Topzle Topzle

Wikipedia:Unusual articles

Updated: 12/20/2025, 12:46:19 PM Wikipedia source

Of the over seven million articles in the English Wikipedia there are some articles that Wikipedians have identified as being somewhat unusual. These articles are verifiable, valuable contributions to the encyclopedia, but are a bit odd, whimsical, or something one would not expect to find in Encyclopædia Britannica. We should take special care to meet the highest standards of an encyclopedia with these articles lest they make Wikipedia appear idiosyncratic. If you wish to add an article to this list, the article in question should preferably meet one or more of these criteria:

The article is something a reasonable person would not expect to find in a standard encyclopedia. The subject is a highly unusual or ironic combination of concepts, such as cosmic latte, death from laughter, etc. The subject is a clear anomaly—something that defies common sense, common expectations or common knowledge, such as Bir Tawil, Märket, Phineas Gage, Snow in Florida, etc. The subject is well-documented for unexpected notoriety or an unplanned cult following at extreme levels, such as Ampelmännchen or All your base are belong to us. The subject is a notorious hoax, such as the Sokal affair or Mary Toft. The subject might be found amusing, though serious. The subject is distinct amongst other similar ones. The article is a list or collection of articles or subjects meeting the criteria above. This definition is not precise or absolute; some articles could still be considered unusual even if they do not fit these guidelines. Each entry on this list should be an article on its own (not merely a section in a less unusual article) and of decent quality, and in large meeting Wikipedia's manual of style. For unusual contributions that are of greater levity, see Wikipedia:Silly Things. In this list, a star () indicates a featured article. A plus () indicates a good article.

Tables

· Places and infrastructure
The quasi-fictional country all books come from, according to barcodes.
The quasi-fictional country all books come from, according to barcodes.
Breast-shaped hill
Bookland
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
The quasi-fictional country all books come from, according to barcodes.
Not as unique as you might have thought.
Not as unique as you might have thought.
Breast-shaped hill
Eiffel Tower replicas and derivatives
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
Not as unique as you might have thought.
Buildings prized for their uselessness.
Buildings prized for their uselessness.
Breast-shaped hill
Folly
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
Buildings prized for their uselessness.
A hill that gives the illusion of objects rolling up it.
A hill that gives the illusion of objects rolling up it.
Breast-shaped hill
Gravity hill
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
A hill that gives the illusion of objects rolling up it.
An "island" located at exactly 0°N and 0°E.
An "island" located at exactly 0°N and 0°E.
Breast-shaped hill
Null Island
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
An "island" located at exactly 0°N and 0°E.
Like islands, but they don't exist.
Like islands, but they don't exist.
Breast-shaped hill
Phantom island
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
Like islands, but they don't exist.
All the ingredients of pizza, grown in one convenient location!
All the ingredients of pizza, grown in one convenient location!
Breast-shaped hill
Pizza farm
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
All the ingredients of pizza, grown in one convenient location!
Islands in lakes in islands in lakes in islands...
Islands in lakes in islands in lakes in islands...
Breast-shaped hill
Recursive islands and lakes
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
Islands in lakes in islands in lakes in islands...
Landscaping and rocketry, together at last.
Landscaping and rocketry, together at last.
Breast-shaped hill
Rocket garden
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
Landscaping and rocketry, together at last.
Various houses built solely out of spite for their neighbors.
Various houses built solely out of spite for their neighbors.
Breast-shaped hill
Spite house
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
Various houses built solely out of spite for their neighbors.
An imaginary circle that contains the majority of the world's population, popularized on Reddit.
An imaginary circle that contains the majority of the world's population, popularized on Reddit.
Breast-shaped hill
Valeriepieris circle
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
An imaginary circle that contains the majority of the world's population, popularized on Reddit.
Breast-shaped hill
Laid bare in many places around the world. May have given their name to Manchester.
Bookland
The quasi-fictional country all books come from, according to barcodes.
Eiffel Tower replicas and derivatives
Not as unique as you might have thought.
Folly
Buildings prized for their uselessness.
Gravity hill
A hill that gives the illusion of objects rolling up it.
Null Island
An "island" located at exactly 0°N and 0°E.
Phantom island
Like islands, but they don't exist.
Pizza farm
All the ingredients of pizza, grown in one convenient location!
Recursive islands and lakes
Islands in lakes in islands in lakes in islands...
Rocket garden
Landscaping and rocketry, together at last.
Spite house
Various houses built solely out of spite for their neighbors.
Valeriepieris circle
An imaginary circle that contains the majority of the world's population, popularized on Reddit.
· Places and infrastructure › Africa
Abuja Airplane House
An aeroplane-themed villa in the capital of Nigeria.
Akon City
A 2000s R&B singer tried to create his very own city in his native Senegal, based around his very own cryptocurrency "Akoin".
Bir Tawil
One of the few places on Earth not claimed by any country. An American trekked there and claimed it in 2014 as the Kingdom of North Sudan so he could make his daughter a princess.
Blue Desert
Following the Egypt–Israel peace treaty, the United Nations gave several tons of blue paint to a Belgian artist, so he could commemorate it by painting a line of boulders in the Sinai Desert blue.
Boulders Beach
A beach on the Southern African coast, near an urban residential area, known for being home to a colony of several thousand penguins.
Congo Pedicle
What happens when a tyrannical king decides he wants to hunt game in a swamp.
Dallol
A region surrounding a volcano in Ethiopia, known for its alien-looking bright colours, and populated by vast salt plains and extremely hot acidic sulfur-emitting hot springs that, according to some studies, lack even the smallest microbes. There is a now-abandoned town of the same name nearby, which formerly held the record of the hottest inhabited place on Earth.
Gaet'ale Pond
A small lake in Ethiopia that was created in 2005 after an earthquake. It's not bitter, it's just really, really salty.
Giraffe Manor
A hotel in suburban Nairobi where you can eat alongside one of the world's most endangered giraffe subspecies.
Hoba meteorite
The largest intact meteorite in the world.
Jacob's Ladder
It's all very downhill from here.
Kalakuta Republic
A compound housing Fela Kuti, his family, band musicians and recording studio, which he declared independent and used to criticize the Nigerian military junta of the 1970s. They responded by raiding it with over a thousand soldiers, setting it alight, and throwing Fela's mother out of the window.
Kanye West
Part of the village of Kanye along with Kanye East.
Lake Nyos
A lake in northwestern Cameroon that released gas in 1986, killing 1,746 people. One of three known gassy lakes, the others being Lake Monoun and Lake Kivu.
Lake Retba
A lake in Senegal that is naturally pink and is one of the saltiest lakes in the world.
Mauritania Railway
Mauritania's entire national rail network consists of a single line connecting the centre of the country's iron mining industry with the port city of Nouadhibou. Said line is also home to the world's longest and heaviest trains, filled with iron ore and as long as 3 kilometres (1.9 mi) in length.
Oklo
The former site of the world's only natural nuclear fission reactors.
Palácio de Ferro
A bright yellow iron building in Luanda dating back to the colonial era, that is noted for the fact that there is no record of who or why it was built - although legend has it that it was designed by Gustave Eiffel, architect of the Eiffel Tower.
Peñón de Vélez de la Gomera
A rock on the Moroccan coast connected to the mainland by an 80-metre-wide (260 ft) tombolo; it is owned by Spain. In 2012, four Moroccan irredentists attempted to storm and take over the territory.
Republic of Benin (1967)
One of the shortest-lived states in history, it was independent for only seven hours (07:00 to 14:00 on 19 September 1967).
Socotra
A Yemeni island that is geographically part of Africa, and is known as "the most alien-looking place on Earth" due to its strange flora. This includes the "dragon blood tree" and a tree which produces cucumbers.
La Tante DC10 Restaurant
A grounded McDonnell Douglas DC-10 passenger aircraft in Accra that has been converted into a giant plane-shaped restaurant.
Tromelin Island
An island near Madagascar that is famous for being the site of a major humanitarian disaster in the 18th century.
The Owl House
Not the acclaimed cartoon that aired on Disney Channel; this is an outdoor museum that was created by a reclusive outsider artist who decorated her inherited house with over 300 glass and concrete sculptures of owls, camels, peacocks, pyramids, and other forms.
Umoja
An entire women's-only village in Kenya established in response to violence against women in Samburu tribal society.
· Places and infrastructure › Antarctica
Blood Falls
A naturally occurring plume of saltwater that is blood red thanks to its high iron oxide content.
Firefighting in Antarctica
There aren't any wildfires, but it's the windiest place on Earth and liquid water is hard to obtain.
Google Street View in Antarctica
Google Street View: Available for literally all continents on Earth.
Mawson Peak
The tallest mountain in the Commonwealth of Australia is not on the mainland, but on a barren, uninhabited island more than 3,800 kilometres (2,400 mi) away.
McMurdo Dry Valleys
An area of Antarctica that contains an extremely saline body of water and has not experienced rainfall for over two million years.
Marie Byrd Land
The largest unclaimed territory in the world. Notable for being bigger than Mongolia, having one of Antarctica's biggest human bases, and being the setting of The Thing.
New Swabia
The Nazi territory in Antarctica.
Pole of Inaccessibility research station
A short-lived Soviet research station in Antarctica that is now completely covered by snow - save for a small bust of Vladimir Lenin peeking out the ground.
Villa Las Estrellas
One of only two civilian settlements in Antarctica.
· Places and infrastructure › Asia
Col 1
798 Art Zone
San Serriffe
How an abandoned complex of military factory buildings became the heart of Beijing's modern art scene.
A lesser-known island in the Indian Ocean, subject of the April 1, 1977 Guardian.
798 Art Zone
How an abandoned complex of military factory buildings became the heart of Beijing's modern art scene.
Aoshima, Ehime
An island where cats outnumber humans 36:1. Weirdly not the only cat island in Japan (see Tashirojima).
Artsvashen
An Armenian town surrounded and controlled by Azerbaijan. One of a number of similar towns on this border; others include Yukhari Askipara, Barxudarlı and Karki.
Bokhdi Amusement Park
An Afghan amusement park that went viral from footage of Taliban members visiting it; it was then destroyed the next day.
Bust of Ferdinand Marcos
A Mount Rushmore in the Philippines, right down to displacing its indigenous inhabitants. It was mercifully blown up by rebels in 2002.
Camp Bonifas
The bunkers on this golf course feature machine-guns and landmines.
Chao Mae Tuptim shrine
A shrine dedicated to penises in Bangkok, built in the early 20th century by a Thai businessman, on the edge of his property.
Christmas Island
A small island and external territory of Australia close to Indonesia that is mainly known for having up to 100 million crabs migrate to spawn there every year.
Curry Shop Shimizu
A famous restaurant known for its "poo-flavored curry", also founded by a former porn star.
Dahala Khagrabari
India inside Bangladesh inside India inside Bangladesh. Formerly the only third-order enclave in the world.
Darvaza gas crater
A flaming, 70 m (230 ft) wide, 30 m (98 ft) deep crater in the middle of the Karakum Desert, on fire since 1971.
Dhekelia Power Station
A Cypriot power station that provides power to a British military base that surrounds it.
Diomede Islands
Two islands in the Bering Strait separated by 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) and 21 hours' time difference.
Endoji Shopping Arcade Statues
The statues of famous Sengoku period warlords which were often subjected to vandalism.
Fukushima Prefecture salient
Also known as the "umbilical cord", a salient in Fukushima Prefecture, which is 8 kilometres (5.0 mi) long and, at its narrowest, only 90 centimetres (35 in) wide. It also follows a trail on a mountain ridge.
Gangkhar Puensum
The tallest mountain nobody has ever summitted, as the Bhutanese government has prohibited mountaineering since 2003.
Gate Tower Building
A skyscraper in Japan that has a highway offramp passing through its fifth, sixth and seventh floors.
Hallstatt (China)
An ongoing replica construction of a town in Austria.
Haesindang Park
Also known as "Penis Park", this is a park on the Korean coast, known for being full of wooden statues of penises, apparently to do with local shamanic folklore.
Hanazono Room
An indoor swimming pool in Japan used as the site for many pornographic films.
Hằng Nga Guesthouse
Vietnam's most fantastical building?
High-Heel Wedding Church
A glass slipper that Prince Charming would struggle to find a fit for.
Immovable Ladder
A ladder against a window that can't be moved unless six separate religious groups agree to it.
Imsil Cheese Theme Park
I dunno, this place seems a little cheesy to me.
Jackson Hole, China
A planned resort town outside of Beijing that is based off a small town in Wyoming.
Jatinga
The Bermuda Triangle of birds.
Jaxa (state)
A 17th-century microstate located on the Amur River between the Tsardom of Russia and Qing China, with a population mostly consisting of Poles and Ukrainians.
Jewish Autonomous Oblast
In the depths of Eastern Siberia there's a place with street names in Yiddish, even though 99% of its current population is not Jewish.
Kabul synagogue
The last synagogue in Kabul was inhabited by two men, who both ended up being imprisoned by the Taliban because they got annoyed by the two constantly complaining about each other, before later being converted by one of the men into a kebab restaurant.
Kamuning Footbridge
Nicknamed the "Stairway to Heaven" for its steep height.
Karni Mata Temple
A marble temple famous for 25,000 revered black rats that live in the temple who are considered the ancestors of Charans.
Khewra Salt Mine
One of the largest salt mines in the world, it was allegedly discovered by Alexander the Great's horses.
Kijong-dong
Two unique Korean villages, separated by the DMZ and notable for their arms race of giant flagpoles. The North Korean village contains a propaganda-blasting loudspeaker and zero residents to hear it. Meanwhile its Southern counterpart forbids residency except to families that have been there since before the War, and grows "DMZ rice" that makes the farmers exceptionally wealthy.
Daeseong-dong
Korea Central Zoo
A zoo with such wondrous animals as a chimpanzee with a smoking habit, a parrot that sings the praises of Kim Il-sung, and dogs.
Kowloon Walled City
A former enclave in the city of Hong Kong, known for lawlessness and extremely cramped conditions before it was destroyed and turned into a park.
Li's field
A supposed forcefield that explains why tropical cyclones swerve away from Hong Kong.
Living root bridge
Double-decker suspension bridges formed of living plant aerial roots of rubber fig trees by tree shaping common in the southern part of the Northeast Indian state of Meghalaya.
Love Land
An erotic-themed sculpture park on Jeju Island in South Korea.
Maijishan Grottoes
A massive complex of hundreds of man-made caves, stairways and thousands of Buddhist sculptures carved into the side of a mountain in the fifth century, high above the surface.
Masuleh
A village built on the side of a mountain in such a way that most of the walkable space in the village is on the rooftops of the buildings of the layer below.
Missing Post Office
Where all the world's undeliverable post goes.
Modern Toilet Restaurant
Well, that isn't the kind of bowl I want to eat out of...
Nahwa
One of only eight counter-enclaves (enclaves of enclaves).
Nakhchivan Autonomous Republic
A landlocked exclave of Azerbaijan (it is surrounded by three different countries rather than only one, so it is not an enclave).
Nanjie
A settlement in Henan Province that is often described as "China's last Maoist village", maintaining a collectively-owned economy and public displays and statues of historic Marxist-Leninist leaders.
National Fisheries Development Board building
Mimetic architecture in Hyderabad: a building shaped like a humongous fish.
North Sentinel Island
A small island in the Bay of Bengal, known for being inhabited by a virtually uncontacted isolationist tribe who attack all outsiders who attempt to land on their island. The Indian government leaves them alone, outlawing all travel to the island – although that hasn't stopped some foolish travellers from trying.
National Route 339
A national highway with a staircase in the middle.
Neutrality Monument
A massive legged arch built in the capital of Turkmenistan by its eccentric former dictator to commemorate the fact that Turkmenistan is officially neutral. Also used to feature a gold-plated statue of him on top that constantly rotated so that it always faced the sun.
· Places and infrastructure › Europe
Abode of Chaos
An artist buys an old scenic house in a rural town and transforms it into a replica warzone that serves as an open-air museum of radical avant-garde art, angering locals enough to sue him in France's supreme court.
Ängelholm UFO memorial
A memorial to a reputed UFO landing in Sweden.
Argleton
A non-existent town in Lancashire, England that appeared on Google Maps.
Baarle-Hertog
Two municipalities, one of Belgium and one of the Netherlands, that surround each other twice and many times over. Some houses and shops are in both countries.
Baarle-Nassau
Barack Obama Plaza
A motorway service area in County Tipperary, Ireland celebrating the work and Irish heritage of U.S. President Barack Obama.
Barcelona Supercomputing Center
A supercomputer in a medieval chapel.
Barentsburg
A completely Russian town, inhabited by Russians, with Russian buildings, supported financially by the Russian government, located in Norway.
Barra Airport
An airport that only operates when the tide allows.
Battersea Power Station tube station
A train station named after a non-train station.
Beans and Bacon mine
With such little ventilation, visitors may want to avoid any source of ignition. Nearby mines are not to be outdone and have the following names: Mule Spinner, Frogs Hole, Cackle Mackle, and Wanton Legs.
Berlin Brandenburg Airport
An airport in Berlin whose construction is finished but which is unfinished in other areas. Construction was finished in 2012; however, the opening date was repeatedly pushed back as the fire suppression system was installed incorrectly. It finally opened in October 2020.
Bielefeld conspiracy
The Bielefeld-Verschwörung tries to hide the horrible truth about a city in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany that doesn't exist ... well, maybe.
Brennender Berg
A German coal mine on fire since 1668.
The Broomway
Perhaps the most dangerous path in the world. Would you join the hundred others who died walking the invisible path?
Brusio spiral viaduct
The title says it all, really.
Bucket Lake
A lake that only exists thanks to the wanton misuse of a plastic bucket.
Bunkers in Albania
Enver Hoxha loved them so much he decided to fill his country with over 173,000 of them.
Büsingen am Hochrhein
A German town that is fully contained within Switzerland.
Butt Hole Road
A tiny residential street in the UK that was so infamous for its name that it became a tourist attraction.
Buzludzha monument
A futurist monument built by the Bulgarian Communist Party that looks like a communist spaceship – especially on the inside.
Carpatho-Ukraine
The third-shortest-lived state in history (see Benin Republic in Nigeria); it was independent for only 24 hours.
Cerne Abbas Giant
An indecent chalk man in the English countryside.
Clachan Bridge
Walk across the Atlantic in just 30 seconds!
Colletto Fava
A 1,500-metre (4,900 ft) hill with a 61-metre (200 ft) stuffed pink bunny on top.
Cologne sewerage system
Probably the only sewers with a Chandelier Hall that hosts music performances. Probably.
Couto Misto
A de facto independent microstate on the border between Spain and Portugal that existed until the 19th century.
Crinkley Bottom
An unsuccessful series of three theme parks built across England, devoted to a grotesque and horrifying BBC children's TV character from the 90s. One of them collapsed within four months of opening due to a massive and costly legal dispute with the local council over funding and liquor permits, while the abandoned site of another was demolished after it was used to host illegal raves.
The Crooked House
A pub along the Staffordshire/Black Country border which was at an angle due to ground subsidence as a result of local mining activity, causing bottles rolled along tables to appear to roll uphill. It was destroyed in suspicious circumstances in August 2023.
Crooked Forest
A grove of pine trees that are all bent in the same direction just as they emerge from the ground, before going straight back up again as normal. Nobody knows why this is the case.
Cube house
A group of unusually-shaped houses designed to maximize their space.
Dancing House
Also known as "Ginger and Fred" for its resemblance to a pair of dancers.
Dartmouth railway station
A train station that has been open since 1864 despite no trains ever stopping there.
Dry Bridge
After the river that this bridge spanned was dried up, it remained, connecting two pieces of the same field that don't have any physical barriers between them.
Dumb Woman's Lane
A lane in East Sussex with a humorous name. Spike Milligan used to live there, and Paul McCartney wrote a poem about it.
Ebenezer Place, Wick
The world's shortest street.
Eichener See
A lake in southern Germany that only occasionally contains water.
Eurobridges Spijkenisse
The generic bridges of the euro banknotes brought to reality.
Father Pat Noise plaque
O'Connell Bridge bears a tribute to a priest who was as dearly remembered as he was completely fictional.
Ferdinand Cheval
A postman, who, for thirty-three years, collected stones while making his rounds and used them to build a surreal Palais Idéal ("Ideal Palace") of astonishing proportions and intricate detail.
Ferdinandea Island
The island that disappeared. And rose again. And sank again. And rose again. And sank again.
Flannan Isles Lighthouse
Located on Eilean Mór, this lighthouse to the west of Scotland is the subject of an enduring mystery over the disappearance of its keepers in 1900.
Forest swastika
A gigantic swastika made of larch trees that went unnoticed for nearly sixty years.
Free State of Bottleneck
When occupation zones don't quite meet closely enough, you get a tiny slice of the Rhineland that acts as its own country.
Fugging, Upper Austria
A village in Austria that used to be called "Fucking", but changed its profane-sounding name after years of torment in the form of stolen road signs (some of which had to be enstoned in concrete) to something that still sounds kind of profane.
Galešnjak
An island off the coast of Croatia that is naturally shaped like a heart symbol.
Gammalsvenskby
A Swedish village, populated by Swedes, who speak an ancient Swedish dialect, in Ukraine.
Gants Hill tube station
A station on the London Underground designed to look like a station on the Moscow Metro.
Graun im Vinschgau
This village's most proud landmark is an underwater church tower, the last remnant of the old flooded village right next to it.
Great Tower Neuwerk
The oldest standing building "in" Hamburg is a lighthouse over 100 km away.
· Places and infrastructure › Latin America and the Caribbean
Americana, São Paulo
A town in Brazil founded by Confederate farmers and soldiers in the aftermath of the American Civil War.
Cancún Underwater Museum
A place where works of art are kept several metres beneath sea level.
Cândido Godói
A Brazilian town full of Germans that produces five times as many twins as the national average; these two facts combined to create theories that Josef Mengele had conducted experiments there.
Cashew of Pirangi
Seventy times larger than an average cashew tree, this tree covers approximately two acres of land by itself.
Cherán
A Mexican town where the residents decided to abolish and forcibly expel their own local government and police force in 2011 due to rampant corruption and ties to organized crime. They don't appear to have any regrets, and received recognition from the Mexican government as a self-governing Purépecha indigenous community.
Ciudad Mitad del Mundo
This park marking the equator in the country named after it was just a bit off when it was built.
Colonia Dignidad
A rural community in Chile that has a story that not even the most insane writer could think of.
Darién Gap
This journey is impossible with the modes you have selected.
Devil's Island
A notorious penal colony off the coast of French Guiana.
Ernst Thälmann Island
An island off the coast of Cuba that was (sort of) ceded to East Germany and thus (sort of) remains part of East Germany, which doesn't exist anymore (sort of).
Guarapari
A Brazilian town with beaches that are naturally radioactive.
Fordlândia
The man himself was not without his abject failures in Brazil.
Friendship Park (San Diego–Tijuana)
Where people can shake hands and interact across the Mexico–United States border.
Hacienda Nápoles
The luxurious estate of the deceased drug lord Pablo Escobar, from which an invasive hippopotamus population spread in Colombia.
Heladería Coromoto
Held the world record for most ice cream flavors served, including chili, garlic, crab, macaroni and cheese, egg, beef, and many alcoholic flavors.
Isla Apipé
An Argentine island in the Paraná River surrounded by Paraguayan waters.
Island of the Dolls
Located in Mexico City, this is an island full of broken and deteriorated dolls of various styles and colors, originally placed by the former owner of the island.
John Lennon Park
A park with a statue of John Lennon, in a country that used to ban his music in the 60s as it was a Western bloc cultural import. Also noteworthy for the fact that his statue doesn't normally wear glasses, as the glasses on the statue keep getting removed or vandalized, although the park now has a security guard whose job is to hang around near the statue and give him a pair of glasses upon request.
Lençóis Maranhenses National Park
Wait, deserts don't seasonally flood. They just don't. Or do they?
Mano del Desierto
A massive sculpture of a hand rising from the middle of the Atacama Desert, meant to symbolize human vulnerability and oppression.
Nazca lines
A line museum, exhibited outdoors in southern Peru.
El Ojo
An almost perfectly circular, constantly rotating island in the marshes of Argentina. Its name is Spanish for "The Eye".
Parícutin
A volcano that suddenly erupted out of a farmer's cornfield.
Penedo, Itatiaia
A Finnish resort town... in the middle of Brazil.
Pig Beach
A place where you can swim with pigs.
Pizza Pacaya
While many would run from an active volcano, one Guatemalan chef turned one into his own personal kitchen.
Plymouth, Montserrat
A national capital with zero population, as it was abandoned due to a volcanic eruption.
Presidente Hayes Department
What happens when a U.S. President is vastly more famous in a South American country than in the actual United States.
Río Rico, Tamaulipas
A city that was ceded by the United States to Mexico in 1977 due to an earlier diversion of the Rio Grande.
Santa Cruz del Islote
A tiny artificial island off the coast of Colombia that is said to be the most crowded island on Earth, with its own school, restaurant and other amenities, but without any crime nor police.
Spiral Island
An artificial island, now destroyed, built from thousands of empty floating plastic bottles.
Vinicunca
Also known as Montaña Arcoíris (Rainbow Mountain), different minerals in the soil of this mountain made it look truly unique.
Y Wladfa
A group of settlements in Argentine Patagonia home to the largest Welsh-speaking population outside of the British Isles, and the location of the Patagonian Welsh dialect.
Yungas Road
An incredibly deadly mountainside road in Bolivia, only 3 meters wide in places and with no guardrails.
· Places and infrastructure › North America
11 foot 8+8 Bridge
Also known as the "Can Opener", this is a bridge that slices the roof off of trucks that have fallen victim to it.
33 Thomas Street
A windowless skyscraper in New York and suspected NSA mass surveillance hub. Not suspicious at all.
A Mountain
Also known as Sentinel Peak, this hill in Tucson, Arizona literally has a big letter "A" on it.
Agloe, New York
A fictional town in New York. Originally a phantom settlement, created as a copyright trap for a mapmaker, that ended up developing into an actual landmark.
Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake
Supposedly named after the treatment center nearby.
Another River
What happens when a group of geologists have become quite bored of discovering and naming rivers.
Aroma of Tacoma
"What an incredible smell you've discovered" could have been this Washington city's motto.
Aquarius Reef Base
A real-live underwater laboratory.
Badlands Guardian
A natural topographic feature in Alberta, Canada, which, when viewed from above, looks remarkably like a human wearing a Native American headdress and earbuds.
Beatosu and Goblu
Two non-existent towns that appeared on Michigan's official highway map as a reference to the University of Michigan and its rival, Ohio State University.
Big Blue Bug
Officially named Nibbles Woodaway, this 58-foot long termite overlooking I-95 is a Providence landmark and is claimed to be the world's largest artificial bug.
Bishop Castle
A rocky castle in the Rocky Mountains! This fire-breathing construction project seems to endlessly... drag on.
Boston Citgo sign
This advertisement for an oil company was placed in the perfect spot for it to become a recognizable landmark of the Boston skyline.
Borscht Belt
For those who love borscht and find the Bible Belt and Rust Belt too boring.
Bubblegum Alley
70 feet of alleyway with its walls covered in used chewing gum.
Bubbly Creek
The branch of the Chicago River that was so contaminated with blood from the Stock Yards that it gained this appetizing moniker.
Bullfrog County, Nevada
A former county in Nevada established around a mountain which was to become a radioactive waste disposal site. As of 2022, it is the only uninhabited county-equivalent to ever be created in the United States.
Busta Rhymes Island
Otherwise unnamed island because it had "rope-swinging, blueberries, and ... stuff Busta would enjoy."
Canusa Street
A road that's in both Canada and USA.
Capitol Hill mystery soda machine
A machine that offered rare drinks with nobody knowing who operated it. It was in operation from the 1990s to 2018, when it disappeared and a note was left saying: "Went for a walk".
Casey, Illinois
A town that's seemingly almost entirely populated by oversized models of things.
Cat Girl Manor
A manor described as "the Playboy Mansion of the kitten play community".
Centralia, Pennsylvania
A town that's been on fire since 1962.
Clinton Road (New Jersey)
In addition to having the longest traffic light in the country, the road is also notorious for reported occurrences of paranormal activity.
Colma, California
A town where the dead outnumber the living by 1000 to 1. Their motto is, ironically, "It's great to be alive in Colma".
Conch Republic
As a protest against the actions by the United States federal government, Key West in Florida seceded from and then declared war on the United States, surrendered one minute later and then applied for $1 billion in foreign aid.
Corporation Trust Center
A small single-story building where over 285,000 companies, or over 15% of all companies in the United States, are legally based.
Crush, Texas
A temporary "city" established as the site of an 1896 publicity stunt, a staged train wreck. The wreck unexpectedly caused two deaths and numerous injuries among spectators.
Crazy Horse Memorial
The Native American answer to Mount Rushmore, started in 1948 and still nowhere near completed.
Cuyahoga River
Environmentalism in the United States essentially started because a river in Cleveland kept on catching fire.
Dave Thomas Circle
A six-way intersection in Northeast D.C. with a Wendy's located in the middle until 2021. The site of numerous traffic fatalities, it's currently being converted into a city park.
Delaware Wedge
It's harder than you think to construct the state of Delaware with a ruler and compass.
Desert of Maine
A 20-acre patch of sand right in the middle of the most forested state in the U.S.
Dixie Square Mall
A shopping mall that stood abandoned for over twice as long as it was in business until it was finally demolished in 2012. It was featured in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers and became a popular target for urban explorers.
Donald J. Trump State Park
The most tremendous, fantastic, amazing state park you've ever seen. The media wants to say it has poor upkeep, it should be renamed, that it's not even a real state park; but they're all liars and very bad people, believe me. (See also the exhaustive list of things named after Donald Trump.)
Dorset, Minnesota
A town that, on multiple occasions, has had a child as their "mayor".
Dude Chilling Park
Originally a sign placed in a Vancouver park as a prank, now officially recognized public art.
eBART
An extension of the BART system that, despite functioning as its own railway line and is powered by unique diesel trains, is officially shown as an extension of the Yellow Line.
Exorcist steps
A set of steps in 36th Street most famous for having the character of Father Karras fall to his death after being possessed.
Fenelon Place Elevator
The shortest and steepest railroad in the world, (supposedly) located in a town of around 60,000 people.
Florence Y'all Water Tower
A Northern Kentucky town's unique "welcome" sign.
Foamhenge
An exact recreation of Stonehenge made entirely out of styrofoam.
Gann Valley, South Dakota
The county seat of Buffalo County, South Dakota, despite nearby Fort Thompson having a population more than 120 times larger than Gann Valley.
Greater Green River Intergalactic Spaceport
Consists entirely of a deeply rutted unmanned strip of soil/gravel and a windsock.
Gum Wall
A brick wall in Seattle burdened by chewing gum. Cleaned in 2015, only to be turned into a memorial for Paris.
Habitat 67
A futuristic residential complex built in the 1960s that resembles a mass of cuboids haphazardly balanced on top of each other.
Hans Island
A deserted Arctic island fought over by Canada and the Kingdom of Denmark for decades. The 2022 settlement created a land border between a North American and a European country.
Hawaii 2
A quaint island in Maine purchased by Cards Against Humanity in 2014.
Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump
Life lesson: if you see hunters chasing buffalo off a cliff, don't stand at the bottom.
Hess triangle
This used to be part of a bigger plot of land but a road destroyed it but the planners couldn't plan correctly so it left this piece of land.
· Places and infrastructure › Oceania
American Samoa
Despite having a functional legislature (the Fono) and a population of 46,366, American Samoa is considered an 'unincorporated unorganized' territory. It is also the only U.S. territory where people are not automatically born citizens, despite much of the population being involved in the military.
Baldwin Street
A short suburban road in Dunedin, New Zealand, reputedly the world's steepest street.
Ball's Pyramid
A nearly 600-metre-tall (2,000 ft) stone stack in the middle of the ocean. Also home to one of the rarest insects on Earth.
Banjawarn Station
Did a Japanese apocalypse cult test a nuke in the middle of rural Australia?
Bayswater Subway
Bridge in Perth that has been hit by trucks 50 times between 2014 and 2020.
Burning Mountain
A straightforwardly named mountain that has been on fire for over 6000 years.
Cardrona Bra Fence
An eccentric tourist attraction in New Zealand.
Coober Pedy
A mining town where most of the residents live underground. You can also check out their opal supply and/or play glow-in-the-dark golf at night!
Concrete bus shelters in Canberra
These brutalist cylindrical bus shelters are an icon of Australia's capital city.
Egmont National Park
This national park's boundaries created a circular forest.
Horizontal Falls
This pair of Australian "waterfalls" appear to be falling straight across the land.
Hundertwasser Toilets
Why the town of Kawakawa is the world's best place for a rest stop.
Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai
An island that was created in 2015 after a volcano erupted between two islands and connected them until another volcanic explosion in 2022 split them up again.
Jellyfish Lake
A lake where jellyfish have evolved without stingers due to a lack of predators.
Jervis Bay Territory
Briefly ceded to the Australian Capital Territory to give it access to the sea despite not bordering it at all.
Kalawao County, Hawaii
The second-least populous county in the United States (after Loving County, Texas), with a population of 82 as of the 2020 census. Established as a leper colony in 1866, it occupies a peninsula on Molokai and is not connected by road to the rest of the island.
Kingman Reef
It's designated as its own US overseas territory despite having an area of only 0.03 square kilometres (0.012 sq mi) and being almost entirely underwater during low tide.
Montague Street Bridge
A bridge in Melbourne that has had so many trucks crash into and get stuck under it, the government used millions of dollars to install prevention measures (it did nothing).
Mount Wycheproof
Considered a mountain when only 43 metres (141 ft) above surrounding terrain and 143 metres (469 ft) above sea level. There are parts of Sydney which have a higher elevation and are not considered a mountain.
Murray Valley Highway
A 671-kilometre (417 mi) road that has a road route number of B400 for 668 kilometres (415 mi) in the Victorian section and unmarked for 3 kilometres (1.9 mi) in the New South Wales section making the Victorian road network not connected to the New South Wales Network in that area.
Nelson–Blenheim notional railway
A road that was officially considered to be a railway by the New Zealand Government for 22 years.
New Zealand State Highway 78
A road in Timaru, New Zealand, that is designated a highway despite being only 900 metres (3,000 ft) long.
Ngerulmud
The only national capital with a permanent population of 0, as it entirely consists of government offices.
Ninety Mile Beach
A 55-mile beach.
Octopolis and Octlantis
A pair of settlements built by octopuses, discovered on the seabed off the coast of the aforementioned Jervis Bay.
Palmyra Atoll
The United States' only 'incorporated unorganized' territory, despite there being no government and virtually no permanent residents for the Constitution to apply to...
Pitcairn Islands
A British Overseas Territory where the entire population is Seventh-day Adventist and descended from the mutineers from the HMS Bounty. The entire population moved to Norfolk Island for three years in the 1850s and is currently at risk of going extinct due to the high number of emigrants. Also the site of a scandal where 13 men, almost a third of the islands' population, were convicted in a sex abuse scandal, giving the islands the highest rate of sex offenders in the world.
Pink Lake
A lake that is naturally pink, but suddenly turned blue in 2010.
Princes Freeway (east)
A freeway with houses, traffic lights, and a 60-kilometre-per-hour (37 mph) limit in some areas. What are VicRoads thinking?
Carstensz Pyramid
The tallest mountain in Australasia is administrated by the Republic of Indonesia.
Sandy Island
An island which was shown on Google Maps satellite view until 2012 despite not existing.
That Wānaka Tree
A tree named after a hashtag on Instagram.
Taumata
With a full name consisting of 85 characters, this hill may be the longest place name in the world.
Te Urewera
A forested area in New Zealand that is also a legal person (see below).
Tuanaki
The Cook Islands that never were.
Whanganui River
A river in New Zealand that is legally a person.
Wedding Cake Rock
A rock that looks exactly like a wedding cake.
Whangamōmona
A township in New Zealand that also happens to be a self-declared republic, whose past presidents include a goat and a poodle.
· History › Pre-modern
The horizon which consumed cultures in the Balkans and around the Black Sea.
The horizon which consumed cultures in the Balkans and around the Black Sea.
Bal des Ardents
Burned house horizon
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
The horizon which consumed cultures in the Balkans and around the Black Sea.
A group that were a persecuted minority in France and Spain into the 20th century, and nobody really knows why.
A group that were a persecuted minority in France and Spain into the 20th century, and nobody really knows why.
Bal des Ardents
Cagots
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
A group that were a persecuted minority in France and Spain into the 20th century, and nobody really knows why.
The progenitor of the one-star Yelp review is a gripe about poor-quality copper.
The progenitor of the one-star Yelp review is a gripe about poor-quality copper.
Bal des Ardents
Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
The progenitor of the one-star Yelp review is a gripe about poor-quality copper.
You know it's true because it's too embarrassing for anyone to have made it up.
You know it's true because it's too embarrassing for anyone to have made it up.
Bal des Ardents
Criterion of embarrassment
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
You know it's true because it's too embarrassing for anyone to have made it up.
A disputed first female monarch of Chinese history before Wu Zetian, whom the Empress Dowager Hu declared was a boy and was emperor for a day before being replaced by another infant.
A disputed first female monarch of Chinese history before Wu Zetian, whom the Empress Dowager Hu declared was a boy and was emperor for a day before being replaced by another infant.
Bal des Ardents
Daughter of Emperor Xiaoming of Northern Wei
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
A disputed first female monarch of Chinese history before Wu Zetian, whom the Empress Dowager Hu declared was a boy and was emperor for a day before being replaced by another infant.
The number one Syrian teenage sun cultist polygamist possibly-transgender Roman emperor!
The number one Syrian teenage sun cultist polygamist possibly-transgender Roman emperor!
Bal des Ardents
Elagabalus
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
The number one Syrian teenage sun cultist polygamist possibly-transgender Roman emperor!
It's incredible how quickly someone's life can go to shit. Literally.
It's incredible how quickly someone's life can go to shit. Literally.
Bal des Ardents
Erfurt latrine disaster
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
It's incredible how quickly someone's life can go to shit. Literally.
History will remember him for mispronouncing one word in an Ancient Greek play.
History will remember him for mispronouncing one word in an Ancient Greek play.
Bal des Ardents
Hegelochus
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
History will remember him for mispronouncing one word in an Ancient Greek play.
The University of Oxford held a grudge against him so long they forgot why.
The University of Oxford held a grudge against him so long they forgot why.
Bal des Ardents
Henry Symeonis
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
The University of Oxford held a grudge against him so long they forgot why.
King of France from the minute he was born to the minute he died (total: 5 days).
King of France from the minute he was born to the minute he died (total: 5 days).
Bal des Ardents
John the Posthumous
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
King of France from the minute he was born to the minute he died (total: 5 days).
The world's first drinking game. Care to play? All you need is a bronze "lamp stand" with a tiny statuette on top and some wine.
The world's first drinking game. Care to play? All you need is a bronze "lamp stand" with a tiny statuette on top and some wine.
Bal des Ardents
Kottabos
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
The world's first drinking game. Care to play? All you need is a bronze "lamp stand" with a tiny statuette on top and some wine.
A Pictish nobleman who somehow managed to bite a man to death despite being long-dead himself.
A Pictish nobleman who somehow managed to bite a man to death despite being long-dead himself.
Bal des Ardents
Máel Brigte of Moray
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
A Pictish nobleman who somehow managed to bite a man to death despite being long-dead himself.
Kind of like football hooliganism, except for chariot racing, and also if it resulted in tens of thousands dead, half of Constantinople being burnt to the ground and the Emperor nearly being lynched.
Kind of like football hooliganism, except for chariot racing, and also if it resulted in tens of thousands dead, half of Constantinople being burnt to the ground and the Emperor nearly being lynched.
Bal des Ardents
Nika riots
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
Kind of like football hooliganism, except for chariot racing, and also if it resulted in tens of thousands dead, half of Constantinople being burnt to the ground and the Emperor nearly being lynched.
A 7 year-old medieval Russian boy whose homework tablets, complete with doodles of himself as a "wild beast", were preserved for 700 years before being excavated and becoming a primary source for life in the Novgorod Republic.
A 7 year-old medieval Russian boy whose homework tablets, complete with doodles of himself as a "wild beast", were preserved for 700 years before being excavated and becoming a primary source for life in the Novgorod Republic.
Bal des Ardents
Onfim
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
A 7 year-old medieval Russian boy whose homework tablets, complete with doodles of himself as a "wild beast", were preserved for 700 years before being excavated and becoming a primary source for life in the Novgorod Republic.
A theory by Heribert Illig that the Early Middle Ages (614–911) never occurred. Therefore, it is now 1728 rather than 2025.
A theory by Heribert Illig that the Early Middle Ages (614–911) never occurred. Therefore, it is now 1728 rather than 2025.
Bal des Ardents
Phantom time conspiracy theory
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
A theory by Heribert Illig that the Early Middle Ages (614–911) never occurred. Therefore, it is now 1728 rather than 2025.
He became pope at twenty, and later sold the papacy. He was pope three times.
He became pope at twenty, and later sold the papacy. He was pope three times.
Bal des Ardents
Pope Benedict IX
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
He became pope at twenty, and later sold the papacy. He was pope three times.
The pope who never wanted to be the pope and did everything in his power to stop it.
The pope who never wanted to be the pope and did everything in his power to stop it.
Bal des Ardents
Pope Celestine V
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
The pope who never wanted to be the pope and did everything in his power to stop it.
Turns out that maintaining a two millennium old list of popes leads to some confusion and the creation of a new, official, pope.
Turns out that maintaining a two millennium old list of popes leads to some confusion and the creation of a new, official, pope.
Bal des Ardents
Pope Donus II
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
Turns out that maintaining a two millennium old list of popes leads to some confusion and the creation of a new, official, pope.
Native Americans are among the Ten Lost Tribes? The Zuni are related to Japanese peasants? This and more wild theories are found here.
Native Americans are among the Ten Lost Tribes? The Zuni are related to Japanese peasants? This and more wild theories are found here.
Bal des Ardents
Pre-Columbian transoceanic contact theories
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
Native Americans are among the Ten Lost Tribes? The Zuni are related to Japanese peasants? This and more wild theories are found here.
If you're going to say you'd trade your life for your sick emperor's, make sure he doesn't get better.
If you're going to say you'd trade your life for your sick emperor's, make sure he doesn't get better.
Bal des Ardents
Publius Afranius Potitus
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
If you're going to say you'd trade your life for your sick emperor's, make sure he doesn't get better.
If only we were all a jump, whistle & fart away from prosperity!
If only we were all a jump, whistle & fart away from prosperity!
Bal des Ardents
Roland The Farter
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
If only we were all a jump, whistle & fart away from prosperity!
An elite fighting force consisting of a hand-picked groups of 150 pairs of male lovers.
An elite fighting force consisting of a hand-picked groups of 150 pairs of male lovers.
Bal des Ardents
Sacred Band of Thebes
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
An elite fighting force consisting of a hand-picked groups of 150 pairs of male lovers.
The home of the first flush toilet, as it turns out, is Punjab.
The home of the first flush toilet, as it turns out, is Punjab.
Bal des Ardents
Sanitation of the Indus Valley Civilisation
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
The home of the first flush toilet, as it turns out, is Punjab.
An obscure Roman emperor or usurper whose existence was forgotten until the 20th century, when two coins bearing his name were discovered.
An obscure Roman emperor or usurper whose existence was forgotten until the 20th century, when two coins bearing his name were discovered.
Bal des Ardents
Silbannacus
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
An obscure Roman emperor or usurper whose existence was forgotten until the 20th century, when two coins bearing his name were discovered.
These empires inched progressively closer to each other in the course of the Roman expansion into the ancient Near East and of the simultaneous Han Chinese military incursions into Central Asia. Mutual awareness remained low, and firm knowledge about each other was limited.
These empires inched progressively closer to each other in the course of the Roman expansion into the ancient Near East and of the simultaneous Han Chinese military incursions into Central Asia. Mutual awareness remained low, and firm knowledge about each other was limited.
Bal des Ardents
Sino-Roman relations
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
These empires inched progressively closer to each other in the course of the Roman expansion into the ancient Near East and of the simultaneous Han Chinese military incursions into Central Asia. Mutual awareness remained low, and firm knowledge about each other was limited.
So-named after they acted like idiots so the king would go away.
So-named after they acted like idiots so the king would go away.
Bal des Ardents
Wise Men of Gotham
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
So-named after they acted like idiots so the king would go away.
Bal des Ardents
A masquerade ball in which the king and some noble dancers dress in wild man costumes and accidentally get set on fire by the king's drunk brother.
Burned house horizon
The horizon which consumed cultures in the Balkans and around the Black Sea.
Cagots
A group that were a persecuted minority in France and Spain into the 20th century, and nobody really knows why.
Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir
The progenitor of the one-star Yelp review is a gripe about poor-quality copper.
Criterion of embarrassment
You know it's true because it's too embarrassing for anyone to have made it up.
Daughter of Emperor Xiaoming of Northern Wei
A disputed first female monarch of Chinese history before Wu Zetian, whom the Empress Dowager Hu declared was a boy and was emperor for a day before being replaced by another infant.
Elagabalus
The number one Syrian teenage sun cultist polygamist possibly-transgender Roman emperor!
Erfurt latrine disaster
It's incredible how quickly someone's life can go to shit. Literally.
Hegelochus
History will remember him for mispronouncing one word in an Ancient Greek play.
Henry Symeonis
The University of Oxford held a grudge against him so long they forgot why.
House of Colleoni
A former Italian noble family whose arms included three pairs of testicles.
John the Posthumous
King of France from the minute he was born to the minute he died (total: 5 days).
Kottabos
The world's first drinking game. Care to play? All you need is a bronze "lamp stand" with a tiny statuette on top and some wine.
Máel Brigte of Moray
A Pictish nobleman who somehow managed to bite a man to death despite being long-dead himself.
Nika riots
Kind of like football hooliganism, except for chariot racing, and also if it resulted in tens of thousands dead, half of Constantinople being burnt to the ground and the Emperor nearly being lynched.
Onfim
A 7 year-old medieval Russian boy whose homework tablets, complete with doodles of himself as a "wild beast", were preserved for 700 years before being excavated and becoming a primary source for life in the Novgorod Republic.
Phantom time conspiracy theory
A theory by Heribert Illig that the Early Middle Ages (614–911) never occurred. Therefore, it is now 1728 rather than 2025.
Pope Benedict IX
He became pope at twenty, and later sold the papacy. He was pope three times.
Pope Celestine V
The pope who never wanted to be the pope and did everything in his power to stop it.
Pope Donus II
Turns out that maintaining a two millennium old list of popes leads to some confusion and the creation of a new, official, pope.
Pre-Columbian transoceanic contact theories
Native Americans are among the Ten Lost Tribes? The Zuni are related to Japanese peasants? This and more wild theories are found here.
Publius Afranius Potitus
If you're going to say you'd trade your life for your sick emperor's, make sure he doesn't get better.
Roland The Farter
If only we were all a jump, whistle & fart away from prosperity!
Sacred Band of Thebes
An elite fighting force consisting of a hand-picked groups of 150 pairs of male lovers.
Sanitation of the Indus Valley Civilisation
The home of the first flush toilet, as it turns out, is Punjab.
Silbannacus
An obscure Roman emperor or usurper whose existence was forgotten until the 20th century, when two coins bearing his name were discovered.
Sino-Roman relations
These empires inched progressively closer to each other in the course of the Roman expansion into the ancient Near East and of the simultaneous Han Chinese military incursions into Central Asia. Mutual awareness remained low, and firm knowledge about each other was limited.
Wise Men of Gotham
So-named after they acted like idiots so the king would go away.
· History › Early modern
Architecture terrible
Architecture terrible
Affair of the Sausages
Architecture terrible
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
An architectural style advocated by French architect Jacques-François Blondel.
Charles II of Spain
Charles II of Spain
Affair of the Sausages
Charles II of Spain
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
The last Habsburg King of Spain, who was so severely inbred that he could barely rule his nation due to his constant health problems. Upon his death, his autopsy revealed internal organs so withered and atrophied that witchcraft was actually suspected.
Cock Lane ghost
Cock Lane ghost
Affair of the Sausages
Cock Lane ghost
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
It's not what you think it is!
Curonian colonisation
Curonian colonisation
Affair of the Sausages
Curonian colonisation
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
A Latvian duchy's little-known colonial empire, consisting of bits of land along the Gambia River and the island of Tobago.
Dancing plague of 1518
Dancing plague of 1518
Affair of the Sausages
Dancing plague of 1518
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
In 1518, around 400 people took to dancing for days without rest, and, over the period of about one month, some of those affected died of heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion.
Darien scheme
Darien scheme
Affair of the Sausages
Darien scheme
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
Scotland's disastrous attempt to colonize the inhospitable Darién Gap, which wrecked the country's economy and may have forced the union with England.
Julie d'Aubigny
Julie d'Aubigny
Affair of the Sausages
Julie d'Aubigny
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
A woman who killed several people in duels, burned down a convent to escape it with her girlfriend, was sentenced to death, then joined the Paris Opera, all before dying at only 33 years old.
Defenestrations of Prague
Defenestrations of Prague
Affair of the Sausages
Defenestrations of Prague
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
When was the last time throwing someone out of a window started a war?
Diet of Worms
Diet of Worms
Affair of the Sausages
Diet of Worms
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
An imperial diet that just happened to be held at the city of Worms. Not that Martin Luther was eating so many worms that the Emperor put him on trial. Eugh.
Timothy Dexter
Timothy Dexter
Affair of the Sausages
Timothy Dexter
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
Genius businessman or loony? (See A Pickle for the Knowing Ones.)
False Dmitry
False Dmitry
Affair of the Sausages
False Dmitry
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
A weird phenomenon in Russian history for all the fake kings that they once had. One, in reality, did become a ruler.
Glass delusion
Glass delusion
Affair of the Sausages
Glass delusion
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
Believing oneself to be made of glass was quite in vogue among Renaissance-era European nobility.
Gilles de Rais
Gilles de Rais
Affair of the Sausages
Gilles de Rais
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
Friend of Joan of Arc, and convicted serial killer.
Hospitaller colonization of the Americas
Hospitaller colonization of the Americas
Affair of the Sausages
Hospitaller colonization of the Americas
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
That time Malta under the Knights Hospitaller bought a few islands in the Caribbean, and set up some colonies.
Loveday
Loveday
Affair of the Sausages
Loveday
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
Can holding hands and going to church end a civil war? Turns out: no.
Makassan contact with Australia
Makassan contact with Australia
Affair of the Sausages
Makassan contact with Australia
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
Over a century before Europeans made contact with Australia, Makassarese people from Sulawesi seeking sea cucumbers traded with the Aboriginal Australians of Kimberley and Arnhem land, bringing Islamic and Indonesian influence to the local culture, art, language, and lifestyle.
May 1605 papal conclave
May 1605 papal conclave
Affair of the Sausages
May 1605 papal conclave
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
Cardinal fight! An argument led to this becoming the only conclave that ended with someone's bones being broken.
The Miracle of 1511
The Miracle of 1511
Affair of the Sausages
The Miracle of 1511
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
When the people of Brussels protested against their rulers by building satirical and pornographic snowmen.
Nottingham cheese riot
Nottingham cheese riot
Affair of the Sausages
Nottingham cheese riot
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
A riot that broke out in Nottingham in 1766 over Lincolnshire merchants buying Nottingham cheese with the intent of selling it in Lincolnshire.
Order of the Pug
Order of the Pug
Affair of the Sausages
Order of the Pug
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
A fraternal order that existed for Roman Catholics in Bavaria in the 18th century.
George Psalmanazar
George Psalmanazar
Affair of the Sausages
George Psalmanazar
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
A Frenchman who was so successful in convincing 18th-century Britain he was a Taiwanese man, that he wrote an elaborate and blatantly fictitious history of the island.
Crown Prince Sado
Crown Prince Sado
Affair of the Sausages
Crown Prince Sado
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
To prevent him from becoming the new monarch of Joseon Korea, his father, the king, locked him in a rice chest for eight days, killing him through dehydration.
Yasuke
Yasuke
Affair of the Sausages
Yasuke
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
An African man who ended up becoming a retainer for Oda Nobunaga, one of Japan's most important feudal lords, in 1581.
Affair of the Sausages
One of the major events of the early Protestant Reformation in Switzerland was a religious dispute on whether sausages could be eaten during Lent.
Architecture terrible
An architectural style advocated by French architect Jacques-François Blondel.
Charles II of Spain
The last Habsburg King of Spain, who was so severely inbred that he could barely rule his nation due to his constant health problems. Upon his death, his autopsy revealed internal organs so withered and atrophied that witchcraft was actually suspected.
Cock Lane ghost
It's not what you think it is!
Curonian colonisation
A Latvian duchy's little-known colonial empire, consisting of bits of land along the Gambia River and the island of Tobago.
Dancing plague of 1518
In 1518, around 400 people took to dancing for days without rest, and, over the period of about one month, some of those affected died of heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion.
Darien scheme
Scotland's disastrous attempt to colonize the inhospitable Darién Gap, which wrecked the country's economy and may have forced the union with England.
Julie d'Aubigny
A woman who killed several people in duels, burned down a convent to escape it with her girlfriend, was sentenced to death, then joined the Paris Opera, all before dying at only 33 years old.
Defenestrations of Prague
When was the last time throwing someone out of a window started a war?
Diet of Worms
An imperial diet that just happened to be held at the city of Worms. Not that Martin Luther was eating so many worms that the Emperor put him on trial. Eugh.
Timothy Dexter
Genius businessman or loony? (See A Pickle for the Knowing Ones.)
False Dmitry
A weird phenomenon in Russian history for all the fake kings that they once had. One, in reality, did become a ruler.
Glass delusion
Believing oneself to be made of glass was quite in vogue among Renaissance-era European nobility.
Gilles de Rais
Friend of Joan of Arc, and convicted serial killer.
Hospitaller colonization of the Americas
That time Malta under the Knights Hospitaller bought a few islands in the Caribbean, and set up some colonies.
Loveday
Can holding hands and going to church end a civil war? Turns out: no.
Makassan contact with Australia
Over a century before Europeans made contact with Australia, Makassarese people from Sulawesi seeking sea cucumbers traded with the Aboriginal Australians of Kimberley and Arnhem land, bringing Islamic and Indonesian influence to the local culture, art, language, and lifestyle.
May 1605 papal conclave
Cardinal fight! An argument led to this becoming the only conclave that ended with someone's bones being broken.
The Miracle of 1511
When the people of Brussels protested against their rulers by building satirical and pornographic snowmen.
Nottingham cheese riot
A riot that broke out in Nottingham in 1766 over Lincolnshire merchants buying Nottingham cheese with the intent of selling it in Lincolnshire.
Order of the Pug
A fraternal order that existed for Roman Catholics in Bavaria in the 18th century.
George Psalmanazar
A Frenchman who was so successful in convincing 18th-century Britain he was a Taiwanese man, that he wrote an elaborate and blatantly fictitious history of the island.
Crown Prince Sado
To prevent him from becoming the new monarch of Joseon Korea, his father, the king, locked him in a rice chest for eight days, killing him through dehydration.
Yasuke
An African man who ended up becoming a retainer for Oda Nobunaga, one of Japan's most important feudal lords, in 1581.
· History › 19th century
Kinjirō Ashiwara
Kinjirō Ashiwara
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Kinjirō Ashiwara
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
Emperor of Japan, but only in his own mind. See also Emperor Norton below.
John Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland
John Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
John Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
A reclusive English nobleman who built a vast maze under his home.
The boy Jones
The boy Jones
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
The boy Jones
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
A Buckingham Palace intruder who went one better than later counterpart Michael Fagan, as he kept coming back over a period of three years.
Confederados
Confederados
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Confederados
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
A small group of white Brazilians with roots in the southern United States.
Drapetomania
Drapetomania
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Drapetomania
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
"Those slaves want to be free? They must be mentally ill!"
Dublin whiskey fire
Dublin whiskey fire
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Dublin whiskey fire
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
In 1875, a whiskey brewery warehouse in Dublin caught fire leading to the deaths of 13 people—not from the fire, but from alcohol poisoning as they drank free, undiluted whiskey from the streets.
Eggnog riot
Eggnog riot
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Eggnog riot
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
When a bunch of soldiers made a bunch of eggnog, got drunk, and started a riot. among the rioters was future Confederate States president Jefferson Davis.
Emperor Norton
Emperor Norton
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Emperor Norton
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
To give him his full title; Norton I, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico. Somewhat recognized by the population of California.
Johann Georg August Galletti
Johann Georg August Galletti
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Johann Georg August Galletti
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
The early-19th-century master of the bizarre turn of phrase.
Great Moon Hoax
Great Moon Hoax
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Great Moon Hoax
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
An infamous article by the Sun that claimed that animals such as unicorns and bat-winged humans were found living on the moon.
Great Stink
Great Stink
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Great Stink
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
A London summer so smelly it prompted government action.
Charles J. Guiteau
Charles J. Guiteau
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Charles J. Guiteau
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
The strangest man to ever assassinate a US President. Highlight: the self-penned poem from the point of view of a child that he wrote for his execution.
Heinrich LXXII, Prince Reuss of Lobenstein and Ebersdorf
Heinrich LXXII, Prince Reuss of Lobenstein and Ebersdorf
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Heinrich LXXII, Prince Reuss of Lobenstein and Ebersdorf
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
A Minor German prince with the largest Regnal number in history because every male in his family was given the name "Heinrich" and all were given a number.
Jerome of Sandy Cove
Jerome of Sandy Cove
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Jerome of Sandy Cove
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
A man, unable to speak any language known to locals, was discovered on the beaches of Nova Scotia in 1861 with his legs cut off. He lived for fifty more years, but remains unidentified to this day.
Kentucky meat shower
Kentucky meat shower
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Kentucky meat shower
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
Not as sexy as you'd imagine it to be.
Knights of the Golden Circle
Knights of the Golden Circle
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Knights of the Golden Circle
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
A secret society of American slave masters that planned to invade lands in Latin America to spread their pro-slavery views.
London Beer Flood
London Beer Flood
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
London Beer Flood
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
Nine people drowned by a flood of over 300,000 gallons of beer.
Louis Antoine, Duke of Angoulême
Louis Antoine, Duke of Angoulême
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Louis Antoine, Duke of Angoulême
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
King of France for 20 minutes.
Gregor MacGregor
Gregor MacGregor
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Gregor MacGregor
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
That's his real name. Possibly the only honest thing about him.
New England vampire panic
New England vampire panic
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
New England vampire panic
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
An outbreak of tuberculosis in the late 1800s led some superstitious New Englanders to burn the internal organs of their dead relatives, in some cases feeding them to sick family members, to try to prevent the disease from spreading.
Nongqawuse
Nongqawuse
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Nongqawuse
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
During (and likely because of) colonization, a Xhosa teenager became an apocalyptic prophetess, ordering the Xhosa to destroy their own crops and livestock—which they did.
Heinrich Schliemann
Heinrich Schliemann
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Heinrich Schliemann
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
The man who blew up Troy while looking for Troy.
William Walker
William Walker
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
William Walker
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
Trying to create new slave-holding colonies, he became president of Nicaragua for a year and inspired Latin America to come together for the first time (to oust him).
Watermelon Riot
Watermelon Riot
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
Watermelon Riot
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
A deadly riot that unfolded over a stolen slice of watermelon.
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural address
What happens when you start your important new job fortified by three full glasses of straight whiskey, filled to the brim, after spending the week leading up to it in (more or less) a drunken stupor.
Kinjirō Ashiwara
Emperor of Japan, but only in his own mind. See also Emperor Norton below.
John Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland
A reclusive English nobleman who built a vast maze under his home.
The boy Jones
A Buckingham Palace intruder who went one better than later counterpart Michael Fagan, as he kept coming back over a period of three years.
Confederados
A small group of white Brazilians with roots in the southern United States.
Drapetomania
"Those slaves want to be free? They must be mentally ill!"
Dublin whiskey fire
In 1875, a whiskey brewery warehouse in Dublin caught fire leading to the deaths of 13 people—not from the fire, but from alcohol poisoning as they drank free, undiluted whiskey from the streets.
Eggnog riot
When a bunch of soldiers made a bunch of eggnog, got drunk, and started a riot. among the rioters was future Confederate States president Jefferson Davis.
Emperor Norton
To give him his full title; Norton I, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico. Somewhat recognized by the population of California.
Johann Georg August Galletti
The early-19th-century master of the bizarre turn of phrase.
Great Moon Hoax
An infamous article by the Sun that claimed that animals such as unicorns and bat-winged humans were found living on the moon.
Great Stink
A London summer so smelly it prompted government action.
Charles J. Guiteau
The strangest man to ever assassinate a US President. Highlight: the self-penned poem from the point of view of a child that he wrote for his execution.
Heinrich LXXII, Prince Reuss of Lobenstein and Ebersdorf
A Minor German prince with the largest Regnal number in history because every male in his family was given the name "Heinrich" and all were given a number.
Jerome of Sandy Cove
A man, unable to speak any language known to locals, was discovered on the beaches of Nova Scotia in 1861 with his legs cut off. He lived for fifty more years, but remains unidentified to this day.
Kentucky meat shower
Not as sexy as you'd imagine it to be.
Knights of the Golden Circle
A secret society of American slave masters that planned to invade lands in Latin America to spread their pro-slavery views.
London Beer Flood
Nine people drowned by a flood of over 300,000 gallons of beer.
Louis Antoine, Duke of Angoulême
King of France for 20 minutes.
Gregor MacGregor
That's his real name. Possibly the only honest thing about him.
New England vampire panic
An outbreak of tuberculosis in the late 1800s led some superstitious New Englanders to burn the internal organs of their dead relatives, in some cases feeding them to sick family members, to try to prevent the disease from spreading.
Nongqawuse
During (and likely because of) colonization, a Xhosa teenager became an apocalyptic prophetess, ordering the Xhosa to destroy their own crops and livestock—which they did.
Heinrich Schliemann
The man who blew up Troy while looking for Troy.
William Walker
Trying to create new slave-holding colonies, he became president of Nicaragua for a year and inspired Latin America to come together for the first time (to oust him).
Watermelon Riot
A deadly riot that unfolded over a stolen slice of watermelon.
· History › 20th century
Affair of the Dancing Lamas
Affair of the Dancing Lamas
9 November in German history
Affair of the Dancing Lamas
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
They danced in the UK for a documentary; it made Tibet cut off relations and isolate themselves, which left them unprepared when the Chinese PLA marched in.
Anti-tobacco movement in Nazi Germany
Anti-tobacco movement in Nazi Germany
9 November in German history
Anti-tobacco movement in Nazi Germany
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Somehow, Nazi Germany was a pioneer of policies of this kind.
Are There Men on the Moon?
Are There Men on the Moon?
9 November in German history
Are There Men on the Moon?
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
An essay written by Winston Churchill in 1942 about the possibility of alien life. Apparently he didn't have anything more important to think about at the time.
Eduard Bloch
Eduard Bloch
9 November in German history
Eduard Bloch
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The Jewish doctor that treated Hitler's mother and was the only Jew that was protected by the dictator himself when Nazi Germany invaded Austria.
Chewing gum sales ban in Singapore
Chewing gum sales ban in Singapore
9 November in German history
Chewing gum sales ban in Singapore
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The curious case of the banning of gumballs in an Asian nation.
Christmas truce
Christmas truce
9 November in German history
Christmas truce
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
An unofficial armistice in WW1 where nations celebrated Christmas and played football (soccer).
COINTELPRO
COINTELPRO
9 November in German history
COINTELPRO
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The FBI's name for their undercover operation of investigation, and at times disruption, of influential groups and people in the inland United States during the Cold War. Some of the most famous individuals observed in this operation include: Martin Luther King Jr., Muhammad Ali, John Lennon, Charles Chaplin and Malcolm X.
Crocker Land Expedition
Crocker Land Expedition
9 November in German history
Crocker Land Expedition
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
An expedition to a non-existent island created to swindle a businessman.
Czechoslovak Togo
Czechoslovak Togo
9 November in German history
Czechoslovak Togo
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A landlocked Eastern European country proposed getting a colony in Africa, to be administered by its troops in Siberia.
Đorđe Martinović incident
Đorđe Martinović incident
9 November in German history
Đorđe Martinović incident
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A man goes to the emergency room with a bottle up his anus, and kicks off the collapse of Yugoslavia...
East Germany balloon escape
East Germany balloon escape
9 November in German history
East Germany balloon escape
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
One of the most famous cases of East Germans escaping to the West.
Elizabeth, Lady Hope
Elizabeth, Lady Hope
9 November in German history
Elizabeth, Lady Hope
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A woman who became famous for creating a hoax where Charles Darwin renounced his theories of evolution at his final moments.
Extraterritoriality of Princess Margriet's birth
Extraterritoriality of Princess Margriet's birth
9 November in German history
Extraterritoriality of Princess Margriet's birth
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
One building in Canada became part of the Netherlands for a few days to allow for the exiled Crown Princess to give birth there.
Dorothy Gibson
Dorothy Gibson
9 November in German history
Dorothy Gibson
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
An actress famous for surviving the Titanic sinking, and also for living a rather turbulent life afterwards.
Great Michigan Pizza Funeral
Great Michigan Pizza Funeral
9 November in German history
Great Michigan Pizza Funeral
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Ashes to ashes, crust to crust.
Great Molasses Flood
Great Molasses Flood
9 November in German history
Great Molasses Flood
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A storage tank burst and flooded the streets of Boston with a 25-foot (7.6 m) high wave of molasses.
Julia Butterfly Hill
Julia Butterfly Hill
9 November in German history
Julia Butterfly Hill
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Environmental activist who lived in an approximately 1,000-year-old tree for 738 days to prevent it from being logged.
Masabumi Hosono
Masabumi Hosono
9 November in German history
Masabumi Hosono
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The only Japanese survivor of the Titanic sinking, and someone who wasn't welcomed in his home country after the disaster.
Violet Jessop
Violet Jessop
9 November in German history
Violet Jessop
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
An Argentinian nurse known for surviving three separate maritime disasters, including the sinkings of both the Titanic and the Britannic.
Charles Joughin
Charles Joughin
9 November in German history
Charles Joughin
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Another Titanic survivor, famous for being so drunk that the freezing waters wouldn't kill him.
Killing baby Hitler
Killing baby Hitler
9 November in German history
Killing baby Hitler
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
How could you do it? Or, how could you not do it?
Kilroy was here
Kilroy was here
9 November in German history
Kilroy was here
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A meme from World War II.
Bobby Leach
Bobby Leach
9 November in German history
Bobby Leach
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Went over Niagara Falls in a barrel and survived, attempted to swim the rapids under it and survived... then died after slipping on an orange peel.
Li Guangchang
Li Guangchang
9 November in German history
Li Guangchang
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A Chinese man who founded a cult and declared himself Emperor of China in the 1980s.
Madagascar Plan
Madagascar Plan
9 November in German history
Madagascar Plan
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
An abandoned Nazi plan to transport all of the Jewish population of Europe on to one little island.
Mango cult
Mango cult
9 November in German history
Mango cult
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
It takes quite the cult of personality to have a fruit you gave as a gift be venerated.
Francisco Macías Nguema
Francisco Macías Nguema
9 November in German history
Francisco Macías Nguema
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
What happens when a mentally unstable, self-proclaimed "Hitlerian-Marxist" becomes the leader of a nation? Mary Hopkin's music getting played during a mass execution becomes one of the less strange events during a presidency.
MKUltra
MKUltra
9 November in German history
MKUltra
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The CIA's dabblings in brainwashing, sensory deprivation and LSD experiments.
Moscow gold
Moscow gold
9 November in German history
Moscow gold
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
At the start of the Spanish Civil War, more than 70% of the Bank of Spain's gold reserves were transported to the Soviet Union by the Republican government. The controversy and mystery of where it went continues to echo through Spain.
Franz Nopcsa von Felső-Szilvás
Franz Nopcsa von Felső-Szilvás
9 November in German history
Franz Nopcsa von Felső-Szilvás
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
takes a deep breath* He’s a baron, paleontologist, geologist, aristocrat, adventurer, scholar, albanologist, and one-time spy. Among other things, he was the first to postulate that certain dinosaurs got smaller on islands, was almost the king of Albania, and named a fossil turtle after his male lover’s arse.
North Hollywood shootout
North Hollywood shootout
9 November in German history
North Hollywood shootout
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
In 1997, two heavily armed men were involved in a bank robbery, which turned into a 44-minute shootout with police officers. 20 people were injured as a result, and only the criminals died.
Octobering
Octobering
9 November in German history
Octobering
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
In a country where Christianity has been banned as "counter-revolutionary", but still want to have a christening? No problem!
Kenzō Okuzaki
Kenzō Okuzaki
9 November in German history
Kenzō Okuzaki
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A WW2 Japanese army veteran whose attempts to hold the Emperor responsible for the hardships of the war involved obscenity, murder and pachinko balls.
Operation Paperclip
Operation Paperclip
9 November in German history
Operation Paperclip
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Whereby Nazi scientists (including "father of rocket science" Wernher von Braun) were granted amnesty by the US in exchange for their secrets.
Emilio Palma
Emilio Palma
9 November in German history
Emilio Palma
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
An Argentine national who was the first person to be born in Antarctica.
Assassination of Olof Palme
Assassination of Olof Palme
9 November in German history
Assassination of Olof Palme
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The murder of a Swedish prime minister that became one of the country's most durable mysteries.
Punjabi Mexican Americans
Punjabi Mexican Americans
9 November in German history
Punjabi Mexican Americans
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Two groups discriminated against in 1910s California intermarried, creating a unique, dynamic community and a delectable new fusion cuisine.
Puyi
Puyi
9 November in German history
Puyi
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
He became the last Emperor of China at the age of two and died as an ordinary citizen, ending 2,133 years of dynastic rule in China. In his twilight years, he also did community theater.
Radcliffe Line
Radcliffe Line
9 November in German history
Radcliffe Line
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The real reason for the many conflicts between India and Pakistan? They gave one man who'd never been there five weeks to draw a border.
Rangoon bombing
Rangoon bombing
9 November in German history
Rangoon bombing
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A relatively unknown case of North Korean violence aimed at South Korean representatives in Burma.
Reggio revolt
Reggio revolt
9 November in German history
Reggio revolt
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A coalition of Christian democrats, fascists and anarchists started an armed revolt because the Italian government chose the wrong city as the regional capital. Oh and Francesco Franco led it too.
Mathias Rust
Mathias Rust
9 November in German history
Mathias Rust
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The West German who landed on a bridge in Moscow in 1987.
Satanic Verses controversy
Satanic Verses controversy
9 November in German history
Satanic Verses controversy
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
One book caused the death of thousands and put Middle Eastern and Islamic relations with the West in the sorry state they are today. Also don’t forget about when the author of the book got stabbed.
Self-propelled barge T-36
Self-propelled barge T-36
9 November in German history
Self-propelled barge T-36
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A Soviet barge that floated all the way across the Pacific, with no casualties.
Khalid Sheldrake
Khalid Sheldrake
9 November in German history
Khalid Sheldrake
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The story of an English pickle merchant who became a devout Muslim and was declared king by Uyghur rebels during the Chinese Warlord Era.
Shindo Renmei
Shindo Renmei
9 November in German history
Shindo Renmei
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Japanese Brazilians who refused to believe Japan had surrendered and continued the cause... by killing other Japanese Brazilians.
Stanley Lord
Stanley Lord
9 November in German history
Stanley Lord
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The captain of a ship that could've been the savior of the victims of the Titanic disaster.
Albert Stevens
Albert Stevens
9 November in German history
Albert Stevens
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The most radioactive human ever who somehow died of natural natural causes.
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
9 November in German history
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Not so funny.
Ignaz Trebitsch-Lincoln
Ignaz Trebitsch-Lincoln
9 November in German history
Ignaz Trebitsch-Lincoln
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
A Hungarian-Jewish man who was, at various times, a UK Member of Parliament, German World War I spy, Nazi collaborator and self-proclaimed Dalai Lama.
Tuskegee Syphilis Study
Tuskegee Syphilis Study
9 November in German history
Tuskegee Syphilis Study
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
One of the darkest and most bizarre biological experiments in US history, one which spanned decades.
Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
9 November in German history
Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
During the Russian Civil War, an ultra-reactionary Baltic German general converted to Buddhism and tried to revive the Mongol Empire.
United Nations Temporary Executive Authority (Western New Guinea)
United Nations Temporary Executive Authority (Western New Guinea)
9 November in German history
United Nations Temporary Executive Authority (Western New Guinea)
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
The largest ever temporary United Nations territory, and the only one to be transferred to the country that was invading it to cause the U.N. takeover in the first place.
United States involvement in regime change
United States involvement in regime change
9 November in German history
United States involvement in regime change
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Now, this is perhaps the most complicated and long article in this list. However, you'll find many surprises once you read it. See also Operation Condor.
John Zegrus
John Zegrus
9 November in German history
John Zegrus
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Turned up in Japan in 1959, claiming to be a war hero and a military recruiter for the United Arab Republic (and possibly also claimed to be from Africa). His true identity and motives are still a mystery.
9 November in German history
Several extremely major German historical events ranging from 1848 to 1989 all happened on the same day of the year.
Affair of the Dancing Lamas
They danced in the UK for a documentary; it made Tibet cut off relations and isolate themselves, which left them unprepared when the Chinese PLA marched in.
Anti-tobacco movement in Nazi Germany
Somehow, Nazi Germany was a pioneer of policies of this kind.
Are There Men on the Moon?
An essay written by Winston Churchill in 1942 about the possibility of alien life. Apparently he didn't have anything more important to think about at the time.
Eduard Bloch
The Jewish doctor that treated Hitler's mother and was the only Jew that was protected by the dictator himself when Nazi Germany invaded Austria.
Chewing gum sales ban in Singapore
The curious case of the banning of gumballs in an Asian nation.
Christmas truce
An unofficial armistice in WW1 where nations celebrated Christmas and played football (soccer).
COINTELPRO
The FBI's name for their undercover operation of investigation, and at times disruption, of influential groups and people in the inland United States during the Cold War. Some of the most famous individuals observed in this operation include: Martin Luther King Jr., Muhammad Ali, John Lennon, Charles Chaplin and Malcolm X.
Crocker Land Expedition
An expedition to a non-existent island created to swindle a businessman.
Czechoslovak Togo
A landlocked Eastern European country proposed getting a colony in Africa, to be administered by its troops in Siberia.
Đorđe Martinović incident
A man goes to the emergency room with a bottle up his anus, and kicks off the collapse of Yugoslavia...
East Germany balloon escape
One of the most famous cases of East Germans escaping to the West.
Elizabeth, Lady Hope
A woman who became famous for creating a hoax where Charles Darwin renounced his theories of evolution at his final moments.
Extraterritoriality of Princess Margriet's birth
One building in Canada became part of the Netherlands for a few days to allow for the exiled Crown Princess to give birth there.
Dorothy Gibson
An actress famous for surviving the Titanic sinking, and also for living a rather turbulent life afterwards.
Great Michigan Pizza Funeral
Ashes to ashes, crust to crust.
Great Molasses Flood
A storage tank burst and flooded the streets of Boston with a 25-foot (7.6 m) high wave of molasses.
Julia Butterfly Hill
Environmental activist who lived in an approximately 1,000-year-old tree for 738 days to prevent it from being logged.
Masabumi Hosono
The only Japanese survivor of the Titanic sinking, and someone who wasn't welcomed in his home country after the disaster.
Violet Jessop
An Argentinian nurse known for surviving three separate maritime disasters, including the sinkings of both the Titanic and the Britannic.
Charles Joughin
Another Titanic survivor, famous for being so drunk that the freezing waters wouldn't kill him.
Killing baby Hitler
How could you do it? Or, how could you not do it?
Kilroy was here
A meme from World War II.
Bobby Leach
Went over Niagara Falls in a barrel and survived, attempted to swim the rapids under it and survived... then died after slipping on an orange peel.
Li Guangchang
A Chinese man who founded a cult and declared himself Emperor of China in the 1980s.
Madagascar Plan
An abandoned Nazi plan to transport all of the Jewish population of Europe on to one little island.
Mango cult
It takes quite the cult of personality to have a fruit you gave as a gift be venerated.
Francisco Macías Nguema
What happens when a mentally unstable, self-proclaimed "Hitlerian-Marxist" becomes the leader of a nation? Mary Hopkin's music getting played during a mass execution becomes one of the less strange events during a presidency.
MKUltra
The CIA's dabblings in brainwashing, sensory deprivation and LSD experiments.
Moscow gold
At the start of the Spanish Civil War, more than 70% of the Bank of Spain's gold reserves were transported to the Soviet Union by the Republican government. The controversy and mystery of where it went continues to echo through Spain.
Franz Nopcsa von Felső-Szilvás
takes a deep breath* He’s a baron, paleontologist, geologist, aristocrat, adventurer, scholar, albanologist, and one-time spy. Among other things, he was the first to postulate that certain dinosaurs got smaller on islands, was almost the king of Albania, and named a fossil turtle after his male lover’s arse.
North Hollywood shootout
In 1997, two heavily armed men were involved in a bank robbery, which turned into a 44-minute shootout with police officers. 20 people were injured as a result, and only the criminals died.
Octobering
In a country where Christianity has been banned as "counter-revolutionary", but still want to have a christening? No problem!
Kenzō Okuzaki
A WW2 Japanese army veteran whose attempts to hold the Emperor responsible for the hardships of the war involved obscenity, murder and pachinko balls.
Operation Paperclip
Whereby Nazi scientists (including "father of rocket science" Wernher von Braun) were granted amnesty by the US in exchange for their secrets.
Emilio Palma
An Argentine national who was the first person to be born in Antarctica.
Assassination of Olof Palme
The murder of a Swedish prime minister that became one of the country's most durable mysteries.
Punjabi Mexican Americans
Two groups discriminated against in 1910s California intermarried, creating a unique, dynamic community and a delectable new fusion cuisine.
Puyi
He became the last Emperor of China at the age of two and died as an ordinary citizen, ending 2,133 years of dynastic rule in China. In his twilight years, he also did community theater.
Radcliffe Line
The real reason for the many conflicts between India and Pakistan? They gave one man who'd never been there five weeks to draw a border.
Rangoon bombing
A relatively unknown case of North Korean violence aimed at South Korean representatives in Burma.
Reggio revolt
A coalition of Christian democrats, fascists and anarchists started an armed revolt because the Italian government chose the wrong city as the regional capital. Oh and Francesco Franco led it too.
Mathias Rust
The West German who landed on a bridge in Moscow in 1987.
Satanic Verses controversy
One book caused the death of thousands and put Middle Eastern and Islamic relations with the West in the sorry state they are today. Also don’t forget about when the author of the book got stabbed.
Self-propelled barge T-36
A Soviet barge that floated all the way across the Pacific, with no casualties.
Khalid Sheldrake
The story of an English pickle merchant who became a devout Muslim and was declared king by Uyghur rebels during the Chinese Warlord Era.
Shindo Renmei
Japanese Brazilians who refused to believe Japan had surrendered and continued the cause... by killing other Japanese Brazilians.
Stanley Lord
The captain of a ship that could've been the savior of the victims of the Titanic disaster.
Albert Stevens
The most radioactive human ever who somehow died of natural natural causes.
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
Not so funny.
· History › 21st century
Cottage cheese boycott
Cottage cheese boycott
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Cottage cheese boycott
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
A protest against rising staple food prices in Israel.
Dean scream
Dean scream
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Dean scream
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
A presidential bid that was ended by a scream.
Rudi Dekkers
Rudi Dekkers
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Rudi Dekkers
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
How the September 11 attacks changed everything for the flying instructor of three of the hijackers.
Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
Thieves stole 3,000 tons of it! Is it really that valuable?
Uday Hussein
Uday Hussein
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Uday Hussein
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
Saddam Hussein's oldest son and a real-life Far Cry or James Bond villain. Among other things, he was a rapist and murderer, had a doppelganger named Latif Yahia, (whom Uday would send to torture) and also had the habit of kidnapping women at wedding celebrations.
Laser Kiwi flag
Laser Kiwi flag
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Laser Kiwi flag
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
The real New Zealand flag in all our hearts.
Norwegian butter crisis
Norwegian butter crisis
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Norwegian butter crisis
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
A massive inflation of butter prices caused illegal smuggling and an "emergency appeal" from a Danish television show.
John P. O'Neill
John P. O'Neill
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
John P. O'Neill
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
As special agent in the FBI, he'd investigated Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden but quit due to internal politics. He then took up a job at the World Trade Center in 2001. (Quote from his friend on hearing he'd taken that job: "At least they're not going to bomb it again". His reply: "They'll probably try to finish the job.")
Pepsi fruit juice flood
Pepsi fruit juice flood
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Pepsi fruit juice flood
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
A PepsiCo warehouse collapse flooded the streets of Russia with an assortment of juices.
Ruhnama
Ruhnama
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Ruhnama
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
The Turkmen dictator's book that, during his lifetime, became required reading at universities and even part of the driving test.
Stellar Wind
Stellar Wind
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Stellar Wind
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
Part of the new post-9/11 surveillance program, this project's cases were often referred to as "pizza cases" because what was suspected to be terrorist activity often turned out to be a takeout order.
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
A prime minister who fell victim to gun violence... in a country where guns are illegal. The assassin's motive was a personal grudge against a notorious anti-communist cult.
Cottage cheese boycott
A protest against rising staple food prices in Israel.
Dean scream
A presidential bid that was ended by a scream.
Rudi Dekkers
How the September 11 attacks changed everything for the flying instructor of three of the hijackers.
Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
Thieves stole 3,000 tons of it! Is it really that valuable?
