexican shows created by the same Mexican comedian. |
| Mouth Sounds | In which Modest Mouse, Alanis Morrisette, and Huey Lewis and the News are mixed with "All Star". ASMR lovers avoid, Shrek lovers welcome. |
| Mr. Bungle | The self-titled and most chaotic album from an already chaotic band. Ska, circus music, jazz fusion and funk metal are just a few of the genres used, along with samples from pornography, public service announcements, David Lynch's Blue Velvet, and the sounds of a man defecating. |
| Musique pour Supermarché | This album by Jean-Michel Jarre had only a single copy produced, which was then auctioned off like a painting. The master tapes were subsequently destroyed, making the copy unique. |
| No Love Deep Web | To protest the album being delayed without their consent, Death Grips leaked it online early while using a photo of the drummer's penis as cover art. |
| Once Upon a Time in Shaolin | A Wu-Tang Clan album that only had one copy produced, being bought by Martin Shkreli for two million dollars, making it the most expensive work of music ever sold. |
| Orgasm | How a bunch of tripped-out hippies in 1969 decided to invite random people from the streets of New York to contribute to their experimental album, and in the process ended up inventing industrial music, noise rock and perhaps even black metal decades ahead of schedule. |
| The Road to Freedom | A "spectacular hit album" of... Scientology songs? |
| Sleep | hour concept album about sleep. Also available in a one-hour version if you're in a hurry. |
| Sleepify | Silence is golden, especially when you're trying to fund a world tour. |
| Songs of the Humpback Whale | An album of whale song, which due to a giveaway by National Geographic resulted in the largest ever single print run of vinyl records in history. |
| Smile | An unfinished Beach Boys album that is one of the most written-about and speculated-upon works in popular music history. |
| Sweet Insanity | A rejected Brian Wilson album that was written and recorded with his ex-psychologist. Includes a rap song that opens with the line, "My name is Brian and I'm the man, I write hit songs with the wave of my hand!" Wilson's fans threatened to murder a critic for publishing a positive review. |
| Trout Mask Replica | A chaotic 1969 pop album by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band containing bizarre and disjointed musical compositions. |
| Utautai ga Uta Utai ni Kite Uta Utae to Iu ga Utautai ga Uta Utau dake Utaikire ba Uta Utau keredomo Utautai dake Uta Utaikirenai kara Uta Utawanu!? | For some reason Greeeen tried to come up with a tongue-twisting album title. |
| Wake Up! | A rock album officially sanctioned by the Pope. |
| Yesterday and Today | A North American release from the Beatles that is most notorious for its album art, which features the Fab Four posing with decapitated baby dolls and chunks of raw meat. |
| 2 Girls 1 Cup | Just don't watch it. |
| 3 Dev Adam | A Turkish movie featuring (unlicensed) Captain America and El Santo battling evil Spider-Man. Quite successful in Turkey, resulting in other unlicensed films such as the infamous Turkish Star Wars. |
| 100 Years | A movie that your grandchildren and great-grandchildren might be able to enjoy! |
| Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies | "He emancipated the slaves... he saved the union... and slaughtered the undead!" – Film tagline |
| An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn | A movie about a director who makes a bad movie and has to use the pseudonym Alan Smithee, but can't remove his name from the credits because his actual name is Alan Smithee. In reality, the movie about the movie was so bad that director Arthur Hiller was credited as Alan Smithee to disguise himself from the production. |
| Amazing Grace | A film that got assembled 40 years after the director forgot to use clapperboards, and the star didn't want you to see. |
| Ambiancé | An experimental film that was scheduled to have a thirty day-long running time, with the only copy being destroyed after its premiere, only for it to be unexpectedly cancelled by the director after its release date passed without a showing. |
| The Asylum | The studio that made some of the most (in)famous mockbusters and Sharknado as well! Reportedly sometimes subjects its workers to 22-hour workdays and yet has never lost money on a single film (somehow). |
| Atuk | A comedy screenplay, never filmed as its intended lead actors just kept dying. |
| Barbenheimer | The biggest movie phenomenon of 2023, where Malibu meets the Manhattan Project. |
| Birdemic: Shock and Terror | A climatology fever dream meets a virology fever dream meets an ornithology fever dream meets a cinematography fever dream. |
| Black and white hat symbolism in film | The hat, sir, whatever could it mean? |
| Boss Nigger | He's black, bad, and has one hell of a catchy theme song! |
| Can Dialectics Break Bricks? | A Hong Kong kung fu film re-edited and dubbed to be turned into a Situationist analysis and parody of class conflict and the workers' movement. |
| William Castle | Horror director who loved a promotional gimmick. One film offered a $1000 insurance policy if you died of fright, and another offered audiences a full refund if they were too scared to see the ending. |
| Cocksucker Blues | A Rolling Stones documentary which was banned from being shown unless the director was physically present. |
| The Conqueror | John Wayne IS Genghis Khan! The filming location IS radioactive! |
| The Cure for Insomnia | A movie that runs for 85 hours. Not the longest movie ever screened though (see below). |
| The Day the Clown Cried | A notorious unreleased film about the Holocaust by Jerry Lewis – hey, it's a comedy! |
| Deafula | A vampire movie shot entirely in American Sign Language. |
| Death of a President | A mockumentary film created about the hypothetical future assassination of George W. Bush, released while he was still in office. |
| Dump months | The opposite of the summer movie season. |
| El Conde | What if I told you Augusto Pinochet was a centuries-old vampire, and son of Margaret Thatcher? It's more likely than you think. |
| Emesis Blue | A psychological horror fan film animated with Source Filmmaker loosely based on the lore of Team Fortress 2. |
| Emilia Pérez | A film about a Mexican transgender cartel leader made by a French guy who didn't film it anywhere even near Mexico because he "already knew enough". Surprisingly managed to anger every community it pandered to and was still nominated for 13 Oscars, winning 2. |
| Empire | A film by Andy Warhol consisting entirely of eight hours of still footage of the Empire State Building. |
| Empires of the Deep | A $140 million unreleased US-Chinese aqua-fantasy film that sunk to the depths of the sea... |
| The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. West in the Land of the Bolsheviks | An early Soviet film featuring a wealthy American man and his bodyguard named "Cowboy Jeddy" who find themselves involved in a series of stereotypical comedic mishaps in post-revolutionary Russia. |
| Fidos Award | For the world's best acting dogs. |
| First on the Moon | Proof that the Soviets got there, thirty years before Armstrong and Aldrin didn't. |
| Foodfight! | An animated film starring well-known food mascots that had a tumultuous production and is considered one of the worst films ever made. |
| Freddy Got Fingered | The Tom Green gross-out comedy that is simultaneously agreed upon to be one of the worst films ever made, and one of the best comedies of all time, depending on who you ask. |
| Fritz the Cat | "We're not rated X for nothin', baby!" |
| Gayniggers from Outer Space | What you get if people trick you into searching '1992 space movie'. It also inspired the name of an infamous trolling group. |
| Golden Raspberry Awards | An award given to bad movies. Notable recipients include Twister, Gigli, and Sylvester Stallone. Twice. |
| Halloween III: Season of the Witch | After the death of the main antagonist of the first two films, the film producers decided to change genres to sci-fi horror instead of a slasher. It did not go over well. |
| Him | One of the most sought-after lost films is a 1974 gay porno about Jesus. |
| I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney | "I knew I wanted to be a director, and I did a couple of short films, and this is the only one that haunts me." —Ben Affleck, Academy Award winner |
| In the Aftermath | A B-movie studio gets the rights to a surrealist anime and re-edits it into a post-apocalyptic thriller. |
| Italian Spiderman | An Australian production made with the goal of being a tribute to old Italian action films. |
| Killer Bean Forever | An action movie with sentient coffee beans as the main characters. |
| A Kitten for Hitler | A short film by Ken Russell, created when he was challenged to create a film he himself would want banned. |
| Lee Kin-yan | A Hong Kong actor repeatedly cast in Stephen Chow films as a nose-picking, bearded transvestite. |
| Lesbian Space Princess | A film about a lesbian bounty hunter who saves her ex-girlfriend from creatures known as Straight White Maliens. |
| Logistics | The longest movie ever made, it follows the entire five-week process of making and selling a pedometer in reverse chronological order. |
| The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World | A movie that runs for 48 hours. Despite its title, it isn't the world's longest movie, but the jury's still out on whether it's the most meaningless.... |
| Maidstone | A film notable for a real, bloody fight between its director and its star actor that was kept in the final edit. |
| Manic Pixie Dream Girl | A female stock character in (usually) movies who is extremely eccentric and girlish, and serves mainly to motivate and/or provide character development for the male protagonist. |
| Manos: The Hands of Fate | A low-budget film created by a fertilizer salesman from Texas, which is often considered to be the worst film of all time. |
| The Many Faces of JesusGay Jesus film hoax | A very controversial abandoned film which would have depicted a bisexual Jesus engaged in robbery and drunkenness, personally condemned by Pope Paul VI. Its screenwriter was personally banned from entering the United Kingdom following its announcement. Since the 1980s, a widespread hoax has came up claiming that a similar film will feature Jesus as a swinger. |
| 2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert | An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about. |
| 2010 Georgian news report hoax | A bit of advice: if you're going to broadcast fake news about the collapse of the government and a Russian invasion, maybe don't do it in the country where that's most believable, a year and a half after Russia actually invaded part of said country. |
| 2013 Emergency Alert System hijackings | Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living. |
| 2018 Hawaii false missile alert | The consequences of mistaking a drill as an actual order can be quite serious. |
| Al Murray's Compete for the Meat | A British game show where the top prize is a frozen chicken and the second prize is some sausages. |
| Alternative 3 | An April Fools joke by an ITV science show leads many to believe that scientists were being kidnapped to prepare for the colonization of Mars. |
| Amaan Ramazan | A Pakistani reality show where one of the prizes was orphaned babies. |
| Anti-Barney humor | An article for all Barney & Friends haters. |
| Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos | Forget Turn-On – this never even made it to the end of its only episode. An American attempt fared little better. |
| Barbara Dex Award | A former unofficial Eurovision award for the worst costume worn by a contestant, named after Belgium's 1993 representative, who came dead last for wearing a transparent light-green costume that "look[s] like a lampshade". It has now been replaced with the not quite-as-unusual You're a Vision Award. |
| BBC Green Book | Comedy show broadcasting standards, circa 1949. Avoid the vulgar use of "basket", don't joke about stammering, and whatever you do don't mention the McGillycuddy of the Reeks! |
| Bernd das Brot | The mascot of a German children's television network: a chronically depressed loaf of bread who laments his life and enjoys very boring activities. |
| The Canadian Conspiracy | A mockumentary released in 1985 that asserts that Canada is subverting the United States by taking over its media. |
| Captain Midnight broadcast signal intrusion | On a clear night in April 1986, a frustrated electrical engineer jams HBO's signal to protest against its rates for satellite dish owners in what has been dubbed an act of "video terrorism". |
| Celebrity Big Brother racism controversy | Put a disgraced beauty queen, a former child star, a person famous for being on a previous version of the show and her dysfunctional family in a house with a Bollywood star and watch the sparks fly over cooking a chicken dinner and food stocks. |
| Chantelle Houghton | A non-celebrity winner of season 4 of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother, while the producers had her pretend to be the lead singer of a non-existent band. |
| Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident | What happens when a G.I. Jane joke goes horribly wrong. At an awards ceremony. On worldwide television. |
| "The City on the Edge of Forever" | How an internal fight between the screenwriter and the series creator resulted in one of the most celebrated episodes of the original Star Trek series. |
| Conspiracy 58 | A mockumentary that claimed that the 1958 World Cup was never actually held. Despite being revealed as a hoax at the end, people still believed it. |
| Daisy | A political advertisement for Lyndon B. Johnson's 1964 campaign that aired only once, and although it helped him win in a massive landslide, it has since become infamous. |
| Dinner for One | A classic British comedy sketch, virtually unknown in its homeland, that has become the most-repeated television programme in German history. |
| Don't Scare the Hare | A British television game show involving a large robotic hare and an underground forest. It was not popular and lasted only one season. |
| Flanderization | When a TV character becomes a literal caricature of their initial form. |
| Flemish Secession hoax | Our regular programming is now interrupted to declare independence from Belgium. |
| The Force is with Cristal Beer | During a 2003 Chilean broadcast of the Star Wars original trilogy, the television company didn't want to cut to commercial, so they sewed advertisements into the movie. |
| Friday night death slot | Where TV shows go to die. |
| Graggle Simpson | What do you mean, "who"? You know him! He's your favorite Simpsons character! |
| Greg Packer | A man on the street, no matter which street you're talking about. |
| De Grote Donorshow | An apparently terminally ill woman offers her kidney to one of three lucky patients live on TV. Controversy erupts before broadcast, in which it is then revealed that the whole show is a hoax meant to draw attention to the lack of available organ donors in the Netherlands. |
| Guy Goma BBC interview | A man who went to the BBC for a job interview is instead interviewed on its news channel about the Apple Corps v. Apple Computer lawsuit. |
| Heil Honey I'm Home! | Hitler has his own sitcom, with his Jewish neighbors. |
| History of Pop | How a TV program guide became an actual channel. |
| "Hold on Tight!" (Inside No. 9) | An entirely fake episode of the dark comedy anthology series Inside No. 9, featuring mocked-up photos and clips for a trailer, designed to trick the show's viewers. |
| "How to Eat with Your Butt" | The plot and the title of this South Park episode are pretty strange, even by the show's standards. |
| Hypothetical | The only quiz containing only hypothetical questions, such as: "You must steal Russell Crowe's shower gel. How do you do it?", "How much money do you have to be paid to eat a packet of crisps every time you have a conversation with someone for a year?", and the stone-cold original: "Big hat or small hat?" |
| I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant | A documentary series on TLC. You can probably guess the plot. |
| IKEA Heights | A parody soap opera shot entirely in Ikea stores in the greater Los Angeles area... without the permission of the retailer. |
| It's So Funny | A North Korean comedy show which is anything but funny. |
| I Wanna Marry "Harry" | An American reality show to find "Prince Harry" (really an actor they tried to pass off as him) a wife. Meghan Markle was not a contestant. |
| Roy Jay | Obscure British comedian and subject of an online conspiracy leaving many to question his existence. |
| John Dillermand | A Danish children's series featuring a man who gets into all sorts of (family friendly) trouble with his elongated penis. |
| "The Joy of Sect" | A Simpsons episode that subtly parodies Scientology (and other groups), despite having a very prominent member in their cast. South Park weren't so lucky when they did it more blatantly years later. |
| Judaism in Rugrats | A Maccababy's gotta do what a Maccababy's gotta do. |
| Jumping the shark | Metaphor, based on something that Fonzie actually did on an episode of Happy Days, for the moments when popular TV series lose all credibility and have undeniably entered their twilight years. |
| Khar Bii | This show, once the most popular in Senegal, aimed to find the most beautiful ram in the country, partly by checking the symmetry of its testicles. |
| Michael Larson | Through countless VCR recordings and pattern memorization, this man became Press Your Luck's biggest winner ever. |
| Max Headroom signal hijacking | TV signals in Chicago are twice overpowered on 22 November 1987 by broadcasts featuring a person (possibly a male) disguised as the 1980s virtual TV character Max Headroom. The source of the broadcasts and the people involved remain unknown. |
| Meet the Press | NBC's own news show doesn't seem unusual, but what makes it on this list is that it is the longest-running TV show in history, debuting back in 1947 and is probably the longest-running TV show whose fans think it hasn't fallen off. |
| Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial | The real former leader of the Soviet Union starred in a Pizza Hut commercial. What else is there to say? |
| My Husband's Not Gay | This reality TV special features Mormons who love men but still marry women. It's also partially about conversion therapy. It'll make you want to turn it off, like a light switch by the end. |
| Action 52 | Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it. |
| The Adventures of Ninja Nanny & Sherrloch Sheltie | An "educational" PC game from 1993... what it was meant to be educating anyone about, we have no idea. |
| Atari video game burial | Are your video games not selling? Why not do what Atari did and bury them in a New Mexico landfill? |
| Bad Rats | A mediocre physics puzzler that became perhaps the greatest ever digital gag gift. |
| Bartle taxonomy of player types | What type of gamer are you? |
| Battle of B-R5RB | A player-versus-player battle in Eve Online which involved over 7,500 players, lasted 21 hours, and cost over $300,000 worth of in-game currency. |
| Battle Raper | They just misspelled the word "rapper", right? ...Right? |
| Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em | An early "erotic" game for the Atari 2600. Control a pair of nude women trying to catch and eat falling semen. |
| Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing | A racing game considered one of the worst of all time with Metacritic's worst-ever score of 8/100. It has opponents that don't move, the ability to drive through buildings and accelerate infinitely in reverse, and a notorious "YOU'RE WINNER !" [sic] message after each race. |
| BMX XXX | A controversial 2002 video game mixing strippers with BMX cycling. |
| Bob's Game | An unreleased homebrew game of a game, in a game, within a game. The developer went on a protest against the evil corporation known as "Gantendo". |
| Boong-Ga Boong-Ga | The first arcade game about shoving a giant finger up someone's anus. |
| Boss key | Quick, pretend you're working! |
| Breast physics | Follow the bouncing boobs! |
| Cadillacs and Dinosaurs: The Second Cataclysm | A sequel in name only to a classic beat 'em up, based on an unrelated comic book that predates the first game, and programmed by none other than Elon Musk. |
| Casio Loopy | A video game console made specifically for girls. |
| Calculator | The best video game ever: A $10 software calculator for the Nintendo Switch. |
| Cat hair mustache puzzle | Considered among the worst puzzles of any video game. |
| Catechumen | Hallelujah! Shoot possessed Roman soldiers with a magical sword until they turn Christian and start to pray. |
| Chex Quest | Doom for ages 6 and up, made as a promotion for Chex cereal. |
| Cho Aniki | A long-running series of games from Japan, known for their absurdist humor and homoeroticism, about the quest of sweaty bodybuilders for protein supplements. |
| Communist Mutants from Space | A Cold War Space Invaders clone in which you do battle with the Mother Creature, driven mad by radioactive vodka. |
| Concord | What happens when you try to make people spend $40 plus microtransactions for a genre known for free-to-play fare? a game that spent over 8 years in development, but lasted only a fortnight from its August 2024 release. For perspective: The average lifespan of a housefly (Musca domestica) is around twice the period this game was available (28 days). Still didn't stop them from making an adaptation, though. |
| Corrupted Blood incident | An unintentional virtual epidemic in World of Warcraft, which became an important medical case study. |
| Cow level | A secret level in Diablo II which originated as a player inside joke. |
| Crab Champions | From the guy who brought you "Crab Rave". Be a crab. Have a gun. Shoot up a beach. 🦀. |
| Cubic Ninja | A game that ended up being resold for over $500 due to its unintentional ability to let a 3DS run homebrew. |
| Dance Dance Immolation | It's exactly like Dance Dance Revolution, just with flamethrowers pointed at you. |
| Dark Room Sex Game | Contains explicit sex. Contains no graphics. |
| Development of Duke Nukem Forever | A chronicle of fourteen years of development hell, complete with four changes of engines, lawsuits, and profane responses to company executives. The end result was judged by critics to have been very much not worth the wait. |
| Don't Buy This | A rare example of truth in advertising. |
| Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter | Congratulations! You finished the game! You just saved a world of colorful magical creatures from a villain who wanted to plunge it into darkness. Everyone is happy now! So, during the credits, we're going to show you, in a very traumatic way, that it all turned out to be the dream of a child in a coma after suffering a car crash! |
| eCrew Development Program | A game made by the McDonald's Japanese division meant to train new employees. It was never intended to be sold to the public, but a decade-long search for the game led to its ROM file finally being uploaded online. |
| Edge Games | This company decided that the word edge was so important to them that it started to sue everything video game-related using that word. Until EA got involved. |
| Eggplant run | A challenge playthrough of Spelunky in which you carry an eggplant and toss it into the final boss's face. |
| Ethnic Cleansing | Perhaps the most racist video game ever made. |
| Fakemon | Fan-made Pokémon creatures. |
| Family Guy Online | "Holy crap, Lois, this is worse than the time I created an MMORPG that lost a load of money!" |
| Far Lands or Bust | One man's 14-year journey to reach Minecraft's infamous "Far Lands". |
| Fortnite Holocaust Museum | A virtual museum about the victims of the Holocaust, created in Fortnite. |
| Glucoboy | The only handheld game console accessory that uses blood glucose monitoring as a game mechanic. |
| The Goat Puzzle | Goats' contributions to gaming (see below) aren't all positive. |
| Goat Simulator | What do you mean you've never fantasised about being a goat? Enough people have to warrant the oddly named sequel Goat Simulator 3. |
| Goodboy Galaxy | A video game made for the Game Boy Advance in 2023 (for its 20th anniversary). |
| The Great Giana Sisters | A game that was withdrawn from the shelves virtually as soon as it went on them. |
| Grezzo 2 | Doom mod that spoofs modern Italian culture, featuring blasphemous references to the Catholic Church, including the main character killing Jesus. Twice. |
| Hatoful Boyfriend | A dating sim where your romantic partners are all sapient birds. |
| Hong Kong 97 | A video game where you play as Bruce Lee's superpowered, heroin-addicted cousin, who has been assigned to kill the entire population of China. The giant head of Deng Xiaoping has been revived as a weapon of mass destruction and the death screen displays an actual dead body from the Yugoslav Wars. |
| "Hot Coffee" | All you had to do was do yo' damn girlfriend, CJ! |
| I Am a Teacher: Super Mario Sweater | Knit with your NES. |
| 2 Hours Doing Nothing | An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours. |
| 6-7 | say that again? |
| 100 men versus a gorilla | Who would win? |
| 2014 Mark-1 Plumbing truck incident | When your business goes viral... on a pickup with a mounted Soviet-made anti-aircraft gun. |
| A group where we all pretend to be boomers | A group of Facebook friends who decided to pretend to be elderly. |
| ai_sponge | A Twitch and YouTube channel that livestreams fictional episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants made with AI, down to the script and voices. |
| All your base are belong to us | A phrase that originated in the 1989 video game Zero Wing and sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002. |
| Babiniku | The phenomenon of men on the Internet depicting themselves as anime women, often without using voice changers. |
| The Backrooms | A very strange online urban legend originating from an image taken from someone renovating a furniture store into a hobby shop. |
| Battle For Dream Island | A web series about sentient objects competing for a grand prize. It has garnered a gigantic online following, and for 15 years, it didn't have a Wikipedia article. (see also: Why was BFDI not on Wikipedia?) |
| Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash | A Facebook group dedicated to memes about American politician Bernie Sanders. |
| Bogdanoff twins | A pair of French twin brothers known for their extravagant looks and (pseudo)scientific claims; which made them the subject of a long-lasting internet meme involving aliens, secret knowledge and bear markets. |
| Boneghazi | A witch digs up human corpses and sells them online. Tumblr turns it into identity politics. |
| Bonnie Blue Lily Phillips | One of them had sex with around 1000 men, the other with around 100 in one day. Needless to say, Guinness does not do these kinds of records. |
| Boobquake | Female users of social networking websites agree to determine whether their scandalous clothing can cause earthquakes. |
| Bowsette | The Internet was once titillated over this Bowser-Peach fusion (see Rule 63). |
| Brain rot | Ever heard of "rizz", "unc" or "mid"? It's probably brainrot. |
| British scientists | According to Russian Internet users, the height of British scientific research is at the University of the Bleedin' Obvious. |
| The Bus Uncle | A Hong Kong resident gets into an uncomfortably tense argument with a fellow passenger—all caught on video. |
| Brony fandom | A subculture composed of adult, mostly male, individuals who are fans of a little girls' cartoon. |
| Carstuckgirls.com | An erotic(?) website devoted to women trying to free their cars from various obstacles. |
| Chad | From the incel forums comes this whole new slang. |
| Cinnamon challenge | Unless you enjoy lung damage, please do not try this at home. Or anywhere else. |
| Clanker | We got a slur for robots before they even became sentient. |
| Clickbait | Admins HATE Him: Ordinary Wikipedia Editor Creates Page, Discovers 10 Weird Tricks For Making Quality Articles! (You Won't BELIEVE Number 4!) |
| Consumption of Tide Pods | Ever thought a Tide pod looked kind of like candy? Apparently you're not alone. |
| Countryballs | A comic genre with balls and other bits for different countries doing what real countries do. |
| Crush on Obama | That's great. |
| Cursed image | Low quality images with a mysterious aura, sometimes with a comedic effect. |
| Cute cat theory of digital activism | "Web 1.0 was invented to allow physicists to share research papers. Web 2.0 was created to allow people to share pictures of cute cats." — Ethan Zuckerman |
| Dancing baby | One of the very first internet memes: a weird 3D baby dancing in 1996. |
| da share z0ne | Social justice skeletons? ʜᴇʟʟ ʏᴇᴀʜ!!! |
| Dave rule | "Dave-to-girl ratio" as gender balance criterion. |
| Doge | very readers, such article, much wiki |
| Depths of Wikipedia | A social media account that's basically this Project page (most of the time). |
| Elsagate | Here kids, watch these YouTube videos with Elsa and Spider-Man, I'm sure nothing inappropriate will be on them... |
| Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten | If that's not a good enough reason why you shouldn't, I don't know what is. |
| Extremely online | A state that everybody reading this can probably relate to. |
| Florida Man | Superhero native to the state of Florida best known for his frequent run-ins with law enforcement and intoxicating substances. |
| Glossary of 2020s slang | There's no way that Gen Z and Gen Alpha kids are saying all of these words!! |
| Godwin's law | Every long, protracted online discussion always ends with comparisons of others to Hitler. Really... |
| Goncharov | The 1973 Martin Scorsese classic... that was entirely made up by the Internet 49 years later. |
| Googling | Google created a verb that is really in the dictionary. |
| Grass Mud Horse | A word play on Mandarin Chinese profanity. |
| Half-Life: Full Life Consequences | The worst Half-Life fan fiction ever written, later adapted to video. |
| Hampster Dance | A web page featuring dancing hamsters set to music. |
| Hanahaki disease | A fictional disease in which flowers grow inside the body as a result of unrequited love. |
| "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point" | A 2018 ClickHole article about a truly devastating moment, complete with a stock image of a random Spanish man. |
| Hiroshi Abe's home page | Website of a Japanese actor, which is used to test new gadgets' performance to run old webpages. |
| Homunculus loxodontus | A bizarre blob-like creature known in Russia as "The One Who Waits". |
| Balloonfest '86 | One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations. |
| DashCon | A Tumblr convention where the organisers unexpectedly announced that the hotel needed $17,000 extra - and that was just the first day. Anyone fancy an extra hour in that ball pit? |
| Detroit Bridgerton Themed Ball | Ah yes, Bridgerton, the critically acclaimed Netflix series that includes pole dancers, Soulja Boy, and fake stuffed dogs. |
| Fyre Festival | The organizers spent so much money promoting the event that they ran out of money to spend on the actual event. They were later faced with eight lawsuits. |
| International Masturbation Month | From the creators of Destroy Dick December comes Destroy Dick May, doesn't have the same ring to it does it? |
| Kanamara Matsuri | A phallus festival in Kawasaki, Japan. |
| Lapland New Forest | It ruined Christmas 2008 in Hampshire. |
| Masturbate-a-thon | It's okay – it's for charity! |
| Mexico City Alebrije Parade | Parade and contest of giant alebrijes ("colorful monsters"). |
| Miss Bumbum | An annual beauty pageant to find Brazil's best buttocks. |
| Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival | Sumo wrestlers carry infants, competing to see whose baby cries first, as a loud cry symbolizes health and is believed to ward off evil spirits. |
| Testicle festival | "Would you like to supersize those?" |
| Willy's Chocolate Experience | A world of pure imagination... if you can only imagine empty warehouses staffed by underpaid actors, where the main attraction is lemonade. |
| All in a Row | A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable. |
| Cherry Sisters | The first truly "so bad it's good" act, whose vaudeville performances drew packed houses of audiences who just wanted to hurl abuse at them. Sued newspapers for printing a negative review of them, and lost. |
| The Elvis Dead | Evil Dead II retold in the style of Elvis Presley, later released on VHS in 2020. "I gonna build a groovy chainsaw arm". |
| In My Life | Brain cancer, OCD, a child killed by a drunk driver... all subjects made light of in this surreal musical by the guy who wrote "You Light Up My Life". |
| Jahrhundertring | The centenary production of the Ring cycle was transported to the Industrial Revolution, with the gods as capitalist fat cats and the Rhinemaidens as prostitutes. Near-riots ensued. |
| Jerry Springer: The Opera | This musical has got it all, from God and Satan to the KKK. A UK TV broadcast was, at one time, the most complained about in national history. |
| Legs Diamond | A musical which flopped so badly that it caused the Nederlander Organization to sell the Mark Hellinger Theatre to the Times Square Church. It also happens to be about a depression era mobster. |
| Moose Murders | A bizarre play that became a byword for the worst of Broadway. Signature moment: an apparently-unplanned scene where a paraplegic man wrapped in bandages gets up to kick a man in a moose costume in the crotch. |
| Mortal Kombat: Live Tour | A family friendly adapation of a violent video game. To make things even better, there was audience participation. |
| Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark | At $75 million, the most expensive Broadway musical, which is infamous for its troubled production history and cast member accidents. Also holds the record for the largest number of preview showings (182) before the official opening. |
| Tinder Live | In which a woman gets an audience to peer-review her swipes. |
| "The Aristocrats" | A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name. |
| Caltech-MIT prank rivalry | They've been sabotaging each other since 2005. |
| Conan the Librarian | A perennial parody of Conan the Barbarian that has appeared in film, television, comics, and fan fiction. |
| Cornell University pumpkin prank | A Halloween prank in which a pumpkin was placed on the lightning rod of a university clocktower in 1997, lasting over five months before it was accidentally knocked down during a rehearsal for its retrieval. The culprit is still unknown. |
| Count Bobby | Austria's favourite possibly-autistic aristocrat. |
| Dick joke | Jokes about dicks. |
| Hacks at MIT | Large-scale pranks and practical jokes, mostly involving Harvard. |
| He lücht | Like a German Jungle Cruise, Hamburg port tour guides tell such tall tales that "He's lying" has become a name for them. |
| I've got your nose | Spare a thought for the millions of children worldwide whose noses have been stolen. |
| Lighthouse and naval vessel urban legend | An old classic for those who like a laugh at the expense of the US Navy. |
| No soap radio | A prank joke intended to fool one of its listeners into believing that it is a joke. |
| Radio Yerevan | The "radio station" with the widest reach in the Soviet Union, despite having no transmitters. |
| Sardarji joke | Popular jokes in India, based on stereotypes of Sikhs. |
| Self-referential humor | A joke that refers to itself as the joke. |
| Spaghetti tree | Think about how much work goes into picking your noodles from the trees. |
| Tankero | The beast of Finnish mispronunciation. |
| There once was a man from Nantucket | A gratifying theme for limericks; some of them obscene. |
| Town of fools | Whether you're joking about Abderites, Schildbürger, Molboes, Chelmers, Kocourkovites, Kampers, Moidekars, or even the "Wise Men of Gotham" above, you're participating in a tradition that stretches back millennia. |
| Treacle mining | The fictitious mining of treacle (molasses) in a raw form similar to coal. |
| Tube Bar prank calls | A series of prank calls to a bar in Jersey City, New Jersey during the 1970s, where two pranksters would call for double-entendre names, such as "Al Coholic" and "Phil Mypockets". A recording of it inspired a running gag in the Simpsons. |
| Alcohol-infused whipped cream | Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up. |
| Ant egg soup | A nostalgic soup with a "distinctive, sour pop". |
| Ayds | Ayds was a great way to lose weight, until the mid-1980s... |
| Bacon Explosion | Not as dangerous as it sounds. Unless you're a vegan of course. |
| Bacon ice cream | They said we were mad... they said we could never combine the world's two greatest foods. They were wrong! |
| Banana production in Iceland | Weirder than fermented shark? |
| Better than sex cake | But what kind of sex? |
| Biangbiang noodles | A type of Chinese noodle whose name is written with an incredibly complex Chinese character. |
| Boneless Fish | A frozen fish scaled, gutted and deboned, then glued to its original shape using a food-grade enzyme. |
| British Rail sandwich | A culinary match to the quality of the train service. |
| Carmine | A common food dye manufactured from insects. |
| Casu martzu | Italian "maggot cheese" – cheese designed to be eaten while it is infested with cheese fly larvae. |
| Century egg | A Chinese dish which involves preserving a duck, chicken or quail egg for several weeks to several months before eating. |
| Chả rươi | Vietnamese dish made from the polychaete worm. |
| Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats | Notable for the huge variety of racist names given to them all over the world. |
| Chubby bunny | A common (but sometimes lethal) game played with marshmallows. |
| Cockle bread | Bread made by English women in the seventeenth century that involved kneading and pressing against the woman's buttocks. |
| Competitive eating | In which the main goal is the quick and vast consumption of food. |
| Cookie cake | Schrödinger's dessert. |
| Deep-fried Mars bar | A Scottish delicacy, often touted as an example of their diet's unhealthiness. See also deep fried Twinkies, deep fried pizza, and deep fried Oreos. |
| Dilberito | A vegan burrito promoted by Dilbert. "Because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail." - Dilbert creator Scott Adams |
| Dishwasher salmon | Salmon cooked using the heat from a dishwasher. |
| Charles Domery | A Polish soldier noted for his unusually large appetite. While imprisoned in England, he remained ravenous despite being put on ten times the rations of other inmates, eating the prison cat, at least twenty rats and, on a regular basis, the prison candles. |
| Doug | Its record as "world's biggest potato" was denied due to mistaken identity. |
| Durian | King of fruits. King of smells? |
| Edible underwear | Yes, this exists. |
| Engastration | Dishes consisting of animals stuffed into each other. Turducken and whole stuffed camel are prominent examples. |
| Eyes (cheese) | There are eyes in the cheese, but no cheese in the eyes. |
| Faggots | The only food you can't say you don't like. |
| Feetloaf | Meatloaf moulded into the shape of a human foot - also known as "Bloody Stump" if "feetloaf" put you off. |
| Flies' graveyard | A delicacy in the United Kingdom. |
| Fool's Gold Loaf | One warmed, hollowed-out loaf of bread filled with a jar each of creamy peanut butter and grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Reportedly a favorite of Elvis. |
| Freedom fries | "I know what'll teach France for not wanting to invade Iraq... we'll rename our food!" -Bob Ney, 2003 |
| Fried spider | Exactly as it sounds – and a regional delicacy in Cambodia. |
| Fruit ketchup | Plum ketchup, anyone? |
| Funistrada | A non-existent foodstuff invented for a U.S. Army survey to see how many people would tick the box. |