Uday Hussein
Saddam Hussein's oldest son and a real-life Far Cry or James Bond villain. Among other things, he was a rapist and murderer, had a doppelganger named Latif Yahia, (whom Uday would send to torture) and also had the habit of kidnapping women at wedding celebrations.
Laser Kiwi flag
The real New Zealand flag in all our hearts.
Norwegian butter crisis
A massive inflation of butter prices caused illegal smuggling and an "emergency appeal" from a Danish television show.
John P. O'Neill
As special agent in the FBI, he'd investigated Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden but quit due to internal politics. He then took up a job at the World Trade Center in 2001. (Quote from his friend on hearing he'd taken that job: "At least they're not going to bomb it again". His reply: "They'll probably try to finish the job.")
Pepsi fruit juice flood
A PepsiCo warehouse collapse flooded the streets of Russia with an assortment of juices.
Ruhnama
The Turkmen dictator's book that, during his lifetime, became required reading at universities and even part of the driving test.
Stellar Wind
Part of the new post-9/11 surveillance program, this project's cases were often referred to as "pizza cases" because what was suspected to be terrorist activity often turned out to be a takeout order.
· Mathematics and numbers
0.999...
0.999...
−0
0.999...
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
An infinitely long way to write 1.
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
−0
2 + 2 = 5
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
or perhaps it equals 1984...
616
616
−0
616
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
The real number of the beast?
65537-gon
65537-gon
−0
65537-gon
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
It can be constructed with a compass and straight edge... but so can a circle, and it's not like you'd notice the 15 parts per billion of difference.
A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates
A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates
−0
A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A pioneering book that does exactly what it says on the cover. Somehow, not the only random number book either.
Abstract nonsense
Abstract nonsense
−0
Abstract nonsense
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
An affectionate term for parts of mathematical proof.
All horses are the same color
All horses are the same color
−0
All horses are the same color
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Flawed mathematical induction proof that all horses are the same color.
Almost everywhere
Almost everywhere
−0
Almost everywhere
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Does not refer to advertising or corrupt corporate practices, but is instead a term in measure theory.
Almost integer
Almost integer
−0
Almost integer
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
By a strange coincidence, e π − π ≈ 20 {\displaystyle e^{\pi }-\pi \approx 20} - and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Almost periodic function
Almost periodic function
−0
Almost periodic function
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Well, at least they tried.
Banach–Tarski paradox
Banach–Tarski paradox
−0
Banach–Tarski paradox
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Tutorial to make two spheres from one.
Belphegor's prime
Belphegor's prime
−0
Belphegor's prime
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
1 followed by 13 zeros followed by 666 followed by 13 zeros followed by 1.
Bertrand's postulate
Bertrand's postulate
−0
Bertrand's postulate
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Despite now being a theorem, still conventionally called a postulate.
Calculator spelling
Calculator spelling
−0
Calculator spelling
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
5318008!
The Complexity of Songs
The Complexity of Songs
−0
The Complexity of Songs
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A treatise on the computational complexity of songs by venerable computer scientist Donald Knuth.
Cox–Zucker machine
Cox–Zucker machine
−0
Cox–Zucker machine
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
This machine does what?!
Erdős–Bacon number
Erdős–Bacon number
−0
Erdős–Bacon number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A combination of the degrees of separation from actor Kevin Bacon and mathematician Paul Erdős.
Extravagant number
Extravagant number
−0
Extravagant number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Don't take it shopping. Not very friendly with the frugal number either.
Gabriel's horn
Gabriel's horn
−0
Gabriel's horn
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A geometric figure with an infinite surface area but finite volume. So even if the horn was filled with paint, you could never paint its surface.
Graham's number
Graham's number
−0
Graham's number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A number so large that the observable universe is not big enough to write it in full in decimal notation or even scientific notation.
Hairy ball theorem
Hairy ball theorem
−0
Hairy ball theorem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Mathematicians are terrible at naming things.
Happy number
Happy number
−0
Happy number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Not just a cheery song on the radio.
Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel
Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel
−0
Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A fully occupied hotel cannot accommodate any more guests. Or can it? Or, once it can, can it not?
Homicidal chauffeur problem
Homicidal chauffeur problem
−0
Homicidal chauffeur problem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
What does a murderous driver have in common with a guided missile?
Illegal number
Illegal number
−0
Illegal number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Does the US government forbid knowledge of the existence of certain numbers?
Illumination Problem
Illumination Problem
−0
Illumination Problem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A room with a bit of a shadow.
Indiana pi bill
Indiana pi bill
−0
Indiana pi bill
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A notorious attempt to legislate the value of pi as 3.2.
Infinite monkey theorem
Infinite monkey theorem
−0
Infinite monkey theorem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters will (almost surely) produce all possible written texts.
Interesting number paradox
Interesting number paradox
−0
Interesting number paradox
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Either all natural numbers are interesting or else none of them are.
Kruskal's tree theorem
Kruskal's tree theorem
−0
Kruskal's tree theorem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
TREE(1) = 1; TREE(2) = 3; TREE(3) = ...wait, where did all my disk space go?
Kissing number
Kissing number
−0
Kissing number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
In three dimensions, the limit is 12, so if you plan on kissing 13 people... sad.
Legendre's constant
Legendre's constant
−0
Legendre's constant
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
After 91 years and much effort, this legendary constant was found to be ... 1. Just 1.
Look-and-say sequence
Look-and-say sequence
−0
Look-and-say sequence
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Also known as the Cuckoo's Egg.
Mathematical fallacy
Mathematical fallacy
−0
Mathematical fallacy
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Trying to prove that 2 = 1 or that 1 < 0.
Mathematical joke
Mathematical joke
−0
Mathematical joke
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.
Minkowski's question-mark function
Minkowski's question-mark function
−0
Minkowski's question-mark function
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A function with an unusual notation and possessing unusual fractal properties.
Monty Hall problem
Monty Hall problem
−0
Monty Hall problem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
The counter-intuitive way to prevail when playing Let's Make a Deal.
Moving sofa problem
Moving sofa problem
−0
Moving sofa problem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
What is the largest area of a sofa that can be manoeuvred through an L-shaped corner?
NAND logic
NAND logic
−0
NAND logic
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Turns out you only need one logic gate to do anything.
Narcissistic number
Narcissistic number
−0
Narcissistic number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
The pluperfect digital invariant says "Count me in"!
Nothing-up-my-sleeve number
Nothing-up-my-sleeve number
−0
Nothing-up-my-sleeve number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A number which is "above suspicion".
Number of the beast
Number of the beast
−0
Number of the beast
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
For beastly people bored of the number of unluckiness.
Numbers station
Numbers station
−0
Numbers station
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
[Six bars of The Lincolnshire Poacher play]  "¡Atención! ¡Atención! One, four, seventeen, twenty-four..."
Pair of pants
Pair of pants
−0
Pair of pants
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Topology is not pants-optional.
Pi is 3
Pi is 3
−0
Pi is 3
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Did Japanese education guidelines shockingly redefine pi as exactly 3? No, they didn't, but where's the news story and public outcry in that?
Pointless topology
Pointless topology
−0
Pointless topology
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Not as useless as it sounds.
Potato paradox
Potato paradox
−0
Potato paradox
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
If potatoes consisting of 99% water dry so that they are 98% water, they lose 50% of their weight.
Proof by intimidation
Proof by intimidation
−0
Proof by intimidation
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
The description of this article is trivially constructed and has been left as an exercise for the reader.
Ramanujan summation
Ramanujan summation
−0
Ramanujan summation
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
What do you get when you add all positive integers, up to infinity? You get a negative fraction.
Schizophrenic number
Schizophrenic number
−0
Schizophrenic number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Can numbers have mental disorders?
Sexy prime
Sexy prime
−0
Sexy prime
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Prime numbers that differ from each other by sex. Er... six.
Six nines in pi
Six nines in pi
−0
Six nines in pi
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A mathematical coincidence, the sequence "999999" appears a mere 762 digits into the decimal expansion of pi. Nice.
Spaghetti sort
Spaghetti sort
−0
Spaghetti sort
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
An algorithm for sorting rods of spaghetti.
Squaring the square
Squaring the square
−0
Squaring the square
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Surely easier than squaring the circle? You'd be surprised.
Squircle
Squircle
−0
Squircle
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Not quite a square, not quite a circle, definitely not a Pokémon either.
Tarski's circle-squaring problem
Tarski's circle-squaring problem
−0
Tarski's circle-squaring problem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
How to square the circle for real.
Taxicab number
Taxicab number
−0
Taxicab number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Never tell a Numberphile that a number is uninteresting.
Tetraphobia
Tetraphobia
−0
Tetraphobia
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Sometimes found in conjunction with triskaidekaphobia (see below) in East Asian cultures. More prevalent in Japan, where 49 is associated with "suffering until death".
Tits group
Tits group
−0
Tits group
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
The perfect sporadic group doesn't exi-
Triskaidekaphobia
Triskaidekaphobia
−0
Triskaidekaphobia
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
No, it's not related to the Code of Hammurabi. No, it's not always considered unlucky. Yes, space exploration has been touched by it.
Tupper's self-referential formula
Tupper's self-referential formula
−0
Tupper's self-referential formula
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A formula that draws itself!
Ulam spiral
Ulam spiral
−0
Ulam spiral
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A bored mathematician discovers an unusual numerical pattern while doodling.
Umbral calculus
Umbral calculus
−0
Umbral calculus
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
A mathematical method successfully used for over 100 years, despite the notable limitation of no one on Earth knowing exactly how or why it worked.
Unexpected hanging paradox
Unexpected hanging paradox
−0
Unexpected hanging paradox
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
If you're told you'll be hanged on a day you'll never expect it, you can prove logically that there's no day you can be hanged at all. Which, of course, means you won't expect it when the hanging does happen as planned.
Unknot
Unknot
−0
Unknot
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
The least knotted of all mathematical knots.
Vacuous truth
Vacuous truth
−0
Vacuous truth
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
All pigs with wings speak Chinese.
Vampire number
Vampire number
−0
Vampire number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Integers with real bite; some even have multiple pairs of fangs.
Weird number
Weird number
−0
Weird number
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
They're called weird, so why not include them? The math behind them isn't as weird as the name, though, whose origin also can't seem to be found on Wikipedia or elsewhere.
Wheat and chessboard problem
Wheat and chessboard problem
−0
Wheat and chessboard problem
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
Do not mess with exponential growth, especially while agreeing to a suspiciously-low reward for a commoner.
Will Rogers phenomenon
Will Rogers phenomenon
−0
Will Rogers phenomenon
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
When moving an element from one set to another set raises – counter-intuitively – the average values of both sets. Also known as the Will Rogers paradox.
Zenzizenzizenzic
Zenzizenzizenzic
−0
Zenzizenzizenzic
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
You know how x3 is called "x cubed"? Well, x8 is called...
Zeroth
Zeroth
−0
Zeroth
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
An ordinal number popular in computing and related cultures.
−0
Zero has a negative flavor in the worlds of computing, experimental science and statistical mechanics.
0.999...
An infinitely long way to write 1.
2 + 2 = 5
or perhaps it equals 1984...
616
The real number of the beast?
65537-gon
It can be constructed with a compass and straight edge... but so can a circle, and it's not like you'd notice the 15 parts per billion of difference.
A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates
A pioneering book that does exactly what it says on the cover. Somehow, not the only random number book either.
Abstract nonsense
An affectionate term for parts of mathematical proof.
All horses are the same color
Flawed mathematical induction proof that all horses are the same color.
Almost everywhere
Does not refer to advertising or corrupt corporate practices, but is instead a term in measure theory.
Almost integer
By a strange coincidence, e π − π ≈ 20 {\displaystyle e^{\pi }-\pi \approx 20} - and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Almost periodic function
Well, at least they tried.
Banach–Tarski paradox
Tutorial to make two spheres from one.
Belphegor's prime
1 followed by 13 zeros followed by 666 followed by 13 zeros followed by 1.
Bertrand's postulate
Despite now being a theorem, still conventionally called a postulate.
Calculator spelling
5318008!
The Complexity of Songs
A treatise on the computational complexity of songs by venerable computer scientist Donald Knuth.
Cox–Zucker machine
This machine does what?!
Erdős–Bacon number
A combination of the degrees of separation from actor Kevin Bacon and mathematician Paul Erdős.
Extravagant number
Don't take it shopping. Not very friendly with the frugal number either.
Gabriel's horn
A geometric figure with an infinite surface area but finite volume. So even if the horn was filled with paint, you could never paint its surface.
Graham's number
A number so large that the observable universe is not big enough to write it in full in decimal notation or even scientific notation.
Hairy ball theorem
Mathematicians are terrible at naming things.
Happy number
Not just a cheery song on the radio.
Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel
A fully occupied hotel cannot accommodate any more guests. Or can it? Or, once it can, can it not?
Homicidal chauffeur problem
What does a murderous driver have in common with a guided missile?
Illegal number
Does the US government forbid knowledge of the existence of certain numbers?
Illumination Problem
A room with a bit of a shadow.
Indiana pi bill
A notorious attempt to legislate the value of pi as 3.2.
Infinite monkey theorem
An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters will (almost surely) produce all possible written texts.
Interesting number paradox
Either all natural numbers are interesting or else none of them are.
Kruskal's tree theorem
TREE(1) = 1; TREE(2) = 3; TREE(3) = ...wait, where did all my disk space go?
Kissing number
In three dimensions, the limit is 12, so if you plan on kissing 13 people... sad.
Legendre's constant
After 91 years and much effort, this legendary constant was found to be ... 1. Just 1.
Look-and-say sequence
Also known as the Cuckoo's Egg.
Mathematical fallacy
Trying to prove that 2 = 1 or that 1 < 0.
Mathematical joke
Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.
Minkowski's question-mark function
A function with an unusual notation and possessing unusual fractal properties.
Monty Hall problem
The counter-intuitive way to prevail when playing Let's Make a Deal.
Moving sofa problem
What is the largest area of a sofa that can be manoeuvred through an L-shaped corner?
NAND logic
Turns out you only need one logic gate to do anything.
Narcissistic number
The pluperfect digital invariant says "Count me in"!
Nothing-up-my-sleeve number
A number which is "above suspicion".
Number of the beast
For beastly people bored of the number of unluckiness.
Numbers station
[Six bars of The Lincolnshire Poacher play] "¡Atención! ¡Atención! One, four, seventeen, twenty-four..."
Pair of pants
Topology is not pants-optional.
Pi is 3
Did Japanese education guidelines shockingly redefine pi as exactly 3? No, they didn't, but where's the news story and public outcry in that?
Pointless topology
Not as useless as it sounds.
Potato paradox
If potatoes consisting of 99% water dry so that they are 98% water, they lose 50% of their weight.
Proof by intimidation
The description of this article is trivially constructed and has been left as an exercise for the reader.
Ramanujan summation
What do you get when you add all positive integers, up to infinity? You get a negative fraction.
· Mathematics and numbers › Dates and timekeeping
She followed her parents in the business of selling people Greenwich Mean Time.
She followed her parents in the business of selling people Greenwich Mean Time.
Abolition of time zones
Ruth Belville
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
She followed her parents in the business of selling people Greenwich Mean Time.
A pop-culture Christmas-Hanukkah hybrid, popularized by the television show The O.C..
A pop-culture Christmas-Hanukkah hybrid, popularized by the television show The O.C..
Abolition of time zones
Chrismukkah
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
A pop-culture Christmas-Hanukkah hybrid, popularized by the television show The O.C..
A day too good for this world, too pure.
A day too good for this world, too pure.
Abolition of time zones
Cinnamon Roll Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
A day too good for this world, too pure.
December 23: Holiday celebrated by the Costanza family on the television show Seinfeld, since appropriated by many.
December 23: Holiday celebrated by the Costanza family on the television show Seinfeld, since appropriated by many.
Abolition of time zones
Festivus
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
December 23: Holiday celebrated by the Costanza family on the television show Seinfeld, since appropriated by many.
Shiver my timbers (a-harrr!) every September 19.
Shiver my timbers (a-harrr!) every September 19.
Abolition of time zones
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
Shiver my timbers (a-harrr!) every September 19.
Twice every year, the setting sun aligns with Manhattan's street grid.
Twice every year, the setting sun aligns with Manhattan's street grid.
Abolition of time zones
Manhattanhenge
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
Twice every year, the setting sun aligns with Manhattan's street grid.
The Avogadro constant is celebrated on October 23rd starting at exactly 6:02 am.
The Avogadro constant is celebrated on October 23rd starting at exactly 6:02 am.
Abolition of time zones
Mole Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
The Avogadro constant is celebrated on October 23rd starting at exactly 6:02 am.
The day – March 14 – on which the constant π is celebrated. Though tauists may prefer June 28...
The day – March 14 – on which the constant π is celebrated. Though tauists may prefer June 28...
Abolition of time zones
Pi Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
The day – March 14 – on which the constant π is celebrated. Though tauists may prefer June 28...
A day in Japan celebrating long, thin biscuits. Due to their shape, it is celebrated on 11/11.
A day in Japan celebrating long, thin biscuits. Due to their shape, it is celebrated on 11/11.
Abolition of time zones
Pocky & Pretz Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
A day in Japan celebrating long, thin biscuits. Due to their shape, it is celebrated on 11/11.
When the time forms a series of sequential numbers, such as 23 minutes past 1 AM on April 5, 1967 being 1:23 4/5/67.
When the time forms a series of sequential numbers, such as 23 minutes past 1 AM on April 5, 1967 being 1:23 4/5/67.
Abolition of time zones
Sequential time
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
When the time forms a series of sequential numbers, such as 23 minutes past 1 AM on April 5, 1967 being 1:23 4/5/67.
One is the loneliest number. 11/11 makes an appropriate date to celebrate being single.
One is the loneliest number. 11/11 makes an appropriate date to celebrate being single.
Abolition of time zones
Singles' Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
One is the loneliest number. 11/11 makes an appropriate date to celebrate being single.
Any date when the day and month are both the square root of the last two digits of the year (the next being 6 June 2036). As a result, this can only be celebrated nine times a century.
Any date when the day and month are both the square root of the last two digits of the year (the next being 6 June 2036). As a result, this can only be celebrated nine times a century.
Abolition of time zones
Square Root Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
Any date when the day and month are both the square root of the last two digits of the year (the next being 6 June 2036). As a result, this can only be celebrated nine times a century.
May the 4th be with you.
May the 4th be with you.
Abolition of time zones
Star Wars Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
May the 4th be with you.
Male alternative to Valentine's Day and female response to that day.
Male alternative to Valentine's Day and female response to that day.
Abolition of time zones
Steak and Blowjob DayCake and Cunnilingus Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
Male alternative to Valentine's Day and female response to that day.
In 1998, Swatch tried to reshape our timing system.
In 1998, Swatch tried to reshape our timing system.
Abolition of time zones
Swatch Internet Time
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
In 1998, Swatch tried to reshape our timing system.
A Thanksgiving-Hanukkah hybrid when the two overlap in November in the US; maybe your Hanukkah present can be a Thanksgiving Dinner.
A Thanksgiving-Hanukkah hybrid when the two overlap in November in the US; maybe your Hanukkah present can be a Thanksgiving Dinner.
Abolition of time zones
Thanksgivukkah
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
A Thanksgiving-Hanukkah hybrid when the two overlap in November in the US; maybe your Hanukkah present can be a Thanksgiving Dinner.
Don't forget to bring a towel, terrible or otherwise.
Don't forget to bring a towel, terrible or otherwise.
Abolition of time zones
Towel Day
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
Don't forget to bring a towel, terrible or otherwise.
In Java, the thirteenth month of the year.
In Java, the thirteenth month of the year.
Abolition of time zones
Undecimber
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
In Java, the thirteenth month of the year.
An attempt to erase Christmas? No, just a word for Birmingham City Council's collective festive plans, but that didn't stop the UK media from going wild.
An attempt to erase Christmas? No, just a word for Birmingham City Council's collective festive plans, but that didn't stop the UK media from going wild.
Abolition of time zones
Winterval
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
An attempt to erase Christmas? No, just a word for Birmingham City Council's collective festive plans, but that didn't stop the UK media from going wild.
A possible computing problem in the 1990's that was supposed to have occurred when the 21st century and 3rd millennium arrived. Of course, that never happened.
A possible computing problem in the 1990's that was supposed to have occurred when the 21st century and 3rd millennium arrived. Of course, that never happened.
Abolition of time zones
Year 2000 problem
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
A possible computing problem in the 1990's that was supposed to have occurred when the 21st century and 3rd millennium arrived. Of course, that never happened.
The computing problem that will arise due to the Unix time representation used in many computers.
The computing problem that will arise due to the Unix time representation used in many computers.
Abolition of time zones
Year 2038 problem
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
The computing problem that will arise due to the Unix time representation used in many computers.
Was there a year between 1 BC and AD 1?
Was there a year between 1 BC and AD 1?
Abolition of time zones
Year zero
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
Was there a year between 1 BC and AD 1?
Abolition of time zones
No more asking "So what time is it there?"
Ruth Belville
She followed her parents in the business of selling people Greenwich Mean Time.
Chrismukkah
A pop-culture Christmas-Hanukkah hybrid, popularized by the television show The O.C..
Cinnamon Roll Day
A day too good for this world, too pure.
Festivus
December 23: Holiday celebrated by the Costanza family on the television show Seinfeld, since appropriated by many.
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Shiver my timbers (a-harrr!) every September 19.
Manhattanhenge
Twice every year, the setting sun aligns with Manhattan's street grid.
Mole Day
The Avogadro constant is celebrated on October 23rd starting at exactly 6:02 am.
Pi Day
The day – March 14 – on which the constant π is celebrated. Though tauists may prefer June 28...
Pocky & Pretz Day
A day in Japan celebrating long, thin biscuits. Due to their shape, it is celebrated on 11/11.
Sequential time
When the time forms a series of sequential numbers, such as 23 minutes past 1 AM on April 5, 1967 being 1:23 4/5/67.
Singles' Day
One is the loneliest number. 11/11 makes an appropriate date to celebrate being single.
Square Root Day
Any date when the day and month are both the square root of the last two digits of the year (the next being 6 June 2036). As a result, this can only be celebrated nine times a century.
Star Wars Day
May the 4th be with you.
Steak and Blowjob DayCake and Cunnilingus Day
Male alternative to Valentine's Day and female response to that day.
Swatch Internet Time
In 1998, Swatch tried to reshape our timing system.
Thanksgivukkah
A Thanksgiving-Hanukkah hybrid when the two overlap in November in the US; maybe your Hanukkah present can be a Thanksgiving Dinner.
Towel Day
Don't forget to bring a towel, terrible or otherwise.
Undecimber
In Java, the thirteenth month of the year.
Winterval
An attempt to erase Christmas? No, just a word for Birmingham City Council's collective festive plans, but that didn't stop the UK media from going wild.
Year 2000 problem
A possible computing problem in the 1990's that was supposed to have occurred when the 21st century and 3rd millennium arrived. Of course, that never happened.
Year 2038 problem
The computing problem that will arise due to the Unix time representation used in many computers.
Year zero
Was there a year between 1 BC and AD 1?
· Language
Académie de la Carpette anglaise
Académie de la Carpette anglaise
-ussy
Académie de la Carpette anglaise
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A French organisation that "rewards" people who are doormats for the English language.
Antiqua–Fraktur dispute
Antiqua–Fraktur dispute
-ussy
Antiqua–Fraktur dispute
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A dispute over which typeface was more "German". At first, the Nazis were for Fraktur...
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges
-ussy
Apples and oranges
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
According to scholars, comparing the two may be easier than previously thought.
Argumentum ad crumenamArgumentum ad lazarum
Argumentum ad crumenamArgumentum ad lazarum
-ussy
Argumentum ad crumenamArgumentum ad lazarum
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Even if money can't buy you happiness, it (or a lack thereof) might win you an argument.
Arebica
Arebica
-ussy
Arebica
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Turns out, Slavic-based languages can also be written in the Arabic script.
Belarusian Arabic alphabet
Belarusian Arabic alphabet
-ussy
Belarusian Arabic alphabet
A Book from the Sky
A Book from the Sky
-ussy
A Book from the Sky
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A must-see for connoisseurs of gibberish.
Bouba/kiki effect
Bouba/kiki effect
-ussy
Bouba/kiki effect
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
You instinctively know exactly which is which, no matter what language you speak.
Bow-wow theory
Bow-wow theory
-ussy
Bow-wow theory
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Competitors include the pooh-pooh theory, the ding-dong theory, and the yo-he-ho theory.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalobuffalo Buffalo buffalo
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalobuffalo Buffalo buffalo
-ussy
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalobuffalo Buffalo buffalo
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A meaningful, grammatical construction that has inspired linguists to talk about bullying amongst Western New York's bison population.
Capitalization of Internet
Capitalization of Internet
-ussy
Capitalization of Internet
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
There is internet and Internet... and Internets.
"The Chaos"
"The Chaos"
-ussy
"The Chaos"
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The poem that mocks English spelling and pronunciation. Try to read it out loud!
Chinese characters of Empress Wu
Chinese characters of Empress Wu
-ussy
Chinese characters of Empress Wu
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Ever needed to be taken seriously so hard that you invented completely new characters and forced people to use them?
Chinese word for crisis
Chinese word for crisis
-ussy
Chinese word for crisis
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
More notable among Americans than among the Chinese, apparently.
Clanker
Clanker
-ussy
Clanker
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
We're calling robots slurs now?
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
-ussy
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A sentence contrived by Noam Chomsky to demonstrate that a sentence can be grammatical yet nonsensical.
Comparative illusion
Comparative illusion
-ussy
Comparative illusion
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
More people have researched these nonsensical sentences than I have. [sic]
Contronym
Contronym
-ussy
Contronym
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Sometimes you need oversight to prevent oversight.
Controversies about the word niggardly
Controversies about the word niggardly
-ussy
Controversies about the word niggardly
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
How a simple word can cause so much controversy.
Covfefe
Covfefe
-ussy
Covfefe
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
President Trump's most astounding contribution to the modern English lexicon. Absolutely superb, trust me...
Crazy English
Crazy English
-ussy
Crazy English
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
APPARENTLY A VERY EFFECTIVE WAY TO TEACH ENGLISH TO CHINESE PEOPLE IS BY SHOUTING RANDOM ENGLISH PHRASES AT THEM.
Croatian Wikipedia
Croatian Wikipedia
-ussy
Croatian Wikipedia
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A once-innocent wiki became subjugated by a fascist regime of editors for 8 years.
Cryptophasia
Cryptophasia
-ussy
Cryptophasia
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The secret language of identical twins, also called idioglossia.
Croissant (linguistic zone)
Croissant (linguistic zone)
-ussy
Croissant (linguistic zone)
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Delectable dialects!
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
-ussy
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Is your hovercraft really full of eels?
Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Disambiguation (disambiguation)
-ussy
Disambiguation (disambiguation)
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Sometimes people do dumb things.
Dord
Dord
-ussy
Dord
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A nonexistent English word, supposedly meaning "density", found in Webster's New International Dictionary from 1935 to 1939.
Dozens
Dozens
-ussy
Dozens
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A usually good-natured African American game in which two competitors, usually male, exchange trash-talk until one has no comeback.
Duck test
Duck test
-ussy
Duck test
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A humorous abductive reasoning test based on the activities of a duck.
Dze
Dze
-ussy
Dze
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
This Cyrillic letter looks exactly the same as the Latin letter S, making it the ultimate weapon in IDN homograph attacks.
Eggcorn
Eggcorn
-ussy
Eggcorn
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
When you say something wrong but it still sounds kinda right.
English as She Is Spoke
English as She Is Spoke
-ussy
English as She Is Spoke
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A 19th century Portuguese-English phrasebook that became legendary for its overtly literal and inaccurate translations.
Engrish
Engrish
-ussy
Engrish
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Attempts by East Asian people – especially the Japanese – to construct English words and phrases.
Eskimo words for snow
Eskimo words for snow
-ussy
Eskimo words for snow
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The claim that Eskimo languages have an unusually large number of words for "snow".
Etaoin shrdlu
Etaoin shrdlu
-ussy
Etaoin shrdlu
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Cryptic echoes from the days of hot metal typesetting.
Expletive infixation
Expletive infixation
-ussy
Expletive infixation
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Linguists abso-fucking-lutely love to shock students with this knowledge.
Faggin–Nazzi alphabet
Faggin–Nazzi alphabet
-ussy
Faggin–Nazzi alphabet
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
What? That's its real name. What did you think it was about?
Faux Cyrillic
Faux Cyrillic
-ussy
Faux Cyrillic
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Give text some of that Яussiaи flavour.
Fictitious entry
Fictitious entry
-ussy
Fictitious entry
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The content may be fictitious, but the entry is a fact.
Fnord
Fnord
-ussy
Fnord
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Deliberately misleading, irrelevant or false information meant to suggest conspiracy. A popular word among Discordians.
Fumblerules
Fumblerules
-ussy
Fumblerules
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Don't listen to any of this advice.
Garden-path sentence
Garden-path sentence
-ussy
Garden-path sentence
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A sentence that doesn't seem grammatically correct, but that's because it tricks you into thinking the verb isn't where it is. It's very easy to catch yourself doing double takes when reading this article.
Ghost characters
Ghost characters
-ussy
Ghost characters
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
When your writing system includes 6,355 characters, a few may end up coming out of nowhere.
Ghoti
Ghoti
-ussy
Ghoti
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
As good an argument as any for English-language spelling reform.
Glossary of Wobbly terms
Glossary of Wobbly terms
-ussy
Glossary of Wobbly terms
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Would you see the beanmaster fry a couple eggs on the banjo?
Grawlix
Grawlix
-ussy
Grawlix
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Those symbols in place of profanity have a name, but knowing this fact is $#@&%in' useless!
Grelling–Nelson paradox
Grelling–Nelson paradox
-ussy
Grelling–Nelson paradox
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Is "autological" autological?
Hamburgevons
Hamburgevons
-ussy
Hamburgevons
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Literally all you need to know if a typeface is any good.
Hopi time controversy
Hopi time controversy
-ussy
Hopi time controversy
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A long-lived academic debate about the concept of time in the Hopi language.
Hyphen War
Hyphen War
-ussy
Hyphen War
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A dash between communism and independence.
I Can Eat Glass
I Can Eat Glass
-ussy
I Can Eat Glass
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The one thing to say to people in their native language to convince them you're not some ignorant tourist. Just trust me, bro!
Ingressive sound
Ingressive sound
-ussy
Ingressive sound
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
In many languages and dialects around the world, a loud inhalation means "yes".
Inherently funny word
Inherently funny word
-ussy
Inherently funny word
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Some influential comedians have long regarded certain words in the English language as humorous because of their sound or resemblance to other words. Poodle, wankel, ni...
Intentionally blank page
Intentionally blank page
-ussy
Intentionally blank page
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The self-refuting meta-reference that is "This page intentionally left blank".
Irony punctuation
Irony punctuation
-ussy
Irony punctuation
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Is your irony too subtle?
Irreversible binomial
Irreversible binomial
-ussy
Irreversible binomial
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Or, why it's fish and chips and not chips and fish.
James while John had had had had had had hadhad had had had a better effect on the teacher
James while John had had had had had had hadhad had had had a better effect on the teacher
-ussy
James while John had had had had had had hadhad had had had a better effect on the teacher
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Repetition gone wrong.
A language is a dialect with an army and navy
A language is a dialect with an army and navy
-ussy
A language is a dialect with an army and navy
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A solid test.
Latin profanity
Latin profanity
-ussy
Latin profanity
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Latin for the profane.
Laws of holes
Laws of holes
-ussy
Laws of holes
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!
La plume de ma tante
La plume de ma tante
-ussy
La plume de ma tante
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
One of the first phrases stereotypically learned in French, and outside of being possessed by an ancient Mesopotamian demon, is one of the least likely phrases to ever actually be used in practice.
Language deprivation experiments
Language deprivation experiments
-ussy
Language deprivation experiments
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Also known as "the forbidden experiment".
Longest words
Longest words
-ussy
Longest words
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
How are you even gonna say these?
Longest word in English
Longest word in English
-ussy
Longest word in English
Mamihlapinatapai
Mamihlapinatapai
-ussy
Mamihlapinatapai
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The Guinness World Record holder for the "most succinct word".
Martian language
Martian language
-ussy
Martian language
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Chinese language + Internet = new language.
"May you live in interesting times"
"May you live in interesting times"
-ussy
"May you live in interesting times"
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The worst curse you can put on someone. Probably not Chinese in origin.
Metal umlaut
Metal umlaut
-ussy
Metal umlaut
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Gïvë thë lögö för ÿöür hëävÿ mëtäl bänd ä töügh Gërmänïc fëël.
Muggeseggele
Muggeseggele
-ussy
Muggeseggele
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
An Alemannic German idiom for a non-specific very small length that refers specifically to a housefly's scrotum - don't ask what they were doing when they figured that one out.
Muphry's law
Muphry's law
-ussy
Muphry's law
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Proceed very cautiously before correcting someone else's grammar.
Murad Takla
Murad Takla
-ussy
Murad Takla
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Converting the Bengali language to Latin script can sometimes have interesting consequences.
"My postillion has been struck by lightning"
"My postillion has been struck by lightning"
-ussy
"My postillion has been struck by lightning"
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A perfectly normal thing to say, as recommended by 19th century multilingual phrasebooks.
Newton's flaming laser sword
Newton's flaming laser sword
-ussy
Newton's flaming laser sword
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Not an actual weapon, but a philosophical razor created by an Australian mathematician.
Nucular
Nucular
-ussy
Nucular
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Enough people have mispronounced nuclear that it's apparently a real word now.
-ough
-ough
-ussy
-ough
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The combination that has inspired delightful poems through tough thorough thought.
Phaistos Disc
Phaistos Disc
-ussy
Phaistos Disc
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Ancient spirals of undeciphered hieroglyphs.
Placeholder name
Placeholder name
-ussy
Placeholder name
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
You know, thingamajigs, doohickeys, whatchamacallits...
Pompatus
Pompatus
-ussy
Pompatus
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
All Steve Miller's fault.
Potrzebie
Potrzebie
-ussy
Potrzebie
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A Polish word best known to American readers of Mad magazine.
Pronunciation of GIF
Pronunciation of GIF
-ussy
Pronunciation of GIF
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Remember when the internet spent most of 2014 arguing about this? Good times.
RAS syndrome
RAS syndrome
-ussy
RAS syndrome
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
which is itself an example of RAS.
Rebracketing
Rebracketing
-ussy
Rebracketing
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
How an ickname became a nickname.
Renaming of Turkmen months and days of week
Renaming of Turkmen months and days of week
-ussy
Renaming of Turkmen months and days of week
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The Turkmen leader changed the months and days' names to reference his book; he named January after himself, April after his mother, and September after the book.
Response to sneezing
Response to sneezing
-ussy
Response to sneezing
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Achoo! A great fortunate occurrence!
Robert Shields
Robert Shields
-ussy
Robert Shields
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
You think you are hooked on recording every detail of your life...?
Rohonc Codex
Rohonc Codex
-ussy
Rohonc Codex
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A mysterious book found in Hungary that to this day remains unsolved.
Scientific wild-ass guess
Scientific wild-ass guess
-ussy
Scientific wild-ass guess
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Please excuse my SWAG.
Scots Wikipedia
Scots Wikipedia
-ussy
Scots Wikipedia
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
What happens when an American teen writes 23,000 articles in a language he has no idea how to speak?
Shavian alphabet
Shavian alphabet
-ussy
Shavian alphabet
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A new (well, 1960s) alphabet made exclusively for English.
Shibboleth
Shibboleth
-ussy
Shibboleth
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A type of slang used to identify an individual with a very specific region, usually with accompanied value judgments. Also, a funny word.
Shit happens
Shit happens
-ussy
Shit happens
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A statement of philosophical existentialism boiled down to two words.
Shm-reduplication
Shm-reduplication
-ussy
Shm-reduplication
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Ah, Wikipedia-shmikipedia.
Skunked term
Skunked term
-ussy
Skunked term
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
If "it's all downhill from here", shouldn't it mean it's easy?
Spelling of Shakespeare's name
Spelling of Shakespeare's name
-ussy
Spelling of Shakespeare's name
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
What is the correct spelling of the famous English playwright?
Spoonerism
Spoonerism
-ussy
Spoonerism
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
When you accidentally switch the beginnings of two words thile walking— er, while talking.
Strč prst skrz krk
Strč prst skrz krk
-ussy
Strč prst skrz krk
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Who needs vowels anyway?
Taito
Taito
-ussy
Taito
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A kanji with 84 strokes, the most for any CJK character by some distance.
Talk to the hand
Talk to the hand
-ussy
Talk to the hand
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
'cause the face ain't listening.
Tenevil
Tenevil
-ussy
Tenevil
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A Chukchi man who independently created his own writing system for the Chukchi language.
The Moon is made of green cheese
The Moon is made of green cheese
-ussy
The Moon is made of green cheese
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Is it really made out of cheese?
There is no sex in the USSR
There is no sex in the USSR
-ussy
There is no sex in the USSR
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Did you know that?
Thinking about the immortality of the crab
Thinking about the immortality of the crab
-ussy
Thinking about the immortality of the crab
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A colorful Spanish idiom for daydreaming; try using this one if your teacher notices you becoming inattentive in class.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
-ussy
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Another example of syntactic ambiguity.
Toynbee tiles
Toynbee tiles
-ussy
Toynbee tiles
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Tiles found embedded in asphalt, usually sporting cryptic messages.
Tsundoku
Tsundoku
-ussy
Tsundoku
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Buy a book and then don't read it.
Tuffet
Tuffet
-ussy
Tuffet
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
What did Miss Muffet sit on?
Ugly Gerry
Ugly Gerry
-ussy
Ugly Gerry
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A typeface where each letter is represented by a not-so-beautiful U.S. congressional district.
Unknown unknowns
Unknown unknowns
-ussy
Unknown unknowns
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Things that we don't know we don't know, as immortalised by Donald Rumsfeld.
Uncleftish Beholding
Uncleftish Beholding
-ussy
Uncleftish Beholding
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
"Atomic theory" in Anglish.
Unpaired word
Unpaired word
-ussy
Unpaired word
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Can you be shevelled, kempt, and gainly?
Voynich manuscript
Voynich manuscript
-ussy
Voynich manuscript
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
An undeciphered illustrated book written six hundred or so years ago by an anonymous author using an unidentified alphabet.
Wine-dark sea
Wine-dark sea
-ussy
Wine-dark sea
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Homer's epithet that raises a theory that Greeks of his time were color blind.
Yan tan tethera
Yan tan tethera
-ussy
Yan tan tethera
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
The proper, Brythonic way to count sheep oop North.
"Yo mama" joke
"Yo mama" joke
-ussy
"Yo mama" joke
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
What is this article about? Your-
Zhemao hoaxes
Zhemao hoaxes
-ussy
Zhemao hoaxes
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
An editor on Chinese Wikipedia created over 200 articles about fake Russian history, making it one of the largest hoaxes on Wikipedia.
Zzxjoanw
Zzxjoanw
-ussy
Zzxjoanw
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
A fictional word that really confused linguists.
-ussy
a nasty term used by internet freaks, in more specific terms, a slang term for pussy
Académie de la Carpette anglaise
A French organisation that "rewards" people who are doormats for the English language.
Antiqua–Fraktur dispute
A dispute over which typeface was more "German". At first, the Nazis were for Fraktur...
Apples and oranges
According to scholars, comparing the two may be easier than previously thought.
Argumentum ad crumenamArgumentum ad lazarum
Even if money can't buy you happiness, it (or a lack thereof) might win you an argument.
Arebica
Turns out, Slavic-based languages can also be written in the Arabic script.
Belarusian Arabic alphabet
A Book from the Sky
A must-see for connoisseurs of gibberish.
Bouba/kiki effect
You instinctively know exactly which is which, no matter what language you speak.
Bow-wow theory
Competitors include the pooh-pooh theory, the ding-dong theory, and the yo-he-ho theory.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalobuffalo Buffalo buffalo
A meaningful, grammatical construction that has inspired linguists to talk about bullying amongst Western New York's bison population.
Capitalization of Internet
There is internet and Internet... and Internets.
"The Chaos"
The poem that mocks English spelling and pronunciation. Try to read it out loud!
Chinese characters of Empress Wu
Ever needed to be taken seriously so hard that you invented completely new characters and forced people to use them?
Chinese word for crisis
More notable among Americans than among the Chinese, apparently.
Clanker
We're calling robots slurs now?
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
A sentence contrived by Noam Chomsky to demonstrate that a sentence can be grammatical yet nonsensical.
Comparative illusion
More people have researched these nonsensical sentences than I have. [sic]
Contronym
Sometimes you need oversight to prevent oversight.
Controversies about the word niggardly
How a simple word can cause so much controversy.
Covfefe
President Trump's most astounding contribution to the modern English lexicon. Absolutely superb, trust me...
Crazy English
APPARENTLY A VERY EFFECTIVE WAY TO TEACH ENGLISH TO CHINESE PEOPLE IS BY SHOUTING RANDOM ENGLISH PHRASES AT THEM.
Croatian Wikipedia
A once-innocent wiki became subjugated by a fascist regime of editors for 8 years.
Cryptophasia
The secret language of identical twins, also called idioglossia.
Croissant (linguistic zone)
Delectable dialects!
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Is your hovercraft really full of eels?
Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Sometimes people do dumb things.
Dord
A nonexistent English word, supposedly meaning "density", found in Webster's New International Dictionary from 1935 to 1939.
Dozens
A usually good-natured African American game in which two competitors, usually male, exchange trash-talk until one has no comeback.
Duck test
A humorous abductive reasoning test based on the activities of a duck.
Dze
This Cyrillic letter looks exactly the same as the Latin letter S, making it the ultimate weapon in IDN homograph attacks.
Eggcorn
When you say something wrong but it still sounds kinda right.
English as She Is Spoke
A 19th century Portuguese-English phrasebook that became legendary for its overtly literal and inaccurate translations.
Engrish
Attempts by East Asian people – especially the Japanese – to construct English words and phrases.
Eskimo words for snow
The claim that Eskimo languages have an unusually large number of words for "snow".
Etaoin shrdlu
Cryptic echoes from the days of hot metal typesetting.
Expletive infixation
Linguists abso-fucking-lutely love to shock students with this knowledge.
Faggin–Nazzi alphabet
What? That's its real name. What did you think it was about?
Faux Cyrillic
Give text some of that Яussiaи flavour.
Fictitious entry
The content may be fictitious, but the entry is a fact.
Fnord
Deliberately misleading, irrelevant or false information meant to suggest conspiracy. A popular word among Discordians.
Fumblerules
Don't listen to any of this advice.
Garden-path sentence
A sentence that doesn't seem grammatically correct, but that's because it tricks you into thinking the verb isn't where it is. It's very easy to catch yourself doing double takes when reading this article.
Ghost characters
When your writing system includes 6,355 characters, a few may end up coming out of nowhere.
Ghoti
As good an argument as any for English-language spelling reform.
Glossary of Wobbly terms
Would you see the beanmaster fry a couple eggs on the banjo?
Grawlix
Those symbols in place of profanity have a name, but knowing this fact is $#@&%in' useless!
Grelling–Nelson paradox
Is "autological" autological?
Hamburgevons
Literally all you need to know if a typeface is any good.
Hopi time controversy
A long-lived academic debate about the concept of time in the Hopi language.
· Language › Specific languages, dialects, and pidgins
Algonquian–Basque pidgin
Algonquian–Basque pidgin
Abercraf English
Algonquian–Basque pidgin
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
The linguistic fruit of the travels of Basque whalers.
Basque–Icelandic pidgin
Basque–Icelandic pidgin
Abercraf English
Basque–Icelandic pidgin
Anāl language
Anāl language
Abercraf English
Anāl language
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Its phonemic inventory, sadly, doesn't include the voiced anal fricative.
Andalusian language movement
Andalusian language movement
Abercraf English
Andalusian language movement
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A group of people have attempted to promote Andalusian Spanish as a distinct language. They have successfully created an Andalusian version of Minecraft.
Antarctic English
Antarctic English
Abercraf English
Antarctic English
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Not spoken by penguins.
Arcaicam Esperantom
Arcaicam Esperantom
Abercraf English
Arcaicam Esperantom
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
How do you make things look "old" in a constructed language? By inventing a new one!
Boontling
Boontling
Abercraf English
Boontling
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Bet it seems pretty crazeek to harp boont to a kimmie Brightlighter like you, huh?
Big Nambas language
Big Nambas language
Abercraf English
Big Nambas language
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A language named after a Vanuatuan tribe's penis sheaths.
Broome Pearling Lugger Pidgin
Broome Pearling Lugger Pidgin
Abercraf English
Broome Pearling Lugger Pidgin
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A pidgin formed in 20th century Western Australia from Aboriginal Australian English, Japanese, and Kupang Malay to facilitate communication between the variety of groups working on pearling boats in the Kimberley region.
Cia-Cia
Cia-Cia
Abercraf English
Cia-Cia
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A language in Indonesia that came to use the Korean script.
DoggoLingo
DoggoLingo
Abercraf English
DoggoLingo
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Hoomanz wrote thiz cool article about mai language!
Dravido-Korean languages
Dravido-Korean languages
Abercraf English
Dravido-Korean languages
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A discarded and mostly-forgotten hypothesis that Korean and the Dravidian languages of Southern India made up a single language family, despite being thousands of kilometres apart and sharing very little common history.
E-Prime
E-Prime
Abercraf English
E-Prime
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A form of English without the verb 'to be'.
Gyaru-moji
Gyaru-moji
Abercraf English
Gyaru-moji
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Every culture develops its own version of Leet, including in this case, young Japanese women.
High Tider
High Tider
Abercraf English
High Tider
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Some people in rural coastal areas of North Carolina, Virginia, and Maryland still speak a dialect derived from the English spoken over 300 years ago.
Ithkuil
Ithkuil
Abercraf English
Ithkuil
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Try learning this in a weekend!
Jamaican Maroon Creole
Jamaican Maroon Creole
Abercraf English
Jamaican Maroon Creole
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A creole language with Akan vocabulary that is spoken by Jamaican Maroons in rituals involving spiritual possession.
Kebabnorsk
Kebabnorsk
Abercraf English
Kebabnorsk
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
The delicious-sounding ethnolect prevalent in multi-ethnic Oslo.
Leet
Leet
Abercraf English
Leet
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
T3h 1@ngu/\&e 0f H@xx0rz.
Lojban
Lojban
Abercraf English
Lojban
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A constructed language based on predicate logic.
Mediterranean Lingua Franca
Mediterranean Lingua Franca
Abercraf English
Mediterranean Lingua Franca
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
The original lingua franca. Spoken from the 11th to the 19th centuries with substrata from Venetian, Genoese, Catalan, Occitan, Spanish, Portuguese, Turkish, Arabic, Berber, Greek, Sicilian, Galician, and many more.
Nicaraguan Sign Language
Nicaraguan Sign Language
Abercraf English
Nicaraguan Sign Language
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Nicaraguan deaf children create their own language after only being taught to lip-read Spanish, fascinate linguists.
Pandanus language
Pandanus language
Abercraf English
Pandanus language
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
"Don't use regular words, you'll ruin the screwpine nuts." A prime example of an avoidance language.
Pirahã language
Pirahã language
Abercraf English
Pirahã language
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A language spoken by the Amazonian Pirahã people, and an example of a language that can be whistled. The subject of controversial claims that it proves the theory of linguistic relativity.
Pig Latin
Pig Latin
Abercraf English
Pig Latin
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Away anguagelay amegay orfay idskay atthay eaturesfay away unfay ayway otay ellspay ordsway! Onay attermay ifay ou'reyay anay adultay, it'say illstay icenay!
Plains Indian Sign Language
Plains Indian Sign Language
Abercraf English
Plains Indian Sign Language
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Despite (mostly) not being deaf, the indigenous peoples of the North American Plains developed a sign language to use as a lingua franca.
Proto-Human language
Proto-Human language
Abercraf English
Proto-Human language
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
The (completely hypothetical) genetic ancestor to all the world's languages.
Pseudo-Chinese
Pseudo-Chinese
Abercraf English
Pseudo-Chinese
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Easy Japanese-to-Chinese translation: just keep all the kanji. Oops, thanks to Japanese's origins, you just accidentally re-invented Classical Chinese.
Russenorsk
Russenorsk
Abercraf English
Russenorsk
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A Slavic-Scandinavian pidgin that lasted only 150 years.
Silbo Gomero
Silbo Gomero
Abercraf English
Silbo Gomero
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
The inhabitants of La Gomera of the Canary Islands communicate across valleys by whistling in Spanish.
Solresol
Solresol
Abercraf English
Solresol
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A constructed language based around musical notes.
Sḵwx̱wú7mesh
Sḵwx̱wú7mesh
Abercraf English
Sḵwx̱wú7mesh
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
The native name of the indigenous Squamish language of British Columbia, which uses the number 7 as a letter.
Toki Pona
Toki Pona
Abercraf English
Toki Pona
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
The opposite of the previously mentioned Ithkuil. Inspired by minimalism and Taoist philosophy, this constructed language has only 137 regularly used words.
Ubykh language
Ubykh language
Abercraf English
Ubykh language
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A very recently extinct Circassian language with 84 phonemic consonants (a record for non-click languages), but only 2 distinct vowels.
Viossa
Viossa
Abercraf English
Viossa
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A pidgin language deliberately created via an online experiment in which participants are banned from using any common language to communicate.
Wenzhounese
Wenzhounese
Abercraf English
Wenzhounese
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
And you thought Mandarin was hard? A Chinese dialect nicknamed "the devil's language" for its extreme divergence and difficulty.
ǃXóõ
ǃXóõ
Abercraf English
ǃXóõ
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
A click language with 122 consonants spoken by groups of San people in Namibia and Botswana.
Yaminjeongeum
Yaminjeongeum
Abercraf English
Yaminjeongeum
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
세종머앟늰익 읚머한 윾산.
Yerkish
Yerkish
Abercraf English
Yerkish
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
An artificial language developed for use by non-human primates.
Abercraf English
How an all-new variety of English has developed in a single Welsh village since World War II.
Algonquian–Basque pidgin
The linguistic fruit of the travels of Basque whalers.
Basque–Icelandic pidgin
Anāl language
Its phonemic inventory, sadly, doesn't include the voiced anal fricative.
Andalusian language movement
A group of people have attempted to promote Andalusian Spanish as a distinct language. They have successfully created an Andalusian version of Minecraft.
Antarctic English
Not spoken by penguins.
Arcaicam Esperantom
How do you make things look "old" in a constructed language? By inventing a new one!
Boontling
Bet it seems pretty crazeek to harp boont to a kimmie Brightlighter like you, huh?
Big Nambas language
A language named after a Vanuatuan tribe's penis sheaths.
Broome Pearling Lugger Pidgin
A pidgin formed in 20th century Western Australia from Aboriginal Australian English, Japanese, and Kupang Malay to facilitate communication between the variety of groups working on pearling boats in the Kimberley region.
Cia-Cia
A language in Indonesia that came to use the Korean script.
DoggoLingo
Hoomanz wrote thiz cool article about mai language!
Dravido-Korean languages
A discarded and mostly-forgotten hypothesis that Korean and the Dravidian languages of Southern India made up a single language family, despite being thousands of kilometres apart and sharing very little common history.
E-Prime
A form of English without the verb 'to be'.
Gyaru-moji
Every culture develops its own version of Leet, including in this case, young Japanese women.
High Tider
Some people in rural coastal areas of North Carolina, Virginia, and Maryland still speak a dialect derived from the English spoken over 300 years ago.
Ithkuil
Try learning this in a weekend!
Jamaican Maroon Creole
A creole language with Akan vocabulary that is spoken by Jamaican Maroons in rituals involving spiritual possession.
Kebabnorsk
The delicious-sounding ethnolect prevalent in multi-ethnic Oslo.
Leet
T3h 1@ngu/\&e 0f H@xx0rz.
Lojban
A constructed language based on predicate logic.
Mediterranean Lingua Franca
The original lingua franca. Spoken from the 11th to the 19th centuries with substrata from Venetian, Genoese, Catalan, Occitan, Spanish, Portuguese, Turkish, Arabic, Berber, Greek, Sicilian, Galician, and many more.
Nicaraguan Sign Language
Nicaraguan deaf children create their own language after only being taught to lip-read Spanish, fascinate linguists.
Pandanus language
"Don't use regular words, you'll ruin the screwpine nuts." A prime example of an avoidance language.
Pirahã language
A language spoken by the Amazonian Pirahã people, and an example of a language that can be whistled. The subject of controversial claims that it proves the theory of linguistic relativity.
Pig Latin
Away anguagelay amegay orfay idskay atthay eaturesfay away unfay ayway otay ellspay ordsway! Onay attermay ifay ou'reyay anay adultay, it'say illstay icenay!
Plains Indian Sign Language
Despite (mostly) not being deaf, the indigenous peoples of the North American Plains developed a sign language to use as a lingua franca.
Proto-Human language
The (completely hypothetical) genetic ancestor to all the world's languages.
Pseudo-Chinese
Easy Japanese-to-Chinese translation: just keep all the kanji. Oops, thanks to Japanese's origins, you just accidentally re-invented Classical Chinese.
Russenorsk
A Slavic-Scandinavian pidgin that lasted only 150 years.
Silbo Gomero
The inhabitants of La Gomera of the Canary Islands communicate across valleys by whistling in Spanish.
Solresol
A constructed language based around musical notes.
Sḵwx̱wú7mesh
The native name of the indigenous Squamish language of British Columbia, which uses the number 7 as a letter.
Toki Pona
The opposite of the previously mentioned Ithkuil. Inspired by minimalism and Taoist philosophy, this constructed language has only 137 regularly used words.
Ubykh language
A very recently extinct Circassian language with 84 phonemic consonants (a record for non-click languages), but only 2 distinct vowels.
Viossa
A pidgin language deliberately created via an online experiment in which participants are banned from using any common language to communicate.
Wenzhounese
And you thought Mandarin was hard? A Chinese dialect nicknamed "the devil's language" for its extreme divergence and difficulty.
ǃXóõ
A click language with 122 consonants spoken by groups of San people in Namibia and Botswana.
Yaminjeongeum
세종머앟늰익 읚머한 윾산.
Yerkish
An artificial language developed for use by non-human primates.
· Language › Unusual names
A Spanish nobleman with a whopping 88 forenames.
A Spanish nobleman with a whopping 88 forenames.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Alfonso de Borbón y Borbón
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A Spanish nobleman with a whopping 88 forenames.
Unfortunately, 4th century BC Persian rulers were unable to predict modern profanity.
Unfortunately, 4th century BC Persian rulers were unable to predict modern profanity.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Arses of Persia
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Unfortunately, 4th century BC Persian rulers were unable to predict modern profanity.
A Catholic Archbishop of Manila who was instrumental in the People Power Revolution.
A Catholic Archbishop of Manila who was instrumental in the People Power Revolution.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Cardinal Sin
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A Catholic Archbishop of Manila who was instrumental in the People Power Revolution.
What? He was a celebrity for four months!
What? He was a celebrity for four months!
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Dick Assman
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
What? He was a celebrity for four months!
The U.S. Ambassador to Denmark from 1998 to 2001.
The U.S. Ambassador to Denmark from 1998 to 2001.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Dick Swett
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
The U.S. Ambassador to Denmark from 1998 to 2001.
Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana in the 1950s and had a really unfortunate name. Almost immortalized in the Harry Baals Government Center, but it ended up being named Citizens Square instead.
Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana in the 1950s and had a really unfortunate name. Almost immortalized in the Harry Baals Government Center, but it ended up being named Citizens Square instead.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Harry Baals
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana in the 1950s and had a really unfortunate name. Almost immortalized in the Harry Baals Government Center, but it ended up being named Citizens Square instead.
No evidence of electoral fraud by the chairman of a precursor to the World Meteorological Organization.
No evidence of electoral fraud by the chairman of a precursor to the World Meteorological Organization.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
C. H. D. Buys Ballot
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
No evidence of electoral fraud by the chairman of a precursor to the World Meteorological Organization.
Christened Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone; not to be confused with his son Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon.
Christened Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone; not to be confused with his son Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Praise-God Barebone
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Christened Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone; not to be confused with his son Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon.
There have been four different bishops named Bishop in England.
There have been four different bishops named Bishop in England.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Bishop Bishop
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
There have been four different bishops named Bishop in England.
The most successful American fighter pilot's legal name was Richard, but he only ever went by the name "Dick Bong".
The most successful American fighter pilot's legal name was Richard, but he only ever went by the name "Dick Bong".
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Dick Bong
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
The most successful American fighter pilot's legal name was Richard, but he only ever went by the name "Dick Bong".
He bumped too hard and too far. Rest in peace, Bumpy Bumpus.
He bumped too hard and too far. Rest in peace, Bumpy Bumpus.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Bumpy Bumpus
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
He bumped too hard and too far. Rest in peace, Bumpy Bumpus.
A Pro Football Hall of Famer who played 9 years for the Chicago Bears.
A Pro Football Hall of Famer who played 9 years for the Chicago Bears.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Dick Butkus
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A Pro Football Hall of Famer who played 9 years for the Chicago Bears.
A real Chinese journalist and former political prisoner, and not a slur.
A real Chinese journalist and former political prisoner, and not a slur.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Ching Cheong
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A real Chinese journalist and former political prisoner, and not a slur.
The son of Fletcher Christian, leader of the mutiny on the Bounty.
The son of Fletcher Christian, leader of the mutiny on the Bounty.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Thursday October Christian I
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
The son of Fletcher Christian, leader of the mutiny on the Bounty.
British MP between 1929 and 1953.
British MP between 1929 and 1953.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Seymour Cocks
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
British MP between 1929 and 1953.
An unfortunately named Peruvian football team whose strips are remarkably popular in Britain.
An unfortunately named Peruvian football team whose strips are remarkably popular in Britain.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Deportivo Wanka
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
An unfortunately named Peruvian football team whose strips are remarkably popular in Britain.
An officials' association in pre-war Vienna, Austria, of a shipping company for transporting passengers and cargo on the Danube.
An officials' association in pre-war Vienna, Austria, of a shipping company for transporting passengers and cargo on the Danube.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaft
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
An officials' association in pre-war Vienna, Austria, of a shipping company for transporting passengers and cargo on the Danube.
A fire chief who was revealed as part of a drug trafficking conspiracy, then was gone with the... wind.
A fire chief who was revealed as part of a drug trafficking conspiracy, then was gone with the... wind.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Bum Farto
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A fire chief who was revealed as part of a drug trafficking conspiracy, then was gone with the... wind.
A historical New York City shipping merchant.
A historical New York City shipping merchant.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Preserved Fish
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A historical New York City shipping merchant.
A transhumanist philosopher changed his name to this, inspired by his predictions for the year 2030.
A transhumanist philosopher changed his name to this, inspired by his predictions for the year 2030.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
FM-2030
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A transhumanist philosopher changed his name to this, inspired by his predictions for the year 2030.
A Slovenian-born Italian basketball player with a socially problematic last name.
A Slovenian-born Italian basketball player with a socially problematic last name.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Gregor Fučka
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A Slovenian-born Italian basketball player with a socially problematic last name.
His surname probably didn't mean what you think it might mean. Unlike the later Roger Fuckebythenavele, whose name did mean that.
His surname probably didn't mean what you think it might mean. Unlike the later Roger Fuckebythenavele, whose name did mean that.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
John le Fucker
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
His surname probably didn't mean what you think it might mean. Unlike the later Roger Fuckebythenavele, whose name did mean that.
A Brazilian footballer with another socially problematic last name. An unforgettable newspaper headline once declared "Fucks Off to Benfica".
A Brazilian footballer with another socially problematic last name. An unforgettable newspaper headline once declared "Fucks Off to Benfica".
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Argel Fucks
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A Brazilian footballer with another socially problematic last name. An unforgettable newspaper headline once declared "Fucks Off to Benfica".
One of the richest men in history, with yet another quite unfortunate surname.
One of the richest men in history, with yet another quite unfortunate surname.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Jakob Fugger
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
One of the richest men in history, with yet another quite unfortunate surname.
Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Gag name
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
A Confederate general during the American Civil War. (Hey, maybe it was about...)
A Confederate general during the American Civil War. (Hey, maybe it was about...)
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
States Rights Gist
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A Confederate general during the American Civil War. (Hey, maybe it was about...)
Being good enough, this guy invented random access memory and the lithium-ion battery.
Being good enough, this guy invented random access memory and the lithium-ion battery.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
John B. Goodenough
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Being good enough, this guy invented random access memory and the lithium-ion battery.
Perennial political candidate in Seattle who legally changed his name to align with his passion for space colonization.
Perennial political candidate in Seattle who legally changed his name to align with his passion for space colonization.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Goodspaceguy
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Perennial political candidate in Seattle who legally changed his name to align with his passion for space colonization.
An American writer whose middle and last names accidentally predicted the Internet, and the countless pages on it that could only be accessed by typing their URLs in the URL bar manually.
An American writer whose middle and last names accidentally predicted the Internet, and the countless pages on it that could only be accessed by typing their URLs in the URL bar manually.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Curtis Hidden Page
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
An American writer whose middle and last names accidentally predicted the Internet, and the countless pages on it that could only be accessed by typing their URLs in the URL bar manually.
A politician serving as a U.S. representative for Arkansas. Bears no relation to any actual French hills.
A politician serving as a U.S. representative for Arkansas. Bears no relation to any actual French hills.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
French Hill
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A politician serving as a U.S. representative for Arkansas. Bears no relation to any actual French hills.
American society leader, philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century.
American society leader, philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Ima Hogg
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
American society leader, philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century.
A performance artist who took full advantage of Taiwan's naming law.
A performance artist who took full advantage of Taiwan's naming law.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Huang Hong-cheng, Ah Cheng from Taiwan, World’s Greatest Man, God of Wealth, and President
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A performance artist who took full advantage of Taiwan's naming law.
Helped make Buddhism popular in the UK.
Helped make Buddhism popular in the UK.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Christmas Humphreys
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Helped make Buddhism popular in the UK.
A Dutch politician.
A Dutch politician.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Tiny Kox
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A Dutch politician.
A former New York Times reporter whose middle name is the number eight. And you thought Harry S. Truman had an exceptional middle name...
A former New York Times reporter whose middle name is the number eight. And you thought Harry S. Truman had an exceptional middle name...
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Jennifer 8. Lee
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A former New York Times reporter whose middle name is the number eight. And you thought Harry S. Truman had an exceptional middle name...
Can't choose between communist names? Why not both? Both is good.
Can't choose between communist names? Why not both? Both is good.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Marx Lenin
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Can't choose between communist names? Why not both? Both is good.
Yes, he appreciates reptiles.
Yes, he appreciates reptiles.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Henry Lizardlover
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Yes, he appreciates reptiles.
An Irish politician who changed his name to emphasize political affiliations.
An Irish politician who changed his name to emphasize political affiliations.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Seán Dublin Bay Rockall Loftus
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
An Irish politician who changed his name to emphasize political affiliations.
A committee in Iceland that determines whether a name is suitable for integration into the Icelandic language. Apparently voted yes about themselves.
A committee in Iceland that determines whether a name is suitable for integration into the Icelandic language. Apparently voted yes about themselves.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Mannanafnanefnd
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A committee in Iceland that determines whether a name is suitable for integration into the Icelandic language. Apparently voted yes about themselves.
This Indian politician does not dispraise his parents' questionable name choice.
This Indian politician does not dispraise his parents' questionable name choice.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Adolf Lu Hitler Marak
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
This Indian politician does not dispraise his parents' questionable name choice.
Did you know that Russian revolutionary and leader of the Bolsheviks Vladimir Lenin was a CIA asset?
Did you know that Russian revolutionary and leader of the Bolsheviks Vladimir Lenin was a CIA asset?
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Vladimiro Lenin Ilich Montesinos
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Did you know that Russian revolutionary and leader of the Bolsheviks Vladimir Lenin was a CIA asset?
Sometimes called Mxy, a fictional impish character who appears in DC Comics' Superman comic books.
Sometimes called Mxy, a fictional impish character who appears in DC Comics' Superman comic books.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Mister Mxyzptlk
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Sometimes called Mxy, a fictional impish character who appears in DC Comics' Superman comic books.
In the wake of the Russian Revolution, there was a craze for parents giving names of overtly revolutionary or Soviet inspiration. Examples include "Vladlen" (short for Vladimir Lenin), "Revmir" ("Revolution of the world"), "Elmira" (electrification of the world), "Barrikad" (barricade) and "Geliy" (helium).
In the wake of the Russian Revolution, there was a craze for parents giving names of overtly revolutionary or Soviet inspiration. Examples include "Vladlen" (short for Vladimir Lenin), "Revmir" ("Revolution of the world"), "Elmira" (electrification of the world), "Barrikad" (barricade) and "Geliy" (helium).
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Names of Soviet origin
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
In the wake of the Russian Revolution, there was a craze for parents giving names of overtly revolutionary or Soviet inspiration. Examples include "Vladlen" (short for Vladimir Lenin), "Revmir" ("Revolution of the world"), "Elmira" (electrification of the world), "Barrikad" (barricade) and "Geliy" (helium).
An odd Swedish law regulating children's names, which has led to disgruntled parents submitting names such as Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, A (both pronounced "Albin"), and Metallica.
An odd Swedish law regulating children's names, which has led to disgruntled parents submitting names such as Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, A (both pronounced "Albin"), and Metallica.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Naming law in Sweden
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
An odd Swedish law regulating children's names, which has led to disgruntled parents submitting names such as Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, A (both pronounced "Albin"), and Metallica.
Yes, she was aware of the unusualness of her name.
Yes, she was aware of the unusualness of her name.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Carry A. Nation
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Yes, she was aware of the unusualness of her name.
The father of English footballers Phil Neville and Gary Neville.
The father of English footballers Phil Neville and Gary Neville.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Neville Neville
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
The father of English footballers Phil Neville and Gary Neville.
A Cham king whose name does not relate to a smoking device or a Teletubby, as his nickname, Po Binasuor, resembles "dinosaur" only by substituting the D with a B.
A Cham king whose name does not relate to a smoking device or a Teletubby, as his nickname, Po Binasuor, resembles "dinosaur" only by substituting the D with a B.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Che Bong Nga
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A Cham king whose name does not relate to a smoking device or a Teletubby, as his nickname, Po Binasuor, resembles "dinosaur" only by substituting the D with a B.
An NBA player who wants to promote World Peace and has a reputation for on-court brawls. See also the similarly-named World B. Free.
An NBA player who wants to promote World Peace and has a reputation for on-court brawls. See also the similarly-named World B. Free.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Metta World Peace
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
An NBA player who wants to promote World Peace and has a reputation for on-court brawls. See also the similarly-named World B. Free.
His name describes what you needed to be a distinguished officer in the British Army at the time. His great-grandson carried on the tradition.
His name describes what you needed to be a distinguished officer in the British Army at the time. His great-grandson carried on the tradition.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Manley Power
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
His name describes what you needed to be a distinguished officer in the British Army at the time. His great-grandson carried on the tradition.
He was definitely not named after a device where you smoke cannabis and tobacco.
He was definitely not named after a device where you smoke cannabis and tobacco.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Bongbong Marcos
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
He was definitely not named after a device where you smoke cannabis and tobacco.
"Congratulations, Mr. Weedon! You are our new urologist!
"Congratulations, Mr. Weedon! You are our new urologist!
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Nominative determinism
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
"Congratulations, Mr. Weedon! You are our new urologist!
A perennial political candidate with strongly held views.
A perennial political candidate with strongly held views.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Pro-Life
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A perennial political candidate with strongly held views.
An 18th century Quaker who died, and was then revived, becoming an evangelist, gaining this unusual name, and becoming one of the earliest instances in recorded history of a person identifying as genderless.
An 18th century Quaker who died, and was then revived, becoming an evangelist, gaining this unusual name, and becoming one of the earliest instances in recorded history of a person identifying as genderless.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Public Universal Friend
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
An 18th century Quaker who died, and was then revived, becoming an evangelist, gaining this unusual name, and becoming one of the earliest instances in recorded history of a person identifying as genderless.
And that's the short title of this German beef labelling law.
And that's the short title of this German beef labelling law.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
And that's the short title of this German beef labelling law.
Despite not being Japanese or a sperm whale, he has control over the global diamond industry.
Despite not being Japanese or a sperm whale, he has control over the global diamond industry.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Tokyo Sexwale
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Despite not being Japanese or a sperm whale, he has control over the global diamond industry.
The article on this French-Seychellois runner does not discuss his sexual orientation, or wherever or not he is whimsical.
The article on this French-Seychellois runner does not discuss his sexual orientation, or wherever or not he is whimsical.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Gaylord Silly
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
The article on this French-Seychellois runner does not discuss his sexual orientation, or wherever or not he is whimsical.
The first head of MI6, whose name became appropriate as he promoted the use of semen as invisible ink.
The first head of MI6, whose name became appropriate as he promoted the use of semen as invisible ink.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Mansfield Smith-Cumming
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
The first head of MI6, whose name became appropriate as he promoted the use of semen as invisible ink.
Observed sitting in his infobox photo, which somehow led to an edit war.
Observed sitting in his infobox photo, which somehow led to an edit war.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Guy Standing
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Observed sitting in his infobox photo, which somehow led to an edit war.
What if old Joe was Tamil?
What if old Joe was Tamil?
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
M. K. Stalin
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
What if old Joe was Tamil?
This name is surprisingly French and not English.
This name is surprisingly French and not English.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Téa
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
This name is surprisingly French and not English.
A warning to us all about taking double-barrelled surnames too far...
A warning to us all about taking double-barrelled surnames too far...
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Richard Plantagenet Campbell Temple-Nugent-Brydges-Chandos-Grenville, 3rd Duke of Buckingham and Chandos
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A warning to us all about taking double-barrelled surnames too far...
Somehow, it's not even the longest or most extravagant name among his family.
Somehow, it's not even the longest or most extravagant name among his family.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Somehow, it's not even the longest or most extravagant name among his family.
A name given in Kosovo in honor of a certain British politician.
A name given in Kosovo in honor of a certain British politician.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Tonibler
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
A name given in Kosovo in honor of a certain British politician.
American race car driver and 1989 NASCAR Rookie of the Year.
American race car driver and 1989 NASCAR Rookie of the Year.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Dick Trickle
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
American race car driver and 1989 NASCAR Rookie of the Year.
An oncologist who is not related to Donald J. Trump both personally and politically.
An oncologist who is not related to Donald J. Trump both personally and politically.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Donald L. Trump
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
An oncologist who is not related to Donald J. Trump both personally and politically.
Only the most hardcore turnip farmers have this name!
Only the most hardcore turnip farmers have this name!
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Turnipseed
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Only the most hardcore turnip farmers have this name!
The longest name ever given. Note: the page title is only the short form.
The longest name ever given. Note: the page title is only the short form.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
The longest name ever given. Note: the page title is only the short form.
Educational professional who earned her Ph.D. with a dissertation on uncommon Black names in the classroom.
Educational professional who earned her Ph.D. with a dissertation on uncommon Black names in the classroom.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Educational professional who earned her Ph.D. with a dissertation on uncommon Black names in the classroom.
Brother to the equally concerning Sadam Huseín.
Brother to the equally concerning Sadam Huseín.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Osama Vinladen
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Brother to the equally concerning Sadam Huseín.
Fittingly to her name, she officiated the first same-sex marriage in the US state of Washington.
Fittingly to her name, she officiated the first same-sex marriage in the US state of Washington.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
Mary Yu
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Fittingly to her name, she officiated the first same-sex marriage in the US state of Washington.
Amandagamani Abhaya of Anuradhapura
A king of Anuradhapura whose name has way too many As for me to be comfortable with.
Alfonso de Borbón y Borbón
A Spanish nobleman with a whopping 88 forenames.
Arses of Persia
Unfortunately, 4th century BC Persian rulers were unable to predict modern profanity.
Cardinal Sin
A Catholic Archbishop of Manila who was instrumental in the People Power Revolution.
Dick Assman
What? He was a celebrity for four months!
Dick Swett
The U.S. Ambassador to Denmark from 1998 to 2001.
Harry Baals
Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana in the 1950s and had a really unfortunate name. Almost immortalized in the Harry Baals Government Center, but it ended up being named Citizens Square instead.
C. H. D. Buys Ballot
No evidence of electoral fraud by the chairman of a precursor to the World Meteorological Organization.
Praise-God Barebone
Christened Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone; not to be confused with his son Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon.
Bishop Bishop
There have been four different bishops named Bishop in England.
Dick Bong
The most successful American fighter pilot's legal name was Richard, but he only ever went by the name "Dick Bong".
Bumpy Bumpus
He bumped too hard and too far. Rest in peace, Bumpy Bumpus.
Dick Butkus
A Pro Football Hall of Famer who played 9 years for the Chicago Bears.
Ching Cheong
A real Chinese journalist and former political prisoner, and not a slur.
Thursday October Christian I
The son of Fletcher Christian, leader of the mutiny on the Bounty.
Seymour Cocks
British MP between 1929 and 1953.
Deportivo Wanka
An unfortunately named Peruvian football team whose strips are remarkably popular in Britain.
Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaft
An officials' association in pre-war Vienna, Austria, of a shipping company for transporting passengers and cargo on the Danube.
Bum Farto
A fire chief who was revealed as part of a drug trafficking conspiracy, then was gone with the... wind.
Preserved Fish
A historical New York City shipping merchant.
FM-2030
A transhumanist philosopher changed his name to this, inspired by his predictions for the year 2030.
Gregor Fučka
A Slovenian-born Italian basketball player with a socially problematic last name.
John le Fucker
His surname probably didn't mean what you think it might mean. Unlike the later Roger Fuckebythenavele, whose name did mean that.
Argel Fucks
A Brazilian footballer with another socially problematic last name. An unforgettable newspaper headline once declared "Fucks Off to Benfica".
Jakob Fugger
One of the richest men in history, with yet another quite unfortunate surname.
Gag name
Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
States Rights Gist
A Confederate general during the American Civil War. (Hey, maybe it was about...)
John B. Goodenough
Being good enough, this guy invented random access memory and the lithium-ion battery.
Goodspaceguy
Perennial political candidate in Seattle who legally changed his name to align with his passion for space colonization.
Curtis Hidden Page
An American writer whose middle and last names accidentally predicted the Internet, and the countless pages on it that could only be accessed by typing their URLs in the URL bar manually.
French Hill
A politician serving as a U.S. representative for Arkansas. Bears no relation to any actual French hills.
Ima Hogg
American society leader, philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century.
Huang Hong-cheng, Ah Cheng from Taiwan, World’s Greatest Man, God of Wealth, and President
A performance artist who took full advantage of Taiwan's naming law.
Christmas Humphreys
Helped make Buddhism popular in the UK.
Tiny Kox
A Dutch politician.
Jennifer 8. Lee
A former New York Times reporter whose middle name is the number eight. And you thought Harry S. Truman had an exceptional middle name...
Marx Lenin
Can't choose between communist names? Why not both? Both is good.
Henry Lizardlover
Yes, he appreciates reptiles.
Seán Dublin Bay Rockall Loftus
An Irish politician who changed his name to emphasize political affiliations.
Mannanafnanefnd
A committee in Iceland that determines whether a name is suitable for integration into the Icelandic language. Apparently voted yes about themselves.
Adolf Lu Hitler Marak
This Indian politician does not dispraise his parents' questionable name choice.
Vladimiro Lenin Ilich Montesinos
Did you know that Russian revolutionary and leader of the Bolsheviks Vladimir Lenin was a CIA asset?
Mister Mxyzptlk
Sometimes called Mxy, a fictional impish character who appears in DC Comics' Superman comic books.
Names of Soviet origin
In the wake of the Russian Revolution, there was a craze for parents giving names of overtly revolutionary or Soviet inspiration. Examples include "Vladlen" (short for Vladimir Lenin), "Revmir" ("Revolution of the world"), "Elmira" (electrification of the world), "Barrikad" (barricade) and "Geliy" (helium).
Naming law in Sweden
An odd Swedish law regulating children's names, which has led to disgruntled parents submitting names such as Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, A (both pronounced "Albin"), and Metallica.
Carry A. Nation
Yes, she was aware of the unusualness of her name.
Neville Neville
The father of English footballers Phil Neville and Gary Neville.
Che Bong Nga
A Cham king whose name does not relate to a smoking device or a Teletubby, as his nickname, Po Binasuor, resembles "dinosaur" only by substituting the D with a B.
Metta World Peace
An NBA player who wants to promote World Peace and has a reputation for on-court brawls. See also the similarly-named World B. Free.
Manley Power
His name describes what you needed to be a distinguished officer in the British Army at the time. His great-grandson carried on the tradition.
· Science
Airborne radioactivity increase in Europe in autumn 2017
Airborne radioactivity increase in Europe in autumn 2017
Archaeoacoustics
Airborne radioactivity increase in Europe in autumn 2017
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
It's bizarre, but it did happen.
Ota Benga
Ota Benga
Archaeoacoustics
Ota Benga
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
The tragic story of a Pygmy man from the Belgian Congo who was briefly exhibited in the Bronx Zoo.
Beringer's Lying Stones
Beringer's Lying Stones
Archaeoacoustics
Beringer's Lying Stones
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Fossils planted by God? No, just a prank created to discredit a professor whom the hoaxers didn't like.
Buttered cat paradox
Buttered cat paradox
Archaeoacoustics
Buttered cat paradox
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands buttered-side-down, what if...?
Buttered toast phenomenon
Buttered toast phenomenon
Archaeoacoustics
Buttered toast phenomenon
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
But only if you're eating at a table.
Campanology
Campanology
Archaeoacoustics
Campanology
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
For the good of society, we must study how to properly ring bells.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre
Archaeoacoustics
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
SI rules says you can't use a capital letter for a unit unless it's named after a person, but everyone uses L for the litre... so they made up a namesake.
Cneoridium dumosum (Nuttall) Hooker F. Collected March 26, 1960, at an Elevation of about 1450 Meters on Cerro Quemazón, 15 Miles South of Bahía de Los Angeles, Baja California, México, Apparently for a Southeastward Range Extension of Some 140 Miles
Cneoridium dumosum (Nuttall) Hooker F. Collected March 26, 1960, at an Elevation of about 1450 Meters on Cerro Quemazón, 15 Miles South of Bahía de Los Angeles, Baja California, México, Apparently for a Southeastward Range Extension of Some 140 Miles
Archaeoacoustics
Cneoridium dumosum (Nuttall) Hooker F. Collected March 26, 1960, at an Elevation of about 1450 Meters on Cerro Quemazón, 15 Miles South of Bahía de Los Angeles, Baja California, México, Apparently for a Southeastward Range Extension of Some 140 Miles
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
This scientific paper has the longest article name on Wikipedia (250 characters out of a possible 255). The paper itself only has five words, though.
Vladimir Demikhov
Vladimir Demikhov
Archaeoacoustics
Vladimir Demikhov
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Eminent Soviet biologist and father of the canine head transplant.
Drake's Plate of Brass
Drake's Plate of Brass
Archaeoacoustics
Drake's Plate of Brass
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
A forgery-related practical joke that went horribly awry.
Elvis taxon
Elvis taxon
Archaeoacoustics
Elvis taxon
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
A taxon (species, genus, family, etc.) that is extinct but is later imitated by others.
Further research is needed
Further research is needed
Archaeoacoustics
Further research is needed
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Some journals have banned this infuriating and redundant cliché. Some researchers are researching its effects, but FRIN...
Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory
Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory
Archaeoacoustics
Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
You may have had a chemistry set when you were a child. I bet it didn't come with radioactive substances in the box.
Greeble
Greeble
Archaeoacoustics
Greeble
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Stimuli used in studies of object and face recognition with hilarious names.
Kardashian index
Kardashian index
Archaeoacoustics
Kardashian index
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
There is an inverse relationship between a scientist's social media presence and their citation metric.
Lazarus taxon
Lazarus taxon
Archaeoacoustics
Lazarus taxon
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Leaping Lazarus! Somewhat like Monty Python's Dead Parrot, it's not really dead; it's just resting.
Nobel disease
Nobel disease
Archaeoacoustics
Nobel disease
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
When someone embraces crankery despite—or because of—being a Nobel laureate.
Nylon-eating bacteria and creationism
Nylon-eating bacteria and creationism
Archaeoacoustics
Nylon-eating bacteria and creationism
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
The intersection of science and religion in a simple bacterium.
'Pataphysics
'Pataphysics
Archaeoacoustics
'Pataphysics
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
A parody of science that purports to study what lies beyond the realm of metaphysics.
Archaeological interest of Pedra da Gávea
Archaeological interest of Pedra da Gávea
Archaeoacoustics
Archaeological interest of Pedra da Gávea
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Did ancient Phoenicians visit Brazil centuries before the Portuguese? Actually, no, they did not.
Pathological science
Pathological science
Archaeoacoustics
Pathological science
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
A pejorative term for scientific ideas that will simply not "go away", long after they are given up on as wrong by the majority of scientists in the field.
John Stapp
John Stapp
Archaeoacoustics
John Stapp
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Stapp would willingly strap himself into a rocket, endure multiple dozens of Gs, and write notes afterwards, briefly breaking the land speed record while simultaneously withstanding 46 g (the most acceleration voluntarily encountered by a human) in 1954. Also credited with coining Murphy's law in its final form.
Physics envy
Physics envy
Archaeoacoustics
Physics envy
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
When the social sciences are infused with mathematics- and physics-like principles.
Planck's principle
Planck's principle
Archaeoacoustics
Planck's principle
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
The idea that "science progresses one funeral at a time".
Project Steve
Project Steve
Archaeoacoustics
Project Steve
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
In response to creationists' attempts to create a list of evolution-denying scientists, this even longer list consists of scientists who believe in evolution and are called Steve (or some variation).
Raven paradox
Raven paradox
Archaeoacoustics
Raven paradox
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
First, you'll grant that all ravens are black, yes...?