| Adolf Hitler and vegetarianism | Hitler believed that a vegetarian diet could both alleviate his personal health problems and spiritually renew the Aryan race. He also strongly opposed animal cruelty (didn't stop him from doing worse things to humans, though). |
| Hedgehog Flavour Crisps | If you think that usual crisps are boring, try this. |
| Hitler bacon | Can it possibly be kosher? |
| Hottest chili pepper | Gettin' silly with chili. |
| Hufu | For all you vegetarian cannibals out there, the tofu product designed to look and taste like human flesh. |
| Human placentophagy | The consumption of a newborn's placenta is common among mammals; humans do it too. |
| Kit Kats in Japan | There have been more than 300 limited-edition seasonal and regional flavors of Kit Kats produced in Japan since 2000. |
| Ketchup as a vegetable | Makes junk food seem healthier. |
| Kosher locust | Can Jews eat grasshoppers? |
| Kuai Kuai culture | In Taiwan, it is considered fortuitous to place a particular brand of snack next to machines. |
| Latke–Hamantash Debate | The debate of the century that began in 1946 and has never been resolved. About Jewish food. |
| Luther Burger | Described as a "cardiologist's worst nightmare". |
| Lychee and Dog Meat Festival | Vegans are the only group who can oppose this festival without any fear of hypocrisy. |
| McWords | McDonald's has their own McLanguage now. |
| 1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal | That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story. |
| Beer can pyramid | Or beeramid, if you prefer. |
| Beer goggles | Alcohol makes you more attractive (that is, if you're not the one drinking it). |
| Carmona Wine Urn | They say a fine wine gets better with age, but this is ridiculous. The 2000-year-old world record holder, and its merely 1700-year-old predecessor. |
| Speyer wine bottle | |
| Civet coffee | Not coffee made from civets, but rather from ordinary coffee beans the civet has, well, excreted. |
| Cock ale | A type of ale that has a bag stuffed with a parboiled, skinned and gutted chicken later added. |
| Cola wars | A marketing battle between Coca-Cola and Pepsi. |
| Diet Coke and Mentos eruption | Diet Coke + Mentos = geyser. |
| Est! Est!! Est!!! di Montefiascone | Apparently a very exciting wine, though according to some, it's not worth the hype... |
| Fucking Hell | A German beer named after the Austrian village of Fucking. (It was renamed Fugging in 2021, so there goes the fun...) |
| Ganesha drinking milk miracle | Hindu statues drinking milk. |
| Grapefruit juice–drug interactions | Be careful – that delicious food item could be dangerous to prescription-drug users. |
| Gustav III of Sweden's coffee experiment | When a king of Sweden tried (and failed) to prove that coffee could kill. |
| H2NO | Why drink tap water, when you can pay to have a cool, refreshing glass of Coca-Cola or freshly chilled bottled tap water? |
| If-by-whiskey | A famous speech successfully both attacking and defending booze. |
| ISO 3103 | The ISO standard cup of tea. |
| OpenCola | The world's first open-source beverage. |
| Pepsi Number Fever | Large-scale riots in the Philippines in 1992 that led to the deaths of five people. The cause? A failed PepsiCo promotional event. |
| Pussy | The drink's pure, it's your mind that's the problem. |
| Snake wine | A type of Vietnamese wine that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle. |
| Vaskning | Allegedly, showing off wealth in a Swedish nightclub by pouring champagne down the kitchen sink. |
| Vodka eyeballing | He's looking at you, kid. |
| ? (bistro) | Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark... |
| Claudia Sanders Dinner House | A restaurant founded by Colonel Sanders and his wife Claudia after he became unhappy with changes at KFC, which was in turn sued by KFC. |
| Conflict Kitchen | A Pittsburgh take-out restaurant that exclusively served ethnic foods from countries in which the United States was in conflict. |
| Cross Cafe | A Hitler-themed Indian restaurant, formerly known as "Hitlers' Cross" [sic]. |
| Dinner in the Sky | Enjoy a delicious meal—suspended 150 feet (46 m) in the air. |
| Fortezza Medicea restaurant | Elegant, fine dining in a high-security prison. |
| Hamburger University | Where McDonald's employees learn their stuff. |
| Heart Attack Grill | Noted for its 8,000-calorie "Quadruple Bypass Burger". It also lives up to its name. |
| Heladería Coromoto | Want a scoop of macaroni and cheese ice cream? How about beef? Chili? Cheese? Crab? Mushrooms in wine? British Airways? Viagra Hope? |
| Ithaa | The world's first underwater restaurant. |
| Jewish-American patronage of Chinese restaurants | For lack of dairy products, proximity in inner cities, and open hours during Christian holidays. |
| Kayabukiya Tavern | A Japanese restaurant where guests are served by employed monkeys. |
| Loving Hut | A vegan restaurant run by a cult. Get to watch "Supreme Master TV" in nearly all of their locations! |
| MaDonal | A McDonald's knock-off in Iraq. |
| McDonald's ice cream machine | Always broken. |
| McDonald's urban legends | Is that worm meat in your Big Mac? |
| Modern Toilet Restaurant | A restaurant chain whose furniture and decor is based on – yes – toilets. |
| Mom's Spaghetti | A restaurant opened by Eminem in Detroit, named after a lyric from one of his own songs. |
| Original Spanish Kitchen | Suddenly and unexpectedly closed in 1961, with its contents remaining untouched for decades afterward, giving rise to urban legends about its proprietors' fate. |
| Pizza Pacaya | A restaurant in Guatemala that makes its pizza using an active volcano as its oven. |
| Pyongyang | A restaurant chain whose sole proprietor is the Government of North Korea. |
| Trump Burger | Ironically, the owner was arrested by ICE in 2025. |
| The Shed at Dulwich | TripAdvisor's fake restaurant. |
| Wiener King | It's all in the name. |
| 1956 Olympic flame hoax | Why the Olympic Flame is pants. |
| Apopudobalia | Ancient Roman soccer (but not really). |
| Artistic roller skating | All the grace and charm of figure skating...but with roller skates. |
| Barefoot running | Why is there an entire article devoted to running without shoes? |
| Bat and trap | An English bat-and-ball pub game. |
| Bladderball | Yale University's contribution to the world of team sports. |
| Bog snorkelling | The noble art of competitive snorkelling through cold, noxious bog water. |
| Bottle-kicking | A ruleless drunken rugby-like sport played every Easter Monday since the 1700s in Hallaton, Leicestershire. |
| British baseball | An intermediate species between cricket and baseball played in the hinterlands of Wales and Western England. |
| Butt Fumble | Be careful where you run with that ball, Mark. |
| Chess boxing | A sport that alternates rounds of speed chess and boxing. |
| David Arquette in World Championship Wrestling | "When you're out of ideas, make an outsider actor your World Champion", said no one ever. |
| Donkey basketball | A wild twist on a classic American sport. In this version, all players are required to ride or be touching a donkey to be play. |
| Dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV | "We haven't made any revenue this quarter? Let's spend millions of dollars on a Super Bowl commercial! There's no way we can lose!" |
| A drive into deep left field by Castellanos | If I had a nickel for every time Nick Castellanos hit a home run during the announcement of a tragic event, I would have 10 nickels. Which is kind of a lot. |
| Dwarf-tossing | A sporting competition where padded dwarfs are thrown by competitors. |
| Dwile flonking | A sport that gives a new meaning to the term "drinking game". |
| Elephant polo | Variant of polo that is played while riding elephants, mostly played by royals in Rajasthan. |
| Eton wall game | A sport played annually on St. Andrew's Day on a 5-by-110-metre (16 ft × 361 ft) field. The last goal was scored in 1909. |
| Extreme ironing | A sport whereby participants take an ironing board to a remote location and iron a few items of clothing. |
| Fair catch kick | A little-known way to score points in American football left over from rugby. Even Bill Belichick wouldn't call one in Super Bowl LI. |
| Fierljeppen | A Frisian sport where the objective is to jump over a trench. |
| Football tennis | Wimbledon meets Wembley... in Czechoslovakia. |
| Gillidanda | In this Indian game, instead of hitting a ball with a stick, players use a stick (danda) to hit another stick (gilli). |
| Grunting in tennis | Vocalizations made by certain tennis players including popular names such as Serena and Venus Williams and Novak Djokovic that have stirred some controversy for distracting opponents during play. |
| Hobby horse polo | Who needs real horses, anyway? |
| Laser Space Cannon | A purple beam shooting out of the roof of the Sacramento Kings' arena, lit after every Kings home win, that became a symbol of the team that broke the NBA's longest-ever playoff drought. |
| Lawn mower racing | Leaves the lawn in a very poor condition. |
| Mall walking | Usually done with larger groups of senior citizens. |
| Mass Transit incident | What happens when you combine a professional wrestler prone to violence with a 17 year old that had lied about his age and experience? |
| Mythical national championship | When is a champion not exactly a champion? |
| New Testament athletic metaphors | Blessed are the healthy in heart... |
| Pelota purépecha | You've heard of ice hockey, but how about fire hockey? |
| Public image of Roman Reigns | Pushed to the top of the wrestling world, he was rejected by fans, but WWE kept trying, and trying, and trying for years on end. By 2019, Reigns was the most hated man in wrestling, despite being (allegedly) the good guy. |
| Quidditch (real-life sport) | An international real-life sport, without magic objects. |
| Scorigami | A scoring combination that has never happened in a league's history. |
| Ski ballet | Skiers doing flips and spins on a slope. A smooth slope. Wearing skis. |
| Smiggin Holes 2010 Winter Olympic bid | During the 2002 Winter Olympics, the two Australian comedians who gave the world Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat (see "Animals in sports" below) launched a bid to host the 2010 Winter Olympics in New South Wales, Australia. |
| SpoGomi | A sport where teams have to collect as much litter as possible. |
| Sports-related curses | A variety of excuses for bad performance. |
| Stoolball | An ancestor of cricket (a game it resembles), baseball, and rounders. |
| Traditions and anecdotes associated with the Stanley Cup | An ice hockey trophy with a long history of abuse, superstition, and tests of buoyancy. |
| Ultimate Tazer Ball | A sport in which players must compete to get a large ball into the goal of the opposing team. Oh, and everybody is armed with a stun gun. |
| Volata | Football for fascists. |
| Welly wanging | Competitors are required to hurl a Wellington boot as far as possible. |
| Wife-carrying | One need not carry one's own wife to take part, although you may want to run away as fast as possible afterwards. |
| Wooden spoon | A Cambridge University tradition adopted by rugby league and rugby union, the Wooden Spoon is awarded to the last-placed team in a competition. |
| Yukigassen | Competitive snowball fighting. |
| Buzkashi | Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat. |
| Conger cuddling | The "most fun a person could have with a dead fish". |
| Egg tapping | One holds a hard-boiled egg and taps the egg of another participant with one's own egg intending to break the other's, without breaking one's own. |
| Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat | Sydney's other Olympic mascot. |
| Ferret-legging | A stunt in which a live ferret is put down one's trousers. |
| Fox tossing | A popular sport in 17th and 18th century Europe that involved tossing foxes and other live animals as high as possible into the air. |
| Goose pulling | Hang a live goose from a rope, gallop under it on a horse and pull its head off. What could be simpler? |
| Hamster racing | A uniquely British response to foot and mouth disease. |
| Kudu dung-spitting | Games for conservationists. |
| Kyz kuu | Involving a man and a woman racing horses. Described as a kissing game, but the woman wins by whipping the man. |
| Legend of the Octopus | If you're going to an ice hockey game in Detroit, be sure to bring your octopus. |
| Octopus wrestling | A sport which once attracted crowds of thousands to watch free divers wrestle North Pacific Giant Octopus from the waters of the Puget Sound. |
| Pig Olympics | An international contest between pigs. |
| Rabbit show jumping | Watership up, Watership Down. Watership up, Watership Down. Watership... |
| Robot jockey | Robots designed to ride dromedary camels. |
| Snail racing | Ready, steady, slow! |
| Teddy bear toss | A Christmas tradition in minor league ice hockey. |
| Turkey bowling | So much for "don't play with your food". |
| Vinkensport | Finch-singing in Belgium. More competitive than you might think. |
| Yak racing | A spectator sport held at traditional festivals in Tibet and Mongolia, among other places. |
| Margaret Abbott | Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement. |
| Sebastián Abreu | Prolific Uruguayan striker, most known for switching through clubs like his underwear. |
| Nasra Ali Abukar | Possibly the record holder for the slowest ever competitive 100-meter dash, after she got into the University Games by being related to the chair of the Somali Athletics Committee. |
| Sneeze Achiu | The first person of Asian descent and first Native Hawaiian to play in the NFL earned his nickname upon informing his teammates of how to pronounce his surname: "Sneeze it and you'll get it." |
| Anthony Ammirati | A French pole vaulter who went viral for appearing to knock over the bar with his, um, other pole in the 2024 Summer Olympics. |
| Arrhichion | A multi-time Olympic champion of the ancient Greek predecessor of MMA, who didn't let being dead stop him from retaining his title. |
| David Ayres | A 42-year-old arena building operator, who briefly played as an emergency goalie in the National Hockey League. |
| Paula Barila Bolopa | A swimmer from Equatorial Guinea, who – much like Eric Moussambani below – competed in the Sydney Olympics. Her time in the 50m freestyle is apparently the longest in Olympic history. |
| Steve Bartman incident | Similar to, yet also the polar opposite of, the Jeffery Maier incident (see below), a fan is blamed for causing the Cubs to lose that year's NLCS and continue the Curse of the Billy Goat. |
| Robert Bobroczkyi | A former college basketball player with a freakishly tall frame (7 ft 7 in)–he was already taller than his mother at age 8–who never got any playing time due to being severely underweight. |
| Philip Boit | How many other Kenyan skiers can you name? |
| Steven Bradbury | Australia's first Winter Olympics gold medalist, who won speed skating gold after everyone in front of him crashed. |
| Iván Buhajeruk | An Argentine YouTuber who in 2024 signed a contract with the Deportivo Riestra club to play a professional soccer match......and possibly the person with the shortest professional football career in history, as he was substituted after 59 seconds. |
| Rogério Ceni | It's not often you see a goalscoring goalkeeper in soccer, much less one with over 100 recorded goals. |
| Oksana Chusovitina | Most gymnasts plan retirement in their 20s – she's 40 and still going! |
| Cup of coffee | A minor-league player who makes it to the majors just long enough to have a... |
| JamesOn Curry | In perhaps the most extreme example of the above, his NBA career lasted a grand total of 3.9 seconds. JamesOff, perhaps? |
| Curse of Billy Penn | How a skyscraper in Philadelphia kept the city's sports teams from winning championships for over 20 years. |
| Curse of the Colonel | Colonel Harland Sanders wreaks revenge from beyond the grave on a Japanese baseball team. |
| Rajai Davis | "Quick, Jason, ride me to Citi Field, I've been called up!" |
| Ali Dia | A guy who tricked his way into English soccer team Southampton by claiming he had won 12 caps for Senegal, was related to George Weah and had played for Paris Saint-Germain. In 2007, The Times branded him the worst-ever player in top-flight soccer. |
| Daniel Dye | A man who got arrested for quite literally busting a nut. |
| Dock Ellis | Baseball pitcher who, among other things, threw a no-hitter while under influence of LSD, and once tried to hit every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup. |
| Eddie the Eagle | A British sportsman famous for coming last in the 1988 Winter Olympics ski-jump competition. |
| Sidd Finch | A fictitious baseball player who learned yoga in Tibet and could pitch a fastball at 168 miles per hour, among other things. Such irregularities in his biography did not stop Mets fans from believing he was real. |
| Eddie Gaedel | A 65-pound (29 kg) baseball player, 3 ft 7 in (1.09 m) tall. Career on‑base percentage: 1.000. |
| Sajjad Ganjzadeh | Getting your head kicked isn't always bad – it won this Iranian an Olympic gold medal. |
| Dolly Gray impostor | Possibly the least known NFL player in history. |
| Rachael Gunn | An Australian breakdancer whose less-than-smooth moves took the Olympics by storm. |
| Ferdinand Habsburg | One of the greatest racing drivers Austria has to offer. He's also the heir to the throne of one of Europe's most powerful royal families, but nevermind that. |
| Hannes Þór Halldórsson | An Icelandic filmmaker who also served as the national team's goalkeeper during their most successful period in history and saved a Lionel Messi penalty kick in the World Cup. |
| Hans Heyer | You didn't qualify for a Formula 1 Grand Prix, but you still want to race? Then infiltrate! |
| John Hilton | A man who won the men's singles at the European Table Tennis Championships despite being only the fourth-ranked player at his local YMCA. |
| Hubertus von Hohenlohe | A blue blooded Alpine skier, from the frozen wastes of Mexico City. |
| Carlos Kaiser | A footballer who managed a decade-long career despite lacking pro-level ability and never playing a regulation game. |
| Shizo Kanakuri | An Olympic marathon runner who took a 54-year detour. |
| Oliver Kirk | It's not unusual for a boxer to win two (or more) Olympic gold medals. But it is unusual for them to be won in the same edition. |
| Evel Knievel | A biker known for his numerous stunts, and accidents during said stunts. |
| Kyle Larson | A NASCAR driver who is most known for three things: crashing and taking down the catchfence at Daytona, saying a racial slur during a virtual race during a pandemic, and winning the NASCAR Cup Series championship. Among other things. |
| Bob Lemon | A below-average MLB hitter suddenly gets put on pitching duty after other players said he was good at it when they fought in World War II together. Now he's in the Hall of Fame. |
| Marx Lenin | Attacking midfielders of the world, unite! |
| Dimitrios Loundras | How many 10-year-olds can boast of having an Olympic medal? |
| Jeffrey Maier incident | A twelve-year-old helped the Yankees win the pennant. |
| Mendoza Line | Baseball's standard for underperformance. |
| Eric Moussambani | A swimmer from Equatorial Guinea in the 2000 Summer Olympics whose time in the 100m freestyle was seven seconds behind the winner - of the 200m freestyle. |
| José Offerman | Former baseball player who is most remembered for charging the mound with a bat in one game and attempting to punch an umpire in another. |
| Phantom ballplayer | A baseball player who spent time on an MLB roster without actually playing, or occasionally one who never existed. |
| Fuahea Semi | As though being a luger from Tonga wasn't unusual enough, he tricked the world's media and the International Luge Federation for more than two years into believing that he bore the same name as a German lingerie firm. |
| Josip Šimunić | A Croatian footballer booked three times before being sent off in the 2006 World Cup, and also known for giving Ustaše chants to the crowd. |
| Sturla Snær Snorrason | An Icelandic alpine skier who (as of October 2018) has competed in 1 Olympic Games and 2 World Championships, but has yet to finish a single race. |