Sokal affair
Sokal affair
Archaeoacoustics
Sokal affair
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Physicist Alan Sokal demonstrates that at least some postmodernists can't see an emperor with no clothes.
Timeline of the far future
Timeline of the far future
Archaeoacoustics
Timeline of the far future
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
The ultimate list of spoilers. Also gives you an existential crisis.
Halomonas titanicae
Halomonas titanicae
Archaeoacoustics
Halomonas titanicae
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
A unique species of bacteria found at the wreck of the Titanic.
John G. Trump
John G. Trump
Archaeoacoustics
John G. Trump
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
A physicist and inventor with a quite underrated career. Among other things, he was the co-inventor of one of the first million-volt X-ray generators and the man that analyzed Nikola Tesla's hotel room after his death. Also the paternal uncle of Donald Trump.
The Unsuccessful Self-Treatment of a Case of "Writer's Block"
The Unsuccessful Self-Treatment of a Case of "Writer's Block"
Archaeoacoustics
The Unsuccessful Self-Treatment of a Case of "Writer's Block"
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Women-are-wonderful effect
Women-are-wonderful effect
Archaeoacoustics
Women-are-wonderful effect
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
A subconscious bias that makes people consider positive attributes to be connected to women more than men, regardless of the gender you ask.
Archaeoacoustics
Can ancient pottery be used to play back recorded voices from the distant past?
Airborne radioactivity increase in Europe in autumn 2017
It's bizarre, but it did happen.
Ota Benga
The tragic story of a Pygmy man from the Belgian Congo who was briefly exhibited in the Bronx Zoo.
Beringer's Lying Stones
Fossils planted by God? No, just a prank created to discredit a professor whom the hoaxers didn't like.
Buttered cat paradox
If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands buttered-side-down, what if...?
Buttered toast phenomenon
But only if you're eating at a table.
Campanology
For the good of society, we must study how to properly ring bells.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre
SI rules says you can't use a capital letter for a unit unless it's named after a person, but everyone uses L for the litre... so they made up a namesake.
Cneoridium dumosum (Nuttall) Hooker F. Collected March 26, 1960, at an Elevation of about 1450 Meters on Cerro Quemazón, 15 Miles South of Bahía de Los Angeles, Baja California, México, Apparently for a Southeastward Range Extension of Some 140 Miles
This scientific paper has the longest article name on Wikipedia (250 characters out of a possible 255). The paper itself only has five words, though.
Vladimir Demikhov
Eminent Soviet biologist and father of the canine head transplant.
Drake's Plate of Brass
A forgery-related practical joke that went horribly awry.
Elvis taxon
A taxon (species, genus, family, etc.) that is extinct but is later imitated by others.
Further research is needed
Some journals have banned this infuriating and redundant cliché. Some researchers are researching its effects, but FRIN...
Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory
You may have had a chemistry set when you were a child. I bet it didn't come with radioactive substances in the box.
Greeble
Stimuli used in studies of object and face recognition with hilarious names.
Kardashian index
There is an inverse relationship between a scientist's social media presence and their citation metric.
Lazarus taxon
Leaping Lazarus! Somewhat like Monty Python's Dead Parrot, it's not really dead; it's just resting.
Nobel disease
When someone embraces crankery despite—or because of—being a Nobel laureate.
Nylon-eating bacteria and creationism
The intersection of science and religion in a simple bacterium.
'Pataphysics
A parody of science that purports to study what lies beyond the realm of metaphysics.
Archaeological interest of Pedra da Gávea
Did ancient Phoenicians visit Brazil centuries before the Portuguese? Actually, no, they did not.
Pathological science
A pejorative term for scientific ideas that will simply not "go away", long after they are given up on as wrong by the majority of scientists in the field.
John Stapp
Stapp would willingly strap himself into a rocket, endure multiple dozens of Gs, and write notes afterwards, briefly breaking the land speed record while simultaneously withstanding 46 g (the most acceleration voluntarily encountered by a human) in 1954. Also credited with coining Murphy's law in its final form.
Physics envy
When the social sciences are infused with mathematics- and physics-like principles.
Planck's principle
The idea that "science progresses one funeral at a time".
Project Steve
In response to creationists' attempts to create a list of evolution-denying scientists, this even longer list consists of scientists who believe in evolution and are called Steve (or some variation).
Raven paradox
First, you'll grant that all ravens are black, yes...?
Sokal affair
Physicist Alan Sokal demonstrates that at least some postmodernists can't see an emperor with no clothes.
Timeline of the far future
The ultimate list of spoilers. Also gives you an existential crisis.
Halomonas titanicae
A unique species of bacteria found at the wreck of the Titanic.
John G. Trump
A physicist and inventor with a quite underrated career. Among other things, he was the co-inventor of one of the first million-volt X-ray generators and the man that analyzed Nikola Tesla's hotel room after his death. Also the paternal uncle of Donald Trump.
The Unsuccessful Self-Treatment of a Case of "Writer's Block"
Women-are-wonderful effect
A subconscious bias that makes people consider positive attributes to be connected to women more than men, regardless of the gender you ask.
· Science › Physics
Barrer
Barrer
Anatoli Bugorski
Barrer
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
A unit containing four different uses of the centimetre, none of which cancels and two of which aren't even used to measure physical size.
Colors of noise
Colors of noise
Anatoli Bugorski
Colors of noise
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Including white, pink, purple, blue...
David Hahn
David Hahn
Anatoli Bugorski
David Hahn
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
A 17-year-old, known as the Radioactive Boy Scout, who irradiated his back yard attempting to build a nuclear breeder reactor from spare parts.
Demon core
Demon core
Anatoli Bugorski
Demon core
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
A two-time radioactive killer.
Deutsche Physik
Deutsche Physik
Anatoli Bugorski
Deutsche Physik
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Or "German physics" during the Third Reich. May have caused them to never bother trying to develop nukes.
F. D. C. Willard
F. D. C. Willard
Anatoli Bugorski
F. D. C. Willard
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
The pen name of a cat who wrote academic papers in the field of cryogenics.
Fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position
Fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position
Anatoli Bugorski
Fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Named after a famous cereal phenomenon.
Flying ice cube
Flying ice cube
Anatoli Bugorski
Flying ice cube
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
They happen to live inside the computers of scientists trying to simulate molecules.
Frog battery
Frog battery
Anatoli Bugorski
Frog battery
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
A curious experiment to determine the existence of animal electricity.
Furry's theorem
Furry's theorem
Anatoli Bugorski
Furry's theorem
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
notices your quantum electrodynamics* OwO?
Impossible color
Impossible color
Anatoli Bugorski
Impossible color
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Try to see it!
Kundt's tube
Kundt's tube
Anatoli Bugorski
Kundt's tube
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
A serious piece of scientific apparatus whose name has induced sniggering among English-speaking schoolchildren for over 150 years.
Mpemba effect
Mpemba effect
Anatoli Bugorski
Mpemba effect
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Hot water freezes faster than cool water, and no one is sure why. Also probably the only scientific term named after a Tanzanian schoolboy.
Oh-My-God particle
Oh-My-God particle
Anatoli Bugorski
Oh-My-God particle
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Proof that physicists have a dramatic flair.
Pauli effect
Pauli effect
Anatoli Bugorski
Pauli effect
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Something in the lab not working? Technical difficulties? Blame this guy.
Quantum suicide and immortality
Quantum suicide and immortality
Anatoli Bugorski
Quantum suicide and immortality
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
An infinite number of parallel universes means that any one person will always live forever.
Rheology of peanut butter
Rheology of peanut butter
Anatoli Bugorski
Rheology of peanut butter
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
A serious analysis of the tastiest viscoelastic colloid.
Shower-curtain effect
Shower-curtain effect
Anatoli Bugorski
Shower-curtain effect
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Nobody knows why when you turn on the hot water in the shower, the curtain blows in.
Smoot
Smoot
Anatoli Bugorski
Smoot
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
A strange unit of distance used to measure the Harvard Bridge.
Sound of fingernails scraping chalkboard
Sound of fingernails scraping chalkboard
Anatoli Bugorski
Sound of fingernails scraping chalkboard
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Urrrgggh!
The Hum
The Hum
Anatoli Bugorski
The Hum
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Can you hear it? Not everyone can, but you're not alone.
Vortex tube
Vortex tube
Anatoli Bugorski
Vortex tube
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
What happens when you blow in a hole in a tube? Hot air comes out one end and cold air comes out the other. No consensus reached on why it happens yet.
Anatoli Bugorski
What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Barrer
A unit containing four different uses of the centimetre, none of which cancels and two of which aren't even used to measure physical size.
Colors of noise
Including white, pink, purple, blue...
David Hahn
A 17-year-old, known as the Radioactive Boy Scout, who irradiated his back yard attempting to build a nuclear breeder reactor from spare parts.
Demon core
A two-time radioactive killer.
Deutsche Physik
Or "German physics" during the Third Reich. May have caused them to never bother trying to develop nukes.
F. D. C. Willard
The pen name of a cat who wrote academic papers in the field of cryogenics.
Fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position
Named after a famous cereal phenomenon.
Flying ice cube
They happen to live inside the computers of scientists trying to simulate molecules.
Frog battery
A curious experiment to determine the existence of animal electricity.
Furry's theorem
notices your quantum electrodynamics* OwO?
Impossible color
Try to see it!
Kundt's tube
A serious piece of scientific apparatus whose name has induced sniggering among English-speaking schoolchildren for over 150 years.
Mpemba effect
Hot water freezes faster than cool water, and no one is sure why. Also probably the only scientific term named after a Tanzanian schoolboy.
Oh-My-God particle
Proof that physicists have a dramatic flair.
Pauli effect
Something in the lab not working? Technical difficulties? Blame this guy.
Quantum suicide and immortality
An infinite number of parallel universes means that any one person will always live forever.
Rheology of peanut butter
A serious analysis of the tastiest viscoelastic colloid.
Shower-curtain effect
Nobody knows why when you turn on the hot water in the shower, the curtain blows in.
Smoot
A strange unit of distance used to measure the Harvard Bridge.
Sound of fingernails scraping chalkboard
Urrrgggh!
The Hum
Can you hear it? Not everyone can, but you're not alone.
Vortex tube
What happens when you blow in a hole in a tube? Hot air comes out one end and cold air comes out the other. No consensus reached on why it happens yet.
· Science › Earth sciences
Andrée's Arctic balloon expedition
Andrée's Arctic balloon expedition
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Andrée's Arctic balloon expedition
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
An ill-fated attempt to reach the North Pole in 1897.
Ararat anomaly
Ararat anomaly
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Ararat anomaly
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
A strange geological element that, for years, has confused practicing Christians and geologists.
Bloop
Bloop
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Bloop
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
A mysterious underwater animal-like sound that was loud enough to be heard across the Pacific Ocean.
Bone Wars
Bone Wars
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Bone Wars
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
Two rivals spend 15 years expanding mankind's knowledge of dinosaur life and research ethics.
Catatumbo lightning
Catatumbo lightning
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Catatumbo lightning
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
At one lake in Venezuela, constant thunderstorms are just a regular occurrence.
Floyd Collins
Floyd Collins
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Floyd Collins
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
A cave explorer from the early 20th century that got stuck in a cave in Kentucky. Despite a massive rescue effort, he ended up dying there, but that wasn't the end of his story.
Continental drip
Continental drip
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Continental drip
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
A playful theory devised to explain why the continents are tapered toward the south.
Expanding Earth
Expanding Earth
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Expanding Earth
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
A theory that the Earth is growing.
The Final Experiment
The Final Experiment
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
The Final Experiment
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
An expedition that took Flat Earthers to Antarctica to see the absolute proof that they're wrong. Naturally, some Flat Earthers continued to ignore it.
Gore effect
Gore effect
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Gore effect
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
Whereby it gets colder when climate change campaigners come to town.
Hector (cloud)
Hector (cloud)
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Hector (cloud)
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
A cumulonimbus thundercloud cluster that forms regularly nearly every afternoon on the Tiwi Islands in the Northern Territory of Australia, from approximately September to March each year. Also known as "Hector the Convector."
Nicolia (plant)
Nicolia (plant)
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Nicolia (plant)
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
A fossil plant that was mistakenly identified as a dinosaur, Aachenosaurus.
Rain of animals
Rain of animals
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Rain of animals
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
When it's literally raining cats and dogs.
Red rain in Kerala
Red rain in Kerala
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Red rain in Kerala
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
Did blood rain from the sky?
Snow in Florida
Snow in Florida
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Snow in Florida
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
Yes, snow is not unknown in the "Sunshine State".
South-up map orientation
South-up map orientation
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
South-up map orientation
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
The crew of Apollo 17 snapped Earth with Antarctica on top. NASA followed Ptolemy and rotated it "back".
Roy Sullivan
Roy Sullivan
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Roy Sullivan
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
An unlucky park ranger who was hit by lightning on seven separate occasions. He survived them all, but came to his own tragic end.
Tinnunculite
Tinnunculite
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Tinnunculite
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
A recently discovered mineral that forms from bird feces.
Waffle House Index
Waffle House Index
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Waffle House Index
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
The U.S. government's alternative measure of disaster impact.
Weather rock
Weather rock
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Weather rock
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
The only 100% active and 100% accurate meteorologist.
2006 Mumbai sweet seawater incident
Salty creek becomes sweet for one tide cycle.
Andrée's Arctic balloon expedition
An ill-fated attempt to reach the North Pole in 1897.
Ararat anomaly
A strange geological element that, for years, has confused practicing Christians and geologists.
Bloop
A mysterious underwater animal-like sound that was loud enough to be heard across the Pacific Ocean.
Bone Wars
Two rivals spend 15 years expanding mankind's knowledge of dinosaur life and research ethics.
Catatumbo lightning
At one lake in Venezuela, constant thunderstorms are just a regular occurrence.
Floyd Collins
A cave explorer from the early 20th century that got stuck in a cave in Kentucky. Despite a massive rescue effort, he ended up dying there, but that wasn't the end of his story.
Continental drip
A playful theory devised to explain why the continents are tapered toward the south.
Expanding Earth
A theory that the Earth is growing.
The Final Experiment
An expedition that took Flat Earthers to Antarctica to see the absolute proof that they're wrong. Naturally, some Flat Earthers continued to ignore it.
Gore effect
Whereby it gets colder when climate change campaigners come to town.
Hector (cloud)
A cumulonimbus thundercloud cluster that forms regularly nearly every afternoon on the Tiwi Islands in the Northern Territory of Australia, from approximately September to March each year. Also known as "Hector the Convector."
Nicolia (plant)
A fossil plant that was mistakenly identified as a dinosaur, Aachenosaurus.
Rain of animals
When it's literally raining cats and dogs.
Red rain in Kerala
Did blood rain from the sky?
Snow in Florida
Yes, snow is not unknown in the "Sunshine State".
South-up map orientation
The crew of Apollo 17 snapped Earth with Antarctica on top. NASA followed Ptolemy and rotated it "back".
Roy Sullivan
An unlucky park ranger who was hit by lightning on seven separate occasions. He survived them all, but came to his own tragic end.
Tinnunculite
A recently discovered mineral that forms from bird feces.
Waffle House Index
The U.S. government's alternative measure of disaster impact.
Weather rock
The only 100% active and 100% accurate meteorologist.
· Science › Chemistry and material science
Botulinum toxin
Botulinum toxin
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Botulinum toxin
The molecule that walks.
One of the most deadly substances known is nonetheless extremely common in the cosmetic industry.
26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
The molecule that walks.
The largest gem diamond ever found in Russia, and that is it's real name.
Dihydrogen monoxide
Dihydrogen monoxide
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Dihydrogen monoxide
The molecule that walks.
A commonly used chemical that can be deadly to all forms of plant and animal life, contributing to global warming, erosion, acid rain, torture and countless other maladies. Or... that's what they want you to think.
Elephant's Foot
Elephant's Foot
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Elephant's Foot
The molecule that walks.
One of the world's most toxic objects, created as a product of the Chernobyl disaster.
Fogbank
Fogbank
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Fogbank
The molecule that walks.
A nuclear warhead-related material so classified that its creators – the U.S. National Nuclear Security Administration – forgot how to make it.
Goiânia accident
Goiânia accident
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Goiânia accident
The molecule that walks.
The world's worst nuclear incident that didn't begin in a radioactive power plant.
Thomas Midgley Jr.
Thomas Midgley Jr.
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Thomas Midgley Jr.
The molecule that walks.
Inventor of two of the world's most severe pollutants – and a device that killed him.
NanoPutian
NanoPutian
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
NanoPutian
The molecule that walks.
A series of organic molecules having a structure that looks human.
New car smell
New car smell
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
New car smell
The molecule that walks.
Ahh, that new car smell. What do you mean, it might be toxic?
Nitrogen triiodide
Nitrogen triiodide
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Nitrogen triiodide
The molecule that walks.
What's purple and explodes if a feather brushes it?
Orotidine 5'-phosphate decarboxylase
Orotidine 5'-phosphate decarboxylase
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Orotidine 5'-phosphate decarboxylase
The molecule that walks.
Known for its extreme catalysis, this enzyme can reduce the time required for a reaction from 78 million years to 18 milliseconds.
Pitch drop experiment
Pitch drop experiment
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Pitch drop experiment
The molecule that walks.
The world's most viscous liquid, dripping out of a funnel at the University of Queensland since 1927. There's been 9 drops so far.
James Price
James Price
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
James Price
The molecule that walks.
An alchemist who went to the most extreme lengths possible to avoid having to prove his findings.
Pykrete
Pykrete
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Pykrete
The molecule that walks.
A bullet-resistant frozen-water compound once used in an attempt to create an aircraft carrier.
Smell of freshly cut grass
Smell of freshly cut grass
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Smell of freshly cut grass
The molecule that walks.
A nostalgic odor that plays a role in plant communication as a chemical cry of agony.
Thiotimoline
Thiotimoline
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Thiotimoline
The molecule that walks.
A fictional chemical which dissolves before it comes into contact with water.
Trimethylaminuria
Trimethylaminuria
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Trimethylaminuria
The molecule that walks.
Do you smell something fishy? It may be you!
Unobtainium
Unobtainium
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
Unobtainium
The molecule that walks.
A term used to describe any material with properties that are unlikely or impossible for any real material to possess.
Anthracene-9,10-dithiol
The molecule that walks.
Botulinum toxin
One of the most deadly substances known is nonetheless extremely common in the cosmetic industry.
26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
The largest gem diamond ever found in Russia, and that is it's real name.
Dihydrogen monoxide
A commonly used chemical that can be deadly to all forms of plant and animal life, contributing to global warming, erosion, acid rain, torture and countless other maladies. Or... that's what they want you to think.
Elephant's Foot
One of the world's most toxic objects, created as a product of the Chernobyl disaster.
Fogbank
A nuclear warhead-related material so classified that its creators – the U.S. National Nuclear Security Administration – forgot how to make it.
Goiânia accident
The world's worst nuclear incident that didn't begin in a radioactive power plant.
Thomas Midgley Jr.
Inventor of two of the world's most severe pollutants – and a device that killed him.
NanoPutian
A series of organic molecules having a structure that looks human.
New car smell
Ahh, that new car smell. What do you mean, it might be toxic?
Nitrogen triiodide
What's purple and explodes if a feather brushes it?
Orotidine 5'-phosphate decarboxylase
Known for its extreme catalysis, this enzyme can reduce the time required for a reaction from 78 million years to 18 milliseconds.
Pitch drop experiment
The world's most viscous liquid, dripping out of a funnel at the University of Queensland since 1927. There's been 9 drops so far.
James Price
An alchemist who went to the most extreme lengths possible to avoid having to prove his findings.
Pykrete
A bullet-resistant frozen-water compound once used in an attempt to create an aircraft carrier.
Smell of freshly cut grass
A nostalgic odor that plays a role in plant communication as a chemical cry of agony.
Thiotimoline
A fictional chemical which dissolves before it comes into contact with water.
Trimethylaminuria
Do you smell something fishy? It may be you!
Unobtainium
A term used to describe any material with properties that are unlikely or impossible for any real material to possess.
· Science › Space and astronomy
Apollo 15 postal covers incident
Apollo 15 postal covers incident
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Apollo 15 postal covers incident
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Three astronauts never flew to space again after being paid to take postal covers with them on Apollo 15. But that's not much of a punishment though, considering they got to go to the freakin' Moon.
Blue Origin Federation, LLC v. United States
Blue Origin Federation, LLC v. United States
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Blue Origin Federation, LLC v. United States
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Two companies got into a brat fight and sued NASA in the process.
Blue Origin NS-31
Blue Origin NS-31
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Blue Origin NS-31
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Possibly the most hated space mission in history.
Judith Love Cohen
Judith Love Cohen
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Judith Love Cohen
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
One of the most important female scientists involved with the Apollo program, and Jack Black's mother. Some might say this is not the best article on Wikipedia.... this is just a tribute to her.
COCONUTS-2b
COCONUTS-2b
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
COCONUTS-2b
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
The size of that planet's orbit is nuts!
Cosmic latte
Cosmic latte
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Cosmic latte
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
The average colour of the Universe: a slightly beige white.
Cydonia (Mars)
Cydonia (Mars)
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Cydonia (Mars)
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
You've heard of the man on the Moon, now get ready for the "Face on Mars", well, sort of...
Edward Makuka Nkoloso
Edward Makuka Nkoloso
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Edward Makuka Nkoloso
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
The leader of a non-government Zambian space program planned to send "Afronauts" to Mars with the goal of establishing a Christian ministry to civilise Martians.
Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster
Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Driving in space becomes reality. Also briefly misidentified as an asteroid.
Embryo space colonization
Embryo space colonization
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Embryo space colonization
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
A proposal for colonizing space using embryos raised by robots.
Extraterrestrial real estate
Extraterrestrial real estate
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Extraterrestrial real estate
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Want to buy a housing plot on the Moon?
Fallen Astronaut
Fallen Astronaut
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Fallen Astronaut
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
A small statuette which is the only sculpture on the Moon.
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Five mice who circled the Moon 75 times on Apollo 17, among the last eight Earthlings to travel to the Moon. Upon returning to Earth, the four remaining living mice were soon killed and dissected in the name of science. ("That's one small squeak...")
Finger of God Globule
Finger of God Globule
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Finger of God Globule
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
A molecular cloud known for resembling the middle finger, a hand pointing at other stars, and worst of all, ...a penis?
229762 Gǃkúnǁʼhòmdímà
229762 Gǃkúnǁʼhòmdímà
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
229762 Gǃkúnǁʼhòmdímà
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Have fun trying to type this out!
Gauss's Pythagorean right triangle proposal
Gauss's Pythagorean right triangle proposal
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Gauss's Pythagorean right triangle proposal
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Proposal of Pythagorean theorem "drawing" to be constructed in the Siberian tundra as a signal for extraterrestrials.
Harlan J. Smith Telescope
Harlan J. Smith Telescope
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Harlan J. Smith Telescope
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Have you heard about the telescope that got shot? Contrary to initial reports, the harm from the bullets was extraordinary small.
Hot, dust-obscured galaxy
Hot, dust-obscured galaxy
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Hot, dust-obscured galaxy
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Hot DOGs, anyone?
International Space Station cannabis experiment hoax
International Space Station cannabis experiment hoax
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
International Space Station cannabis experiment hoax
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Need we say more?
iPTF14hls
iPTF14hls
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
iPTF14hls
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Argh, why won't this star die!?
Jovian–Plutonian gravitational effect
Jovian–Plutonian gravitational effect
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Jovian–Plutonian gravitational effect
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Sadly, the alignment of two (or perhaps one and a half?) planets wouldn't allow the British public to float. Maybe the fact that the news came out on April 1 should have clued them in.
Guillaume Le Gentil
Guillaume Le Gentil
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Guillaume Le Gentil
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
The unluckiest astronomer that ever lived.
Lunar pareidolia
Lunar pareidolia
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Lunar pareidolia
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
People have claimed to see everything from rabbits and human figures to the face of a Moroccan king on the Moon.
Lunarcrete
Lunarcrete
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Lunarcrete
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Perfect for building your own cut-price Moon base.
Mare Moscoviense
Mare Moscoviense
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Mare Moscoviense
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
A lunar geological feature whose name was accepted only when an astronomer argued that Moscow is a "state of mind".
Mars Climate Orbiter
Mars Climate Orbiter
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Mars Climate Orbiter
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Failed Mars mission that disintegrated in the Martian atmosphere due to a unit conversion error.
Matrioshka brain
Matrioshka brain
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Matrioshka brain
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
I heard you like Dyson spheres, so I put a Dyson sphere in your Dyson sphere.
Mimas
Mimas
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Mimas
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
A moon that looks like the Death Star.
The Moon is made of green cheese
The Moon is made of green cheese
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
The Moon is made of green cheese
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Scientific consensus says it isn't, but are there people (or wolves) who think so?
Moon landing conspiracy theories
Moon landing conspiracy theories
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Moon landing conspiracy theories
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Fake photos, slow-motion cameras and secret studios. All directed by Stanley Kubrick.
Moon Museum
Moon Museum
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Moon Museum
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Only two people have ever seen its exhibits in person.
Nazi UFOs
Nazi UFOs
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Nazi UFOs
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Did the Luftwaffe, in fact, explore the final frontier and make contact with alien races? Whether the secret Nazi base is on the Moon or in Antarctica, the truth is apparently out there.
Nuclear pasta
Nuclear pasta
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Nuclear pasta
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Gnocchi, spaghetti, lasagna, bucatini and Swiss cheese may sound tasty at first, until you realized that one teaspoon of this pasta outweighs Mount Everest...
Peryton (astronomy)
Peryton (astronomy)
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Peryton (astronomy)
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Don't use microwaves next to radio telescopes!
Seatbelt basalt
Seatbelt basalt
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Seatbelt basalt
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
A lunar sample spotted by David Scott while driving the Lunar Roving Vehicle on the moon. He assumed that mission control wouldn't allow him to stop and get it, so he pretended he was fastening his seatbelt.
Sex in space
Sex in space
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Sex in space
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
And when you've exhausted the list, here's something new to try!
Solway Firth Spaceman
Solway Firth Spaceman
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Solway Firth Spaceman
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
"Wasn't there when I took the pic – honest!"
Space advertising
Space advertising
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Space advertising
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Plans to launch giant billboards into space.
Space elevator competitions
Space elevator competitions
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Space elevator competitions
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
How high can you go?
Spaghettification
Spaghettification
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Spaghettification
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
What happens when you fall into a black hole.
Space Poop Challenge
Space Poop Challenge
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Space Poop Challenge
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
A challenge in 2016 to design a new toilet system for use in space.
Space selfie
Space selfie
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Space selfie
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Doing it for the 'gram.
Stolen and missing Moon rocks
Stolen and missing Moon rocks
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Stolen and missing Moon rocks
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
The rocks were out of this world! Unfortunately, they fell into the wrong hands.
Superhump
Superhump
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Superhump
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
When a star thrusts in brightness.
Sylacauga
Sylacauga
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Sylacauga
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
The first fallen meteorite in recorded history to have verifiably injured a human.
Timekeeping on Mars
Timekeeping on Mars
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Timekeeping on Mars
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
How Martians know when they are.
Vatican Observatory
Vatican Observatory
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Vatican Observatory
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
One of the few official scientific institutions linked with the Catholic Church.
Vulcan (hypothetical planet)
Vulcan (hypothetical planet)
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Vulcan (hypothetical planet)
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
A proposed planet that some astronomers in the 19th century believed existed between the Sun and Mercury. The fact it used to be believed means that no planet can ever be named after Vulcan from Star Trek because the name's already been taken.
274301 Wikipedia
274301 Wikipedia
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
274301 Wikipedia
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
An asteroid named after Wikipedia. We truly came to the stars.
Wow! signal
Wow! signal
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Wow! signal
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Alien radio transmission, or, at least, the strongest candidate for that role.
Writing in space
Writing in space
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Writing in space
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
How do you write in space?
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
Perhaps one of the first "alien" sightings in recorded history.
Apollo 15 postal covers incident
Three astronauts never flew to space again after being paid to take postal covers with them on Apollo 15. But that's not much of a punishment though, considering they got to go to the freakin' Moon.
Blue Origin Federation, LLC v. United States
Two companies got into a brat fight and sued NASA in the process.
Blue Origin NS-31
Possibly the most hated space mission in history.
Judith Love Cohen
One of the most important female scientists involved with the Apollo program, and Jack Black's mother. Some might say this is not the best article on Wikipedia.... this is just a tribute to her.
COCONUTS-2b
The size of that planet's orbit is nuts!
Cosmic latte
The average colour of the Universe: a slightly beige white.
Cydonia (Mars)
You've heard of the man on the Moon, now get ready for the "Face on Mars", well, sort of...
Edward Makuka Nkoloso
The leader of a non-government Zambian space program planned to send "Afronauts" to Mars with the goal of establishing a Christian ministry to civilise Martians.
Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster
Driving in space becomes reality. Also briefly misidentified as an asteroid.
Embryo space colonization
A proposal for colonizing space using embryos raised by robots.
Extraterrestrial real estate
Want to buy a housing plot on the Moon?
Fallen Astronaut
A small statuette which is the only sculpture on the Moon.
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey
Five mice who circled the Moon 75 times on Apollo 17, among the last eight Earthlings to travel to the Moon. Upon returning to Earth, the four remaining living mice were soon killed and dissected in the name of science. ("That's one small squeak...")
Finger of God Globule
A molecular cloud known for resembling the middle finger, a hand pointing at other stars, and worst of all, ...a penis?
229762 Gǃkúnǁʼhòmdímà
Have fun trying to type this out!
Gauss's Pythagorean right triangle proposal
Proposal of Pythagorean theorem "drawing" to be constructed in the Siberian tundra as a signal for extraterrestrials.
Harlan J. Smith Telescope
Have you heard about the telescope that got shot? Contrary to initial reports, the harm from the bullets was extraordinary small.
Hot, dust-obscured galaxy
Hot DOGs, anyone?
International Space Station cannabis experiment hoax
Need we say more?
iPTF14hls
Argh, why won't this star die!?
Jovian–Plutonian gravitational effect
Sadly, the alignment of two (or perhaps one and a half?) planets wouldn't allow the British public to float. Maybe the fact that the news came out on April 1 should have clued them in.
Guillaume Le Gentil
The unluckiest astronomer that ever lived.
Lunar pareidolia
People have claimed to see everything from rabbits and human figures to the face of a Moroccan king on the Moon.
Lunarcrete
Perfect for building your own cut-price Moon base.
Mare Moscoviense
A lunar geological feature whose name was accepted only when an astronomer argued that Moscow is a "state of mind".
Mars Climate Orbiter
Failed Mars mission that disintegrated in the Martian atmosphere due to a unit conversion error.
Matrioshka brain
I heard you like Dyson spheres, so I put a Dyson sphere in your Dyson sphere.
Mimas
A moon that looks like the Death Star.
The Moon is made of green cheese
Scientific consensus says it isn't, but are there people (or wolves) who think so?
Moon landing conspiracy theories
Fake photos, slow-motion cameras and secret studios. All directed by Stanley Kubrick.
Moon Museum
Only two people have ever seen its exhibits in person.
Nazi UFOs
Did the Luftwaffe, in fact, explore the final frontier and make contact with alien races? Whether the secret Nazi base is on the Moon or in Antarctica, the truth is apparently out there.
Nuclear pasta
Gnocchi, spaghetti, lasagna, bucatini and Swiss cheese may sound tasty at first, until you realized that one teaspoon of this pasta outweighs Mount Everest...
Peryton (astronomy)
Don't use microwaves next to radio telescopes!
Seatbelt basalt
A lunar sample spotted by David Scott while driving the Lunar Roving Vehicle on the moon. He assumed that mission control wouldn't allow him to stop and get it, so he pretended he was fastening his seatbelt.
Sex in space
And when you've exhausted the list, here's something new to try!
Solway Firth Spaceman
"Wasn't there when I took the pic – honest!"
Space advertising
Plans to launch giant billboards into space.
Space elevator competitions
How high can you go?
Spaghettification
What happens when you fall into a black hole.
Space Poop Challenge
A challenge in 2016 to design a new toilet system for use in space.
Space selfie
Doing it for the 'gram.
Stolen and missing Moon rocks
The rocks were out of this world! Unfortunately, they fell into the wrong hands.
Superhump
When a star thrusts in brightness.
Sylacauga
The first fallen meteorite in recorded history to have verifiably injured a human.
Timekeeping on Mars
How Martians know when they are.
Vatican Observatory
One of the few official scientific institutions linked with the Catholic Church.
Vulcan (hypothetical planet)
A proposed planet that some astronomers in the 19th century believed existed between the Sun and Mercury. The fact it used to be believed means that no planet can ever be named after Vulcan from Star Trek because the name's already been taken.
274301 Wikipedia
An asteroid named after Wikipedia. We truly came to the stars.
· Science › Medicine and health
Alien hand syndrome
Alien hand syndrome
Accessory breast
Alien hand syndrome
Some people have more than two.
An unusual neurological disorder, also known as "Dr. Strangelove syndrome", whereby one of the sufferer's hands seems to take on a life of its own.
Anal wink
Anal wink
Accessory breast
Anal wink
Some people have more than two.
Here's looking at you!
Auto-brewery syndrome
Auto-brewery syndrome
Accessory breast
Auto-brewery syndrome
Some people have more than two.
Like a microbrewery in your digestive system.
Banana equivalent dose
Banana equivalent dose
Accessory breast
Banana equivalent dose
Some people have more than two.
A banana for scale.
Black hairy tongue
Black hairy tongue
Accessory breast
Black hairy tongue
Some people have more than two.
Really?
Bristol stool scale
Bristol stool scale
Accessory breast
Bristol stool scale
Some people have more than two.
Taking a close look at a toilet bowl for the sake of science. The scale was inspired by eye charts.
ChIA-PET
ChIA-PET
Accessory breast
ChIA-PET
Some people have more than two.
Chromatin Interaction Analysis by Paired-End Tag sequencing, that is.
Chronic Lyme disease
Chronic Lyme disease
Accessory breast
Chronic Lyme disease
Some people have more than two.
A conspiracy theory about long-lasting effects of Lyme disease, not to be confused with actual latent symptoms of Lyme disease.
Coffee enema
Coffee enema
Accessory breast
Coffee enema
Some people have more than two.
A bizarre type of alternative medicine.
Danger triangle of the face
Danger triangle of the face
Accessory breast
Danger triangle of the face
Some people have more than two.
A very specific area of your face where bursting a boil could mean certain death.
Dimples of Venus
Dimples of Venus
Accessory breast
Dimples of Venus
Some people have more than two.
For fans of those dimples you don't find on a face.
DNA origamiRNA origami
DNA origamiRNA origami
Accessory breast
DNA origamiRNA origami
Some people have more than two.
Two different types of nanoscale origami.
Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators
Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators
Accessory breast
Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators
Some people have more than two.
Forcibly withdrawn after officials clamped down on them.
Eating mucus
Eating mucus
Accessory breast
Eating mucus
Some people have more than two.
Ew...
Eigengrau
Eigengrau
Accessory breast
Eigengrau
Some people have more than two.
The color seen by the eye in perfect darkness.
Fart lighting
Fart lighting
Accessory breast
Fart lighting
Some people have more than two.
The act of igniting gases produced by human flatulence.
Fiddler's neck
Fiddler's neck
Accessory breast
Fiddler's neck
Some people have more than two.
Maybe this is proof that God hates violinists.
Five-second rule
Five-second rule
Accessory breast
Five-second rule
Some people have more than two.
The notion that food dropped on the floor is safe to eat only as long as it's picked up within five seconds.
Geographic tongue
Geographic tongue
Accessory breast
Geographic tongue
Some people have more than two.
When a map appears on your tongue.
Grape surgery
Grape surgery
Accessory breast
Grape surgery
Some people have more than two.
They did surgery on a grape, quite a few times actually.
Gynecomastia
Gynecomastia
Accessory breast
Gynecomastia
Some people have more than two.
Also known as "man boobs" or "moobs".
Hair-grooming syncope
Hair-grooming syncope
Accessory breast
Hair-grooming syncope
Some people have more than two.
Who knew that brushing your hair could be deadly?
Human–animal breastfeeding
Human–animal breastfeeding
Accessory breast
Human–animal breastfeeding
Some people have more than two.
If you have breast milk to spare, a puppy, piglet or monkey would like to hear from you.
Hypertrichosis
Hypertrichosis
Accessory breast
Hypertrichosis
Some people have more than two.
Also known as "human werewolf syndrome".
Hypoalgesic effect of swearing
Hypoalgesic effect of swearing
Accessory breast
Hypoalgesic effect of swearing
Some people have more than two.
Got hurt? Swear the pain away!
Jenkem
Jenkem
Accessory breast
Jenkem
Some people have more than two.
Huffing the gas from fermented human feces for a hallucinating effect.
Jogger's nipple
Jogger's nipple
Accessory breast
Jogger's nipple
Some people have more than two.
That uncomfortable friction some people get while running has a name.
Louse-feeder
Louse-feeder
Accessory breast
Louse-feeder
Some people have more than two.
In search of a cure for typhus, humans let lice feed on them.
Lucky iron fish
Lucky iron fish
Accessory breast
Lucky iron fish
Some people have more than two.
Treat anemia by putting an iron fish in your soup.
Maggot therapy
Maggot therapy
Accessory breast
Maggot therapy
Some people have more than two.
Those hungry, wriggling little larvae will clean up festering wounds because they are hungry.
Male lactation
Male lactation
Accessory breast
Male lactation
Some people have more than two.
Given the right conditions, just about any male can do it.
Maple syrup urine disease
Maple syrup urine disease
Accessory breast
Maple syrup urine disease
Some people have more than two.
For once, a sweet smell you don't want your infants exuding.
Medical students' disease
Medical students' disease
Accessory breast
Medical students' disease
Some people have more than two.
A condition frequently reported in medical students who perceive themselves to be experiencing the symptoms of the diseases they are studying.
Mellified man
Mellified man
Accessory breast
Mellified man
Some people have more than two.
A legendary medicinal substance from Arabia involving honey.
Michelin tire baby syndrome
Michelin tire baby syndrome
Accessory breast
Michelin tire baby syndrome
Some people have more than two.
Babies that look like the Michelin man.
Moebius syndrome
Moebius syndrome
Accessory breast
Moebius syndrome
Some people have more than two.
A disease, most envied by poker players, that makes facial expressions impossible.
Morangos com Açúcar Virus
Morangos com Açúcar Virus
Accessory breast
Morangos com Açúcar Virus
Some people have more than two.
Did a Portuguese teen soap opera cause an epidemic?
Mucophagy
Mucophagy
Accessory breast
Mucophagy
Some people have more than two.
The consumption of mucus.
Nacirema
Nacirema
Accessory breast
Nacirema
Some people have more than two.
An obscure New World tribe with some interesting practices.
Nasal sebum
Nasal sebum
Accessory breast
Nasal sebum
Some people have more than two.
Yes, that stuff on the surface of your nose.
Nitroglycerin (medication)
Nitroglycerin (medication)
Accessory breast
Nitroglycerin (medication)
Some people have more than two.
Got heart disease? Here, take some dynamite.
Old person smell
Old person smell
Accessory breast
Old person smell
Some people have more than two.
Apparently developed to allow humans to avoid partnering with people who are too old for them. Not to be confused with death smell (though they're not incompatible in some places).
Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis
Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis
Accessory breast
Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis
Some people have more than two.
A tooth in the eye (is worth two in the foot?).
Paleofeces
Paleofeces
Accessory breast
Paleofeces
Some people have more than two.
Our ancestors' poop. Worth a close look, apparently.
Peanut butter test
Peanut butter test
Accessory breast
Peanut butter test
Some people have more than two.
A diagnostic test for Alzheimer's disease which measures subjects' ability to smell peanut butter through each nostril.
Photic sneeze reflex
Photic sneeze reflex
Accessory breast
Photic sneeze reflex
Some people have more than two.
People who sneeze when suddenly exposed to bright light.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Accessory breast
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Some people have more than two.
That's a mouthful! Good thing it has a much shorter name: silicosis.
Powder of sympathy
Powder of sympathy
Accessory breast
Powder of sympathy
Some people have more than two.
Healing a wound of war by applying a powder... to the weapon that caused it.
Rapunzel syndrome
Rapunzel syndrome
Accessory breast
Rapunzel syndrome
Some people have more than two.
Chewing on your hair is one thing, but actually eating it can have some untoward results.
Resting bitch face
Resting bitch face
Accessory breast
Resting bitch face
Some people have more than two.
Some people may look angry or contemptuous when they're actually perfectly relaxed.
Retained surgical instruments
Retained surgical instruments
Accessory breast
Retained surgical instruments
Some people have more than two.
An unfortunate possible side-effect of surgery.
Schmidt sting pain index
Schmidt sting pain index
Accessory breast
Schmidt sting pain index
Some people have more than two.
An entomologist is stung by just about everything known to sting and, en route, describes the pain involved in terms of a four-point comparative scale.
Sungazing
Sungazing
Accessory breast
Sungazing
Some people have more than two.
The best strat for an Any% blindness speedrun.
Supernumerary nipple
Supernumerary nipple
Accessory breast
Supernumerary nipple
Some people have more than two.
A condition in which one has an additional nipple. Apparently 1 in 18 people have this condition.
Takotsubo cardiomyopathy
Takotsubo cardiomyopathy
Accessory breast
Takotsubo cardiomyopathy
Some people have more than two.
Yes, you can die from a broken heart.
Tobacco smoke enema
Tobacco smoke enema
Accessory breast
Tobacco smoke enema
Some people have more than two.
Literally getting smoke blown up your ass, for medical reasons.
Traditional Chinese medicines derived from the human body
Traditional Chinese medicines derived from the human body
Accessory breast
Traditional Chinese medicines derived from the human body
Some people have more than two.
Just because you're not a rhino, or a tiger, or a pangolin, doesn't mean you're safe.
Trepanation
Trepanation
Accessory breast
Trepanation
Some people have more than two.
Making a hole in the skull was previously thought to cure problems like epilepsy or allow a person to enter into a higher state of consciousness.
Uncombable hair syndrome
Uncombable hair syndrome
Accessory breast
Uncombable hair syndrome
Some people have more than two.
Not just a bad hair day.
Water intoxication
Water intoxication
Accessory breast
Water intoxication
Some people have more than two.
Too much of a good thing is a bad thing, and that applies to even the most necessary thing humans need.
Wenis
Wenis
Accessory breast
Wenis
Some people have more than two.
The actual term, by the way.
White-nose syndrome
White-nose syndrome
Accessory breast
White-nose syndrome
Some people have more than two.
Bats with white noses: sounds cute, is horrifying.
Accessory breast
Some people have more than two.
Alien hand syndrome
An unusual neurological disorder, also known as "Dr. Strangelove syndrome", whereby one of the sufferer's hands seems to take on a life of its own.
Anal wink
Here's looking at you!
Auto-brewery syndrome
Like a microbrewery in your digestive system.
Banana equivalent dose
A banana for scale.
Black hairy tongue
Really?
Bristol stool scale
Taking a close look at a toilet bowl for the sake of science. The scale was inspired by eye charts.
ChIA-PET
Chromatin Interaction Analysis by Paired-End Tag sequencing, that is.
Chronic Lyme disease
A conspiracy theory about long-lasting effects of Lyme disease, not to be confused with actual latent symptoms of Lyme disease.
Coffee enema
A bizarre type of alternative medicine.
Danger triangle of the face
A very specific area of your face where bursting a boil could mean certain death.
Dimples of Venus
For fans of those dimples you don't find on a face.
DNA origamiRNA origami
Two different types of nanoscale origami.
Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators
Forcibly withdrawn after officials clamped down on them.
Eating mucus
Ew...
Eigengrau
The color seen by the eye in perfect darkness.
Fart lighting
The act of igniting gases produced by human flatulence.
Fiddler's neck
Maybe this is proof that God hates violinists.
Five-second rule
The notion that food dropped on the floor is safe to eat only as long as it's picked up within five seconds.
Geographic tongue
When a map appears on your tongue.
Grape surgery
They did surgery on a grape, quite a few times actually.
Gynecomastia
Also known as "man boobs" or "moobs".
Hair-grooming syncope
Who knew that brushing your hair could be deadly?
Human–animal breastfeeding
If you have breast milk to spare, a puppy, piglet or monkey would like to hear from you.
Hypertrichosis
Also known as "human werewolf syndrome".
Hypoalgesic effect of swearing
Got hurt? Swear the pain away!
Jenkem
Huffing the gas from fermented human feces for a hallucinating effect.
Jogger's nipple
That uncomfortable friction some people get while running has a name.
Louse-feeder
In search of a cure for typhus, humans let lice feed on them.
Lucky iron fish
Treat anemia by putting an iron fish in your soup.
Maggot therapy
Those hungry, wriggling little larvae will clean up festering wounds because they are hungry.
Male lactation
Given the right conditions, just about any male can do it.
Maple syrup urine disease
For once, a sweet smell you don't want your infants exuding.
Medical students' disease
A condition frequently reported in medical students who perceive themselves to be experiencing the symptoms of the diseases they are studying.
Mellified man
A legendary medicinal substance from Arabia involving honey.
Michelin tire baby syndrome
Babies that look like the Michelin man.
Moebius syndrome
A disease, most envied by poker players, that makes facial expressions impossible.
Morangos com Açúcar Virus
Did a Portuguese teen soap opera cause an epidemic?
Mucophagy
The consumption of mucus.
Nacirema
An obscure New World tribe with some interesting practices.
Nasal sebum
Yes, that stuff on the surface of your nose.
Nitroglycerin (medication)
Got heart disease? Here, take some dynamite.
Old person smell
Apparently developed to allow humans to avoid partnering with people who are too old for them. Not to be confused with death smell (though they're not incompatible in some places).
Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis
A tooth in the eye (is worth two in the foot?).
Paleofeces
Our ancestors' poop. Worth a close look, apparently.
Peanut butter test
A diagnostic test for Alzheimer's disease which measures subjects' ability to smell peanut butter through each nostril.
Photic sneeze reflex
People who sneeze when suddenly exposed to bright light.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
That's a mouthful! Good thing it has a much shorter name: silicosis.
Powder of sympathy
Healing a wound of war by applying a powder... to the weapon that caused it.
Rapunzel syndrome
Chewing on your hair is one thing, but actually eating it can have some untoward results.
· Science › Medicine and health › Human sexuality and reproduction
Autofellatio
Autofellatio
Autocunnilingus
Autofellatio
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Acts of oral self-stimulation.
Bathroom sex
Bathroom sex
Autocunnilingus
Bathroom sex
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Ever wanted to defecate and have sex at the same time? Well now you can!
Bread dildo
Bread dildo
Autocunnilingus
Bread dildo
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A supposed sex toy originating from Ancient Greece, made of bread.
John R. Brinkley
John R. Brinkley
Autocunnilingus
John R. Brinkley
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A doctor who said that he could cure male impotence (among other things) by putting goat testes inside human testes. It did not go well.
Cello scrotum
Cello scrotum
Autocunnilingus
Cello scrotum
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A hoax illness allegedly affecting male cello players.
Coregasm
Coregasm
Autocunnilingus
Coregasm
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
An orgasm caused by exercising of the core abdominal muscles.
Death during consensual sex
Death during consensual sex
Autocunnilingus
Death during consensual sex
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Talk about going out with a bang...
Donkey punch
Donkey punch
Autocunnilingus
Donkey punch
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Allegedly a sex move involving punching one's partner in the back of the head during intercourse.
Female hysteria
Female hysteria
Autocunnilingus
Female hysteria
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A once-common diagnosis of a range of symptoms in women, cured through masturbation.
Footsies
Footsies
Autocunnilingus
Footsies
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Did you know? It's possible for a couple to flirt by touching each other's legs.
Gerbilling
Gerbilling
Autocunnilingus
Gerbilling
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
An urban legend about a sexual practice purportedly conducted. It was made popular by South Park.
Global Orgasm for Peace
Global Orgasm for Peace
Autocunnilingus
Global Orgasm for Peace
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Oh yeah, the end of human conflict just turns me on...
Hamster zona-free ovum test
Hamster zona-free ovum test
Autocunnilingus
Hamster zona-free ovum test
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A test – sometimes called a "hamster test" – involving human semen, hamster eggs and a petri dish.
Human penis size
Human penis size
Autocunnilingus
Human penis size
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Scientific data on average size, racial variations, surgical enlargement and urban legends.
Koro
Koro
Autocunnilingus
Koro
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A condition where one (mistakenly) believes that his or her genitals are slowly disappearing.
Lithopedion
Lithopedion
Autocunnilingus
Lithopedion
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
The rare condition of an unborn fetus calcifying.
Male pregnancy
Male pregnancy
Autocunnilingus
Male pregnancy
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
For now, it's just a seahorse thing, but...
Napoleon's penis
Napoleon's penis
Autocunnilingus
Napoleon's penis
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
(Allegedly) cut off after his death and, among other things, displayed at a museum in Manhattan.
National Masturbation Day
National Masturbation Day
Autocunnilingus
National Masturbation Day
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Not related to the week, and certainly not related to the month.
Parasitic twin
Parasitic twin
Autocunnilingus
Parasitic twin
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A medical condition where one of two conjoined twins lacks essential organs and must rely on the other for survival, often leeching its blood. An especially rare variant of this, fetus in fetu, involves one partially formed fetus developing within the body of the other.
Persistent genital arousal disorder
Persistent genital arousal disorder
Autocunnilingus
Persistent genital arousal disorder
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Not as funny as it may sound.
Post-coital tristesse
Post-coital tristesse
Autocunnilingus
Post-coital tristesse
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
"But after the enjoyment of sensual pleasure is passed, the greatest sadness follows." –Baruch Spinoza
Puppy pregnancy syndrome
Puppy pregnancy syndrome
Autocunnilingus
Puppy pregnancy syndrome
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A condition found in remote regions of India in which people believe they have conceived a puppy shortly after being bitten by a dog.
Scrotal inflation
Scrotal inflation
Autocunnilingus
Scrotal inflation
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
For real now, boys: DO NOT try this at home. You can put your life at risk while doing it.
Self-inflicted caesarean section
Self-inflicted caesarean section
Autocunnilingus
Self-inflicted caesarean section
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A harrowing practice, verified to have occurred at least five times.
Sexual headache
Sexual headache
Autocunnilingus
Sexual headache
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Not the one that wives pretend to have to dissuade their husbands; this type happens during the act.
Sleep sex
Sleep sex
Autocunnilingus
Sleep sex
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A form of parasomnia (similar to sleepwalking) that causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep. Not to be confused with somnophilia.
Soggy biscuit
Soggy biscuit
Autocunnilingus
Soggy biscuit
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Don't finish last, whatever you do.
Vorarephilia
Vorarephilia
Autocunnilingus
Vorarephilia
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Not exactly cannibalism, but...
Zhang Jingsheng
Zhang Jingsheng
Autocunnilingus
Zhang Jingsheng
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
A sexologist known by the nickname "Dr. Sex" who enthusiastically advocated social Darwinism, scientific racism, eugenics, and a "Big Breast Renaissance".
Zombie pornography
Zombie pornography
Autocunnilingus
Zombie pornography
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Modern reincarnation of necrophilia.
Autocunnilingus
Like autofellatio (see below), but much more difficult.
Autofellatio
Acts of oral self-stimulation.
Bathroom sex
Ever wanted to defecate and have sex at the same time? Well now you can!
Bread dildo
A supposed sex toy originating from Ancient Greece, made of bread.
John R. Brinkley
A doctor who said that he could cure male impotence (among other things) by putting goat testes inside human testes. It did not go well.
Cello scrotum
A hoax illness allegedly affecting male cello players.
Coregasm
An orgasm caused by exercising of the core abdominal muscles.
Death during consensual sex
Talk about going out with a bang...
Donkey punch
Allegedly a sex move involving punching one's partner in the back of the head during intercourse.
Female hysteria
A once-common diagnosis of a range of symptoms in women, cured through masturbation.
Footsies
Did you know? It's possible for a couple to flirt by touching each other's legs.
Gerbilling
An urban legend about a sexual practice purportedly conducted. It was made popular by South Park.
Global Orgasm for Peace
Oh yeah, the end of human conflict just turns me on...
Hamster zona-free ovum test
A test – sometimes called a "hamster test" – involving human semen, hamster eggs and a petri dish.
Human penis size
Scientific data on average size, racial variations, surgical enlargement and urban legends.
Koro
A condition where one (mistakenly) believes that his or her genitals are slowly disappearing.
Lithopedion
The rare condition of an unborn fetus calcifying.
Male pregnancy
For now, it's just a seahorse thing, but...
Napoleon's penis
(Allegedly) cut off after his death and, among other things, displayed at a museum in Manhattan.
National Masturbation Day
Not related to the week, and certainly not related to the month.
Parasitic twin
A medical condition where one of two conjoined twins lacks essential organs and must rely on the other for survival, often leeching its blood. An especially rare variant of this, fetus in fetu, involves one partially formed fetus developing within the body of the other.
Persistent genital arousal disorder
Not as funny as it may sound.
Post-coital tristesse
"But after the enjoyment of sensual pleasure is passed, the greatest sadness follows." –Baruch Spinoza
Puppy pregnancy syndrome
A condition found in remote regions of India in which people believe they have conceived a puppy shortly after being bitten by a dog.
Scrotal inflation
For real now, boys: DO NOT try this at home. You can put your life at risk while doing it.
Self-inflicted caesarean section
A harrowing practice, verified to have occurred at least five times.
Sexual headache
Not the one that wives pretend to have to dissuade their husbands; this type happens during the act.
Sleep sex
A form of parasomnia (similar to sleepwalking) that causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep. Not to be confused with somnophilia.
Soggy biscuit
Don't finish last, whatever you do.
Vorarephilia
Not exactly cannibalism, but...
Zhang Jingsheng
A sexologist known by the nickname "Dr. Sex" who enthusiastically advocated social Darwinism, scientific racism, eugenics, and a "Big Breast Renaissance".
Zombie pornography
Modern reincarnation of necrophilia.
· Science › Medicine and health › Individual patients and staff
Jaxon Buell
Jaxon Buell
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Jaxon Buell
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A child born with only 20% of a brain. He lived for 5 years despite doctors' expectations that he would only live for 1 year.
Jeanne Calment
Jeanne Calment
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Jeanne Calment
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A Frenchwoman with the longest verified human lifespan in recorded history. She was 122 at the time of her death.
Jo Cameron
Jo Cameron
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Jo Cameron
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A Scottish woman who feels no physical or psychological pain due to a rare genetic mutation.
Legrand G. Capers
Legrand G. Capers
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Legrand G. Capers
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
The only person ever to witness a woman being impregnated by a bullet.
Stubbins Ffirth
Stubbins Ffirth
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Stubbins Ffirth
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
An American trainee doctor who went to unusual lengths in his quest to prove that yellow fever is not contagious.
Phineas Gage
Phineas Gage
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Phineas Gage
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A 19th-century construction worker who survived a three-foot-long (0.91 m) tamping iron going through his skull. His resultant behavioral changes have made him an important figure in the development of neuroscience.
Genie
Genie
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Genie
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A feral child who was neglected by her father and was locked in a room for the first 13 years of her life.
Karen Greenlee
Karen Greenlee
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Karen Greenlee
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
Unrepentant serial necrophile open to interviews on the subject, who came to attention for stealing a hearse during a funeral.
James Harrison
James Harrison
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
James Harrison
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
An Australian man whose 1,173 blood donations have saved over 2.5 million babies.
Abby and Brittany Hensel
Abby and Brittany Hensel
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Abby and Brittany Hensel
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
Conjoined twins with separate heads but joined bodies.
Krista and Tatiana Hogan
Krista and Tatiana Hogan
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Krista and Tatiana Hogan
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
Craniopagus twins with a a "thalamus bridge" which connects their two thalami together.
Paul Karason
Paul Karason
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Paul Karason
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
An American man known for having blue skin.
"Benjaman Kyle"
"Benjaman Kyle"
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
"Benjaman Kyle"
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
Found naked and unconscious outside a Burger King dumpster (where he derived his new alias from), he doesn't remember 20 years of his life, or how he ended up in Georgia from Colorado.
Eugene Landy
Eugene Landy
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Eugene Landy
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A psychologist who developed a form of 24-hour therapy and later became business partners with one of his many celebrity patients, Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys.
Hans Langseth
Hans Langseth
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Hans Langseth
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A guy who had the longest beard recorded in history.
Robert Liston
Robert Liston
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Robert Liston
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A 19th-century Scottish surgeon who, among other things, performed what has been described as "the only operation in history with a 300 percent mortality rate".
Barry Marshall
Barry Marshall
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Barry Marshall
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A doctor who, against the consensus of mainstream medicine, drank a vial of bacterial culture to prove that stomach ulcers were caused by bacteria rather than stress, spicy foods, and too much acid as was believed at the time. He won the Nobel Prize for it, too.
Alexis St. Martin
Alexis St. Martin
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Alexis St. Martin
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A 19th-century French-Canadian fur trader who survived a gunshot wound and was left with a hole in his stomach, which allowed revolutionary experiments on digestion to be conducted.
Donald Mastick
Donald Mastick
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Donald Mastick
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A man who accidentally ate plutonium, leading to one of the worst cases of bad breath.
Lina Medina
Lina Medina
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Lina Medina
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A Peruvian girl who gave birth to a son when she was five years old, becoming the youngest human mother on record.
Armin Meiwes
Armin Meiwes
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Armin Meiwes
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
Wanting to be eaten is one thing, but actually having it done to you is quite another.
Billy Milligan
Billy Milligan
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Billy Milligan
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A man with 24 personalities, popularized by the 1981 book The Minds of Billy Milligan.
Wenceslao Moguel
Wenceslao Moguel
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Wenceslao Moguel
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
Accused of participating in the Mexican Revolution, he was sentenced to death, survived his execution, and lived for another 6 decades.
Blanche Monnier
Blanche Monnier
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Blanche Monnier
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A French woman who was locked in an attic for 25 years because her parents disapproved of her choice of suitor.
Mariam Nabatanzi
Mariam Nabatanzi
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Mariam Nabatanzi
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A Ugandan woman who had given birth to 44 children by the age of 36.
Hamilton Naki
Hamilton Naki
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Hamilton Naki
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A Black South African doctor who participated in the first heart transplant surgery and was later censored by the Apartheid regime.
Chandre Oram
Chandre Oram
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Chandre Oram
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A man in India with a 13-inch (33 cm) tail.
Adam Rainer
Adam Rainer
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Adam Rainer
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
The only person known to be both a dwarf and a giant.
S.M. (patient)
S.M. (patient)
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
S.M. (patient)
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A woman with the inability to feel fear due to damage to the amygdalae.
Tarrare
Tarrare
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Tarrare
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
A Frenchman with an insatiable appetite, who made a show out of his ability to eat just about anything. Including, allegedly, a toddler.
Lakshmi Tatma
Lakshmi Tatma
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Lakshmi Tatma
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
An Indian girl born with four arms and four legs, fitting to her name as she was named after a Hindu goddess with four arms.
Mary Toft
Mary Toft
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Mary Toft
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
An English woman who hoaxed doctors into believing that she had given birth to rabbits.
Robert Wadlow
Robert Wadlow
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Robert Wadlow
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
An American man who, at 8 ft 11.1 in (2.72 m), was the tallest verified person in human history.
Louis Jolyon West
Louis Jolyon West
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Louis Jolyon West
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
An American psychiatrist known most for his work in MKULTRA while employed by the CIA, which included accidentally killing an elephant with LSD. Also appointed to interrogate Jack Ruby and was an arch-enemy of the Church of Scientology.
Elisabeth Anderson Sierra
Diagnosed with hyperlactation syndrome, her generous donations of excess breast milk have earned her the title of "Milk Goddess".
Jaxon Buell
A child born with only 20% of a brain. He lived for 5 years despite doctors' expectations that he would only live for 1 year.
Jeanne Calment
A Frenchwoman with the longest verified human lifespan in recorded history. She was 122 at the time of her death.
Jo Cameron
A Scottish woman who feels no physical or psychological pain due to a rare genetic mutation.
Legrand G. Capers
The only person ever to witness a woman being impregnated by a bullet.
Stubbins Ffirth
An American trainee doctor who went to unusual lengths in his quest to prove that yellow fever is not contagious.
Phineas Gage
A 19th-century construction worker who survived a three-foot-long (0.91 m) tamping iron going through his skull. His resultant behavioral changes have made him an important figure in the development of neuroscience.
Genie
A feral child who was neglected by her father and was locked in a room for the first 13 years of her life.
Karen Greenlee
Unrepentant serial necrophile open to interviews on the subject, who came to attention for stealing a hearse during a funeral.
James Harrison
An Australian man whose 1,173 blood donations have saved over 2.5 million babies.
Abby and Brittany Hensel
Conjoined twins with separate heads but joined bodies.
Krista and Tatiana Hogan
Craniopagus twins with a a "thalamus bridge" which connects their two thalami together.
Paul Karason
An American man known for having blue skin.
"Benjaman Kyle"
Found naked and unconscious outside a Burger King dumpster (where he derived his new alias from), he doesn't remember 20 years of his life, or how he ended up in Georgia from Colorado.
Eugene Landy
A psychologist who developed a form of 24-hour therapy and later became business partners with one of his many celebrity patients, Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys.
Hans Langseth
A guy who had the longest beard recorded in history.
Robert Liston
A 19th-century Scottish surgeon who, among other things, performed what has been described as "the only operation in history with a 300 percent mortality rate".
Barry Marshall
A doctor who, against the consensus of mainstream medicine, drank a vial of bacterial culture to prove that stomach ulcers were caused by bacteria rather than stress, spicy foods, and too much acid as was believed at the time. He won the Nobel Prize for it, too.
Alexis St. Martin
A 19th-century French-Canadian fur trader who survived a gunshot wound and was left with a hole in his stomach, which allowed revolutionary experiments on digestion to be conducted.
Donald Mastick
A man who accidentally ate plutonium, leading to one of the worst cases of bad breath.
Lina Medina
A Peruvian girl who gave birth to a son when she was five years old, becoming the youngest human mother on record.
Armin Meiwes
Wanting to be eaten is one thing, but actually having it done to you is quite another.
Billy Milligan
A man with 24 personalities, popularized by the 1981 book The Minds of Billy Milligan.
Wenceslao Moguel
Accused of participating in the Mexican Revolution, he was sentenced to death, survived his execution, and lived for another 6 decades.
Blanche Monnier
A French woman who was locked in an attic for 25 years because her parents disapproved of her choice of suitor.
Mariam Nabatanzi
A Ugandan woman who had given birth to 44 children by the age of 36.
Hamilton Naki
A Black South African doctor who participated in the first heart transplant surgery and was later censored by the Apartheid regime.
Chandre Oram
A man in India with a 13-inch (33 cm) tail.
Adam Rainer
The only person known to be both a dwarf and a giant.
patient)
A woman with the inability to feel fear due to damage to the amygdalae.
Tarrare
A Frenchman with an insatiable appetite, who made a show out of his ability to eat just about anything. Including, allegedly, a toddler.
Lakshmi Tatma
An Indian girl born with four arms and four legs, fitting to her name as she was named after a Hindu goddess with four arms.
Mary Toft
An English woman who hoaxed doctors into believing that she had given birth to rabbits.
Robert Wadlow
An American man who, at 8 ft 11.1 in (2.72 m), was the tallest verified person in human history.
Louis Jolyon West
An American psychiatrist known most for his work in MKULTRA while employed by the CIA, which included accidentally killing an elephant with LSD. Also appointed to interrogate Jack Ruby and was an arch-enemy of the Church of Scientology.
· Science › Medicine and health › Nervous system and behaviour
Anton syndrome
Anton syndrome
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Anton syndrome
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
People who are blind but convinced they can see.
Bananadine
Bananadine
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Bananadine
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Exactly how psychedelic are those dried banana peels?
Bicameral mentality
Bicameral mentality
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Bicameral mentality
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Neuroscientific hypothesis that the human mind before the Bronze Age was split into two discrete components, a speaking mind and obeying mind.
Capgras delusion
Capgras delusion
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Capgras delusion
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
When you're sure a friend or loved one is an impostor.
Cortical homunculus
Cortical homunculus
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Cortical homunculus
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
A distorted representation of the human body based on areas of the brain dedicated to processing motor functions for different body parts.
Cotard's syndrome
Cotard's syndrome
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Cotard's syndrome
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Suffered by people, very much alive, who believe they're dead.
Conversion disorder
Conversion disorder
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Conversion disorder
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Blindness and similar disabilities caused by anxiety.
Cute aggression
Cute aggression
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Cute aggression
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
The reason why people want to squeeze cute things without harm.
Dancing mania
Dancing mania
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Dancing mania
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Unknown forces cause large groups of people to dance hysterically until dropping from exhaustion in multiple incidents in Europe from the 13th to 17th centuries.
Dissociative fugue
Dissociative fugue
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Dissociative fugue
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
You black out and when you wake up years have passed, you're in a different city, you have a new name and have lived a different life while you were unconscious. Also known as dissociative fugue or psychogenic fugue.
Electromagnetic hypersensitivity
Electromagnetic hypersensitivity
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Electromagnetic hypersensitivity
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
For those allergic to Wi-Fi.
Encopresis
Encopresis
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Encopresis
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Voluntary or involuntary defecation in persons who are toilet trained (older than 4 years of age.)
Exploding head syndrome
Exploding head syndrome
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Exploding head syndrome
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Ever woken up after an hour or two of sleep thinking you've just heard a massive explosion?
Expressive aphasia
Expressive aphasia
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Expressive aphasia
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
You know when you have a word on tip of your tongue but you just can't remember it? It's that, but with every word.
False memory
False memory
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
False memory
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Forming of false memories; sometimes leads to thousands of people having the same false memory.
Foreign accent syndrome
Foreign accent syndrome
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Foreign accent syndrome
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
A rare medical condition whereby sufferers speak their native language with a foreign accent.
Fregoli delusion
Fregoli delusion
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Fregoli delusion
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
The belief that different people are actually one person in disguise.
Geophagia
Geophagia
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Geophagia
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Eat dirt, pal.
Impossible color
Impossible color
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Impossible color
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Supposed colors that do not appear in ordinary visual functioning.
Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Like Tourette syndrome, but more Gallic.
Klüver–Bucy syndrome
Klüver–Bucy syndrome
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Klüver–Bucy syndrome
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
One specific kind of brain damage causes hypersexuality and a desire to put random things in your mouth. Named after two doctors who gave psychotropic drugs to lobotomized monkeys.
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
A Japanese expression referring to an urge to defecate that is suddenly felt after entering bookstores.
Paris syndrome
Paris syndrome
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Paris syndrome
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Being clinically disappointed by Paris. Particularly common among Japanese tourists. Not to be confused with Jerusalem syndrome or Stockholm syndrome.
Rosenhan experiment
Rosenhan experiment
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Rosenhan experiment
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
An experiment involving certifiably sane mental patients.
Somatoparaphrenia
Somatoparaphrenia
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Somatoparaphrenia
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
A type of delusion in which a sufferer denies ownership of a limb or an entire side of the body.
Stendhal syndrome
Stendhal syndrome
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Stendhal syndrome
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
A psychosomatic illness that causes rapid heartbeat, dizziness, fainting, confusion and even hallucinations when an individual is exposed to art or natural beauty.
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
What happens when contagious laughter becomes an actual epidemic.
Target fixation
Target fixation
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Target fixation
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
To become so fixated on an object you are trying to avoid that you collide with it.
Tip of the tongue
Tip of the tongue
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Tip of the tongue
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
What was this article about again... Wait, I think I am just about to remember...
Truman Show delusion
Truman Show delusion
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Truman Show delusion
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Those afflicted feel they are being watched all the time by a television audience, like Jim Carrey's character in the 1998 movie The Truman Show.
Urophagia
Urophagia
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Urophagia
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
The consumption of urine. Not always for survival reasons.
Visual release hallucinations
Visual release hallucinations
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Visual release hallucinations
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Millions of perfectly sane people are having freakish hallucinations – and just not admitting it.
Zero stroke
Zero stroke
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Zero stroke
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
An alleged mental disorder that caused patients to write endless rows of zeroes.
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Distortions of perception that may include one's surroundings appearing too large or too small, faint noises sounding loud, or time slowing to a trickle.
Anton syndrome
People who are blind but convinced they can see.
Bananadine
Exactly how psychedelic are those dried banana peels?
Bicameral mentality
Neuroscientific hypothesis that the human mind before the Bronze Age was split into two discrete components, a speaking mind and obeying mind.
Capgras delusion
When you're sure a friend or loved one is an impostor.
Cortical homunculus
A distorted representation of the human body based on areas of the brain dedicated to processing motor functions for different body parts.
Cotard's syndrome
Suffered by people, very much alive, who believe they're dead.
Conversion disorder
Blindness and similar disabilities caused by anxiety.
Cute aggression
The reason why people want to squeeze cute things without harm.
Dancing mania
Unknown forces cause large groups of people to dance hysterically until dropping from exhaustion in multiple incidents in Europe from the 13th to 17th centuries.
Dissociative fugue
You black out and when you wake up years have passed, you're in a different city, you have a new name and have lived a different life while you were unconscious. Also known as dissociative fugue or psychogenic fugue.
Electromagnetic hypersensitivity
For those allergic to Wi-Fi.
Encopresis
Voluntary or involuntary defecation in persons who are toilet trained (older than 4 years of age.)
Exploding head syndrome
Ever woken up after an hour or two of sleep thinking you've just heard a massive explosion?
Expressive aphasia
You know when you have a word on tip of your tongue but you just can't remember it? It's that, but with every word.
False memory
Forming of false memories; sometimes leads to thousands of people having the same false memory.
Foreign accent syndrome
A rare medical condition whereby sufferers speak their native language with a foreign accent.
Fregoli delusion
The belief that different people are actually one person in disguise.
Geophagia
Eat dirt, pal.
Impossible color
Supposed colors that do not appear in ordinary visual functioning.
Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
Like Tourette syndrome, but more Gallic.
Klüver–Bucy syndrome
One specific kind of brain damage causes hypersexuality and a desire to put random things in your mouth. Named after two doctors who gave psychotropic drugs to lobotomized monkeys.
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
A Japanese expression referring to an urge to defecate that is suddenly felt after entering bookstores.
Paris syndrome
Being clinically disappointed by Paris. Particularly common among Japanese tourists. Not to be confused with Jerusalem syndrome or Stockholm syndrome.
Rosenhan experiment
An experiment involving certifiably sane mental patients.
Somatoparaphrenia
A type of delusion in which a sufferer denies ownership of a limb or an entire side of the body.
Stendhal syndrome
A psychosomatic illness that causes rapid heartbeat, dizziness, fainting, confusion and even hallucinations when an individual is exposed to art or natural beauty.
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
What happens when contagious laughter becomes an actual epidemic.
Target fixation
To become so fixated on an object you are trying to avoid that you collide with it.
Tip of the tongue
What was this article about again... Wait, I think I am just about to remember...
Truman Show delusion
Those afflicted feel they are being watched all the time by a television audience, like Jim Carrey's character in the 1998 movie The Truman Show.
Urophagia
The consumption of urine. Not always for survival reasons.
Visual release hallucinations
Millions of perfectly sane people are having freakish hallucinations – and just not admitting it.
Zero stroke
An alleged mental disorder that caused patients to write endless rows of zeroes.
· Science › Medicine and health › Nervous system and behaviour › Phobias
Fear of crossing streets
Fear of crossing streets
Aversion to happiness
Fear of crossing streets
Also known as cherophobia.
Also known as agyrophobia.
Chromophobia
Chromophobia
Aversion to happiness
Chromophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of colors.
Coprophobia
Coprophobia
Aversion to happiness
Coprophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of feces or even defecation, and possibly enjoying constipation.
Dentophobia
Dentophobia
Aversion to happiness
Dentophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of dentists.
Emetophobia
Emetophobia
Aversion to happiness
Emetophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of vomiting.
Balloon phobia
Balloon phobia
Aversion to happiness
Balloon phobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Also known as globophobia.
Genuphobia
Genuphobia
Aversion to happiness
Genuphobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of knees or the act of kneeling.
Koumpounophobia
Koumpounophobia
Aversion to happiness
Koumpounophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of buttons.
Mageiricophobia
Mageiricophobia
Aversion to happiness
Mageiricophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of cooking.
Nomophobia
Nomophobia
Aversion to happiness
Nomophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of being without your mobile phone.
Numerophobia
Numerophobia
Aversion to happiness
Numerophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of numbers.
Osmophobia
Osmophobia
Aversion to happiness
Osmophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of odors and smells.
Phagophobia
Phagophobia
Aversion to happiness
Phagophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of swallowing.
Phallophobia
Phallophobia
Aversion to happiness
Phallophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of the penis.
Philophobia
Philophobia
Aversion to happiness
Philophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of love.
Phobophobia
Phobophobia
Aversion to happiness
Phobophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of having a phobia.
Pogonophobia
Pogonophobia
Aversion to happiness
Pogonophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of beards.
Submechanophobia
Submechanophobia
Aversion to happiness
Submechanophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of submerged man-made objects.
Technophobia
Technophobia
Aversion to happiness
Technophobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of computers and internet.
Telephone phobia
Telephone phobia
Aversion to happiness
Telephone phobia
Also known as cherophobia.
Also known as telephobia.
Aversion to happiness
Also known as cherophobia.
Fear of crossing streets
Also known as agyrophobia.
Chromophobia
Fear of colors.
Coprophobia
Fear of feces or even defecation, and possibly enjoying constipation.
Dentophobia
Fear of dentists.
Emetophobia
Fear of vomiting.
Balloon phobia
Also known as globophobia.
Genuphobia
Fear of knees or the act of kneeling.
Koumpounophobia
Fear of buttons.
Mageiricophobia
Fear of cooking.
Nomophobia
Fear of being without your mobile phone.
Numerophobia
Fear of numbers.
Osmophobia
Fear of odors and smells.
Phagophobia
Fear of swallowing.
Phallophobia
Fear of the penis.
Philophobia
Fear of love.
Phobophobia
Fear of having a phobia.
Pogonophobia
Fear of beards.
Submechanophobia
Fear of submerged man-made objects.
Technophobia
Fear of computers and internet.
Telephone phobia
Also known as telephobia.
· Science › Animals
Animals in space
Animals in space
Adactylidium
Animals in space
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
An annotated list of the various animals used in space programs.
Animal attack
Animal attack
Adactylidium
Animal attack
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Not kidding: death by beavers, bunnies, squirrels, crocodiles, and other creatures you should not have as pets.
Anting (behavior)
Anting (behavior)
Adactylidium
Anting (behavior)
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Not recommended for humans.
Apophallation
Apophallation
Adactylidium
Apophallation
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Are you a slug and can't extract your penis? Amputate and change your gender.
Beaver-engineered dam in the Czech Republic
Beaver-engineered dam in the Czech Republic
Adactylidium
Beaver-engineered dam in the Czech Republic
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A family of beavers has saved the Czech government about $1.2 million by doing what they do best and restoring a wetland ecosystem.
Bee removal
Bee removal
Adactylidium
Bee removal
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Removal of bees.
Birds Aren't Real
Birds Aren't Real
Adactylidium
Birds Aren't Real
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Think about it, have you ever even seen a bird?
Blast fishing
Blast fishing
Adactylidium
Blast fishing
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Catch a lot of fish at once by blowing up a lake.
Boiling frog
Boiling frog
Adactylidium
Boiling frog
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Despite the metaphor, they won't really sit there and let themselves boil to death.
Candiru
Candiru
Adactylidium
Candiru
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Barbed fish allegedly attracted to, lodged in, and extracted from human penises.
Carcinisation
Carcinisation
Adactylidium
Carcinisation
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Crustaceans may evolve how they wish, but eventually, it all comes back to crab shape.
Common Surinam toad
Common Surinam toad
Adactylidium
Common Surinam toad
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
The mother's back is where the eggs are embedded and where they develop.
Conservation-induced extinction
Conservation-induced extinction
Adactylidium
Conservation-induced extinction
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
The extinction of highly endangered parasites at the hands of conservationists.
Cat–dog relationship
Cat–dog relationship
Adactylidium
Cat–dog relationship
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
For centuries the two most popular house pets have been fighting like, well, cats and dogs.
Cymothoa exigua
Cymothoa exigua
Adactylidium
Cymothoa exigua
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A parasitic crustacean that, when female (they are hermaphroditic), attaches to and then destroys a fish's tongue, hooks itself to the remaining stub and becomes the fish's new tongue.
Depopulation of cockroaches in post-Soviet states
Depopulation of cockroaches in post-Soviet states
Adactylidium
Depopulation of cockroaches in post-Soviet states
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A great ecological problem indeed complete with fourteen references in Russian.
Dolly (sheep)
Dolly (sheep)
Adactylidium
Dolly (sheep)
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
The first ever mammal which was cloned via an adult somatic cell.
Echinoecus pentagonus
Echinoecus pentagonus
Adactylidium
Echinoecus pentagonus
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A parasitic crab which lives in the rectum of a sea urchin. At least it's rent-controlled.
Epomis
Epomis
Adactylidium
Epomis
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A deceptive beetle larva that entices its own predators by feigning prey-like movements in order to eat its predator.
Eufriesea purpurata
Eufriesea purpurata
Adactylidium
Eufriesea purpurata
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
An orchid bee that seeks and vigorously collects pesticides.
Eunice aphroditois
Eunice aphroditois
Adactylidium
Eunice aphroditois
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
"Armed with sharp teeth, it is known to attack with such speeds that its prey is sometimes sliced in half." As if being a three-metre (9 ft 10 in) worm were not impressive enough.
Exploding animal
Exploding animal
Adactylidium
Exploding animal
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Sometimes it's natural, sometimes it's due to human intervention.
Fat-tailed sheep
Fat-tailed sheep
Adactylidium
Fat-tailed sheep
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
BBL... BTL?
Goblin shark
Goblin shark
Adactylidium
Goblin shark
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Indeed, a monster from the deepest oceans.
Goldfish swallowing
Goldfish swallowing
Adactylidium
Goldfish swallowing
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A fad that started in American colleges in the 1930s.
Grey go-away-bird
Grey go-away-bird
Adactylidium
Grey go-away-bird
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
An very unsociable species.
Hallucinogenic fish
Hallucinogenic fish
Adactylidium
Hallucinogenic fish
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
No, the fish are not trippin'; they will cause hallucinations if ingested. It is not known if hallucinations will occur if one fish consumes another.
Hebrew character
Hebrew character
Adactylidium
Hebrew character
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Actually a species of moth.
Hotwheels sisyphus
Hotwheels sisyphus
Adactylidium
Hotwheels sisyphus
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A ground spider, sadly not known for rolling a toy car up a plastic ramp again and again to watch it go down.
Hurricane Shark
Hurricane Shark
Adactylidium
Hurricane Shark
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
The meteorological equivalent of Bigfoot. (Except it's real. Kind of. Probably. At least once.)
Israel-related conspiracy theories
Israel-related conspiracy theories
Adactylidium
Israel-related conspiracy theories
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Has an animal looked suspicious? It was probably Israel.
Jenny Haniver
Jenny Haniver
Adactylidium
Jenny Haniver
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A grotesque-looking sea monster made from the corpse of a ray.
Lioconcha hieroglyphica
Lioconcha hieroglyphica
Adactylidium
Lioconcha hieroglyphica
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A type of clam with a shell covered in hieroglyph-like markings.
London Underground mosquito
London Underground mosquito
Adactylidium
London Underground mosquito
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A species of mosquito that lives in underground railways.
Love dart
Love dart
Adactylidium
Love dart
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Hermaphroditic snails play Cupid.
Lyall's wren
Lyall's wren
Adactylidium
Lyall's wren
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Made extinct by feral cats, possibly the offspring of one pregnant female.
Metoecus paradoxus
Metoecus paradoxus
Adactylidium
Metoecus paradoxus
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A beetle with - as prophet of our age Megan Thee Stallion put it - eyelashes "on fleek".
Nightingale excrement as facial
Nightingale excrement as facial
Adactylidium
Nightingale excrement as facial
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Droppings of a nightingale variety used in facials. Some claim that it helps with acne. Project Medicine states that the references are not MEDRS. (MEDical Reliable Source)
Orbiting Frog Otolith
Orbiting Frog Otolith
Adactylidium
Orbiting Frog Otolith
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A NASA frog experiment, sending two bullfrogs into space to test their sense of balance.
Paracerceis sculpta
Paracerceis sculpta
Adactylidium
Paracerceis sculpta
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A species of isopod that has some males that mimic females and others that mimic juveniles, allowing them to mate without the alpha males realising what is going on behind their backs.
Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass
Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass
Adactylidium
Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Telepathic communication is not possible in snails no matter how far apart they may be. Nothing else has been ruled out.
Penis fencing
Penis fencing
Adactylidium
Penis fencing
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A literal figurative variety of cockfighting between some species of flatworm.
Pit of despair
Pit of despair
Adactylidium
Pit of despair
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
An attempt to give monkeys depression.
Polar bear jail
Polar bear jail
Adactylidium
Polar bear jail
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
For polar bear criminals.
Prostitution among animals
Prostitution among animals
Adactylidium
Prostitution among animals
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
The oldest profession reaches the animal kingdom.
Recreational drug use in animals
Recreational drug use in animals
Adactylidium
Recreational drug use in animals
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Alcohol in particular, but also substances extracted from other animals.
Rotating locomotion in living systems
Rotating locomotion in living systems
Adactylidium
Rotating locomotion in living systems
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Why don't animals have wheels?
Shortarse feelerfish
Shortarse feelerfish
Adactylidium
Shortarse feelerfish
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Bathymicrops brevianalis is a fish so named for its short anal fins – brevianalis meaning "short anus".