| Atlanta Black Crackers | A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname. |
| Baltimore Colts relocation to Indianapolis | How an entire NFL team relocated to another city overnight. |
| DPMM FC | A Bruneian football club that has played in the Malaysian Super League and Singapore Premier League, despite their home ground being over 1,000 kilometers away from either country. |
| Eritrea national football team | A football team which has withdrawn from tournaments because its players often escape the country. |
| FC Slutsk | How a group of Australians brought worldwide fame to this modest Belarusian football club. |
| Federated States of Micronesia national under-23 football team | Only 3 games played, 0 goals scored, 114 conceded. |
| Fernie Swastikas | A Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo. |
| Jamaican bobsled team | The real life inspiration for the film Cool Runnings. |
| London Rippers | A Canadian independent league baseball team that modeled its logo and mascot after Jack the Ripper. Local feminists were not amused, but Rush Limbaugh came to the team's defense. |
| Mongolia national baseball team | They've only scored 3 runs at the Asian Games. Without ever finishing a game, because of the mercy rule. |
| Neom SC | A city that does not yet exist has already a soccer team! |
| New Zealand national team nomenclature based on the "All Blacks"Badminton New Zealand | When your national rugby team is successful, what do you do? Follow New Zealand's example and rebrand all of your other sports teams as something similar to them, including a badminton team that tried to rename itself "Black Cocks". |
| Oorang Indians | An all-Native American NFL team put together as a marketing gimmick to sell Airedale Terriers and known more for its halftime dog shows than for its football play. |
| Plainfield Teachers College | Their American football team was unbeaten ...and non-existent. |
| Sark national football team | Also known as The Bad Lions, the only national team that failed to ever score a goal. |
| Sport in the Principality of SealandSealand national football team | Sports in a micronation with a permanent population of 2. |
| Somalia national bandy team | The only African national bandy team is seated in Sweden. |
| SteaglesCard-Pitt | Sports teams get relocated all the time (especially in the NFL), but what if they had mergers? Wartime conscription during World War II forced the Pittsburgh Steelers to do exactly that. Twice. |
| Tropical nations at the Winter Olympics | More than just Jamaican bobsledders. |
| Vatican City national football team | The squad makes up more than 2 percent of the national population. |
| Vatican Taekwondo | A sporting team with no athletes. |
| Washington Generals | The only basketball team whose job it is to lose, again and again, to the same team. |
| Wichita Monrovians | A Negro League baseball team that played a game against the KKK and won. |
| Windsor Swastikas | Another Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo. |
| Wyoming State Penitentiary All Stars | Baseball on death row. The team had a 100% record (because if they lost, their execution date would be brought sooner). |
| 24 Hours of Lemons | An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race. |
| Australian Football International Cup | The "World Cup" of Australian rules football...in which Australia does not participate. |
| Bobby Jones Open | There's only one name in contention to win this golf tournament. |
| Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake | Don't let it get away! |
| Enhanced Games | The Olympics, just without drug testing requirements. They hope an athlete can beat Usain Bolt's 100m dash record soon. |
| Fan Controlled Football | The world's first professional sports league completely owned by its fans. |
| Henley-on-Todd Regatta | An Australian boat race that is cancelled when there is water in the river. |
| International Rutabaga Curling Championship | Rutabaga curling originated in the frosty December climes of Ithaca, New York. |
| Isles of Scilly Football League | A round-robin, twenty-matchday league between only two teams. |
| Lingerie Football League | "Uniforms consist of helmets, shoulder pads, elbow pads, knee pads, garter belts, bras, and panties." Renamed the Legends Football League in 2013 and Extreme Football League in 2020, with the garters, bras, and panties replaced by slightly more modest performance sportswear. |
| Naha Great Tug-of-War Festival | Requires thousands of participants and a 40-metric-ton, 1.5-metre diameter rope. |
| Pillow Fight League | The first rule of Pillow Fight League is that you do not discuss Pillow Fight League. |
| RoboCup | The goal of this robotics project: to create a robot soccer team that can beat the most recent FIFA World Cup winners. |
| Rocket Racing League | A racing league intending to use rocket-powered aircraft to race a closed-circuit air racetrack. |
| Ultimate Typing Championship | Created in order to promote typing and find the fastest typists in the United States of America. |
| World Black Pudding Throwing Championships | A super championship for a super food. |
| World Naked Bike Ride | Other human-powered transportation modes are acceptable too. |
| 1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game | The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman). |
| 1916 VFL season | Finishing the regular season with the worst record...and as champions? |
| 1967 NFL Championship Game | Often called "The Ice Bowl", a game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers played in absolutely frigid conditions, at a temperature of −15 °F (−26 °C) (and that's before the wind chill.) |
| 1969 Talladega 500 | "Them dang unions trying to bust my race that I paid millions for because of tire failures! What am I ever going to do now?" - Probably NASCAR CEO Bill France Sr. |
| 1978 CONCACAF Champions' Cup | The only time in the history of association football in which an official championship ended up being championed ex aequo by more than one team; in this case there were three. |
| 1991 Recopa Sudamericana | An international football tournament that was not played because one team won both tournaments that were required to be won in order to play in it. |
| 1992 Troy State vs. DeVry men's basketball game | The highest scoring NCAA basketball game ever. |
| 2004 AFL Cairns Grand Final | A regional Australian rules football grand final that devolved into an all-in brawl just seconds after the national anthem ended. |
| 2005 United States Grand Prix | A race in which 14 out of 20 drivers retired before the start of the race. |
| 2012 Daytona 500 | The 54th running of the Daytona 500 (which was supposed to start on Sunday afternoon) did not finish until early Tuesday morning because of rain and a freak jet dryer accident. |
| 2014 Hiram vs. Mount St. Joseph women's basketball game | How a dying teenager's wish became one of the year's biggest stories in American sports. |
| 2021 Belgian Grand Prix | The shortest race in Formula One history, notable for its lack of any actual "racing", but instead three laps of caution in the rain. |
| 2023 Turkish Super Cup | Due to venue issues, one team had to abandon this final two minutes after the start of the match. |
| Announcerless game | The first NFL game to be played in complete silence. |
| AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne | Taking own goals to the extreme. |
| Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics – Men's marathon | The worst-run Olympic event in history. No water in the blazing Missouri heat, a winner who'd been poisoned by his trainers, the "winner" being disqualified for "illegal use of cars", a postman joining at the last minute and a tribesman being chased by aggressive dogs. Among other things. |
| Australia 31–0 American Samoa | The most lopsided "fair" match in association football history since World War I. |
| Barbados 4–2 Grenada | A strange rule change in this soccer match saw one team defending both goals for several minutes, then winning 4–2 despite only scoring three goals. |
| Battle of Bramall Lane | An English professional association football match that was ended at the 83rd minute because the home team lost too many of their players due to injuries and red cards. |
| Battle of Surfaces | Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal went head-to-head to determine which court was more victorious: grass or clay? |
| Campbells Creek vs Primrose (1990) | The only time a senior Australian rules football team kicked at least one hundred goals in a game, which took more than three hours to complete due to the sheer amount of time needed to retrieve the ball after all one hundred (plus three) goals. |
| Collision in Korea | A WCW pay per view event in 1995 wasn't so unusual. A professional wrestling match in North Korea, however, is a once in a lifetime event. |
| Coventry City 2-2 Bristol CityWest Germany 1-0 Austria | Match fixing with benefits. |
| Disco Demolition Night | What could go wrong with encouraging people to bring unwanted disco albums to a baseball doubleheader and blowing up the records between games? |
| Game of three halves | A football game restarted from scratch after its scheduled referee arrived. |
| Heidi Game | The last-minute comeback in this American football game wasn't seen by television viewers, as the network cut off the game to show the children's film Heidi. |
| Isner–Mahut match at the 2010 Wimbledon Championships | A record-breaking 11-hour, 5-minute tennis match at the Wimbledon 2010. |
| Ka I 21–18 Hang Sai | Basically the same as AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne (see above) but only this time it was both teams who did it. |
| Mormons vs. Mullets | December 2, 2020: An unbeaten college football team finds itself with an unexpected open date... and another unbeaten team is looking for a game. December 3: Game on. December 5: Kickoff. |
| One-armed versus one-legged cricket | According to Charles Dickens: "The one-legged men were pretty well with the bat, but they were rather beaten when it came to fielding." |
| The Play | Before going onto the field for your postgame musical performance, make sure the game is over. |
| Satō–Suzuki Baseball Match | Remember the Josh fight? Well, get ready for the baseball fight between the two most popular surnames in Japan! |
| Swimming at the 1896 Summer Olympics – Men's sailors 100 metre freestyle | Not just any old sailor - this most niche of events was only open to those serving in the Greek Navy. |
| Ten Cent Beer Night | A Major League Baseball game that tried to attract fans with a beer promotion got progressively worse, until an all-out riot broke out at Cleveland Stadium. |
| Underarm bowling incident of 1981 | An infamous end to an international cricket match that was arguably not cricket at all. |
| Wrestling at the 1912 Summer Olympics – Men's Greco-Roman light heavyweight | Possibly the longest final in any Summer Olympic event. Also possibly the only one where no gold medal was awarded (ignoring those Olympics where gold medals had yet to be introduced). |
| Blood-vomiting game | "Go" is serious business. |
| Buzzword bingo | A synergistic, forward-thinking game where you can leverage your strategy by avoiding... Bingo! |
| The Campaign for North Africa | The peak of wargaming, this frighteningly complex beast is estimated to take over a real-time decade to complete (you know, if you want to eat and sleep as well). |
| The Game | A mind game in which players try not to think about The Game – which means that, by reading this, you just lost The Game. |
| Ghettopoly | An unauthorized version of Monopoly that played on black and other stereotypes. The NAACP was not amused. |
| Kanchō | Popular among East Asian children, this "game" is played by going up to someone and sneakily poking them in the ass. |
| Mornington Crescent | A deceptively tricky game of navigating the London Underground—don't be caught in Nidd! |
| Potato race | On foot, a tame activity for children. On horseback, a chaotic no-holds-barred blood sport where anything goes–except biting. |
| USA Rock Paper Scissors League | Organised finger sport. |
| War on Terror, the Board Game | A boardgame satire of the real War on Terror that has proved so popular, it has ended up in national museums, in a TV sitcom, as part of a military training simulation and as a teaching aid in higher education institutions. |
| Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic | Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions. |
| Bongcloud Attack | An explanation of why 2. Ke2 is the height of modern chess theory. |
| Carlsen–Niemann controversy | Chess doesn't always produce drama, but when it does, it's glorious. A tale of cheating, lawsuits, and vibrating butt plugs. |
| Chess on a really big board | Self-explanatory. |
| Fairy chess pieces | Looking to spice up a game of chess? Throw one of these into the mix. |
| Human chess | Enacted by costumed "pieces" on a scaled-up chessboard. |
| Kasparov versus the World | "The greatest game in the history of chess", per Kasparov. His opponent suffered from flame wars, poor chess software and accusations of ballot stuffing. |
| Poole versus HAL 9000 | "I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it..." |
| Taikyoku shogi | Japanese 'ultimate chess', with over 400 pieces per side. |
| The Turk | An 18th century chess computer, which turned out to be a hoax. |
| 1593 transported soldier legend | Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City. |
| Baltic Sea anomaly | Looks like someone left their Millennium Falcon underwater. |
| Bigfoot trap | Believed to be the world's only Bigfoot trap. |
| Brites de Almeida | A legendary 12-fingered Portuguese baker who baked a group of Castilian soldiers in her oven as part of the fight for Portuguese independence. |
| Cottingley Fairies | A successful photographic hoax in 1910s England which fooled Arthur Conan Doyle. |
| Count of St. Germain | The original Tommy Wiseau, an eighteenth century polymath who made a number of contradictory claims about his origins, including that he was 500 years old. People have also claimed he is an important theosophical figure who many have claimed to have met years after his supposed death in 1784. |
| Easter Bilby | How do you have an Easter Bunny in a country that has had a bad experience with rabbits? With an Easter Bilby of course! |
| Faxlore | Forms of folklore circulated via fax machine. |
| Feral child | Children raised without parents. |
| Flying ointment | A hallucinogenic ointment said to be used by witches in the Early Modern period. |
| Ghost rockets | Unexplained rocket-shaped objects spotted in Sweden in 1946. |
| Grand Canyon Egyptian cave | An Egyptian cave in the Grand Canyon? A widely 1909 newspaper story about this discovery... happens to be a hoax. |
| Green children of Woolpit | A tale of two purportedly green children who ate nothing but beans and claimed to be from a place where the sun never shone called Saint Martin's Land. |
| Headless men | The most unknown, yet bizarre and intriguing, humanoid monsters in European mythology. Possibly more famous nowadays for having a cameo in Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. |
| Headless Mule | They've got fire in place of their heads. Because regular mules are for weak people. |
| Heraclitus the Paradoxographer | Before there were 14-year-old Internet atheists, this guy was saying "um, ACKSYUALLY" about Greek myth. |
| Icelandic Elf School | Possibly the only school granting elf-spotting degrees. (Though certificates are also available from John Oliver.) |
| Josiah S. Carberry | An expert on cracked pots, and one of only three fictional people to have won the Ig Nobel Prize. |
| Kaspar Hauser | A German youth who claimed to have grown up in the total isolation of a darkened cell, and was once thought to be linked to the princely House of Baden. |
| Liver-Eating Johnson | A 19th-century mountain man with a penchant for revenge and the consumption of livers. |
| Machine elf | An entity that people claim they become aware of after having taken tryptamine based psychedelic drugs such as DMT. |
| Man-eating tree | Hoaxes and unsubstantiated reports in Madagascar and elsewhere. |
| Mapinguari | A cyclops in the Amazon rainforest. |
| Mari Lwyd | It's all fun and games until the horse skull comes knocking on your door. |
| Mariko Aoki phenomenon | Japanese expression referring to a sudden urge to defecate that is felt upon entering bookstores. |
| Monkey-man of New Delhi | Reports in 2001 of a strange monkey-like creature appearing in New Delhi at night and attacking people. |
| Nightmarchers | One of the coolest creatures in Hawaiian folklore, a group of ghost warriors from the past that walk throughout the island, armed with oceanic weapons. |
| Osculum infame | To greet Satan, you had to kiss his ring... and we're not talking about jewellery here. |
| Panotti | And you thought you had atypically large ears. |
| Pérák, the Spring Man of Prague | A legendary local character who first popped up during the Nazi occupation of Czechoslovakia. |
| Père Fouettard | Santa's nasty friend from Alsace/Lorraine, who whips children. Has many a possible (and strange) origin. |
| Phantom social workers | Mysterious claims of "social workers" seeking to abduct infants and children. |
| Prester John | Asia's only Christian king. |
| Pseudo-mythology | Myths that aren't real. (As opposed to myths that are real?) |
| Rods | Photographic anomalies which some think are undiscovered flying creatures or miniature UFOs. |
| Russian reversal | In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU! |
| Spring Heeled Jack | A mysterious character said to have existed in England during the Victorian age. |
| Telling the bees | An alternative explanation for the declining bee population. |
| Tió de Nadal | A log that defecates sweets for Catalan children on Christmas eve. |
| Titivillus | The patron demon of scribes, responsible for many errors. |
| Tsukumogami | According to Japanese folklore, if you keep a household item for 100 years, it becomes alive with a spirit, and may grow a face and teeth. |
| Utsuro-bune | An alien encounter, or just a foreign woman who'd been caught adrift? Who knows? |
| Vagina dentata | The tooth, and nothing but the hole tooth. |
| Vampire pumpkins and watermelons | In Balkan legend, an explanation for the blood-red streaks across these fruits: that they'd been left out on a full moon night, and thus turned by vampires. |
| Vril | A book by the "dark and stormy night" guy that spawned rumours about German secret societies, a real master race living underground, and Nazi UFOs. |
| Well to Hell | A 9-mile (14 km) borehole drilled by Soviet scientists uncovers the sounds of millions of damned souls. Hot stuff, if it weren't for the fact it was an urban legend. |
| Witch window | A superstitious practice in the State of Vermont to prevent witches from flying through open windows at night. |
| Yonaguni monument | Between Japan and Taiwan lies the last remnant of the sunken continent of Mu (or rather, a natural rock formation that looks interesting enough to pass as it). |
| Bake-danuki | Uses its testicles as a weapon. |
| Beast of Gévaudan | A mammal(s) that went on a killing spree in southern France in the 1700s, causing significant and expensive Royal intervention. |
| Bonnacon | A mythical ox which flings burning dung at its enemies from its rear and horn. |
| Cattle mutilation | The alleged killing and subsequent mutilation of cattle, sheep or horses by unknown perpetrators. Some say they may be aliens. |
| Chupacabra | A legendary creature in the folklore of parts of the Americas, generally reported in Latin America, that preys on livestock. |
| Cynocephaly | A kind of human-wolf hybrid where only the head is dog-like. |
| Dog spinning | Do Bulgarians really twizzle their domestic canines to foretell prosperity? The British Green Party thinks so, and they're not happy about it. |
| Drop bear | A fictitious Australian marsupial supposedly related to the koala. |
| Fearsome critters | North American lumberjack folklore, with Axhandle hounds and jackalopes. |