Supernumerary body part
Supernumerary body part
Adactylidium
Supernumerary body part
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Having an extra body part, be it as simple as an eleventh finger or as extreme as a second head!
Tasselled wobbegong
Tasselled wobbegong
Adactylidium
Tasselled wobbegong
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
"With several records of apparently unprovoked attacks on people, the tasselled wobbegong has a reputation beyond other wobbegongs for aggressive behavior."
Telephone-pole beetle
Telephone-pole beetle
Adactylidium
Telephone-pole beetle
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Thought Adactylidium above had a crazy life-cycle? This one is even worse, with mother-eating males, sterile adults and fertile larvae.
Thagomizer
Thagomizer
Adactylidium
Thagomizer
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A feature of Stegosaurus anatomy named after a Far Side comic strip.
Traumatic insemination
Traumatic insemination
Adactylidium
Traumatic insemination
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A form of mating in invertebrates in which the male stabs the female in the abdomen with his penis, and injects his sperm through the wound.
Trout tickling
Trout tickling
Adactylidium
Trout tickling
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Coochy coo!
Uraba lugens
Uraba lugens
Adactylidium
Uraba lugens
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
It's called the mad hatterpillar for a reason...
Wells and Wellington affair
Wells and Wellington affair
Adactylidium
Wells and Wellington affair
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
A university dropout and a high school teacher stage a herpetological coup d'état.
Worm charming
Worm charming
Adactylidium
Worm charming
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
No spade? No worries! There's a better way to get hold of earthworms.
Adactylidium
A mite with a very unusual life cycle.
Animals in space
An annotated list of the various animals used in space programs.
Animal attack
Not kidding: death by beavers, bunnies, squirrels, crocodiles, and other creatures you should not have as pets.
Anting (behavior)
Not recommended for humans.
Apophallation
Are you a slug and can't extract your penis? Amputate and change your gender.
Beaver-engineered dam in the Czech Republic
A family of beavers has saved the Czech government about $1.2 million by doing what they do best and restoring a wetland ecosystem.
Bee removal
Removal of bees.
Birds Aren't Real
Think about it, have you ever even seen a bird?
Blast fishing
Catch a lot of fish at once by blowing up a lake.
Boiling frog
Despite the metaphor, they won't really sit there and let themselves boil to death.
Candiru
Barbed fish allegedly attracted to, lodged in, and extracted from human penises.
Carcinisation
Crustaceans may evolve how they wish, but eventually, it all comes back to crab shape.
Common Surinam toad
The mother's back is where the eggs are embedded and where they develop.
Conservation-induced extinction
The extinction of highly endangered parasites at the hands of conservationists.
Cat–dog relationship
For centuries the two most popular house pets have been fighting like, well, cats and dogs.
Cymothoa exigua
A parasitic crustacean that, when female (they are hermaphroditic), attaches to and then destroys a fish's tongue, hooks itself to the remaining stub and becomes the fish's new tongue.
Depopulation of cockroaches in post-Soviet states
A great ecological problem indeed complete with fourteen references in Russian.
Dolly (sheep)
The first ever mammal which was cloned via an adult somatic cell.
Echinoecus pentagonus
A parasitic crab which lives in the rectum of a sea urchin. At least it's rent-controlled.
Epomis
A deceptive beetle larva that entices its own predators by feigning prey-like movements in order to eat its predator.
Eufriesea purpurata
An orchid bee that seeks and vigorously collects pesticides.
Eunice aphroditois
"Armed with sharp teeth, it is known to attack with such speeds that its prey is sometimes sliced in half." As if being a three-metre (9 ft 10 in) worm were not impressive enough.
Exploding animal
Sometimes it's natural, sometimes it's due to human intervention.
Fat-tailed sheep
BBL... BTL?
Goblin shark
Indeed, a monster from the deepest oceans.
Goldfish swallowing
A fad that started in American colleges in the 1930s.
Grey go-away-bird
An very unsociable species.
Hallucinogenic fish
No, the fish are not trippin'; they will cause hallucinations if ingested. It is not known if hallucinations will occur if one fish consumes another.
Hebrew character
Actually a species of moth.
Hotwheels sisyphus
A ground spider, sadly not known for rolling a toy car up a plastic ramp again and again to watch it go down.
Hurricane Shark
The meteorological equivalent of Bigfoot. (Except it's real. Kind of. Probably. At least once.)
Israel-related conspiracy theories
Has an animal looked suspicious? It was probably Israel.
Jenny Haniver
A grotesque-looking sea monster made from the corpse of a ray.
Lioconcha hieroglyphica
A type of clam with a shell covered in hieroglyph-like markings.
London Underground mosquito
A species of mosquito that lives in underground railways.
Love dart
Hermaphroditic snails play Cupid.
Lyall's wren
Made extinct by feral cats, possibly the offspring of one pregnant female.
Metoecus paradoxus
A beetle with - as prophet of our age Megan Thee Stallion put it - eyelashes "on fleek".
Nightingale excrement as facial
Droppings of a nightingale variety used in facials. Some claim that it helps with acne. Project Medicine states that the references are not MEDRS. (MEDical Reliable Source)
Orbiting Frog Otolith
A NASA frog experiment, sending two bullfrogs into space to test their sense of balance.
Paracerceis sculpta
A species of isopod that has some males that mimic females and others that mimic juveniles, allowing them to mate without the alpha males realising what is going on behind their backs.
Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass
Telepathic communication is not possible in snails no matter how far apart they may be. Nothing else has been ruled out.
Penis fencing
A literal figurative variety of cockfighting between some species of flatworm.
Pit of despair
An attempt to give monkeys depression.
Polar bear jail
For polar bear criminals.
Prostitution among animals
The oldest profession reaches the animal kingdom.
Recreational drug use in animals
Alcohol in particular, but also substances extracted from other animals.
Rotating locomotion in living systems
Why don't animals have wheels?
Shortarse feelerfish
Bathymicrops brevianalis is a fish so named for its short anal fins – brevianalis meaning "short anus".
Supernumerary body part
Having an extra body part, be it as simple as an eleventh finger or as extreme as a second head!
· Science › Animals › Cats
Cat burning
Cat burning
Bonsai Kitten
Cat burning
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
A form of entertainment in the Middle Ages, sometimes participated in by royalty.
Cats That Look Like Hitler!
Cats That Look Like Hitler!
Bonsai Kitten
Cats That Look Like Hitler!
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
Kitlers exist, live with it.
Demon Cat
Demon Cat
Bonsai Kitten
Demon Cat
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
A cat that supposedly haunts government buildings in Washington, D.C.
Odd-eyed cat
Odd-eyed cat
Bonsai Kitten
Odd-eyed cat
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
One of the national treasures of Turkey.
Pittsburgh refrigerator cat
Pittsburgh refrigerator cat
Bonsai Kitten
Pittsburgh refrigerator cat
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
A "breed" of cat that lived in refrigerators that people actually believed existed.
Popular cat names
Popular cat names
Bonsai Kitten
Popular cat names
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
Cat names, ranked by popularity.
Polydactyl cat
Polydactyl cat
Bonsai Kitten
Polydactyl cat
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
Cats with extraordinary numbers of toes.
Ray cat
Ray cat
Bonsai Kitten
Ray cat
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
A proposed genetically engineered breed that glows in presence of nuclear radiation.
Tsavo Man-Eaters
Tsavo Man-Eaters
Bonsai Kitten
Tsavo Man-Eaters
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
O-oh, here they come... a famous case of killer lions from the 1890s.
Bonsai Kitten
The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
Cat burning
A form of entertainment in the Middle Ages, sometimes participated in by royalty.
Cats That Look Like Hitler!
Kitlers exist, live with it.
Demon Cat
A cat that supposedly haunts government buildings in Washington, D.C.
Odd-eyed cat
One of the national treasures of Turkey.
Pittsburgh refrigerator cat
A "breed" of cat that lived in refrigerators that people actually believed existed.
Popular cat names
Cat names, ranked by popularity.
Polydactyl cat
Cats with extraordinary numbers of toes.
Ray cat
A proposed genetically engineered breed that glows in presence of nuclear radiation.
Tsavo Man-Eaters
O-oh, here they come... a famous case of killer lions from the 1890s.
· Science › Animals › Cattle
Craven Heifer
Craven Heifer
Cow tipping
Craven Heifer
Takes up to 14 people to make it happen.
The largest cow ever shown in England.
Hardware disease
Hardware disease
Cow tipping
Hardware disease
Takes up to 14 people to make it happen.
A condition in bovines caused by ingesting stray bits of metal.
Lily Flagg
Lily Flagg
Cow tipping
Lily Flagg
Takes up to 14 people to make it happen.
A Jersey cow that produced record amounts of butter and got a sizable neighborhood named for her.
Turra Coo
Turra Coo
Cow tipping
Turra Coo
Takes up to 14 people to make it happen.
An insurance protest gone too far.
Ubre Blanca
Ubre Blanca
Cow tipping
Ubre Blanca
Takes up to 14 people to make it happen.
Fidel Castro's favourite cow that produced 113 liters in one day, used as a symbol of superior agriculture under communism. When she died, a marble statue was erected in her memory.
Cow tipping
Takes up to 14 people to make it happen.
Craven Heifer
The largest cow ever shown in England.
Hardware disease
A condition in bovines caused by ingesting stray bits of metal.
Lily Flagg
A Jersey cow that produced record amounts of butter and got a sizable neighborhood named for her.
Turra Coo
An insurance protest gone too far.
Ubre Blanca
Fidel Castro's favourite cow that produced 113 liters in one day, used as a symbol of superior agriculture under communism. When she died, a marble statue was erected in her memory.
· Science › Animals › Chickens
Chick sexer
Chick sexer
Cannibalism in poultry
Chick sexer
See: tastes like chicken.
A person whose job is to determine the sex of chicken hatchlings.
Chicken eyeglasses
Chicken eyeglasses
Cannibalism in poultry
Chicken eyeglasses
See: tastes like chicken.
Tiny spectacles for chicks, to stop them from seeing red.
Chicken Dance, Chicken (dance)
Chicken Dance, Chicken (dance)
Cannibalism in poultry
Chicken Dance, Chicken (dance)
See: tastes like chicken.
There is a huge difference.
Chicken gun
Chicken gun
Cannibalism in poultry
Chicken gun
See: tastes like chicken.
Valuable for the mitigation of damage from bird strikes. The chicken carcass must be thawed first, though.
Chicken hypnotism
Chicken hypnotism
Cannibalism in poultry
Chicken hypnotism
See: tastes like chicken.
Have you ever wanted to hypnotize a chicken? If not, why not?
Chicken or the egg
Chicken or the egg
Cannibalism in poultry
Chicken or the egg
See: tastes like chicken.
Which came first?
Chicken powered nuclear bomb
Chicken powered nuclear bomb
Cannibalism in poultry
Chicken powered nuclear bomb
See: tastes like chicken.
A British project to lay nuclear mines in West Germany during the Cold War that were planned to be kept warm by live chickens.
Empathy in chickens
Empathy in chickens
Cannibalism in poultry
Empathy in chickens
See: tastes like chicken.
Have some empathy when eating crunchy chicken nuggets.
Mike the Headless Chicken
Mike the Headless Chicken
Cannibalism in poultry
Mike the Headless Chicken
See: tastes like chicken.
Survived 18 months without a head.
Tastes like chicken
Tastes like chicken
Cannibalism in poultry
Tastes like chicken
See: tastes like chicken.
But baked, grilled, or fried?
Cannibalism in poultry
See: tastes like chicken.
Chick sexer
A person whose job is to determine the sex of chicken hatchlings.
Chicken eyeglasses
Tiny spectacles for chicks, to stop them from seeing red.
Chicken Dance, Chicken (dance)
There is a huge difference.
Chicken gun
Valuable for the mitigation of damage from bird strikes. The chicken carcass must be thawed first, though.
Chicken hypnotism
Have you ever wanted to hypnotize a chicken? If not, why not?
Chicken or the egg
Which came first?
Chicken powered nuclear bomb
A British project to lay nuclear mines in West Germany during the Cold War that were planned to be kept warm by live chickens.
Empathy in chickens
Have some empathy when eating crunchy chicken nuggets.
Mike the Headless Chicken
Survived 18 months without a head.
Tastes like chicken
But baked, grilled, or fried?
· Science › Animals › Squirrels
Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels
Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels
Arctic ground squirrel
Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels
The squirrel that freezes itself solid.
Two squirrels on a wire...
Squirrel fishing
Squirrel fishing
Arctic ground squirrel
Squirrel fishing
The squirrel that freezes itself solid.
A sport of skill and patience.
Squirrels on college campuses
Squirrels on college campuses
Arctic ground squirrel
Squirrels on college campuses
The squirrel that freezes itself solid.
Squirrels are noted to be prominent fauna there.
Arctic ground squirrel
The squirrel that freezes itself solid.
Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels
Two squirrels on a wire...
Squirrel fishing
A sport of skill and patience.
Squirrels on college campuses
Squirrels are noted to be prominent fauna there.
· Science › Animals › Mammals
Berserk llama syndrome
Berserk llama syndrome
Ambergris
Berserk llama syndrome
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
The result of being too friendly with llamas.
Deer penis
Deer penis
Ambergris
Deer penis
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
It is said to enhance sexual potency in men and was banned by the Chinese government from the 2008 Olympics.
Diving horse
Diving horse
Ambergris
Diving horse
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
A short-lived attraction during the 1880s.
The dog ate my homework
The dog ate my homework
Ambergris
The dog ate my homework
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Instead of a pathetic excuse for an article, an article about a pathetic excuse.
Domesticated silver fox
Domesticated silver fox
Ambergris
Domesticated silver fox
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Soviet Russia subsidizes the breeding of silver foxes.
Elephant sword
Elephant sword
Ambergris
Elephant sword
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Swords for Elephants attached via their tusks.
Exploding whale
Exploding whale
Ambergris
Exploding whale
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
The next time a whale washes on shore in one Oregon county, the authorities will leave the dynamite at home.
Fainting goat
Fainting goat
Ambergris
Fainting goat
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
A breed of goat whose muscles freeze for about 10 seconds when it is startled.
Flying primate hypothesis
Flying primate hypothesis
Ambergris
Flying primate hypothesis
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Hypothesis that megabats are primates like us.
Globster
Globster
Ambergris
Globster
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Blobs of organic matter found washed up on beaches, which are frequently as mysterious as they are disgusting.
Guided rat
Guided rat
Ambergris
Guided rat
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Implanted electrodes let researchers "steer the animal over an obstacle course, making it twist, turn and even jump on demand".
House hippo
House hippo
Ambergris
House hippo
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
The world's biggest domestic pest. If you can believe that.
Human
Human
Ambergris
Human
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
An article that reads as if non-humans wrote it.
Husum Red Pied
Husum Red Pied
Ambergris
Husum Red Pied
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
A pig bred to look like the flag of Denmark, to circumvent prohibition of the flag.
New Guinea singing dog
New Guinea singing dog
Ambergris
New Guinea singing dog
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Not only that, but it climbs trees too!
Overtoun Bridge
Overtoun Bridge
Ambergris
Overtoun Bridge
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
A bridge from which dogs keep leaping to their death.
Panda pornography
Panda pornography
Ambergris
Panda pornography
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Pornographic movies created to achieve sexual arousal for Giant pandas, which have been proven to be unaffected by the popular drug Viagra.
Quokka
Quokka
Ambergris
Quokka
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
An Australian animal which has developed a habit of posing for selfies with humans.
Revival of the woolly mammoth
Revival of the woolly mammoth
Ambergris
Revival of the woolly mammoth
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Plans to clone the woolly mammoth and re-introduce them to Siberia.
Rhinogradentia
Rhinogradentia
Ambergris
Rhinogradentia
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
A fictitious order of mammal invented by a German zoologist with a sense of humour.
Street dogs in Moscow
Street dogs in Moscow
Ambergris
Street dogs in Moscow
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Some of them have figured out how to commute using the subway system.
Turnspit dog
Turnspit dog
Ambergris
Turnspit dog
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
An extinct dog breed created specifically to run on wheels used to power a spinning machine used to roast meat.
Weasel war dance
Weasel war dance
Ambergris
Weasel war dance
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
The behavior of extremely excited ferrets who are enjoying themselves too much.
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
Ambergris
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Life’s most important questions.
Whale fall
Whale fall
Ambergris
Whale fall
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
The ecological consequences associated with a dead whale sinking to the seafloor.
Ambergris
Do you really want to know what your fancy perfume was made from?
Berserk llama syndrome
The result of being too friendly with llamas.
Deer penis
It is said to enhance sexual potency in men and was banned by the Chinese government from the 2008 Olympics.
Diving horse
A short-lived attraction during the 1880s.
The dog ate my homework
Instead of a pathetic excuse for an article, an article about a pathetic excuse.
Domesticated silver fox
Soviet Russia subsidizes the breeding of silver foxes.
Elephant sword
Swords for Elephants attached via their tusks.
Exploding whale
The next time a whale washes on shore in one Oregon county, the authorities will leave the dynamite at home.
Fainting goat
A breed of goat whose muscles freeze for about 10 seconds when it is startled.
Flying primate hypothesis
Hypothesis that megabats are primates like us.
Globster
Blobs of organic matter found washed up on beaches, which are frequently as mysterious as they are disgusting.
Guided rat
Implanted electrodes let researchers "steer the animal over an obstacle course, making it twist, turn and even jump on demand".
House hippo
The world's biggest domestic pest. If you can believe that.
Human
An article that reads as if non-humans wrote it.
Husum Red Pied
A pig bred to look like the flag of Denmark, to circumvent prohibition of the flag.
New Guinea singing dog
Not only that, but it climbs trees too!
Overtoun Bridge
A bridge from which dogs keep leaping to their death.
Panda pornography
Pornographic movies created to achieve sexual arousal for Giant pandas, which have been proven to be unaffected by the popular drug Viagra.
Quokka
An Australian animal which has developed a habit of posing for selfies with humans.
Revival of the woolly mammoth
Plans to clone the woolly mammoth and re-introduce them to Siberia.
Rhinogradentia
A fictitious order of mammal invented by a German zoologist with a sense of humour.
Street dogs in Moscow
Some of them have figured out how to commute using the subway system.
Turnspit dog
An extinct dog breed created specifically to run on wheels used to power a spinning machine used to roast meat.
Weasel war dance
The behavior of extremely excited ferrets who are enjoying themselves too much.
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
Life’s most important questions.
Whale fall
The ecological consequences associated with a dead whale sinking to the seafloor.
· Science › Animals › Individual animals
Anchorage White Raven
Anchorage White Raven
52-hertz whale
Anchorage White Raven
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A bird from Alaska that used to eat tater tots and toast, fight over ice cream, and disassemble street lamps.
Adwaita
Adwaita
52-hertz whale
Adwaita
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Possibly the oldest creature of modern times, this 255 year-old tortoise was the former pet of Robert Clive of the British East India Company.
Ken Allen
Ken Allen
52-hertz whale
Ken Allen
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Orangutan nicknamed the "Hairy Houdini" for his many escapes.
Andy
Andy
52-hertz whale
Andy
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A footless goose who wore sneakers as prosthesis and was tragically murdered.
Benson
Benson
52-hertz whale
Benson
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A fish. A big fish. Called Benson.
Bubbles
Bubbles
52-hertz whale
Bubbles
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Michael Jackson's chimpanzee, who used human toilet facilities, moonwalked, and (allegedly) attempted suicide.
Casper
Casper
52-hertz whale
Casper
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A cat famed for traveling on a bus around Plymouth, England.
Clever Hans
Clever Hans
52-hertz whale
Clever Hans
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A horse that allegedly knew arithmetic and could read in German.
Cocaine Bear
Cocaine Bear
52-hertz whale
Cocaine Bear
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A bear found dead in the Tennessee wilderness, having gone through a drug smuggler's dropped bag of cocaine. Inspired a 2023 film (though in that one, the bear didn't just drop dead, as there'd be no plot that way).
Conan
Conan
52-hertz whale
Conan
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Javier Milei's dog, cloned after his death to create puppy political advisors. Milei claimed he and Conan met in a previous life as a Roman gladiator and lion.
Domino sparrow
Domino sparrow
52-hertz whale
Domino sparrow
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Unlucky sparrow who dropped some 23,000 dominos and got killed for that.
Dusty the Klepto Kitty
Dusty the Klepto Kitty
52-hertz whale
Dusty the Klepto Kitty
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Redefining the term "cat burglar".
Enumclaw horse sex case
Enumclaw horse sex case
52-hertz whale
Enumclaw horse sex case
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
An unfortunate case of a horse riding a man, as opposed to a man riding a horse.
Filho da Puta
Filho da Puta
52-hertz whale
Filho da Puta
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Um nome infeliz...
Fungie
Fungie
52-hertz whale
Fungie
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Ireland's favourite dolphin.
Gacek
Gacek
52-hertz whale
Gacek
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
One classy cat who became one of Szczecin's top tourist attractions in 2020.
Gef
Gef
52-hertz whale
Gef
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A mongoose that talked (allegedly).
George
George
52-hertz whale
George
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A lobster weighing 20 pounds (9.1 kg), estimated to be 140 years old.
Grape-kun
Grape-kun
52-hertz whale
Grape-kun
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A Humboldt penguin who gained worldwide fame after apparently falling in love with a cutout of an anime character.
Grumpy Cat
Grumpy Cat
52-hertz whale
Grumpy Cat
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Unfortunately, this cat couldn't turn that frown upside down.
Hachikō
Hachikō
52-hertz whale
Hachikō
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A well-known story of a Japanese dog that will make you cry by the end of it.
Harambe
Harambe
52-hertz whale
Harambe
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A gorilla killed to prevent it killing a child it was saving. Became a meme.
Henry the Hexapus
Henry the Hexapus
52-hertz whale
Henry the Hexapus
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
An octopus missing two arms due to an unfortunate birth defect.
Hoover the talking seal
Hoover the talking seal
52-hertz whale
Hoover the talking seal
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Hoover. A seal. Which talked.
Jack
Jack
52-hertz whale
Jack
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A Baboon who took over for his disabled owner as an employee of the Cape government railway.
Jackie
Jackie
52-hertz whale
Jackie
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A dalmatian dog who was taught by his owner to do the Nazi salute, long before Count Dankula did.
Jeremy
Jeremy
52-hertz whale
Jeremy
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A left-coiled snail who became famous after a campaign to find another left-coiled snail so he could mate.
Joe the Pigeon
Joe the Pigeon
52-hertz whale
Joe the Pigeon
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Was put on death row for being American, but later acquitted and released. Named after the then President-elect.
Jonathan
Jonathan
52-hertz whale
Jonathan
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world (if it weren't Adwaita). He made the reverse of the 5p of Saint Helena. What have you done?
Khanzir
Khanzir
52-hertz whale
Khanzir
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Possibly the world's loneliest pig. Even more lonely during the swine flu outbreak.
Lion of Gripsholm Castle
Lion of Gripsholm Castle
52-hertz whale
Lion of Gripsholm Castle
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
What happens when you tell a taxidermist who doesn't know what a lion is to stuff and mount a lion.
Lonesome George
Lonesome George
52-hertz whale
Lonesome George
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
The last known individual of the species Pinta Island tortoise. He was known as the rarest creature in the world.
Long Boi
Long Boi
52-hertz whale
Long Boi
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
An "exceptionally tall" duck that lived on the University of York campus before disappearing in 2024.
Mayor Max II
Mayor Max II
52-hertz whale
Mayor Max II
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
The world's cutest mayor-for-life creature: a Golden Retriever.
Mike the Headless Chicken
Mike the Headless Chicken
52-hertz whale
Mike the Headless Chicken
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A rooster that lived for 18 months with his head cut off.
Ming
Ming
52-hertz whale
Ming
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A ~500-year-old clam that was killed when scientists opened its shell to see how old it was.
Moo Deng
Moo Deng
52-hertz whale
Moo Deng
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
The internet's favorite baby hippo, who reached such a level of popularity that her zoo had to limit the amount of time visitors could see her enclosure.
Muhamed (horse)
Muhamed (horse)
52-hertz whale
Muhamed (horse)
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
"The most intelligent of the horses", which could allegedly read and spell in German and extract cube roots.
Nim Chimpsky
Nim Chimpsky
52-hertz whale
Nim Chimpsky
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A chimpanzee, subject of long-running studies into animal language acquisition, named punningly for linguist Noam Chomsky.
Barack Obama
Barack Obama
52-hertz whale
Barack Obama
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A horse named after the United States President that was euthanized at his big race.
Major General Sir Nils Olav, Baron of the Bouvet Islands
Major General Sir Nils Olav, Baron of the Bouvet Islands
52-hertz whale
Major General Sir Nils Olav, Baron of the Bouvet Islands
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A high-ranking military officer of Norway who happens to live in the penguin exhibit at Edinburgh Zoo.
Oscar the Cat
Oscar the Cat
52-hertz whale
Oscar the Cat
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A hospice cat profiled in the New England Journal of Medicine for his purported ability to predict when terminally ill patients would die.
Owen and Mzee
Owen and Mzee
52-hertz whale
Owen and Mzee
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Hippo and tortoise that befriended each other after the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami.
Paul
Paul
52-hertz whale
Paul
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A now-deceased psychic octopus who could predict the winner of football games, notably during the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
Pep
Pep
52-hertz whale
Pep
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A dog jokingly sentenced to a life sentence in prison to help improve prisoners' morale- though many publications took the sentence literally.
Potoooooooo
Potoooooooo
52-hertz whale
Potoooooooo
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Actually, it's pronounced "potatoes".
Penelope (platypus)
Penelope (platypus)
52-hertz whale
Penelope (platypus)
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A platypus who faked a pregnancy and escaped from the Bronx Zoo.
Raccoon of Kherson
Raccoon of Kherson
52-hertz whale
Raccoon of Kherson
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A zoo animal becomes a prisoner of war after the liberation of Kherson.
Ravens of the Tower of London
Ravens of the Tower of London
52-hertz whale
Ravens of the Tower of London
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Ravens used as soldiers in the Tower of London.
River Thames whale
River Thames whale
52-hertz whale
River Thames whale
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
In 2006, a Northern Bottlenose swam into London and on to the front pages of the British newspapers.
Scarlett's Magic
Scarlett's Magic
52-hertz whale
Scarlett's Magic
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Given the Key to the City of Corona, California for being the world's tallest and longest cat.
Sergeant Reckless
Sergeant Reckless
52-hertz whale
Sergeant Reckless
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A horse that held an official rank in the US military, fought in the Korean War and participated in an amphibious landing.
Snippy
Snippy
52-hertz whale
Snippy
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Cattle mutilation is one thing, but a horse found missing all of its flesh above the shoulders is quite another.
Stubbs
Stubbs
52-hertz whale
Stubbs
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A cat who was the mayor of an Alaskan town for nearly 20 years.
Tamworth Two
Tamworth Two
52-hertz whale
Tamworth Two
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Two pigs who, in 1998, escaped an abattoir in England and attracted media attraction. Thanks to a newspaper, they were never made into bacon, ham or sausages.
Tillamook Cheddar
Tillamook Cheddar
52-hertz whale
Tillamook Cheddar
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
The world's most successful and widely shown animal artist.
Timothy
Timothy
52-hertz whale
Timothy
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A tortoise that was present during the bombardment of Sevastopol during the Crimean War in 1854 and survived until 2004.
Tombili
Tombili
52-hertz whale
Tombili
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A cat famously pictured looking chill on the streets of Istanbul, who is now immortalised by a statue on the site.
Unsinkable Sam
Unsinkable Sam
52-hertz whale
Unsinkable Sam
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A cat that has survived the sinking of three ships.
Vacanti mouse
Vacanti mouse
52-hertz whale
Vacanti mouse
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A mouse with a human ear on its back.
Whitney Chewston
Whitney Chewston
52-hertz whale
Whitney Chewston
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A dog that gained fame due to having the manner of a homophobic white woman.
William Windsor
William Windsor
52-hertz whale
William Windsor
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A cashmere goat who served as a lance corporal in the 1st Battalion, the Royal Welsh, an infantry battalion of the British Army.
Wojtek
Wojtek
52-hertz whale
Wojtek
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
A soldier of the 22nd Artillery Supply Company of the Polish II Corps who also happened to be a Syrian Brown Bear. He enjoyed beer and cigarettes.
52-hertz whale
Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Anchorage White Raven
A bird from Alaska that used to eat tater tots and toast, fight over ice cream, and disassemble street lamps.
Adwaita
Possibly the oldest creature of modern times, this 255 year-old tortoise was the former pet of Robert Clive of the British East India Company.
Ken Allen
Orangutan nicknamed the "Hairy Houdini" for his many escapes.
Andy
A footless goose who wore sneakers as prosthesis and was tragically murdered.
Benson
A fish. A big fish. Called Benson.
Bubbles
Michael Jackson's chimpanzee, who used human toilet facilities, moonwalked, and (allegedly) attempted suicide.
Casper
A cat famed for traveling on a bus around Plymouth, England.
Clever Hans
A horse that allegedly knew arithmetic and could read in German.
Cocaine Bear
A bear found dead in the Tennessee wilderness, having gone through a drug smuggler's dropped bag of cocaine. Inspired a 2023 film (though in that one, the bear didn't just drop dead, as there'd be no plot that way).
Conan
Javier Milei's dog, cloned after his death to create puppy political advisors. Milei claimed he and Conan met in a previous life as a Roman gladiator and lion.
Domino sparrow
Unlucky sparrow who dropped some 23,000 dominos and got killed for that.
Dusty the Klepto Kitty
Redefining the term "cat burglar".
Enumclaw horse sex case
An unfortunate case of a horse riding a man, as opposed to a man riding a horse.
Filho da Puta
Um nome infeliz...
Fungie
Ireland's favourite dolphin.
Gacek
One classy cat who became one of Szczecin's top tourist attractions in 2020.
Gef
A mongoose that talked (allegedly).
George
A lobster weighing 20 pounds (9.1 kg), estimated to be 140 years old.
Grape-kun
A Humboldt penguin who gained worldwide fame after apparently falling in love with a cutout of an anime character.
Grumpy Cat
Unfortunately, this cat couldn't turn that frown upside down.
Hachikō
A well-known story of a Japanese dog that will make you cry by the end of it.
Harambe
A gorilla killed to prevent it killing a child it was saving. Became a meme.
Henry the Hexapus
An octopus missing two arms due to an unfortunate birth defect.
Hoover the talking seal
Hoover. A seal. Which talked.
Jack
A Baboon who took over for his disabled owner as an employee of the Cape government railway.
Jackie
A dalmatian dog who was taught by his owner to do the Nazi salute, long before Count Dankula did.
Jeremy
A left-coiled snail who became famous after a campaign to find another left-coiled snail so he could mate.
Joe the Pigeon
Was put on death row for being American, but later acquitted and released. Named after the then President-elect.
Jonathan
Oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world (if it weren't Adwaita). He made the reverse of the 5p of Saint Helena. What have you done?
Khanzir
Possibly the world's loneliest pig. Even more lonely during the swine flu outbreak.
Lion of Gripsholm Castle
What happens when you tell a taxidermist who doesn't know what a lion is to stuff and mount a lion.
Lonesome George
The last known individual of the species Pinta Island tortoise. He was known as the rarest creature in the world.
Long Boi
An "exceptionally tall" duck that lived on the University of York campus before disappearing in 2024.
Mayor Max II
The world's cutest mayor-for-life creature: a Golden Retriever.
Mike the Headless Chicken
A rooster that lived for 18 months with his head cut off.
Ming
A ~500-year-old clam that was killed when scientists opened its shell to see how old it was.
Moo Deng
The internet's favorite baby hippo, who reached such a level of popularity that her zoo had to limit the amount of time visitors could see her enclosure.
Muhamed (horse)
"The most intelligent of the horses", which could allegedly read and spell in German and extract cube roots.
Nim Chimpsky
A chimpanzee, subject of long-running studies into animal language acquisition, named punningly for linguist Noam Chomsky.
Barack Obama
A horse named after the United States President that was euthanized at his big race.
Major General Sir Nils Olav, Baron of the Bouvet Islands
A high-ranking military officer of Norway who happens to live in the penguin exhibit at Edinburgh Zoo.
Oscar the Cat
A hospice cat profiled in the New England Journal of Medicine for his purported ability to predict when terminally ill patients would die.
Owen and Mzee
Hippo and tortoise that befriended each other after the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami.
Paul
A now-deceased psychic octopus who could predict the winner of football games, notably during the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
Pep
A dog jokingly sentenced to a life sentence in prison to help improve prisoners' morale- though many publications took the sentence literally.
Potoooooooo
Actually, it's pronounced "potatoes".
Penelope (platypus)
A platypus who faked a pregnancy and escaped from the Bronx Zoo.
Raccoon of Kherson
A zoo animal becomes a prisoner of war after the liberation of Kherson.
Ravens of the Tower of London
Ravens used as soldiers in the Tower of London.
· Science › Animals › Individual animals › Individual elephants
An Indian elephant that was a gift from the Portuguese king Manuel I to the pope in the 16th century.
An Indian elephant that was a gift from the Portuguese king Manuel I to the pope in the 16th century.
Abul-Abbas
Hanno
An Asian elephant given to Carolingian emperor Charlemagne by the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid.
An Indian elephant that was a gift from the Portuguese king Manuel I to the pope in the 16th century.
An elephant with gigantism and legendary circus attraction, who gave his name to large things everywhere.
An elephant with gigantism and legendary circus attraction, who gave his name to large things everywhere.
Abul-Abbas
Jumbo
An Asian elephant given to Carolingian emperor Charlemagne by the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid.
An elephant with gigantism and legendary circus attraction, who gave his name to large things everywhere.
A Taiwanese elephant made famous for his participation in the Second Sino-Japanese War.
A Taiwanese elephant made famous for his participation in the Second Sino-Japanese War.
Abul-Abbas
Lin Wang
An Asian elephant given to Carolingian emperor Charlemagne by the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid.
A Taiwanese elephant made famous for his participation in the Second Sino-Japanese War.
Makes the phrase "hung like an elephant" take on a whole new meaning.
Makes the phrase "hung like an elephant" take on a whole new meaning.
Abul-Abbas
Mary
An Asian elephant given to Carolingian emperor Charlemagne by the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid.
Makes the phrase "hung like an elephant" take on a whole new meaning.
Terrorized the jungle of Assam. He was eventually shot, but as with his namesake there are those who question the official story of his death.
Terrorized the jungle of Assam. He was eventually shot, but as with his namesake there are those who question the official story of his death.
Abul-Abbas
Osama bin Laden
An Asian elephant given to Carolingian emperor Charlemagne by the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid.
Terrorized the jungle of Assam. He was eventually shot, but as with his namesake there are those who question the official story of his death.
An elephant that was electrocuted, as the event was filmed by the Edison Manufacturing Company.
An elephant that was electrocuted, as the event was filmed by the Edison Manufacturing Company.
Abul-Abbas
Topsy
An Asian elephant given to Carolingian emperor Charlemagne by the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid.
An elephant that was electrocuted, as the event was filmed by the Edison Manufacturing Company.
Abul-Abbas
An Asian elephant given to Carolingian emperor Charlemagne by the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid.
Hanno
An Indian elephant that was a gift from the Portuguese king Manuel I to the pope in the 16th century.
Jumbo
An elephant with gigantism and legendary circus attraction, who gave his name to large things everywhere.
Lin Wang
A Taiwanese elephant made famous for his participation in the Second Sino-Japanese War.
Mary
Makes the phrase "hung like an elephant" take on a whole new meaning.
Osama bin Laden
Terrorized the jungle of Assam. He was eventually shot, but as with his namesake there are those who question the official story of his death.
Topsy
An elephant that was electrocuted, as the event was filmed by the Edison Manufacturing Company.
· Science › Names in biology
Anophthalmus hitleri
Anophthalmus hitleri
Aha ha
Anophthalmus hitleri
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Rare blind beetle named after Adolf Hitler, poached by collectors of Hitler memorabilia.
Aptostichus barackobamai
Aptostichus barackobamai
Aha ha
Aptostichus barackobamai
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A trapdoor spider named after former U.S. President Barack Obama.
Aptostichus stephencolberti
Aptostichus stephencolberti
Aha ha
Aptostichus stephencolberti
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Another trapdoor spider, this time named after Stephen Colbert. Naturally, because he asked for it.
Bill Gates' flower fly
Bill Gates' flower fly
Aha ha
Bill Gates' flower fly
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A flower fly, Eristalis gatesi, named after Bill Gates.
Colon
Colon
Aha ha
Colon
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Someone pulled this beetle name out of their butt. Includes the glorious species Colon rectum.
Calinaga buddha
Calinaga buddha
Aha ha
Calinaga buddha
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Commonly known as "the freak". One can only wonder what type of freaky shenanigans this Butterfly gets up to.
Funny (spider)
Funny (spider)
Aha ha
Funny (spider)
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
The species 'F. valentine' is supposedly "an arbitrary combination of letters".
Gaga
Gaga
Aha ha
Gaga
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
If you thought naming organisms after celebrities wasn't overdone, Lady Gaga has an entire plant genus. See also the parasitoid wasp Aleiodes gaga and the extinct genus Gagadon.
Gamergate
Gamergate
Aha ha
Gamergate
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
"Actually, it's about ethics in ant breeding..."
Harryplax
Harryplax
Aha ha
Harryplax
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A genus of crab named in part after the titular character of the Harry Potter franchise. The sole species of this genus is named after the coldly hostile, yet emotion-concealing character from the same franchise.
Kimjongilia
Kimjongilia
Aha ha
Kimjongilia
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A flower named after North Korean leader Kim Jong-il by a Japanese botanist.
Kinda baboon
Kinda baboon
Aha ha
Kinda baboon
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Is it a baboon? Well, kinda.
Madidi titi monkey
Madidi titi monkey
Aha ha
Madidi titi monkey
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A species of monkey that was officially named after the GoldenPalace.com online casino.
Mini
Mini
Aha ha
Mini
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A genus of tiny Madagascar frogs containing 3 species: Mini ature, Mini mum, and Mini scule.
Mothers against decapentaplegic
Mothers against decapentaplegic
Aha ha
Mothers against decapentaplegic
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Actually, it's a protein.
Mountain chicken
Mountain chicken
Aha ha
Mountain chicken
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A type of frog that lives near streams.
Neopalpa donaldtrumpi
Neopalpa donaldtrumpi
Aha ha
Neopalpa donaldtrumpi
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A moth remarkable for its distinctly orange head and small genitalia.
Pachygnatha zappa
Pachygnatha zappa
Aha ha
Pachygnatha zappa
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A spider whose abdominal markings resemble a very famous mustache.
Parapropalaehoplophorus
Parapropalaehoplophorus
Aha ha
Parapropalaehoplophorus
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
An ancient armadillo named after an ancient armadillo that was named after another ancient armadillo that was named after another ancient armadillo. My head hurts.
Pikachurin
Pikachurin
Aha ha
Pikachurin
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
An extracellular matrix-like retinal protein named after Pikachu.
Setaceous Hebrew character
Setaceous Hebrew character
Aha ha
Setaceous Hebrew character
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A European moth with wing markings bearing a chance resemblance to a letter in the Hebrew alphabet.
Covered smutFalse loose smutLoose smut
Covered smutFalse loose smutLoose smut
Aha ha
Covered smutFalse loose smutLoose smut
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
You may snicker now, but if you had any of these, I guarantee you wouldn't be laughing much.
Sonic hedgehog protein
Sonic hedgehog protein
Aha ha
Sonic hedgehog protein
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A protein in the vertebrate hedgehog family that was officially named after Sega's video game character Sonic the Hedgehog.
Spiralix heisenbergi
Spiralix heisenbergi
Aha ha
Spiralix heisenbergi
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A freshwater snail named after Walter White's alter-ego, Heisenberg. It is thought to be in danger, but it is the danger.
Spongiforma squarepantsii
Spongiforma squarepantsii
Aha ha
Spongiforma squarepantsii
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A type of mushroom named after SpongeBob SquarePants.
Strigiphilus garylarsoni
Strigiphilus garylarsoni
Aha ha
Strigiphilus garylarsoni
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A biting louse named for cartoonist Gary Larson of Far Side fame.
Synalpheus pinkfloydi
Synalpheus pinkfloydi
Aha ha
Synalpheus pinkfloydi
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A species of snapping shrimp named after the famous English rock band.
Thaumatodryinus tuukkaraski
Thaumatodryinus tuukkaraski
Aha ha
Thaumatodryinus tuukkaraski
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
A wasp named after NHL goaltender Tuukka Rask, as both are acrobatic and have a killer glove hand.
Zombie taxon
Zombie taxon
Aha ha
Zombie taxon
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Paleontology of the undead.
Zoosphaerium darthvaderi
Zoosphaerium darthvaderi
Aha ha
Zoosphaerium darthvaderi
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Named after Darth Vader, this pill millipede has an anal shield with a "pronounced bell shape"!
Zyzyxia lundelliiZyzzyzus warreni
Zyzyxia lundelliiZyzzyzus warreni
Aha ha
Zyzyxia lundelliiZyzzyzus warreni
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
The last plant name and animal name in the dictionary, respectively.
Aha ha
Alan Partridge's favorite wasp?
Anophthalmus hitleri
Rare blind beetle named after Adolf Hitler, poached by collectors of Hitler memorabilia.
Aptostichus barackobamai
A trapdoor spider named after former U.S. President Barack Obama.
Aptostichus stephencolberti
Another trapdoor spider, this time named after Stephen Colbert. Naturally, because he asked for it.
Bill Gates' flower fly
A flower fly, Eristalis gatesi, named after Bill Gates.
Colon
Someone pulled this beetle name out of their butt. Includes the glorious species Colon rectum.
Calinaga buddha
Commonly known as "the freak". One can only wonder what type of freaky shenanigans this Butterfly gets up to.
Funny (spider)
The species 'F. valentine' is supposedly "an arbitrary combination of letters".
Gaga
If you thought naming organisms after celebrities wasn't overdone, Lady Gaga has an entire plant genus. See also the parasitoid wasp Aleiodes gaga and the extinct genus Gagadon.
Gamergate
"Actually, it's about ethics in ant breeding..."
Harryplax
A genus of crab named in part after the titular character of the Harry Potter franchise. The sole species of this genus is named after the coldly hostile, yet emotion-concealing character from the same franchise.
Kimjongilia
A flower named after North Korean leader Kim Jong-il by a Japanese botanist.
Kinda baboon
Is it a baboon? Well, kinda.
Madidi titi monkey
A species of monkey that was officially named after the GoldenPalace.com online casino.
Mini
A genus of tiny Madagascar frogs containing 3 species: Mini ature, Mini mum, and Mini scule.
Mothers against decapentaplegic
Actually, it's a protein.
Mountain chicken
A type of frog that lives near streams.
Neopalpa donaldtrumpi
A moth remarkable for its distinctly orange head and small genitalia.
Pachygnatha zappa
A spider whose abdominal markings resemble a very famous mustache.
Parapropalaehoplophorus
An ancient armadillo named after an ancient armadillo that was named after another ancient armadillo that was named after another ancient armadillo. My head hurts.
Pikachurin
An extracellular matrix-like retinal protein named after Pikachu.
Setaceous Hebrew character
A European moth with wing markings bearing a chance resemblance to a letter in the Hebrew alphabet.
Covered smutFalse loose smutLoose smut
You may snicker now, but if you had any of these, I guarantee you wouldn't be laughing much.
Sonic hedgehog protein
A protein in the vertebrate hedgehog family that was officially named after Sega's video game character Sonic the Hedgehog.
Spiralix heisenbergi
A freshwater snail named after Walter White's alter-ego, Heisenberg. It is thought to be in danger, but it is the danger.
Spongiforma squarepantsii
A type of mushroom named after SpongeBob SquarePants.
Strigiphilus garylarsoni
A biting louse named for cartoonist Gary Larson of Far Side fame.
Synalpheus pinkfloydi
A species of snapping shrimp named after the famous English rock band.
Thaumatodryinus tuukkaraski
A wasp named after NHL goaltender Tuukka Rask, as both are acrobatic and have a killer glove hand.
Zombie taxon
Paleontology of the undead.
Zoosphaerium darthvaderi
Named after Darth Vader, this pill millipede has an anal shield with a "pronounced bell shape"!
Zyzyxia lundelliiZyzzyzus warreni
The last plant name and animal name in the dictionary, respectively.
· Science › Plants
Chandelier Tree
Chandelier Tree
Bialbero di Casorzo
Chandelier Tree
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A 300-foot-tall (91 m) redwood with a giant hole cut through the middle for cars to drive through.
Echinopsis lageniformis
Echinopsis lageniformis
Bialbero di Casorzo
Echinopsis lageniformis
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A cactus the Germans call Frauenglück, or "Women's Joy", because, well...just look at it.
Eisenhower Tree
Eisenhower Tree
Bialbero di Casorzo
Eisenhower Tree
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A tree on a golf course that became famous after the President of the United States tried and failed to have it taken down.
Fuck Tree
Fuck Tree
Bialbero di Casorzo
Fuck Tree
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
The perfect spot for gay cruising.
Golfballia ambusta
Golfballia ambusta
Bialbero di Casorzo
Golfballia ambusta
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
Can a burnt golf ball technically be considered a fungus?
Hungry grass
Hungry grass
Bialbero di Casorzo
Hungry grass
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
Me: "Ooooohh I'm so hungry" the patch of grass that makes you hungry when you stand on it:
Mimosa pudica
Mimosa pudica
Bialbero di Casorzo
Mimosa pudica
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A plant that rapidly closes or folds its leaves after they are touched.
Moon tree
Moon tree
Bialbero di Casorzo
Moon tree
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
Trees planted from seeds that were taken into space by Apollo 14.
Nepenthes lowii
Nepenthes lowii
Bialbero di Casorzo
Nepenthes lowii
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
The toilet bowl of the plant world: a pitcher plant that mostly prefers tree shrew poop.
Old Man of the Lake
Old Man of the Lake
Bialbero di Casorzo
Old Man of the Lake
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A 30-foot (9 m) tree stump that has been floating around Oregon's Crater Lake since at least 1896.
Olympic oaks
Olympic oaks
Bialbero di Casorzo
Olympic oaks
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
Gifts from the Führer. Some are still alive.
Pando
Pando
Bialbero di Casorzo
Pando
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
An 80,000 year old quaking aspen colony that is believed to be one of the oldest and heaviest organisms on the planet.
Plant arithmetic
Plant arithmetic
Bialbero di Casorzo
Plant arithmetic
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
Plants can do math!
Plant rights
Plant rights
Bialbero di Casorzo
Plant rights
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
If other living beings like humans and animals can have rights, then why not plants?
Pomato
Pomato
Bialbero di Casorzo
Pomato
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
It's both potato and tomato!
Radiotrophic fungus
Radiotrophic fungus
Bialbero di Casorzo
Radiotrophic fungus
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A type of fungus that thrives in radioactive environments. Some species have even been discovered in Chernobyl!
Tendril perversion
Tendril perversion
Bialbero di Casorzo
Tendril perversion
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A geometric phenomenon sometimes observed in helical structures like plant tendrils and telephone handset cords.
Tom Cruise Purple
Tom Cruise Purple
Bialbero di Casorzo
Tom Cruise Purple
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A cannabis strain that nearly got into legal trouble with its Scientologist celebrity namesake.
Tree of Knowledge (Australia)
Tree of Knowledge (Australia)
Bialbero di Casorzo
Tree of Knowledge (Australia)
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
Killed by ignorance.
Tree of Ténéré
Tree of Ténéré
Bialbero di Casorzo
Tree of Ténéré
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
A solitary acacia that was once the most isolated tree on Earth before being run over by a drunken Libyan truck driver.
Tree That Owns Itself
Tree That Owns Itself
Bialbero di Casorzo
Tree That Owns Itself
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
Its owner loved it so much that he granted it ownership of itself.
Bialbero di Casorzo
A cherry tree that grows upon a mulberry tree in Italy.
Chandelier Tree
A 300-foot-tall (91 m) redwood with a giant hole cut through the middle for cars to drive through.
Echinopsis lageniformis
A cactus the Germans call Frauenglück, or "Women's Joy", because, well...just look at it.
Eisenhower Tree
A tree on a golf course that became famous after the President of the United States tried and failed to have it taken down.
Fuck Tree
The perfect spot for gay cruising.
Golfballia ambusta
Can a burnt golf ball technically be considered a fungus?
Hungry grass
Me: "Ooooohh I'm so hungry" the patch of grass that makes you hungry when you stand on it:
Mimosa pudica
A plant that rapidly closes or folds its leaves after they are touched.
Moon tree
Trees planted from seeds that were taken into space by Apollo 14.
Nepenthes lowii
The toilet bowl of the plant world: a pitcher plant that mostly prefers tree shrew poop.
Old Man of the Lake
A 30-foot (9 m) tree stump that has been floating around Oregon's Crater Lake since at least 1896.
Olympic oaks
Gifts from the Führer. Some are still alive.
Pando
An 80,000 year old quaking aspen colony that is believed to be one of the oldest and heaviest organisms on the planet.
Plant arithmetic
Plants can do math!
Plant rights
If other living beings like humans and animals can have rights, then why not plants?
Pomato
It's both potato and tomato!
Radiotrophic fungus
A type of fungus that thrives in radioactive environments. Some species have even been discovered in Chernobyl!
Tendril perversion
A geometric phenomenon sometimes observed in helical structures like plant tendrils and telephone handset cords.
Tom Cruise Purple
A cannabis strain that nearly got into legal trouble with its Scientologist celebrity namesake.
Tree of Knowledge (Australia)
Killed by ignorance.
Tree of Ténéré
A solitary acacia that was once the most isolated tree on Earth before being run over by a drunken Libyan truck driver.
Tree That Owns Itself
Its owner loved it so much that he granted it ownership of itself.
· Technology, inventions and products
Abraham Lincoln's patent
Abraham Lincoln's patent
300-page iPhone bill
Abraham Lincoln's patent
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
For lifting boats over shoals. Lincoln is the only US president who held a patent.
Alan MacMasters hoax
Alan MacMasters hoax
300-page iPhone bill
Alan MacMasters hoax
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
For ten years Wikipedia listed a fake article about the man who supposedly invented the electric toaster. Before it was taken down, multiple people and press outlets wrongly reported that an entirely fictional man called Alan MacMasters had invented the electric toaster in the 19th century.
Antikythera mechanism
Antikythera mechanism
300-page iPhone bill
Antikythera mechanism
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
An analog computer built in Ancient Greece.
Bad Dragon
Bad Dragon
300-page iPhone bill
Bad Dragon
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Products that put the "fantasy" in sexual fantasy.
Baby cage
Baby cage
300-page iPhone bill
Baby cage
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
The pre-War way to get your baby some fresh air if you live in a high-rise apartment. Used by none other than Eleanor Roosevelt.
Bild Lilli doll
Bild Lilli doll
300-page iPhone bill
Bild Lilli doll
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A German doll that was the main inspiration for Barbie and is now considered its "grandmother".
Billy Possum
Billy Possum
300-page iPhone bill
Billy Possum
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
When Taft tried to get his own Teddy Bear.
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
300-page iPhone bill
Blåhaj
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Stuffed shark, IKEA bestseller, transgender icon.
Brown note
Brown note
300-page iPhone bill
Brown note
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
The laxative infrasonic frequency that doesn't exist.
Centennial Light
Centennial Light
300-page iPhone bill
Centennial Light
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A light bulb that has been burning nonstop for 124 years.
Chindōgu
Chindōgu
300-page iPhone bill
Chindōgu
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
The practice of inventing solutions to everyday problems that just make the problem worse.
Clock of the Long Now
Clock of the Long Now
300-page iPhone bill
Clock of the Long Now
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A clock that, once completed, should be able to keep time for 10,000 years.
Clocky
Clocky
300-page iPhone bill
Clocky
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
An alarm clock that hides from its owner.
Concealing objects in a book
Concealing objects in a book
300-page iPhone bill
Concealing objects in a book
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Hopefully you weren't planning to read it before you hollowed it out.
Digesting Duck
Digesting Duck
300-page iPhone bill
Digesting Duck
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Or "Canard Digérateur", an automaton built to simulate a duck eating, digesting, and excreting.
Digital sundial
Digital sundial
300-page iPhone bill
Digital sundial
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Unlike an analog sundial, a clock that indicates the current time with numerals formed by the sunlight striking it.
Dreamachine
Dreamachine
300-page iPhone bill
Dreamachine
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A device made with a light bulb and a record turntable that reportedly induces lucid dreaming. (And you thought the makers of Die Another Day made it up. There's still no news about invisible Aston Martin V12 Vanquishes.)
Electronic voice phenomenon
Electronic voice phenomenon
300-page iPhone bill
Electronic voice phenomenon
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Alleged spiritual voices heard in white noise and radio interference.
Friendly Floatees spill
Friendly Floatees spill
300-page iPhone bill
Friendly Floatees spill
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Rubber ducks and their friends who went on a long, long journey.
Gun-powered mousetrap
Gun-powered mousetrap
300-page iPhone bill
Gun-powered mousetrap
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Patented in 1882. According to its inventor, it can also be used as a booby trap to kill attempted home invaders.
Hitler teapot
Hitler teapot
300-page iPhone bill
Hitler teapot
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Some people thought that this JCPenney teapot resembled the famous dictator.
Marvin Heemeyer
Marvin Heemeyer
300-page iPhone bill
Marvin Heemeyer
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Why it's always a bad idea to put the guy next door out of business if he has a ten-ton armor-plated bulldozer in his garage.
History of perpetual motion machines
History of perpetual motion machines
300-page iPhone bill
History of perpetual motion machines
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
The concept has eluded and baffled the greatest minds for thousands of years – and will continue to elude anyone who tries to build one.
Hitachi Magic Wand
Hitachi Magic Wand
300-page iPhone bill
Hitachi Magic Wand
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Its manufacturers continue to claim that it's just a massager for health purposes and not, you know, the world's best-known sex toy.
I-Doser
I-Doser
300-page iPhone bill
I-Doser
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Like taking drugs through your ears.
Jibba Jabber
Jibba Jabber
300-page iPhone bill
Jibba Jabber
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
The hot new stress toy where you simulate shaking a baby to death.
Klerksdorp sphere
Klerksdorp sphere
300-page iPhone bill
Klerksdorp sphere
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Spheres with three parallel grooves dated to be three billion years old... Evidence of ancient intelligent life? An unusual natural phenomenon? Who knows...
Zbigniew Libera
Zbigniew Libera
300-page iPhone bill
Zbigniew Libera
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Creator of the Lego Concentration Camp.
Love chair
Love chair
300-page iPhone bill
Love chair
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Made to allow a fat king to have sex with two women at the same time.
Mengenlehreuhr
Mengenlehreuhr
300-page iPhone bill
Mengenlehreuhr
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
You'll have to read between the lights to see the time.
Moo box
Moo box
300-page iPhone bill
Moo box
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Cow in a can.
Mosquito laser
Mosquito laser
300-page iPhone bill
Mosquito laser
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A bug zapper with a difference.
Museum of Failure
Museum of Failure
300-page iPhone bill
Museum of Failure
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A collection of sorts focusing on... well, failed things. Notably includes the Nokia N-Gage, Bic's woman-only pens, and Google Glass.
My Friend Cayla
My Friend Cayla
300-page iPhone bill
My Friend Cayla
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
That doll is a spy!
One red paperclip
One red paperclip
300-page iPhone bill
One red paperclip
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A man's small piece of metal turns out to be worth more than expected.
Parking chair
Parking chair
300-page iPhone bill
Parking chair
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Using household objects to reserve parking spaces.
Pigeon photography
Pigeon photography
300-page iPhone bill
Pigeon photography
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Pigeons were used by the Germans for aerial surveillance in World War I, and apparently also in World War II. Not to forget the CIA's own pigeon camera.
Predictions of the end of Wikipedia
Predictions of the end of Wikipedia
300-page iPhone bill
Predictions of the end of Wikipedia
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
All good things must come to an end...... but not for now.
Project Cybersyn
Project Cybersyn
300-page iPhone bill
Project Cybersyn
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Chilean robo-socialism control chamber invented by a Brit with a gigantic beard.
Pythagorean cup
Pythagorean cup
300-page iPhone bill
Pythagorean cup
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
When the cup is filled beyond a certain point, it will empty itself.
Quartz crisis
Quartz crisis
300-page iPhone bill
Quartz crisis
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Not a comic book story arc, but the upheaval in watchmaking caused by the introduction of quartz watches.
Radio hat
Radio hat
300-page iPhone bill
Radio hat
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A strange-looking (and strange-sounding) piece of headgear.
Royal Mail rubber band
Royal Mail rubber band
300-page iPhone bill
Royal Mail rubber band
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
One billion are used every year and often seen littering the streets of UK cities.
Russian floating nuclear power station
Russian floating nuclear power station
300-page iPhone bill
Russian floating nuclear power station
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Self-contained, low-capacity, floating nuclear power plants.
Sony timer
Sony timer
300-page iPhone bill
Sony timer
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Rumours that Sony uses a particularly aggressive form of planned obsolescence continue to this day.
Splayd
Splayd
300-page iPhone bill
Splayd
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
33.3% spoon, 33.3% knife, 33.3% fork.
Tempest prognosticator
Tempest prognosticator
300-page iPhone bill
Tempest prognosticator
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Meteorology by frightened annelid.
The Thing
The Thing
300-page iPhone bill
The Thing
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A non-electronic Soviet listening device given to the U.S. Ambassador and proudly displayed in his study.
Turbo encabulator
Turbo encabulator
300-page iPhone bill
Turbo encabulator
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A device whose sole function is to expose technological ignorance.
Uncanny valley
Uncanny valley
300-page iPhone bill
Uncanny valley
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
How to measure your emotional response to androids.
Useless machine
Useless machine
300-page iPhone bill
Useless machine
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
In most cases, toys for adults.
Vin Mariani
Vin Mariani
300-page iPhone bill
Vin Mariani
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A drink made from cocaine and consumed by Thomas Edison, Pope Leo XIII, Ulysses S. Grant and French prime minister Jules Méline.
Violence and Lego
Violence and Lego
300-page iPhone bill
Violence and Lego
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Fortunately, not actual violence, but rather an observed increase of weapon bricks within the toy brand.
Wrap rage
Wrap rage
300-page iPhone bill
Wrap rage
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Ever been driven mad by packaging that just won't open?
Xianxingzhe
Xianxingzhe
300-page iPhone bill
Xianxingzhe
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
A Chinese robot, according to the Japanese, that will save its country from corporate capitalism with its crotch cannon.
300-page iPhone bill
AT&T Mobility's billing policy for the first iPhone gave a real sense of how much money was being wasted... on paper and printer ink.
Abraham Lincoln's patent
For lifting boats over shoals. Lincoln is the only US president who held a patent.
Alan MacMasters hoax
For ten years Wikipedia listed a fake article about the man who supposedly invented the electric toaster. Before it was taken down, multiple people and press outlets wrongly reported that an entirely fictional man called Alan MacMasters had invented the electric toaster in the 19th century.
Antikythera mechanism
An analog computer built in Ancient Greece.
Bad Dragon
Products that put the "fantasy" in sexual fantasy.
Baby cage
The pre-War way to get your baby some fresh air if you live in a high-rise apartment. Used by none other than Eleanor Roosevelt.
Bild Lilli doll
A German doll that was the main inspiration for Barbie and is now considered its "grandmother".
Billy Possum
When Taft tried to get his own Teddy Bear.
Blåhaj
Stuffed shark, IKEA bestseller, transgender icon.
Brown note
The laxative infrasonic frequency that doesn't exist.
Centennial Light
A light bulb that has been burning nonstop for 124 years.
Chindōgu
The practice of inventing solutions to everyday problems that just make the problem worse.
Clock of the Long Now
A clock that, once completed, should be able to keep time for 10,000 years.
Clocky
An alarm clock that hides from its owner.
Concealing objects in a book
Hopefully you weren't planning to read it before you hollowed it out.
Digesting Duck
Or "Canard Digérateur", an automaton built to simulate a duck eating, digesting, and excreting.
Digital sundial
Unlike an analog sundial, a clock that indicates the current time with numerals formed by the sunlight striking it.
Dreamachine
A device made with a light bulb and a record turntable that reportedly induces lucid dreaming. (And you thought the makers of Die Another Day made it up. There's still no news about invisible Aston Martin V12 Vanquishes.)
Electronic voice phenomenon
Alleged spiritual voices heard in white noise and radio interference.
Friendly Floatees spill
Rubber ducks and their friends who went on a long, long journey.
Gun-powered mousetrap
Patented in 1882. According to its inventor, it can also be used as a booby trap to kill attempted home invaders.
Hitler teapot
Some people thought that this JCPenney teapot resembled the famous dictator.
Marvin Heemeyer
Why it's always a bad idea to put the guy next door out of business if he has a ten-ton armor-plated bulldozer in his garage.
History of perpetual motion machines
The concept has eluded and baffled the greatest minds for thousands of years – and will continue to elude anyone who tries to build one.
Hitachi Magic Wand
Its manufacturers continue to claim that it's just a massager for health purposes and not, you know, the world's best-known sex toy.
I-Doser
Like taking drugs through your ears.
Jibba Jabber
The hot new stress toy where you simulate shaking a baby to death.
Klerksdorp sphere
Spheres with three parallel grooves dated to be three billion years old... Evidence of ancient intelligent life? An unusual natural phenomenon? Who knows...
Zbigniew Libera
Creator of the Lego Concentration Camp.
Love chair
Made to allow a fat king to have sex with two women at the same time.
Mengenlehreuhr
You'll have to read between the lights to see the time.
Moo box
Cow in a can.
Mosquito laser
A bug zapper with a difference.
Museum of Failure
A collection of sorts focusing on... well, failed things. Notably includes the Nokia N-Gage, Bic's woman-only pens, and Google Glass.
My Friend Cayla
That doll is a spy!
One red paperclip
A man's small piece of metal turns out to be worth more than expected.
Parking chair
Using household objects to reserve parking spaces.
Pigeon photography
Pigeons were used by the Germans for aerial surveillance in World War I, and apparently also in World War II. Not to forget the CIA's own pigeon camera.
Predictions of the end of Wikipedia
All good things must come to an end...... but not for now.
Project Cybersyn
Chilean robo-socialism control chamber invented by a Brit with a gigantic beard.
Pythagorean cup
When the cup is filled beyond a certain point, it will empty itself.
Quartz crisis
Not a comic book story arc, but the upheaval in watchmaking caused by the introduction of quartz watches.
Radio hat
A strange-looking (and strange-sounding) piece of headgear.
Royal Mail rubber band
One billion are used every year and often seen littering the streets of UK cities.
Russian floating nuclear power station
Self-contained, low-capacity, floating nuclear power plants.
Sony timer
Rumours that Sony uses a particularly aggressive form of planned obsolescence continue to this day.
Splayd
spoon, 33.3% knife, 33.3% fork.
Tempest prognosticator
Meteorology by frightened annelid.
The Thing
A non-electronic Soviet listening device given to the U.S. Ambassador and proudly displayed in his study.
Turbo encabulator
A device whose sole function is to expose technological ignorance.
· Technology, inventions and products › Hygiene and sanitation
Darlie
Darlie
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Darlie
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Formerly known as 'Darkie', racist toothpaste from Taiwan.
Fatberg
Fatberg
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Fatberg
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
A congealed lump of fat and non-biodegradable buildup in sewer systems. A 250-metre-long, 140 tonne specimen was discovered under London in September 2017.
Female urination device
Female urination device
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Female urination device
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Used by women when needing or wanting to pee standing up.
Groom of the Stool
Groom of the Stool
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Groom of the Stool
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
The most intimate Royal office.
Hotel toilet paper folding
Hotel toilet paper folding
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Hotel toilet paper folding
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Ever wondered why it was so?
Interactive urinal
Interactive urinal
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Interactive urinal
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
A talking urinal made for advertising purposes.
iLoo
iLoo
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
iLoo
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Microsoft's attempt to bring you the interwebzzz inside the portable toilet.
Jack Black
Jack Black
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Jack Black
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Not the actor, but the 19th century rat catcher who bred unusually colored rats and sold them as pets.
Japanese toilets
Japanese toilets
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Japanese toilets
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
The most advanced toilets in the world with computers, nozzles and flashing lights.
Lloyds Bank turd
Lloyds Bank turd
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Lloyds Bank turd
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Possibly the largest example of fossilised human feces ever found, discovered under the future site of a Lloyds Bank in England.
Shit flow diagram
Shit flow diagram
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Shit flow diagram
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
This is the technical term.
Soap made from human corpses
Soap made from human corpses
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Soap made from human corpses
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
During the 20th century there were various instances of soap being made from human body fat.
Stainless steel soap
Stainless steel soap
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Stainless steel soap
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Metallic soap that removes odours from the hands, allegedly.
Toilet plume
Toilet plume
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Toilet plume
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Thar she blows!
Toilet-related injuries and deaths
Toilet-related injuries and deaths
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Toilet-related injuries and deaths
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Not all injuries and deaths linked to toilets are urban legends.
Toilet papering
Toilet papering
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Toilet papering
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Art or vandalism?
Toilet paper orientation
Toilet paper orientation
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Toilet paper orientation
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
On the pros and cons of letting toilet paper hang over or under the roll.
Whizzinator
Whizzinator
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
Whizzinator
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
A fake penis usually used to beat drug tests, complete with dried urine, a heater, and a syringe. Comes in white, tan, Latino, brown, and black.
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America
A 1970s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the U.S.; its newsletter was humorously titled the Free Toilet Paper.
Darlie
Formerly known as 'Darkie', racist toothpaste from Taiwan.
Fatberg
A congealed lump of fat and non-biodegradable buildup in sewer systems. A 250-metre-long, 140 tonne specimen was discovered under London in September 2017.
Female urination device
Used by women when needing or wanting to pee standing up.
Groom of the Stool
The most intimate Royal office.
Hotel toilet paper folding
Ever wondered why it was so?
Interactive urinal
A talking urinal made for advertising purposes.
iLoo
Microsoft's attempt to bring you the interwebzzz inside the portable toilet.
Jack Black
Not the actor, but the 19th century rat catcher who bred unusually colored rats and sold them as pets.
Japanese toilets
The most advanced toilets in the world with computers, nozzles and flashing lights.
Lloyds Bank turd
Possibly the largest example of fossilised human feces ever found, discovered under the future site of a Lloyds Bank in England.
Shit flow diagram
This is the technical term.
Soap made from human corpses
During the 20th century there were various instances of soap being made from human body fat.
Stainless steel soap
Metallic soap that removes odours from the hands, allegedly.
Toilet plume
Thar she blows!
Toilet-related injuries and deaths
Not all injuries and deaths linked to toilets are urban legends.
Toilet papering
Art or vandalism?
Toilet paper orientation
On the pros and cons of letting toilet paper hang over or under the roll.
Whizzinator
A fake penis usually used to beat drug tests, complete with dried urine, a heater, and a syringe. Comes in white, tan, Latino, brown, and black.
· Technology, inventions and products › Clothing and accessories
The biggest question of 2015: Is it white and gold or black and blue?
The biggest question of 2015: Is it white and gold or black and blue?
Aglet
The dress
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
The biggest question of 2015: Is it white and gold or black and blue?
Yes, this makes you look fat.
Yes, this makes you look fat.
Aglet
Fatsuit
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
Yes, this makes you look fat.
What to wear when you don't want to look human.
What to wear when you don't want to look human.
Aglet
Gorilla suit
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
What to wear when you don't want to look human.
An unusual traditional garment of western New Guinea, also known as the "penis gourd".
An unusual traditional garment of western New Guinea, also known as the "penis gourd".
Aglet
Koteka
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
An unusual traditional garment of western New Guinea, also known as the "penis gourd".
A dress made of flank steak. Currently preserved as jerky in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
A dress made of flank steak. Currently preserved as jerky in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Aglet
Meat dress of Lady Gaga
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
A dress made of flank steak. Currently preserved as jerky in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
A marketing mishap, many well-meaning young women, and vanity came together to form this demographic.
A marketing mishap, many well-meaning young women, and vanity came together to form this demographic.
Aglet
Muffin top
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
A marketing mishap, many well-meaning young women, and vanity came together to form this demographic.
Made iconic by being worn during her husband's assassination.
Made iconic by being worn during her husband's assassination.
Aglet
Pink Chanel suit of Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
Made iconic by being worn during her husband's assassination.
Sure, it might have given your kids cancer, but you knew for certain that their new shoes had enough toe room.
Sure, it might have given your kids cancer, but you knew for certain that their new shoes had enough toe room.
Aglet
Shoe-fitting fluoroscope
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
Sure, it might have given your kids cancer, but you knew for certain that their new shoes had enough toe room.
The practice of throwing footwear, whether for humorous or political purposes.
The practice of throwing footwear, whether for humorous or political purposes.
Aglet
Shoe throwing
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
The practice of throwing footwear, whether for humorous or political purposes.
Does it really spell death?
Does it really spell death?
Aglet
Shoes on a table
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
Does it really spell death?
🪿Hjönk
🪿Hjönk
Aglet
Swan dress
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
🪿Hjönk
Think your loved one will be pleased if you knit them a sweater? Think again.
Think your loved one will be pleased if you knit them a sweater? Think again.
Aglet
Sweater curse
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
Think your loved one will be pleased if you knit them a sweater? Think again.
A T-shirt with wolves howling at the moon that gained popularity after one person wrote a parodic review for it on Amazon.com.
A T-shirt with wolves howling at the moon that gained popularity after one person wrote a parodic review for it on Amazon.com.
Aglet
Three Wolf Moon
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
A T-shirt with wolves howling at the moon that gained popularity after one person wrote a parodic review for it on Amazon.com.
The conspiracy theorist's headgear, perfect for avoiding mind control or "5G death shockwaves".
The conspiracy theorist's headgear, perfect for avoiding mind control or "5G death shockwaves".
Aglet
Tin foil hat
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
The conspiracy theorist's headgear, perfect for avoiding mind control or "5G death shockwaves".
Aglet
That little plastic or metal thing at the end of your shoelace has a name.
The dress
The biggest question of 2015: Is it white and gold or black and blue?
Fatsuit
Yes, this makes you look fat.
Gorilla suit
What to wear when you don't want to look human.
Koteka
An unusual traditional garment of western New Guinea, also known as the "penis gourd".
Meat dress of Lady Gaga
A dress made of flank steak. Currently preserved as jerky in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Muffin top
A marketing mishap, many well-meaning young women, and vanity came together to form this demographic.
Pink Chanel suit of Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy
Made iconic by being worn during her husband's assassination.
Shoe-fitting fluoroscope
Sure, it might have given your kids cancer, but you knew for certain that their new shoes had enough toe room.
Shoe throwing
The practice of throwing footwear, whether for humorous or political purposes.
Shoes on a table
Does it really spell death?
Swan dress
🪿Hjönk
Sweater curse
Think your loved one will be pleased if you knit them a sweater? Think again.
Three Wolf Moon
A T-shirt with wolves howling at the moon that gained popularity after one person wrote a parodic review for it on Amazon.com.
Tin foil hat
The conspiracy theorist's headgear, perfect for avoiding mind control or "5G death shockwaves".
· Technology, inventions and products › Transport
2003 Angola Boeing 727 disappearance
2003 Angola Boeing 727 disappearance
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
2003 Angola Boeing 727 disappearance
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A Boeing 727 was stolen, with at least two people aboard, and never found.
2010 Filair Let L-410 crash
2010 Filair Let L-410 crash
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
2010 Filair Let L-410 crash
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
As Hollywood taught us, letting reptiles loose on a plane is never a good idea.
2018 Horizon Air Bombardier Q400 incident
2018 Horizon Air Bombardier Q400 incident
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
2018 Horizon Air Bombardier Q400 incident
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A ground service agent with no flight experience whatsoever managed to do insanely difficult aerial maneuvers in a stolen plane that was thought to be impossible to do those maneuvers in.
Aeroflot Flight 593
Aeroflot Flight 593
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Aeroflot Flight 593
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A plane that crashed because the pilot let his kids fly it.
Aeroflot Flight 6502
Aeroflot Flight 6502
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Aeroflot Flight 6502
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A plane that crashed after the pilot made a bet with the first officer that he could land it blind. Unfortunately for 70 people on board, he couldn't.
Aloha Airlines Flight 243
Aloha Airlines Flight 243
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Aloha Airlines Flight 243
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Landed safely and with only one casualty, despite the plane's ceiling flying off mid-flight.
Ampelmännchen
Ampelmännchen
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Ampelmännchen
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The East German "traffic-light little-man".
Amtrak paint schemes
Amtrak paint schemes
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Amtrak paint schemes
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Various colors of the National Railroad Passenger Corporation.
Animals taking public transportation
Animals taking public transportation
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Animals taking public transportation
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Nonhuman commuters.
AVE Mizar
AVE Mizar
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
AVE Mizar
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
This nightmare lovechild of a Cessna Skymaster and a Ford Pinto eventually killed its inventor.
Bayside Canadian Railway
Bayside Canadian Railway
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Bayside Canadian Railway
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A 220 foot (70 meter) long railway created solely to exploit a loophole in the Jones Act. U.S. Customs and Border Protection found out and promptly issued a $350 million fine.
Billups Neon Crossing Signal
Billups Neon Crossing Signal
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Billups Neon Crossing Signal
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A local inventor's extreme solution to railway crossing safety.
Boaty McBoatface
Boaty McBoatface
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Boaty McBoatface
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
What happens when you allow the British public to name a ship in an online poll?
Brighton and Rottingdean Seashore Electric Railway
Brighton and Rottingdean Seashore Electric Railway
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Brighton and Rottingdean Seashore Electric Railway
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
What do you do when there's water in the way of your train? Just build the rails underwater and make the train a moving pier on 23 foot high legs, complete with lifeboats and a requirement a ship captain be aboard at all times.
British Rail flying saucer
British Rail flying saucer
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
British Rail flying saucer
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the 10:13 to Venus.
China National Highway 110 traffic jam
China National Highway 110 traffic jam
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
China National Highway 110 traffic jam
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The world's longest-lasting traffic jam, in which some drivers were stuck for up to 5 days, moving only 1km (0.6 miles) per day.
Cleckheaton Central railway station
Cleckheaton Central railway station
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Cleckheaton Central railway station
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The only train station in history to be stolen.
Crash at Crush
Crash at Crush
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Crash at Crush
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A high-speed head-on collision between two locomotives, staged as a publicity stunt and attended by an estimated 40,000 people.
Cycloped
Cycloped
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Cycloped
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The entrant into the Rainhill Trial that placed Horse Power against Steam Power.
Daallo Airlines Flight 159
Daallo Airlines Flight 159
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Daallo Airlines Flight 159
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
An attempted terrorist bombing that (literally) blew up in the attacker's face.
Dagen H
Dagen H
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Dagen H
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
September 3, 1967: The day that Sweden changed its traffic directionality.
Deli Mike
Deli Mike
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Deli Mike
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
An Airbus A340 that does what she wants.
Driving licence in Poland
Driving licence in Poland
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Driving licence in Poland
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The real identity of a notorious traffic offender in Ireland named "Prawo Jazdy".
Dymaxion car
Dymaxion car
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Dymaxion car
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A 1933 concept car with 3 wheels. It was 20 feet (6.1 m) long, carried up to 11 passengers, could go at speeds of up to 120 miles per hour (190 km/h), and had a steering wheel that turned the car in the opposite direction. One of Buckminster Fuller's Dymaxion concepts.
Experiment
Experiment
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Experiment
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A boat with eight horse-powers. Literally.
Fastest Shed
Fastest Shed
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Fastest Shed
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Holder of the world land speed record for sheds.
Ferry Lina
Ferry Lina
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Ferry Lina
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The world's shortest regular ferry located in Sweden that takes 25-30 seconds (depending on how strong you are).
Gadgetbahn
Gadgetbahn
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Gadgetbahn
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Fun fun fun. And useless.
Ganz MFAV
Ganz MFAV
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Ganz MFAV
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
An odd-looking train that is designed specifically to be used on the second-oldest underground metro line in the world.
Get Out and Push Railroad
Get Out and Push Railroad
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Get Out and Push Railroad
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Just what it sounds like.
Gimli Glider
Gimli Glider
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Gimli Glider
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A confusion over units of measurement leads to a Boeing 767 plane running out of fuel mid-flight and becoming a glider.
Horsey Horseless
Horsey Horseless
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Horsey Horseless
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
How to stop cars scaring horses? Put a wooden horse's head on the front.
Human mail
Human mail
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Human mail
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Why buy an expensive ticket when you can go by mail?
Iron Dobbin
Iron Dobbin
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Iron Dobbin
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A mechanical horse made in 1933 for the Italian Fascist Youth Movement, later copied by the Germans.
Jesus nut
Jesus nut
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Jesus nut
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Not your local Bible-thumping preacher but the bolt on the top of a helicopter that connects it to the rotor blades.
Loose wheel nut indicator
Loose wheel nut indicator
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Loose wheel nut indicator
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Yes, those little red tags you see on truck wheels really do have a purpose.
Nut rage incident
Nut rage incident
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Nut rage incident
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Macadamia nuts: delicious, instigator of air rage. Helped coin a neologism to describe hierarchical social systems in South Korea.
M-497 Black Beetle
M-497 Black Beetle
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
M-497 Black Beetle
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The New York Central Railroad decided to see what would happen when they strapped two jet engines on a railcar; this was the result. It currently holds the record for fastest train in the Americas at 183.68 mph (295.6 km/h).
Mehran Karimi Nasseri
Mehran Karimi Nasseri
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Mehran Karimi Nasseri
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
An Iranian refugee who lived in Charles de Gaulle Airport from 1988 until 2006 and again from September 2022 until his death in November that year.
Men's parking space
Men's parking space
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Men's parking space
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
An antonym to women's parking spaces. The only known instances are two spaces in a garage in Germany.
Mile high club
Mile high club
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Mile high club
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Soaring members.
Miss Belvedere
Miss Belvedere
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Miss Belvedere
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A car buried in a time capsule in 1957 and unearthed in 2007, only to discover that it had suffered 50 years of water damage underground and wouldn't start.
MTT Turbine Superbike
MTT Turbine Superbike
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
MTT Turbine Superbike
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The most powerful street-legal motorcycle is run by a turboshaft engine designed for aircraft and can hit 250 miles per hour (400 km/h).
No Pants Subway Ride
No Pants Subway Ride
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
No Pants Subway Ride
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A celebration of going underground with only underwear down there.
Northwest Airlines Flight 253
Northwest Airlines Flight 253
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Northwest Airlines Flight 253
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Bombing a plane with exploding underwear is never a good idea.
Parliamentary train
Parliamentary train
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Parliamentary train
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Have a useless railway station but can't afford to close it? Just run one train every few weeks there!
Passenger train toilet
Passenger train toilet
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Passenger train toilet
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Why passengers must be discouraged from flushing or using toilets while the train is at a station.
Paternoster lift
Paternoster lift
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Paternoster lift
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Strange European elevators without doors that travel in a loop. Considered by many to be very dangerous.
Peel P50
Peel P50
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Peel P50
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The world's smallest car. See also its similarly queer-looking successor, the Peel Trident.
Pimpmobile
Pimpmobile
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Pimpmobile
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Drive like a blaxploitation movie protagonist.
Plastic bicycle
Plastic bicycle
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Plastic bicycle
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
It seems that making bikes out of plastic is not a recipe for success.
Popemobile
Popemobile
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Popemobile
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Drive like the Bishop of Rome.
PZL M-15 Belphegor
PZL M-15 Belphegor
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
PZL M-15 Belphegor
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A Soviet attempt at a turbofan-powered crop duster. It is the slowest jet aircraft to enter production as well as the only jet biplane or jet crop duster to exist.
Reduced-gravity aircraft
Reduced-gravity aircraft
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Reduced-gravity aircraft
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Also known as the 'vomit comet', lack of gravity is not good for the stomach.
Reliant Regal
Reliant Regal
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Reliant Regal
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A three-wheeled car formerly manufactured in England that could be driven with a motorcycle license.
Rocket mail
Rocket mail
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Rocket mail
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The delivery of mail by rocket or missile, attempted by various organisations in many different countries, with varying levels of success.
Rolligon tires
Rolligon tires
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Rolligon tires
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Probably the only way you can survive getting run over.
Roundabout Appreciation Society
Roundabout Appreciation Society
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Roundabout Appreciation Society
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A British group that do exactly what it says on the tin.
RP FLIP
RP FLIP
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
RP FLIP
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A manned ship that was designed to be capsized at a 90° angle for weeks on end.
Schienenzeppelin
Schienenzeppelin
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Schienenzeppelin
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
An unholy combination of a Zeppelin and a locomotive.
School bus yellow
School bus yellow
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
School bus yellow
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The color specially formulated for use on school buses in the United States.
Screw-propelled vehicle
Screw-propelled vehicle
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Screw-propelled vehicle
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
"Screw off" literally.
Shipping container architecture
Shipping container architecture
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Shipping container architecture
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The concept and art of using intermodal containers to build stuff.
Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"
Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Created, sadly, by non-porters called George who didn't want to be linked with the mostly-Black porter workforce.
South-pointing chariot
South-pointing chariot
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
South-pointing chariot
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
An ancient Chinese mechanical compass which took a millennium to reproduce.
Tall bike
Tall bike
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Tall bike
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A bike which consists of two conventional bicycle frames connected one atop the other.
Train surfing
Train surfing
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Train surfing
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
As respectable and practical as drying one's hair in most parts of the world.
Unused highway
Unused highway
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Unused highway
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Lost highways, unloved and unused.
Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571
Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Question: How do you survive on a freezing cold glacier with the impending threat of starvation? Answer: eat your friends.
USGlobal Airways
USGlobal Airways
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
USGlobal Airways
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
An active airline founded in 1989 that has never operated a single commercial flight.
ValuJet Airlines
ValuJet Airlines
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
ValuJet Airlines
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Quite possibly the most unsafe airline in history. Think of it as being the air transport equivalent of Action Park.
Vortech Meg-2XH Strap-On
Vortech Meg-2XH Strap-On
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Vortech Meg-2XH Strap-On
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
A discontinued strap-on helicopter designed for amateur construction. Somehow no lawsuits are mentioned in the article.
Wallsend Metro station
Wallsend Metro station
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Wallsend Metro station
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The UK's only metro station in Latin. It contains "no smoking" signs, although tobacco was unknown to ancient Romans...
Westray to Papa Westray flight
Westray to Papa Westray flight
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Westray to Papa Westray flight
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
The world's shortest passenger flight, lasting as little as 53 seconds. Just don't expect an in-flight meal.
The wrong type of snow
The wrong type of snow
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
The wrong type of snow
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
Possibly the most feeble excuse for why British trains are so awful.
2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident
Two Japan Airlines aircraft were roughly 135 m (443 ft) away from causing the deadliest aviation accident in history.
2003 Angola Boeing 727 disappearance
A Boeing 727 was stolen, with at least two people aboard, and never found.
2010 Filair Let L-410 crash
As Hollywood taught us, letting reptiles loose on a plane is never a good idea.
2018 Horizon Air Bombardier Q400 incident
A ground service agent with no flight experience whatsoever managed to do insanely difficult aerial maneuvers in a stolen plane that was thought to be impossible to do those maneuvers in.
Aeroflot Flight 593
A plane that crashed because the pilot let his kids fly it.
Aeroflot Flight 6502
A plane that crashed after the pilot made a bet with the first officer that he could land it blind. Unfortunately for 70 people on board, he couldn't.
Aloha Airlines Flight 243
Landed safely and with only one casualty, despite the plane's ceiling flying off mid-flight.
Ampelmännchen
The East German "traffic-light little-man".
Amtrak paint schemes
Various colors of the National Railroad Passenger Corporation.
Animals taking public transportation
Nonhuman commuters.
AVE Mizar
This nightmare lovechild of a Cessna Skymaster and a Ford Pinto eventually killed its inventor.
Bayside Canadian Railway
A 220 foot (70 meter) long railway created solely to exploit a loophole in the Jones Act. U.S. Customs and Border Protection found out and promptly issued a $350 million fine.
Billups Neon Crossing Signal
A local inventor's extreme solution to railway crossing safety.
Boaty McBoatface
What happens when you allow the British public to name a ship in an online poll?
Brighton and Rottingdean Seashore Electric Railway
What do you do when there's water in the way of your train? Just build the rails underwater and make the train a moving pier on 23 foot high legs, complete with lifeboats and a requirement a ship captain be aboard at all times.
British Rail flying saucer
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the 10:13 to Venus.
China National Highway 110 traffic jam
The world's longest-lasting traffic jam, in which some drivers were stuck for up to 5 days, moving only 1km (0.6 miles) per day.
Cleckheaton Central railway station
The only train station in history to be stolen.
Crash at Crush
A high-speed head-on collision between two locomotives, staged as a publicity stunt and attended by an estimated 40,000 people.
Cycloped
The entrant into the Rainhill Trial that placed Horse Power against Steam Power.
Daallo Airlines Flight 159
An attempted terrorist bombing that (literally) blew up in the attacker's face.
Dagen H
September 3, 1967: The day that Sweden changed its traffic directionality.
Deli Mike
An Airbus A340 that does what she wants.
Driving licence in Poland
The real identity of a notorious traffic offender in Ireland named "Prawo Jazdy".
Dymaxion car
A 1933 concept car with 3 wheels. It was 20 feet (6.1 m) long, carried up to 11 passengers, could go at speeds of up to 120 miles per hour (190 km/h), and had a steering wheel that turned the car in the opposite direction. One of Buckminster Fuller's Dymaxion concepts.
Experiment
A boat with eight horse-powers. Literally.
Fastest Shed
Holder of the world land speed record for sheds.
Ferry Lina
The world's shortest regular ferry located in Sweden that takes 25-30 seconds (depending on how strong you are).
Gadgetbahn
Fun fun fun. And useless.
Ganz MFAV
An odd-looking train that is designed specifically to be used on the second-oldest underground metro line in the world.
Get Out and Push Railroad
Just what it sounds like.
Gimli Glider
A confusion over units of measurement leads to a Boeing 767 plane running out of fuel mid-flight and becoming a glider.
Horsey Horseless
How to stop cars scaring horses? Put a wooden horse's head on the front.
Human mail
Why buy an expensive ticket when you can go by mail?
Iron Dobbin
A mechanical horse made in 1933 for the Italian Fascist Youth Movement, later copied by the Germans.
Jesus nut
Not your local Bible-thumping preacher but the bolt on the top of a helicopter that connects it to the rotor blades.
Loose wheel nut indicator
Yes, those little red tags you see on truck wheels really do have a purpose.
Nut rage incident
Macadamia nuts: delicious, instigator of air rage. Helped coin a neologism to describe hierarchical social systems in South Korea.
M-497 Black Beetle
The New York Central Railroad decided to see what would happen when they strapped two jet engines on a railcar; this was the result. It currently holds the record for fastest train in the Americas at 183.68 mph (295.6 km/h).
Mehran Karimi Nasseri
An Iranian refugee who lived in Charles de Gaulle Airport from 1988 until 2006 and again from September 2022 until his death in November that year.
Men's parking space
An antonym to women's parking spaces. The only known instances are two spaces in a garage in Germany.
Mile high club
Soaring members.
Miss Belvedere
A car buried in a time capsule in 1957 and unearthed in 2007, only to discover that it had suffered 50 years of water damage underground and wouldn't start.
MTT Turbine Superbike
The most powerful street-legal motorcycle is run by a turboshaft engine designed for aircraft and can hit 250 miles per hour (400 km/h).
No Pants Subway Ride
A celebration of going underground with only underwear down there.
Northwest Airlines Flight 253
Bombing a plane with exploding underwear is never a good idea.
Parliamentary train
Have a useless railway station but can't afford to close it? Just run one train every few weeks there!
Passenger train toilet
Why passengers must be discouraged from flushing or using toilets while the train is at a station.
Paternoster lift
Strange European elevators without doors that travel in a loop. Considered by many to be very dangerous.
Peel P50
The world's smallest car. See also its similarly queer-looking successor, the Peel Trident.
· Technology, inventions and products › Computing
io
io
bv
io
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
How is a top-level domain for a group of islands with a population of about 3000 military personnel and contractors where leisure tourism is banned so popular?
kp
kp
bv
kp
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
North Korea's top-level domain. Interestingly, some websites under this ccTLD can be accessed outside of the DPRK.
nu
nu
bv
nu
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Niue's top-level domain, which is regulated by Sweden and almost exclusively used by European countries.
su
su
bv
su
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
How a piece of the Soviet Union's internet is not only still online but also still in use to this day.
tv
tv
bv
tv
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Sales of websites under this top-level domain name make up 10% of Tuvalu's GDP.
999 phone charging myth
999 phone charging myth
bv
999 phone charging myth
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Some people in the UK seriously believe that calling their emergency phone number charges your phone.
Any key
Any key
bv
Any key
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Press any key to continue.
Baby Shaker
Baby Shaker
bv
Baby Shaker
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A highly controversial iPhone application that told you to shake a baby. That's it.
Blinkenlights
Blinkenlights
bv
Blinkenlights
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN!
Bogosort
Bogosort
bv
Bogosort
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
The world's worst sorting algorithm works like this: Randomise the list. Is it in order? If not, try again. Or maybe it is the best…
The Book of Mozilla
The Book of Mozilla
bv
The Book of Mozilla
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A well-known computer Easter egg found in the Netscape and Mozilla series of browsers.
Brainfuck
Brainfuck
bv
Brainfuck
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
An intentionally difficult to use programming language containing only eight commands.
Breakout
Breakout
bv
Breakout
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
How this simple 1976 Atari video game, started by Steve Jobs and finished by Steve Wozniak, helped spur the creation of the Apple II.
Brian's Brain
Brian's Brain
bv
Brian's Brain
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
He's so smart, he has his own cellular automaton.
Builder.ai
Builder.ai
bv
Builder.ai
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
An "AI coding" startup that went bankrupt after its "AI" was exposed to just be hundreds of Indian people. See also the Mechanical Turk below.
Bus factor
Bus factor
bv
Bus factor
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A measurement of risk within IT teams, specifically, "What if (person) is hit by a bus?"
Bush hid the facts
Bush hid the facts
bv
Bush hid the facts
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Revelations of a vast right-wing conspiracy, or just a glitch?
Chudnovsky brothers
Chudnovsky brothers
bv
Chudnovsky brothers
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A pair of mathematicians who built a supercomputer out of spare parts.
Creeper and Reaper
Creeper and Reaper
bv
Creeper and Reaper
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
The world's very first computer virus and computer antivirus, respectively.
Conway's Game of Life
Conway's Game of Life
bv
Conway's Game of Life
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A simple game with only four rules that people have made beautifully complex machines with. It even has the ability to self-replicate! See also Brian's Brain above.
Electric unicycle
Electric unicycle
bv
Electric unicycle
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
The ongoing academic effort to teach robots to ride unicycles.
Elvis operator
Elvis operator
bv
Elvis operator
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Gives a new meaning to the term "smooth operator".
Emojli
Emojli
bv
Emojli
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A now-defunct emoji-only social network. Started as a parody of Yo (see below).
Enshittification
Enshittification
bv
Enshittification
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Richard Stallman warned you.
Esoteric programming language
Esoteric programming language
bv
Esoteric programming language
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Refers to programming languages designed as a test of the boundaries of computer programming language design, as a proof of concept, or as jokes, and not with the intention of being adopted for real-world programming.
Evil bit
Evil bit
bv
Evil bit
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Indicates if a packet has been sent with malicious intent, so that it can be ignored.
Gayfemboy
Gayfemboy
bv
Gayfemboy
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
You like committing cybercrime, don't you?
Guru Meditation error
Guru Meditation error
bv
Guru Meditation error
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
If you thought the blue screen of death was bad, this computer error would hamper your quest to reach Jesus.
Hallucination (artificial intelligence)
Hallucination (artificial intelligence)
bv
Hallucination (artificial intelligence)
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
An unfortunate effect from using AI.
Heisenbug
Heisenbug
bv
Heisenbug
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A programming bug that disappears when you study it.
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
bv
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Protocol for controlling and monitoring coffee pots. Attempting to use a teapot while brewing coffee will yield you the "HTTP 418: I'm a teapot" error message.
I Am Rich
I Am Rich
bv
I Am Rich
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
You must be if you could afford this $999.99 iPhone application that only displayed a red gem and a (misspelled) mantra.
IDN homograph attack
IDN homograph attack
bv
IDN homograph attack
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Тһіѕ lіnk іѕ tоtаllу ѕаfе! Тruѕt mе!
Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Browser Usage
Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Browser Usage
bv
Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Browser Usage
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Internet Explorer users have lower than average IQ, according to this (nonexistent) study.
International Obfuscated C Code Contest
International Obfuscated C Code Contest
bv
International Obfuscated C Code Contest
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A competition to create code that no human can read.
IP over Avian Carriers
IP over Avian Carriers
bv
IP over Avian Carriers
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
An Internet protocol for sending data packets using homing pigeons.
iSmell
iSmell
bv
iSmell
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A computer peripheral designed to emit smells for websites and emails, later named one of the "Worst Tech Products" by PC Magazine.
Kasane Teto
Kasane Teto
bv
Kasane Teto
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A virtual voicebank that started off as an April Fool's joke back in 2008 on the Japanese textboard website 2channel. Officially 31 years old but is a teenager when converted to human years.
Lenna
Lenna
bv
Lenna
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
How an image of a nude Playboy model became the industry-standard digital image compression test subject.
Loab
Loab
bv
Loab
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
According to AI, the exact opposite of many prompts is the same picture of an old woman.
lp0 on fire
lp0 on fire
bv
lp0 on fire
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Want to panic a Unix user? Display an error that their printer is on fire.
Macquarium
Macquarium
bv
Macquarium
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Vintage Macintosh computers-turned-fishtanks.
Magic smoke
Magic smoke
bv
Magic smoke
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
When a chip fails, it's because the smoke has gotten out.
The Million Dollar Homepage
The Million Dollar Homepage
bv
The Million Dollar Homepage
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A web page sold for advertising space at 1 dollar per pixel.
Mystery meat navigation
Mystery meat navigation
bv
Mystery meat navigation
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
The process of not telling you what you're about to click on.
Not a typewriter
Not a typewriter
bv
Not a typewriter
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Well, what is it, then?
On the Cruelty of Really Teaching Computer Science
On the Cruelty of Really Teaching Computer Science
bv
On the Cruelty of Really Teaching Computer Science
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A 1990 academic paper which argues that computer programming should be understood as a branch of mathematics, and that the formal provability of a program is a major criterion for correctness.
Pentium F00F bug
Pentium F00F bug
bv
Pentium F00F bug
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
An Intel Pentium bug with an unusual name.
Phillips Machine
Phillips Machine
bv
Phillips Machine
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A water-based analogue computer used to model the United Kingdom economy, bringing a new meaning to the term liquidity.
PlayStation 3 cluster
PlayStation 3 cluster
bv
PlayStation 3 cluster
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
When the US Department of Defense chose a side in the console war.
Reality distortion field
Reality distortion field
bv
Reality distortion field
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Surely an obscure quantum-physics phenomenon? Nope!
Red Star OS
Red Star OS
bv
Red Star OS
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
North Korea's official Linux distribution. In line with Kim Jong-un apparently being an Apple fanboy, its latest UI design mimics macOS.
Rubber duck debugging
Rubber duck debugging
bv
Rubber duck debugging
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Code debugging by explaining your code to a rubber duck. Quack!
RTFM
RTFM
bv
RTFM
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Four letters that solve most problems.
Scunthorpe problem
Scunthorpe problem
bv
Scunthorpe problem
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Spam filtering based on text strings can cause problems. Just ask the residents of S****horpe.
Send Me to Heaven
Send Me to Heaven
bv
Send Me to Heaven
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A mobile game won by throwing your phone as close to heaven as you can without it getting there.
Tay
Tay
bv
Tay
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
An AI chatbot designed by Microsoft to learn the speech patterns of the Twitter users who interacted with it, Tay lasted 16 hours before becoming too racist to remain online.
TempleOS
TempleOS
bv
TempleOS
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A biblical-themed operating system designed by a single schizophrenic programmer over the course of 10 years after receiving instructions from God. Some assembly required.
Trojan Room coffee pot
Trojan Room coffee pot
bv
Trojan Room coffee pot
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
The fascinating target of the world's first webcam: a coffee machine at the computer science department of the University of Cambridge.
Universal Typeface Experiment
Universal Typeface Experiment
bv
Universal Typeface Experiment
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A promotional website funded by Bic, which averaged people's handwriting together to create a unique typeface.
Utah teapot
Utah teapot
bv
Utah teapot
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A 3D model which has become a standard reference object (and something of an in-joke) in the computer graphics community.
Vibe coding
Vibe coding
bv
Vibe coding
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
Lost your job to AI? Learn to code– actually, wait...
Yo
Yo
bv
Yo
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
A messaging service whose only function was to send "Yo" to people.
bv
A top-level domain that isn't being sold, made for an Antarctic island where no one lives.
io
How is a top-level domain for a group of islands with a population of about 3000 military personnel and contractors where leisure tourism is banned so popular?
kp
North Korea's top-level domain. Interestingly, some websites under this ccTLD can be accessed outside of the DPRK.
nu
Niue's top-level domain, which is regulated by Sweden and almost exclusively used by European countries.
su
How a piece of the Soviet Union's internet is not only still online but also still in use to this day.
tv
Sales of websites under this top-level domain name make up 10% of Tuvalu's GDP.
999 phone charging myth
Some people in the UK seriously believe that calling their emergency phone number charges your phone.
Any key
Press any key to continue.
Baby Shaker
A highly controversial iPhone application that told you to shake a baby. That's it.
Blinkenlights
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN!
Bogosort
The world's worst sorting algorithm works like this: Randomise the list. Is it in order? If not, try again. Or maybe it is the best…
The Book of Mozilla
A well-known computer Easter egg found in the Netscape and Mozilla series of browsers.
Brainfuck
An intentionally difficult to use programming language containing only eight commands.
Breakout
How this simple 1976 Atari video game, started by Steve Jobs and finished by Steve Wozniak, helped spur the creation of the Apple II.
Brian's Brain
He's so smart, he has his own cellular automaton.
Builder.ai
An "AI coding" startup that went bankrupt after its "AI" was exposed to just be hundreds of Indian people. See also the Mechanical Turk below.
Bus factor
A measurement of risk within IT teams, specifically, "What if (person) is hit by a bus?"
Bush hid the facts
Revelations of a vast right-wing conspiracy, or just a glitch?
Chudnovsky brothers
A pair of mathematicians who built a supercomputer out of spare parts.
Creeper and Reaper
The world's very first computer virus and computer antivirus, respectively.
Conway's Game of Life
A simple game with only four rules that people have made beautifully complex machines with. It even has the ability to self-replicate! See also Brian's Brain above.
Electric unicycle
The ongoing academic effort to teach robots to ride unicycles.
Elvis operator
Gives a new meaning to the term "smooth operator".
Emojli
A now-defunct emoji-only social network. Started as a parody of Yo (see below).
Enshittification
Richard Stallman warned you.
Esoteric programming language
Refers to programming languages designed as a test of the boundaries of computer programming language design, as a proof of concept, or as jokes, and not with the intention of being adopted for real-world programming.
Evil bit
Indicates if a packet has been sent with malicious intent, so that it can be ignored.
Gayfemboy
You like committing cybercrime, don't you?
Guru Meditation error
If you thought the blue screen of death was bad, this computer error would hamper your quest to reach Jesus.
Hallucination (artificial intelligence)
An unfortunate effect from using AI.
Heisenbug
A programming bug that disappears when you study it.
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
Protocol for controlling and monitoring coffee pots. Attempting to use a teapot while brewing coffee will yield you the "HTTP 418: I'm a teapot" error message.
I Am Rich
You must be if you could afford this $999.99 iPhone application that only displayed a red gem and a (misspelled) mantra.
IDN homograph attack
Тһіѕ lіnk іѕ tоtаllу ѕаfе! Тruѕt mе!
Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Browser Usage
Internet Explorer users have lower than average IQ, according to this (nonexistent) study.
International Obfuscated C Code Contest
A competition to create code that no human can read.
IP over Avian Carriers
An Internet protocol for sending data packets using homing pigeons.
iSmell
A computer peripheral designed to emit smells for websites and emails, later named one of the "Worst Tech Products" by PC Magazine.
Kasane Teto
A virtual voicebank that started off as an April Fool's joke back in 2008 on the Japanese textboard website 2channel. Officially 31 years old but is a teenager when converted to human years.
Lenna
How an image of a nude Playboy model became the industry-standard digital image compression test subject.
Loab
According to AI, the exact opposite of many prompts is the same picture of an old woman.
lp0 on fire
Want to panic a Unix user? Display an error that their printer is on fire.
Macquarium
Vintage Macintosh computers-turned-fishtanks.
Magic smoke
When a chip fails, it's because the smoke has gotten out.
The Million Dollar Homepage
A web page sold for advertising space at 1 dollar per pixel.
Mystery meat navigation
The process of not telling you what you're about to click on.
Not a typewriter
Well, what is it, then?
On the Cruelty of Really Teaching Computer Science
A 1990 academic paper which argues that computer programming should be understood as a branch of mathematics, and that the formal provability of a program is a major criterion for correctness.
Pentium F00F bug
An Intel Pentium bug with an unusual name.
Phillips Machine
A water-based analogue computer used to model the United Kingdom economy, bringing a new meaning to the term liquidity.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts
Baseball metaphors for sex
Baseball metaphors for sex
Action Park
Baseball metaphors for sex
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Two of America's favorite pastimes.
Beezin'
Beezin'
Action Park
Beezin'
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A fad in which people apply Burt's Bees lip balm to their eyelids.
Bigipedia
Bigipedia
Action Park
Bigipedia
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A unique experiment in "broadwebcasting", Bigipedia is the website on your radio. In association with Chianto—"Officially recognised by the EU as a wine-type product or by-product".
"Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!" controversy
"Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!" controversy
Action Park
"Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!" controversy
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
T-shirt slogan aimed towards young women, rocks aimed towards young men.
George P. Burdell
George P. Burdell
Action Park
George P. Burdell
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A fictitious student officially enrolled at Georgia Tech in 1927, and, except for his "service" in World War II, has been continuously enrolled at the school ever since.
Chicago rat hole
Chicago rat hole
Action Park
Chicago rat hole
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A decades-old rat-shaped hole on a sidewalk in Chicago that garnered international fame in early 2024. Pilgrims made offerings of coins, flowers, toys, food and much more.
Condoman
Condoman
Action Park
Condoman
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
An Indigenous Australian superhero who advertised condom usage. Surprisingly effective.
Cop slide
Cop slide
Action Park
Cop slide
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A slide in the Boston City Hall Plaza playground that became famous after a viral video of a police officer emerging from the slide going upside-down at an abnormally high rate of speed.
Croydon facelift
Croydon facelift
Action Park
Croydon facelift
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A hairstyle peculiar to parts of England.
Cultural depictions of Napoleon
Cultural depictions of Napoleon
Action Park
Cultural depictions of Napoleon
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Fictional characters believing they are Napoleon are often used to suggest ill mental health.
Cultural history of the buttocks
Cultural history of the buttocks
Action Park
Cultural history of the buttocks
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A cheeky article.
Evil clown
Evil clown
Action Park
Evil clown
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A recent development in American popular culture in which the playful trope of the clown is rendered as disturbing through the use of dark humor and horror elements.
F.A.T.A.L.
F.A.T.A.L.
Action Park
F.A.T.A.L.
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
The worst-reviewed tabletop role-playing game of all time, where you roll for your character's anal circumference and can listen to a theme song that "sounds like the Cookie Monster chasing a drum kit being pushed down a flight of stairs".
Flash mob
Flash mob
Action Park
Flash mob
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Wherein a group of people quickly meet up, engage in a random action such as a pillow fight, then disappear just as quickly.
Free Hugs Campaign
Free Hugs Campaign
Action Park
Free Hugs Campaign
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Just what the world needs.
Frozen Peas
Frozen Peas
Action Park
Frozen Peas
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Orson Welles: brilliant director, notorious pitchman.
Fuck for Forest
Fuck for Forest
Action Park
Fuck for Forest
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Do your bit to save the rainforest—have an orgy!
Ashrita Furman
Ashrita Furman
Action Park
Ashrita Furman
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Holds the Guinness World Record for holding the most Guinness World Records.
Garden hermit
Garden hermit
Action Park
Garden hermit
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
In case you are in need of some backyard friends.
Ghost riding
Ghost riding
Action Park
Ghost riding
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A trend popularized by hyphy culture.
Gongoozler
Gongoozler
Action Park
Gongoozler
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A person who likes to watch British canals.
Great Stork Derby
Great Stork Derby
Action Park
Great Stork Derby
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
What could possibly be in the will of a notorious practical joker?
Gurn
Gurn
Action Park
Gurn
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A Western term for creating odd appearances of the face.
Human rainbow
Human rainbow
Action Park
Human rainbow
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A huge gathering of colours.
Hundeprutterutchebane
Hundeprutterutchebane
Action Park
Hundeprutterutchebane
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A rollercoaster themed around dog farts.
Issei Sagawa
Issei Sagawa
Action Park
Issei Sagawa
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Writer, commentator, minor celebrity, murderer, and cannibal.
K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
Action Park
K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Why did the K Foundation burn a million pounds in cash?
Kayfabe
Kayfabe
Action Park
Kayfabe
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
In professional wrestling, the portrayal of events within the industry as real.
Alvin "Shipwreck" Kelly
Alvin "Shipwreck" Kelly
Action Park
Alvin "Shipwreck" Kelly
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Claimed to have survived five shipwrecks, three car crashes and two plane crashes, and still found time to create a craze for sitting on a flagpole for hours at a time.
Killer toy
Killer toy
Action Park
Killer toy
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
When children's toys attack!
Kuchisake-onna
Kuchisake-onna
Action Park
Kuchisake-onna
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A Japanese urban legend (probably). Also known as "the slit-mouthed woman", Kuchisake-onna is asking you if you think she's pretty. No matter what you answer, you're doomed. Except if you say "pomade" three times.
Land diving
Land diving
Action Park
Land diving
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
The original bungee jumpers are from Vanuatu.
Lawnchair Larry flight
Lawnchair Larry flight
Action Park
Lawnchair Larry flight
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Successfully piloted a lawn chair to 16,000 feet (4,900 m) over Los Angeles.
Le Pétomane
Le Pétomane
Action Park
Le Pétomane
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A French entertainer famous in Victorian times for being able to break wind at will. Practitioners of this... art are called flatulists.
Lincoln–Kennedy coincidences urban legend
Lincoln–Kennedy coincidences urban legend
Action Park
Lincoln–Kennedy coincidences urban legend
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Turns out, they have a bit of similarities with each other (not really).
Love lock
Love lock
Action Park
Love lock
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Padlock your love to a fence, and throw away the key. That is if it doesn't get removed first.
MacGuffin
MacGuffin
Action Park
MacGuffin
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
An object whose value lies in its ability to kick-start a plot.
Metafiction
Metafiction
Action Park
Metafiction
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Fiction about fiction.
Mooning the Cog
Mooning the Cog
Action Park
Mooning the Cog
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Bad weather isn't the only reason to avoid the summit of Mount Washington.
Nazi chic
Nazi chic
Action Park
Nazi chic
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
The approving use of Nazi-era style, imagery, and paraphernalia in clothing and popular culture.
Nose picking
Nose picking
Action Park
Nose picking
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
How disgusting!
Robert Opel
Robert Opel
Action Park
Robert Opel
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
The life and eventual murder of the streaker of the 46th Academy Awards.
Pass by catastrophe
Pass by catastrophe
Action Park
Pass by catastrophe
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Has your college just burnt down? Congrats, you now have a bachelor's degree! Sadly, that isn't really the case in reality.
Pen spinning
Pen spinning
Action Park
Pen spinning
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
An activity in which assorted tricks are used to manipulate a pen in aesthetically pleasing ways.
Pesky Pants
Pesky Pants
Action Park
Pesky Pants
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
What happens when two brothers-in-law don't like the same pair of pants? Well, they regift them in increasingly extreme ways until they're accidentally destroyed by 10,000 pounds of molten glass.
Ping pong show
Ping pong show
Action Park
Ping pong show
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
You've heard of baseball metaphors for sex, now get ready for...
Aron Ralston
Aron Ralston
Action Park
Aron Ralston
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
One tough guy who, to escape from death, cut off his own arm with a dull knife after a boulder fell on it. Inspired the movie 127 Hours.
Real-life superhero
Real-life superhero
Action Park
Real-life superhero
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
All you need is a cape and a dream.
Sewer alligator
Sewer alligator
Action Park
Sewer alligator
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A legend that became a pop culture sensation.
Stunting
Stunting
Action Park
Stunting
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
The things radio stations and TV networks will do for attention.
Umarell
Umarell
Action Park
Umarell
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Old people who watch construction sites.
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
Action Park
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A group of people trying to get everyone to stop reproducing.
White Horse Dialogue
White Horse Dialogue
Action Park
White Horse Dialogue
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Did you know, a white horse isn't really a horse?
World Famous Bushman
World Famous Bushman
Action Park
World Famous Bushman
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
A street entertainer in San Francisco who makes a living by pretending to be a bush.
You kids get off my lawn!
You kids get off my lawn!
Action Park
You kids get off my lawn!
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
I'm gonna call your parents, you kids!
Action Park
"There's nothing in the world like"... hiring untrained teenagers, plying guests with alcohol, and letting the accidents stack right up. Most infamously, there was a water slide with a vertical loop that was so dangerous it was barely ever open.
Baseball metaphors for sex
Two of America's favorite pastimes.
Beezin'
A fad in which people apply Burt's Bees lip balm to their eyelids.
Bigipedia
A unique experiment in "broadwebcasting", Bigipedia is the website on your radio. In association with Chianto—"Officially recognised by the EU as a wine-type product or by-product".
"Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!" controversy
T-shirt slogan aimed towards young women, rocks aimed towards young men.
George P. Burdell
A fictitious student officially enrolled at Georgia Tech in 1927, and, except for his "service" in World War II, has been continuously enrolled at the school ever since.
Chicago rat hole
A decades-old rat-shaped hole on a sidewalk in Chicago that garnered international fame in early 2024. Pilgrims made offerings of coins, flowers, toys, food and much more.
Condoman
An Indigenous Australian superhero who advertised condom usage. Surprisingly effective.
Cop slide
A slide in the Boston City Hall Plaza playground that became famous after a viral video of a police officer emerging from the slide going upside-down at an abnormally high rate of speed.
Croydon facelift
A hairstyle peculiar to parts of England.
Cultural depictions of Napoleon
Fictional characters believing they are Napoleon are often used to suggest ill mental health.
Cultural history of the buttocks
A cheeky article.
Evil clown
A recent development in American popular culture in which the playful trope of the clown is rendered as disturbing through the use of dark humor and horror elements.
F.A.T.A.L.
The worst-reviewed tabletop role-playing game of all time, where you roll for your character's anal circumference and can listen to a theme song that "sounds like the Cookie Monster chasing a drum kit being pushed down a flight of stairs".
Flash mob
Wherein a group of people quickly meet up, engage in a random action such as a pillow fight, then disappear just as quickly.
Free Hugs Campaign
Just what the world needs.
Frozen Peas
Orson Welles: brilliant director, notorious pitchman.
Fuck for Forest
Do your bit to save the rainforest—have an orgy!
Ashrita Furman
Holds the Guinness World Record for holding the most Guinness World Records.
Garden hermit
In case you are in need of some backyard friends.
Ghost riding
A trend popularized by hyphy culture.
Gongoozler
A person who likes to watch British canals.
Great Stork Derby
What could possibly be in the will of a notorious practical joker?
Gurn
A Western term for creating odd appearances of the face.
Human rainbow
A huge gathering of colours.
Hundeprutterutchebane
A rollercoaster themed around dog farts.
Issei Sagawa
Writer, commentator, minor celebrity, murderer, and cannibal.
K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
Why did the K Foundation burn a million pounds in cash?
Kayfabe
In professional wrestling, the portrayal of events within the industry as real.
Alvin "Shipwreck" Kelly
Claimed to have survived five shipwrecks, three car crashes and two plane crashes, and still found time to create a craze for sitting on a flagpole for hours at a time.
Killer toy
When children's toys attack!
Kuchisake-onna
A Japanese urban legend (probably). Also known as "the slit-mouthed woman", Kuchisake-onna is asking you if you think she's pretty. No matter what you answer, you're doomed. Except if you say "pomade" three times.
Land diving
The original bungee jumpers are from Vanuatu.
Lawnchair Larry flight
Successfully piloted a lawn chair to 16,000 feet (4,900 m) over Los Angeles.
Le Pétomane
A French entertainer famous in Victorian times for being able to break wind at will. Practitioners of this... art are called flatulists.
Lincoln–Kennedy coincidences urban legend
Turns out, they have a bit of similarities with each other (not really).
Love lock
Padlock your love to a fence, and throw away the key. That is if it doesn't get removed first.
MacGuffin
An object whose value lies in its ability to kick-start a plot.
Metafiction
Fiction about fiction.
Mooning the Cog
Bad weather isn't the only reason to avoid the summit of Mount Washington.
Nazi chic
The approving use of Nazi-era style, imagery, and paraphernalia in clothing and popular culture.
Nose picking
How disgusting!
Robert Opel
The life and eventual murder of the streaker of the 46th Academy Awards.
Pass by catastrophe
Has your college just burnt down? Congrats, you now have a bachelor's degree! Sadly, that isn't really the case in reality.
Pen spinning
An activity in which assorted tricks are used to manipulate a pen in aesthetically pleasing ways.
Pesky Pants
What happens when two brothers-in-law don't like the same pair of pants? Well, they regift them in increasingly extreme ways until they're accidentally destroyed by 10,000 pounds of molten glass.
Ping pong show
You've heard of baseball metaphors for sex, now get ready for...
Aron Ralston
One tough guy who, to escape from death, cut off his own arm with a dull knife after a boulder fell on it. Inspired the movie 127 Hours.
Real-life superhero
All you need is a cape and a dream.
Sewer alligator
A legend that became a pop culture sensation.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Art
America
America
747
America
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A fully-functioning solid gold toilet, formerly on display (and available for use) in one of New York's finest art museums.
Artist's Shit
Artist's Shit
747
Artist's Shit
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A quite literal and humorous meta-art.
Augsburg Book of Miracles
Augsburg Book of Miracles
747
Augsburg Book of Miracles
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A book dated from the 16th century full of weird religious drawings. Featuring a human–donkey–demon hybrid as one of its highlights.
Babylonokia
Babylonokia
747
Babylonokia
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A clay Nokia phone with cuneiform keys. Was once misrepresented as an actual artifact.
Jean-Michel Basquiat (Warhol)
Jean-Michel Basquiat (Warhol)
747
Jean-Michel Basquiat (Warhol)
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A famous artist paints another famous artist with the help of urine.
Big things (Australia)
Big things (Australia)
747
Big things (Australia)
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Giant folk art as tourist traps.
Bliss (photograph)
Bliss (photograph)
747
Bliss (photograph)
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The most viewed photograph in all of human history is... the default wallpaper for Windows XP.
Bog Standard Gallery
Bog Standard Gallery
747
Bog Standard Gallery
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
It's a museum... inside a portable toilet.
Boll Weevil Monument
Boll Weevil Monument
747
Boll Weevil Monument
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The only known monument built to honor an agricultural pest.
Joachim-Raphaël Boronali
Joachim-Raphaël Boronali
747
Joachim-Raphaël Boronali
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The world's most artistically-tailed donkey.
Bottle Rack
Bottle Rack
747
Bottle Rack
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A modern art piece created by Dada artist Marcel Duchamp. His sister, who mistook it for trash, threw it out.
Pierre Brassau
Pierre Brassau
747
Pierre Brassau
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
"That's not art; a chimp could have painted that!"
Cabazon Dinosaurs
Cabazon Dinosaurs
747
Cabazon Dinosaurs
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Comprises of "Dinny the Dinosaur," a larger-than-life, 150 ton sculpture of a brontosaurus in the desert of Southern California west of Palm Springs. Dinny's companion is "Mr. Rex," a 150 ton sculpture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Made by people that think dinosaurs never existed.
Cerne Abbas Giant
Cerne Abbas Giant
747
Cerne Abbas Giant
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A very interesting hill figure in the English countryside.
Chamber of Art and Curiosities, Ambras Castle
Chamber of Art and Curiosities, Ambras Castle
747
Chamber of Art and Curiosities, Ambras Castle
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A cabinet of curiosities created by Ferdinand II, Archduke of Austria in the 16th century.
Christo and Jeanne-Claude
Christo and Jeanne-Claude
747
Christo and Jeanne-Claude
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A pair of 20th century artists that became famous for their colossal side ecological works, such as 1972's Valley Curtain and 2012's The Floating Piers.
Cool S
Cool S
747
Cool S
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A symbol of uncertain origins often used in graffiti.
Corporate Memphis
Corporate Memphis
747
Corporate Memphis
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The name for the art style that is used by several Big Tech companies. Notable key features include little to no facial features, disproportionate limbs, and unusual skin tones.
David Dees
David Dees
747
David Dees
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The Alex Jones of artists.
Degenerate Art exhibition
Degenerate Art exhibition
747
Degenerate Art exhibition
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
When the Nazis exhibited examples of art that they didn't consider "purely German" enough, so people could hate it in person. It ended up drawing visitor numbers that regular art galleries in the country could only dream of.
The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife
The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife
747
The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An 1814 Hokusai woodcut of a woman getting intimate with a pair of octopuses, sometimes described as the originator of tentacle erotica.
Droste effect
Droste effect
747
Droste effect
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The effect of a picture appearing within itself.
Disumbrationism
Disumbrationism
747
Disumbrationism
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A novelist who's never picked up a paintbrush before creates a false art school and submits amateurish paintings as part of it... and is successful for a while.
Earring Magic Ken
Earring Magic Ken
747
Earring Magic Ken
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
How Barbie's boyfriend, in an attempt to look cooler, became a gay icon.
Ecce Homo
Ecce Homo
747
Ecce Homo
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An otherwise-unremarkable fresco of Jesus that was "restored" by an untrained amateur and now looks like a monkey.
Equestrian statue of the Duke of Wellington, Glasgow
Equestrian statue of the Duke of Wellington, Glasgow
747
Equestrian statue of the Duke of Wellington, Glasgow
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Has been regularly topped off with a traffic cone since the 1980s.
Fire photography
Fire photography
747
Fire photography
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The act of taking photographs of firefighting operations.
Fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square
Fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square
747
Fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The horse is missing.
Fremont Troll
Fremont Troll
747
Fremont Troll
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An 18 foot, 13,000 pound concrete sculpture of a troll clutching a Volkswagen Beetle.
Fuckart & Pimp
Fuckart & Pimp
747
Fuckart & Pimp
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Going all the way to own your own art.
Gävle goat
Gävle goat
747
Gävle goat
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A giant straw Yuletide goat that is the target of frequent arson attacks and vandalism.
Geostationary Banana Over Texas
Geostationary Banana Over Texas
747
Geostationary Banana Over Texas
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An Argentinian artist's plan(?) to launch a banana-shaped airship over Texas.
Hahn/Cock
Hahn/Cock
747
Hahn/Cock
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A giant blue cock in Trafalgar Square.
Headington Shark
Headington Shark
747
Headington Shark
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An Oxford man has had a 25-foot (7.6 m) long sculpture of a shark embedded headfirst into the roof of his unassuming house since 1986.
He-gassen
He-gassen
747
He-gassen
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
It really puts the "art" in "fart".
Hellmouth
Hellmouth
747
Hellmouth
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The entrance to Hell envisaged as the gaping mouth of a huge monster, an image which first appears in Anglo-Saxon art.
Hobby tunneling
Hobby tunneling
747
Hobby tunneling
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Some people just love to dig.
Howard Hallis
Howard Hallis
747
Howard Hallis
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An artist who attempted to draw the "Picture of Everything", a massive painting containing drawings of thousands of people and items, both real and imaginary.
Imigongo
Imigongo
747
Imigongo
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Rwandan art made from cow dung.
Megumi Igarashi
Megumi Igarashi
747
Megumi Igarashi
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Perhaps the world's most prominent in the field of drawing and sculpting the vulva.
Jazz
Jazz
747
Jazz
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An iconic 1990s disposable cup design.
Jean-Michel Basquiat
Jean-Michel Basquiat
747
Jean-Michel Basquiat
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Related to Piss Christ (see below), but made with dried urine. And by Andy Warhol.
Katrina refrigerator
Katrina refrigerator
747
Katrina refrigerator
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Loot this! Free meal inside!
Knitta Please
Knitta Please
747
Knitta Please
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
NYC hip hop graffiti knitters.
Kryptos
Kryptos
747
Kryptos
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A sculpture on the grounds of the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency containing four encrypted messages, only three of which have been solved.
Latte art
Latte art
747
Latte art
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The best art is caffeinated.
Latrinalia
Latrinalia
747
Latrinalia
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The sage and insightful scribblings on your local public bathroom wall.
Marco Evaristti
Marco Evaristti
747
Marco Evaristti
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Don't even think about going to a dinner party hosted by this artist unless you want agnolotti pasta topped with a meatball made using his own fat. He also put fish in blenders for one display and painted a waterfall with fruit juice.
Musca depicta
Musca depicta
747
Musca depicta
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
For some reason, a lot of artists wanted you to think a fly had landed on their paintings.
Museum of Bad Art
Museum of Bad Art
747
Museum of Bad Art
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A Museum "dedicated to the collection, preservation, and exhibition of really awful artwork".
New York City I
New York City I
747
New York City I
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Has been hung upside down for four decades, without anyone noticing until recently.
Emil Nolde
Emil Nolde
747
Emil Nolde
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The curious case of an artist who was an avid supporter of Nazism, yet was later featured in the country's "degenerate art" gallery (see above).
Paintings by Adolf Hitler
Paintings by Adolf Hitler
747
Paintings by Adolf Hitler
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The dictator and perpetrator of one of the worst genocides in history was also a painter. One can only imagine a world where he got accepted into art school.
Pantone 448 C
Pantone 448 C
747
Pantone 448 C
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
"Drab dark brown", the least attractive colour, according to research. Used for plain tobacco packaging.
Phallic architecture
Phallic architecture
747
Phallic architecture
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Does the Washington Monument, Ypsilanti Water Tower or People's Daily building remind you of something?
Pink Lady
Pink Lady
747
Pink Lady
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
In 1966, a woman secretly painted a 60-foot (18 m) tall portrait of a nude woman over a tunnel and sued when the county tried to take it down.
Piss Christ
Piss Christ
747
Piss Christ
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A photo of a crucifix encased within a tank of the artist's urine.
Portland International Airport carpet
Portland International Airport carpet
747
Portland International Airport carpet
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A carpet design so famous that it gained a cult following.
Pricasso
Pricasso
747
Pricasso
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A man who paints with his genitalia.
La Princesse
La Princesse
747
La Princesse
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A 15-metre (50 ft) mechanical spider which stomped about Liverpool in 2008.
Project Graham
Project Graham
747
Project Graham
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A work of art "symboliz[ing] the vulnerability of human bodies in [car] crashes".
Abel Ramírez Águilar
Abel Ramírez Águilar
747
Abel Ramírez Águilar
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A Mexican sculptor who made a name for himself in ice and snow sculpture after winning gold at the 1992 Winter Olympics.
Le Rêve
Le Rêve
747
Le Rêve
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A Picasso painting that purportedly would have sold for a record price had its owner, Steve Wynn, not accidentally poked a hole in it, and which eventually did sell for a different record price.
Roundabout dog
Roundabout dog
747
Roundabout dog
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Seen any dog on the loose while out driving lately? Chances are it's a roundabout dog.
Sacred Cod
Sacred Cod
747
Sacred Cod
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
There's also a "Holy Mackerel", Batman.
Scandinavian Institute of Comparative Vandalism
Scandinavian Institute of Comparative Vandalism
747
Scandinavian Institute of Comparative Vandalism
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Mine is better than yours.
Secretum (British Museum)
Secretum (British Museum)
747
Secretum (British Museum)
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The British Museum's "Homework" folder during the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
Seedfeeder
Seedfeeder
747
Seedfeeder
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An illustrator who contributed around 48 free-use drawings to Wikipedia, each being sexually-graphic drawings for articles on each (in)appropriate act. Lives up to their name, don't they?
Andres Serrano
Andres Serrano
747
Andres Serrano
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An artist who submerged a crucifix in his own urine and photographed it. Also created album covers for Metallica by mixing his other bodily fluids.
Sheela na gig
Sheela na gig
747
Sheela na gig
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A medieval stone carving of a woman exposing her genitals.
Les Songes drolatiques de Pantagruel
Les Songes drolatiques de Pantagruel
747
Les Songes drolatiques de Pantagruel
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A spin-off of the famous medieval book Pantagruel, about the adventures of a gluttonous gigantic being; in the illustrated book, we can have a clue of what that wonderful fella dreams at night. Spoiler alert: it's all hellish creatures.
Stay Up Late
Stay Up Late
747
Stay Up Late
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
What happens when a furry fandom artist donates an erotic painting to a televised auction on a PBS member station? If you guessed "John Oliver seeks it out and buys it decades later to make a point about the scarcity of COVID-19 vaccines.", then you're 100% correct!
Superlambanana
Superlambanana
747
Superlambanana
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A statue in Liverpool that's half-lamb, half-banana.
Tennis Girl
Tennis Girl
747
Tennis Girl
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Photo of a girl with no underwear that became so popular politicians began to cosplay it.
Thomasson
Thomasson
747
Thomasson
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
Finding the art in things that are still maintained despite being useless.
Tillie
Tillie
747
Tillie
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An odd painting of a grinning face that used to be on the Palace Amusements building in Asbury Park, New Jersey before it was demolished.
Tipu's Tiger
Tipu's Tiger
747
Tipu's Tiger
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A very... curious mechanical toy created for Indian ruler Tipu Sultan that represented his feelings for the expansionist East India Company on the Indian sub-continent.
Trump, the Buddha of Knowing of the Western Paradise
Trump, the Buddha of Knowing of the Western Paradise
747
Trump, the Buddha of Knowing of the Western Paradise
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A surreal Buddha-ified statue of Donald Trump, promoted on Taobao with the slogan "make your company great again".
Turnip Prize
Turnip Prize
747
Turnip Prize
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
The prize that satirises modern art by giving awards to low-effort collections of junk. Bonus points for titling it with a bad pun.
Unique Forms of Continuity in Space
Unique Forms of Continuity in Space
747
Unique Forms of Continuity in Space
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
At least sixteen casts of this "unique" sculpture exist. Not to mention that the sculptor already made a few similar designs.
William Utermohlen
William Utermohlen
747
William Utermohlen
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
An artist who drew self-portraits after being diagnosed with probable Alzheimer's disease in 1995, and would continue these portraits for six years, until 2001.
Les UX
Les UX
747
Les UX
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
A French artistic movement that expresses itself in underground places.
747
A performance art piece in which the artist fired shots at a Boeing 747 flying overhead, leading him to be questioned by the FBI.
America
A fully-functioning solid gold toilet, formerly on display (and available for use) in one of New York's finest art museums.
Artist's Shit
A quite literal and humorous meta-art.
Augsburg Book of Miracles
A book dated from the 16th century full of weird religious drawings. Featuring a human–donkey–demon hybrid as one of its highlights.
Babylonokia
A clay Nokia phone with cuneiform keys. Was once misrepresented as an actual artifact.
Jean-Michel Basquiat (Warhol)
A famous artist paints another famous artist with the help of urine.
Big things (Australia)
Giant folk art as tourist traps.
Bliss (photograph)
The most viewed photograph in all of human history is... the default wallpaper for Windows XP.
Bog Standard Gallery
It's a museum... inside a portable toilet.
Boll Weevil Monument
The only known monument built to honor an agricultural pest.
Joachim-Raphaël Boronali
The world's most artistically-tailed donkey.
Bottle Rack
A modern art piece created by Dada artist Marcel Duchamp. His sister, who mistook it for trash, threw it out.
Pierre Brassau
"That's not art; a chimp could have painted that!"
Cabazon Dinosaurs
Comprises of "Dinny the Dinosaur," a larger-than-life, 150 ton sculpture of a brontosaurus in the desert of Southern California west of Palm Springs. Dinny's companion is "Mr. Rex," a 150 ton sculpture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Made by people that think dinosaurs never existed.
Cerne Abbas Giant
A very interesting hill figure in the English countryside.
Chamber of Art and Curiosities, Ambras Castle
A cabinet of curiosities created by Ferdinand II, Archduke of Austria in the 16th century.
Christo and Jeanne-Claude
A pair of 20th century artists that became famous for their colossal side ecological works, such as 1972's Valley Curtain and 2012's The Floating Piers.
Cool S
A symbol of uncertain origins often used in graffiti.
Corporate Memphis
The name for the art style that is used by several Big Tech companies. Notable key features include little to no facial features, disproportionate limbs, and unusual skin tones.
David Dees
The Alex Jones of artists.
Degenerate Art exhibition
When the Nazis exhibited examples of art that they didn't consider "purely German" enough, so people could hate it in person. It ended up drawing visitor numbers that regular art galleries in the country could only dream of.
The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife
An 1814 Hokusai woodcut of a woman getting intimate with a pair of octopuses, sometimes described as the originator of tentacle erotica.
Droste effect
The effect of a picture appearing within itself.
Disumbrationism
A novelist who's never picked up a paintbrush before creates a false art school and submits amateurish paintings as part of it... and is successful for a while.
Earring Magic Ken
How Barbie's boyfriend, in an attempt to look cooler, became a gay icon.
Ecce Homo
An otherwise-unremarkable fresco of Jesus that was "restored" by an untrained amateur and now looks like a monkey.
Equestrian statue of the Duke of Wellington, Glasgow
Has been regularly topped off with a traffic cone since the 1980s.
Fire photography
The act of taking photographs of firefighting operations.
Fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square
The horse is missing.
Fremont Troll
An 18 foot, 13,000 pound concrete sculpture of a troll clutching a Volkswagen Beetle.
Fuckart & Pimp
Going all the way to own your own art.
Gävle goat
A giant straw Yuletide goat that is the target of frequent arson attacks and vandalism.
Geostationary Banana Over Texas
An Argentinian artist's plan(?) to launch a banana-shaped airship over Texas.
Hahn/Cock
A giant blue cock in Trafalgar Square.
Headington Shark
An Oxford man has had a 25-foot (7.6 m) long sculpture of a shark embedded headfirst into the roof of his unassuming house since 1986.
He-gassen
It really puts the "art" in "fart".
Hellmouth
The entrance to Hell envisaged as the gaping mouth of a huge monster, an image which first appears in Anglo-Saxon art.
Hobby tunneling
Some people just love to dig.
Howard Hallis
An artist who attempted to draw the "Picture of Everything", a massive painting containing drawings of thousands of people and items, both real and imaginary.
Imigongo
Rwandan art made from cow dung.
Megumi Igarashi
Perhaps the world's most prominent in the field of drawing and sculpting the vulva.
Jazz
An iconic 1990s disposable cup design.
Jean-Michel Basquiat
Related to Piss Christ (see below), but made with dried urine. And by Andy Warhol.
Katrina refrigerator
Loot this! Free meal inside!
Knitta Please
NYC hip hop graffiti knitters.
Kryptos
A sculpture on the grounds of the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency containing four encrypted messages, only three of which have been solved.
Latte art
The best art is caffeinated.
Latrinalia
The sage and insightful scribblings on your local public bathroom wall.
Marco Evaristti
Don't even think about going to a dinner party hosted by this artist unless you want agnolotti pasta topped with a meatball made using his own fat. He also put fish in blenders for one display and painted a waterfall with fruit juice.
Musca depicta
For some reason, a lot of artists wanted you to think a fly had landed on their paintings.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Comics and animation
Aachi & Ssipak
Aachi & Ssipak
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Aachi & Ssipak
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A South Korean animated film about a dystopian future where poop is used as a power source.
Acme Corporation
Acme Corporation
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Acme Corporation
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Their products have been used and endorsed by all the best cartoon characters.
Afghanis-tan
Afghanis-tan
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Afghanis-tan
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Central Asian history has never been cuter. (Osama bin Laden makes an appearance as a turban-wearing stray cat.)
Archie Meets the Punisher
Archie Meets the Punisher
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Archie Meets the Punisher
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
The team-up you thought would never happen.
Archie vs. Predator
Archie vs. Predator
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Archie vs. Predator
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Teenagers somehow become worthy game.
Behind Closed Doors (book)
Behind Closed Doors (book)
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Behind Closed Doors (book)
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
An unreleased book of pornographic SpongeBob SquarePants drawings by some of the storyboard artists, partially leaked in July 2023.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A Japanese manga whose subject matter is as surreal as its title.
Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A slasher-themed parody of the Peanuts TV series with a mass-murdering Charlie Brown, whose director went on to work for Disney.
Captain Euro
Captain Euro
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Captain Euro
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Have you just introduced a new currency and want to promote it? Do what the European Union did when they introduced the Euro - create a superhero.
Cat Soup
Cat Soup
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Cat Soup
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
An anime short film about cute cats? Wrong! Actually a surrealist short film about concepts such as nihilism, child mortality, the afterlife or lack thereof, etc.
Cartoon physics
Cartoon physics
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Cartoon physics
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
In animation, humour takes precedence over the ordinary laws of physics.
Censored Eleven
Censored Eleven
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Censored Eleven
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A group of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons pulled from syndication due to their racist depictions of black people.
Cheat Slayer
Cheat Slayer
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Cheat Slayer
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
An isekai manga axed after just one chapter when it was noticed that the villains were thinly-veiled clones of other isekai heroes.
Clop
Clop
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Clop
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Who knew erotic depictions of sapient yet still non-humanoid horses would be a thing?
Corona-chan
Corona-chan
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Corona-chan
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A fictional personification of the coronavirus which caused racial controversies.
"Cow tools"
"Cow tools"
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
"Cow tools"
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A cartoon from the comic strip The Far Side that was so confusing thousands of people called the author trying to understand its meaning.
Comic book death
Comic book death
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Comic book death
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Comic book characters have a tendency to rarely, if ever, stay dead.
Dennis the Menace
Dennis the Menace
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Dennis the Menace
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Two comic strips, in the United Kingdom and the United States, that debuted on the exact same day, with the exact same name.
Der Fuehrer's Face
Der Fuehrer's Face
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Der Fuehrer's Face
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Donald Duck won an Oscar as a Hitler-saluting Nazi.
Drawn Together
Drawn Together
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Drawn Together
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Every cartoon stereotype ever, in the Big Brother house. Also has its very own movie!
Ebola-chan
Ebola-chan
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Ebola-chan
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Fictional personification of the Ebola virus promoted with racist intentions.
Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure
Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A short pornographic cartoon from the 1920s about a man with an oversized, sentient detachable penis.
Felidae
Felidae
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Felidae
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A German animated film notorious for its graphic depictions of violence against cats.
Foreskin Man
Foreskin Man
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Foreskin Man
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Does whatever a foreskin can to stop circumcision. Also apparently anti-Semitic.
Homosexuality in the Batman franchise
Homosexuality in the Batman franchise
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Homosexuality in the Batman franchise
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Do Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson do more together than fighting crime?
ISIS-chan
ISIS-chan
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
ISIS-chan
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Created by Japanese internet users to purposely offset search results for... the actual thing it was referencing.
I Will Survive
I Will Survive
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
I Will Survive
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
The "Zootopia abortion comic", which is somehow stranger than that three-word synopsis suggests.
Jenny Everywhere
Jenny Everywhere
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Jenny Everywhere
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
An open-source webcomic character.
Kuso Miso Technique
Kuso Miso Technique
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Kuso Miso Technique
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A homoerotic, scatological manga that ended up becoming an online meme.
Lily Hoshikawa
Lily Hoshikawa
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Lily Hoshikawa
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A transgender zombie girl from an anime about the resurrection of dead idols had an unexpected Parliamentary debut.
Loss.jpg
Loss.jpg
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Loss.jpg
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A strip that takes four panels and zero words to describe a miscarriage. In a gaming webcomic. It comes as no surprise that many people didn't take it very lightly.
Manga Bible
Manga Bible
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Manga Bible
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
And the Lord said unto John, 「お前はもう死んでいる」.
The Metric Marvels
The Metric Marvels
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
The Metric Marvels
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
As part of the 1970s campaign to encourage use of the metric system in the U.S, the creators of Schoolhouse Rock! produced these shorts to teach children about liters, meters, and most things in between.
Moe anthropomorphism
Moe anthropomorphism
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Moe anthropomorphism
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Even a washing machine can be the girl of your dreams. (See Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan below)
Mickey Mouse in Vietnam
Mickey Mouse in Vietnam
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Mickey Mouse in Vietnam
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Mickey goes off to fight the Viet Cong. Unauthorised by Disney, of course. By the way, the film director's son was later one of the co-hosts for MythBusters.
Mr. Immortal
Mr. Immortal
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Mr. Immortal
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A Marvel Comics superhero with no special powers except immortality, who has been killed in ways including crushing, burning, self-impalement on giant novelty scissors, bear trap, cannon, chainsaw, piranhas, ferrets, spear, python, and alcohol poisoning (three times). Prone to fits of rage upon returning to life.
My Little Pony/Transformers
My Little Pony/Transformers
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
My Little Pony/Transformers
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
The crossover of the millennium.
NFL SuperPro
NFL SuperPro
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
NFL SuperPro
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Super Bowl meets superheroes.
Pinky & Pepper Forever
Pinky & Pepper Forever
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Pinky & Pepper Forever
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A short furry graphic novel dealing with themes such as Catholicism, lesbianism, relationship struggles, BDSM, suicide, and the afterlife, expressed through characters from a short-lived line of fashion dolls.
Pokémon episodes removed from rotation"Dennō Senshi Porygon"
Pokémon episodes removed from rotation"Dennō Senshi Porygon"
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Pokémon episodes removed from rotation"Dennō Senshi Porygon"
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
For various reasons, when it comes to the Pokémon TV show, you can't watch 'em all. The most infamous being the "seizure episode", as it's become known.
Popetown
Popetown
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Popetown
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Due to complaints by Catholics, this animated series' original broadcaster BBC Three never showed it at all.
Syncro-Vox
Syncro-Vox
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Syncro-Vox
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
A very unnerving solution to animating lip movements: slap real actors' lips on your cartoons.
Squirrel and Hedgehog
Squirrel and Hedgehog
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Squirrel and Hedgehog
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
The height of the North Korean animation industry. A tale of talking animals as an allegory for the North Korean version of history, featuring Americans depicted as laser-eyed wolves.
Syaoran Li Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, clone)Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, original)
Syaoran Li Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, clone)Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, original)
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Syaoran Li Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, clone)Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, original)
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
What happens on Wikipedia when a group of manga artists take a character from one of their earlier works and perform several cross-references and plot twists. From the creators of a manga that currently ends at Volume 18.5.
Tentacle erotica
Tentacle erotica
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Tentacle erotica
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Human-cephalopod sexual relations, popular in hentai.
The Leader
The Leader
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
The Leader
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Chinese propaganda anime based on the life of Karl Marx.
Tiger Mask donation phenomenon
Tiger Mask donation phenomenon
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Tiger Mask donation phenomenon
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
The other time manga's most famous pro wrestler entered the real world.
Truck-kun
Truck-kun
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Truck-kun
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
The character responsible for sending more protagonists to other worlds than any other.
Year Hare Affair
Year Hare Affair
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Year Hare Affair
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Cute animals resembling countries, some of which are national animals portraying the modern history of China.
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
A collection of illustrations all about exactly that - its first edition sold over 2 million copies.
Aachi & Ssipak
A South Korean animated film about a dystopian future where poop is used as a power source.
Acme Corporation
Their products have been used and endorsed by all the best cartoon characters.
Afghanis-tan
Central Asian history has never been cuter. (Osama bin Laden makes an appearance as a turban-wearing stray cat.)
Archie Meets the Punisher
The team-up you thought would never happen.
Archie vs. Predator
Teenagers somehow become worthy game.
Behind Closed Doors (book)
An unreleased book of pornographic SpongeBob SquarePants drawings by some of the storyboard artists, partially leaked in July 2023.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
A Japanese manga whose subject matter is as surreal as its title.
Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
A slasher-themed parody of the Peanuts TV series with a mass-murdering Charlie Brown, whose director went on to work for Disney.
Captain Euro
Have you just introduced a new currency and want to promote it? Do what the European Union did when they introduced the Euro - create a superhero.
Cat Soup
An anime short film about cute cats? Wrong! Actually a surrealist short film about concepts such as nihilism, child mortality, the afterlife or lack thereof, etc.
Cartoon physics
In animation, humour takes precedence over the ordinary laws of physics.
Censored Eleven
A group of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons pulled from syndication due to their racist depictions of black people.
Cheat Slayer
An isekai manga axed after just one chapter when it was noticed that the villains were thinly-veiled clones of other isekai heroes.
Clop
Who knew erotic depictions of sapient yet still non-humanoid horses would be a thing?
Corona-chan
A fictional personification of the coronavirus which caused racial controversies.
"Cow tools"
A cartoon from the comic strip The Far Side that was so confusing thousands of people called the author trying to understand its meaning.
Comic book death
Comic book characters have a tendency to rarely, if ever, stay dead.
Dennis the Menace
Two comic strips, in the United Kingdom and the United States, that debuted on the exact same day, with the exact same name.
Der Fuehrer's Face
Donald Duck won an Oscar as a Hitler-saluting Nazi.
Drawn Together
Every cartoon stereotype ever, in the Big Brother house. Also has its very own movie!
Ebola-chan
Fictional personification of the Ebola virus promoted with racist intentions.
Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure
A short pornographic cartoon from the 1920s about a man with an oversized, sentient detachable penis.
Felidae
A German animated film notorious for its graphic depictions of violence against cats.
Foreskin Man
Does whatever a foreskin can to stop circumcision. Also apparently anti-Semitic.
Homosexuality in the Batman franchise
Do Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson do more together than fighting crime?
ISIS-chan
Created by Japanese internet users to purposely offset search results for... the actual thing it was referencing.
I Will Survive
The "Zootopia abortion comic", which is somehow stranger than that three-word synopsis suggests.
Jenny Everywhere
An open-source webcomic character.
Kuso Miso Technique
A homoerotic, scatological manga that ended up becoming an online meme.
Lily Hoshikawa
A transgender zombie girl from an anime about the resurrection of dead idols had an unexpected Parliamentary debut.
Loss.jpg
A strip that takes four panels and zero words to describe a miscarriage. In a gaming webcomic. It comes as no surprise that many people didn't take it very lightly.
Manga Bible
And the Lord said unto John, 「お前はもう死んでいる」.
The Metric Marvels
As part of the 1970s campaign to encourage use of the metric system in the U.S, the creators of Schoolhouse Rock! produced these shorts to teach children about liters, meters, and most things in between.
Moe anthropomorphism
Even a washing machine can be the girl of your dreams. (See Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan below)
Mickey Mouse in Vietnam
Mickey goes off to fight the Viet Cong. Unauthorised by Disney, of course. By the way, the film director's son was later one of the co-hosts for MythBusters.
Mr. Immortal
A Marvel Comics superhero with no special powers except immortality, who has been killed in ways including crushing, burning, self-impalement on giant novelty scissors, bear trap, cannon, chainsaw, piranhas, ferrets, spear, python, and alcohol poisoning (three times). Prone to fits of rage upon returning to life.
My Little Pony/Transformers
The crossover of the millennium.
NFL SuperPro
Super Bowl meets superheroes.
Pinky & Pepper Forever
A short furry graphic novel dealing with themes such as Catholicism, lesbianism, relationship struggles, BDSM, suicide, and the afterlife, expressed through characters from a short-lived line of fashion dolls.
Pokémon episodes removed from rotation"Dennō Senshi Porygon"
For various reasons, when it comes to the Pokémon TV show, you can't watch 'em all. The most infamous being the "seizure episode", as it's become known.
Popetown
Due to complaints by Catholics, this animated series' original broadcaster BBC Three never showed it at all.
Syncro-Vox
A very unnerving solution to animating lip movements: slap real actors' lips on your cartoons.
Squirrel and Hedgehog
The height of the North Korean animation industry. A tale of talking animals as an allegory for the North Korean version of history, featuring Americans depicted as laser-eyed wolves.
Syaoran Li Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, clone)Syaoran (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, original)
What happens on Wikipedia when a group of manga artists take a character from one of their earlier works and perform several cross-references and plot twists. From the creators of a manga that currently ends at Volume 18.5.
Tentacle erotica
Human-cephalopod sexual relations, popular in hentai.
The Leader
Chinese propaganda anime based on the life of Karl Marx.
Tiger Mask donation phenomenon
The other time manga's most famous pro wrestler entered the real world.
Truck-kun
The character responsible for sending more protagonists to other worlds than any other.
Year Hare Affair
Cute animals resembling countries, some of which are national animals portraying the modern history of China.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Literature
1601
1601
Col 1
1601
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A quite risqué squib telling a conversation between Queen Elizabeth I and various famous 16th century writers fully on scatological topics, described as "the most famous piece of pornography in American literature". Notably written by Mark Twain.
112 Gripes About the French
112 Gripes About the French
Col 1
112 Gripes About the French
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A handbook produced to help American soldiers understand the French.
A True Story
A True Story
Col 1
A True Story
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An Ancient Greek parody of tall tales that were told as true in ancient sources, that contains the first literary references to space travel and fighting wars against aliens. The story ends with "the biggest lie of all" - a promise of future sequels.
A Void
A Void
Col 1
A Void
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An entire novel written without using the letter e. See also Gadsby below.
Aldiborontiphoskyphorniostikos
Aldiborontiphoskyphorniostikos
Col 1
Aldiborontiphoskyphorniostikos
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Published in 1825 as a Victorian children's book and described as "a round game for merry parties", the object of the game was to quickly recite alphabetical tongue-twisting mock-Latin gibberish.
Alien space bats
Alien space bats
Col 1
Alien space bats
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An implausible divergence from the real world, used as a plot device in alternate history.
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
Col 1
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The practice of binding books in human skin.
Archaeology, Anthropology, and Interstellar Communication
Archaeology, Anthropology, and Interstellar Communication
Col 1
Archaeology, Anthropology, and Interstellar Communication
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Your helpful NASA guide on talking to aliens.
Atlanta Nights
Atlanta Nights
Col 1
Atlanta Nights
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A group of science fiction authors get together and deliberately write an absolutely horrible novel to fool and embarrass a "vanity publisher".
Bad Sex in Fiction Award
Bad Sex in Fiction Award
Col 1
Bad Sex in Fiction Award
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Created to draw attention to the worst-of-the-worst in describing sex.
The Beginning Was the End
The Beginning Was the End
Col 1
The Beginning Was the End
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A piece of racist pseudoscience written by a self-proclaimed psychic, that posits man devolved from a species of intelligent cannibalistic apes. Would be completely obscure if not for Devo.
Betteridge's law of headlines
Betteridge's law of headlines
Col 1
Betteridge's law of headlines
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Why, when a newspaper asks a yes-no question, the answer is usually "no".
Big Dumb Object
Big Dumb Object
Col 1
Big Dumb Object
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Objects in science fiction literature and media that are specifically created to be interesting. Too bad they'll probably be overlooked with a name like this...
The Book of Heroic Failures
The Book of Heroic Failures
Col 1
The Book of Heroic Failures
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A book which glorifies failure. Started off by the Not Terribly Good Club of Great Britain. The book was a success and thus declared a "failure as a failure".
Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year
Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year
Col 1
Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Who can forget such classics as Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers, How to Avoid Huge Ships or Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the Other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts?
La Bougie du Sapeur
La Bougie du Sapeur
Col 1
La Bougie du Sapeur
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A French newspaper published every February 29th.
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
Col 1
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A contest to find the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels.
Cain's Jawbone
Cain's Jawbone
Col 1
Cain's Jawbone
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A murder mystery puzzle book that only three people have solved since it was published in 1934.
Catullus 16
Catullus 16
Col 1
Catullus 16
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An explicit ancient Roman poem whose opening line has been described as "one of the filthiest expressions ever written in Latin".
The Anarchist Cookbook
The Anarchist Cookbook
Col 1
The Anarchist Cookbook
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Have you ever been in need of an easy-to-follow bomb manual? Well, now you have it.
Codex Seraphinianus
Codex Seraphinianus
Col 1
Codex Seraphinianus
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An illustrated encyclopedia of an imaginary world, written in an imaginary language.
Confessions of an English Opium-Eater
Confessions of an English Opium-Eater
Col 1
Confessions of an English Opium-Eater
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
This highly popular autobiographical account about the effects of laudanum led several English authors to opium use.
Henry Darger
Henry Darger
Col 1
Henry Darger
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Writer of a 15,000-page manuscript along with several thousand watercolor paintings and other drawings illustrating the story, who rarely left his small room. His word was worth millions a few years after his death.
Dinosaur erotica
Dinosaur erotica
Col 1
Dinosaur erotica
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Have you ever been Taken by a T-Rex or Ravished by a Triceratops?
Death poem
Death poem
Col 1
Death poem
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The urge to have famous last words, taken to its logical, carefully rewritten extreme.
Empty book
Empty book
Col 1
Empty book
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A literal example of why you should not judge a book by its cover.
English as She Is Spoke
English as She Is Spoke
Col 1
English as She Is Spoke
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A Portuguese–English phrasebook translated from a Portuguese–French phrasebook by a man who spoke no English. What could go right?
English-language editions of The Hobbit
English-language editions of The Hobbit
Col 1
English-language editions of The Hobbit
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Now collectors' items because of their printing differences.
Evil laughter
Evil laughter
Col 1
Evil laughter
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
"Mua-ha-haha-ha-haaa" and the like.
The Eye of Argon
The Eye of Argon
Col 1
The Eye of Argon
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An infamously bad heroic fantasy novella, written in 1970 by Jim Theis and circulated anonymously in science fiction fandom since then.
Fallout: Equestria
Fallout: Equestria
Col 1
Fallout: Equestria
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A five volume, 620,000-word long crossover fanfiction of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and the post-apocalyptic Fallout video game franchise.
The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women
The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women
Col 1
The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A 1558 diatribe by John Knox against Mary, Queen of Scots and Mary Tudor.
Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley
Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley
Col 1
Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A non-existent book by a non-existent author, created for a Yellow Pages UK ad, and made real eight years later.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"
Col 1
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Supposedly the shortest story possible in the English language, though Ernest Hemingway had nothing to do with it.
Future Library project
Future Library project
Col 1
Future Library project
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Project that collects an original work by a popular writer every year from 2014 to 2114. The works will remain unread and unpublished until 2114; one thousand trees were specially planted for the project; the 100 manuscripts will be printed using paper made from the trees.
Gadsby
Gadsby
Col 1
Gadsby
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A 50,110-word long book famous for (mostly) not using the letter "e".
Grammarians' War
Grammarians' War
Col 1
Grammarians' War
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
At the start of the 16th century, British schoolmasters were insulting one another. In Latin, of course.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Col 1
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Textbook on rationality disguised as a Harry Potter fanfiction.
Hawking Index
Hawking Index
Col 1
Hawking Index
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Are you one of the 1.9% to have read Hillary Clinton's Hard Choices from cover-to-cover?
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed
Col 1
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The perfect picture book for your little conservative.
Hitler Diaries
Hitler Diaries
Col 1
Hitler Diaries
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A sensational discovery in 1983, which turned out to be an elaborate hoax.
Hitler Homer Bible Christ
Hitler Homer Bible Christ
Col 1
Hitler Homer Bible Christ
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A book whose full title is "Hitler Homer Bible Christ: The Historical Papers of Richard Carrier 1995–2013". A collection of Richard Carrier's historical works on the origins of Christianity, Greco-Roman culture, and critical method. I don't think it's hard to tell what the humorous part of this is.
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
Col 1
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An evangelical Christian version of the Harry Potter series, featuring creationism, anti-Catholicism, and Biblical references that assume you have a Bible handy. Maybe written by a traditionalist wife and mother for her children, maybe a hoax - who knows?
How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming
How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming
Col 1
How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
No, this isn't about the murder of a Disney character. This is the memoir of the man responsible for declassifying Pluto.
A Hundred Thousand Billion Poems
A Hundred Thousand Billion Poems
Col 1
A Hundred Thousand Billion Poems
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Mix-and-match lines of ten sonnets with the same rhymes, to get one of up to 1014 (= 100,000,000,000,000) different poems.
I Am a Cat
I Am a Cat
Col 1
I Am a Cat
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A novel written from the perspective of a cat.
I Am God
I Am God
Col 1
I Am God
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A novel in which God is made to keep a diary to chronicle his love for an atheist.
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
Col 1
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A pro-transgender story, written by a transgender woman, that's named after a transphobic meme.
I, Libertine
I, Libertine
Col 1
I, Libertine
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A non-existent novel that was the subject of a hoax intended to criticize the manner in which best-seller lists are determined.
If Israel Lost the War
If Israel Lost the War
Col 1
If Israel Lost the War
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A very soft alternate history romance.
The Iraq War: A Historiography of Wikipedia Changelogs
The Iraq War: A Historiography of Wikipedia Changelogs
Col 1
The Iraq War: A Historiography of Wikipedia Changelogs
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Ten editions' worth of history of the Iraq War, as told through changes to the Wikipedia page that was just linked.
Jennifer Mills News
Jennifer Mills News
Col 1
Jennifer Mills News
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A weekly newspaper written by, and about, herself since 2002.
The Jungle
The Jungle
Col 1
The Jungle
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
This exposé on the meat factories of the 1900s would result in the passage of the Federal Meat Inspection Act and later, by extension, the FDA.
L'Art de péter
L'Art de péter
Col 1
L'Art de péter
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A pioneering treatise on farts.
Lajja
Lajja
Col 1
Lajja
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
How this 1993 novel was the primary reason for the exile of its author overseas.
Lecherous Limericks
Lecherous Limericks
Col 1
Lecherous Limericks
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Dirty limericks by Isaac Asimov.
Lesbian vampire
Lesbian vampire
Col 1
Lesbian vampire
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
They don't bite...necks.
A Letter to a Royal Academy
A Letter to a Royal Academy
Col 1
A Letter to a Royal Academy
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An essay written by Benjamin Franklin about flatulence.
"Lines on the Antiquity of Microbes"
"Lines on the Antiquity of Microbes"
Col 1
"Lines on the Antiquity of Microbes"
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
This might sound quite intimidating but it's actually one of the shortest poems of all time at a whopping three words over two lines.
"Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den"
"Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den"
Col 1
"Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den"
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A poem written by a Chinese poet in Classical Chinese. It can be read and understood by all who understand the language, even though it consists entirely of the word "shi" repeated 92 times in different tones.
Lobby Lud
Lobby Lud
Col 1
Lobby Lud
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
"You are ____ and I claim my five pounds".
Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon
Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon
Col 1
Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A fictional dish with a quite long name.
Magical Negro
Magical Negro
Col 1
Magical Negro
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An outdated stock character who helps out white protagonists.
William McGonagall
William McGonagall
Col 1
William McGonagall
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A writer widely held to be the worst poet in the English language.
Men in Aida
Men in Aida
Col 1
Men in Aida
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A homoerotic homophonic translation of Homer: "Men in Aida, they appeal, eh? A day, O Achilles."
The Meaning of Hitler
The Meaning of Hitler
Col 1
The Meaning of Hitler
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Sir Max Hastings called it 'among the best' studies of Hitler.
Yukio Mishima
Yukio Mishima
Col 1
Yukio Mishima
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The only Literature Nobel nominee to attempt a bloody coup of his government (with only four supporters). It's still unclear exactly why.
Mock Turtle
Mock Turtle
Col 1
Mock Turtle
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The weirdest, and least recorded, character in Alice in Wonderland.
Monostich
Monostich
Col 1
Monostich
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Poetry doesn't need rhyme, or meter, or in this case, even more than one line.
My Immortal
My Immortal
Col 1
My Immortal
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A legendarily terrible piece of Harry Potter fan fiction that awkwardly inserted vampires, time travel, and emo/"goff" subcultures into J.K. Rowling's wizarding world. Someone who may have been the author of the piece almost got a major publishing deal for her memoirs.
My Life as a 10-Year-Old Boy
My Life as a 10-Year-Old Boy
Col 1
My Life as a 10-Year-Old Boy
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Bart Simpson's (actually, his voice actress's) autobiography, which she performed at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2004.
Naked Came the Stranger
Naked Came the Stranger
Col 1
Naked Came the Stranger
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Journalists prove a point when their intentionally awful sex novel becomes a bestseller. Later the basis of a porn film starring Darby Lloyd Rains.
Nat Tate: An American Artist 1928–1960
Nat Tate: An American Artist 1928–1960
Col 1
Nat Tate: An American Artist 1928–1960
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A hoax biography written about a fictional artist, written as part of an elaborate prank pulled on art critics.
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
Col 1
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Cat poems by T. S. Eliot. Basis of the musical Cats (and subsequently, the godawful 2019 film adaptation).
Omegaverse
Omegaverse
Col 1
Omegaverse
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
What if humans had alphas, too? (not to be confused with the actual terms alpha and beta males).
On Bullshit
On Bullshit
Col 1
On Bullshit
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A very serious essay by Harry Frankfurt sketching a philosophical theory of, well, bullshit.
Order of the Occult Hand
Order of the Occult Hand
Col 1
Order of the Occult Hand
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
It was as if an occult hand had edited this Wikipedia article.
Ossian
Ossian
Col 1
Ossian
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
"The greatest poet that has ever existed", according to Jefferson. But he didn't.
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
Col 1
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
"M" is for... mnemonic? "B" is for bdellium? What?
Philip M. Parker
Philip M. Parker
Col 1
Philip M. Parker
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Writer of The 2007-2012 Outlook for Tufted Washable Scatter Rugs, Bathmats and Sets That Measure 6-Feet by 9-Feet or Smaller in India and thousands of other works... by means of a computer program.
A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
Col 1
A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Without questions one of finnest Pieces of wrriten text in the English language
Pinocchio paradox
Pinocchio paradox
Col 1
Pinocchio paradox
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
What if Pinocchio said his nose will grow?
Political interpretations of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Political interpretations of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Col 1
Political interpretations of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The context of U.S. politics of the mid-to-late 1890s gives a different understanding of the gold, silver and emerald symbolism, among other things.
Print Wikipedia
Print Wikipedia
Col 1
Print Wikipedia
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Yes, it does exist.
Project Mars: A Technical Tale
Project Mars: A Technical Tale
Col 1
Project Mars: A Technical Tale
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A sci-fi book about Mars exploration and the Martians led by "the Elon", written by NASA's chief rocketer Wernher von Braun in 1949.
Rejecting Jane
Rejecting Jane
Col 1
Rejecting Jane
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Turns out publishers really don't know anything about literature.
Rolling Stone (Uganda)
Rolling Stone (Uganda)
Col 1
Rolling Stone (Uganda)
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The Ugandan version wasn't a music magazine, but instead tried to out gay men and get them killed.
Amanda McKittrick Ros
Amanda McKittrick Ros
Col 1
Amanda McKittrick Ros
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The McGonagall of prose. J. R. R. Tolkien and C. S. Lewis competed as to who could read her longest without laughing.
Saddam Hussein's novels
Saddam Hussein's novels
Col 1
Saddam Hussein's novels
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Crimes against literature?
Shakespeare apocrypha
Shakespeare apocrypha
Col 1
Shakespeare apocrypha
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Anti-Stratfordians (see "Shakespeare authorship question" below) can take heart that there really are works attributed to Shakespeare that weren't written by him!
Shakespeare authorship question
Shakespeare authorship question
Col 1
Shakespeare authorship question
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The conspiracy theory that "William Shakespeare" was not the true author of his classic plays. The Earl of Oxford and Christopher Marlowe are popular candidates, despite them being dead when some of the plays were written.
Society of Science, Letters and Art
Society of Science, Letters and Art
Col 1
Society of Science, Letters and Art
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
19th century bogus literary society which duped learned (and would-be learned) people into purchasing the right to the society's academic dress and letters after their name.
Peter Sotos
Peter Sotos
Col 1
Peter Sotos
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A writer and musician who explores serial killer and pedophile lore, while simultaneously praising them in his work. For one of his magazine covers, he used an image taken from real child pornography, which he plead guilty to possessing.
Pornotopia
Pornotopia
Col 1
Pornotopia
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
"Literature always anticipates life. It does not copy it, but moulds it to its purpose." — Oscar Wilde, The Decay of Lying
Striking and Picturesque Delineations of the Grand, Beautiful, Wonderful, and Interesting Scenery Around Loch-Earn
Striking and Picturesque Delineations of the Grand, Beautiful, Wonderful, and Interesting Scenery Around Loch-Earn
Col 1
Striking and Picturesque Delineations of the Grand, Beautiful, Wonderful, and Interesting Scenery Around Loch-Earn
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Angus McDiarmad, a native Scots-Gaelic speaker, writes a book on a Scottish Highland area with the help of an English dictionary to great comic effect and is termed "the world's worst author".
The Tale of Two Lovers
The Tale of Two Lovers
Col 1
The Tale of Two Lovers
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A 15th century erotic novel written by a future pope.
Tender Is the Flesh
Tender Is the Flesh
Col 1
Tender Is the Flesh
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
What happens when a virus infects every animal on earth including livestock? Instead of going vegan, most of the world in this novel decides to legalize cannibalism, and make human meat farms.
Time travel in The Lord of the Rings
Time travel in The Lord of the Rings
Col 1
Time travel in The Lord of the Rings
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Turns out time travel is embedded into The Lord of the Rings in several different ways.
Chuck Tingle
Chuck Tingle
Col 1
Chuck Tingle
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A monster erotica writer whose stories feature sexual encounters with almost anything you can imagine, ranging from a sentient jet plane to the concept of time. Also a master of taekwondo (allegedly) and is always seen wearing a pink sack on his head.
Le Train de Nulle Part
Le Train de Nulle Part
Col 1
Le Train de Nulle Part
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A French novel, 233 pages long, written without verbs.
The Unfortunates
The Unfortunates
Col 1
The Unfortunates
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
A book whose chapters you can read in pretty much any order.
"Whitey on the Moon"
"Whitey on the Moon"
Col 1
"Whitey on the Moon"
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Not everybody was happy to see the first man on the Moon.
Winnie ille Pu
Winnie ille Pu
Col 1
Winnie ille Pu
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
Winnie-the-Pooh in Latin that became a bestseller.
Wonders of the East
Wonders of the East
Col 1
Wonders of the East
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
An Old English text from a millennium ago, all about the various creatures that can supposedly be found in Asia. These apparently include dragons, giant ants, hens which burn people, human-donkey hybrids and humans with fan-like ears that cover their entire bodies.
Yi Kŭmch'ŏl
Yi Kŭmch'ŏl
Col 1
Yi Kŭmch'ŏl
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
The man behind one-fifth of all North Korean science fiction. If you've ever thought that conspiracy fiction, lack of simple "good-versus-evil" alignment against the West, and eroticism wouldn't pass the censors in his home country, get ready to be proved wrong.
The story of a man who creates ***s out of raws. It is never explained what "***" nor "raw" means.