| Flying pig | The classic impossibility has been officially proved possible by the Internet Engineering Task Force: "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." |
| Gef the talking mongoose | A poltergeist-like creature which claimed to have been an 80-year-old Indian mongoose, alleged to have haunted a Manx cottage during the 1930s. |
| Humanzee | A hypothetical(?) human/chimpanzee hybrid. |
| Jersey Devil | A mythological creature said to inhabit the New Jersey Pine Barrens. |
| Liver bird | A legendary cormorant or eagle that is the symbol of a major English city. |
| Living entombed animal | Tales of toads and other creatures supposedly remaining alive encased in stone. |
| Lluvia de Peces | It's raining fish in Honduras. |
| Mamlambo | One of the most interesting beasts in Zulu folklore. |
| Mongolian death worm | A large, bright red worm that kills using acid and electrical discharges – allegedly. |
| Montauk Monster | Actually a decaying raccoon... or is it? |
| Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus | An endangered creature, whose major predator is the sasquatch. Apparently. |
| Phantom kangaroos | They're not just found in Australia. |
| Popobawa | A bat-winged monster from Zanzibar said to sodomize people during election campaigns. |
| Pig-faced women | A lesson never to compare a person's children to pigs when pregnant, lest you be cursed. |
| Rat king | Not the rodent monarch familiar from The Nutcracker, but a rare (some say nonexistent) phenomenon in which a group of rats grow up with their tails tangled in a knot. |
| Reptilian humanoid | A recurring theme in fiction, especially science fiction, pseudoscientific theories and conspiracy theories. |
| Rhinogradentia | A fictitious mammal order documented by an equally fictitious German naturalist. |
| Sea monk | An aquatic hallelujah. |
| Sidehill gouger | Fictional creatures said to inhabit the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia and the southwestern sandhills of Saskatchewan. |
| Spherical cow | "Consider a spherical cow in a vacuum..." |
| Squonk | A Pennsylvania-based creature that cries constantly because it's so ugly. The most relatable mythical animal. |
| Tarasque | One of the strangest mythical beasts in France. |
| Vegetable Lamb of Tartary | Money might not grow on trees, but maybe sheep do. |
| Widow's man | A strange myth that fishmen and seamen have been telling for centuries now. |
| Absurdistan | The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq. |
| Bagism | A social ideology created by the Beatle John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono which involves wearing a bag over one's entire body to promote peace and equality. |
| Beard Liberation Front | A British interest group which campaigns in support of beards and opposes discrimination against those who wear them. |
| Berners Street hoax | The day that all of London gathered at one house. |
| Birth tourism | Going on vacation to get a different citizenship for the child. |
| Frank Chu | All he wants is royalties for being featured in a real life soap opera broadcast in 12 galaxies – or was it 785,249,000,000,000? |
| Correspondence between the Ottoman sultan and the Cossacks | Amongst other insults and profanity, it supposedly told Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire to fuck his mother. |
| Crypt of Civilization | A time capsule not to be opened before 8113 A.D. |
| Cutting in line | How rude! |
| Eggplant emoji | These are totally friendly emoji, having no hidden sexual meanings at all, right? |
| Peach emoji | |
| Elaine Davidson | A Brazilian woman that has the record of having the most piercings in the face. |
| Erika Eiffel | Wife of the Eiffel Tower. |
| Elvavrålet | The time of night when Swedish university students throw open their windows and scream their stress away. |
| Escalator etiquette | Which side are you on? |
| Fat men's club | Social clubs for the weightiest members of society. |
| Female husband | Women who specifically marry other women whilst pretending to be men. |
| Jenaro Gajardo Vera | A Chilean lawyer who claimed to own the Moon. |
| Justo Gallego Martínez | A Spanish Catholic priest who, for almost seven decades, single-handedly constructed his own church. |
| Georgia Guidestones | A granite monument commissioned to help guide humanity, which became the subject of conspiracy theories, and the target of a bomber. |
| Guerrilla gardening | "Quick... torch on... plant those carrots!" |
| Go Topless Day | A day to advocate topfreedom for women. |
| Great Stork Derby | The strangest competition in Canadian history: female residents of Toronto were promised a financial reward to give birth to the most kids in just ten years. |
| Charles Harrelson | One of the most infamous hitmen in US history... and the father of actor Woody Harrelson. |
| He never married | A euphemism often used in mid-20th century obituaries in United Kingdom for gay men. |
| Marie Sophie Hingst | The late German historian and blogger who claimed to be born to Holocaust survivors, despite not being Jewish. |
| Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles | Not a ninja turtles fan group, but "an honorable drinking fraternity composed of ladies and gentlemen of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar." |
| Japanese adult adoption | The vast majority of adoptees in Japan are childless adult males, adopted by families needing a strong heir or a male successor for their businesses. |
| Elizabeth Klarer | A 20th century Afrikaner woman who claimed that she dated an extraterrestrial being and gave birth to an alien. She later wrote two books about this. |
| Knobbly knees competition | A favourite in holiday camps all over the UK. |
| Hideaki Kobayashi | A man in his sixties dressed as a schoolgirl. Completely innocent, trust us. |
| Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle | A television show produced by the North Korean government intended to educate the public on good and bad hairstyles. |
| Long-term nuclear waste warning messages | How do you warn people to stay away from nuclear waste repositories, in a way that will be understandable 10,000 years from now? |
| Jean-Marie Loret | He (and his children) claimed that he was the son of an affair between his mother and a WW1-era, pre-infamy Adolf Hitler. |
| Mónica Macías | The daughter of Equatoguinean president Francisco Macías Nguema who grew up in North Korea, with Kim Il Sung himself serving as her second father. |
| Man in Business Suit Levitating emoji | 🕴️ |
| Man of the Hole | The last survivor of an uncontacted tribe in Brazil, and arguably the world's loneliest person. |
| Mitsuyasu Maeno | Porn actor, yakuza member, Japanese ultranationalist and failed assassin. |
| Mongrel complex | A concept regarding an inferiority complex reportedly felt by some Brazilians. Coined following an especially agonizing World Cup loss. |
| Montreal–Philippines cutlery controversy | A 7-year-old boy's eating habits became an international incident. |
| Neturei Karta | An international organization of Orthodox Jews that oppose Israel. |
| Niche insurance | Insure yourself against being abducted by aliens, losing your genitalia, or conceiving the second Christ. |
| Panty tree | Trees covered in various articles of clothing cast off by ski lift passengers. |
| Pole and Hungarian brothers be | A two-nation proverb often cited, usually while drinking, in both Poland and Hungary. |
| Poop emoji | An emoji representing a pile of feces, usually with a cartoony face, which is considered to be good luck in Japan, and used for disapproval and humor in the West. |
| Posthumous marriage | Saying til death do us part" with someone who's already dead. |
| The Queue | A queue, stretching for 10 miles at one point, all the way to Southwark Park, formed by Britons in September 2022 in order to pay their respects to their late sovereign. |
| Sentinelese | An autonomous Stone Age human tribe which completely avoids contact with the outside world. |
| Society for Indecency to Naked Animals | We will certainly not tolerate unclothed animals! Concocted as a joke, but managed to get an actual following. Moral panics has gone too far... |
| South Korean National Liberation Front Preparation Committee | A pro-North Korean organization in South Korea. |
| 1803 Gatton by-election | A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law. |
| 1876 United States presidential election | Forget 2000; this was the closest election in American history. With election fraud of all kind, sky-high tensions, and worries the nation would fall back into civil war over the winner, the champion of this election was decided by 15 people just 56 hours before inauguration day. |
| 1927 Liberian general election | The most fraudulent election in recorded history, with a voter turnout of 1,680%. |
| 1945 Mongolian independence referendum | The only documented referendum in history to end with 100% of people voting for the same option |
| 1952 Texas gubernatorial election | A gubernatorial election in which Democratic nominee Allan Shivers won in a landslide against Republican nominee... Allan Shivers. |
| 1986 Illinois gubernatorial election | Followers of a bizarre political figure hijack an election, and force one of the main candidates into running under a different party. |
| 1991 Louisiana gubernatorial election | Who would you rather vote for: a suspected felon or the former Grand Wizard of the KKK? Louisiana fortunately chose correctly. |
| 2018 Makassar mayoral election | In which Munafri Arifuddin ran unopposed for mayor of Makassar, Indonesia, won more than 250,000 votes, and lost. |
| 2024 Qatari constitutional referendum | When an entire nation voted to never vote again. |
| Above Znoneofthe | A Canadian politician who changed his name so that people would misread it as "none of the above" on the ballot (with the Z added to appear at the end of the list) and pick his name by mistake. However, he was printed on the ballots not as "Znoneofthe Above" but as "Above Znoneofthe", and his (almost) masterminded plan failed. |
| Alaska Mental Health Enabling Act | An apparently innocuous piece of congressional legislation that became the subject of outrageous but widely believed conspiracy theories in 1956. |
| Almost Naked party | A Russian political scandal where several celebrities attended a party wearing very little, with one person only wearing a sock on his penis. |
| André Dallaire | How often do would-be assassins break into a Prime Minister's residence without resistance? |
| Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany | A satirical party formed in the 1980s. Some of its main objectives include balkanizing Germany, legalizing all drugs and creating so-called "fuckpooling centers". |
| Antanas Mockus | The surprisingly effective mayor of Bogotá, Colombia, known for civically-targeted publicity pranks. |
| Anti-Japaneseism | Advocates for self-inflicted genocide. |
| Anti-PowerPoint Party | Fighting the overuse of Microsoft PowerPoint in offices since 2011. |
| Bald–hairy | Russian leadership has alternated between bald and hairy leaders since 1825. |
| Banned in Boston | Boston now has a reputation as a liberal city, but it wasn't always so... |
| Barack Obama "Joker" poster | You wanna know how I got these scars? |
| Alejandro Cao de Benós | A Spanish man who is the only non-Korean person to officially work for the North Korean government. Benós is also featured in some documentaries about North Korea, such as The Propaganda Game and The Mole: Undercover in North Korea. |
| Biotic Baking Brigade | Pie-throwing anarchists. |
| Boris Skossyreff | Belarusian adventurer, who tried to seize the monarchy of Andorra and called himself Boris I of Andorra. |
| Jamaal Bowman | A former U.S. Representative from New York who was censured for pulling a fire alarm. |
| British Israelism | A long discredited form of British nationalism, by way of the idea that the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel made their way to Britain. |
| Brown Dog affair | Political scandal that resulted in police protection for the statue of a dog. |
| Bung Moktar Radin | A Malaysian politician known for his notoriously unparliamentary behavior, including shouting "fuck you" on the Dewan Rakyat floor and tweeting "long live Hitler" after a World Cup match. God knows how he managed to retain his position for the last 20 years. |
| Bunga bunga | Nobody knew what it meant, until one Italian politician made it mean "kinky sex". |
| Bushism | Any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors that have occurred in the public speaking of former United States President George W. Bush. |
| Candy Desk | A desk on the floor of the U.S. Senate has been kept filled with candy since 1968. |
| Charles the Bald | A 9th century emperor of the Carolingian Empire who is depicted in artwork as having a full head of hair. |
| Chernomyrdinka | Russia can do Bushisms too. |
| Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office | An official government position in the United Kingdom. |
| Count Binface | An intergalatic warlord and British political candidate (formerly Lord Buckethead). |
| Celso Daniel | A city mayor in Brazil who was, allegedly, assassinated in 2002 by criminals, but many people say that he was murdered for political reasons. Within five years, seven witnesses were found dead. To this day, the case remains unsolved. |
| Frank Collin | A Jewish Neo-Nazi. |
| Congressional office lottery | The process that determines when representatives in the House can pick their rooms, host to such rituals as playing Frank Sinatra songs and Jedi mind tricks. |
| Crusade of Romanianism | 1930s Romania saw possibly the world's only political movement which attempted to synthesize fascism with libertarian socialism. |
| Darth Vader in Ukrainian politics | Yes, the Sith Lord himself has participated in elections in Ukraine. So much that a Lenin statue was modified to replicate his likeness. |
| David Rice Atchison | Possibly President for a day, only finding out after his "term" had ended. |
| Deez Nuts | A satirical candidate who ran for president during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and polled 10% at his best. In the polls, he had defeated other notable candidates such as Harambe, Beast Mode, Darrell Castle (this one is real), and nearly Jill Stein. |
| Democracy sausage | Part of Australia's tradition of holding a fundraising sausage sizzle at polling places on election day. Not connected to the observation about similarities between how laws and sausages are made. |
| "Dewey Defeats Truman" | When Thomas E. Dewey was falsely thought to have defeated Harry S. Truman in the 1948 election. |
| Diella | The world's first AI-generated cabinet minister. |
| Division of Batman | A former electoral district in Melbourne, Australia. And no, it wasn't named after the superhero. |
| Dizzy Gillespie 1964 presidential campaign | Had it succeeded, it would have created a dream cabinet including Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, and Ray Charles; the White House would be renamed to the Blues House. |
| Donald Duck Party | A non-existent political party, at occasions among the top ten parties in Swedish parliamentary elections. |
| Donald Trump and handshakes | Who knew people had this much to say about how Donald Trump gives handshakes? |
| Dunwich | Another rotten borough which had almost entirely fallen into the sea over two centuries before it was abolished. Not to be confused with the other Dunwich... |
| Ed Miliband bacon sandwich photograph | The biggest enemy of British politician - and then Leader of the Opposition - Ed Miliband? A simple bacon sandwich. |
| 1933 double eagle | An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own. |
| 2018 Samsung fat-finger error | When new Samsung Securities shareholders became 112 trillion won (1,017,719,218.54 USD) richer. |
| BackpackersXpress | It's hard to see what went wrong with this proposal to fly Boeing 747s full of singing, dancing and drinking backpackers between Australia and the UK. |
| Bank of England £100,000,000 note | If you thought the largest UK banknote was £50, then you're VERY wrong. |
| Big Ass Fans | Hey, it's not a lie. |
| Big Mac Index | Ronald McDonaldonomics. |
| Billboard Utilising Graffitists Against Unhealthy Promotions | Or "BUGA-UP" for short. An Australian group of subversive artists who live up to their self-description by defacing tobacco and alcohol billboard advertisements to promote healthy living. |
| Bitcoin buried in Newport landfill | How far would you go to take back your money? |
| Boss key | A special button on an application used to quickly mask an employee's counterproductivity. |
| CeX | It sells. |
| Christmas Price Index | How much it would cost to buy (or hire) all the items in the Twelve Days of Christmas each year. |
| Dead cat bounce | In finance, a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining stock, because "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height." |
| Dead mall | That formerly active and popular mall that no one goes to anymore. |
| Elongated coin | What better souvenir than a mangled and defaced penny. |
| EURion constellations | Not-so-secret recognition patterns you can find on banknotes. |
| Fedspeak | Federal Reserve Board statements were made deliberately cryptic so no one understood them. |
| Financial Modeling World Cup | An esport competition of financial modelling, using Microsoft Excel. |
| Fixed price of Coca-Cola from 1886 to 1959 | For over 70 years, the price of a bottle of Coke in the U.S. was five cents. |
| Fukuppy | A branding exercise by a Japanese refrigeration company, which turned into a, well, ... |
| GameStop short squeeze | Internet traders meme their way into a battle for Wall Street. To the moon! |
| Gruen transfer | Shopping malls are designed to confuse the customer, making them more susceptible to impulse buying. |
| Prix Guzman | A French Academy of Sciences prize to be given to the first person to communicate with a celestial body, other than Mars (widely believed to be inhabited at the time), and receiving a response. It caught the attention of Tesla among others, but was not awarded until 1969. |
| Hallmark holiday | A holiday that seemingly exists primarily for commercial purposes. |
| Hemline index | The other reason why CEOs like women with short skirts. |
| Hungarian pengő | The worst inflation in history caused this currency to be replaced with another that was 400 octillion times its value. |
| Inflatable rat | Common tool of U.S. labor unions. |
| IKEA pencil | Free, popular, and even used in surgery. |
| Kongō Gumi | The world's oldest company that is still in operation today. |
| Maid café | So cuteeee. |
| Men's underwear index | An economic indicator popularised by Alan Greenspan. |
| Meme coin | Actual traded cryptocurrencies based on internet memes. |
| Merchant Marine of Switzerland | A landlocked country with a significant commercial fleet. |
| Money burning | For behaviour modification, political notoriety and a warm fireplace. (See also K Foundation Burn a Million Quid above.) |
| Olim L'Berlin | A Facebook page that urged Israelis to move to Germany by comparing prices of a popular Milky pudding. |
| Oil futures drunk-trading incident | A rather costly drunken mistake. |
| Operation Bernhard | A Nazi plan to cause hyperinflation in the UK by way of forged banknote dropping. |
| Purple squirrel | Mythical creature, a job candidate with precisely the right education, experience, and qualifications that perfectly fits a job's requirements. |
| Rai stones | Stone money, some of which is 3 meters (10 ft) in diameter, and weighs 4 metric tons (8,800 lb). |
| Gerald Ratner | Business 101: If you own an incredibly popular jewellery company, maybe don't publicly announce that your products are all cheap garbage. |
| Slum tourism | And if you look to your left you will see an impoverished minority neighborhood. |
| Swastika Laundry | A laundry service whose electric vans cheerfully displayed the notorious symbol around Dublin until the 1960s. |
| Tanganyika groundnut scheme | A scheme, stymied by a lack of water, to grow peanuts where none had been grown before. |