1601
A quite risqué squib telling a conversation between Queen Elizabeth I and various famous 16th century writers fully on scatological topics, described as "the most famous piece of pornography in American literature". Notably written by Mark Twain.
112 Gripes About the French
A handbook produced to help American soldiers understand the French.
A True Story
An Ancient Greek parody of tall tales that were told as true in ancient sources, that contains the first literary references to space travel and fighting wars against aliens. The story ends with "the biggest lie of all" - a promise of future sequels.
A Void
An entire novel written without using the letter e. See also Gadsby below.
Aldiborontiphoskyphorniostikos
Published in 1825 as a Victorian children's book and described as "a round game for merry parties", the object of the game was to quickly recite alphabetical tongue-twisting mock-Latin gibberish.
Alien space bats
An implausible divergence from the real world, used as a plot device in alternate history.
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
The practice of binding books in human skin.
Archaeology, Anthropology, and Interstellar Communication
Your helpful NASA guide on talking to aliens.
Atlanta Nights
A group of science fiction authors get together and deliberately write an absolutely horrible novel to fool and embarrass a "vanity publisher".
Bad Sex in Fiction Award
Created to draw attention to the worst-of-the-worst in describing sex.
The Beginning Was the End
A piece of racist pseudoscience written by a self-proclaimed psychic, that posits man devolved from a species of intelligent cannibalistic apes. Would be completely obscure if not for Devo.
Betteridge's law of headlines
Why, when a newspaper asks a yes-no question, the answer is usually "no".
Big Dumb Object
Objects in science fiction literature and media that are specifically created to be interesting. Too bad they'll probably be overlooked with a name like this...
The Book of Heroic Failures
A book which glorifies failure. Started off by the Not Terribly Good Club of Great Britain. The book was a success and thus declared a "failure as a failure".
Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year
Who can forget such classics as Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers, How to Avoid Huge Ships or Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the Other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts?
La Bougie du Sapeur
A French newspaper published every February 29th.
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
A contest to find the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels.
Cain's Jawbone
A murder mystery puzzle book that only three people have solved since it was published in 1934.
Catullus 16
An explicit ancient Roman poem whose opening line has been described as "one of the filthiest expressions ever written in Latin".
The Anarchist Cookbook
Have you ever been in need of an easy-to-follow bomb manual? Well, now you have it.
Codex Seraphinianus
An illustrated encyclopedia of an imaginary world, written in an imaginary language.
Confessions of an English Opium-Eater
This highly popular autobiographical account about the effects of laudanum led several English authors to opium use.
Henry Darger
Writer of a 15,000-page manuscript along with several thousand watercolor paintings and other drawings illustrating the story, who rarely left his small room. His word was worth millions a few years after his death.
Dinosaur erotica
Have you ever been Taken by a T-Rex or Ravished by a Triceratops?
Death poem
The urge to have famous last words, taken to its logical, carefully rewritten extreme.
Empty book
A literal example of why you should not judge a book by its cover.
English as She Is Spoke
A Portuguese–English phrasebook translated from a Portuguese–French phrasebook by a man who spoke no English. What could go right?
English-language editions of The Hobbit
Now collectors' items because of their printing differences.
Evil laughter
"Mua-ha-haha-ha-haaa" and the like.
The Eye of Argon
An infamously bad heroic fantasy novella, written in 1970 by Jim Theis and circulated anonymously in science fiction fandom since then.
Fallout: Equestria
A five volume, 620,000-word long crossover fanfiction of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and the post-apocalyptic Fallout video game franchise.
The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women
A 1558 diatribe by John Knox against Mary, Queen of Scots and Mary Tudor.
Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley
A non-existent book by a non-existent author, created for a Yellow Pages UK ad, and made real eight years later.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"
Supposedly the shortest story possible in the English language, though Ernest Hemingway had nothing to do with it.
Future Library project
Project that collects an original work by a popular writer every year from 2014 to 2114. The works will remain unread and unpublished until 2114; one thousand trees were specially planted for the project; the 100 manuscripts will be printed using paper made from the trees.
Gadsby
A 50,110-word long book famous for (mostly) not using the letter "e".
Grammarians' War
At the start of the 16th century, British schoolmasters were insulting one another. In Latin, of course.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Textbook on rationality disguised as a Harry Potter fanfiction.
Hawking Index
Are you one of the 1.9% to have read Hillary Clinton's Hard Choices from cover-to-cover?
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed
The perfect picture book for your little conservative.
Hitler Diaries
A sensational discovery in 1983, which turned out to be an elaborate hoax.
Hitler Homer Bible Christ
A book whose full title is "Hitler Homer Bible Christ: The Historical Papers of Richard Carrier 1995–2013". A collection of Richard Carrier's historical works on the origins of Christianity, Greco-Roman culture, and critical method. I don't think it's hard to tell what the humorous part of this is.
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
An evangelical Christian version of the Harry Potter series, featuring creationism, anti-Catholicism, and Biblical references that assume you have a Bible handy. Maybe written by a traditionalist wife and mother for her children, maybe a hoax - who knows?
How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming
No, this isn't about the murder of a Disney character. This is the memoir of the man responsible for declassifying Pluto.
A Hundred Thousand Billion Poems
Mix-and-match lines of ten sonnets with the same rhymes, to get one of up to 1014 (= 100,000,000,000,000) different poems.
I Am a Cat
A novel written from the perspective of a cat.
I Am God
A novel in which God is made to keep a diary to chronicle his love for an atheist.
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
A pro-transgender story, written by a transgender woman, that's named after a transphobic meme.
I, Libertine
A non-existent novel that was the subject of a hoax intended to criticize the manner in which best-seller lists are determined.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Music
American Football House
American Football House
27 Club
American Football House
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
An average house located in Urbana, Illinois that has become a popular tourist sight due to it being featured in a band's album cover. See also 100 gecs tree.
Animutation
Animutation
27 Club
Animutation
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
The practice of taking lyrics of foreign songs, "mishearing" them into English, and producing a Flash video to go along with it.
Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy theory
Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy theory
27 Club
Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy theory
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
The "Paul is dead" (see below) of the millennial generation, with Melissa Vandella playing the role of Billy Shears.
Bouncing ball
Bouncing ball
27 Club
Bouncing ball
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
That thing in music videos that helps you sing along to the lyrics. It dates back to 1924.
"Brian Wilson is a genius"
"Brian Wilson is a genius"
27 Club
"Brian Wilson is a genius"
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
A music journalist's meme from the 1960s that arguably destroyed the career of the Beach Boys' main songwriter and producer. (Within three years, Wilson was working as a grocery store cashier.)
Characters in Devo music videos
Characters in Devo music videos
27 Club
Characters in Devo music videos
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Wikipedia!
"Clapton is God"
"Clapton is God"
27 Club
"Clapton is God"
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Graffiti that's famous for a photo of a dog urinating on it.
Clear Channel memorandum
Clear Channel memorandum
27 Club
Clear Channel memorandum
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Banning "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra from radio airplay after 9/11 may make sense, though "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by The Beatles sure as hell doesn't!
Curse of the ninth
Curse of the ninth
27 Club
Curse of the ninth
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
The superstition that any composer of symphonies, from Beethoven onwards, will die soon after writing their own Ninth Symphony.
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
27 Club
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
What happens when you mix Pink Floyd and The Wizard of Oz?
Dave Matthews Band bus incident
Dave Matthews Band bus incident
27 Club
Dave Matthews Band bus incident
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
The band's tour bus dumped 800 pounds of sewage on a passenger boat. Funnily enough, the opener of that night's concert was "Don't Drink the Water"...
Earworm
Earworm
27 Club
Earworm
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
It's got a hook in you.
Elvis impersonator
Elvis impersonator
27 Club
Elvis impersonator
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
People pretend to be Elvis Presley and only him.
Elvis Presley death conspiracy theories
Elvis Presley death conspiracy theories
27 Club
Elvis Presley death conspiracy theories
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
There are many who still believe.
Fogerty v. Fantasy, Inc.
Fogerty v. Fantasy, Inc.
27 Club
Fogerty v. Fantasy, Inc.
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
That time John Fogerty was sued for sounding like himself.
Freeze 'Em All
Freeze 'Em All
27 Club
Freeze 'Em All
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
An Antarctic concert that made Metallica the first band to perform on all seven continents.
Industrial musical
Industrial musical
27 Club
Industrial musical
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Musicals about a business, intended to be seen by the business' employees to improve loyalty and motivation.
Jazz ambassadors
Jazz ambassadors
27 Club
Jazz ambassadors
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Subliminal American values delivered through smooth jams.
Lebenslaute
Lebenslaute
27 Club
Lebenslaute
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Open air classical music performances as a form of political protest.
Literal music video
Literal music video
27 Club
Literal music video
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
What happens when you replace the lyrics in a music video with lyrics that describe what's actually happening in the music video? Hilarity ensues.
Little Drummer Boy Challenge
Little Drummer Boy Challenge
27 Club
Little Drummer Boy Challenge
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
I hate this stupid song, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. See also Whamageddon.
Loudness war
Loudness war
27 Club
Loudness war
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Why recorded music is getting "louder" over time.
Manualism
Manualism
27 Club
Manualism
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
The little-known art of playing music by squeezing air through the hands.
Marilyn Manson–Columbine High School massacre controversy
Marilyn Manson–Columbine High School massacre controversy
27 Club
Marilyn Manson–Columbine High School massacre controversy
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
News media falsely accused Marilyn Manson and his band of the same name for influencing two mass shooters who actually hated his music.
Metal Open Air
Metal Open Air
27 Club
Metal Open Air
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Intended as Brazil's version of Wacken Open Air, it instead became their version of Fyre Festival.
Millennial whoop
Millennial whoop
27 Club
Millennial whoop
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Put on a "best of the 2010s" playlist, and hear the same repeated two notes everywhere.
"More Cowbell"
"More Cowbell"
27 Club
"More Cowbell"
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!
"More popular than Jesus"
"More popular than Jesus"
27 Club
"More popular than Jesus"
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
A remark that later proved deadly for John Lennon.
Mozart and scatology
Mozart and scatology
27 Club
Mozart and scatology
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Mozart was fond of toilet humour; his letters to friends and family often contained scatological passages. He even wrote music dedicated to scatology, which was shared among a closed group of most likely inebriated friends, the most infamous of which is Leck mich im Arsch (literally "Lick me in the arse").
Musikalisches Würfelspiel
Musikalisches Würfelspiel
27 Club
Musikalisches Würfelspiel
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
A system written by Mozart in which the musical piece is decided randomly by playing dice.
"My Way" killings
"My Way" killings
27 Club
"My Way" killings
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
You can get killed for singing Frank Sinatra's signature tune in the Philippines.
Operation Nifty Package
Operation Nifty Package
27 Club
Operation Nifty Package
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
How do you get a dictator out of an embassy? With music, of course!
P-Funk mythology
P-Funk mythology
27 Club
P-Funk mythology
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
The whimsical universe surrounding the P-Funk all stars.
"Paul is dead"
"Paul is dead"
27 Club
"Paul is dead"
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Was Paul McCartney replaced by a lookalike in the 1960s?
Pink Floyd pigs
Pink Floyd pigs
27 Club
Pink Floyd pigs
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
The band's recurring props and references.
PopMart Tour
PopMart Tour
27 Club
PopMart Tour
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Take an unfinished studio album, hold a press conference at Kmart, and put on a show in countries around the world, complete with a spinning mirrorball lemon, a giant martini olive, a large golden arch, and the largest video screen ever toured. That would be U2's 1997–98 tour in a nutshell.
Publius Enigma
Publius Enigma
27 Club
Publius Enigma
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
A mystery wrapped in an enigma related to Pink Floyd, which has remained unsolved since it appeared on Usenet in 1994.
Rockism and poptimism
Rockism and poptimism
27 Club
Rockism and poptimism
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
What happens when pop music fans take themselves way too seriously? Actually, nothing fun.
Roxanne Wars
Roxanne Wars
27 Club
Roxanne Wars
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
One hip hop B-side became the most answered-to song in history.
Unusual types of gramophone records
Unusual types of gramophone records
27 Club
Unusual types of gramophone records
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
From changing speeds, to endlessly-looping locked grooves, to... Bhutanese postage stamps?
"Up to eleven"
"Up to eleven"
27 Club
"Up to eleven"
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
This article is one louder.
Uruguayan Invasion
Uruguayan Invasion
27 Club
Uruguayan Invasion
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
Just as British bands were crossing the pond, Uruguayan bands were crossing the Uruguay River to Argentina.
Vestal Masturbation T-shirt
Vestal Masturbation T-shirt
27 Club
Vestal Masturbation T-shirt
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
A shirt released by the British heavy metal band Cradle of Filth depicting a masturbating nun on the front and calls Jesus Christ a cunt on the back. Multiple people have been arrested for wearing it out in public.
Whamageddon
Whamageddon
27 Club
Whamageddon
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
A festive music challenge where you have to avoid listening to a certain Christmas song throughout the Christmas period. Perfect if you're not a fan of George Michael.
27 Club
A number of prominent musicians have died at this age, though statisticians attribute the "club" to apophenia – seeing patterns in random data. See also the related white lighter myth.
American Football House
An average house located in Urbana, Illinois that has become a popular tourist sight due to it being featured in a band's album cover. See also 100 gecs tree.
Animutation
The practice of taking lyrics of foreign songs, "mishearing" them into English, and producing a Flash video to go along with it.
Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy theory
The "Paul is dead" (see below) of the millennial generation, with Melissa Vandella playing the role of Billy Shears.
Bouncing ball
That thing in music videos that helps you sing along to the lyrics. It dates back to 1924.
"Brian Wilson is a genius"
A music journalist's meme from the 1960s that arguably destroyed the career of the Beach Boys' main songwriter and producer. (Within three years, Wilson was working as a grocery store cashier.)
Characters in Devo music videos
Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Wikipedia!
"Clapton is God"
Graffiti that's famous for a photo of a dog urinating on it.
Clear Channel memorandum
Banning "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra from radio airplay after 9/11 may make sense, though "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by The Beatles sure as hell doesn't!
Curse of the ninth
The superstition that any composer of symphonies, from Beethoven onwards, will die soon after writing their own Ninth Symphony.
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
What happens when you mix Pink Floyd and The Wizard of Oz?
Dave Matthews Band bus incident
The band's tour bus dumped 800 pounds of sewage on a passenger boat. Funnily enough, the opener of that night's concert was "Don't Drink the Water"...
Earworm
It's got a hook in you.
Elvis impersonator
People pretend to be Elvis Presley and only him.
Elvis Presley death conspiracy theories
There are many who still believe.
Fogerty v. Fantasy, Inc.
That time John Fogerty was sued for sounding like himself.
Freeze 'Em All
An Antarctic concert that made Metallica the first band to perform on all seven continents.
Industrial musical
Musicals about a business, intended to be seen by the business' employees to improve loyalty and motivation.
Jazz ambassadors
Subliminal American values delivered through smooth jams.
Lebenslaute
Open air classical music performances as a form of political protest.
Literal music video
What happens when you replace the lyrics in a music video with lyrics that describe what's actually happening in the music video? Hilarity ensues.
Little Drummer Boy Challenge
I hate this stupid song, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. See also Whamageddon.
Loudness war
Why recorded music is getting "louder" over time.
Manualism
The little-known art of playing music by squeezing air through the hands.
Marilyn Manson–Columbine High School massacre controversy
News media falsely accused Marilyn Manson and his band of the same name for influencing two mass shooters who actually hated his music.
Metal Open Air
Intended as Brazil's version of Wacken Open Air, it instead became their version of Fyre Festival.
Millennial whoop
Put on a "best of the 2010s" playlist, and hear the same repeated two notes everywhere.
"More Cowbell"
I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!
"More popular than Jesus"
A remark that later proved deadly for John Lennon.
Mozart and scatology
Mozart was fond of toilet humour; his letters to friends and family often contained scatological passages. He even wrote music dedicated to scatology, which was shared among a closed group of most likely inebriated friends, the most infamous of which is Leck mich im Arsch (literally "Lick me in the arse").
Musikalisches Würfelspiel
A system written by Mozart in which the musical piece is decided randomly by playing dice.
"My Way" killings
You can get killed for singing Frank Sinatra's signature tune in the Philippines.
Operation Nifty Package
How do you get a dictator out of an embassy? With music, of course!
P-Funk mythology
The whimsical universe surrounding the P-Funk all stars.
"Paul is dead"
Was Paul McCartney replaced by a lookalike in the 1960s?
Pink Floyd pigs
The band's recurring props and references.
PopMart Tour
Take an unfinished studio album, hold a press conference at Kmart, and put on a show in countries around the world, complete with a spinning mirrorball lemon, a giant martini olive, a large golden arch, and the largest video screen ever toured. That would be U2's 1997–98 tour in a nutshell.
Publius Enigma
A mystery wrapped in an enigma related to Pink Floyd, which has remained unsolved since it appeared on Usenet in 1994.
Rockism and poptimism
What happens when pop music fans take themselves way too seriously? Actually, nothing fun.
Roxanne Wars
One hip hop B-side became the most answered-to song in history.
Unusual types of gramophone records
From changing speeds, to endlessly-looping locked grooves, to... Bhutanese postage stamps?
"Up to eleven"
This article is one louder.
Uruguayan Invasion
Just as British bands were crossing the pond, Uruguayan bands were crossing the Uruguay River to Argentina.
Vestal Masturbation T-shirt
A shirt released by the British heavy metal band Cradle of Filth depicting a masturbating nun on the front and calls Jesus Christ a cunt on the back. Multiple people have been arrested for wearing it out in public.
Whamageddon
A festive music challenge where you have to avoid listening to a certain Christmas song throughout the Christmas period. Perfect if you're not a fan of George Michael.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Music › Instruments
Cat organ
Cat organ
Blackbird
Cat organ
A playable violin made out of black stone.
A keyboard instrument in which the keys cause cats to meow.
Electroencephalophone
Electroencephalophone
Blackbird
Electroencephalophone
A playable violin made out of black stone.
A musical instrument controlled by brainwaves.
Escopetarra
Escopetarra
Blackbird
Escopetarra
A playable violin made out of black stone.
The guitAR-15 of Colombia.
Great Stalacpipe Organ
Great Stalacpipe Organ
Blackbird
Great Stalacpipe Organ
A playable violin made out of black stone.
Made in a cave using stalactites and a lot of patience and ingenuity.
Musical saw
Musical saw
Blackbird
Musical saw
A playable violin made out of black stone.
The least favourite instrument of Ronnie Wood, the Hollies and the Screaming Trees.
Piganino
Piganino
Blackbird
Piganino
A playable violin made out of black stone.
Like a harpsichord, but instead of plucking strings, you're poking pigs. May not have existed, but inspired some good music anyway.
Ugly stick
Ugly stick
Blackbird
Ugly stick
A playable violin made out of black stone.
An instrument in Newfoundland, an insult everywhere else.
Viola jokes
Viola jokes
Blackbird
Viola jokes
A playable violin made out of black stone.
You can tell if a viola player is playing out of tune if you can see the bow moving.
Blackbird
A playable violin made out of black stone.
Cat organ
A keyboard instrument in which the keys cause cats to meow.
Electroencephalophone
A musical instrument controlled by brainwaves.
Escopetarra
The guitAR-15 of Colombia.
Great Stalacpipe Organ
Made in a cave using stalactites and a lot of patience and ingenuity.
Musical saw
The least favourite instrument of Ronnie Wood, the Hollies and the Screaming Trees.
Piganino
Like a harpsichord, but instead of plucking strings, you're poking pigs. May not have existed, but inspired some good music anyway.
Ugly stick
An instrument in Newfoundland, an insult everywhere else.
Viola jokes
You can tell if a viola player is playing out of tune if you can see the bow moving.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Music › Genres
Chap hop
Chap hop
Biomusic
Chap hop
Music made by non-humans.
Rap music about being English in the 19th-century.
Chillwave
Chillwave
Biomusic
Chillwave
Music made by non-humans.
Invented to make fun of music journalists and bloggers who hype "the next big thing". Ironically, they then wrote about chillwave as "the next big thing".
Christian ska
Christian ska
Biomusic
Christian ska
Music made by non-humans.
Apparently, not even God himself can resist the raw power of ska.
Crabcore
Crabcore
Biomusic
Crabcore
Music made by non-humans.
A half-serious metalcore genre where the musician stretches themselves like the aforementioned crustacean.
Danger music
Danger music
Biomusic
Danger music
Music made by non-humans.
The name is very much literal, music that tries to harm the listener or performer.
Early Norwegian black metal scene
Early Norwegian black metal scene
Biomusic
Early Norwegian black metal scene
Music made by non-humans.
More church arsons per capita than any other known music scene!
Gothabilly
Gothabilly
Biomusic
Gothabilly
Music made by non-humans.
What if Buddy Holly was goth?
Grunge speak
Grunge speak
Biomusic
Grunge speak
Music made by non-humans.
That time a receptionist convinced The New York Times that "wack slacks" was slang for ripped jeans and "lamestain" meant an uncool person.
Jihadism and hip-hop
Jihadism and hip-hop
Biomusic
Jihadism and hip-hop
Music made by non-humans.
Straight outta ISIS.
Kawaii metal
Kawaii metal
Biomusic
Kawaii metal
Music made by non-humans.
The cutest metal subgenre.
Lowercase
Lowercase
Biomusic
Lowercase
Music made by non-humans.
A genre of ultra-minimalist music that is known for deliberately utilizing silence to contrast with mundane field recordings which have been amplified in volume.
Pirate metal
Pirate metal
Biomusic
Pirate metal
Music made by non-humans.
Heavy metal music combined with pirate mythology and jargon.
Proibidão
Proibidão
Biomusic
Proibidão
Music made by non-humans.
As part of a crackdown on drug cartels in Rio de Janeiro, this uniquely Brazilian form of gangsta rap cannot legally be performed or broadcast on the radio.
Unblack metal
Unblack metal
Biomusic
Unblack metal
Music made by non-humans.
Black metal, but Christian.
Yu-Mex
Yu-Mex
Biomusic
Yu-Mex
Music made by non-humans.
Mexican music... from Yugoslavia.
Zeuhl
Zeuhl
Biomusic
Zeuhl
Music made by non-humans.
When an influential French prog band makes music in an entirely original alien language, and then other unrelated musicians make similar sounding music in the same alien language.
Biomusic
Music made by non-humans.
Chap hop
Rap music about being English in the 19th-century.
Chillwave
Invented to make fun of music journalists and bloggers who hype "the next big thing". Ironically, they then wrote about chillwave as "the next big thing".
Christian ska
Apparently, not even God himself can resist the raw power of ska.
Crabcore
A half-serious metalcore genre where the musician stretches themselves like the aforementioned crustacean.
Danger music
The name is very much literal, music that tries to harm the listener or performer.
Early Norwegian black metal scene
More church arsons per capita than any other known music scene!
Gothabilly
What if Buddy Holly was goth?
Grunge speak
That time a receptionist convinced The New York Times that "wack slacks" was slang for ripped jeans and "lamestain" meant an uncool person.
Jihadism and hip-hop
Straight outta ISIS.
Kawaii metal
The cutest metal subgenre.
Lowercase
A genre of ultra-minimalist music that is known for deliberately utilizing silence to contrast with mundane field recordings which have been amplified in volume.
Pirate metal
Heavy metal music combined with pirate mythology and jargon.
Proibidão
As part of a crackdown on drug cartels in Rio de Janeiro, this uniquely Brazilian form of gangsta rap cannot legally be performed or broadcast on the radio.
Unblack metal
Black metal, but Christian.
Yu-Mex
Mexican music... from Yugoslavia.
Zeuhl
When an influential French prog band makes music in an entirely original alien language, and then other unrelated musicians make similar sounding music in the same alien language.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Music › Composers, musicians, and performers
GG Allin
GG Allin
AKB48 Group
GG Allin
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A punk-rocker who would attack people attending his concerts, consisting of hoarse, disheveled vocals. He would also take an excessive amount of drugs, strip naked, and defecate on stage.
ArnoCorps Austrian Death Machine
ArnoCorps Austrian Death Machine
AKB48 Group
ArnoCorps Austrian Death Machine
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A pair of bands who perform songs solely based on Arnold Schwarzenegger films.
Pete Best
Pete Best
AKB48 Group
Pete Best
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
The original drummer for the Beatles, pre-Ringo. He was dismissed in 1962, and then formed an obscure band called "The Pete Best Four" that was active from 1988 until 2025. (See also: Chad Channing)
Y. Bhekhirst
Y. Bhekhirst
AKB48 Group
Y. Bhekhirst
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A mysterious man with an implaceable accent hands over copies of his self-recorded cassette to random New York record stores in the 80s/90s, which contain a selection of strange, barely comprehensible songs set against sparse, repetitive instrumentation, later spawning a cult following among outsider music enthusiasts and a decades-long mystery.
Bis Kaidan
Bis Kaidan
AKB48 Group
Bis Kaidan
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
What happens when noise music meets J-pop?
Boston Typewriter Orchestra
Boston Typewriter Orchestra
AKB48 Group
Boston Typewriter Orchestra
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Ah, the beautiful sound of typewriters.
Rosemary Brown
Rosemary Brown
AKB48 Group
Rosemary Brown
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A spiritualist who claimed that dead composers dictated new musical works to her.
Buckethead
Buckethead
AKB48 Group
Buckethead
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A virtuoso electric guitarist known for always wearing a white mask and a KFC bucket on his head while performing and releasing over 300 albums over the course of over 30 years.
Bull of Heaven
Bull of Heaven
AKB48 Group
Bull of Heaven
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A group that is known for their extremely long albums. Most known for 210: Like a Wall in Which An Insect Lives and Gnaws at a runtime of 5.7 years; their longest album is 310: ΩΣPx0(2^18×5^18)p*k*k*k at 3.343 quindecillion years long.
Caninus
Caninus
AKB48 Group
Caninus
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Metal "sung" by pitbulls.
CD Rev
CD Rev
AKB48 Group
CD Rev
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Because nothing says gangsta like being funded by a corrupt communist government.
Chad Channing
Chad Channing
AKB48 Group
Chad Channing
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
The original drummer for Nirvana, pre-Dave. He was dismissed in 1990, and then formed an obscure band called "Before Cars" that was active from 2006 until 2013. (See also: Pete Best)
Cupcakke
Cupcakke
AKB48 Group
Cupcakke
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Composer of such notable hits as "Vagina", "Deepthroat", "Best Dick Sucker", "Squidward Nose", and, most recently, "One of My Bed Bugs Ate My Pussy".
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
AKB48 Group
Dave Blunts
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
If you thought the Notorious B.I.G or BigXthaPlug was the largest a rapper could get, you are sorely mistaken. Also known for his liberal use of the word faggot and working with Kanye West.
Death in June
Death in June
AKB48 Group
Death in June
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Not many other anti-fascist music groups can claim to be so blanketed with fascist imagery, even down to the name.
Eva Braun
Eva Braun
AKB48 Group
Eva Braun
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A rock band from Serbia.
Damião Experiença
Damião Experiença
AKB48 Group
Damião Experiença
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An eccentric Brazilian singer-songwriter, known for being a reclusive hoarder and singing in his own made-up dialect of Portuguese (which he claimed was spoken on his "home planet"), often about self-contradictory and pro-authoritarian political themes and popular culture.
Matt Farley
Matt Farley
AKB48 Group
Matt Farley
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A songwriter who has released thousands of songs under at least seventy pseudonyms such as "Papa Razzi and the Photogs", "The Hungry Food Band", and "The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee".
Fecal Matter
Fecal Matter
AKB48 Group
Fecal Matter
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Before he was in Nirvana, Kurt Cobain was making very crappy music.
The Gerogerigegege
The Gerogerigegege
AKB48 Group
The Gerogerigegege
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A very special music project that released the sound of a man defecating and a record commemorating the deceased Japanese emperor with the sound of people having sex to the national anthem, and had a member who just masturbated on stage.
Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit
AKB48 Group
Half Man Half Biscuit
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Have you ever listened to "Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)" from the album No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut?
Hanatarash
Hanatarash
AKB48 Group
Hanatarash
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
The Japanese noise band that drove a bulldozer into their concert venue.
Hatebeak
Hatebeak
AKB48 Group
Hatebeak
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
The thing that should not beak.
Hatari
Hatari
AKB48 Group
Hatari
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A band that entered the 2019 Söngvakeppnin (Iceland's Eurovision Song Contest selection competition) as a joke, only to win first place. The band then finished third in Eurovision's semi-finals, advancing to the Grand Final and finishing 10th place there.
Joyce Hatto
Joyce Hatto
AKB48 Group
Joyce Hatto
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A pianist who had many doctored recordings falsely attributed to her long after she stopped performing in public.
Les Horribles Cernettes
Les Horribles Cernettes
AKB48 Group
Les Horribles Cernettes
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A science-themed parody band that became the subject of the first ever photographic image posted on the World Wide Web.
Bobby Jameson
Bobby Jameson
AKB48 Group
Bobby Jameson
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A hippie singer-songwriter outcast who never received financial compensation for his songs and records. Thought to be dead after the 1960s, but then resurfaced with a blog in 2007 aiming to set the record straight about his life story.
Jandek
Jandek
AKB48 Group
Jandek
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A prolific and pseudonymous singer/songwriter active since 1978 who only grants the occasional interview and has never provided any biographical information.
Florence Foster Jenkins
Florence Foster Jenkins
AKB48 Group
Florence Foster Jenkins
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An American soprano famous for her singing ability or lack thereof.
Kevin MacLeod
Kevin MacLeod
AKB48 Group
Kevin MacLeod
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Perhaps the most heard musician on the whole internet.
Klaus Nomi
Klaus Nomi
AKB48 Group
Klaus Nomi
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Countertenor with an unusually wide vocal range, whose style of dress was commonly referred to as "alien-like" and enjoyed recording new wave covers of 1950s pop music.
The KLF
The KLF
AKB48 Group
The KLF
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An electronic band that became mainstream chart-toppers while undertaking confrontational Situationist-influenced performance stunts, culminating in them performing at the nationally-televised 1992 Brit Awards with a grindcore band while firing machine gun blanks into the audience, dumping a dead sheep at the afterparty, and then disbanding.
Kunt and the Gang
Kunt and the Gang
AKB48 Group
Kunt and the Gang
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
If you think his name is a bit rude, you should hear his songs such as "Use My Arsehole as a Cunt", "I'm Wanking over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-Girlfriend Who Died" and "Jesus Died of a Stranglewank". Then there was the one about his paperboy...
LadBaby
LadBaby
AKB48 Group
LadBaby
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A British YouTuber who had five Christmas number ones in the UK in a row between 2018 and 2022, all of them being sausage roll-themed parodies of well-known songs.
Laibach
Laibach
AKB48 Group
Laibach
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A Slovenian industrial band known for combining totalitarian aesthetics with pop culture, including martial covers of the Beatles and Queen. Also known as the first Western band to perform in North Korea.
Longmont Potion Castle
Longmont Potion Castle
AKB48 Group
Longmont Potion Castle
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An anonymous musician and infamous prank-caller who distorts his voice, and plays up the absurdity of a call without breaking character. Alex Trebek hasn't caught him yet, but one day he will.
Merzbow
Merzbow
AKB48 Group
Merzbow
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A Japanese experimental music project whose most popular album has been affectionately described as "what a bug hears when it's being flushed down the toilet" and "directly looking at the sun with your ears".
Moondog
Moondog
AKB48 Group
Moondog
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A blind composer, theoretician, poet, and inventor of musical instruments who dressed like a viking and lived as a street musician in New York between the 1940s and 1970s.
MP4
MP4
AKB48 Group
MP4
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Rock music and Members of Parliament do mix.
Nigga
Nigga
AKB48 Group
Nigga
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A Panamanian singer adopted this unfortunate name after being told he sang like a Jamaican. Renamed himself Flex in 2009.
Okilly Dokilly
Okilly Dokilly
AKB48 Group
Okilly Dokilly
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A band that performs metalcore songs about the character Ned Flanders from The Simpsons, while dressed as the character as well.
One Pound Fish Man
One Pound Fish Man
AKB48 Group
One Pound Fish Man
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A man who works at a market who saw his sales patter go viral and challenge the X Factor for the Christmas number one single in 2012.
Panchiko
Panchiko
AKB48 Group
Panchiko
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A group of British teenagers form a band and record a demo CD-R which is quickly forgotten about. Around fifteen years later, someone discovers a corrupted copy in a charity shop, and it becomes an online phenomenon.
Eilert Pilarm
Eilert Pilarm
AKB48 Group
Eilert Pilarm
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
The Elvis impersonator who looks and sounds nothing like Elvis.
Charles Manson discography
Charles Manson discography
AKB48 Group
Charles Manson discography
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Wait, whose discography??
Joe Seiders
Joe Seiders
AKB48 Group
Joe Seiders
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
In a bizarre case of life imitating art, this New Pornographers drummer was arrested for child pornography in April 2025.
SpaceGhostPurrp
SpaceGhostPurrp
AKB48 Group
SpaceGhostPurrp
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Rapper credited with inventing or coining at least 3 seperate sub-genres of hip hop single-handedly, also known for his extremely profane social media rants.
R. Stevie Moore
R. Stevie Moore
AKB48 Group
R. Stevie Moore
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A one-man band who has self-released over 400 albums through his home-based mailing service since 1982. Later noted as a pioneer of DIY music and indie rock.
Portsmouth Sinfonia
Portsmouth Sinfonia
AKB48 Group
Portsmouth Sinfonia
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An orchestra made up entirely of people with no experience in playing their respective assigned instruments.
Les Rallizes Dénudés
Les Rallizes Dénudés
AKB48 Group
Les Rallizes Dénudés
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A pioneering Japanese experimental rock band, known for releasing virtually no studio material despite being active for around 30 years, their reclusive founder refusing nearly all interviews and media coverage, while nevertheless going on to be highly influential among Japan's avant-garde underground. This may or may not have been due to the fact the original bassist was involved in hijacking a domestic air flight and redirecting it towards North Korea.
The Residents
The Residents
AKB48 Group
The Residents
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A long-running avant-garde music collective that perform wearing eyeball helmets and disguises, successfully maintaining their anonymity for around 50 years. One early rumor was that they were actually the Beatles.
Rockbitch
Rockbitch
AKB48 Group
Rockbitch
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An all-female pagan rock band who were notorious for performing live sex acts on stage.
Mamoru Samuragochi
Mamoru Samuragochi
AKB48 Group
Mamoru Samuragochi
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A "deaf composer" who wasn't deaf and didn't compose anything.
The Shaggs
The Shaggs
AKB48 Group
The Shaggs
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
None of this band's members really wanted to form a band, nor did they really have any musical talent, but hey, a fortune teller predicted success, so off they went...
Sugababes
Sugababes
AKB48 Group
Sugababes
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
This band performed a Ship of Theseus by gradually replacing its three original members over several years, then disbanded while the original members reformed, but the new group had to use a different name initially.
Thai Elephant Orchestra
Thai Elephant Orchestra
AKB48 Group
Thai Elephant Orchestra
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An orchestra of elephants playing specially-designed instruments.
TISM
TISM
AKB48 Group
TISM
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Not the slang word meaning autism, but an (extremely) Australian rock band whose members are anonymous, perform wearing balaclavas and use pseudonyms like "Eugene de la Hot Croix Bun" and "Ron Hitler-Barassi". Known for their confrontational dark comedy, their song titles include "Defecate on My Face", "I Might Be a Cunt, But I'm Not a Fucking Cunt", "Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow", "What Nationality Is Les Murray?", "Whatareya? (You're a Yob or You're a Wanker)" and "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me".
Tonetta
Tonetta
AKB48 Group
Tonetta
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A reclusive divorced man who gained a cult following in his sixties after posting videos to YouTube of his own lo-fi, independently made songs, often with sexually explicit lyrics coupled with footage of himself cross-dressing.
Tout-à-Coup Jazz
Tout-à-Coup Jazz
AKB48 Group
Tout-à-Coup Jazz
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A Burkinabé jazz band from the 1970s whose membership included two future leaders of the country: coincidentally, both the victim and perpetrator of the same coup d'état.
Twin Temple
Twin Temple
AKB48 Group
Twin Temple
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
"Satanic doo-wop". Enough said.
The Vegetable Orchestra
The Vegetable Orchestra
AKB48 Group
The Vegetable Orchestra
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An Austrian orchestra whose musical instruments are made solely from vegetables.
Viper
Viper
AKB48 Group
Viper
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Has released over 1,927 albums, though a majority contain recycled material. Titles of his work include You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack and Kill Urself My Man. Arrested in 2024 for allegedly holding a woman captive in his garage in Houston for five years, among other atrocities.
The Wealdstone Raider
The Wealdstone Raider
AKB48 Group
The Wealdstone Raider
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A supporter of English non-league football team Wealdstone F.C. whose retorts towards rival supporters went viral and saw him challenging for the Christmas number one spot in 2014.
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
AKB48 Group
Wesley Willis
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A musician and visual artist who recorded songs about topics such as his home town of Chicago, his schizophrenia, violent confrontations with cartoon superheroes, and bestiality, was fond of headbutting fans, and often ended his songs with "Rock over London, rock on, Chicago" followed by a product slogan.
Gary Wilson
Gary Wilson
AKB48 Group
Gary Wilson
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
An experimental musician who sings about stalking girls and plays with duct tape, fake blood, powder, and mannequins when on stage.
Wild Man Fischer
Wild Man Fischer
AKB48 Group
Wild Man Fischer
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A schizophrenic Los Angeles street entertainer whose big break was recording an album with Frank Zappa. Their collaborations ended when Fischer, in a violent rage, threw a bottle that nearly hit Zappa's daughter Moon.
Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx
Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx
AKB48 Group
Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A South African grindcore band known for their strange name and even stranger logo.
Ya Ho Wha 13
Ya Ho Wha 13
AKB48 Group
Ya Ho Wha 13
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A cult psych rock band... literally.
The Zimmers
The Zimmers
AKB48 Group
The Zimmers
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
A rock band made up of elderly musicians. As of 2017[update], the oldest member had lived to 101.
The Zombeatles
The Zombeatles
AKB48 Group
The Zombeatles
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
Paul is undead.
AKB48 Group
Girl group or franchise? Same with their "official" rival group and "spin-off" group as well!
GG Allin
A punk-rocker who would attack people attending his concerts, consisting of hoarse, disheveled vocals. He would also take an excessive amount of drugs, strip naked, and defecate on stage.
ArnoCorps Austrian Death Machine
A pair of bands who perform songs solely based on Arnold Schwarzenegger films.
Pete Best
The original drummer for the Beatles, pre-Ringo. He was dismissed in 1962, and then formed an obscure band called "The Pete Best Four" that was active from 1988 until 2025. (See also: Chad Channing)
Y. Bhekhirst
A mysterious man with an implaceable accent hands over copies of his self-recorded cassette to random New York record stores in the 80s/90s, which contain a selection of strange, barely comprehensible songs set against sparse, repetitive instrumentation, later spawning a cult following among outsider music enthusiasts and a decades-long mystery.
Bis Kaidan
What happens when noise music meets J-pop?
Boston Typewriter Orchestra
Ah, the beautiful sound of typewriters.
Rosemary Brown
A spiritualist who claimed that dead composers dictated new musical works to her.
Buckethead
A virtuoso electric guitarist known for always wearing a white mask and a KFC bucket on his head while performing and releasing over 300 albums over the course of over 30 years.
Bull of Heaven
A group that is known for their extremely long albums. Most known for 210: Like a Wall in Which An Insect Lives and Gnaws at a runtime of 5.7 years; their longest album is 310: ΩΣPx0(2^18×5^18)p*k*k*k at 3.343 quindecillion years long.
Caninus
Metal "sung" by pitbulls.
CD Rev
Because nothing says gangsta like being funded by a corrupt communist government.
Chad Channing
The original drummer for Nirvana, pre-Dave. He was dismissed in 1990, and then formed an obscure band called "Before Cars" that was active from 2006 until 2013. (See also: Pete Best)
Cupcakke
Composer of such notable hits as "Vagina", "Deepthroat", "Best Dick Sucker", "Squidward Nose", and, most recently, "One of My Bed Bugs Ate My Pussy".
Dave Blunts
If you thought the Notorious B.I.G or BigXthaPlug was the largest a rapper could get, you are sorely mistaken. Also known for his liberal use of the word faggot and working with Kanye West.
Death in June
Not many other anti-fascist music groups can claim to be so blanketed with fascist imagery, even down to the name.
Eva Braun
A rock band from Serbia.
Damião Experiença
An eccentric Brazilian singer-songwriter, known for being a reclusive hoarder and singing in his own made-up dialect of Portuguese (which he claimed was spoken on his "home planet"), often about self-contradictory and pro-authoritarian political themes and popular culture.
Matt Farley
A songwriter who has released thousands of songs under at least seventy pseudonyms such as "Papa Razzi and the Photogs", "The Hungry Food Band", and "The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee".
Fecal Matter
Before he was in Nirvana, Kurt Cobain was making very crappy music.
The Gerogerigegege
A very special music project that released the sound of a man defecating and a record commemorating the deceased Japanese emperor with the sound of people having sex to the national anthem, and had a member who just masturbated on stage.
Half Man Half Biscuit
Have you ever listened to "Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)" from the album No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut?
Hanatarash
The Japanese noise band that drove a bulldozer into their concert venue.
Hatebeak
The thing that should not beak.
Hatari
A band that entered the 2019 Söngvakeppnin (Iceland's Eurovision Song Contest selection competition) as a joke, only to win first place. The band then finished third in Eurovision's semi-finals, advancing to the Grand Final and finishing 10th place there.
Joyce Hatto
A pianist who had many doctored recordings falsely attributed to her long after she stopped performing in public.
Les Horribles Cernettes
A science-themed parody band that became the subject of the first ever photographic image posted on the World Wide Web.
Bobby Jameson
A hippie singer-songwriter outcast who never received financial compensation for his songs and records. Thought to be dead after the 1960s, but then resurfaced with a blog in 2007 aiming to set the record straight about his life story.
Jandek
A prolific and pseudonymous singer/songwriter active since 1978 who only grants the occasional interview and has never provided any biographical information.
Florence Foster Jenkins
An American soprano famous for her singing ability or lack thereof.
Kevin MacLeod
Perhaps the most heard musician on the whole internet.
Klaus Nomi
Countertenor with an unusually wide vocal range, whose style of dress was commonly referred to as "alien-like" and enjoyed recording new wave covers of 1950s pop music.
The KLF
An electronic band that became mainstream chart-toppers while undertaking confrontational Situationist-influenced performance stunts, culminating in them performing at the nationally-televised 1992 Brit Awards with a grindcore band while firing machine gun blanks into the audience, dumping a dead sheep at the afterparty, and then disbanding.
Kunt and the Gang
If you think his name is a bit rude, you should hear his songs such as "Use My Arsehole as a Cunt", "I'm Wanking over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-Girlfriend Who Died" and "Jesus Died of a Stranglewank". Then there was the one about his paperboy...
LadBaby
A British YouTuber who had five Christmas number ones in the UK in a row between 2018 and 2022, all of them being sausage roll-themed parodies of well-known songs.
Laibach
A Slovenian industrial band known for combining totalitarian aesthetics with pop culture, including martial covers of the Beatles and Queen. Also known as the first Western band to perform in North Korea.
Longmont Potion Castle
An anonymous musician and infamous prank-caller who distorts his voice, and plays up the absurdity of a call without breaking character. Alex Trebek hasn't caught him yet, but one day he will.
Merzbow
A Japanese experimental music project whose most popular album has been affectionately described as "what a bug hears when it's being flushed down the toilet" and "directly looking at the sun with your ears".
Moondog
A blind composer, theoretician, poet, and inventor of musical instruments who dressed like a viking and lived as a street musician in New York between the 1940s and 1970s.
MP4
Rock music and Members of Parliament do mix.
Nigga
A Panamanian singer adopted this unfortunate name after being told he sang like a Jamaican. Renamed himself Flex in 2009.
Okilly Dokilly
A band that performs metalcore songs about the character Ned Flanders from The Simpsons, while dressed as the character as well.
One Pound Fish Man
A man who works at a market who saw his sales patter go viral and challenge the X Factor for the Christmas number one single in 2012.
Panchiko
A group of British teenagers form a band and record a demo CD-R which is quickly forgotten about. Around fifteen years later, someone discovers a corrupted copy in a charity shop, and it becomes an online phenomenon.
Eilert Pilarm
The Elvis impersonator who looks and sounds nothing like Elvis.
Charles Manson discography
Wait, whose discography??
Joe Seiders
In a bizarre case of life imitating art, this New Pornographers drummer was arrested for child pornography in April 2025.
SpaceGhostPurrp
Rapper credited with inventing or coining at least 3 seperate sub-genres of hip hop single-handedly, also known for his extremely profane social media rants.
R. Stevie Moore
A one-man band who has self-released over 400 albums through his home-based mailing service since 1982. Later noted as a pioneer of DIY music and indie rock.
Portsmouth Sinfonia
An orchestra made up entirely of people with no experience in playing their respective assigned instruments.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Music › Musical works
A Musical Joke
A Musical Joke
4'33
A Musical Joke
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
A composition that Mozart allegedly made to mock bad composers.
As Slow as Possible
As Slow as Possible
4'33
As Slow as Possible
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
A piece of music by John Cage to be performed until 2640.
"Carnival of Light"
"Carnival of Light"
4'33
"Carnival of Light"
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
The Holy Grail for Beatles fans: an 11-minute recording of the Fab Four aimlessly bashing their instruments and shouting gibberish.
Cat fugue
Cat fugue
4'33
Cat fugue
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
A piece for harpsichord allegedly inspired by the sounds the composer's cat produced by walking along the instruments keyboard.
Duetto buffo di due gatti
Duetto buffo di due gatti
4'33
Duetto buffo di due gatti
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
A duet in which two sopranos repeatedly meow at each other.
Grosse Fuge
Grosse Fuge
4'33
Grosse Fuge
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
A composition written by Beethoven which was universally put down at the time as being "incomprehensible", now accepted as one of his greatest works.
Helikopter-Streichquartett
Helikopter-Streichquartett
4'33
Helikopter-Streichquartett
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
A string quartet composition by Karlheinz Stockhausen that must be played in four circling helicopters, the sound remixed, chopper sounds and all, for an audience on the ground.
I Am Sitting in a Room
I Am Sitting in a Room
4'33
I Am Sitting in a Room
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
A piece in which the composer recites and records a brief explanation of the work, plays back and records the echo of the recording, then records the echo of the echo of the recording, and so on until it is transformed into a completely unrecognizable sound.
"Leck mich im Arsch""Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber""Difficile lectu"
"Leck mich im Arsch""Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber""Difficile lectu"
4'33
"Leck mich im Arsch""Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber""Difficile lectu"
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
Three canons by Mozart about licking him in the arse–see also Mozart and scatology above.
Rage Over a Lost Penny
Rage Over a Lost Penny
4'33
Rage Over a Lost Penny
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
An audience favorite from Beethoven's oeuvre. It's gleefully angry, but the maestro left it unfinished.
4'33
A composition that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
A Musical Joke
A composition that Mozart allegedly made to mock bad composers.
As Slow as Possible
A piece of music by John Cage to be performed until 2640.
"Carnival of Light"
The Holy Grail for Beatles fans: an 11-minute recording of the Fab Four aimlessly bashing their instruments and shouting gibberish.
Cat fugue
A piece for harpsichord allegedly inspired by the sounds the composer's cat produced by walking along the instruments keyboard.
Duetto buffo di due gatti
A duet in which two sopranos repeatedly meow at each other.
Grosse Fuge
A composition written by Beethoven which was universally put down at the time as being "incomprehensible", now accepted as one of his greatest works.
Helikopter-Streichquartett
A string quartet composition by Karlheinz Stockhausen that must be played in four circling helicopters, the sound remixed, chopper sounds and all, for an audience on the ground.
I Am Sitting in a Room
A piece in which the composer recites and records a brief explanation of the work, plays back and records the echo of the recording, then records the echo of the echo of the recording, and so on until it is transformed into a completely unrecognizable sound.
"Leck mich im Arsch Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber Difficile lectu"
Three canons by Mozart about licking him in the arse–see also Mozart and scatology above.
Rage Over a Lost Penny
An audience favorite from Beethoven's oeuvre. It's gleefully angry, but the maestro left it unfinished.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Music › Musical works › Songs
The relatively obscure lyrics to the EastEnders theme tune.
The relatively obscure lyrics to the EastEnders theme tune.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Anyone Can Fall in Love"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
The relatively obscure lyrics to the EastEnders theme tune.
A song where two karaoke cover versions became one-hit wonders in 2008 on the Billboard Hot 100 because the original song was not released on iTunes, only to radio. One of the covers even charted a few places higher than the original.
A song where two karaoke cover versions became one-hit wonders in 2008 on the Billboard Hot 100 because the original song was not released on iTunes, only to radio. One of the covers even charted a few places higher than the original.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"All Summer Long"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A song where two karaoke cover versions became one-hit wonders in 2008 on the Billboard Hot 100 because the original song was not released on iTunes, only to radio. One of the covers even charted a few places higher than the original.
A foul-mouthed comedy punk song about the then-British Prime Minister that attempted to be the UK Christmas number one in 2020. Despite getting no air time, it got to No. 5. The following year, it spawned a sequel, which also got to No. 5 in the Christmas chart. From the same band that brought you "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" and "Fuck the Tories".
A foul-mouthed comedy punk song about the then-British Prime Minister that attempted to be the UK Christmas number one in 2020. Despite getting no air time, it got to No. 5. The following year, it spawned a sequel, which also got to No. 5 in the Christmas chart. From the same band that brought you "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" and "Fuck the Tories".
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A foul-mouthed comedy punk song about the then-British Prime Minister that attempted to be the UK Christmas number one in 2020. Despite getting no air time, it got to No. 5. The following year, it spawned a sequel, which also got to No. 5 in the Christmas chart. From the same band that brought you "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" and "Fuck the Tories".
A vinyl single from 1983 that contained a computer programme for the song's own music video for the ZX81. Created by a man who later found fame wearing a papier-mâché head.
A vinyl single from 1983 that contained a computer programme for the song's own music video for the ZX81. Created by a man who later found fame wearing a papier-mâché head.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Camouflage"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A vinyl single from 1983 that contained a computer programme for the song's own music video for the ZX81. Created by a man who later found fame wearing a papier-mâché head.
A song about Chinese cuisine (as you can tell from the title) that was controversial with cultural insensitivity, with its music video featuring Japanese geishas and a Mongolian restaurant to boot. No surprise that it was written by the same guy who was responsible for "Friday".
A song about Chinese cuisine (as you can tell from the title) that was controversial with cultural insensitivity, with its music video featuring Japanese geishas and a Mongolian restaurant to boot. No surprise that it was written by the same guy who was responsible for "Friday".
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Chinese Food"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A song about Chinese cuisine (as you can tell from the title) that was controversial with cultural insensitivity, with its music video featuring Japanese geishas and a Mongolian restaurant to boot. No surprise that it was written by the same guy who was responsible for "Friday".
A 1998 song from South Park, which got to the top 10 in several countries' charts, including number one in the UK, but it is not just about food.
A 1998 song from South Park, which got to the top 10 in several countries' charts, including number one in the UK, but it is not just about food.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Chocolate Salty Balls"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A 1998 song from South Park, which got to the top 10 in several countries' charts, including number one in the UK, but it is not just about food.
A novelty dance one-hit wonder rap song from The Simpsons in 1990, whose backing vocals were done by none other than Michael Jackson.
A novelty dance one-hit wonder rap song from The Simpsons in 1990, whose backing vocals were done by none other than Michael Jackson.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Do the Bartman"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A novelty dance one-hit wonder rap song from The Simpsons in 1990, whose backing vocals were done by none other than Michael Jackson.
A 4-year old made it onto the Billboard Hot 100.
A 4-year old made it onto the Billboard Hot 100.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Dur dur d'être bébé !"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A 4-year old made it onto the Billboard Hot 100.
The Latvian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 2022. The lyrics speak of "eating veggies and pussy", along with numerous other sexual innuendos. Somehow, the song still has a serious message.
The Latvian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 2022. The lyrics speak of "eating veggies and pussy", along with numerous other sexual innuendos. Somehow, the song still has a serious message.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Eat Your Salad"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
The Latvian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 2022. The lyrics speak of "eating veggies and pussy", along with numerous other sexual innuendos. Somehow, the song still has a serious message.
The Portuguese entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1974 was used as a signal to launch a successful national coup d'état.
The Portuguese entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1974 was used as a signal to launch a successful national coup d'état.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"E depois do adeus"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
The Portuguese entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1974 was used as a signal to launch a successful national coup d'état.
The Belgian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1980 whose lyrics spoke precisely of the event in which they took part, and deliberately attempted to be last-place.
The Belgian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1980 whose lyrics spoke precisely of the event in which they took part, and deliberately attempted to be last-place.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Euro-Vision"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
The Belgian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1980 whose lyrics spoke precisely of the event in which they took part, and deliberately attempted to be last-place.
Bruno Mars + Sexyy Red + strip club beat? "So, so dry", according to Pitchfork.
Bruno Mars + Sexyy Red + strip club beat? "So, so dry", according to Pitchfork.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Fat Juicy & Wet"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Bruno Mars + Sexyy Red + strip club beat? "So, so dry", according to Pitchfork.
A very short instrumental by a band noted for very long songs that was retitled as a parting shot at their former manager, who sued them afterwards.
A very short instrumental by a band noted for very long songs that was retitled as a parting shot at their former manager, who sued them afterwards.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Five Per Cent for Nothing"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A very short instrumental by a band noted for very long songs that was retitled as a parting shot at their former manager, who sued them afterwards.
A Dutch Christmas song about cannibalism.
A Dutch Christmas song about cannibalism.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Flappie"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A Dutch Christmas song about cannibalism.
Who knew the guy who made "Nothin' on You" and "Airplanes" would veer into the most redundant conspiracy theories?
Who knew the guy who made "Nothin' on You" and "Airplanes" would veer into the most redundant conspiracy theories?
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Flatline"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Who knew the guy who made "Nothin' on You" and "Airplanes" would veer into the most redundant conspiracy theories?
A 2013 song "created to fail" by Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis that instead ended up becoming a global smash hit.
A 2013 song "created to fail" by Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis that instead ended up becoming a global smash hit.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A 2013 song "created to fail" by Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis that instead ended up becoming a global smash hit.
A song that combines Little Red Riding Hood and two crazy 4.5 billion year old yellow wolves called Keith and Jim. The meaning of the song is debated, but one common theory is of all things, vaccines. It's also a Eurovision song, to boot.
A song that combines Little Red Riding Hood and two crazy 4.5 billion year old yellow wolves called Keith and Jim. The meaning of the song is debated, but one common theory is of all things, vaccines. It's also a Eurovision song, to boot.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Give That Wolf a Banana"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A song that combines Little Red Riding Hood and two crazy 4.5 billion year old yellow wolves called Keith and Jim. The meaning of the song is debated, but one common theory is of all things, vaccines. It's also a Eurovision song, to boot.
A Hungarian dirge from the 1930s that the press of the time claimed was linked to over 100 suicides, earning it the moniker of the "Hungarian Suicide Song".
A Hungarian dirge from the 1930s that the press of the time claimed was linked to over 100 suicides, earning it the moniker of the "Hungarian Suicide Song".
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Gloomy Sunday"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A Hungarian dirge from the 1930s that the press of the time claimed was linked to over 100 suicides, earning it the moniker of the "Hungarian Suicide Song".
A Lebanese love song turned into a Swedish song about hats and a drinking game, by mishearing the lyrics.
A Lebanese love song turned into a Swedish song about hats and a drinking game, by mishearing the lyrics.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Hatten är din"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A Lebanese love song turned into a Swedish song about hats and a drinking game, by mishearing the lyrics.
Was der Führer only half a man? See also Possible monorchism of Adolf Hitler.
Was der Führer only half a man? See also Possible monorchism of Adolf Hitler.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Hitler Has Only Got One Ball"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Was der Führer only half a man? See also Possible monorchism of Adolf Hitler.
If you made a diss track, how many people would you target?
If you made a diss track, how many people would you target?
"The Anacreontic Song"
"How to Rob"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
If you made a diss track, how many people would you target?
How a Flash animation of an anime girl spinning a leek and Hatsune Miku popularized a Finnish song from 1928 on Internet.
How a Flash animation of an anime girl spinning a leek and Hatsune Miku popularized a Finnish song from 1928 on Internet.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Ievan polkka"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
How a Flash animation of an anime girl spinning a leek and Hatsune Miku popularized a Finnish song from 1928 on Internet.
Another self-referential Eurovision song, this time by Dustin the Turkey, but did not qualify from the 2008 semifinals.
Another self-referential Eurovision song, this time by Dustin the Turkey, but did not qualify from the 2008 semifinals.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Irelande Douze Pointe"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Another self-referential Eurovision song, this time by Dustin the Turkey, but did not qualify from the 2008 semifinals.
A Danish #1 single from 1970, extolling the virtues of racial equality while calling a "negro man" "black as a bucket of tar".
A Danish #1 single from 1970, extolling the virtues of racial equality while calling a "negro man" "black as a bucket of tar".
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Jeg har set en rigtig negermand"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A Danish #1 single from 1970, extolling the virtues of racial equality while calling a "negro man" "black as a bucket of tar".
That time when an autotuned interview with Louis Theroux became so popular they convinced him to do a song.
That time when an autotuned interview with Louis Theroux became so popular they convinced him to do a song.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Jiggle Jiggle"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
That time when an autotuned interview with Louis Theroux became so popular they convinced him to do a song.
A surreal choral/spoken-word... thing recorded by Donald Trump and 20 men in prison for attacking the Capitol on January 6.
A surreal choral/spoken-word... thing recorded by Donald Trump and 20 men in prison for attacking the Capitol on January 6.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Justice for All"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A surreal choral/spoken-word... thing recorded by Donald Trump and 20 men in prison for attacking the Capitol on January 6.
Not about incest, according to the father and daughter who performed it.
Not about incest, according to the father and daughter who performed it.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Lemon Incest"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Not about incest, according to the father and daughter who performed it.
Poopy-di scoop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop.
Poopy-di scoop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Lift Yourself"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Poopy-di scoop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop.
Unknown songs, lost to time.
Unknown songs, lost to time.
"The Anacreontic Song"
Lostwave
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Unknown songs, lost to time.
If you hear this, you might be in danger.
If you hear this, you might be in danger.
"The Anacreontic Song"
Mysterioso Pizzicato
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
If you hear this, you might be in danger.
The Beach Boys' collaboration with Charles Manson. (Musical collaboration, to be clear.)
The Beach Boys' collaboration with Charles Manson. (Musical collaboration, to be clear.)
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Never Learn Not to Love"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
The Beach Boys' collaboration with Charles Manson. (Musical collaboration, to be clear.)
The song's title and chorus are both the N-word (which is then used an uncountable amount of times), it's a (rap-)metal song, and its performers are all very light-skinned... but it's anti-racist. Okay? (See also...)
The song's title and chorus are both the N-word (which is then used an uncountable amount of times), it's a (rap-)metal song, and its performers are all very light-skinned... but it's anti-racist. Okay? (See also...)
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Nigger"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
The song's title and chorus are both the N-word (which is then used an uncountable amount of times), it's a (rap-)metal song, and its performers are all very light-skinned... but it's anti-racist. Okay? (See also...)
I'm sorry, what does he call his opps?
I'm sorry, what does he call his opps?
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Ninja"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
I'm sorry, what does he call his opps?
If you can see someone's underwear, here's the tune to tell them by.
If you can see someone's underwear, here's the tune to tell them by.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
If you can see someone's underwear, here's the tune to tell them by.
Contains what its creators made to be the worst song ever: featuring operatic rapping, a children's choir urging listeners to go to Walmart, bagpipes, cowboy music, and political slogans shouted through a bullhorn.
Contains what its creators made to be the worst song ever: featuring operatic rapping, a children's choir urging listeners to go to Walmart, bagpipes, cowboy music, and political slogans shouted through a bullhorn.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"The People's Choice Music"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Contains what its creators made to be the worst song ever: featuring operatic rapping, a children's choir urging listeners to go to Walmart, bagpipes, cowboy music, and political slogans shouted through a bullhorn.
A deliberately broken English 90s Eurodance parody from 2023.
A deliberately broken English 90s Eurodance parody from 2023.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Planet of the Bass"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A deliberately broken English 90s Eurodance parody from 2023.
A random Japanese rock song that gained popularity due to its ability to calm crying babies.
A random Japanese rock song that gained popularity due to its ability to calm crying babies.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Poison: Iitai Koto mo Ienai Konna Yo no Naka wa"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A random Japanese rock song that gained popularity due to its ability to calm crying babies.
The song where the lyrics are deliberately unintelligible gibberish intended to sound to its Italian audience as if it is sung in English spoken with an American accent.
The song where the lyrics are deliberately unintelligible gibberish intended to sound to its Italian audience as if it is sung in English spoken with an American accent.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Prisencolinensinainciusol"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
The song where the lyrics are deliberately unintelligible gibberish intended to sound to its Italian audience as if it is sung in English spoken with an American accent.
A spoken-word heavy metal song about a gay cowboy orgy that became an internet meme and a counter-protest song against the Canadian convoy protest.
A spoken-word heavy metal song about a gay cowboy orgy that became an internet meme and a counter-protest song against the Canadian convoy protest.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Ram Ranch"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A spoken-word heavy metal song about a gay cowboy orgy that became an internet meme and a counter-protest song against the Canadian convoy protest.
A song mentioned in a top songs list of a notable magazine, that was long-believed by some to be non-existent because collectors were unable to find a recording or further information on it until 33 years after it was written.
A song mentioned in a top songs list of a notable magazine, that was long-believed by some to be non-existent because collectors were unable to find a recording or further information on it until 33 years after it was written.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Ready 'n' Steady"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A song mentioned in a top songs list of a notable magazine, that was long-believed by some to be non-existent because collectors were unable to find a recording or further information on it until 33 years after it was written.
If you want to hear the sound of a woman having sex with Axl Rose set to music, now's your chance!
If you want to hear the sound of a woman having sex with Axl Rose set to music, now's your chance!
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Rocket Queen"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
If you want to hear the sound of a woman having sex with Axl Rose set to music, now's your chance!
Brian May of Queen fame lays down guitar for a mashup of the viral 2010 flash animation Badgers with his own song "Flash" with vocals from Brian Blessed, all to protest against UK PM David Cameron's policies on badger culling.
Brian May of Queen fame lays down guitar for a mashup of the viral 2010 flash animation Badgers with his own song "Flash" with vocals from Brian Blessed, all to protest against UK PM David Cameron's policies on badger culling.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Save the Badger Badger Badger"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Brian May of Queen fame lays down guitar for a mashup of the viral 2010 flash animation Badgers with his own song "Flash" with vocals from Brian Blessed, all to protest against UK PM David Cameron's policies on badger culling.
Touch her, you'll be arrested.
Touch her, you'll be arrested.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Shukusei!! Loli Kami Requiem"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Touch her, you'll be arrested.
As of 2025, the shortest song to chart on the Billboard Hot 100 and the UK Singles Chart is a 30-second jingle about la-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken.
As of 2025, the shortest song to chart on the Billboard Hot 100 and the UK Singles Chart is a 30-second jingle about la-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Steve's Lava Chicken"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
As of 2025, the shortest song to chart on the Billboard Hot 100 and the UK Singles Chart is a 30-second jingle about la-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken.
A song taped off a radio station in 1984 by a German teenager for a mixtape, which he forgot the name of, resulting in a decades-long hunt for the song that was resolved in November 2024.
A song taped off a radio station in 1984 by a German teenager for a mixtape, which he forgot the name of, resulting in a decades-long hunt for the song that was resolved in November 2024.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Subways of Your Mind"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A song taped off a radio station in 1984 by a German teenager for a mixtape, which he forgot the name of, resulting in a decades-long hunt for the song that was resolved in November 2024.
Rapping set to the theme of Super Mario Land. After hearing the song, Nintendo not only cleared the sample but also requested they make an album of Super Mario material.
Rapping set to the theme of Super Mario Land. After hearing the song, Nintendo not only cleared the sample but also requested they make an album of Super Mario material.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Supermarioland"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Rapping set to the theme of Super Mario Land. After hearing the song, Nintendo not only cleared the sample but also requested they make an album of Super Mario material.
Apparently AKB48's producers couldn't come up with a snappier title.
Apparently AKB48's producers couldn't come up with a snappier title.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Suzukake no Ki no Michi de 'Kimi no Hohoemi o Yume ni Miru' to Itte Shimattara Bokutachi no Kankei wa Dō Kawatte Shimau no ka, Bokunari ni Nannichi ka Kangaeta Ue de no Yaya Kihazukashii Ketsuron no Yō na Mono"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Apparently AKB48's producers couldn't come up with a snappier title.
A novelty nursery-rhyme remix of the Teletubbies theme tune that got to number one in the United Kingdom, and was narrowly beaten for Christmas number one in 1997. This did not stop Bob the Builder from getting Christmas number one three years later, though.
A novelty nursery-rhyme remix of the Teletubbies theme tune that got to number one in the United Kingdom, and was narrowly beaten for Christmas number one in 1997. This did not stop Bob the Builder from getting Christmas number one three years later, though.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Teletubbies say "Eh-oh!""
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A novelty nursery-rhyme remix of the Teletubbies theme tune that got to number one in the United Kingdom, and was narrowly beaten for Christmas number one in 1997. This did not stop Bob the Builder from getting Christmas number one three years later, though.
A Eurodance version of the Tetris theme co-produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It was in the British charts at the same time as "Supermarioland" mentioned above.
A Eurodance version of the Tetris theme co-produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It was in the British charts at the same time as "Supermarioland" mentioned above.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Tetris"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A Eurodance version of the Tetris theme co-produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It was in the British charts at the same time as "Supermarioland" mentioned above.
A top 40 hit in 1970, written by Rupert Holmes of "The Piña Colada Song" fame, that gained success despite (or due to) the fact it was about cannibalism during a mining disaster.
A top 40 hit in 1970, written by Rupert Holmes of "The Piña Colada Song" fame, that gained success despite (or due to) the fact it was about cannibalism during a mining disaster.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Timothy"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A top 40 hit in 1970, written by Rupert Holmes of "The Piña Colada Song" fame, that gained success despite (or due to) the fact it was about cannibalism during a mining disaster.
A comic rap performed by Mel Brooks, sung as Adolf Hitler. "Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi Party".
A comic rap performed by Mel Brooks, sung as Adolf Hitler. "Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi Party".
"The Anacreontic Song"
"To Be or Not to Be (The Hitler Rap)"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A comic rap performed by Mel Brooks, sung as Adolf Hitler. "Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi Party".
An unexpected collaboration between rapper Tinchy Stryder and British comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers.
An unexpected collaboration between rapper Tinchy Stryder and British comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"To Me, To You (Bruv)"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
An unexpected collaboration between rapper Tinchy Stryder and British comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers.
A lostwave song from a small song-finding website which went viral on Reddit and was found in an 80s porn film.
A lostwave song from a small song-finding website which went viral on Reddit and was found in an 80s porn film.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Ulterior Motives"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A lostwave song from a small song-finding website which went viral on Reddit and was found in an 80s porn film.
A protest song against United Airlines which caused their stock price to fall by 10% and cost shareholders $180 million.
A protest song against United Airlines which caused their stock price to fall by 10% and cost shareholders $180 million.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"United Breaks Guitars"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A protest song against United Airlines which caused their stock price to fall by 10% and cost shareholders $180 million.
"We"?
"We"?
"The Anacreontic Song"
"We Are Charlie Kirk"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
"We"?
A song covering the major events of 40 years. Check "Events and people outlined" for explanations of each.
A song covering the major events of 40 years. Check "Events and people outlined" for explanations of each.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"We Didn't Start the Fire"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A song covering the major events of 40 years. Check "Events and people outlined" for explanations of each.
No matter how deep rap feuds get, it can never get as bad as dissing your dead opps over "A Thousand Miles" of all samples. (Officially sanctioned by Vanessa Carlton herself.)
No matter how deep rap feuds get, it can never get as bad as dissing your dead opps over "A Thousand Miles" of all samples. (Officially sanctioned by Vanessa Carlton herself.)
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Who I Smoke"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
No matter how deep rap feuds get, it can never get as bad as dissing your dead opps over "A Thousand Miles" of all samples. (Officially sanctioned by Vanessa Carlton herself.)
A white man from England sings about women being "the nigger of the world" and "the slave of the slaves". A good reason to never say the word, as he faced the consequences less than a decade later.
A white man from England sings about women being "the nigger of the world" and "the slave of the slaves". A good reason to never say the word, as he faced the consequences less than a decade later.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Woman Is the Nigger of the World"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
A white man from England sings about women being "the nigger of the world" and "the slave of the slaves". A good reason to never say the word, as he faced the consequences less than a decade later.
Taylor Swift tries (and fails) to make dick jokes.
Taylor Swift tries (and fails) to make dick jokes.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"Wood"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Taylor Swift tries (and fails) to make dick jokes.
At a full 1.316 seconds in length, the shortest song with a physical single release of all time.
At a full 1.316 seconds in length, the shortest song with a physical single release of all time.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"You Suffer"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
At a full 1.316 seconds in length, the shortest song with a physical single release of all time.
The true story of how a Weird Al Yankovic parody caused the article for Atlantic Records to be regularly vandalized.
The true story of how a Weird Al Yankovic parody caused the article for Atlantic Records to be regularly vandalized.
"The Anacreontic Song"
"You're Pitiful"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
The true story of how a Weird Al Yankovic parody caused the article for Atlantic Records to be regularly vandalized.
"The Anacreontic Song"
An 18th-century drinking song whose melody was later adopted for "The Star-Spangled Banner".
"Anyone Can Fall in Love"
The relatively obscure lyrics to the EastEnders theme tune.
"All Summer Long"
A song where two karaoke cover versions became one-hit wonders in 2008 on the Billboard Hot 100 because the original song was not released on iTunes, only to radio. One of the covers even charted a few places higher than the original.
"Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt"
A foul-mouthed comedy punk song about the then-British Prime Minister that attempted to be the UK Christmas number one in 2020. Despite getting no air time, it got to No. 5. The following year, it spawned a sequel, which also got to No. 5 in the Christmas chart. From the same band that brought you "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" and "Fuck the Tories".
"Camouflage"
A vinyl single from 1983 that contained a computer programme for the song's own music video for the ZX81. Created by a man who later found fame wearing a papier-mâché head.
"Chinese Food"
A song about Chinese cuisine (as you can tell from the title) that was controversial with cultural insensitivity, with its music video featuring Japanese geishas and a Mongolian restaurant to boot. No surprise that it was written by the same guy who was responsible for "Friday".
"Chocolate Salty Balls"
A 1998 song from South Park, which got to the top 10 in several countries' charts, including number one in the UK, but it is not just about food.
"Do the Bartman"
A novelty dance one-hit wonder rap song from The Simpsons in 1990, whose backing vocals were done by none other than Michael Jackson.
"Dur dur d'être bébé !"
A 4-year old made it onto the Billboard Hot 100.
"Eat Your Salad"
The Latvian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 2022. The lyrics speak of "eating veggies and pussy", along with numerous other sexual innuendos. Somehow, the song still has a serious message.
"E depois do adeus"
The Portuguese entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1974 was used as a signal to launch a successful national coup d'état.
"Euro-Vision"
The Belgian entry of the Eurovision Song Contest 1980 whose lyrics spoke precisely of the event in which they took part, and deliberately attempted to be last-place.
"Fat Juicy & Wet"
Bruno Mars + Sexyy Red + strip club beat? "So, so dry", according to Pitchfork.
"Five Per Cent for Nothing"
A very short instrumental by a band noted for very long songs that was retitled as a parting shot at their former manager, who sued them afterwards.
"Flappie"
A Dutch Christmas song about cannibalism.
"Flatline"
Who knew the guy who made "Nothin' on You" and "Airplanes" would veer into the most redundant conspiracy theories?
"The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)"
A 2013 song "created to fail" by Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis that instead ended up becoming a global smash hit.
"Give That Wolf a Banana"
A song that combines Little Red Riding Hood and two crazy 4.5 billion year old yellow wolves called Keith and Jim. The meaning of the song is debated, but one common theory is of all things, vaccines. It's also a Eurovision song, to boot.
"Gloomy Sunday"
A Hungarian dirge from the 1930s that the press of the time claimed was linked to over 100 suicides, earning it the moniker of the "Hungarian Suicide Song".
"Hatten är din"
A Lebanese love song turned into a Swedish song about hats and a drinking game, by mishearing the lyrics.
"Hitler Has Only Got One Ball"
Was der Führer only half a man? See also Possible monorchism of Adolf Hitler.
"How to Rob"
If you made a diss track, how many people would you target?
"Ievan polkka"
How a Flash animation of an anime girl spinning a leek and Hatsune Miku popularized a Finnish song from 1928 on Internet.
"Irelande Douze Pointe"
Another self-referential Eurovision song, this time by Dustin the Turkey, but did not qualify from the 2008 semifinals.
"Jeg har set en rigtig negermand"
A Danish single from 1970, extolling the virtues of racial equality while calling a "negro man black as a bucket of tar".
"Jiggle Jiggle"
That time when an autotuned interview with Louis Theroux became so popular they convinced him to do a song.
"Justice for All"
A surreal choral/spoken-word... thing recorded by Donald Trump and 20 men in prison for attacking the Capitol on January 6.
"Lemon Incest"
Not about incest, according to the father and daughter who performed it.
"Lift Yourself"
Poopy-di scoop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop.
Lostwave
Unknown songs, lost to time.
Mysterioso Pizzicato
If you hear this, you might be in danger.
"Never Learn Not to Love"
The Beach Boys' collaboration with Charles Manson. (Musical collaboration, to be clear.)
"Nigger"
The song's title and chorus are both the N-word (which is then used an uncountable amount of times), it's a (rap-)metal song, and its performers are all very light-skinned... but it's anti-racist. Okay? (See also...)
"Ninja"
I'm sorry, what does he call his opps?
"Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah"
If you can see someone's underwear, here's the tune to tell them by.
"The People's Choice Music"
Contains what its creators made to be the worst song ever: featuring operatic rapping, a children's choir urging listeners to go to Walmart, bagpipes, cowboy music, and political slogans shouted through a bullhorn.
"Planet of the Bass"
A deliberately broken English 90s Eurodance parody from 2023.
"Poison: Iitai Koto mo Ienai Konna Yo no Naka wa"
A random Japanese rock song that gained popularity due to its ability to calm crying babies.
"Prisencolinensinainciusol"
The song where the lyrics are deliberately unintelligible gibberish intended to sound to its Italian audience as if it is sung in English spoken with an American accent.
"Ram Ranch"
A spoken-word heavy metal song about a gay cowboy orgy that became an internet meme and a counter-protest song against the Canadian convoy protest.
"Ready 'n' Steady"
A song mentioned in a top songs list of a notable magazine, that was long-believed by some to be non-existent because collectors were unable to find a recording or further information on it until 33 years after it was written.
"Rocket Queen"
If you want to hear the sound of a woman having sex with Axl Rose set to music, now's your chance!
"Save the Badger Badger Badger"
Brian May of Queen fame lays down guitar for a mashup of the viral 2010 flash animation Badgers with his own song "Flash" with vocals from Brian Blessed, all to protest against UK PM David Cameron's policies on badger culling.
"Shukusei!! Loli Kami Requiem"
Touch her, you'll be arrested.
"Steve's Lava Chicken"
As of 2025, the shortest song to chart on the Billboard Hot 100 and the UK Singles Chart is a 30-second jingle about la-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken.
"Subways of Your Mind"
A song taped off a radio station in 1984 by a German teenager for a mixtape, which he forgot the name of, resulting in a decades-long hunt for the song that was resolved in November 2024.
"Supermarioland"
Rapping set to the theme of Super Mario Land. After hearing the song, Nintendo not only cleared the sample but also requested they make an album of Super Mario material.
"Suzukake no Ki no Michi de 'Kimi no Hohoemi o Yume ni Miru' to Itte Shimattara Bokutachi no Kankei wa Dō Kawatte Shimau no ka, Bokunari ni Nannichi ka Kangaeta Ue de no Yaya Kihazukashii Ketsuron no Yō na Mono"
Apparently AKB48's producers couldn't come up with a snappier title.
"Teletubbies say "Eh-oh!
A novelty nursery-rhyme remix of the Teletubbies theme tune that got to number one in the United Kingdom, and was narrowly beaten for Christmas number one in 1997. This did not stop Bob the Builder from getting Christmas number one three years later, though.
"Tetris"
A Eurodance version of the Tetris theme co-produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It was in the British charts at the same time as "Supermarioland" mentioned above.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Music › Musical works › Albums
21½ Minutes in Berlin/23 Minutes in Brussels
21½ Minutes in Berlin/23 Minutes in Brussels
( )
21½ Minutes in Berlin/23 Minutes in Brussels
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A pair of live recordings by the band Suicide, with the B-side showing an audience grow increasingly agitated at Elvis Costello not performing, before devolving into a riot.
A Rubber Band Christmas
A Rubber Band Christmas
( )
A Rubber Band Christmas
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
An album of Christmas music created using office supplies.
Altered States of America
Altered States of America
( )
Altered States of America
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
This grindcore album by Agoraphobic Nosebleed has 100 tracks, including many under 15 seconds in length. It even has a track 0!
Amore
Amore
( )
Amore
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A Japan-exclusive city pop album from the granddaughter of former Italian fascist dictator, Benito Mussolini.
All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling
All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling
( )
All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
An early album by Godspeed You! Black Emperor, which had such a tiny release it was considered lost media until 2022.
The Big Day
The Big Day
( )
The Big Day
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
One of the most acclaimed rappers of the 2010s makes an entire album dedicated to how much he loves his wife. It is not well-received and they end up divorcing a few years later.
The Boy Bands Have Won
The Boy Bands Have Won
( )
The Boy Bands Have Won
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
There's actually 151 more words in that title, making it the longest-titled released album.
Christmas in the Stars
Christmas in the Stars
( )
Christmas in the Stars
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Jon Bon Jovi's recorded music debut was for a Star Wars-themed holiday album.
Cigarettes and Valentines
Cigarettes and Valentines
( )
Cigarettes and Valentines
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
An entire record by Green Day whose master tracks were stolen; this led to the creation of American Idiot.
Cruel World of Dreams and Fears
Cruel World of Dreams and Fears
( )
Cruel World of Dreams and Fears
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A Czech black metal album noted for its cover, of artist Draugveil wearing corpse paint and a suit of armour, lying in a field of roses. It attracted of meme parodies and claims that AI was first used to make the cover, and then everything else on the album.
Dark Night of the Soul
Dark Night of the Soul
( )
Dark Night of the Soul
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Due to a legal dispute, this album was released with a blank CD-R.
Dr. Octagonecologyst
Dr. Octagonecologyst
( )
Dr. Octagonecologyst
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Who knew someone would rap about a homicidal extra-terrestrial time-traveling gynaecologist?
Elvis' Greatest Shit
Elvis' Greatest Shit
( )
Elvis' Greatest Shit
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Not the one he was trying to pass the night he allegedly died.
Embrace (American band Embrace album)Embrace (English band Embrace album)
Embrace (American band Embrace album)Embrace (English band Embrace album)
( )
Embrace (American band Embrace album)Embrace (English band Embrace album)
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
What happens to Wikipedia article titles when two different bands with the exact same name both release self-titled albums.
Eurobeat Disney
Eurobeat Disney
( )
Eurobeat Disney
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A Japan-exclusive album of eurobeat remixes to Disney songs. Heck, it even spawned a couple of sequels, which are Eurobeat Disney 2 and Eurobeat Disney 3.
Everywhere at the End of Time
Everywhere at the End of Time
( )
Everywhere at the End of Time
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
An audio portrayal of the mental decay of Alzheimer's disease over 6½ hours. Somehow became popular on the app with the shortest attention span.
Everyday Chemistry
Everyday Chemistry
( )
Everyday Chemistry
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A supposed album by the Beatles, from an alternate dimension where they never broke up.
The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks
The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks
( )
The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
The title of this album led to obscenity charges.
Gasms
Gasms
( )
Gasms
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Gasms.
Having Fun with Elvis on Stage
Having Fun with Elvis on Stage
( )
Having Fun with Elvis on Stage
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
An official Elvis Presley live album with no music, consisting of random on-stage banter and comments from between songs stripped of any coherence or context.
Helter Stupid
Helter Stupid
( )
Helter Stupid
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Negativland created a fake story about a murderer being inspired by their music, then made an album based on samples of media falling for the hoax.
I Am the Greatest
I Am the Greatest
( )
I Am the Greatest
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Muhammad Ali does diss track rap, in 1963.
Is This What We Want?
Is This What We Want?
( )
Is This What We Want?
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Music artists from the United Kingdom decided to band together to make an album to protest against using copyrighted works to train AI. Or: Sleepify (see below) for the modern people.
In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy
In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy
( )
In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A cover album of metal and hard rock songs in a jazzy mood by Pat Boone.
In Search of The
In Search of The
( )
In Search of The
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A box set isn't particularly unusual. A box set of 13 full albums that have never been released before, handmade by the artist, is pretty unusual.
Katy Hudson
Katy Hudson
( )
Katy Hudson
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Katy Perry's first ever album 6 years before her pop music career, an obscure gospel album whose record label went bankrupt the year it was released.
The Lillywhite Sessions
The Lillywhite Sessions
( )
The Lillywhite Sessions
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Never officially released, and yet fans and critics can argue that it's the best "album" by the Dave Matthews Band.
Meow the Jewels
Meow the Jewels
( )
Meow the Jewels
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Mew mrrp meow purr mrrp.
Metal Machine Music
Metal Machine Music
( )
Metal Machine Music
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A 1975 album by Lou Reed that consists of 64 minutes of audio feedback, widely believed to have either been an elaborate joke, or an attempt by Reed to escape from a record label contract.
The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief
The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief
( )
The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A three-sided LP.
Moog Indigo
Moog Indigo
( )
Moog Indigo
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A French electronic music album from 1970, two of whose songs (one being an electronic remix of Beethoven's Turkish March) became insanely popular in Latin America because they were used in two Mexican shows created by the same Mexican comedian.
Mouth Sounds
Mouth Sounds
( )
Mouth Sounds
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
In which Modest Mouse, Alanis Morrisette, and Huey Lewis and the News are mixed with "All Star". ASMR lovers avoid, Shrek lovers welcome.
Mr. Bungle
Mr. Bungle
( )
Mr. Bungle
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
The self-titled and most chaotic album from an already chaotic band. Ska, circus music, jazz fusion and funk metal are just a few of the genres used, along with samples from pornography, public service announcements, David Lynch's Blue Velvet, and the sounds of a man defecating.
Musique pour Supermarché
Musique pour Supermarché
( )
Musique pour Supermarché
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
This album by Jean-Michel Jarre had only a single copy produced, which was then auctioned off like a painting. The master tapes were subsequently destroyed, making the copy unique.
No Love Deep Web
No Love Deep Web
( )
No Love Deep Web
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
To protest the album being delayed without their consent, Death Grips leaked it online early while using a photo of the drummer's penis as cover art.
Once Upon a Time in Shaolin
Once Upon a Time in Shaolin
( )
Once Upon a Time in Shaolin
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A Wu-Tang Clan album that only had one copy produced, being bought by Martin Shkreli for two million dollars, making it the most expensive work of music ever sold.
Orgasm
Orgasm
( )
Orgasm
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
How a bunch of tripped-out hippies in 1969 decided to invite random people from the streets of New York to contribute to their experimental album, and in the process ended up inventing industrial music, noise rock and perhaps even black metal decades ahead of schedule.
The Road to Freedom
The Road to Freedom
( )
The Road to Freedom
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A "spectacular hit album" of... Scientology songs?
Sleep
Sleep
( )
Sleep
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
An 8 .mw- .mw- .mw- 1⁄2 hour concept album about sleep. Also available in a one-hour version if you're in a hurry.
Sleepify
Sleepify
( )
Sleepify
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
Silence is golden, especially when you're trying to fund a world tour.
Songs of the Humpback Whale
Songs of the Humpback Whale
( )
Songs of the Humpback Whale
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
An album of whale song, which due to a giveaway by National Geographic resulted in the largest ever single print run of vinyl records in history.
Smile
Smile
( )
Smile
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
An unfinished Beach Boys album that is one of the most written-about and speculated-upon works in popular music history.
Sweet Insanity
Sweet Insanity
( )
Sweet Insanity
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A rejected Brian Wilson album that was written and recorded with his ex-psychologist. Includes a rap song that opens with the line, "My name is Brian and I'm the man, I write hit songs with the wave of my hand!" Wilson's fans threatened to murder a critic for publishing a positive review.
Trout Mask Replica
Trout Mask Replica
( )
Trout Mask Replica
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A chaotic 1969 pop album by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band containing bizarre and disjointed musical compositions.
Utautai ga Uta Utai ni Kite Uta Utae to Iu ga Utautai ga Uta Utau dake Utaikire ba Uta Utau keredomo Utautai dake Uta Utaikirenai kara Uta Utawanu!?
Utautai ga Uta Utai ni Kite Uta Utae to Iu ga Utautai ga Uta Utau dake Utaikire ba Uta Utau keredomo Utautai dake Uta Utaikirenai kara Uta Utawanu!?
( )
Utautai ga Uta Utai ni Kite Uta Utae to Iu ga Utautai ga Uta Utau dake Utaikire ba Uta Utau keredomo Utautai dake Uta Utaikirenai kara Uta Utawanu!?
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
For some reason Greeeen tried to come up with a tongue-twisting album title.
Wake Up!
Wake Up!
( )
Wake Up!
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A rock album officially sanctioned by the Pope.
Yesterday and Today
Yesterday and Today
( )
Yesterday and Today
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
A North American release from the Beatles that is most notorious for its album art, which features the Fab Four posing with decapitated baby dolls and chunks of raw meat.
( )
An album by Icelandic band Sigur Rós featuring songs in an entirely made-up language.
21½ Minutes in Berlin/23 Minutes in Brussels
A pair of live recordings by the band Suicide, with the B-side showing an audience grow increasingly agitated at Elvis Costello not performing, before devolving into a riot.
A Rubber Band Christmas
An album of Christmas music created using office supplies.
Altered States of America
This grindcore album by Agoraphobic Nosebleed has 100 tracks, including many under 15 seconds in length. It even has a track 0!
Amore
A Japan-exclusive city pop album from the granddaughter of former Italian fascist dictator, Benito Mussolini.
All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling
An early album by Godspeed You! Black Emperor, which had such a tiny release it was considered lost media until 2022.
The Big Day
One of the most acclaimed rappers of the 2010s makes an entire album dedicated to how much he loves his wife. It is not well-received and they end up divorcing a few years later.
The Boy Bands Have Won
There's actually 151 more words in that title, making it the longest-titled released album.
Christmas in the Stars
Jon Bon Jovi's recorded music debut was for a Star Wars-themed holiday album.
Cigarettes and Valentines
An entire record by Green Day whose master tracks were stolen; this led to the creation of American Idiot.
Cruel World of Dreams and Fears
A Czech black metal album noted for its cover, of artist Draugveil wearing corpse paint and a suit of armour, lying in a field of roses. It attracted of meme parodies and claims that AI was first used to make the cover, and then everything else on the album.
Dark Night of the Soul
Due to a legal dispute, this album was released with a blank CD-R.
Dr. Octagonecologyst
Who knew someone would rap about a homicidal extra-terrestrial time-traveling gynaecologist?
Elvis' Greatest Shit
Not the one he was trying to pass the night he allegedly died.
Embrace (American band Embrace album)Embrace (English band Embrace album)
What happens to Wikipedia article titles when two different bands with the exact same name both release self-titled albums.
Eurobeat Disney
A Japan-exclusive album of eurobeat remixes to Disney songs. Heck, it even spawned a couple of sequels, which are Eurobeat Disney 2 and Eurobeat Disney 3.
Everywhere at the End of Time
An audio portrayal of the mental decay of Alzheimer's disease over 6½ hours. Somehow became popular on the app with the shortest attention span.
Everyday Chemistry
A supposed album by the Beatles, from an alternate dimension where they never broke up.
The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks
The title of this album led to obscenity charges.
Gasms
Gasms.
Having Fun with Elvis on Stage
An official Elvis Presley live album with no music, consisting of random on-stage banter and comments from between songs stripped of any coherence or context.
Helter Stupid
Negativland created a fake story about a murderer being inspired by their music, then made an album based on samples of media falling for the hoax.
I Am the Greatest
Muhammad Ali does diss track rap, in 1963.
Is This What We Want?
Music artists from the United Kingdom decided to band together to make an album to protest against using copyrighted works to train AI. Or: Sleepify (see below) for the modern people.
In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy
A cover album of metal and hard rock songs in a jazzy mood by Pat Boone.
In Search of The
A box set isn't particularly unusual. A box set of 13 full albums that have never been released before, handmade by the artist, is pretty unusual.
Katy Hudson
Katy Perry's first ever album 6 years before her pop music career, an obscure gospel album whose record label went bankrupt the year it was released.
The Lillywhite Sessions
Never officially released, and yet fans and critics can argue that it's the best "album" by the Dave Matthews Band.
Meow the Jewels
Mew mrrp meow purr mrrp.
Metal Machine Music
A 1975 album by Lou Reed that consists of 64 minutes of audio feedback, widely believed to have either been an elaborate joke, or an attempt by Reed to escape from a record label contract.
The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief
A three-sided LP.
Moog Indigo
A French electronic music album from 1970, two of whose songs (one being an electronic remix of Beethoven's Turkish March) became insanely popular in Latin America because they were used in two Mexican shows created by the same Mexican comedian.
Mouth Sounds
In which Modest Mouse, Alanis Morrisette, and Huey Lewis and the News are mixed with "All Star". ASMR lovers avoid, Shrek lovers welcome.
Mr. Bungle
The self-titled and most chaotic album from an already chaotic band. Ska, circus music, jazz fusion and funk metal are just a few of the genres used, along with samples from pornography, public service announcements, David Lynch's Blue Velvet, and the sounds of a man defecating.
Musique pour Supermarché
This album by Jean-Michel Jarre had only a single copy produced, which was then auctioned off like a painting. The master tapes were subsequently destroyed, making the copy unique.
No Love Deep Web
To protest the album being delayed without their consent, Death Grips leaked it online early while using a photo of the drummer's penis as cover art.
Once Upon a Time in Shaolin
A Wu-Tang Clan album that only had one copy produced, being bought by Martin Shkreli for two million dollars, making it the most expensive work of music ever sold.
Orgasm
How a bunch of tripped-out hippies in 1969 decided to invite random people from the streets of New York to contribute to their experimental album, and in the process ended up inventing industrial music, noise rock and perhaps even black metal decades ahead of schedule.
The Road to Freedom
A "spectacular hit album" of... Scientology songs?
Sleep
hour concept album about sleep. Also available in a one-hour version if you're in a hurry.
Sleepify
Silence is golden, especially when you're trying to fund a world tour.
Songs of the Humpback Whale
An album of whale song, which due to a giveaway by National Geographic resulted in the largest ever single print run of vinyl records in history.
Smile
An unfinished Beach Boys album that is one of the most written-about and speculated-upon works in popular music history.
Sweet Insanity
A rejected Brian Wilson album that was written and recorded with his ex-psychologist. Includes a rap song that opens with the line, "My name is Brian and I'm the man, I write hit songs with the wave of my hand!" Wilson's fans threatened to murder a critic for publishing a positive review.
Trout Mask Replica
A chaotic 1969 pop album by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band containing bizarre and disjointed musical compositions.
Utautai ga Uta Utai ni Kite Uta Utae to Iu ga Utautai ga Uta Utau dake Utaikire ba Uta Utau keredomo Utautai dake Uta Utaikirenai kara Uta Utawanu!?
For some reason Greeeen tried to come up with a tongue-twisting album title.
Wake Up!
A rock album officially sanctioned by the Pope.
Yesterday and Today
A North American release from the Beatles that is most notorious for its album art, which features the Fab Four posing with decapitated baby dolls and chunks of raw meat.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Film
3 Dev Adam
3 Dev Adam
2 Girls 1 Cup
3 Dev Adam
Just don't watch it.
A Turkish movie featuring (unlicensed) Captain America and El Santo battling evil Spider-Man. Quite successful in Turkey, resulting in other unlicensed films such as the infamous Turkish Star Wars.
100 Years
100 Years
2 Girls 1 Cup
100 Years
Just don't watch it.
A movie that your grandchildren and great-grandchildren might be able to enjoy!
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
2 Girls 1 Cup
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
Just don't watch it.
"He emancipated the slaves... he saved the union... and slaughtered the undead!"  – Film tagline
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
2 Girls 1 Cup
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
Just don't watch it.
A movie about a director who makes a bad movie and has to use the pseudonym Alan Smithee, but can't remove his name from the credits because his actual name is Alan Smithee. In reality, the movie about the movie was so bad that director Arthur Hiller was credited as Alan Smithee to disguise himself from the production.
Amazing Grace
Amazing Grace
2 Girls 1 Cup
Amazing Grace
Just don't watch it.
A film that got assembled 40 years after the director forgot to use clapperboards, and the star didn't want you to see.
Ambiancé
Ambiancé
2 Girls 1 Cup
Ambiancé
Just don't watch it.
An experimental film that was scheduled to have a thirty day-long running time, with the only copy being destroyed after its premiere, only for it to be unexpectedly cancelled by the director after its release date passed without a showing.
The Asylum
The Asylum
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Asylum
Just don't watch it.
The studio that made some of the most (in)famous mockbusters and Sharknado as well! Reportedly sometimes subjects its workers to 22-hour workdays and yet has never lost money on a single film (somehow).
Atuk
Atuk
2 Girls 1 Cup
Atuk
Just don't watch it.
A comedy screenplay, never filmed as its intended lead actors just kept dying.
Barbenheimer
Barbenheimer
2 Girls 1 Cup
Barbenheimer
Just don't watch it.
The biggest movie phenomenon of 2023, where Malibu meets the Manhattan Project.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
2 Girls 1 Cup
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Just don't watch it.
A climatology fever dream meets a virology fever dream meets an ornithology fever dream meets a cinematography fever dream.
Black and white hat symbolism in film
Black and white hat symbolism in film
2 Girls 1 Cup
Black and white hat symbolism in film
Just don't watch it.
The hat, sir, whatever could it mean?
Boss Nigger
Boss Nigger
2 Girls 1 Cup
Boss Nigger
Just don't watch it.
He's black, bad, and has one hell of a catchy theme song!
Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
2 Girls 1 Cup
Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
Just don't watch it.
A Hong Kong kung fu film re-edited and dubbed to be turned into a Situationist analysis and parody of class conflict and the workers' movement.
William Castle
William Castle
2 Girls 1 Cup
William Castle
Just don't watch it.
Horror director who loved a promotional gimmick. One film offered a $1000 insurance policy if you died of fright, and another offered audiences a full refund if they were too scared to see the ending.
Cocksucker Blues
Cocksucker Blues
2 Girls 1 Cup
Cocksucker Blues
Just don't watch it.
A Rolling Stones documentary which was banned from being shown unless the director was physically present.
The Conqueror
The Conqueror
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Conqueror
Just don't watch it.
John Wayne IS Genghis Khan! The filming location IS radioactive!
The Cure for Insomnia
The Cure for Insomnia
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Cure for Insomnia
Just don't watch it.
A movie that runs for 85 hours. Not the longest movie ever screened though (see below).
The Day the Clown Cried
The Day the Clown Cried
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Day the Clown Cried
Just don't watch it.
A notorious unreleased film about the Holocaust by Jerry Lewis – hey, it's a comedy!
Deafula
Deafula
2 Girls 1 Cup
Deafula
Just don't watch it.
A vampire movie shot entirely in American Sign Language.
Death of a President
Death of a President
2 Girls 1 Cup
Death of a President
Just don't watch it.
A mockumentary film created about the hypothetical future assassination of George W. Bush, released while he was still in office.
Dump months
Dump months
2 Girls 1 Cup
Dump months
Just don't watch it.
The opposite of the summer movie season.
El Conde
El Conde
2 Girls 1 Cup
El Conde
Just don't watch it.
What if I told you Augusto Pinochet was a centuries-old vampire, and son of Margaret Thatcher? It's more likely than you think.
Emesis Blue
Emesis Blue
2 Girls 1 Cup
Emesis Blue
Just don't watch it.
A psychological horror fan film animated with Source Filmmaker loosely based on the lore of Team Fortress 2.
Emilia Pérez
Emilia Pérez
2 Girls 1 Cup
Emilia Pérez
Just don't watch it.
A film about a Mexican transgender cartel leader made by a French guy who didn't film it anywhere even near Mexico because he "already knew enough". Surprisingly managed to anger every community it pandered to and was still nominated for 13 Oscars, winning 2.
Empire
Empire
2 Girls 1 Cup
Empire
Just don't watch it.
A film by Andy Warhol consisting entirely of eight hours of still footage of the Empire State Building.
Empires of the Deep
Empires of the Deep
2 Girls 1 Cup
Empires of the Deep
Just don't watch it.
A $140 million unreleased US-Chinese aqua-fantasy film that sunk to the depths of the sea...
The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. West in the Land of the Bolsheviks
The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. West in the Land of the Bolsheviks
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. West in the Land of the Bolsheviks
Just don't watch it.
An early Soviet film featuring a wealthy American man and his bodyguard named "Cowboy Jeddy" who find themselves involved in a series of stereotypical comedic mishaps in post-revolutionary Russia.
Fidos Award
Fidos Award
2 Girls 1 Cup
Fidos Award
Just don't watch it.
For the world's best acting dogs.
First on the Moon
First on the Moon
2 Girls 1 Cup
First on the Moon
Just don't watch it.
Proof that the Soviets got there, thirty years before Armstrong and Aldrin didn't.
Foodfight!
Foodfight!
2 Girls 1 Cup
Foodfight!
Just don't watch it.
An animated film starring well-known food mascots that had a tumultuous production and is considered one of the worst films ever made.
Freddy Got Fingered
Freddy Got Fingered
2 Girls 1 Cup
Freddy Got Fingered
Just don't watch it.
The Tom Green gross-out comedy that is simultaneously agreed upon to be one of the worst films ever made, and one of the best comedies of all time, depending on who you ask.
Fritz the Cat
Fritz the Cat
2 Girls 1 Cup
Fritz the Cat
Just don't watch it.
"We're not rated X for nothin', baby!"
Gayniggers from Outer Space
Gayniggers from Outer Space
2 Girls 1 Cup
Gayniggers from Outer Space
Just don't watch it.
What you get if people trick you into searching '1992 space movie'. It also inspired the name of an infamous trolling group.
Golden Raspberry Awards
Golden Raspberry Awards
2 Girls 1 Cup
Golden Raspberry Awards
Just don't watch it.
An award given to bad movies. Notable recipients include Twister, Gigli, and Sylvester Stallone. Twice.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
2 Girls 1 Cup
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Just don't watch it.
After the death of the main antagonist of the first two films, the film producers decided to change genres to sci-fi horror instead of a slasher. It did not go over well.
Him
Him
2 Girls 1 Cup
Him
Just don't watch it.
One of the most sought-after lost films is a 1974 gay porno about Jesus.
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
2 Girls 1 Cup
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
Just don't watch it.
"I knew I wanted to be a director, and I did a couple of short films, and this is the only one that haunts me." —Ben Affleck, Academy Award winner
In the Aftermath
In the Aftermath
2 Girls 1 Cup
In the Aftermath
Just don't watch it.
A B-movie studio gets the rights to a surrealist anime and re-edits it into a post-apocalyptic thriller.
Italian Spiderman
Italian Spiderman
2 Girls 1 Cup
Italian Spiderman
Just don't watch it.
An Australian production made with the goal of being a tribute to old Italian action films.
Killer Bean Forever
Killer Bean Forever
2 Girls 1 Cup
Killer Bean Forever
Just don't watch it.
An action movie with sentient coffee beans as the main characters.
A Kitten for Hitler
A Kitten for Hitler
2 Girls 1 Cup
A Kitten for Hitler
Just don't watch it.
A short film by Ken Russell, created when he was challenged to create a film he himself would want banned.
Lee Kin-yan
Lee Kin-yan
2 Girls 1 Cup
Lee Kin-yan
Just don't watch it.
A Hong Kong actor repeatedly cast in Stephen Chow films as a nose-picking, bearded transvestite.
Lesbian Space Princess
Lesbian Space Princess
2 Girls 1 Cup
Lesbian Space Princess
Just don't watch it.
A film about a lesbian bounty hunter who saves her ex-girlfriend from creatures known as Straight White Maliens.
Logistics
Logistics
2 Girls 1 Cup
Logistics
Just don't watch it.
The longest movie ever made, it follows the entire five-week process of making and selling a pedometer in reverse chronological order.
The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World
The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World
Just don't watch it.
A movie that runs for 48 hours. Despite its title, it isn't the world's longest movie, but the jury's still out on whether it's the most meaningless....
Maidstone
Maidstone
2 Girls 1 Cup
Maidstone
Just don't watch it.
A film notable for a real, bloody fight between its director and its star actor that was kept in the final edit.
Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Manic Pixie Dream Girl
2 Girls 1 Cup
Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Just don't watch it.
A female stock character in (usually) movies who is extremely eccentric and girlish, and serves mainly to motivate and/or provide character development for the male protagonist.
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Manos: The Hands of Fate
2 Girls 1 Cup
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Just don't watch it.
A low-budget film created by a fertilizer salesman from Texas, which is often considered to be the worst film of all time.
The Many Faces of JesusGay Jesus film hoax
The Many Faces of JesusGay Jesus film hoax
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Many Faces of JesusGay Jesus film hoax
Just don't watch it.
A very controversial abandoned film which would have depicted a bisexual Jesus engaged in robbery and drunkenness, personally condemned by Pope Paul VI. Its screenwriter was personally banned from entering the United Kingdom following its announcement. Since the 1980s, a widespread hoax has came up claiming that a similar film will feature Jesus as a swinger.
Mockbuster
Mockbuster
2 Girls 1 Cup
Mockbuster
Just don't watch it.
Not the movie you want, but the bargain-bin equivalent.
Modern Times Forever (Stora Enso Building, Helsinki)
Modern Times Forever (Stora Enso Building, Helsinki)
2 Girls 1 Cup
Modern Times Forever (Stora Enso Building, Helsinki)
Just don't watch it.
The second-longest film ever shot: ten whole days of one decaying building Life After People-style and first screened in front of itself. The directors have a point.
MTV Movie Award for Best Shirtless Performance
MTV Movie Award for Best Shirtless Performance
2 Girls 1 Cup
MTV Movie Award for Best Shirtless Performance
Just don't watch it.
Only awarded three times.
The Mystery of the Leaping Fish
The Mystery of the Leaping Fish
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Mystery of the Leaping Fish
Just don't watch it.
A 1910s silent film about an ace detective who takes loads of cocaine.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead
2 Girls 1 Cup
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead
Just don't watch it.
Part 2 has the longest film title in the English language.
Norodom Sihanouk filmography
Norodom Sihanouk filmography
2 Girls 1 Cup
Norodom Sihanouk filmography
Just don't watch it.
The prolific, decades-long filmmaking career of the former king and prime minister of Cambodia.
Oscar bait
Oscar bait
2 Girls 1 Cup
Oscar bait
Just don't watch it.
There are certain rules one follows when making an Oscar film. Including mental illness, the Holocaust and Meryl Streep in your film also helps.
On the Art of the Cinema
On the Art of the Cinema
2 Girls 1 Cup
On the Art of the Cinema
Just don't watch it.
North Korean cinema is best Korean cinema.
The Overcoat
The Overcoat
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Overcoat
Just don't watch it.
A Russian animated film that the director has been struggling to complete for forty years.
Paint Drying
Paint Drying
2 Girls 1 Cup
Paint Drying
Just don't watch it.
Created to test the patience of the British Board of Film Classification.
Palm Dog Award
Palm Dog Award
2 Girls 1 Cup
Palm Dog Award
Just don't watch it.
An award given out every year at the Cannes Film Festival to celebrate outstanding performances by dogs in movies.
Passage de Vénus
Passage de Vénus
2 Girls 1 Cup
Passage de Vénus
Just don't watch it.
A six second long "film" made in 1876, consisting of plates capturing the 1874 transit of Venus. Currently rated a 6.8 on IMDb.
Patterson–Gimlin film
Patterson–Gimlin film
2 Girls 1 Cup
Patterson–Gimlin film
Just don't watch it.
Bigfoot's most famous appearance.
Pennin Manathai Thottu
Pennin Manathai Thottu
2 Girls 1 Cup
Pennin Manathai Thottu
Just don't watch it.
A 2000 Tamil film where some song lyrics misheard into English went viral on YouTube in 2007, as "Benny Lava".
Pink Flamingos
Pink Flamingos
2 Girls 1 Cup
Pink Flamingos
Just don't watch it.
A cult 1972 film following "the filthiest person alive", notorious for its deliberately disgusting content and culminating in to protagonist eating dog feces.
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Plan 9 from Outer Space
2 Girls 1 Cup
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Just don't watch it.
The epitome of so-bad-it's-good cinema.
Pulgasari
Pulgasari
2 Girls 1 Cup
Pulgasari
Just don't watch it.
A Godzilla ripoff where the monster is capitalism, whose director was kidnapped at the behest of Kim Jong Il himself to make films for him.
Rampart
Rampart
2 Girls 1 Cup
Rampart
Just don't watch it.
A 2013 Woody Harrelson flick now infamous for its horrible marketing, including possibly the worst AMA of all time.
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
2 Girls 1 Cup
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
Just don't watch it.
An all-star cast appear in this badly written, badly animated picture. One of the executive producers apparently gave the animators $500,000 and didn't check their work until he saw it on television.
Raza
Raza
2 Girls 1 Cup
Raza
Just don't watch it.
A drama about a family's roles in the Spanish Civil War that was written and supposingly ghost-directed by Francisco Franco himself. Takes "history is written by the victors" to a new level.
Reefer Madness
Reefer Madness
2 Girls 1 Cup
Reefer Madness
Just don't watch it.
A 1930s anti-marijuana propaganda film which failed at its task so badly it became a cult classic within the marijuana subculture.
Return of the Ewok
Return of the Ewok
2 Girls 1 Cup
Return of the Ewok
Just don't watch it.
One of the rare cases of lost media within the Star Wars franchise.
Roar
Roar
2 Girls 1 Cup
Roar
Just don't watch it.
Back in the 1970s, a family of African wildlife activists gathered together to make a movie with over 150 untrained big cats, leading to seventy members of the cast and crew getting injured. Its genre? A comedy, of course!
The RoomTommy Wiseau
The RoomTommy Wiseau
2 Girls 1 Cup
The RoomTommy Wiseau
Just don't watch it.
Perhaps the worst film ever created, filled with bad acting, poor dialogue, scenes that go nowhere, crazy behind-the-scenes, and more. And, of course, the man behind it all.
Roundhay Garden Scene
Roundhay Garden Scene
2 Girls 1 Cup
Roundhay Garden Scene
Just don't watch it.
The first ever moving picture, which lasted for an epic two seconds.
Saving Christmas
Saving Christmas
2 Girls 1 Cup
Saving Christmas
Just don't watch it.
The strangest attempt to synthesise the Christian view of Christmas and the modern materialistic view you'll ever see. If you ask star Kirk Cameron, it was poorly reviewed because of an atheist smear campaign (and not because it was bad).
Self-Portrait
Self-Portrait
2 Girls 1 Cup
Self-Portrait
Just don't watch it.
An experimental film by Yoko Ono, featuring a 42-minute shot of John Lennon's half-erect penis. A later Lennon/Ono collaboration called Erection is surprisingly unrelated.
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
2 Girls 1 Cup
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
Just don't watch it.
The state of British comedy in the 2000s.
Schichlegruber Doing the Lambeth Walk
Schichlegruber Doing the Lambeth Walk
2 Girls 1 Cup
Schichlegruber Doing the Lambeth Walk
Just don't watch it.
Was the world's first video mashup British WW2 propaganda?
Shaken, not stirred
Shaken, not stirred
2 Girls 1 Cup
Shaken, not stirred
Just don't watch it.
Why 007 prefers his martini shaken.
Sharknado
Sharknado
2 Girls 1 Cup
Sharknado
Just don't watch it.
Exactly what it implies: Sharks + Tornado = the best damn disaster movie on earth. You better know it's got an ungodly amount of sequels and a cult following too!
Smell-O-Vision
Smell-O-Vision
2 Girls 1 Cup
Smell-O-Vision
Just don't watch it.
A system designed to enhance films with odors. Used once for the 1960 film Scent of Mystery and never again.
Spermageddon
Spermageddon
2 Girls 1 Cup
Spermageddon
Just don't watch it.
A Pixar-esque animation about the beginning of life, starring Simen the Semen and Cumilla.
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
2 Girls 1 Cup
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Just don't watch it.
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us!"
Stinking badges
Stinking badges
2 Girls 1 Cup
Stinking badges
Just don't watch it.
Something nobody needs. Possibly the most frequently quoted and misquoted line from a movie ever.
Taylor Mead's Ass
Taylor Mead's Ass
2 Girls 1 Cup
Taylor Mead's Ass
Just don't watch it.
An Andy Warhol film consisting of a single prolonged shot of exactly what the title says.
'Til Death Do Us Blart
'Til Death Do Us Blart
2 Girls 1 Cup
'Til Death Do Us Blart
Just don't watch it.
A podcast where a couple of people get together and watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving.
Titanic (1943 film)
Titanic (1943 film)
2 Girls 1 Cup
Titanic (1943 film)
Just don't watch it.
The Nazi propaganda version.
Twin films
Twin films
2 Girls 1 Cup
Twin films
Just don't watch it.
When two studios make the same idea at the same time.
The Uranus Experiment
The Uranus Experiment
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Uranus Experiment
Just don't watch it.
An unusually high-concept porn film that contains a real scene of sex in zero-gravity and was nominated for a Nebula science fiction award as an act of protest by a group of disgruntled authors.
Un día de vida
Un día de vida
2 Girls 1 Cup
Un día de vida
Just don't watch it.
A Mexican film that performed poorly with domestic audiences, but it became a classic in Yugoslavia.
United Passions
United Passions
2 Girls 1 Cup
United Passions
Just don't watch it.
A $30 million film sponsored by FIFA about how great they are. Came out right after the 2015 FIFA corruption case came to light. One of the lowest grossing sports movies of all time.
Unsimulated sex
Unsimulated sex
2 Girls 1 Cup
Unsimulated sex
Just don't watch it.
When two actors really have sex for a scene, rather than a simulation.
Violent Night
Violent Night
2 Girls 1 Cup
Violent Night
Just don't watch it.
Santa's gonna kick some ass. Directed by the same guy who would go on to make Spermageddon (see above).
Who Killed Captain Alex?
Who Killed Captain Alex?
2 Girls 1 Cup
Who Killed Captain Alex?
Just don't watch it.
A 2010 Ugandan action-comedy film produced on a budget of $85.
Wilhelm scream
Wilhelm scream
2 Girls 1 Cup
Wilhelm scream
Just don't watch it.
A stock sound effect first recorded in 1951 and used in dozens of films (including seven Star Wars films, two Lord of the Rings films and Kill Bill).
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
2 Girls 1 Cup
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
Just don't watch it.
Horror movie about Winnie-the-Pooh, from the director who probably hated that bear as a kid. The film went on to "win" five Razzies and now has its own cinematic universe.
The Worst Movie Ever!
The Worst Movie Ever!
2 Girls 1 Cup
The Worst Movie Ever!
Just don't watch it.
You thought Zyzzyx Road (see below) was the lowest-grossing movie of all time? Well, buddy, you were wrong, as this movie made only $11!
Zyzzyx Road
Zyzzyx Road
2 Girls 1 Cup
Zyzzyx Road
Just don't watch it.
Budget: $1.2 million. Box office: 30 bucks. It makes sense in context.
2 Girls 1 Cup
Just don't watch it.
3 Dev Adam
A Turkish movie featuring (unlicensed) Captain America and El Santo battling evil Spider-Man. Quite successful in Turkey, resulting in other unlicensed films such as the infamous Turkish Star Wars.
100 Years
A movie that your grandchildren and great-grandchildren might be able to enjoy!
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
"He emancipated the slaves... he saved the union... and slaughtered the undead!" – Film tagline
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
A movie about a director who makes a bad movie and has to use the pseudonym Alan Smithee, but can't remove his name from the credits because his actual name is Alan Smithee. In reality, the movie about the movie was so bad that director Arthur Hiller was credited as Alan Smithee to disguise himself from the production.
Amazing Grace
A film that got assembled 40 years after the director forgot to use clapperboards, and the star didn't want you to see.
Ambiancé
An experimental film that was scheduled to have a thirty day-long running time, with the only copy being destroyed after its premiere, only for it to be unexpectedly cancelled by the director after its release date passed without a showing.
The Asylum
The studio that made some of the most (in)famous mockbusters and Sharknado as well! Reportedly sometimes subjects its workers to 22-hour workdays and yet has never lost money on a single film (somehow).
Atuk
A comedy screenplay, never filmed as its intended lead actors just kept dying.
Barbenheimer
The biggest movie phenomenon of 2023, where Malibu meets the Manhattan Project.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
A climatology fever dream meets a virology fever dream meets an ornithology fever dream meets a cinematography fever dream.
Black and white hat symbolism in film
The hat, sir, whatever could it mean?
Boss Nigger
He's black, bad, and has one hell of a catchy theme song!
Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
A Hong Kong kung fu film re-edited and dubbed to be turned into a Situationist analysis and parody of class conflict and the workers' movement.
William Castle
Horror director who loved a promotional gimmick. One film offered a $1000 insurance policy if you died of fright, and another offered audiences a full refund if they were too scared to see the ending.
Cocksucker Blues
A Rolling Stones documentary which was banned from being shown unless the director was physically present.
The Conqueror
John Wayne IS Genghis Khan! The filming location IS radioactive!
The Cure for Insomnia
A movie that runs for 85 hours. Not the longest movie ever screened though (see below).
The Day the Clown Cried
A notorious unreleased film about the Holocaust by Jerry Lewis – hey, it's a comedy!
Deafula
A vampire movie shot entirely in American Sign Language.
Death of a President
A mockumentary film created about the hypothetical future assassination of George W. Bush, released while he was still in office.
Dump months
The opposite of the summer movie season.
El Conde
What if I told you Augusto Pinochet was a centuries-old vampire, and son of Margaret Thatcher? It's more likely than you think.
Emesis Blue
A psychological horror fan film animated with Source Filmmaker loosely based on the lore of Team Fortress 2.
Emilia Pérez
A film about a Mexican transgender cartel leader made by a French guy who didn't film it anywhere even near Mexico because he "already knew enough". Surprisingly managed to anger every community it pandered to and was still nominated for 13 Oscars, winning 2.
Empire
A film by Andy Warhol consisting entirely of eight hours of still footage of the Empire State Building.
Empires of the Deep
A $140 million unreleased US-Chinese aqua-fantasy film that sunk to the depths of the sea...
The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. West in the Land of the Bolsheviks
An early Soviet film featuring a wealthy American man and his bodyguard named "Cowboy Jeddy" who find themselves involved in a series of stereotypical comedic mishaps in post-revolutionary Russia.
Fidos Award
For the world's best acting dogs.
First on the Moon
Proof that the Soviets got there, thirty years before Armstrong and Aldrin didn't.
Foodfight!
An animated film starring well-known food mascots that had a tumultuous production and is considered one of the worst films ever made.
Freddy Got Fingered
The Tom Green gross-out comedy that is simultaneously agreed upon to be one of the worst films ever made, and one of the best comedies of all time, depending on who you ask.
Fritz the Cat
"We're not rated X for nothin', baby!"
Gayniggers from Outer Space
What you get if people trick you into searching '1992 space movie'. It also inspired the name of an infamous trolling group.
Golden Raspberry Awards
An award given to bad movies. Notable recipients include Twister, Gigli, and Sylvester Stallone. Twice.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
After the death of the main antagonist of the first two films, the film producers decided to change genres to sci-fi horror instead of a slasher. It did not go over well.
Him
One of the most sought-after lost films is a 1974 gay porno about Jesus.
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
"I knew I wanted to be a director, and I did a couple of short films, and this is the only one that haunts me." —Ben Affleck, Academy Award winner
In the Aftermath
A B-movie studio gets the rights to a surrealist anime and re-edits it into a post-apocalyptic thriller.
Italian Spiderman
An Australian production made with the goal of being a tribute to old Italian action films.
Killer Bean Forever
An action movie with sentient coffee beans as the main characters.
A Kitten for Hitler
A short film by Ken Russell, created when he was challenged to create a film he himself would want banned.
Lee Kin-yan
A Hong Kong actor repeatedly cast in Stephen Chow films as a nose-picking, bearded transvestite.
Lesbian Space Princess
A film about a lesbian bounty hunter who saves her ex-girlfriend from creatures known as Straight White Maliens.
Logistics
The longest movie ever made, it follows the entire five-week process of making and selling a pedometer in reverse chronological order.
The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World
A movie that runs for 48 hours. Despite its title, it isn't the world's longest movie, but the jury's still out on whether it's the most meaningless....
Maidstone
A film notable for a real, bloody fight between its director and its star actor that was kept in the final edit.
Manic Pixie Dream Girl
A female stock character in (usually) movies who is extremely eccentric and girlish, and serves mainly to motivate and/or provide character development for the male protagonist.
Manos: The Hands of Fate
A low-budget film created by a fertilizer salesman from Texas, which is often considered to be the worst film of all time.
The Many Faces of JesusGay Jesus film hoax
A very controversial abandoned film which would have depicted a bisexual Jesus engaged in robbery and drunkenness, personally condemned by Pope Paul VI. Its screenwriter was personally banned from entering the United Kingdom following its announcement. Since the 1980s, a widespread hoax has came up claiming that a similar film will feature Jesus as a swinger.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Television
2010 Georgian news report hoax
2010 Georgian news report hoax
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
2010 Georgian news report hoax
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A bit of advice: if you're going to broadcast fake news about the collapse of the government and a Russian invasion, maybe don't do it in the country where that's most believable, a year and a half after Russia actually invaded part of said country.
2013 Emergency Alert System hijackings
2013 Emergency Alert System hijackings
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
2013 Emergency Alert System hijackings
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living.
2018 Hawaii false missile alert
2018 Hawaii false missile alert
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
2018 Hawaii false missile alert
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
The consequences of mistaking a drill as an actual order can be quite serious.
Al Murray's Compete for the Meat
Al Murray's Compete for the Meat
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Al Murray's Compete for the Meat
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A British game show where the top prize is a frozen chicken and the second prize is some sausages.
Alternative 3
Alternative 3
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Alternative 3
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
An April Fools joke by an ITV science show leads many to believe that scientists were being kidnapped to prepare for the colonization of Mars.
Amaan Ramazan
Amaan Ramazan
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Amaan Ramazan
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A Pakistani reality show where one of the prizes was orphaned babies.
Anti-Barney humor
Anti-Barney humor
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Anti-Barney humor
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
An article for all Barney & Friends haters.
Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos
Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Forget Turn-On – this never even made it to the end of its only episode. An American attempt fared little better.
Barbara Dex Award
Barbara Dex Award
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Barbara Dex Award
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A former unofficial Eurovision award for the worst costume worn by a contestant, named after Belgium's 1993 representative, who came dead last for wearing a transparent light-green costume that "look[s] like a lampshade". It has now been replaced with the not quite-as-unusual You're a Vision Award.
BBC Green Book
BBC Green Book
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
BBC Green Book
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Comedy show broadcasting standards, circa 1949. Avoid the vulgar use of "basket", don't joke about stammering, and whatever you do don't mention the McGillycuddy of the Reeks!
Bernd das Brot
Bernd das Brot
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Bernd das Brot
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
The mascot of a German children's television network: a chronically depressed loaf of bread who laments his life and enjoys very boring activities.
The Canadian Conspiracy
The Canadian Conspiracy
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
The Canadian Conspiracy
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A mockumentary released in 1985 that asserts that Canada is subverting the United States by taking over its media.
Captain Midnight broadcast signal intrusion
Captain Midnight broadcast signal intrusion
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Captain Midnight broadcast signal intrusion
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
On a clear night in April 1986, a frustrated electrical engineer jams HBO's signal to protest against its rates for satellite dish owners in what has been dubbed an act of "video terrorism".
Celebrity Big Brother racism controversy
Celebrity Big Brother racism controversy
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Celebrity Big Brother racism controversy
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Put a disgraced beauty queen, a former child star, a person famous for being on a previous version of the show and her dysfunctional family in a house with a Bollywood star and watch the sparks fly over cooking a chicken dinner and food stocks.
Chantelle Houghton
Chantelle Houghton
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Chantelle Houghton
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A non-celebrity winner of season 4 of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother, while the producers had her pretend to be the lead singer of a non-existent band.
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
What happens when a G.I. Jane joke goes horribly wrong. At an awards ceremony. On worldwide television.
"The City on the Edge of Forever"
"The City on the Edge of Forever"
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
"The City on the Edge of Forever"
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
How an internal fight between the screenwriter and the series creator resulted in one of the most celebrated episodes of the original Star Trek series.
Conspiracy 58
Conspiracy 58
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Conspiracy 58
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A mockumentary that claimed that the 1958 World Cup was never actually held. Despite being revealed as a hoax at the end, people still believed it.
Daisy
Daisy
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Daisy
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A political advertisement for Lyndon B. Johnson's 1964 campaign that aired only once, and although it helped him win in a massive landslide, it has since become infamous.
Dinner for One
Dinner for One
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Dinner for One
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A classic British comedy sketch, virtually unknown in its homeland, that has become the most-repeated television programme in German history.
Don't Scare the Hare
Don't Scare the Hare
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Don't Scare the Hare
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A British television game show involving a large robotic hare and an underground forest. It was not popular and lasted only one season.
Flanderization
Flanderization
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Flanderization
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
When a TV character becomes a literal caricature of their initial form.
Flemish Secession hoax
Flemish Secession hoax
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Flemish Secession hoax
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Our regular programming is now interrupted to declare independence from Belgium.
The Force is with Cristal Beer
The Force is with Cristal Beer
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
The Force is with Cristal Beer
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
During a 2003 Chilean broadcast of the Star Wars original trilogy, the television company didn't want to cut to commercial, so they sewed advertisements into the movie.
Friday night death slot
Friday night death slot
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Friday night death slot
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Where TV shows go to die.
Graggle Simpson
Graggle Simpson
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Graggle Simpson
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
What do you mean, "who"? You know him! He's your favorite Simpsons character!
Greg Packer
Greg Packer
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Greg Packer
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A man on the street, no matter which street you're talking about.
De Grote Donorshow
De Grote Donorshow
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
De Grote Donorshow
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
An apparently terminally ill woman offers her kidney to one of three lucky patients live on TV. Controversy erupts before broadcast, in which it is then revealed that the whole show is a hoax meant to draw attention to the lack of available organ donors in the Netherlands.
Guy Goma BBC interview
Guy Goma BBC interview
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Guy Goma BBC interview
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A man who went to the BBC for a job interview is instead interviewed on its news channel about the Apple Corps v. Apple Computer lawsuit.
Heil Honey I'm Home!
Heil Honey I'm Home!
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Heil Honey I'm Home!
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Hitler has his own sitcom, with his Jewish neighbors.
History of Pop
History of Pop
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
History of Pop
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
How a TV program guide became an actual channel.
"Hold on Tight!" (Inside No. 9)
"Hold on Tight!" (Inside No. 9)
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
"Hold on Tight!" (Inside No. 9)
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
An entirely fake episode of the dark comedy anthology series Inside No. 9, featuring mocked-up photos and clips for a trailer, designed to trick the show's viewers.
"How to Eat with Your Butt"
"How to Eat with Your Butt"
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
"How to Eat with Your Butt"
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
The plot and the title of this South Park episode are pretty strange, even by the show's standards.
Hypothetical
Hypothetical
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Hypothetical
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
The only quiz containing only hypothetical questions, such as: "You must steal Russell Crowe's shower gel. How do you do it?", "How much money do you have to be paid to eat a packet of crisps every time you have a conversation with someone for a year?", and the stone-cold original: "Big hat or small hat?"
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A documentary series on TLC. You can probably guess the plot.
IKEA Heights
IKEA Heights
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
IKEA Heights
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A parody soap opera shot entirely in Ikea stores in the greater Los Angeles area... without the permission of the retailer.
It's So Funny
It's So Funny
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
It's So Funny
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A North Korean comedy show which is anything but funny.
I Wanna Marry "Harry"
I Wanna Marry "Harry"
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
I Wanna Marry "Harry"
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
An American reality show to find "Prince Harry" (really an actor they tried to pass off as him) a wife. Meghan Markle was not a contestant.
Roy Jay
Roy Jay
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Roy Jay
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Obscure British comedian and subject of an online conspiracy leaving many to question his existence.
John Dillermand
John Dillermand
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
John Dillermand
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A Danish children's series featuring a man who gets into all sorts of (family friendly) trouble with his elongated penis.
"The Joy of Sect"
"The Joy of Sect"
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
"The Joy of Sect"
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A Simpsons episode that subtly parodies Scientology (and other groups), despite having a very prominent member in their cast. South Park weren't so lucky when they did it more blatantly years later.
Judaism in Rugrats
Judaism in Rugrats
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Judaism in Rugrats
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A Maccababy's gotta do what a Maccababy's gotta do.
Jumping the shark
Jumping the shark
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Jumping the shark
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Metaphor, based on something that Fonzie actually did on an episode of Happy Days, for the moments when popular TV series lose all credibility and have undeniably entered their twilight years.
Khar Bii
Khar Bii
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Khar Bii
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
This show, once the most popular in Senegal, aimed to find the most beautiful ram in the country, partly by checking the symmetry of its testicles.
Michael Larson
Michael Larson
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Michael Larson
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Through countless VCR recordings and pattern memorization, this man became Press Your Luck's biggest winner ever.
Max Headroom signal hijacking
Max Headroom signal hijacking
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Max Headroom signal hijacking
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
TV signals in Chicago are twice overpowered on 22 November 1987 by broadcasts featuring a person (possibly a male) disguised as the 1980s virtual TV character Max Headroom. The source of the broadcasts and the people involved remain unknown.
Meet the Press
Meet the Press
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Meet the Press
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
NBC's own news show doesn't seem unusual, but what makes it on this list is that it is the longest-running TV show in history, debuting back in 1947 and is probably the longest-running TV show whose fans think it hasn't fallen off.
Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial
Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
The real former leader of the Soviet Union starred in a Pizza Hut commercial. What else is there to say?
My Husband's Not Gay
My Husband's Not Gay
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
My Husband's Not Gay
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
This reality TV special features Mormons who love men but still marry women. It's also partially about conversion therapy. It'll make you want to turn it off, like a light switch by the end.
NasubiSusunu! Denpa Shōnen
NasubiSusunu! Denpa Shōnen
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
NasubiSusunu! Denpa Shōnen
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A man who became famous after appearing in a reality show in which he was locked in an apartment for 11 months until he won ¥1 million from mail-in sweepstakes. Said show also featured, among other things, two men who had to hitchhike their way from the Cape of Good Hope to Norway, a challenge to shave the beard of Fidel Castro, and a segment in which baseball fans would only be allowed to eat if their supported team won a game.
Naked Jungle
Naked Jungle
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Naked Jungle
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Naturists do an assault course reused from a kids' television show. Considered by some to be the worst television program in Britain ever.
Odagiri effect
Odagiri effect
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Odagiri effect
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Turns out that women find sexy men on TV shows quite appealing.
Phil Silvers Archival Museum
Phil Silvers Archival Museum
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Phil Silvers Archival Museum
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Featuring personal artifacts from the comedian and 24/7 screenings of The Phil Silvers Show, in an English city to which he had no connection.
Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Proof that the isekai genre either is or isn't out of ideas, depending on whom you ask.
Reception of The Simpsons
Reception of The Simpsons
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Reception of The Simpsons
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
An in-depth analysis of whether, when and why people stopped finding The Simpsons funny.
Sailor Mouth
Sailor Mouth
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Sailor Mouth
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants which features profanity censored by sounds like dolphin calls and foghorns, and is ironically well-received by fans and critics for its satire, making it a favorite.
The Samsonadzes
The Samsonadzes
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
The Samsonadzes
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A ripoff of The Simpsons made in Georgia (the country), although the creator, Shalva Ramishvili, has denied any sorts of plagiarism. Also anti-Putin.
Servant of the People
Servant of the People
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Servant of the People
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A comedy about a professor who overnight becomes president of Ukraine. The thing is that the actor who plays the professor would later become president in real life.
Shaun Micallef's Mad as Hell
Shaun Micallef's Mad as Hell
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Shaun Micallef's Mad as Hell
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
What's wrong Shaun? Why must you be mad as hell?
Soap opera rapid aging syndrome
Soap opera rapid aging syndrome
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Soap opera rapid aging syndrome
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A tragic condition suffered by some young characters on soap operas.
Southern Television broadcast interruption
Southern Television broadcast interruption
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Southern Television broadcast interruption
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A news program in England interrupted by an interstellar message from Vrillon, representative of the mighty Ashtar Galactic Command.
Space Cadets
Space Cadets
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Space Cadets
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Four lucky average Joes got tricked into thinking that they were shot into space. The entire show was, in fact, so planned out that people thought the contestants were actors - basically making the show a prank in itself.
Spaghetti-tree hoax
Spaghetti-tree hoax
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Spaghetti-tree hoax
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.
Star Wars Holiday Special
Star Wars Holiday Special
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Star Wars Holiday Special
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
What do you get when you combine Star Wars and Christmas? One of the worst films of all time.
The staff ate it later
The staff ate it later
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
The staff ate it later
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A common caption used in Japanese TV programs to indicate that the food wasn't thrown away after filming.
Superstar USA
Superstar USA
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Superstar USA
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A music competition looking for the worst singers America has to offer.
Tomorrow's Pioneers
Tomorrow's Pioneers
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Tomorrow's Pioneers
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A Hamas-produced children's show co-hosted by various costumed characters, including a Mickey Mouse ripoff, who are mostly killed by Jews in some violent manner.
Turn-On
Turn-On
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Turn-On
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
An ABC comedy series that was cancelled even before the first episode had finished.
"Turner Doomsday Video"
"Turner Doomsday Video"
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
"Turner Doomsday Video"
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
When he founded CNN, Ted Turner made sure they would be ready for the end of the world.
TV pickup
TV pickup
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
TV pickup
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Britons regularly cause massive power surges by simultaneously making tea during program breaks.
Uh Oh!
Uh Oh!
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Uh Oh!
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
90's Canadian children's game show, with an energetic wacky host, fun trivia questions, and a leather daddy dumping slime on kids! What could go wrong?
Very special episode
Very special episode
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Very special episode
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A genre of television episodes with controversial life lessons interweaved into the storyline, popularized by Blossom.
Wank Week
Wank Week
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Wank Week
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
A Channel 4 project for all those who think there aren't enough jerks on TV.
Tommy Westphall
Tommy Westphall
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Tommy Westphall
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
How an autistic child and Detective Munch may be responsible for more than 200 TV series.
Wonder Showzen
Wonder Showzen
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Wonder Showzen
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Sesame Street with the grimdark dial turned up to 11.
Who's Your Daddy?
Who's Your Daddy?
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Who's Your Daddy?
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
To win $100,000, adoptees have to pick their biological father out of 25 men.
Zuiikin' English
Zuiikin' English
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
Zuiikin' English
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
Combines gymnastic exercises with the teaching of "useful" English language phrases, such as "Spare me my life!", "I am allergic to penicillin", "I have a bad case of diarrhea", "I want us to be more than just friends", and "I was robbed by two men."
2005 Connecticut false evacuation alert
An erroneous EAS message which next to nobody actually cared about.
2010 Georgian news report hoax
A bit of advice: if you're going to broadcast fake news about the collapse of the government and a Russian invasion, maybe don't do it in the country where that's most believable, a year and a half after Russia actually invaded part of said country.
2013 Emergency Alert System hijackings
Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living.
2018 Hawaii false missile alert
The consequences of mistaking a drill as an actual order can be quite serious.
Al Murray's Compete for the Meat
A British game show where the top prize is a frozen chicken and the second prize is some sausages.
Alternative 3
An April Fools joke by an ITV science show leads many to believe that scientists were being kidnapped to prepare for the colonization of Mars.
Amaan Ramazan
A Pakistani reality show where one of the prizes was orphaned babies.
Anti-Barney humor
An article for all Barney & Friends haters.
Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos
Forget Turn-On – this never even made it to the end of its only episode. An American attempt fared little better.
Barbara Dex Award
A former unofficial Eurovision award for the worst costume worn by a contestant, named after Belgium's 1993 representative, who came dead last for wearing a transparent light-green costume that "look[s] like a lampshade". It has now been replaced with the not quite-as-unusual You're a Vision Award.
BBC Green Book
Comedy show broadcasting standards, circa 1949. Avoid the vulgar use of "basket", don't joke about stammering, and whatever you do don't mention the McGillycuddy of the Reeks!
Bernd das Brot
The mascot of a German children's television network: a chronically depressed loaf of bread who laments his life and enjoys very boring activities.
The Canadian Conspiracy
A mockumentary released in 1985 that asserts that Canada is subverting the United States by taking over its media.
Captain Midnight broadcast signal intrusion
On a clear night in April 1986, a frustrated electrical engineer jams HBO's signal to protest against its rates for satellite dish owners in what has been dubbed an act of "video terrorism".
Celebrity Big Brother racism controversy
Put a disgraced beauty queen, a former child star, a person famous for being on a previous version of the show and her dysfunctional family in a house with a Bollywood star and watch the sparks fly over cooking a chicken dinner and food stocks.
Chantelle Houghton
A non-celebrity winner of season 4 of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother, while the producers had her pretend to be the lead singer of a non-existent band.
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident
What happens when a G.I. Jane joke goes horribly wrong. At an awards ceremony. On worldwide television.
"The City on the Edge of Forever"
How an internal fight between the screenwriter and the series creator resulted in one of the most celebrated episodes of the original Star Trek series.
Conspiracy 58
A mockumentary that claimed that the 1958 World Cup was never actually held. Despite being revealed as a hoax at the end, people still believed it.
Daisy
A political advertisement for Lyndon B. Johnson's 1964 campaign that aired only once, and although it helped him win in a massive landslide, it has since become infamous.
Dinner for One
A classic British comedy sketch, virtually unknown in its homeland, that has become the most-repeated television programme in German history.
Don't Scare the Hare
A British television game show involving a large robotic hare and an underground forest. It was not popular and lasted only one season.
Flanderization
When a TV character becomes a literal caricature of their initial form.
Flemish Secession hoax
Our regular programming is now interrupted to declare independence from Belgium.
The Force is with Cristal Beer
During a 2003 Chilean broadcast of the Star Wars original trilogy, the television company didn't want to cut to commercial, so they sewed advertisements into the movie.
Friday night death slot
Where TV shows go to die.
Graggle Simpson
What do you mean, "who"? You know him! He's your favorite Simpsons character!
Greg Packer
A man on the street, no matter which street you're talking about.
De Grote Donorshow
An apparently terminally ill woman offers her kidney to one of three lucky patients live on TV. Controversy erupts before broadcast, in which it is then revealed that the whole show is a hoax meant to draw attention to the lack of available organ donors in the Netherlands.
Guy Goma BBC interview
A man who went to the BBC for a job interview is instead interviewed on its news channel about the Apple Corps v. Apple Computer lawsuit.
Heil Honey I'm Home!
Hitler has his own sitcom, with his Jewish neighbors.
History of Pop
How a TV program guide became an actual channel.
"Hold on Tight!" (Inside No. 9)
An entirely fake episode of the dark comedy anthology series Inside No. 9, featuring mocked-up photos and clips for a trailer, designed to trick the show's viewers.
"How to Eat with Your Butt"
The plot and the title of this South Park episode are pretty strange, even by the show's standards.
Hypothetical
The only quiz containing only hypothetical questions, such as: "You must steal Russell Crowe's shower gel. How do you do it?", "How much money do you have to be paid to eat a packet of crisps every time you have a conversation with someone for a year?", and the stone-cold original: "Big hat or small hat?"
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
A documentary series on TLC. You can probably guess the plot.
IKEA Heights
A parody soap opera shot entirely in Ikea stores in the greater Los Angeles area... without the permission of the retailer.
It's So Funny
A North Korean comedy show which is anything but funny.
I Wanna Marry "Harry"
An American reality show to find "Prince Harry" (really an actor they tried to pass off as him) a wife. Meghan Markle was not a contestant.
Roy Jay
Obscure British comedian and subject of an online conspiracy leaving many to question his existence.
John Dillermand
A Danish children's series featuring a man who gets into all sorts of (family friendly) trouble with his elongated penis.
"The Joy of Sect"
A Simpsons episode that subtly parodies Scientology (and other groups), despite having a very prominent member in their cast. South Park weren't so lucky when they did it more blatantly years later.
Judaism in Rugrats
A Maccababy's gotta do what a Maccababy's gotta do.
Jumping the shark
Metaphor, based on something that Fonzie actually did on an episode of Happy Days, for the moments when popular TV series lose all credibility and have undeniably entered their twilight years.
Khar Bii
This show, once the most popular in Senegal, aimed to find the most beautiful ram in the country, partly by checking the symmetry of its testicles.
Michael Larson
Through countless VCR recordings and pattern memorization, this man became Press Your Luck's biggest winner ever.
Max Headroom signal hijacking
TV signals in Chicago are twice overpowered on 22 November 1987 by broadcasts featuring a person (possibly a male) disguised as the 1980s virtual TV character Max Headroom. The source of the broadcasts and the people involved remain unknown.
Meet the Press
NBC's own news show doesn't seem unusual, but what makes it on this list is that it is the longest-running TV show in history, debuting back in 1947 and is probably the longest-running TV show whose fans think it hasn't fallen off.
Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial
The real former leader of the Soviet Union starred in a Pizza Hut commercial. What else is there to say?
My Husband's Not Gay
This reality TV special features Mormons who love men but still marry women. It's also partially about conversion therapy. It'll make you want to turn it off, like a light switch by the end.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Video games
The Adventures of Ninja Nanny & Sherrloch Sheltie
The Adventures of Ninja Nanny & Sherrloch Sheltie
Action 52
The Adventures of Ninja Nanny & Sherrloch Sheltie
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
An "educational" PC game from 1993... what it was meant to be educating anyone about, we have no idea.
Atari video game burial
Atari video game burial
Action 52
Atari video game burial
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Are your video games not selling? Why not do what Atari did and bury them in a New Mexico landfill?
Bad Rats
Bad Rats
Action 52
Bad Rats
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A mediocre physics puzzler that became perhaps the greatest ever digital gag gift.
Bartle taxonomy of player types
Bartle taxonomy of player types
Action 52
Bartle taxonomy of player types
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
What type of gamer are you?
Battle of B-R5RB
Battle of B-R5RB
Action 52
Battle of B-R5RB
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A player-versus-player battle in Eve Online which involved over 7,500 players, lasted 21 hours, and cost over $300,000 worth of in-game currency.
Battle Raper
Battle Raper
Action 52
Battle Raper
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
They just misspelled the word "rapper", right? ...Right?
Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
Action 52
Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
An early "erotic" game for the Atari 2600. Control a pair of nude women trying to catch and eat falling semen.
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
Action 52
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A racing game considered one of the worst of all time with Metacritic's worst-ever score of 8/100. It has opponents that don't move, the ability to drive through buildings and accelerate infinitely in reverse, and a notorious "YOU'RE WINNER !" [sic] message after each race.
BMX XXX
BMX XXX
Action 52
BMX XXX
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A controversial 2002 video game mixing strippers with BMX cycling.
Bob's Game
Bob's Game
Action 52
Bob's Game
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
An unreleased homebrew game of a game, in a game, within a game. The developer went on a protest against the evil corporation known as "Gantendo".
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
Action 52
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The first arcade game about shoving a giant finger up someone's anus.
Boss key
Boss key
Action 52
Boss key
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Quick, pretend you're working!
Breast physics
Breast physics
Action 52
Breast physics
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Follow the bouncing boobs!
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs: The Second Cataclysm
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs: The Second Cataclysm
Action 52
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs: The Second Cataclysm
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A sequel in name only to a classic beat 'em up, based on an unrelated comic book that predates the first game, and programmed by none other than Elon Musk.
Casio Loopy
Casio Loopy
Action 52
Casio Loopy
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A video game console made specifically for girls.
Calculator
Calculator
Action 52
Calculator
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The best video game ever: A $10 software calculator for the Nintendo Switch.
Cat hair mustache puzzle
Cat hair mustache puzzle
Action 52
Cat hair mustache puzzle
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Considered among the worst puzzles of any video game.
Catechumen
Catechumen
Action 52
Catechumen
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Hallelujah! Shoot possessed Roman soldiers with a magical sword until they turn Christian and start to pray.
Chex Quest
Chex Quest
Action 52
Chex Quest
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Doom for ages 6 and up, made as a promotion for Chex cereal.
Cho Aniki
Cho Aniki
Action 52
Cho Aniki
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A long-running series of games from Japan, known for their absurdist humor and homoeroticism, about the quest of sweaty bodybuilders for protein supplements.
Communist Mutants from Space
Communist Mutants from Space
Action 52
Communist Mutants from Space
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A Cold War Space Invaders clone in which you do battle with the Mother Creature, driven mad by radioactive vodka.
Concord
Concord
Action 52
Concord
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
What happens when you try to make people spend $40 plus microtransactions for a genre known for free-to-play fare? a game that spent over 8 years in development, but lasted only a fortnight from its August 2024 release. For perspective: The average lifespan of a housefly (Musca domestica) is around twice the period this game was available (28 days). Still didn't stop them from making an adaptation, though.
Corrupted Blood incident
Corrupted Blood incident
Action 52
Corrupted Blood incident
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
An unintentional virtual epidemic in World of Warcraft, which became an important medical case study.
Cow level
Cow level
Action 52
Cow level
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A secret level in Diablo II which originated as a player inside joke.
Crab Champions
Crab Champions
Action 52
Crab Champions
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
From the guy who brought you "Crab Rave". Be a crab. Have a gun. Shoot up a beach. 🦀.
Cubic Ninja
Cubic Ninja
Action 52
Cubic Ninja
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A game that ended up being resold for over $500 due to its unintentional ability to let a 3DS run homebrew.
Dance Dance Immolation
Dance Dance Immolation
Action 52
Dance Dance Immolation
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
It's exactly like Dance Dance Revolution, just with flamethrowers pointed at you.
Dark Room Sex Game
Dark Room Sex Game
Action 52
Dark Room Sex Game
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Contains explicit sex. Contains no graphics.
Development of Duke Nukem Forever
Development of Duke Nukem Forever
Action 52
Development of Duke Nukem Forever
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A chronicle of fourteen years of development hell, complete with four changes of engines, lawsuits, and profane responses to company executives. The end result was judged by critics to have been very much not worth the wait.
Don't Buy This
Don't Buy This
Action 52
Don't Buy This
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A rare example of truth in advertising.
Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter
Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter
Action 52
Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Congratulations! You finished the game! You just saved a world of colorful magical creatures from a villain who wanted to plunge it into darkness. Everyone is happy now! So, during the credits, we're going to show you, in a very traumatic way, that it all turned out to be the dream of a child in a coma after suffering a car crash!
eCrew Development Program
eCrew Development Program
Action 52
eCrew Development Program
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A game made by the McDonald's Japanese division meant to train new employees. It was never intended to be sold to the public, but a decade-long search for the game led to its ROM file finally being uploaded online.
Edge Games
Edge Games
Action 52
Edge Games
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
This company decided that the word edge was so important to them that it started to sue everything video game-related using that word. Until EA got involved.
Eggplant run
Eggplant run
Action 52
Eggplant run
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A challenge playthrough of Spelunky in which you carry an eggplant and toss it into the final boss's face.
Ethnic Cleansing
Ethnic Cleansing
Action 52
Ethnic Cleansing
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Perhaps the most racist video game ever made.
Fakemon
Fakemon
Action 52
Fakemon
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Fan-made Pokémon creatures.
Family Guy Online
Family Guy Online
Action 52
Family Guy Online
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
"Holy crap, Lois, this is worse than the time I created an MMORPG that lost a load of money!"
Far Lands or Bust
Far Lands or Bust
Action 52
Far Lands or Bust
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
One man's 14-year journey to reach Minecraft's infamous "Far Lands".
Fortnite Holocaust Museum
Fortnite Holocaust Museum
Action 52
Fortnite Holocaust Museum
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A virtual museum about the victims of the Holocaust, created in Fortnite.
Glucoboy
Glucoboy
Action 52
Glucoboy
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The only handheld game console accessory that uses blood glucose monitoring as a game mechanic.
The Goat Puzzle
The Goat Puzzle
Action 52
The Goat Puzzle
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Goats' contributions to gaming (see below) aren't all positive.
Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator
Action 52
Goat Simulator
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
What do you mean you've never fantasised about being a goat? Enough people have to warrant the oddly named sequel Goat Simulator 3.
Goodboy Galaxy
Goodboy Galaxy
Action 52
Goodboy Galaxy
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A video game made for the Game Boy Advance in 2023 (for its 20th anniversary).
The Great Giana Sisters
The Great Giana Sisters
Action 52
The Great Giana Sisters
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A game that was withdrawn from the shelves virtually as soon as it went on them.
Grezzo 2
Grezzo 2
Action 52
Grezzo 2
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Doom mod that spoofs modern Italian culture, featuring blasphemous references to the Catholic Church, including the main character killing Jesus. Twice.
Hatoful Boyfriend
Hatoful Boyfriend
Action 52
Hatoful Boyfriend
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A dating sim where your romantic partners are all sapient birds.
Hong Kong 97
Hong Kong 97
Action 52
Hong Kong 97
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A video game where you play as Bruce Lee's superpowered, heroin-addicted cousin, who has been assigned to kill the entire population of China. The giant head of Deng Xiaoping has been revived as a weapon of mass destruction and the death screen displays an actual dead body from the Yugoslav Wars.
"Hot Coffee"
"Hot Coffee"
Action 52
"Hot Coffee"
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
All you had to do was do yo' damn girlfriend, CJ!
I Am a Teacher: Super Mario Sweater
I Am a Teacher: Super Mario Sweater
Action 52
I Am a Teacher: Super Mario Sweater
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Knit with your NES.
I Am Bread
I Am Bread
Action 52
I Am Bread
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
You play as bread.
"I am Error"
"I am Error"
Action 52
"I am Error"
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A line line said by a character in Zelda II,
I Love Bees
I Love Bees
Action 52
I Love Bees
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A very creative marketing strategy for Halo 2.
I Love You, Colonel Sanders!
I Love You, Colonel Sanders!
Action 52
I Love You, Colonel Sanders!
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A dating sim where you romance KFC founder Colonel Sanders. The best part: It's official.
Incidente em Varginha
Incidente em Varginha
Action 52
Incidente em Varginha
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Brazil's first ever first-person shooter is based on a UFO sighting. Also used to train Army division soldiers.
Incredible Crisis
Incredible Crisis
Action 52
Incredible Crisis
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Just an ordinary day in the life of a family...
Islamic Fun
Islamic Fun
Action 52
Islamic Fun
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
All the classic Muslim-themed educational games you could want. Help build a mosque! Race some rabbits! Defend Lebanon against Israel's 1978 invasion! Wait, what?
JFK Reloaded
JFK Reloaded
Action 52
JFK Reloaded
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A first-person shooter where the player gets to kill President John F. Kennedy and is rewarded for accurately recreating his assassination.
Kanye Quest 3030
Kanye Quest 3030
Action 52
Kanye Quest 3030
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Just an innocent game about Kanye West. There definitely aren't any secret cults lying around!
Kanye Zone
Kanye Zone
Action 52
Kanye Zone
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
He's definitely in his zone...
Killer7
Killer7
Action 52
Killer7
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Play an assassin inhabited by the personas of seven dead hitmen and use their abilities to fight a terrorist group of virus-infected humans while uncovering conspiracies about Japan's interference in US politics and being haunted by your former victims.
Laden VS USA
Laden VS USA
Action 52
Laden VS USA
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
In the early 2000s, a shady Chinese LCD game manufacturer decided that 9/11 was the hottest new cash-grab.
The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival
The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival
Action 52
The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The Last of Us that we have at home.
Limbo of the Lost
Limbo of the Lost
Action 52
Limbo of the Lost
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
An adventure game that was pulled from sale over stolen assets.
LSD: Dream Emulator
LSD: Dream Emulator
Action 52
LSD: Dream Emulator
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The trippiest game in existence.
Mass Effect 3 ending controversy
Mass Effect 3 ending controversy
Action 52
Mass Effect 3 ending controversy
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
If your actions matter, then why does it end in an A/B/C choice where broadly the same things happen regardless? Amazingly, fixing this caused even more controversy.
MissingNo.
MissingNo.
Action 52
MissingNo.
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A Pokémon species that only appears as the result of a glitch and has since been the subject of many sociological studies.
Mister Mosquito
Mister Mosquito
Action 52
Mister Mosquito
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Be a mosquito.
Moonbase Alpha
Moonbase Alpha
Action 52
Moonbase Alpha
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A simulation video game officially published by NASA themselves that is most well known for its built-in text-to-speech function.
Mother 3 fan translation
Mother 3 fan translation
Action 52
Mother 3 fan translation
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
An unofficial translation of a never-translated game that's become a force all of its own.
The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
Action 52
The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
As an April Fools' joke, Sega released a free visual novel where you have to investigate the murder of Sonic. It's sweeter than it sounds.
Ninja Golf
Ninja Golf
Action 52
Ninja Golf
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Hole in your enemies!
Nuclear Gandhi
Nuclear Gandhi
Action 52
Nuclear Gandhi
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
According to an urban legend, a bug in Civilization makes Mahatma Gandhi prone to start a nuclear war. More recent games in the series made it a feature.
Overwatch and pornography
Overwatch and pornography
Action 52
Overwatch and pornography
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Yes, many people would like to "Nerf This!".
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors
Action 52
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A compendium of games to trick your friends, including a painstakingly realistic eight-hour bus journey from Tucson, Arizona, to Las Vegas.
Pepsiman
Pepsiman
Action 52
Pepsiman
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Save people from thirst! But not from tooth decay.
PETA satirical browser games
PETA satirical browser games
Action 52
PETA satirical browser games
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Bored of playing your usual video games? Try PETA's Super Chick Sisters and Super Tofu Boy, they will definitely get you to work.
Phalanx
Phalanx
Action 52
Phalanx
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Who knew that putting an old man playing a banjo on the box of an unrelated game would make for effective marketing?
Piglet's Big Game
Piglet's Big Game
Action 52
Piglet's Big Game
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
From before Blood and Honey, here's Piglet in a survival horror game that was rediscovered after 21 years and compared to Resident Evil and Silent Hill.
Playing History 2 - Slave Trade
Playing History 2 - Slave Trade
Action 52
Playing History 2 - Slave Trade
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
An educational game that featured a minigame where you would fit slaves into a slave ship like Tetris pieces.
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Action 52
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
This visual novel/dating sim got a lot of attention after it was featured in an episode of The Angry Video Game Nerd.
Pokémon and pornography
Pokémon and pornography
Action 52
Pokémon and pornography
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? (Also see bestiality.)
Pokémon Uranium
Pokémon Uranium
Action 52
Pokémon Uranium
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A fangame set in a region of the Pokémon universe that was victim to a nuclear disaster.
Polybius
Polybius
Action 52
Polybius
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
An arcade game that supposedly causes its players to go insane.
Pyongyang Racer
Pyongyang Racer
Action 52
Pyongyang Racer
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The height of North Korea's gaming industry tries to lull you into travelling there.
Quest for Bush
Quest for Bush
Action 52
Quest for Bush
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A first-person shooter, released by al-Qaeda's propaganda arm, with George W. Bush as its final boss.
Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon
Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon
Action 52
Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The anti-smoking SNES run-and-gun game. Publisher Raya also had you covered for diabetes- or asthma-based games.
Saeko: Giantess Dating Sim
Saeko: Giantess Dating Sim
Action 52
Saeko: Giantess Dating Sim
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A very serious game with a very serious story that's definitely totally unrelated to the developer's fetishes.
Seaman
Seaman
Action 52
Seaman
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A game where you take care of a fish with a human head while being guided by Leonard Nimoy.
Sex with Hitler
Sex with Hitler
Action 52
Sex with Hitler
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Want to get frisky with the Führer?
Sex with Stalin
Sex with Stalin
Action 52
Sex with Stalin
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Seize the means of (re)production!
Sheng Long
Sheng Long
Action 52
Sheng Long
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
What started out as a mistranslation of a simple win quote in Street Fighter II became one of the biggest and longest-running urban legends in fighting game history.
Shobon no Action
Shobon no Action
Action 52
Shobon no Action
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A platformer known for its levels designed to cause extreme frustration.
Simlish
Simlish
Action 52
Simlish
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The language spoken by characters in The Sims.
Soda Drinker Pro
Soda Drinker Pro
Action 52
Soda Drinker Pro
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The gamified menial task of drinking soda that contains a hidden surrealist minigame compilation.
Sonic Dreams Collection
Sonic Dreams Collection
Action 52
Sonic Dreams Collection
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
This surreal fangame, said to be unfinished Sonic the Hedgehog games on the Dreamcast, pulls no punches to the notorious Sonic fandom.
Spanish for Everyone!
Spanish for Everyone!
Action 52
Spanish for Everyone!
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
"Let's make our educational game end in a drug cartel murder, nobody will play it anyway!" – the developers, probably.
Special Force
Special Force
Action 52
Special Force
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Hezbollah recreated its battles against Israel as a first-person shooter... twice. See also Ethnic Cleansing.
Stalin vs. Martians
Stalin vs. Martians
Action 52
Stalin vs. Martians
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
If you liked Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (see Film), you'll love this unrelated project!
The Story of Kamikuishiki Village
The Story of Kamikuishiki Village
Action 52
The Story of Kamikuishiki Village
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A strategy game created by the same people responsible for Hong Kong 97 where you play as Shoko Asahara and the end goal is to carry out the Tokyo subway sarin gas attack. Often mistakenly believed to have been created by Asahara's cult themselves as propaganda.
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Action 52
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A gamified(?) recreation of the Columbine massacre, featuring a Hell sequence where the perpetrators fight South Park-style Satan. Allegedly the Dawson College shooter's favorite game.
Takeshi's Challenge
Takeshi's Challenge
Action 52
Takeshi's Challenge
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A deliberately unfair and confusing video game made by Takeshi Kitano, noted video game hater.
Tax Heaven 3000
Tax Heaven 3000
Action 52
Tax Heaven 3000
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
I don't care WHO the IRS sends– actually, never mind...!
Tetris effect
Tetris effect
Action 52
Tetris effect
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A psychological effect where Tetris players start arranging blocks in the real world.
Thatcher's Techbase
Thatcher's Techbase
Action 52
Thatcher's Techbase
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A mod of Doom II where the main goal is to kill an undead Margaret Thatcher.
The Thompson Twins Adventure
The Thompson Twins Adventure
Action 52
The Thompson Twins Adventure
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
One of the only video games to ever be released via vinyl record.
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
Action 52
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A young turnip goes on a quest to evade taxes; see also its sequel Turnip Boy Robs a Bank.
Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta
Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta
Action 52
Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The Uncharted we have at home, an episodic video game with the absolutely massive[sarcasm] amount of ONE episode. (Also see the previously mentioned The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival.)
Universal Paperclips
Universal Paperclips
Action 52
Universal Paperclips
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A machine learning algorithm is tasked only with optimizing paperclip production.
Untitled Goose Game
Untitled Goose Game
Action 52
Untitled Goose Game
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
A game where you can bother the inhabitants of an English village. As a goose.
V-Tech Rampage
V-Tech Rampage
Action 52
V-Tech Rampage
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
Another game based on a real-world school shooting. No, not associated with the company VTech.
Yeah! You Want "Those Games," Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them!
Yeah! You Want "Those Games," Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them!
Action 52
Yeah! You Want "Those Games," Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them!
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
You ever wanted to play those minigames that mobile game ads show but are not in the actual games? Well, now you can!
You Have to Burn the Rope
You Have to Burn the Rope
Action 52
You Have to Burn the Rope
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
and doing the titular task takes about half as long as listening to the credits song.
Action 52
Inspired by Taiwanese NES multicarts, one businessman sets to create an all-American version with original games... but leaves the devs only 3 months to create 52 of them, resulting in disaster. Also, a tie-in comic book for a franchise that never got started, and a contest where the game is so bugged you can't even enter it.
The Adventures of Ninja Nanny & Sherrloch Sheltie
An "educational" PC game from 1993... what it was meant to be educating anyone about, we have no idea.
Atari video game burial
Are your video games not selling? Why not do what Atari did and bury them in a New Mexico landfill?
Bad Rats
A mediocre physics puzzler that became perhaps the greatest ever digital gag gift.
Bartle taxonomy of player types
What type of gamer are you?
Battle of B-R5RB
A player-versus-player battle in Eve Online which involved over 7,500 players, lasted 21 hours, and cost over $300,000 worth of in-game currency.
Battle Raper
They just misspelled the word "rapper", right? ...Right?
Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
An early "erotic" game for the Atari 2600. Control a pair of nude women trying to catch and eat falling semen.
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
A racing game considered one of the worst of all time with Metacritic's worst-ever score of 8/100. It has opponents that don't move, the ability to drive through buildings and accelerate infinitely in reverse, and a notorious "YOU'RE WINNER !" [sic] message after each race.
BMX XXX
A controversial 2002 video game mixing strippers with BMX cycling.
Bob's Game
An unreleased homebrew game of a game, in a game, within a game. The developer went on a protest against the evil corporation known as "Gantendo".
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
The first arcade game about shoving a giant finger up someone's anus.
Boss key
Quick, pretend you're working!
Breast physics
Follow the bouncing boobs!
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs: The Second Cataclysm
A sequel in name only to a classic beat 'em up, based on an unrelated comic book that predates the first game, and programmed by none other than Elon Musk.
Casio Loopy
A video game console made specifically for girls.
Calculator
The best video game ever: A $10 software calculator for the Nintendo Switch.
Cat hair mustache puzzle
Considered among the worst puzzles of any video game.
Catechumen
Hallelujah! Shoot possessed Roman soldiers with a magical sword until they turn Christian and start to pray.
Chex Quest
Doom for ages 6 and up, made as a promotion for Chex cereal.
Cho Aniki
A long-running series of games from Japan, known for their absurdist humor and homoeroticism, about the quest of sweaty bodybuilders for protein supplements.
Communist Mutants from Space
A Cold War Space Invaders clone in which you do battle with the Mother Creature, driven mad by radioactive vodka.
Concord
What happens when you try to make people spend $40 plus microtransactions for a genre known for free-to-play fare? a game that spent over 8 years in development, but lasted only a fortnight from its August 2024 release. For perspective: The average lifespan of a housefly (Musca domestica) is around twice the period this game was available (28 days). Still didn't stop them from making an adaptation, though.
Corrupted Blood incident
An unintentional virtual epidemic in World of Warcraft, which became an important medical case study.
Cow level
A secret level in Diablo II which originated as a player inside joke.
Crab Champions
From the guy who brought you "Crab Rave". Be a crab. Have a gun. Shoot up a beach. 🦀.
Cubic Ninja
A game that ended up being resold for over $500 due to its unintentional ability to let a 3DS run homebrew.
Dance Dance Immolation
It's exactly like Dance Dance Revolution, just with flamethrowers pointed at you.
Dark Room Sex Game
Contains explicit sex. Contains no graphics.
Development of Duke Nukem Forever
A chronicle of fourteen years of development hell, complete with four changes of engines, lawsuits, and profane responses to company executives. The end result was judged by critics to have been very much not worth the wait.
Don't Buy This
A rare example of truth in advertising.
Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter
Congratulations! You finished the game! You just saved a world of colorful magical creatures from a villain who wanted to plunge it into darkness. Everyone is happy now! So, during the credits, we're going to show you, in a very traumatic way, that it all turned out to be the dream of a child in a coma after suffering a car crash!
eCrew Development Program
A game made by the McDonald's Japanese division meant to train new employees. It was never intended to be sold to the public, but a decade-long search for the game led to its ROM file finally being uploaded online.
Edge Games
This company decided that the word edge was so important to them that it started to sue everything video game-related using that word. Until EA got involved.
Eggplant run
A challenge playthrough of Spelunky in which you carry an eggplant and toss it into the final boss's face.
Ethnic Cleansing
Perhaps the most racist video game ever made.
Fakemon
Fan-made Pokémon creatures.
Family Guy Online
"Holy crap, Lois, this is worse than the time I created an MMORPG that lost a load of money!"
Far Lands or Bust
One man's 14-year journey to reach Minecraft's infamous "Far Lands".
Fortnite Holocaust Museum
A virtual museum about the victims of the Holocaust, created in Fortnite.
Glucoboy
The only handheld game console accessory that uses blood glucose monitoring as a game mechanic.
The Goat Puzzle
Goats' contributions to gaming (see below) aren't all positive.
Goat Simulator
What do you mean you've never fantasised about being a goat? Enough people have to warrant the oddly named sequel Goat Simulator 3.
Goodboy Galaxy
A video game made for the Game Boy Advance in 2023 (for its 20th anniversary).
The Great Giana Sisters
A game that was withdrawn from the shelves virtually as soon as it went on them.
Grezzo 2
Doom mod that spoofs modern Italian culture, featuring blasphemous references to the Catholic Church, including the main character killing Jesus. Twice.
Hatoful Boyfriend
A dating sim where your romantic partners are all sapient birds.
Hong Kong 97
A video game where you play as Bruce Lee's superpowered, heroin-addicted cousin, who has been assigned to kill the entire population of China. The giant head of Deng Xiaoping has been revived as a weapon of mass destruction and the death screen displays an actual dead body from the Yugoslav Wars.
"Hot Coffee"
All you had to do was do yo' damn girlfriend, CJ!
I Am a Teacher: Super Mario Sweater
Knit with your NES.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Internet memes and online culture
6-7
6-7
2 Hours Doing Nothing
6-7
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
say that again?
100 men versus a gorilla
100 men versus a gorilla
2 Hours Doing Nothing
100 men versus a gorilla
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Who would win?
2014 Mark-1 Plumbing truck incident
2014 Mark-1 Plumbing truck incident
2 Hours Doing Nothing
2014 Mark-1 Plumbing truck incident
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
When your business goes viral... on a pickup with a mounted Soviet-made anti-aircraft gun.
A group where we all pretend to be boomers
A group where we all pretend to be boomers
2 Hours Doing Nothing
A group where we all pretend to be boomers
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A group of Facebook friends who decided to pretend to be elderly.
ai_sponge
ai_sponge
2 Hours Doing Nothing
ai_sponge
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A Twitch and YouTube channel that livestreams fictional episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants made with AI, down to the script and voices.
All your base are belong to us
All your base are belong to us
2 Hours Doing Nothing
All your base are belong to us
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A phrase that originated in the 1989 video game Zero Wing and sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002.