| Therbligs | In motion studies, the elemental motions used by a person when performing a process in the workplace. Named by and after Frank Bunker Gilbreth and Lillian Moller Gilbreth (yes, the parents in Cheaper by the Dozen). |
| Ting Hai effect | A sudden drop in the stock market that follows whenever Hong Kong actor Adam Cheng stars in a new TV show. |
| Tingo GroupDozy Mmobuosi | A seemingly magical Nigerian agri-fintech company that was once valued for more than $1 billion. Actually discovered to be a personal vehicle for its founder, who's now charged with securities fraud. |
| Toyokawa Shinkin Bank incident | How idle chatter between three high school girls led to a 2-billion-yen bank run. |
| Trillion-dollar coin | A concept that was proposed as a way to bypass US debt-ceiling crisis through the minting of high-value platinum coins. |
| Tulip mania | The first recorded asset bubble was for Dutch tulips, which at the peak of the mania sold for 10 times a skilled artisan's income. Disputed to have ever occurred by some. |
| "Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!" | An ad campaign that figured the best way to sell cigarettes is to show all the consumers with black eyes. |
| Veblen good | Goods whose demand increases as price increases, violating the law of demand. |
| 1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack | The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic. |
| 1995 San Diego tank rampage | They say that being in a tank gives you the high ground. It certainly reigns true here. |
| 2007 Boston Mooninite panic | A guerilla marketing campaign for an animated TV series that quickly became a homeland security issue. |
| Sada Abe | Sensational journalism—from the Land of the Rising Sun. |
| Acoustic Kitty | A failed CIA experiment at using a cat for covert surveillance. |
| Animal trial | Historically, the law in some areas of Europe subjected animals to criminal liability for their conduct. |
| Attempted theft of George Washington's skull | Alas, poor George! |
| Baby Jesus theft | When a child is gone... |
| Batman rapist | Batman's back at it again, but this time it's actually a sex offender who attacked women in the city of Bath. |
| Bowling Green massacre | A nonexistent massacre mentioned by the Trump administration, subject to parody. |
| Burke and Hare murders | What is the best way to accelerate scientific progress? Killing people, of course. |
| Canadian Pacific Air Lines Flight 108 | Non-suicide aircraft bombings for insurance money have been done afterwards, but certainly not for the purposes of elopement. |
| Chamoy Thipyaso | At 141,078 years, she holds the record for the longest prison sentence without lifetime imprisonment – and didn't even serve 1% of it. |
| Chewbacca defense | "Now, why would Wikipedia have an article about the Chewbacca defense? That does not make sense!" |
| Michael Cicconetti | A judge renowned for his strange alternative punishments. |
| Cicada 3301 | Criminals or puzzle enthusiasts? |
| Commission Regulation (EC) No. 2257/94 | The infamous "bendy banana law", this seemingly-dry piece of EU quality standards legislation convinced the UK media and many ordinary people that Brussels had banned bananas from being curved. One of the most infamous Euromyths. |
| Confraternities in Nigeria | In Nigeria, university student societies have been frequently linked to kidnapping, sexual assault and mass murder. |
| Crime in Antarctica | It's not the Wild West—er, South. |
| Crime in Vatican City | Because of its low population and large number of tourists, the statistics suggest the average citizen commits two crimes per year. |
| Dead Man's Statute | Enacted to prevent a witness from testifying about communications with a dead person. |
| Easter Act 1928 | The government of the United Kingdom legally mandated a change of date for Easter Sunday to a period of seven days - and then never actually enforced it. |
| Emo killings in Iraq | Music fans killed for their alleged Satan worship and homosexuality. |
| Expert wizard amendment | New Mexico narrowly avoided requiring all psychiatrists testifying in court to put on a robe and wizard hat. |
| Free Bench | An unusual English legal custom permitting a widow to inherit her deceased husband's land. In one version, she would have to ride into court backwards on a black ram while reciting a nonsense verse. |
| Glasgow ice cream wars | In the 1980s, violent conflicts between ice-cream vendors (who also sold drugs and stolen goods) left six people dead. |
| Troy Leon Gregg | Escaped from death row, got killed in a bar fight that same night. |
| Disappearance of Johnny Gosch | In 1982, a 12 year-old went missing. As of 2023, the case is still unsolved, and Gosch's whereabouts remain a mystery. However, Gosch's mother claims that he visited her in 1997, and in 2006 she found a photo sent by an anonymous person to her front door. |
| Guano Islands Act | This strange piece of legislation enables citizens of the U.S. to take possession of islands containing guano deposits. |
| Gresham cat hostage taking incident | In 1994, a cat was taken hostage by its owner in a store. The owner would later get shot and killed by police. |
| Robert Hanssen | Tasked by the FBI to help rat out Soviet spies. The problem? He was one of them. |
| Helen Duncan | The last woman convicted under the UK's Witchcraft Act. Her favourite trick: "ectoplasm" made out of fabric and egg. |
| Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal | A craft store chain purchases stolen Iraqi artifacts. |
| Hungry judge effect | Pray your hearing doesn't come right before lunch. |
| "I know it when I see it" | "Not that, but something sort of like that?" |
| Indianapolis FedEx shooting | A mass shooting at a FedEx perpetrated by a Brony. |
| Intellectual property protection by Nintendo | See that mushroom growing in your backyard? That belongs to Nintendo. |
| John Smeaton | Sometimes, the best way to avoid a terrorist attack is to simply kick the terrorist in the balls. |
| John "Half-hanged" Smith | They tried to hang him, but he survived. Later attempts to try him fizzled out until they just decided to deport him to America. |
| Kvissel murder | An incident when a 16 year old girl whose boyfriend is actually a 29 year-old Iraqi Islamist extremist. The couple was not known for their age gap, but rather for the killing of said 16 year old girl's mother. |
| Lake Erie Walleye Trail cheating scandal | "We got weights in FISH!!!" |
| Learned Hand | Thanks to his name, this American judge could've part-timed as a superhero—"The Learned Hand of the Law" has a nice ring to it. Given his impact on tax law, his birth name of Billings Learned Hand is even more apropos. |
| Jay Leiderman | The lawyer that represented Anonymous. |
| Lesbian rule | Not the replacement for the Patriarchy, but an archaic term meaning legal flexibility (and originally a building tool from Lesbos). |
| Ley de fugas | Prisoners were allowed to escape, as an excuse to kill them for trying to escape. |
| Viola Liuzzo | One of the FBI's darkest criminal cases. |
| Rodrigo Rosenberg Marzano | A Guatemalan attorney who arranged his own death and blamed it on the President, seeking justice for his murdered girlfriend. |
| Massachusetts School Laws | How 17th-century Massachusetts sought to rid itself of the Prince of Darkness. |
| Matrix defense | A claim that the defendant committed a crime under the belief of being inside a simulated reality. The defense has been successful more than once. |
| Gary McKinnon | How a UFO enthusiast with Asperger syndrome was able to hack into the US government's computers. |
| 2008 French mistaken virginity case | France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin. |
| 62 Cases of Jam v. United States | When is imitation jam not jam? |
| Batman v. Commissioner | Batman said his teenage son was his partner. The Commissioner wasn't having any of it. |
| FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite | In some ways, the U.S. government is more powerful than Superman. |
| Myra Clark Gaines | The woman who initiated the longest-running court case, lasting 57 years. |
| Hermesmann v. Seyer | A Kansas Supreme Court case that decided that a 13-year-old boy who was molested by his 17-year-old babysitter had to pay for her child support. |
| Iceland v Iceland Foods Ltd | Who has a greater claim to the name Iceland - a country established in 874 or a British retailer founded in 1970? |
| Jarvis v Swans Tours Ltd | A legal complaint about the lack of gemütlichkeit during a Swiss Christmas holiday. |
| Lawsuits against supernatural beings | Even if you can serve process on them, they are unlikely to show up in court. |
| Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc. | Would you expect to be able to swap 7 million points (worth $700,000) for a Harrier jump jet (worth $22 million)? This man did and took Pepsi to court when they failed to supply him one. Unsurprisingly – to everyone except him – he lost the case. |
| Louisiana ex rel. Francis v. Resweber | Do you still count as "executed" even if you didn't die? This was a surprisingly contentious issue. |
| Manacled Mormon case | The religious rape case that became a movie and involved the cloning of a dog. |
| Mattel, Inc. v. MCA Records, Inc. | The lawsuit that occurred because of a parody song about a barbie girl living in a barbie world. |
| Memoirs v. Massachusetts | A U.S. Supreme Court case concerning whether the 1748 book Fanny Hill was entitled to First Amendment protection. One of the dissenting opinions contained an extensive discussion of the supposedly pornographic content. |
| McMartin preschool trial | The most expensive trial in US history. Amid the 1980s' day-care sex-abuse hysteria, hundreds of children wasted 7 years of court time and $15 million of public money by telling bizarre and fanciful tall tales. |
| Microsoft v. MikeRoweSoft | When your name is too good not to buy a domain name featuring. |
| Miles v. City Council of Augusta, Georgia | Can a city require a business license for a talking cat, and does the cat have free-speech rights? |
| Monkey selfie copyright dispute | An actual monkey made a monkey out of the law. |
| Nix v. Hedden | The US Supreme Court decides that the tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit. |
| Pearson v. Chung | Also known as the $54 million pants case, or "The Great American Pants Suit" according to one Wall Street Journal reporter. |
| Stambovsky v. Ackley | Also known as the "Ghostbusters case", the court ruled that a house in Nyack, New York was legally haunted by ghosts. |
| State v. Linkhaw | He sang so badly in church that a jury found him guilty of "disturbing a religious congregation". |
| Sudanese goat marriage incident | A man in South Sudan caught having sex with a goat and punish by being forced to marry said goat and pay its dowry. |
| Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case | Teddy bears: they're cute, they're cuddly, they're... blasphemous? |
| Tickle v. Giggle | Yes, this is a real trial name. |
| Trial of Arne Cheyenne Johnson | The first and only murder case where demonic possession was used as a defense. |
| Toy Biz, Inc. v. United States | Are the X-Men humans under U.S. law? |
| Trial of the Pyx | Whence the British Pound lands in court every year. |
| TXO Production Corp. v. Alliance Resources Corp. | $19,000 in compensatory damages, $10 million in punitive damages. |
| United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff | Who has jurisdiction over Satan? |
| United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness | The FDA will not tolerate misbranding. |
| United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins | The fins won a case that turned on whether buying something from someone counts as "aiding or assisting" them. |
| United States v. Barker | A court case with the shortest opinion ever, reading, "The United States never pays costs". |
| United States v. Causby | Planes vs. farmers. |
| United States v. Ninety-Five Barrels Alleged Apple Cider Vinegar | When is apple cider vinegar not apple cider vinegar? |
| United States v. Strong | A court case about someone who supposedly had an accident in a courtroom's bathroom, covering much of it. |
| Bachelor tax | Implicit in many jurisdictions which offer a marital tax relief. |
| Beard tax | Used to be imposed in England and Russia. |
| Breast tax | An unusual tax meant to enforce the caste system in an indirect way. |
| Chicken tax | A U.S. tariff on trucks, which resulted in a period of chicken trade related tension known as the Chicken War. |
| Flatulence tax | When you keep a lot of cattle, you're contributing significantly to the greenhouse effect ... aren't you? |
| Taxation of illegal income in the United States | Don't worry: you can deduct your illegal activity expenses. |
| Bamboo torture | Death by a growing bamboo shoot. |
| Blood eagle | The "wings" were your lungs pulled out through your back. |
| Brazen bull | Encased in bronze and boiled to death, with wind instruments attached so your screams would turn into moos. Notable victims: its inventor and the guy it was invented for. |
| Charivari | A form of vigilantism, more loud than violent. |
| Disneyland with the Death Penalty | Best way to describe Singapore according to William Gibson. |
| Drunkard's cloak | Attire for the village drunk. |
| Enhanced interrogation techniques | No inhumane torture over here... |
| Half-hanging | For when you don't want to go all the way. |
| Hanged, drawn and quartered | Dark Ages punishment for high treason. |
| Music in psychological operations | Music used to especially torture prisoners of war. |
| Pitchcapping | A hat made of tar was molded on to your head, then ripped off, taking your skin with it. See also tarring and feathering. |
| Poena cullei | Taking a fatal trip down the river with a dog, snake, monkey, and rooster (none of whom did anything wrong). |
| Republican marriage | A form of execution in which a naked man and woman are tied together and drowned. (What did you think it was?) |
| Rhaphanidosis | For sex crimes in classical times, you got a radish shoved up your rear. |
| Riding a rail | Not being punished on a train – rather, you'd be paraded to the edge of town on a solitary fence rail and dumped on the roadside. |
| Scaphism | Probably the worst ever execution method – the condemned was enclosed in a pair of boats, covered with milk and honey, and eaten to death by insects. |
| Schwedentrunk | Victims were bound and were forced to swallow large amounts of foul liquid, usually excrement. |
| Scold's bridle | A muzzle for the nagging wife. |
| Washing out the mouth with soap | That'll teach you to say dirty words! |
| Whipping boy | A boy who received corporal punishment for misdemeanors of a prince; as well as some of his privileges. |
| Abeguwo | Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well... |
| Adorcism | For when you want spirits inside you. |
| Asher yatzar | A Jewish blessing, read to praise the ability to excrete urine or faeces. |
| Axinomancy | Foretelling the future by looking at an axe or hatchet. |
| Ben Hana | A homeless man in Wellington, New Zealand who worshiped the Māori sun-god Ra (not to be confused with the ancient Egyptian sun-god Ra). |
| Bhekuli Biya | "Frog marriage", designed to bring rain. At least one has ended in divorce in order to stop floods. |
| Blood Quran | A Quran supposedly written in Saddam Hussein's blood. |
| Braco (faith healer) | Meet the Gazer and be healed with a single glance. |
| Cargo cult | Tribal rites and rituals developed in the belief they will attract the goods, wealth and materials – the "cargo" – of a more technologically advanced and affluent culture. |
| Coca-Cola Fatwa | It's the real thing... and thankfully, it's not haram. |
| Coconut Religion | A religion founded in Vietnam that advocates subsisting solely off of coconuts and coconut milk, created a "Coconut Kingdom" on an islet of the Mekong River, and referred to its leader and founder as "His Coconutship". |
| Crepitus | A Roman god of flatulence (allegedly). |
| Ded Moroz | Like Santa, but Russian, and blue. |
| Dendera light | Does an engraving of the Egyptian creation myth show that Ancient Egypt had lightbulbs? As it turns out, no. |
| Dhana Kumari Bajracharya | A woman did not walk for 60 years. |
| Disconnection (Scientology) | The result of a poor signal with Scientology. |
| Fluffy bunny | A controversial epithet in Wicca. |
| Gang Bing | After his act of self-castration, he became the patron saint of eunuchs. |
| Haitian Vodou and homosexuality | Surely a troll, you say? No! A perfectly legitimate article! |
| High-Heel Wedding Church | Want to get married in a giant shoe in Taiwan? |
| International date line in Judaism and Jewish law in the polar regions | Jewish law can get tricky when you travel to Hawaii... or go for a hike near the North Pole. |
| Jerusalem syndrome | For some people, a visit there is just too much. |
| Jewish pope Andreas | A Jewish pope..? |
| Johnson cult | Was US President Lyndon B. Johnson worshiped as a god in Papua New Guinea? |
| Judeo-Masonic conspiracy theory | Can't decide whether to blame the Jews or the Freemasons? The conspiracy nuts have you covered. |
| Kachera | Sikh underwear. |
| Kapo (mythology) | The Hawaiian fertility goddess, known for having a detachable vagina. |
| Khecarī mudrā | How to maximise your spiritual energy: shove your tongue up your nose. |
| Lou de Palingboer | God sells eels? |
| Jesús Malverde | A popular saint among drug dealers in Mexico. |
| Matshishkapeu | The "fart man" of Innu mythology. Don't cross him or he'll make you constipated. |
| Missionary Church of Kopimism | To Ctrl+C is human; to Ctrl+V is divine. |
| Mizab al-Rahma | The holiest rain gutter in Islam. |
| Oomoto | L. L. Zamenhof as kami. |
| Open-source religion | And we're not talking about the Church of Emacs either. |
| Overseas Shinto | Turns out, even despite the fact that most Overseas Japanese are followers of Buddhism and most followers of Shintoism live in Japan, Shintoism can be followed overseas. |
| Prince Philip movement | A religious movement on the island of Tanna in Vanuatu which holds that Queen Elizabeth II's late husband, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, was a divine being. |
| Pseudoskepticism | The philosophical or scientific argument that tries to appear skeptical, but really is trying to prove a position, as in "I don’t see enough evidence that we landed on the moon". |
| Raël | A French journalist who started a religion named after himself in the 1970s. |
| Religion in Antarctica | There's no continent on Earth without organized religion. |
| Reincarnation Application | Must be filed by all living Buddha within the People's Republic of China before they are allowed to reincarnate. |
| Religious pareidolia | A tendency to see religious imagery in the textures of corn chips, cinnamon rolls, toast, clouds, etc. |
| Saint Urho | A fictitious saint of Finland created in Minnesota. |
| Silver Sisterhood | A bizarre neo-Victorian Irish spiritual movement with a sideline in creating text adventure games, including the first 18-rated game. |
| Sin-eater | An old belief that someone eating over a body would consume the sins of the deceased. |
| Space opera in Scientology | L. Ron Hubbard's history of the universe, including alien Invader Forces, "little orange-colored bombs that would talk" and brainwashing episodes in "a railway carriage quite like a British railway coach with compartments". |
| John Murray Spear | This guy thought Frankenstein was a how-to guide, and created Robo-Jesus. |
| Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case | How a British schoolteacher teaching overseas in Sudan got in trouble for letting her six-year-old students name a teddy bear "Muhammad". |
| Taghairm | A couple of uncomfortable methods of fortune telling. |
| Temple of Priapus | A religion based on the worship of the phallus. |
| 1268–1271 papal election | If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place. |
| Carlo Acutis | Gamers don't die, they get canonized. |
| Adam–God doctrine | A previous belief held by the Mormons that said Adam was a space alien who became God on his death. |
| Alexamenos graffito | Possibly the oldest depiction of the crucifixion of Jesus was made by a boy mocking his Christian peer by depicting the Messiah with a donkey for a head. |
| The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters | Started by Peter the Great, and consisted mostly of drinking and partying. |
| As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly | An oldie but a goodie from the Bible. |
| Jim Bakker | Televangelist founds a Christian theme park so successful that it competes with Disneyland, gets arrested for fraud and loses his park, then promptly returns to televangelism upon release. Also admitted to never fully reading the Bible until his imprisonment, and to getting information on it from Lyndon LaRouche. |
| Banquet of Chestnuts | Enough to make even the most committed and diehard Roman Catholic agree that the church was in a pretty poor state at the time of the Reformation. |
| Bible errata | A typesetter's complaint finds justification in Psalm 119. |
| Cadaver Synod | In 897, Pope Stephen VI had the body of the former Pope that appointed him, Pope Formosus exhumed, dressed in papal vestments and then seated on a throne while he read charges against it and conducted a trial. |
| Caganer | A traditional Catalan statue, similar to a garden gnome, that depicts a person defecating. Often included in Catalan nativity scenes or other Christmas decorations. |
| Christmas in Nazi Germany | The Nazi Party reinvented Christmas by removing a certain baby boy raised in the Jewish faith. |
| Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God | A fundamentalist Mormon group with a surprisingly large body count. |
| Chute na santa incident | An infamous kicking of a saint. Apparently done to one-up a rival TV network's previous blasphemous broadcasting. |
| Clare of Assisi | Because she claimed to have seen and heard Mass on the walls when she was ill, she was made the patron saint of television in 1958, despite dying 674 years before television was invented. |
| Harold Davidson | A 1930s Church of England clergyman, known as "The Prostitutes' Padre", who was defrocked and later died after being mauled by a toothless lion. |
| Donus II | A Pope falsely believed to have existed during the 970s, and was recognized as a legitimate Pope for two centuries. |
| Ejaculatory prayer | A short and impulsive prayer not—as the name may suggest—a prayer related to ejaculation. |
| Ruben Enaje | A former construction worker from the Philippines who has been voluntarily crucified 36 times as of 2025. |
| Ezekiel 23 | One of the odder visions from God: a piece of Rule 34 with Samaria and Jerusalem portrayed as women who sleep around. |
| The Family International | A Christian-ish cult founded by a man too nutty even for Jim Jones and focused on sex. Followers' relationship with Jesus is erotic (with men having to imagine themselves as women so it isn't gay), and they previously used Flirty Fishing, where prostitution meets proselytizing. You won't be surprised to hear that there's a lot of child sexual abuse involved. |
| Feast of the Ass | No... this isn't about that ass. It's an old tradition where a girl and a child on a donkey go to church together, with the donkey sitting beside the altar during the sermon. |
| Freedomites | A Canadian religious cult that bombed and set fire to public buildings. All while nude. |
| Gambling on papal conclaves | How much you wanna bet he's going to be Catholic? |
| General Butt Naked | A former Liberian warlord who found Christ and now preaches to the communities he committed atrocities against would be pretty odd even if he weren't called... that. |
| Great Disappointment | Hundreds of people were convinced the world would end on a very specific date. Turns out they were wrong. Ahem. |
| Hell house | A type of Christian horror house to make children more pious. |
| Holy Prepuce | One of several relics purported to be associated with Jesus. Also known as The Holy Foreskin. (See also Circumcision of Jesus.) |
| Jesus H. Christ | Does it stand for Henry? |
| Kolob | God's home planet, so say the Mormons. |
| LOLCat Bible Translation Project | In teh beginnin, Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez an da urfs n stuffz... |
| Luce | Don't mess with this jubilee mascot! She has the power of God and anime on her side! |
| Mental health of Jesus | It's always "How can I see the Son of God?" and never "is he okay?". |
| Miracle of the Sun | 70,000 people in Portugal gather to witness a miracle and are treated to an inexplicable solar event. |
| Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God | Suicide cult or mass murder? You decide. |
| Murder of Wu Shuoyan | Attacked by cultists in a McDonald's. |
| Non-canonical books referenced in the Bible | The Bible refers to lost books – even pagan ones – much more than you'd think. |
| Omphalos hypothesis | The answer to all the evidence against creationism – maybe the Earth was created to look like it was billions of years old! |
| Phallic saint | Figures of holy people, but a hundred times more hung. |
| Pope Joan | Medieval documents cite the existence of a female pope – proof of a Vatican cover up or a blasphemous slur? |
| Pope John numbering | There have been 21 legitimate Popes John, but there have been two known as John XXIII. |
| Pope Michael | Elected Pope in 1990 (by six people, including his parents) as a conclavist opponent to the current Pope, while not even an ordained priest. |
| Pornocracy | A near-60-year period, also known as Saeculum obscurum or the "Rule of the Harlots", where the Popes were controlled by the women of a corrupt noble family. |
| Prophecy of the Popes | According to this document, the Pope is the one who will bring about the fall of Rome. Most aren't convinced. |
| Rod of Iron Ministries | The cult of the AR-15, which holds ceremonies where firearms are blessed and whose leader wears a crown of bullets. |
| Rumspringa | Amish Gone Wild. |
| Saint Guinefort | A Saint who was also a dog. Not to be confused with this Saint, who was also a dog, Sort of, or the Saint whose name is a breed of dog |
| Secret Gospel of Mark | An incredibly elaborate forgery, or proof Jesus was gay? |
| Self-crucifixion of Mattio Lovat | An Italian attempts to crucify himself in public settings. Two times. And prevented by passerby in both attempts. |
| Seventh-day Adventist Church in Tonga | One of only a few territories (others notably including Samoa and Kiribati) where the famously Saturday-observing church observes the Sabbath on Sunday. |
| Church of the SubGenius | Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives. |
| Dinkoism | The belief that a Malayalam Mighty Mouse ripoff is the one true God and the creator of the Universe. |
| Dudeism | A religion/philosophy/lifestyle (who knows?) inspired by the characteristics of "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski. Believe it or not, plenty of people do abide by it. |
| Flying Spaghetti Monster | The basis of a satirical religion created to make fun of intelligent design. |
| Iglesia Maradoniana | A religion with the Argentine footballer Diego Maradona as its god. |
| Invisible Pink Unicorn | You can't prove it doesn't exist. |
| Jedi census phenomenon | According to the 2001 census, "Jedi Knight" was the fourth-largest "religion" in England and Wales. |
| Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption | A legally recognized religion created by comedian John Oliver for the sole purpose of exempting his show from taxes by way of the Religious Tax Exemption. |
| Adrian Carton de Wiart | Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate. |
| Angels of Mons | Phantom bowmen from the Battle of Agincourt rose up from the dead to enact justice on the invading German Empire during the Battle of Mons... supposedly. |
| Michael Angelo Aquino | Army officer, psychological warfare specialist and advocate for them to be used on American civilians... oh, and founder and high priest of an occult magic order. |
| Vasily Arkhipov | One man who averted the United States and the Soviet Union causing the end of the world. |
| Bolivian Navy | A 5,000 man navy for a landlocked country who really miss having a coastline. |
| Boot Monument | In celebration of Benedict Arnold's foot. |
| Caspian Sea Monster | Actually a product of the Cold War. |
| Jack Churchill | Longbows and broadswords weren't used in World War II. Or were they? |
| The Crucified Soldier | A Canadian soldier who was reportedly crucified with bayonets during the Second Battle of Ypres...ouch. |
| CONOP 8888 | The Pentagon's zombie apocalypse plan. |
| Boston Corbett | English-born soldier who killed John Wilkes Booth. Devoutly religious to the point of eccentricity, he was later committed to a mental institution, and disappeared after escaping from it. |
| D-Day Daily Telegraph crossword security alarm | Crossword puzzles: A major danger to national security. |
| Demob suit | Imagine the feeling: you've come back from war and they've given you a nice civilian suit, but it's too small for you. |
| Devil Eyes | This CIA psyop plan called for Hasbro to make G.I. Joe style figures of Osama bin Laden with a hidden demon face underneath. |
| Dreadnought hoax | A practical joke at the expense of the Royal Navy, inspiring the influential Bloomsbury Group. |
| Guy Gabaldon | Helped capture over a thousand Japanese soldiers during the WWII battle for Saipan when he was only 18. |
| Juan Pujol García | A spy who worked as a double agent for the Nazis and the United Kingdom during World War II. |
| General Butt Naked | Don't laugh. |
| Henry Gunther | The last man to die in World War I, and quite possibly the dumbest. |
| Simo Häyhä | Showed some extraordinary Finnish sisu in the Winter War against the Soviets. |
| Ice cream barge | Warning! Delicious creamy goodness ahead! |
| Kamikaze | A series of typhoons which were said to have prevented two Mongol fleets from invading Japan, seven years apart. |
| Koshiro Tanaka | A salaryman who decided he wanted to do more with his life... and achieved this by joining the mujahideen to fight the Soviets. |
| Aimo Koivunen | Finnish soldier in the Continuation War, and first documented case of meth overdose during combat. |
| Lehi | A Zionist militant group founded in 1940 who oxymoronically tried to ally with the Nazis. |
| Line-crossing ceremony | An initiation rite performed when a ship crosses the equator. |
| Alan Mcilwraith | A call center worker who pretended to be a British Army officer, and then pretended to be a magician. |
| Wilmer McLean | It can be said that the American Civil War both started and ended in one man's front yard. |
| Miss Russian Army | A beauty contest minus the swimsuit competition but plus the automatic weapons drills. |
| Montauk Project | Real military science experiment or urban legend? Maybe the civilians who were in full view of the military base will be able to tell you. |
| Moro Islamic Liberation Front | A rebel, some might say terrorist, group in the Southern Philippines who may or may not be aware that their initials are also an acronym for mom I'd like to... |
| Mozart Group | An ambitious American private military company created for the purpose of supporting Ukraine during the 2022 Russian invasion. Fell apart after less than a year due largely to underfunding, infighting and rowdy soldier behavior. |
| Navies of landlocked countries | Mongolia once had one of the world's largest navies. Today they have one vessel with a crew of seven sailors, one of them able to swim. |
| Nebraska Admiral | The landlocked U.S. state of Nebraska and its "Great Navy". |
| Night Witches | An all-women Soviet bomber regiment who, despite flying in wooden training planes (or perhaps because of it), were highly successful and featured 23 different Heroes of the Soviet Union. |
| NORAD Tracks Santa | A tradition with the American and Canadian military to track Santa Claus for children. |
| Hiroo Onoda | A Japanese soldier who hid out in the Philippines during World War II, refusing to surrender until 1974. |
| Stanislav Petrov | Another man who potentially averted nuclear war. |
| Pentagon UFO videos | Yes, they're official. |
| Philadelphia Experiment | An alleged experiment in 1943 involving electromagnetic technology to render vessels invisible. |
| Portuguese Fireplace | A fireplace in the middle of the New Forest. |
| Project A119 | If you can't land on the Moon, nuke it. |
| Ratlines | The underground secret lines for fleeing Nazis after World War II. |
| Russian warship, go fuck yourself | An eternalized catchphrase of the Russo-Ukrainian war. |
| Shi Yousan | Early 20th-century Chinese general who seemingly made it his life mission to betray everyone he met. |
| Siachen Glacier | The world's highest battlefield, with very predictable terrain. |
| Otto Skorzeny | His career reads like several thriller novels in a row; he worked for the Nazis, Franco, Nasser, Perón, and apparently Mossad as a hit man (without ever denouncing Nazism). |
| Henry Tandey | Allegedly met a young Adolf Hitler during World War I and spared his life. |
| The terrorists have won | Or have they? |
| András Toma | A Hungarian soldier taken as a prisoner of war by the USSR in 1945 and declared dead... until he turned up in a Russian mental hospital in 2000, having not spoken to anyone for 55 years. |
| Corporal Jackie | A baboon owned by a draftee who didn't want to leave him behind, he ended the First World War as a South African corporal, having picked up several injuries and a habit of saluting superior officers. |
| Dickin Medal | Only awarded to animals. |
| Moose cavalry | The supposed moose cavalries of Sweden and Russia. |
| Sergeant Siwash | A duck that loved beer and helped in World War II by attacking a Japanese rooster, and had a Purple Heart even considered for her injuries. She later died from liver disease (unrelated to loving beer, apparently). |
| Sergeant Stubby | The only dog to be promoted to sergeant through combat. |
| United States Camel Corps | Full-blooded Arabian mount, imported! |
| Wojtek | Arguably the most extraordinary soldier of all time. |
| 1998 Sokcho submarine incident | North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port. |
| Anglo-Zanzibar War | The world's shortest war. It literally lasted 38 minutes. |
| Attack of the Dead Men | Russian combatants looking like zombies win the battle by scaring away the Germans. |
| Attack on Marstrand | A Danish-Norwegian siege in Sweden that succeeded partly because the Danish commander used all sorts of trickery to force a Swedish surrender. One popular story tells that he ordered his soldiers to walk slowly and in larger groups so it looked like there were more of them. |
| Bahia incident | Did you know that the American Civil War also took place in Brazil? |
| Battle of Castle Itter | American and German soldiers team up against the Nazis in a battle for a medieval castle. Not the first German vs. German conflict in the last days of the Second World War, though; see also Operation Cowboy. |
| Battle of Domažlice | A Hussite army routs the twice as numerous crusading Holy Roman army with the power of singing. |
| Battle of Fishguard | That time when France tried to invade Wales, got drunk and surrendered because they took the British forces too seriously. |
| Battle of Karánsebes | How the Austrians fought against themselves over liquor and resulted in 1,200 own casualties. |
| Battle of Lake Baikal | Czechoslovak Legionnares stole a steamship and won a naval battle against the Red Army. |
| Battle of Tanga | A World War I battle where 8,000 British troops were defeated by a German-led force of 1,100 Askaris – aided by swarms of angry bees. |
| Battle of the Crater | If you're going to blow up the enemy, don't run into the crater right after and let them shoot you like fish in a barrel. |
| Battle of the Herrings | An incident during the siege of Orléans, where French and Scottish forces attempted to stop a supply convoy full of barrels of herring. |
| Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprising | When you're subject to execution for being late, what else can you do but revolt? |
| Dai Hong Dan incident | North Korea and the United States team up to defeat Somali pirates. |
| Eclipse of Thales | Lydia and Media had been fighting for six years, until an eclipse happening during one of their battles abruptly convinced them to stop. |
| Empresa de China | Spain's plan for an Iberian-Filipino-Japanese motley crew to take over China. Cancelled after England sunk the Armada. |
| Emu War | Final score for this one: Emus 1, Australians 0. |
| Exercise Tiger | Fire live ammunition over your troops' heads and do so in close proximity to enemy boats? What could possibly go wrong? |
| Flagstaff War | A war that started between British military forces and the indigenous Polynesian people in New Zealand after a flagstaff was cut down four times. |
| Football War | A six-day war fought between El Salvador and Honduras in 1969 that was triggered by a game of football (soccer). |
| Gombe Chimpanzee War | A four-year war, fought between two groups of chimpanzees in Tanzania. |
| Huéscar | When one town joined a war on the opposite side from the rest of its country, then forgot about it for 170 years. |
| If Day | A simulated Nazi invasion of the Canadian city of Winnipeg, complete with book-burning, arrests of politicians, and newspaper censorship. |
| Incident at Petrich | Greek soldier chases his pooch across the Bulgaria border. Warfare nearly ensues. |
| Invasion of Iceland | How do you stop an enemy nation from invading a neutral country? By invading it yourself, as the British did. |
| Iowa Cow War | A battle between cow ranchers and the state of Iowa over tuberculosis testing. |
| Kettle War | Only one shot was fired, which hit a soup kettle. |
| Lobster War | A particularly heated dispute over whether lobsters swim or walk. |
| Ochomogo War | In 1823, Costa Rica had a civil war to join a country that had already disappeared. |
| Operation Cottage | The Japanese never showed up. |
| Operation Gideon | "How many boats do we need to topple the regime in Venezuela? Just two, right? Two is good." |
| Operation Mincemeat | The true story behind the best-reviewed West End musical of all time. |
| Operation Pastorius | Hitler's disastrous attempt to sabotage America from the inside, including one guy who left his confidential documents on a train, two others who accidentally revealed they were secret agents, and two who just turned themselves in. |
| Operation Paul Bunyan | An American and South Korean military operation conducted over a tree. |
| Operation Pig Bristle | A daring air force operation to transport 25 tonnes of pig bristles from Chongqing in China to Hong Kong during the Chinese Civil War. The bristles were shipped to Australia to be made into paint brushes. |
| Operation Red Dog | A group of American and Canadian white supremacists plot to independently filibuster a small Caribbean nation. A plan straight from the mid-1800s: foiled in 1981. |
| Operation Tamarisk | Claimed to be the most successful intelligence operation in the Cold War; emptying supplies of Soviet toilet paper, forcing them to use documents, and retrieving these documents after use. |
| Operation Wikinger | Poor communication leads to the German air force scoring a great victory ... against the German navy. |
| Pastry War | Looting a pastry shop? This means war! |
| Pig War | A war between the United States and the British Empire that almost erupted over one dead pig. |
| Taiping Rebellion | One of the most lethal wars in history centers around a Chinese man claiming to be the brother of Jesus Christ. |
| Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years' War | A "war" that lasted 335 years without a single shot being fired, between the Netherlands and the tiny Isles of Scilly. |
| Toledo War | A war between the State of Ohio and the Michigan Territory that resulted in one injury and over a century of bitterness. |
| Toyota War | A war in the last phase of the Chadian–Libyan conflict, named after the Toyota trucks that were used in the battle. |
| Turkish Abductions | A 1627 slave raid by Turkish pirates off the coast of Iceland. |
| Vue Pa Chay's revolt | A colonial tax revolt also known as the "Madman's War" due to being led by a guy who would climb trees to take orders from heaven. |
| War of the Bucket | Supposedly started when Modenese soldiers stole a bucket from a city well in Bologna. (They actually stole it later during the war as a trophy) |
| War of Jenkins' Ear | A nine-year war, started when Captain Robert Jenkins complained that the Spanish Coastguard had cut off his ear. |
| War of the Donkey | Two Venetian noble families go to war over a single donkey. Just one. It probably died during the conflict anyway. |
| Anti-tank dog | Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives. |
| Antonov A-40 | The "flying tank", an experimental Soviet tank with wings and tailboom, meant to glide into the battlefield, ready for combat. Trials were unsuccessful. |
| Bat bomb | A World War II plan to bomb Japan with bats carrying tiny incendiary bombs. |
| Baynes Bat | An experimental British glider, designed to convert tanks into gliders which could fly into battle. |
| Bicycle infantry | Soldiers have occasionally been trained to use the bicycle for military purposes. |
| Blue Peacock | In case the Soviets decided they wanted the whole of Germany, the British planned to plant a bunch of nuclear landmines heated by chickens. |
| Bob Semple tank | New Zealand's attempt at armed warfare during World War II consisted of iron plates and a few guns strapped on to a tractor. |
| Cornfield Bomber | An F-106 jet fighter made a perfect gear-up landing in a farmer's field – after the pilot had ejected at 15,000 feet (4,600 m). |
| Dazzle camouflage | A colorful way to hide in plain sight. |
| Davy Crockett | A portable nuclear weapon. |
| Die Glocke | An alleged bell-like device whose greatest power was fueling hundreds of "Nazis with occult tech win WW2" stories. |
| Double-barreled cannon | A failed civil war era attempt to create a weapon of mass destruction. Now a monument in Athens, Georgia. |
| Explosive rat | A World War II weapon designed to cause boiler explosions. Never used, yet still a success. |
| Gay bomb | A speculative non-lethal chemical weapon that could be dropped on enemy troops to cause "homosexual behaviour". Not to be confused with the fag bomb. |
| German submarine U-1206 | A Nazi submarine that was attacked by British forces after it was forced to surface due to a malfunctioning toilet. |
| Golden rivet | The hidden secret in every Navy ship (allegedly). |
| Grand Panjandrum | Britain's World War II Catherine wheel of death. |
| Harmonica gun | What's the best way to play the harmonica? Turn it into a weapon, of course! |
| History of military ballooning | Aerial warfare had to start somewhere. |
| HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen | A Navy ship that attempted to avoid detection by Japanese aircraft and escape back to Australia by having it disguised as a tropical island. |
| Human torpedo | Secret naval weapons of World War II. |
| Infernal machine | A homemade, 25-barrel volley gun made to kill the French king. |
| Millwall brick | An improvised weapon constructed from a newspaper. |
| Most-wanted Iraqi playing cards | A set of playing cards created by U.S. Army soldiers featuring the most-wanted Iraqis, with Saddam Hussein as the ace of spades. |
| NI tank | 69 improvised tanks made due to Soviet shortages during the Siege of Odessa; almost all were captured after the city fell to Romania. |
| Pigeon vest | Little vests for pigeons manufactured by a women's underwear company. |
| Project Habakkuk | A British plan to construct an aircraft carrier out of ice (pykrete). |
| Project Pigeon | Bombs guided by pigeon pecks. |
| Project Plowshare | The search for peaceful uses of nuclear bombs. Most audacious and impractical idea: nuking a 160-mile canal out of Israel. |
| Puckle gun | A gun with square bullets, to "convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization". Appear in Assassin's Creed Rogue. |
| Schwerer Gustav | The largest piece of artillery ever used in combat. |
| Skunk (weapon) | A nonlethal weapon with an extremely strong odor that may linger on clothes for years. |
| SM UB-85 | A German U-boat which was forced to surface, and subsequently captured, due to a giant sea monster attack. |
| Sticky bomb | The most unpopular weapon the British soldier has ever been asked to use. |
| Tachanka | Twentieth century chariot used in combat. |
| TP-82 | A triple-barrelled gun, just in case you land in the Siberian wilderness. |
| Tsar Tank | An Imperial Russian tank designed as a tricycle with nine-metre wheels. |
| United States Navy Marine Mammal Program | A U.S. Navy program which studies the military use of bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions. |
| Vespa 150 TAP | Caution! Heavily armed scooter ahead! |
| Whistling Dick | A cannon of "rather modest proportions". |
| Who Me | A top secret stench weapon designed to be unobtrusively sprayed on German officers by French Resistance members with a quite (in)appropriate name. |
| Wind Cannon | An anti-aircraft gun that fired air to crash planes. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work. |
| Zhanmadao | An anti-horse sword. |
| Atacama skeleton | Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus. |
| Badge Man | Unknown figure reportedly visible atop the grassy knoll in the Moorman photo of the Kennedy assassination. |
| Black Volga | The car that makes people disappear in the Eastern Bloc. Its equivalent on the other side of the Iron Curtain is the black helicopter. |
| Mercy Brown vampire incident | One of the best documented cases of vampire investigation. |
| Dan Burros | Neo-Nazi who committed suicide after being outed as Jewish, met with pity more than hatred by other neo-Nazis afterwards. |
| Richard Chase | The only way to stop the Nazi-controlled UFOs from poisoning your macaroni and cheese is to inject yourself with animal blood and eat human brains. |
| Coffin birth | When a pregnant woman dies, the decomposition of her body can result in a gas build-up that causes the fetus inside her to be expelled. |
| Collyer brothers | When packratting was taken to a tragic extreme. |
| The Dawn of the Black Hearts | Black metal musician takes staged photograph of his recently deceased bandmate, photograph outlives him despite being destroyed. |
| Death by coconut | You can die if a coconut falls on your coconut. |
| Death by GPS | "In a quarter mile, turn right onto Afterlife Way." |
| Death during consensual sex | These two are not related to each other. Usually. |
| Death erection | |
| Death from laughter | Don't laugh – it's happened. |
| Death by misadventure | Death probably due after one saying "Hold my beer, and watch this!" |
| Death by vending machine | A penny wise and several hundred pounds foolish. |
| Death Master File | No, it's not a Bond villain's kill list. It's just the SSA keeping track of everyone who dies in the United States. Wait... |
| Defenestration | The time-honoured tradition of throwing people out of windows. |
| Disappearance of Frederick Valentich | An Australian pilot disappeared in the ocean, having seen a strange object above his aircraft. No trace of either his body or the aircraft have been found. |
| Dyatlov Pass incident | A group of Russian hikers attempt to escape an unknown horror on "Death Mountain." |
| Euthanasia Coaster | A roller coaster intended to kill its passengers. |
| Execution by elephant | An unusual form of capital punishment used throughout history. (See also History of elephants in Europe.) |
| Fan death | A persistent urban legend in South Korea, where the media – and even medical professionals – regularly report on people dying because they left a fan running in a closed room. |
| Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead | An early catch phrase used on Saturday Night Live, based upon the dictator's lengthy death. |
| Ghost bike | Bicycle rider in memoriam. |
| Green Boots | A climber who became a landmark on Everest even after freezing to death. |
| Hammersmith nude murders | Murders that involved the other unidentified serial killer named Jack, with the title "the Stripper". |
| The Hands of Che Guevara | Documentary about the search for the severed hands of the Latin American guerrilla fighter Ernesto Che Guevara, who was captured and executed by Bolivian Special Forces in October 1967. |
| Hell money | Apparently, the Chinese afterlife is subject to hyperinflation. |
| Sogen Kato | Believed to be the oldest living man in Tokyo... until the discovery of his 30-year-old mummified corpse. |
| Kennedy curse | Apparently John F. Kennedy was not the only Kennedy to meet an early demise-far from it. |
| Kick the bucket | A heated argument lies behind the origin of this idiom. |
| Lampshades made from human skin | There are two notable reported instances of this macabre light fixture. |
| Ricardo López | An obsessed fan who attempted to kill Icelandic singer Björk by a letter bomb rigged with sulfuric acid. |
| Henry Lee Lucas | Claimed to be the most prolific serial killer in history, confessing to over 600 murders. Later recanted almost all of them. |
| Children of Llullaillaco | Two incredibly well preserved cadavers of two Incan children found next to the Argentina–Chile border. |
| Lead masks case | Two electricians tried to contact aliens with psychedelic drugs and masks made out of lead. They died shortly after. |
| London Necropolis railway station | Single tickets only, unless you're a mourner or other visitor. |
| Lord Uxbridge's leg | The grisly afterlife of a leg lost during the Battle of Waterloo, formerly owned by Henry Paget, 1st Marquess of Anglesey. |
| Maschalismos | The act of mutilating the dead to prevent them from rising again. |
| Matricide | Despite the article's name not starting with "List of", it mostly consists of a list of notable people who have killed their mothers. |
| Michael Malloy | Like Rasputin, but homeless, drunk, and Irish. |
| Elmer McCurdy | A dead criminal whose mummified body was bought by carnies and used as a prop for decades, its later owners not even knowing the corpse was real. |
| Ken McElroy | "Nobody saw nothing" taken to its logical extreme. |
| Micromort | A quantitative death risk equivalent to one in a million. |
| Mordred | Mordred is back for revenge—watch out! |
| Murchison Murders | Why you should never discuss your murder mystery idea with someone who's planning a real murder. |
| Murder of Vivianne Ruiz | The first recorded "Jane Doe" in Australia, and a murder with enough twists and turns to be a legal drama. The case for the defence (unsuccessfully) contended that a bloody fingerprint found on a newspaper shoved down the victim's throat was actually tomato juice. |
| Herbert Mullin | Haven't had any earthquakes recently? Thank this man. |
| Oliver Cromwell's head | This English political leader's head has an interesting journey after its owner is posthumously executed, more so than the one he cut off himself. |
| How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? | A proverbial question of theology. |
| If a tree falls in a forest | Philosophy meets the logging industry. |
| Meaning of life | Why are we here? What's life all about? |
| What Is It Like to Be a Bat? | Have you ever wondered that? No? Apparently this is one of the most important contemporary philosophical questions. |
| Where's the beef? | In 1984, people thought this was really funny for some reason. |
| Who put Bella in the wych elm? | Nobody knows, but artists and writers of graffiti remain interested. |
| Why did the chicken cross the road? | People have asked this for over 150 years. |
| List of American and British defectors in the Korean War | Yes, somehow yes? |
| List of animal sounds | Snails do "munch, crunch", Squirrels do "squeak". |
| List of animals awarded human credentials | Animals getting so-called diplomas from diploma mills. |
| List of animals displaying homosexual behavior | Everything from salmon to seagulls to dragonflies. |
| List of avian humanoids | The widely recurring motif in legends and fiction of birds who are people, or people who are birds. |
| List of barefooters | No shirt, no shoes, no service? |
| List of bow tie wearers | Nerds not included. |
| List of cameo appearances by Alfred Hitchcock | When you direct a movie, you can make cameos as much as you want. |
| List of camoufleurs | Pioneering artists in the field of military camouflage. |
| List of canceled Las Vegas casinos | What happened on the drawing board stayed on the drawing board. |
| List of chemical compounds with unusual names | Some a consequence of their constituents or origins, others simply the work of whimsical chemists. |
| List of chess variants | Of which there are an astounding ~2,000. |
| List of cities claimed to be built on seven hills | Almost 100 different cities across all inhabited continents, trying to get the credibility of having something in common with Rome. |
| List of Buddha claimants | Hey at least one got to be telling the truth right? |
| List of messiah claimants | |
| List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response | Concerts which didn't work out quite as well as hoped. |
| List of common false etymologies of English words | Believe it or not, "crap" did not originate from Thomas Crapper. |
| List of common misconceptions | A gold mine of strangeness. |
| Lists of Danish football transfers 2008–09 | Keep in mind that this is not just a list, this is a list of lists. |
| List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events | But in the end, nothing happened. |
| List of defunct amusement parks | I thought Marine World was open! Darn it... |
| List of destroyed landmarks in Spain | Over 60 interesting buildings, including larger castles, royal palaces, leaning towers, city gates which were completely or partially demolished and no longer exist, with their respective articles and images. |
| List of Doom ports | Slay demons on your PC, your console, your phone, your thermostat, your pregnancy test, and so many others. |
| List of English words containing Q not followed by U | A Scrabble player's dream article. |
| List of English words without rhymes | Does anything rhyme with orange? Or silver? |
| List of English-language expressions related to death | "Go home in a box", "go bung", "hop the stick", ... |
| List of entertainers who died during a performance | The finale that's impossible to top. |
| List of ethnic slurs | Ever wondered why they got so angry at you? |
| List of examples of Stigler's law | Bode didn't discover Bode's Law, and Pascal didn't discover Pascal's Triangle. (And Stigler didn't create Stigler's law.) |
| List of fictional catpeople | This one had an edit war over whether or not Hermione Granger should be added. |
| Fictional elements, materials, isotopes and subatomic particles | Not actual periodic elements. Many end in '-ite'. Some of the elements may indeed be minerals. |
| List of fictional primates in comics | A curious abundance of gorillas in comic book plots during the Silver Age of Comics. |
| Lists of films considered the worst | The worst of the worst. |
| List of films featuring giant monsters | You are never safe in Tokyo. |
| List of films featuring time loops | Study this to know what to do if you're trapped in a time loop. |
| List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck" | Golly! |
| List of foreign-born samurai in Japan | Apparently it is not a given that a samurai is Japanese. |
| List of former counties, cities, and towns of Virginia | All the places that are no longer found in Virginia, such as Illinois County, and a few that never were (including Walton's Mountain). |
| List of frivolous political parties | Entire political movements that are just jokes |
| List of games that Buddha would not play | What games would Buddha play? None of these, apparently. |
| List of games with concealed rules | Games with clear, obvious rules can be so boring. |
| List of gaps in Interstate Highways | Traffic-lighted intersections, drawbridges, and other oddities in the Interstate Highway System which violate the standards. |
| List of garlic festivals | Even one festival devoted entirely to garlic of all things is strange enough. |
| List of hazing deaths in the United States | A frankly enormous list of people is the United States alone that have died due to hazing. |
| List of helicopter prison escapes | And you thought it only happened in movies. |
| List of hypothetical Solar System objects | The planets that could have been. You think Pluto had it rough? At least it got its fifteen minutes of astronomical fame. |
| List of Ig Nobel Prize winners | Nobel Prize meets Weird Science. Result: Award-winning papers like "Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts" and "Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans". |
| List of incidents at Disney parks | Donald Duck's anger issues are far from being your main concern at a Disney attraction. |
| List of individual body parts | Contains, among other things, Galileo's middle finger. |
| List of individual pigs | The greatest among Pigkind. |
| Category:Fictional balls | Categories for certain geometric objects in fiction. |
| Category:Fictional cubes | |
| Category:Creative works in fiction | Works of fiction as depicted in... works of fiction. |
| Category:Illeists and Category:Fictional illeists | People and fictional characters who are known for referring to themselves in the third person. |
| Category:Ironic and humorous awards | Awarded for all the wrong reasons. |
| Category:Lists of things considered unusual | This very article isn't the only unusual Wikipedia article. |
| Category:Lists of worsts | A rather terrible category. |
| Category:United States in rem cases | Suing inanimate objects? No, those are just the case titles. |
| Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation) | Two very different pages with virtually identical titles. |
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| Talk:Talk | Four talk pages with weird titles. |
| Talk:Talk Talk | |
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| Talk:Talk Talk (Talk Talk song) | |
| User:Bishonen/European toilet paper holder | A joke article which became the Main Page's featured article for one minute on April Fools' Day 2005. |
| Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh? | A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY. |
| Category:Wikipedia humor | There are too many pages in this category to all list here, this page lists a few highlights. |
| Wikipedia:Discussions for discussion | Great venue for grating big discussions. |
| Wikipedia:Getting to Philosophy | All links lead to Philosophy. |
| Wikipedia:Last topic pool | A page on figuring out what Wikipedia's last article would be, should the site end and/or finish. |
| Wikipedia:No one cares about your garage band | Has its own example of a fake garage band, Bringers of Darkness, to go with it. |
| Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan | Wikipedia's very own anime mascot. (See Moe anthropomorphism above) |
| Wikipedia:Why was BFDI not on Wikipedia? | An entire essay dedicated to explaining how one particular topic failed to meet Wikipedia's notability criteria, why its title was blacklisted and why even drafts have been salted for around 15 years. However, as of November 2025, it has finally got its own page. |
| Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia | Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia. |
| Wikipedia:Before they were notable | Celebrities (and products) having their articles deleted years ago. |
| Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles | Wikipedia articles that have existed and, judging by the title and contents, probably shouldn't have existed. |
| Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars | Way, way, WAY funnier than List of edit wars on Wikipedia. |
| Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create | The title says it all, really. |
| Wikipedia:Unusual articles | The page you're currently reading. |
| Wikipedia:Unusual place names | As you can tell from the title, places with unusual names. |
| Wikipedia:Unusual ways to get your article on Wikipedia | This article might be more unusual than the current article you're reading. |