Babiniku
Babiniku
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Babiniku
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The phenomenon of men on the Internet depicting themselves as anime women, often without using voice changers.
The Backrooms
The Backrooms
2 Hours Doing Nothing
The Backrooms
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A very strange online urban legend originating from an image taken from someone renovating a furniture store into a hobby shop.
Battle For Dream Island
Battle For Dream Island
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Battle For Dream Island
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A web series about sentient objects competing for a grand prize. It has garnered a gigantic online following, and for 15 years, it didn't have a Wikipedia article. (see also: Why was BFDI not on Wikipedia?)
Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash
Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A Facebook group dedicated to memes about American politician Bernie Sanders.
Bogdanoff twins
Bogdanoff twins
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Bogdanoff twins
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A pair of French twin brothers known for their extravagant looks and (pseudo)scientific claims; which made them the subject of a long-lasting internet meme involving aliens, secret knowledge and bear markets.
Boneghazi
Boneghazi
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Boneghazi
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A witch digs up human corpses and sells them online. Tumblr turns it into identity politics.
Bonnie Blue Lily Phillips
Bonnie Blue Lily Phillips
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Bonnie Blue Lily Phillips
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
One of them had sex with around 1000 men, the other with around 100 in one day. Needless to say, Guinness does not do these kinds of records.
Boobquake
Boobquake
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Boobquake
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Female users of social networking websites agree to determine whether their scandalous clothing can cause earthquakes.
Bowsette
Bowsette
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Bowsette
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The Internet was once titillated over this Bowser-Peach fusion (see Rule 63).
Brain rot
Brain rot
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Brain rot
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Ever heard of "rizz", "unc" or "mid"? It's probably brainrot.
British scientists
British scientists
2 Hours Doing Nothing
British scientists
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
According to Russian Internet users, the height of British scientific research is at the University of the Bleedin' Obvious.
The Bus Uncle
The Bus Uncle
2 Hours Doing Nothing
The Bus Uncle
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A Hong Kong resident gets into an uncomfortably tense argument with a fellow passenger—all caught on video.
Brony fandom
Brony fandom
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Brony fandom
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A subculture composed of adult, mostly male, individuals who are fans of a little girls' cartoon.
Carstuckgirls.com
Carstuckgirls.com
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Carstuckgirls.com
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
An erotic(?) website devoted to women trying to free their cars from various obstacles.
Chad
Chad
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Chad
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
From the incel forums comes this whole new slang.
Cinnamon challenge
Cinnamon challenge
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Cinnamon challenge
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Unless you enjoy lung damage, please do not try this at home. Or anywhere else.
Clanker
Clanker
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Clanker
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
We got a slur for robots before they even became sentient.
Clickbait
Clickbait
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Clickbait
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Admins HATE Him: Ordinary Wikipedia Editor Creates Page, Discovers 10 Weird Tricks For Making Quality Articles! (You Won't BELIEVE Number 4!)
Consumption of Tide Pods
Consumption of Tide Pods
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Consumption of Tide Pods
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Ever thought a Tide pod looked kind of like candy? Apparently you're not alone.
Countryballs
Countryballs
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Countryballs
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A comic genre with balls and other bits for different countries doing what real countries do.
Crush on Obama
Crush on Obama
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Crush on Obama
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
That's great.
Cursed image
Cursed image
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Cursed image
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Low quality images with a mysterious aura, sometimes with a comedic effect.
Cute cat theory of digital activism
Cute cat theory of digital activism
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Cute cat theory of digital activism
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
"Web 1.0 was invented to allow physicists to share research papers. Web 2.0 was created to allow people to share pictures of cute cats." — Ethan Zuckerman
Dancing baby
Dancing baby
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Dancing baby
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
One of the very first internet memes: a weird 3D baby dancing in 1996.
da share z0ne
da share z0ne
2 Hours Doing Nothing
da share z0ne
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Social justice skeletons? ʜᴇʟʟ ʏᴇᴀʜ!!!
Dave rule
Dave rule
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Dave rule
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
"Dave-to-girl ratio" as gender balance criterion.
Doge
Doge
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Doge
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
very readers, such article, much wiki
Depths of Wikipedia
Depths of Wikipedia
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Depths of Wikipedia
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A social media account that's basically this Project page (most of the time).
Elsagate
Elsagate
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Elsagate
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Here kids, watch these YouTube videos with Elsa and Spider-Man, I'm sure nothing inappropriate will be on them...
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
If that's not a good enough reason why you shouldn't, I don't know what is.
Extremely online
Extremely online
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Extremely online
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A state that everybody reading this can probably relate to.
Florida Man
Florida Man
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Florida Man
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Superhero native to the state of Florida best known for his frequent run-ins with law enforcement and intoxicating substances.
Glossary of 2020s slang
Glossary of 2020s slang
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Glossary of 2020s slang
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
There's no way that Gen Z and Gen Alpha kids are saying all of these words!!
Godwin's law
Godwin's law
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Godwin's law
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Every long, protracted online discussion always ends with comparisons of others to Hitler. Really...
Goncharov
Goncharov
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Goncharov
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The 1973 Martin Scorsese classic... that was entirely made up by the Internet 49 years later.
Googling
Googling
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Googling
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Google created a verb that is really in the dictionary.
Grass Mud Horse
Grass Mud Horse
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Grass Mud Horse
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A word play on Mandarin Chinese profanity.
Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The worst Half-Life fan fiction ever written, later adapted to video.
Hampster Dance
Hampster Dance
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Hampster Dance
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A web page featuring dancing hamsters set to music.
Hanahaki disease
Hanahaki disease
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Hanahaki disease
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A fictional disease in which flowers grow inside the body as a result of unrequited love.
"Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
"Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
2 Hours Doing Nothing
"Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A 2018 ClickHole article about a truly devastating moment, complete with a stock image of a random Spanish man.
Hiroshi Abe's home page
Hiroshi Abe's home page
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Hiroshi Abe's home page
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Website of a Japanese actor, which is used to test new gadgets' performance to run old webpages.
Homunculus loxodontus
Homunculus loxodontus
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Homunculus loxodontus
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A bizarre blob-like creature known in Russia as "The One Who Waits".
Sam Hyde
Sam Hyde
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Sam Hyde
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A transgressive American comedian blamed for numerous terrorist attacks and killings.
i am lonely will anyone speak to me
i am lonely will anyone speak to me
2 Hours Doing Nothing
i am lonely will anyone speak to me
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A thread that was posted on the forum of a video codec downloads site, which became "the web's top hangout for lonely folk".
I Feel Fantastic
I Feel Fantastic
2 Hours Doing Nothing
I Feel Fantastic
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A surrealist viral video from YouTube in 2004, a year before the website was created.
Instagram egg
Instagram egg
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Instagram egg
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
An image of any old egg...is what this egg would be if it didn't take over Instagram and become the most-liked post on the internet until December 2022.
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
2 Hours Doing Nothing
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A viral online essay celebrating the joys of Autumn.
Italian brainrot
Italian brainrot
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Italian brainrot
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Proof that it's not your imagination; memes are getting worse.
Jar'Edo Wens hoax
Jar'Edo Wens hoax
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Jar'Edo Wens hoax
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A Wikipedia hoax about a fictional Australian Aboriginal deity that lasted for nearly a decade.
The Jerma985 Dollhouse
The Jerma985 Dollhouse
2 Hours Doing Nothing
The Jerma985 Dollhouse
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Streamer sets about making an interactive version of The Truman Show with himself as the main character.
Joe Biden (The Onion)
Joe Biden (The Onion)
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Joe Biden (The Onion)
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
What if Joe Biden was actually pretty rad?
Josh fight
Josh fight
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Josh fight
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The face-off of the century to determine who could keep the name Josh.
Karen
Karen
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Karen
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A stereotype of middle-class, entitled, and slightly (or fully) racist white females who love to complain, with the famous catchphrase of "May I speak to your manager?" Also the subject of a 2021 film that sucked it hard.
Eduard Khil
Eduard Khil
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Eduard Khil
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Our eternal Mr. Trololo.
Lasagna Cat
Lasagna Cat
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Lasagna Cat
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Live-action reenactments of Garfield strips followed by absurd concluding pieces, including a mouse performing oral sex on Garfield, Odie committing suicide, and John Blyth Barrymore musing over a single strip for a whole hour. Don't even get me started on the ending to "Sex Survey Results"...
Lenin was a mushroom
Lenin was a mushroom
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Lenin was a mushroom
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A hoax that Vladimir Lenin consumed large quantities of psychedelic mushrooms and eventually became a mushroom himself.
The Library of Babel (website)
The Library of Babel (website)
2 Hours Doing Nothing
The Library of Babel (website)
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A digital library hosting 1.956 × 101,834,097 books.
Poot Lovato
Poot Lovato
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Poot Lovato
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Demi Lovato's long lost twin sister? (Well, not really...)
Markovian Parallax Denigrate
Markovian Parallax Denigrate
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Markovian Parallax Denigrate
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Three random words that caused over 25 years of mystery.
Meow Wars
Meow Wars
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Meow Wars
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A flame war on Usenet that lasted for over 2 years.
Microsoft acquisition of the Roman Catholic Church
Microsoft acquisition of the Roman Catholic Church
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Microsoft acquisition of the Roman Catholic Church
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Sadly for those who were hoping for an online Eucharist, this was an early Internet hoax.
Miguxês
Miguxês
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Miguxês
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A brief guide to Portuguese Internet slang.
Mpreg
Mpreg
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Mpreg
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Men can't get pregnant? Fanfiction writers think quite differently.
Namuwiki
Namuwiki
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Namuwiki
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A Korean online encyclopedia just like Wikipedia...based in Paraguay.
North American Fella Organization
North American Fella Organization
2 Hours Doing Nothing
North American Fella Organization
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
An internet meme and social media movement which fights Russian internet propaganda through shitposting and trolling.
NBACentel
NBACentel
2 Hours Doing Nothing
NBACentel
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A satirical news page on X (formerly Twitter) that has tricked many people, including many notable basketball players, into believing what they say. Sounds familiar?
Neuro-sama
Neuro-sama
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Neuro-sama
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Who said a VTuber even needs a human behind it? To that idea, Neuro says "(Filtered)".
No Nut November
No Nut November
2 Hours Doing Nothing
No Nut November
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
and its antithesis, Destroy Dick December.
Nothing, Forever
Nothing, Forever
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Nothing, Forever
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A procedurally generated sitcom that parodies Seinfeld. Apparently inspired ai_sponge (see above).
Nukemap
Nukemap
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Nukemap
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
New York got blown up by the Tsar Bomba! Well, at least you can do that in this.
Numa Numa
Numa Numa
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Numa Numa
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Or how a fat kid dancing to the O-Zone song "Dragostea din tei" in front of his computer became very popular.
Oddly satisfying videos
Oddly satisfying videos
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Oddly satisfying videos
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Have you ever wondered why slime gets such a pull on people?
Omission of New Zealand from maps
Omission of New Zealand from maps
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Omission of New Zealand from maps
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Antipodean cartographic incompleteness: so rife that it's become a meme.
Omission of Tasmania from maps of Australia
Omission of Tasmania from maps of Australia
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Omission of Tasmania from maps of Australia
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
2 Hours Doing Nothing
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Little-known fact: all articles on this page were written by a team of Golden Retrievers. And thanks to the anonymity of the Internet, you didn't know until now.
OS-tan
OS-tan
2 Hours Doing Nothing
OS-tan
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A small Internet phenomenon where certain types of software (including various Microsoft and Linux operating systems) are depicted as young anime women.
Peak beard
Peak beard
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Peak beard
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The rise and fall of human beards.
Pepe the Frog
Pepe the Frog
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Pepe the Frog
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The true story of how a webcomic character became synonymous with the alt-right.
PewDiePie vs T-Series
PewDiePie vs T-Series
2 Hours Doing Nothing
PewDiePie vs T-Series
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A competition between two YouTube channels to be the most subscribed channel.
Philosophical zombie
Philosophical zombie
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Philosophical zombie
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
I am dead, therefore I eat brains.
Press F to pay respects
Press F to pay respects
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Press F to pay respects
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Have you ever wondered why you might see the letter "F" being spammed on pages about someone's death?
r/BreadStapledToTrees
r/BreadStapledToTrees
2 Hours Doing Nothing
r/BreadStapledToTrees
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
People do an odd activity of stapling bread to trees as a hobby and post it online in the nature of the early internet. (Is NOT to be confused with r/BreadTapedToTrees.)
RentAHitman.com
RentAHitman.com
2 Hours Doing Nothing
RentAHitman.com
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A website where people keep incriminating themselves despite it being an obvious parody.
Rickrolling
Rickrolling
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Rickrolling
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Careful: that link you're about to click on might take you to a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".
Rule 34
Rule 34
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Rule 34
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
"If it exists, there is Internet porn of it."
Rule 63
Rule 63
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Rule 63
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Rule 34's best buddy, one of them can usually lead to the other "If it's a character, there's a genderbent version of it".
Mark V. Shaney
Mark V. Shaney
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Mark V. Shaney
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A fake Usenet user whose computer-generated postings were created using Markov chain techniques.
Serbia Strong
Serbia Strong
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Serbia Strong
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A Serbian music video deemed Islamophobic, Croatophobic, and nationalistic, which became an Internet meme among alt-right and far-right groups.
Shitposting
Shitposting
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Shitposting
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
🗿
Shock site
Shock site
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Shock site
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Don't look! (No, really.)
Shrek fandom
Shrek fandom
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Shrek fandom
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Maybe "fandom" isn't the correct word?
SiIvaGunner
SiIvaGunner
2 Hours Doing Nothing
SiIvaGunner
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Uploading "high quality rips" since the early-to-mid 2010s.
Sitting and Smiling
Sitting and Smiling
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Sitting and Smiling
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A YouTube series in which a man sits and smiles for four hours, documenting his descent into inevitable madness.
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi Toilet
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Skibidi Toilet
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
One of the most popular web series among the children of today is a series of animated YouTube Shorts about the battle for world domination between a race of toilets with human heads and a race of humans with cameras for heads.
Society for Preventing Parents from Naming Their Children Jennifer
Society for Preventing Parents from Naming Their Children Jennifer
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Society for Preventing Parents from Naming Their Children Jennifer
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The real crisis of the late 90's.
Spiders Georg
Spiders Georg
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Spiders Georg
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A man that lives in a cave and eats 65 million spiders every day.
SpongeBob SquarePants fan theories
SpongeBob SquarePants fan theories
2 Hours Doing Nothing
SpongeBob SquarePants fan theories
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Is the show's cast a representation of the cardinal sins or mental disorders? I guess we'll never know…
Storm Area 51
Storm Area 51
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Storm Area 51
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
An Internet meme which, as all great things, began on Facebook and spiralled a bit of out control, and of course Wikipedians couldn't be stopped in making it its own article.
Suntukan sa Ace Hardware
Suntukan sa Ace Hardware
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Suntukan sa Ace Hardware
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Fight Club taking place at a hardware store of all places.
Techno Viking
Techno Viking
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Techno Viking
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
When the protagonist of a meme sues its creator.
Ted Cruz–Zodiac Killer meme
Ted Cruz–Zodiac Killer meme
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Ted Cruz–Zodiac Killer meme
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A mock conspiracy theory gone wild.
Timberwolves Brasil
Timberwolves Brasil
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Timberwolves Brasil
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A Twitter account run by a Minnesota Timberwolves fan with very... interesting tastes.
Time Cube
Time Cube
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Time Cube
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The personal website of a schizophrenic old man who claimed that time is "cubic" in nature and that all of modern science is a lie.
Tumblr Sexyman
Tumblr Sexyman
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Tumblr Sexyman
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
What do you mean you don't find Sans Undertale sexy?
John Titor
John Titor
2 Hours Doing Nothing
John Titor
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A purported time traveller from the year 2036.
This Man
This Man
2 Hours Doing Nothing
This Man
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The dreamiest man you'll ever meet.
Tourist guy
Tourist guy
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Tourist guy
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The picture of a Hungarian man on 9/11.
Twitter suspensions
Twitter suspensions
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Twitter suspensions
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Tweeting's not a right, it's a privilege.
Uncyclopedia
Uncyclopedia
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Uncyclopedia
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Wikipedia but with almost 99 percent more Oscar Wilde!
uwu
uwu
2 Hours Doing Nothing
uwu
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
notices ur Wikipedia article* owo what's this? uwu
Very erotic very violent
Very erotic very violent
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Very erotic very violent
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
See also very good very mighty.
Wikiracing
Wikiracing
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Wikiracing
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The competitive arts of trying to navigate from one Wikipedia page to another.
Wiki rabbit hole
Wiki rabbit hole
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Wiki rabbit hole
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Starting from an article about video cameras, after a few clicks you start reading about science fiction, then you start reading about conspiracy theories, then you start reading about politics, then about modern history, then about languages, then about ancient history, then about modern history again, then about urban legends, etc, etc... eventually you land on a Wikipedia project page and go insane.
wikiFeet
wikiFeet
2 Hours Doing Nothing
wikiFeet
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
The world's largest image sharing website devoted to foot fetishism.
WTFPL
WTFPL
2 Hours Doing Nothing
WTFPL
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A public domain software license whose abbreviation stands for "Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License".
Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate
Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
Is it "into" or "Into"? Listed at Wikipedia's lamest edit wars.
Yaoi paddle
Yaoi paddle
2 Hours Doing Nothing
Yaoi paddle
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
A weapon to be wielded only by a true kenshi.
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop
2 Hours Doing Nothing
YouTube Poop
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
When you edit videos of mass media to make them more humorous. Ironically, the first video to be known as a YouTube poop was uploaded on December 2004, months before YouTube's launch in February 2005 and the first official video in April 2005.
YouTube Rewind 2018: Everyone Controls Rewind
YouTube Rewind 2018: Everyone Controls Rewind
2 Hours Doing Nothing
YouTube Rewind 2018: Everyone Controls Rewind
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
How a video that was supposed to be created to celebrate the best of 2018 ended up becoming the most hated video in YouTube history, to the point that it is even theorized that it is one of the reasons why YouTube eventually removed the counts of the dislike button in November 2021. Nevertheless, it has more dislikes than people who live in New York state!
2 Hours Doing Nothing
An Indonesian kid who gained fame by staring into his camera for two hours.
6-7
say that again?
100 men versus a gorilla
Who would win?
2014 Mark-1 Plumbing truck incident
When your business goes viral... on a pickup with a mounted Soviet-made anti-aircraft gun.
A group where we all pretend to be boomers
A group of Facebook friends who decided to pretend to be elderly.
ai_sponge
A Twitch and YouTube channel that livestreams fictional episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants made with AI, down to the script and voices.
All your base are belong to us
A phrase that originated in the 1989 video game Zero Wing and sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002.
Babiniku
The phenomenon of men on the Internet depicting themselves as anime women, often without using voice changers.
The Backrooms
A very strange online urban legend originating from an image taken from someone renovating a furniture store into a hobby shop.
Battle For Dream Island
A web series about sentient objects competing for a grand prize. It has garnered a gigantic online following, and for 15 years, it didn't have a Wikipedia article. (see also: Why was BFDI not on Wikipedia?)
Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash
A Facebook group dedicated to memes about American politician Bernie Sanders.
Bogdanoff twins
A pair of French twin brothers known for their extravagant looks and (pseudo)scientific claims; which made them the subject of a long-lasting internet meme involving aliens, secret knowledge and bear markets.
Boneghazi
A witch digs up human corpses and sells them online. Tumblr turns it into identity politics.
Bonnie Blue Lily Phillips
One of them had sex with around 1000 men, the other with around 100 in one day. Needless to say, Guinness does not do these kinds of records.
Boobquake
Female users of social networking websites agree to determine whether their scandalous clothing can cause earthquakes.
Bowsette
The Internet was once titillated over this Bowser-Peach fusion (see Rule 63).
Brain rot
Ever heard of "rizz", "unc" or "mid"? It's probably brainrot.
British scientists
According to Russian Internet users, the height of British scientific research is at the University of the Bleedin' Obvious.
The Bus Uncle
A Hong Kong resident gets into an uncomfortably tense argument with a fellow passenger—all caught on video.
Brony fandom
A subculture composed of adult, mostly male, individuals who are fans of a little girls' cartoon.
Carstuckgirls.com
An erotic(?) website devoted to women trying to free their cars from various obstacles.
Chad
From the incel forums comes this whole new slang.
Cinnamon challenge
Unless you enjoy lung damage, please do not try this at home. Or anywhere else.
Clanker
We got a slur for robots before they even became sentient.
Clickbait
Admins HATE Him: Ordinary Wikipedia Editor Creates Page, Discovers 10 Weird Tricks For Making Quality Articles! (You Won't BELIEVE Number 4!)
Consumption of Tide Pods
Ever thought a Tide pod looked kind of like candy? Apparently you're not alone.
Countryballs
A comic genre with balls and other bits for different countries doing what real countries do.
Crush on Obama
That's great.
Cursed image
Low quality images with a mysterious aura, sometimes with a comedic effect.
Cute cat theory of digital activism
"Web 1.0 was invented to allow physicists to share research papers. Web 2.0 was created to allow people to share pictures of cute cats." — Ethan Zuckerman
Dancing baby
One of the very first internet memes: a weird 3D baby dancing in 1996.
da share z0ne
Social justice skeletons? ʜᴇʟʟ ʏᴇᴀʜ!!!
Dave rule
"Dave-to-girl ratio" as gender balance criterion.
Doge
very readers, such article, much wiki
Depths of Wikipedia
A social media account that's basically this Project page (most of the time).
Elsagate
Here kids, watch these YouTube videos with Elsa and Spider-Man, I'm sure nothing inappropriate will be on them...
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten
If that's not a good enough reason why you shouldn't, I don't know what is.
Extremely online
A state that everybody reading this can probably relate to.
Florida Man
Superhero native to the state of Florida best known for his frequent run-ins with law enforcement and intoxicating substances.
Glossary of 2020s slang
There's no way that Gen Z and Gen Alpha kids are saying all of these words!!
Godwin's law
Every long, protracted online discussion always ends with comparisons of others to Hitler. Really...
Goncharov
The 1973 Martin Scorsese classic... that was entirely made up by the Internet 49 years later.
Googling
Google created a verb that is really in the dictionary.
Grass Mud Horse
A word play on Mandarin Chinese profanity.
Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
The worst Half-Life fan fiction ever written, later adapted to video.
Hampster Dance
A web page featuring dancing hamsters set to music.
Hanahaki disease
A fictional disease in which flowers grow inside the body as a result of unrequited love.
"Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
A 2018 ClickHole article about a truly devastating moment, complete with a stock image of a random Spanish man.
Hiroshi Abe's home page
Website of a Japanese actor, which is used to test new gadgets' performance to run old webpages.
Homunculus loxodontus
A bizarre blob-like creature known in Russia as "The One Who Waits".
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Festivals and events
DashCon
DashCon
Balloonfest '86
DashCon
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
A Tumblr convention where the organisers unexpectedly announced that the hotel needed $17,000 extra - and that was just the first day. Anyone fancy an extra hour in that ball pit?
Detroit Bridgerton Themed Ball
Detroit Bridgerton Themed Ball
Balloonfest '86
Detroit Bridgerton Themed Ball
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
Ah yes, Bridgerton, the critically acclaimed Netflix series that includes pole dancers, Soulja Boy, and fake stuffed dogs.
Fyre Festival
Fyre Festival
Balloonfest '86
Fyre Festival
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
The organizers spent so much money promoting the event that they ran out of money to spend on the actual event. They were later faced with eight lawsuits.
International Masturbation Month
International Masturbation Month
Balloonfest '86
International Masturbation Month
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
From the creators of Destroy Dick December comes Destroy Dick May, doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
Kanamara Matsuri
Kanamara Matsuri
Balloonfest '86
Kanamara Matsuri
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
A phallus festival in Kawasaki, Japan.
Lapland New Forest
Lapland New Forest
Balloonfest '86
Lapland New Forest
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
It ruined Christmas 2008 in Hampshire.
Masturbate-a-thon
Masturbate-a-thon
Balloonfest '86
Masturbate-a-thon
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
It's okay – it's for charity!
Mexico City Alebrije Parade
Mexico City Alebrije Parade
Balloonfest '86
Mexico City Alebrije Parade
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
Parade and contest of giant alebrijes ("colorful monsters").
Miss Bumbum
Miss Bumbum
Balloonfest '86
Miss Bumbum
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
An annual beauty pageant to find Brazil's best buttocks.
Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival
Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival
Balloonfest '86
Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
Sumo wrestlers carry infants, competing to see whose baby cries first, as a loud cry symbolizes health and is believed to ward off evil spirits.
Testicle festival
Testicle festival
Balloonfest '86
Testicle festival
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
"Would you like to supersize those?"
Willy's Chocolate Experience
Willy's Chocolate Experience
Balloonfest '86
Willy's Chocolate Experience
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
A world of pure imagination... if you can only imagine empty warehouses staffed by underpaid actors, where the main attraction is lemonade.
Balloonfest '86
One of Cleveland's most infamous celebrations.
DashCon
A Tumblr convention where the organisers unexpectedly announced that the hotel needed $17,000 extra - and that was just the first day. Anyone fancy an extra hour in that ball pit?
Detroit Bridgerton Themed Ball
Ah yes, Bridgerton, the critically acclaimed Netflix series that includes pole dancers, Soulja Boy, and fake stuffed dogs.
Fyre Festival
The organizers spent so much money promoting the event that they ran out of money to spend on the actual event. They were later faced with eight lawsuits.
International Masturbation Month
From the creators of Destroy Dick December comes Destroy Dick May, doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
Kanamara Matsuri
A phallus festival in Kawasaki, Japan.
Lapland New Forest
It ruined Christmas 2008 in Hampshire.
Masturbate-a-thon
It's okay – it's for charity!
Mexico City Alebrije Parade
Parade and contest of giant alebrijes ("colorful monsters").
Miss Bumbum
An annual beauty pageant to find Brazil's best buttocks.
Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival
Sumo wrestlers carry infants, competing to see whose baby cries first, as a loud cry symbolizes health and is believed to ward off evil spirits.
Testicle festival
"Would you like to supersize those?"
Willy's Chocolate Experience
A world of pure imagination... if you can only imagine empty warehouses staffed by underpaid actors, where the main attraction is lemonade.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Stage shows
The first truly "so bad it's good" act, whose vaudeville performances drew packed houses of audiences who just wanted to hurl abuse at them. Sued newspapers for printing a negative review of them, and lost.
The first truly "so bad it's good" act, whose vaudeville performances drew packed houses of audiences who just wanted to hurl abuse at them. Sued newspapers for printing a negative review of them, and lost.
All in a Row
Cherry Sisters
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
The first truly "so bad it's good" act, whose vaudeville performances drew packed houses of audiences who just wanted to hurl abuse at them. Sued newspapers for printing a negative review of them, and lost.
Evil Dead II retold in the style of Elvis Presley, later released on VHS in 2020. "I gonna build a groovy chainsaw arm".
Evil Dead II retold in the style of Elvis Presley, later released on VHS in 2020. "I gonna build a groovy chainsaw arm".
All in a Row
The Elvis Dead
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
Evil Dead II retold in the style of Elvis Presley, later released on VHS in 2020. "I gonna build a groovy chainsaw arm".
Brain cancer, OCD, a child killed by a drunk driver... all subjects made light of in this surreal musical by the guy who wrote "You Light Up My Life".
Brain cancer, OCD, a child killed by a drunk driver... all subjects made light of in this surreal musical by the guy who wrote "You Light Up My Life".
All in a Row
In My Life
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
Brain cancer, OCD, a child killed by a drunk driver... all subjects made light of in this surreal musical by the guy who wrote "You Light Up My Life".
The centenary production of the Ring cycle was transported to the Industrial Revolution, with the gods as capitalist fat cats and the Rhinemaidens as prostitutes. Near-riots ensued.
The centenary production of the Ring cycle was transported to the Industrial Revolution, with the gods as capitalist fat cats and the Rhinemaidens as prostitutes. Near-riots ensued.
All in a Row
Jahrhundertring
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
The centenary production of the Ring cycle was transported to the Industrial Revolution, with the gods as capitalist fat cats and the Rhinemaidens as prostitutes. Near-riots ensued.
This musical has got it all, from God and Satan to the KKK. A UK TV broadcast was, at one time, the most complained about in national history.
This musical has got it all, from God and Satan to the KKK. A UK TV broadcast was, at one time, the most complained about in national history.
All in a Row
Jerry Springer: The Opera
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
This musical has got it all, from God and Satan to the KKK. A UK TV broadcast was, at one time, the most complained about in national history.
A musical which flopped so badly that it caused the Nederlander Organization to sell the Mark Hellinger Theatre to the Times Square Church. It also happens to be about a depression era mobster.
A musical which flopped so badly that it caused the Nederlander Organization to sell the Mark Hellinger Theatre to the Times Square Church. It also happens to be about a depression era mobster.
All in a Row
Legs Diamond
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
A musical which flopped so badly that it caused the Nederlander Organization to sell the Mark Hellinger Theatre to the Times Square Church. It also happens to be about a depression era mobster.
A bizarre play that became a byword for the worst of Broadway. Signature moment: an apparently-unplanned scene where a paraplegic man wrapped in bandages gets up to kick a man in a moose costume in the crotch.
A bizarre play that became a byword for the worst of Broadway. Signature moment: an apparently-unplanned scene where a paraplegic man wrapped in bandages gets up to kick a man in a moose costume in the crotch.
All in a Row
Moose Murders
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
A bizarre play that became a byword for the worst of Broadway. Signature moment: an apparently-unplanned scene where a paraplegic man wrapped in bandages gets up to kick a man in a moose costume in the crotch.
A family friendly adapation of a violent video game. To make things even better, there was audience participation.
A family friendly adapation of a violent video game. To make things even better, there was audience participation.
All in a Row
Mortal Kombat: Live Tour
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
A family friendly adapation of a violent video game. To make things even better, there was audience participation.
At $75 million, the most expensive Broadway musical, which is infamous for its troubled production history and cast member accidents. Also holds the record for the largest number of preview showings (182) before the official opening.
At $75 million, the most expensive Broadway musical, which is infamous for its troubled production history and cast member accidents. Also holds the record for the largest number of preview showings (182) before the official opening.
All in a Row
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
At $75 million, the most expensive Broadway musical, which is infamous for its troubled production history and cast member accidents. Also holds the record for the largest number of preview showings (182) before the official opening.
In which a woman gets an audience to peer-review her swipes.
In which a woman gets an audience to peer-review her swipes.
All in a Row
Tinder Live
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
In which a woman gets an audience to peer-review her swipes.
All in a Row
A play about a child on the autism spectrum... portrayed as an inhuman-looking puppet who makes his family's lives miserable.
Cherry Sisters
The first truly "so bad it's good" act, whose vaudeville performances drew packed houses of audiences who just wanted to hurl abuse at them. Sued newspapers for printing a negative review of them, and lost.
The Elvis Dead
Evil Dead II retold in the style of Elvis Presley, later released on VHS in 2020. "I gonna build a groovy chainsaw arm".
In My Life
Brain cancer, OCD, a child killed by a drunk driver... all subjects made light of in this surreal musical by the guy who wrote "You Light Up My Life".
Jahrhundertring
The centenary production of the Ring cycle was transported to the Industrial Revolution, with the gods as capitalist fat cats and the Rhinemaidens as prostitutes. Near-riots ensued.
Jerry Springer: The Opera
This musical has got it all, from God and Satan to the KKK. A UK TV broadcast was, at one time, the most complained about in national history.
Legs Diamond
A musical which flopped so badly that it caused the Nederlander Organization to sell the Mark Hellinger Theatre to the Times Square Church. It also happens to be about a depression era mobster.
Moose Murders
A bizarre play that became a byword for the worst of Broadway. Signature moment: an apparently-unplanned scene where a paraplegic man wrapped in bandages gets up to kick a man in a moose costume in the crotch.
Mortal Kombat: Live Tour
A family friendly adapation of a violent video game. To make things even better, there was audience participation.
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
At $75 million, the most expensive Broadway musical, which is infamous for its troubled production history and cast member accidents. Also holds the record for the largest number of preview showings (182) before the official opening.
Tinder Live
In which a woman gets an audience to peer-review her swipes.
· Popular culture, entertainment and the arts › Humor and practical jokes
They've been sabotaging each other since 2005.
They've been sabotaging each other since 2005.
"The Aristocrats"
Caltech-MIT prank rivalry
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
They've been sabotaging each other since 2005.
A perennial parody of Conan the Barbarian that has appeared in film, television, comics, and fan fiction.
A perennial parody of Conan the Barbarian that has appeared in film, television, comics, and fan fiction.
"The Aristocrats"
Conan the Librarian
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
A perennial parody of Conan the Barbarian that has appeared in film, television, comics, and fan fiction.
A Halloween prank in which a pumpkin was placed on the lightning rod of a university clocktower in 1997, lasting over five months before it was accidentally knocked down during a rehearsal for its retrieval. The culprit is still unknown.
A Halloween prank in which a pumpkin was placed on the lightning rod of a university clocktower in 1997, lasting over five months before it was accidentally knocked down during a rehearsal for its retrieval. The culprit is still unknown.
"The Aristocrats"
Cornell University pumpkin prank
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
A Halloween prank in which a pumpkin was placed on the lightning rod of a university clocktower in 1997, lasting over five months before it was accidentally knocked down during a rehearsal for its retrieval. The culprit is still unknown.
Austria's favourite possibly-autistic aristocrat.
Austria's favourite possibly-autistic aristocrat.
"The Aristocrats"
Count Bobby
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Austria's favourite possibly-autistic aristocrat.
Jokes about dicks.
Jokes about dicks.
"The Aristocrats"
Dick joke
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Jokes about dicks.
Large-scale pranks and practical jokes, mostly involving Harvard.
Large-scale pranks and practical jokes, mostly involving Harvard.
"The Aristocrats"
Hacks at MIT
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Large-scale pranks and practical jokes, mostly involving Harvard.
Like a German Jungle Cruise, Hamburg port tour guides tell such tall tales that "He's lying" has become a name for them.
Like a German Jungle Cruise, Hamburg port tour guides tell such tall tales that "He's lying" has become a name for them.
"The Aristocrats"
He lücht
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Like a German Jungle Cruise, Hamburg port tour guides tell such tall tales that "He's lying" has become a name for them.
Spare a thought for the millions of children worldwide whose noses have been stolen.
Spare a thought for the millions of children worldwide whose noses have been stolen.
"The Aristocrats"
I've got your nose
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Spare a thought for the millions of children worldwide whose noses have been stolen.
An old classic for those who like a laugh at the expense of the US Navy.
An old classic for those who like a laugh at the expense of the US Navy.
"The Aristocrats"
Lighthouse and naval vessel urban legend
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
An old classic for those who like a laugh at the expense of the US Navy.
A prank joke intended to fool one of its listeners into believing that it is a joke.
A prank joke intended to fool one of its listeners into believing that it is a joke.
"The Aristocrats"
No soap radio
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
A prank joke intended to fool one of its listeners into believing that it is a joke.
The "radio station" with the widest reach in the Soviet Union, despite having no transmitters.
The "radio station" with the widest reach in the Soviet Union, despite having no transmitters.
"The Aristocrats"
Radio Yerevan
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
The "radio station" with the widest reach in the Soviet Union, despite having no transmitters.
Popular jokes in India, based on stereotypes of Sikhs.
Popular jokes in India, based on stereotypes of Sikhs.
"The Aristocrats"
Sardarji joke
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Popular jokes in India, based on stereotypes of Sikhs.
A joke that refers to itself as the joke.
A joke that refers to itself as the joke.
"The Aristocrats"
Self-referential humor
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
A joke that refers to itself as the joke.
Think about how much work goes into picking your noodles from the trees.
Think about how much work goes into picking your noodles from the trees.
"The Aristocrats"
Spaghetti tree
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Think about how much work goes into picking your noodles from the trees.
The beast of Finnish mispronunciation.
The beast of Finnish mispronunciation.
"The Aristocrats"
Tankero
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
The beast of Finnish mispronunciation.
A gratifying theme for limericks; some of them obscene.
A gratifying theme for limericks; some of them obscene.
"The Aristocrats"
There once was a man from Nantucket
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
A gratifying theme for limericks; some of them obscene.
Whether you're joking about Abderites, Schildbürger, Molboes, Chelmers, Kocourkovites, Kampers, Moidekars, or even the "Wise Men of Gotham" above, you're participating in a tradition that stretches back millennia.
Whether you're joking about Abderites, Schildbürger, Molboes, Chelmers, Kocourkovites, Kampers, Moidekars, or even the "Wise Men of Gotham" above, you're participating in a tradition that stretches back millennia.
"The Aristocrats"
Town of fools
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Whether you're joking about Abderites, Schildbürger, Molboes, Chelmers, Kocourkovites, Kampers, Moidekars, or even the "Wise Men of Gotham" above, you're participating in a tradition that stretches back millennia.
The fictitious mining of treacle (molasses) in a raw form similar to coal.
The fictitious mining of treacle (molasses) in a raw form similar to coal.
"The Aristocrats"
Treacle mining
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
The fictitious mining of treacle (molasses) in a raw form similar to coal.
A series of prank calls to a bar in Jersey City, New Jersey during the 1970s, where two pranksters would call for double-entendre names, such as "Al Coholic" and "Phil Mypockets". A recording of it inspired a running gag in the Simpsons.
A series of prank calls to a bar in Jersey City, New Jersey during the 1970s, where two pranksters would call for double-entendre names, such as "Al Coholic" and "Phil Mypockets". A recording of it inspired a running gag in the Simpsons.
"The Aristocrats"
Tube Bar prank calls
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
A series of prank calls to a bar in Jersey City, New Jersey during the 1970s, where two pranksters would call for double-entendre names, such as "Al Coholic" and "Phil Mypockets". A recording of it inspired a running gag in the Simpsons.
"The Aristocrats"
A joke considered to be both "the world's funniest" and "the world's worst". Also a 2005 documentary of the same name.
Caltech-MIT prank rivalry
They've been sabotaging each other since 2005.
Conan the Librarian
A perennial parody of Conan the Barbarian that has appeared in film, television, comics, and fan fiction.
Cornell University pumpkin prank
A Halloween prank in which a pumpkin was placed on the lightning rod of a university clocktower in 1997, lasting over five months before it was accidentally knocked down during a rehearsal for its retrieval. The culprit is still unknown.
Count Bobby
Austria's favourite possibly-autistic aristocrat.
Dick joke
Jokes about dicks.
Hacks at MIT
Large-scale pranks and practical jokes, mostly involving Harvard.
He lücht
Like a German Jungle Cruise, Hamburg port tour guides tell such tall tales that "He's lying" has become a name for them.
I've got your nose
Spare a thought for the millions of children worldwide whose noses have been stolen.
Lighthouse and naval vessel urban legend
An old classic for those who like a laugh at the expense of the US Navy.
No soap radio
A prank joke intended to fool one of its listeners into believing that it is a joke.
Radio Yerevan
The "radio station" with the widest reach in the Soviet Union, despite having no transmitters.
Sardarji joke
Popular jokes in India, based on stereotypes of Sikhs.
Self-referential humor
A joke that refers to itself as the joke.
Spaghetti tree
Think about how much work goes into picking your noodles from the trees.
Tankero
The beast of Finnish mispronunciation.
There once was a man from Nantucket
A gratifying theme for limericks; some of them obscene.
Town of fools
Whether you're joking about Abderites, Schildbürger, Molboes, Chelmers, Kocourkovites, Kampers, Moidekars, or even the "Wise Men of Gotham" above, you're participating in a tradition that stretches back millennia.
Treacle mining
The fictitious mining of treacle (molasses) in a raw form similar to coal.
Tube Bar prank calls
A series of prank calls to a bar in Jersey City, New Jersey during the 1970s, where two pranksters would call for double-entendre names, such as "Al Coholic" and "Phil Mypockets". A recording of it inspired a running gag in the Simpsons.
· Food
Ant egg soup
Ant egg soup
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Ant egg soup
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A nostalgic soup with a "distinctive, sour pop".
Ayds
Ayds
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Ayds
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Ayds was a great way to lose weight, until the mid-1980s...
Bacon Explosion
Bacon Explosion
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Bacon Explosion
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Not as dangerous as it sounds. Unless you're a vegan of course.
Bacon ice cream
Bacon ice cream
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Bacon ice cream
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
They said we were mad... they said we could never combine the world's two greatest foods. They were wrong!
Banana production in Iceland
Banana production in Iceland
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Banana production in Iceland
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Weirder than fermented shark?
Better than sex cake
Better than sex cake
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Better than sex cake
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
But what kind of sex?
Biangbiang noodles
Biangbiang noodles
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Biangbiang noodles
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A type of Chinese noodle whose name is written with an incredibly complex Chinese character.
Boneless Fish
Boneless Fish
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Boneless Fish
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A frozen fish scaled, gutted and deboned, then glued to its original shape using a food-grade enzyme.
British Rail sandwich
British Rail sandwich
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
British Rail sandwich
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A culinary match to the quality of the train service.
Carmine
Carmine
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Carmine
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A common food dye manufactured from insects.
Casu martzu
Casu martzu
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Casu martzu
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Italian "maggot cheese" – cheese designed to be eaten while it is infested with cheese fly larvae.
Century egg
Century egg
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Century egg
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A Chinese dish which involves preserving a duck, chicken or quail egg for several weeks to several months before eating.
Chả rươi
Chả rươi
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Chả rươi
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Vietnamese dish made from the polychaete worm.
Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats
Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Notable for the huge variety of racist names given to them all over the world.
Chubby bunny
Chubby bunny
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Chubby bunny
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A common (but sometimes lethal) game played with marshmallows.
Cockle bread
Cockle bread
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Cockle bread
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Bread made by English women in the seventeenth century that involved kneading and pressing against the woman's buttocks.
Competitive eating
Competitive eating
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Competitive eating
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
In which the main goal is the quick and vast consumption of food.
Cookie cake
Cookie cake
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Cookie cake
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Schrödinger's dessert.
Deep-fried Mars bar
Deep-fried Mars bar
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Deep-fried Mars bar
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A Scottish delicacy, often touted as an example of their diet's unhealthiness. See also deep fried Twinkies, deep fried pizza, and deep fried Oreos.
Dilberito
Dilberito
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Dilberito
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A vegan burrito promoted by Dilbert. "Because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail." - Dilbert creator Scott Adams
Dishwasher salmon
Dishwasher salmon
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Dishwasher salmon
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Salmon cooked using the heat from a dishwasher.
Charles Domery
Charles Domery
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Charles Domery
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A Polish soldier noted for his unusually large appetite. While imprisoned in England, he remained ravenous despite being put on ten times the rations of other inmates, eating the prison cat, at least twenty rats and, on a regular basis, the prison candles.
Doug
Doug
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Doug
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Its record as "world's biggest potato" was denied due to mistaken identity.
Durian
Durian
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Durian
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
King of fruits. King of smells?
Edible underwear
Edible underwear
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Edible underwear
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Yes, this exists.
Engastration
Engastration
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Engastration
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Dishes consisting of animals stuffed into each other. Turducken and whole stuffed camel are prominent examples.
Eyes (cheese)
Eyes (cheese)
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Eyes (cheese)
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
There are eyes in the cheese, but no cheese in the eyes.
Faggots
Faggots
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Faggots
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
The only food you can't say you don't like.
Feetloaf
Feetloaf
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Feetloaf
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Meatloaf moulded into the shape of a human foot - also known as "Bloody Stump" if "feetloaf" put you off.
Flies' graveyard
Flies' graveyard
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Flies' graveyard
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A delicacy in the United Kingdom.
Fool's Gold Loaf
Fool's Gold Loaf
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Fool's Gold Loaf
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
One warmed, hollowed-out loaf of bread filled with a jar each of creamy peanut butter and grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Reportedly a favorite of Elvis.
Freedom fries
Freedom fries
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Freedom fries
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
"I know what'll teach France for not wanting to invade Iraq... we'll rename our food!" -Bob Ney, 2003
Fried spider
Fried spider
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Fried spider
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Exactly as it sounds – and a regional delicacy in Cambodia.
Fruit ketchup
Fruit ketchup
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Fruit ketchup
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Plum ketchup, anyone?
Funistrada
Funistrada
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Funistrada
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A non-existent foodstuff invented for a U.S. Army survey to see how many people would tick the box.
Adolf Hitler and vegetarianism
Adolf Hitler and vegetarianism
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Adolf Hitler and vegetarianism
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Hitler believed that a vegetarian diet could both alleviate his personal health problems and spiritually renew the Aryan race. He also strongly opposed animal cruelty (didn't stop him from doing worse things to humans, though).
Hedgehog Flavour Crisps
Hedgehog Flavour Crisps
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Hedgehog Flavour Crisps
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
If you think that usual crisps are boring, try this.
Hitler bacon
Hitler bacon
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Hitler bacon
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Can it possibly be kosher?
Hottest chili pepper
Hottest chili pepper
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Hottest chili pepper
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Gettin' silly with chili.
Hufu
Hufu
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Hufu
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
For all you vegetarian cannibals out there, the tofu product designed to look and taste like human flesh.
Human placentophagy
Human placentophagy
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Human placentophagy
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
The consumption of a newborn's placenta is common among mammals; humans do it too.
Kit Kats in Japan
Kit Kats in Japan
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Kit Kats in Japan
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
There have been more than 300 limited-edition seasonal and regional flavors of Kit Kats produced in Japan since 2000.
Ketchup as a vegetable
Ketchup as a vegetable
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Ketchup as a vegetable
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Makes junk food seem healthier.
Kosher locust
Kosher locust
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Kosher locust
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Can Jews eat grasshoppers?
Kuai Kuai culture
Kuai Kuai culture
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Kuai Kuai culture
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
In Taiwan, it is considered fortuitous to place a particular brand of snack next to machines.
Latke–Hamantash Debate
Latke–Hamantash Debate
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Latke–Hamantash Debate
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
The debate of the century that began in 1946 and has never been resolved. About Jewish food.
Luther Burger
Luther Burger
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Luther Burger
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Described as a "cardiologist's worst nightmare".
Lychee and Dog Meat Festival
Lychee and Dog Meat Festival
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Lychee and Dog Meat Festival
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Vegans are the only group who can oppose this festival without any fear of hypocrisy.
McWords
McWords
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
McWords
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
McDonald's has their own McLanguage now.
Michel Lotito
Michel Lotito
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Michel Lotito
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Ate 45 door hinges, 18 bicycles, 15 shopping carts, a Cessna 150, and much more.
Milbenkäse
Milbenkäse
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Milbenkäse
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A type of German cheese containing live mites, which are eaten along with the cheese.
Monkey brains
Monkey brains
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Monkey brains
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A supposed delicacy that has been made famous through films.
None Pizza with Left Beef
None Pizza with Left Beef
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
None Pizza with Left Beef
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
An infamous online pizza order.
Nutellagate
Nutellagate
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Nutellagate
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
In which Columbia University students stole Nutella at a rapid rate.
Old Dry Keith
Old Dry Keith
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Old Dry Keith
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
English man makes driest sandwich ever, becomes Chinese sensation.
Alferd Packer
Alferd Packer
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Alferd Packer
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Before Dahmer there was Packer...
Pieing
Pieing
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Pieing
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A slapstick stunt, or a kind of political protest. And there's even a list of victims.
Products produced from The Simpsons
Products produced from The Simpsons
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Products produced from The Simpsons
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Fictional trademarks gone real.
Ray's Pizza
Ray's Pizza
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Ray's Pizza
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Which Ray's Pizza was the first? No one knows!
Rhubarb Triangle
Rhubarb Triangle
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Rhubarb Triangle
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A recipe or a dangerous area to fly through?
Roadkill cuisine
Roadkill cuisine
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Roadkill cuisine
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Yes, Skunk a la Michelin sounds tasty to some people.
Salmon chaos
Salmon chaos
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Salmon chaos
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
In which a lot of Taiwanese people changed their names to "Salmon" to get free sushi.
Šakotis
Šakotis
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Šakotis
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Rotisserie cake, anyone?
San-nakji
San-nakji
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
San-nakji
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Small octopuses eaten alive with sesame oil.
Sealed crustless sandwich
Sealed crustless sandwich
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Sealed crustless sandwich
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A patented peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Seriously McDonalds
Seriously McDonalds
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Seriously McDonalds
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Not seriously, in fact, because this new policy that black customers would pay more at McDonald's was an obvious (but believed) hoax.
Senate bean soup
Senate bean soup
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Senate bean soup
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Special soup served at the United States Senate. Reviewers say that (like some senators), it "...suggest[s] that it unfortunately leaves a lot to be desired."
Small sausage in large sausage
Small sausage in large sausage
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Small sausage in large sausage
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
The Taiwanese version of a hot dog, not anything else you might be thinking.
Snickers salad
Snickers salad
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Snickers salad
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A dessert salad that's "worthy of a church picnic" according to the Indianapolis Star.
Spotted dick
Spotted dick
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Spotted dick
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Actually a type of pudding.
Square watermelon
Square watermelon
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Square watermelon
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Rather expensive and very much inedible.
Stargazy pie
Stargazy pie
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Stargazy pie
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A Cornish fish pie that looks back at you.
Star Spangled Ice Cream
Star Spangled Ice Cream
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Star Spangled Ice Cream
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Patriotic ice cream to own the liberals. Choose from "Smaller Governmint", "I hate the French Vanilla", or "Bill Clinton Im-peach".
Stinky tofu
Stinky tofu
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Stinky tofu
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Fermented soybean curd is apparently a delicacy for some people. One external link describes its scent as "a used tampon baking in the desert."
Superman (ice cream flavor)
Superman (ice cream flavor)
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Superman (ice cream flavor)
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... ice cream?
Surströmming
Surströmming
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Surströmming
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A Swedish dish consisting of fermented herring, said to have the worst smell in the world.
Takeru Kobayashi
Takeru Kobayashi
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Takeru Kobayashi
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A slightly built Japanese competitive eater. He has consumed 63 Nathan's Famous hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes and holds a host of eating records for other foods.
Testicles as food
Testicles as food
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Testicles as food
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Available fresh during castration season.
Third-pound burger
Third-pound burger
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Third-pound burger
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Infamously flopped because Americans believed that ⅓ was smaller than ¼, not bigger.
Toast sandwich
Toast sandwich
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Toast sandwich
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
An English dish with an "extravagance of blandness". Add salt and pepper to taste.
La Tomatina
La Tomatina
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
La Tomatina
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A gigantic food fight with a ham-topped greased pole as the start.
Sonya Thomas
Sonya Thomas
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Sonya Thomas
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
What weighs 105 pounds (48 kg) and eats more hot dogs in 12 minutes than most people do all summer?
United States military chocolate
United States military chocolate
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
United States military chocolate
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Originally designed to taste "little better than a boiled potato." Not much has changed.
Unusually shaped vegetable
Unusually shaped vegetable
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Unusually shaped vegetable
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
"While some examples are just oddly shaped, others are heralded for their amusing appearance, often representing a body part such as the buttocks."
Vantage loaf
Vantage loaf
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Vantage loaf
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
The bread that makes a baker's dozen.
Virgin boy egg
Virgin boy egg
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Virgin boy egg
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Eggs cooked with the help of young boys' urine.
Volkswagen currywurst
Volkswagen currywurst
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Volkswagen currywurst
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Volkswagen's best-selling product isn't cars, but sausages.
"Who Ate All the Pies?"
"Who Ate All the Pies?"
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
"Who Ate All the Pies?"
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
A chant sung by football fans in England and Scotland, aimed at supposedly overweight footballers, officials or opposing supporters.
Alcohol-infused whipped cream
Do you like to squirt whipped cream right into your mouth from the bottle? This should spice that right up.
Ant egg soup
A nostalgic soup with a "distinctive, sour pop".
Ayds
Ayds was a great way to lose weight, until the mid-1980s...
Bacon Explosion
Not as dangerous as it sounds. Unless you're a vegan of course.
Bacon ice cream
They said we were mad... they said we could never combine the world's two greatest foods. They were wrong!
Banana production in Iceland
Weirder than fermented shark?
Better than sex cake
But what kind of sex?
Biangbiang noodles
A type of Chinese noodle whose name is written with an incredibly complex Chinese character.
Boneless Fish
A frozen fish scaled, gutted and deboned, then glued to its original shape using a food-grade enzyme.
British Rail sandwich
A culinary match to the quality of the train service.
Carmine
A common food dye manufactured from insects.
Casu martzu
Italian "maggot cheese" – cheese designed to be eaten while it is infested with cheese fly larvae.
Century egg
A Chinese dish which involves preserving a duck, chicken or quail egg for several weeks to several months before eating.
Chả rươi
Vietnamese dish made from the polychaete worm.
Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats
Notable for the huge variety of racist names given to them all over the world.
Chubby bunny
A common (but sometimes lethal) game played with marshmallows.
Cockle bread
Bread made by English women in the seventeenth century that involved kneading and pressing against the woman's buttocks.
Competitive eating
In which the main goal is the quick and vast consumption of food.
Cookie cake
Schrödinger's dessert.
Deep-fried Mars bar
A Scottish delicacy, often touted as an example of their diet's unhealthiness. See also deep fried Twinkies, deep fried pizza, and deep fried Oreos.
Dilberito
A vegan burrito promoted by Dilbert. "Because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail." - Dilbert creator Scott Adams
Dishwasher salmon
Salmon cooked using the heat from a dishwasher.
Charles Domery
A Polish soldier noted for his unusually large appetite. While imprisoned in England, he remained ravenous despite being put on ten times the rations of other inmates, eating the prison cat, at least twenty rats and, on a regular basis, the prison candles.
Doug
Its record as "world's biggest potato" was denied due to mistaken identity.
Durian
King of fruits. King of smells?
Edible underwear
Yes, this exists.
Engastration
Dishes consisting of animals stuffed into each other. Turducken and whole stuffed camel are prominent examples.
Eyes (cheese)
There are eyes in the cheese, but no cheese in the eyes.
Faggots
The only food you can't say you don't like.
Feetloaf
Meatloaf moulded into the shape of a human foot - also known as "Bloody Stump" if "feetloaf" put you off.
Flies' graveyard
A delicacy in the United Kingdom.
Fool's Gold Loaf
One warmed, hollowed-out loaf of bread filled with a jar each of creamy peanut butter and grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Reportedly a favorite of Elvis.
Freedom fries
"I know what'll teach France for not wanting to invade Iraq... we'll rename our food!" -Bob Ney, 2003
Fried spider
Exactly as it sounds – and a regional delicacy in Cambodia.
Fruit ketchup
Plum ketchup, anyone?
Funistrada
A non-existent foodstuff invented for a U.S. Army survey to see how many people would tick the box.
Adolf Hitler and vegetarianism
Hitler believed that a vegetarian diet could both alleviate his personal health problems and spiritually renew the Aryan race. He also strongly opposed animal cruelty (didn't stop him from doing worse things to humans, though).
Hedgehog Flavour Crisps
If you think that usual crisps are boring, try this.
Hitler bacon
Can it possibly be kosher?
Hottest chili pepper
Gettin' silly with chili.
Hufu
For all you vegetarian cannibals out there, the tofu product designed to look and taste like human flesh.
Human placentophagy
The consumption of a newborn's placenta is common among mammals; humans do it too.
Kit Kats in Japan
There have been more than 300 limited-edition seasonal and regional flavors of Kit Kats produced in Japan since 2000.
Ketchup as a vegetable
Makes junk food seem healthier.
Kosher locust
Can Jews eat grasshoppers?
Kuai Kuai culture
In Taiwan, it is considered fortuitous to place a particular brand of snack next to machines.
Latke–Hamantash Debate
The debate of the century that began in 1946 and has never been resolved. About Jewish food.
Luther Burger
Described as a "cardiologist's worst nightmare".
Lychee and Dog Meat Festival
Vegans are the only group who can oppose this festival without any fear of hypocrisy.
McWords
McDonald's has their own McLanguage now.
· Food › Beverages
Beer can pyramid
Beer can pyramid
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Beer can pyramid
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Or beeramid, if you prefer.
Beer goggles
Beer goggles
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Beer goggles
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Alcohol makes you more attractive (that is, if you're not the one drinking it).
Carmona Wine Urn
Carmona Wine Urn
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Carmona Wine Urn
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
They say a fine wine gets better with age, but this is ridiculous. The 2000-year-old world record holder, and its merely 1700-year-old predecessor.
Speyer wine bottle
Speyer wine bottle
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Speyer wine bottle
Civet coffee
Civet coffee
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Civet coffee
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Not coffee made from civets, but rather from ordinary coffee beans the civet has, well, excreted.
Cock ale
Cock ale
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Cock ale
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
A type of ale that has a bag stuffed with a parboiled, skinned and gutted chicken later added.
Cola wars
Cola wars
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Cola wars
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
A marketing battle between Coca-Cola and Pepsi.
Diet Coke and Mentos eruption
Diet Coke and Mentos eruption
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Diet Coke and Mentos eruption
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Diet Coke + Mentos = geyser.
Est! Est!! Est!!! di Montefiascone
Est! Est!! Est!!! di Montefiascone
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Est! Est!! Est!!! di Montefiascone
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Apparently a very exciting wine, though according to some, it's not worth the hype...
Fucking Hell
Fucking Hell
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Fucking Hell
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
A German beer named after the Austrian village of Fucking. (It was renamed Fugging in 2021, so there goes the fun...)
Ganesha drinking milk miracle
Ganesha drinking milk miracle
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Ganesha drinking milk miracle
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Hindu statues drinking milk.
Grapefruit juice–drug interactions
Grapefruit juice–drug interactions
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Grapefruit juice–drug interactions
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Be careful – that delicious food item could be dangerous to prescription-drug users.
Gustav III of Sweden's coffee experiment
Gustav III of Sweden's coffee experiment
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Gustav III of Sweden's coffee experiment
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
When a king of Sweden tried (and failed) to prove that coffee could kill.
H2NO
H2NO
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
H2NO
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Why drink tap water, when you can pay to have a cool, refreshing glass of Coca-Cola or freshly chilled bottled tap water?
If-by-whiskey
If-by-whiskey
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
If-by-whiskey
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
A famous speech successfully both attacking and defending booze.
ISO 3103
ISO 3103
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
ISO 3103
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
The ISO standard cup of tea.
OpenCola
OpenCola
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
OpenCola
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
The world's first open-source beverage.
Pepsi Number Fever
Pepsi Number Fever
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Pepsi Number Fever
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Large-scale riots in the Philippines in 1992 that led to the deaths of five people. The cause? A failed PepsiCo promotional event.
Pussy
Pussy
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Pussy
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
The drink's pure, it's your mind that's the problem.
Snake wine
Snake wine
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Snake wine
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
A type of Vietnamese wine that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle.
Vaskning
Vaskning
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Vaskning
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Allegedly, showing off wealth in a Swedish nightclub by pouring champagne down the kitchen sink.
Vodka eyeballing
Vodka eyeballing
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
Vodka eyeballing
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
He's looking at you, kid.
1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal
That Simpsons episode about antifreeze in the wine was based on a true story.
Beer can pyramid
Or beeramid, if you prefer.
Beer goggles
Alcohol makes you more attractive (that is, if you're not the one drinking it).
Carmona Wine Urn
They say a fine wine gets better with age, but this is ridiculous. The 2000-year-old world record holder, and its merely 1700-year-old predecessor.
Speyer wine bottle
Civet coffee
Not coffee made from civets, but rather from ordinary coffee beans the civet has, well, excreted.
Cock ale
A type of ale that has a bag stuffed with a parboiled, skinned and gutted chicken later added.
Cola wars
A marketing battle between Coca-Cola and Pepsi.
Diet Coke and Mentos eruption
Diet Coke + Mentos = geyser.
Est! Est!! Est!!! di Montefiascone
Apparently a very exciting wine, though according to some, it's not worth the hype...
Fucking Hell
A German beer named after the Austrian village of Fucking. (It was renamed Fugging in 2021, so there goes the fun...)
Ganesha drinking milk miracle
Hindu statues drinking milk.
Grapefruit juice–drug interactions
Be careful – that delicious food item could be dangerous to prescription-drug users.
Gustav III of Sweden's coffee experiment
When a king of Sweden tried (and failed) to prove that coffee could kill.
H2NO
Why drink tap water, when you can pay to have a cool, refreshing glass of Coca-Cola or freshly chilled bottled tap water?
If-by-whiskey
A famous speech successfully both attacking and defending booze.
ISO 3103
The ISO standard cup of tea.
OpenCola
The world's first open-source beverage.
Pepsi Number Fever
Large-scale riots in the Philippines in 1992 that led to the deaths of five people. The cause? A failed PepsiCo promotional event.
Pussy
The drink's pure, it's your mind that's the problem.
Snake wine
A type of Vietnamese wine that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle.
Vaskning
Allegedly, showing off wealth in a Swedish nightclub by pouring champagne down the kitchen sink.
Vodka eyeballing
He's looking at you, kid.
· Food › Restaurants
A restaurant founded by Colonel Sanders and his wife Claudia after he became unhappy with changes at KFC, which was in turn sued by KFC.
A restaurant founded by Colonel Sanders and his wife Claudia after he became unhappy with changes at KFC, which was in turn sued by KFC.
? (bistro)
Claudia Sanders Dinner House
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A restaurant founded by Colonel Sanders and his wife Claudia after he became unhappy with changes at KFC, which was in turn sued by KFC.
A Pittsburgh take-out restaurant that exclusively served ethnic foods from countries in which the United States was in conflict.
A Pittsburgh take-out restaurant that exclusively served ethnic foods from countries in which the United States was in conflict.
? (bistro)
Conflict Kitchen
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A Pittsburgh take-out restaurant that exclusively served ethnic foods from countries in which the United States was in conflict.
A Hitler-themed Indian restaurant, formerly known as "Hitlers' Cross" [sic].
A Hitler-themed Indian restaurant, formerly known as "Hitlers' Cross" [sic].
? (bistro)
Cross Cafe
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A Hitler-themed Indian restaurant, formerly known as "Hitlers' Cross" [sic].
Enjoy a delicious meal—suspended 150 feet (46 m) in the air.
Enjoy a delicious meal—suspended 150 feet (46 m) in the air.
? (bistro)
Dinner in the Sky
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Enjoy a delicious meal—suspended 150 feet (46 m) in the air.
Elegant, fine dining in a high-security prison.
Elegant, fine dining in a high-security prison.
? (bistro)
Fortezza Medicea restaurant
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Elegant, fine dining in a high-security prison.
Where McDonald's employees learn their stuff.
Where McDonald's employees learn their stuff.
? (bistro)
Hamburger University
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Where McDonald's employees learn their stuff.
Noted for its 8,000-calorie "Quadruple Bypass Burger". It also lives up to its name.
Noted for its 8,000-calorie "Quadruple Bypass Burger". It also lives up to its name.
? (bistro)
Heart Attack Grill
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Noted for its 8,000-calorie "Quadruple Bypass Burger". It also lives up to its name.
Want a scoop of macaroni and cheese ice cream? How about beef? Chili? Cheese? Crab? Mushrooms in wine? British Airways? Viagra Hope?
Want a scoop of macaroni and cheese ice cream? How about beef? Chili? Cheese? Crab? Mushrooms in wine? British Airways? Viagra Hope?
? (bistro)
Heladería Coromoto
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Want a scoop of macaroni and cheese ice cream? How about beef? Chili? Cheese? Crab? Mushrooms in wine? British Airways? Viagra Hope?
The world's first underwater restaurant.
The world's first underwater restaurant.
? (bistro)
Ithaa
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
The world's first underwater restaurant.
For lack of dairy products, proximity in inner cities, and open hours during Christian holidays.
For lack of dairy products, proximity in inner cities, and open hours during Christian holidays.
? (bistro)
Jewish-American patronage of Chinese restaurants
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
For lack of dairy products, proximity in inner cities, and open hours during Christian holidays.
A Japanese restaurant where guests are served by employed monkeys.
A Japanese restaurant where guests are served by employed monkeys.
? (bistro)
Kayabukiya Tavern
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A Japanese restaurant where guests are served by employed monkeys.
A vegan restaurant run by a cult. Get to watch "Supreme Master TV" in nearly all of their locations!
A vegan restaurant run by a cult. Get to watch "Supreme Master TV" in nearly all of their locations!
? (bistro)
Loving Hut
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A vegan restaurant run by a cult. Get to watch "Supreme Master TV" in nearly all of their locations!
A McDonald's knock-off in Iraq.
A McDonald's knock-off in Iraq.
? (bistro)
MaDonal
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A McDonald's knock-off in Iraq.
Always broken.
Always broken.
? (bistro)
McDonald's ice cream machine
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Always broken.
Is that worm meat in your Big Mac?
Is that worm meat in your Big Mac?
? (bistro)
McDonald's urban legends
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Is that worm meat in your Big Mac?
A restaurant chain whose furniture and decor is based on – yes – toilets.
A restaurant chain whose furniture and decor is based on – yes – toilets.
? (bistro)
Modern Toilet Restaurant
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A restaurant chain whose furniture and decor is based on – yes – toilets.
A restaurant opened by Eminem in Detroit, named after a lyric from one of his own songs.
A restaurant opened by Eminem in Detroit, named after a lyric from one of his own songs.
? (bistro)
Mom's Spaghetti
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A restaurant opened by Eminem in Detroit, named after a lyric from one of his own songs.
Suddenly and unexpectedly closed in 1961, with its contents remaining untouched for decades afterward, giving rise to urban legends about its proprietors' fate.
Suddenly and unexpectedly closed in 1961, with its contents remaining untouched for decades afterward, giving rise to urban legends about its proprietors' fate.
? (bistro)
Original Spanish Kitchen
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Suddenly and unexpectedly closed in 1961, with its contents remaining untouched for decades afterward, giving rise to urban legends about its proprietors' fate.
A restaurant in Guatemala that makes its pizza using an active volcano as its oven.
A restaurant in Guatemala that makes its pizza using an active volcano as its oven.
? (bistro)
Pizza Pacaya
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A restaurant in Guatemala that makes its pizza using an active volcano as its oven.
A restaurant chain whose sole proprietor is the Government of North Korea.
A restaurant chain whose sole proprietor is the Government of North Korea.
? (bistro)
Pyongyang
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
A restaurant chain whose sole proprietor is the Government of North Korea.
Ironically, the owner was arrested by ICE in 2025.
Ironically, the owner was arrested by ICE in 2025.
? (bistro)
Trump Burger
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Ironically, the owner was arrested by ICE in 2025.
TripAdvisor's #1 fake restaurant.
TripAdvisor's #1 fake restaurant.
? (bistro)
The Shed at Dulwich
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
TripAdvisor's #1 fake restaurant.
It's all in the name.
It's all in the name.
? (bistro)
Wiener King
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
It's all in the name.
? (bistro)
Quite unusual for a Serbian bistro to be named after only just a question mark...
Claudia Sanders Dinner House
A restaurant founded by Colonel Sanders and his wife Claudia after he became unhappy with changes at KFC, which was in turn sued by KFC.
Conflict Kitchen
A Pittsburgh take-out restaurant that exclusively served ethnic foods from countries in which the United States was in conflict.
Cross Cafe
A Hitler-themed Indian restaurant, formerly known as "Hitlers' Cross" [sic].
Dinner in the Sky
Enjoy a delicious meal—suspended 150 feet (46 m) in the air.
Fortezza Medicea restaurant
Elegant, fine dining in a high-security prison.
Hamburger University
Where McDonald's employees learn their stuff.
Heart Attack Grill
Noted for its 8,000-calorie "Quadruple Bypass Burger". It also lives up to its name.
Heladería Coromoto
Want a scoop of macaroni and cheese ice cream? How about beef? Chili? Cheese? Crab? Mushrooms in wine? British Airways? Viagra Hope?
Ithaa
The world's first underwater restaurant.
Jewish-American patronage of Chinese restaurants
For lack of dairy products, proximity in inner cities, and open hours during Christian holidays.
Kayabukiya Tavern
A Japanese restaurant where guests are served by employed monkeys.
Loving Hut
A vegan restaurant run by a cult. Get to watch "Supreme Master TV" in nearly all of their locations!
MaDonal
A McDonald's knock-off in Iraq.
McDonald's ice cream machine
Always broken.
McDonald's urban legends
Is that worm meat in your Big Mac?
Modern Toilet Restaurant
A restaurant chain whose furniture and decor is based on – yes – toilets.
Mom's Spaghetti
A restaurant opened by Eminem in Detroit, named after a lyric from one of his own songs.
Original Spanish Kitchen
Suddenly and unexpectedly closed in 1961, with its contents remaining untouched for decades afterward, giving rise to urban legends about its proprietors' fate.
Pizza Pacaya
A restaurant in Guatemala that makes its pizza using an active volcano as its oven.
Pyongyang
A restaurant chain whose sole proprietor is the Government of North Korea.
Trump Burger
Ironically, the owner was arrested by ICE in 2025.
The Shed at Dulwich
TripAdvisor's fake restaurant.
Wiener King
It's all in the name.
· Sports
Apopudobalia
Apopudobalia
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Apopudobalia
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Ancient Roman soccer (but not really).
Artistic roller skating
Artistic roller skating
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Artistic roller skating
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
All the grace and charm of figure skating...but with roller skates.
Barefoot running
Barefoot running
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Barefoot running
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Why is there an entire article devoted to running without shoes?
Bat and trap
Bat and trap
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Bat and trap
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
An English bat-and-ball pub game.
Bladderball
Bladderball
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Bladderball
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Yale University's contribution to the world of team sports.
Bog snorkelling
Bog snorkelling
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Bog snorkelling
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
The noble art of competitive snorkelling through cold, noxious bog water.
Bottle-kicking
Bottle-kicking
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Bottle-kicking
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A ruleless drunken rugby-like sport played every Easter Monday since the 1700s in Hallaton, Leicestershire.
British baseball
British baseball
1956 Olympic flame hoax
British baseball
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
An intermediate species between cricket and baseball played in the hinterlands of Wales and Western England.
Butt Fumble
Butt Fumble
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Butt Fumble
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Be careful where you run with that ball, Mark.
Chess boxing
Chess boxing
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Chess boxing
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A sport that alternates rounds of speed chess and boxing.
David Arquette in World Championship Wrestling
David Arquette in World Championship Wrestling
1956 Olympic flame hoax
David Arquette in World Championship Wrestling
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
"When you're out of ideas, make an outsider actor your World Champion", said no one ever.
Donkey basketball
Donkey basketball
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Donkey basketball
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A wild twist on a classic American sport. In this version, all players are required to ride or be touching a donkey to be play.
Dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV
Dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
"We haven't made any revenue this quarter? Let's spend millions of dollars on a Super Bowl commercial! There's no way we can lose!"
A drive into deep left field by Castellanos
A drive into deep left field by Castellanos
1956 Olympic flame hoax
A drive into deep left field by Castellanos
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
If I had a nickel for every time Nick Castellanos hit a home run during the announcement of a tragic event, I would have 10 nickels. Which is kind of a lot.
Dwarf-tossing
Dwarf-tossing
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Dwarf-tossing
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A sporting competition where padded dwarfs are thrown by competitors.
Dwile flonking
Dwile flonking
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Dwile flonking
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A sport that gives a new meaning to the term "drinking game".
Elephant polo
Elephant polo
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Elephant polo
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Variant of polo that is played while riding elephants, mostly played by royals in Rajasthan.
Eton wall game
Eton wall game
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Eton wall game
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A sport played annually on St. Andrew's Day on a 5-by-110-metre (16 ft × 361 ft) field. The last goal was scored in 1909.
Extreme ironing
Extreme ironing
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Extreme ironing
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A sport whereby participants take an ironing board to a remote location and iron a few items of clothing.
Fair catch kick
Fair catch kick
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Fair catch kick
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A little-known way to score points in American football left over from rugby. Even Bill Belichick wouldn't call one in Super Bowl LI.
Fierljeppen
Fierljeppen
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Fierljeppen
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A Frisian sport where the objective is to jump over a trench.
Football tennis
Football tennis
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Football tennis
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Wimbledon meets Wembley... in Czechoslovakia.
Gillidanda
Gillidanda
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Gillidanda
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
In this Indian game, instead of hitting a ball with a stick, players use a stick (danda) to hit another stick (gilli).
Grunting in tennis
Grunting in tennis
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Grunting in tennis
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Vocalizations made by certain tennis players including popular names such as Serena and Venus Williams and Novak Djokovic that have stirred some controversy for distracting opponents during play.
Hobby horse polo
Hobby horse polo
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Hobby horse polo
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Who needs real horses, anyway?
Laser Space Cannon
Laser Space Cannon
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Laser Space Cannon
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A purple beam shooting out of the roof of the Sacramento Kings' arena, lit after every Kings home win, that became a symbol of the team that broke the NBA's longest-ever playoff drought.
Lawn mower racing
Lawn mower racing
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Lawn mower racing
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Leaves the lawn in a very poor condition.
Mall walking
Mall walking
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Mall walking
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Usually done with larger groups of senior citizens.
Mass Transit incident
Mass Transit incident
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Mass Transit incident
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
What happens when you combine a professional wrestler prone to violence with a 17 year old that had lied about his age and experience?
Mythical national championship
Mythical national championship
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Mythical national championship
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
When is a champion not exactly a champion?
New Testament athletic metaphors
New Testament athletic metaphors
1956 Olympic flame hoax
New Testament athletic metaphors
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Blessed are the healthy in heart...
Pelota purépecha
Pelota purépecha
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Pelota purépecha
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
You've heard of ice hockey, but how about fire hockey?
Public image of Roman Reigns
Public image of Roman Reigns
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Public image of Roman Reigns
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Pushed to the top of the wrestling world, he was rejected by fans, but WWE kept trying, and trying, and trying for years on end. By 2019, Reigns was the most hated man in wrestling, despite being (allegedly) the good guy.
Quidditch (real-life sport)
Quidditch (real-life sport)
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Quidditch (real-life sport)
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
An international real-life sport, without magic objects.
Scorigami
Scorigami
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Scorigami
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A scoring combination that has never happened in a league's history.
Ski ballet
Ski ballet
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Ski ballet
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Skiers doing flips and spins on a slope. A smooth slope. Wearing skis.
Smiggin Holes 2010 Winter Olympic bid
Smiggin Holes 2010 Winter Olympic bid
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Smiggin Holes 2010 Winter Olympic bid
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
During the 2002 Winter Olympics, the two Australian comedians who gave the world Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat (see "Animals in sports" below) launched a bid to host the 2010 Winter Olympics in New South Wales, Australia.
SpoGomi
SpoGomi
1956 Olympic flame hoax
SpoGomi
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A sport where teams have to collect as much litter as possible.
Sports-related curses
Sports-related curses
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Sports-related curses
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A variety of excuses for bad performance.
Stoolball
Stoolball
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Stoolball
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
An ancestor of cricket (a game it resembles), baseball, and rounders.
Traditions and anecdotes associated with the Stanley Cup
Traditions and anecdotes associated with the Stanley Cup
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Traditions and anecdotes associated with the Stanley Cup
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
An ice hockey trophy with a long history of abuse, superstition, and tests of buoyancy.
Ultimate Tazer Ball
Ultimate Tazer Ball
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Ultimate Tazer Ball
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A sport in which players must compete to get a large ball into the goal of the opposing team. Oh, and everybody is armed with a stun gun.
Volata
Volata
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Volata
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Football for fascists.
Welly wanging
Welly wanging
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Welly wanging
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Competitors are required to hurl a Wellington boot as far as possible.
Wife-carrying
Wife-carrying
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Wife-carrying
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
One need not carry one's own wife to take part, although you may want to run away as fast as possible afterwards.
Wooden spoon
Wooden spoon
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Wooden spoon
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
A Cambridge University tradition adopted by rugby league and rugby union, the Wooden Spoon is awarded to the last-placed team in a competition.
Yukigassen
Yukigassen
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Yukigassen
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Competitive snowball fighting.
1956 Olympic flame hoax
Why the Olympic Flame is pants.
Apopudobalia
Ancient Roman soccer (but not really).
Artistic roller skating
All the grace and charm of figure skating...but with roller skates.
Barefoot running
Why is there an entire article devoted to running without shoes?
Bat and trap
An English bat-and-ball pub game.
Bladderball
Yale University's contribution to the world of team sports.
Bog snorkelling
The noble art of competitive snorkelling through cold, noxious bog water.
Bottle-kicking
A ruleless drunken rugby-like sport played every Easter Monday since the 1700s in Hallaton, Leicestershire.
British baseball
An intermediate species between cricket and baseball played in the hinterlands of Wales and Western England.
Butt Fumble
Be careful where you run with that ball, Mark.
Chess boxing
A sport that alternates rounds of speed chess and boxing.
David Arquette in World Championship Wrestling
"When you're out of ideas, make an outsider actor your World Champion", said no one ever.
Donkey basketball
A wild twist on a classic American sport. In this version, all players are required to ride or be touching a donkey to be play.
Dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV
"We haven't made any revenue this quarter? Let's spend millions of dollars on a Super Bowl commercial! There's no way we can lose!"
A drive into deep left field by Castellanos
If I had a nickel for every time Nick Castellanos hit a home run during the announcement of a tragic event, I would have 10 nickels. Which is kind of a lot.
Dwarf-tossing
A sporting competition where padded dwarfs are thrown by competitors.
Dwile flonking
A sport that gives a new meaning to the term "drinking game".
Elephant polo
Variant of polo that is played while riding elephants, mostly played by royals in Rajasthan.
Eton wall game
A sport played annually on St. Andrew's Day on a 5-by-110-metre (16 ft × 361 ft) field. The last goal was scored in 1909.
Extreme ironing
A sport whereby participants take an ironing board to a remote location and iron a few items of clothing.
Fair catch kick
A little-known way to score points in American football left over from rugby. Even Bill Belichick wouldn't call one in Super Bowl LI.
Fierljeppen
A Frisian sport where the objective is to jump over a trench.
Football tennis
Wimbledon meets Wembley... in Czechoslovakia.
Gillidanda
In this Indian game, instead of hitting a ball with a stick, players use a stick (danda) to hit another stick (gilli).
Grunting in tennis
Vocalizations made by certain tennis players including popular names such as Serena and Venus Williams and Novak Djokovic that have stirred some controversy for distracting opponents during play.
Hobby horse polo
Who needs real horses, anyway?
Laser Space Cannon
A purple beam shooting out of the roof of the Sacramento Kings' arena, lit after every Kings home win, that became a symbol of the team that broke the NBA's longest-ever playoff drought.
Lawn mower racing
Leaves the lawn in a very poor condition.
Mall walking
Usually done with larger groups of senior citizens.
Mass Transit incident
What happens when you combine a professional wrestler prone to violence with a 17 year old that had lied about his age and experience?
Mythical national championship
When is a champion not exactly a champion?
New Testament athletic metaphors
Blessed are the healthy in heart...
Pelota purépecha
You've heard of ice hockey, but how about fire hockey?
Public image of Roman Reigns
Pushed to the top of the wrestling world, he was rejected by fans, but WWE kept trying, and trying, and trying for years on end. By 2019, Reigns was the most hated man in wrestling, despite being (allegedly) the good guy.
Quidditch (real-life sport)
An international real-life sport, without magic objects.
Scorigami
A scoring combination that has never happened in a league's history.
Ski ballet
Skiers doing flips and spins on a slope. A smooth slope. Wearing skis.
Smiggin Holes 2010 Winter Olympic bid
During the 2002 Winter Olympics, the two Australian comedians who gave the world Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat (see "Animals in sports" below) launched a bid to host the 2010 Winter Olympics in New South Wales, Australia.
SpoGomi
A sport where teams have to collect as much litter as possible.
Sports-related curses
A variety of excuses for bad performance.
Stoolball
An ancestor of cricket (a game it resembles), baseball, and rounders.
Traditions and anecdotes associated with the Stanley Cup
An ice hockey trophy with a long history of abuse, superstition, and tests of buoyancy.
Ultimate Tazer Ball
A sport in which players must compete to get a large ball into the goal of the opposing team. Oh, and everybody is armed with a stun gun.
Volata
Football for fascists.
Welly wanging
Competitors are required to hurl a Wellington boot as far as possible.
Wife-carrying
One need not carry one's own wife to take part, although you may want to run away as fast as possible afterwards.
Wooden spoon
A Cambridge University tradition adopted by rugby league and rugby union, the Wooden Spoon is awarded to the last-placed team in a competition.
Yukigassen
Competitive snowball fighting.
· Sports › Animals in sports
Conger cuddling
Conger cuddling
Buzkashi
Conger cuddling
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
The "most fun a person could have with a dead fish".
Egg tapping
Egg tapping
Buzkashi
Egg tapping
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
One holds a hard-boiled egg and taps the egg of another participant with one's own egg intending to break the other's, without breaking one's own.
Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
Buzkashi
Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Sydney's other Olympic mascot.
Ferret-legging
Ferret-legging
Buzkashi
Ferret-legging
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
A stunt in which a live ferret is put down one's trousers.
Fox tossing
Fox tossing
Buzkashi
Fox tossing
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
A popular sport in 17th and 18th century Europe that involved tossing foxes and other live animals as high as possible into the air.
Goose pulling
Goose pulling
Buzkashi
Goose pulling
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Hang a live goose from a rope, gallop under it on a horse and pull its head off. What could be simpler?
Hamster racing
Hamster racing
Buzkashi
Hamster racing
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
A uniquely British response to foot and mouth disease.
Kudu dung-spitting
Kudu dung-spitting
Buzkashi
Kudu dung-spitting
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Games for conservationists.
Kyz kuu
Kyz kuu
Buzkashi
Kyz kuu
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Involving a man and a woman racing horses. Described as a kissing game, but the woman wins by whipping the man.
Legend of the Octopus
Legend of the Octopus
Buzkashi
Legend of the Octopus
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
If you're going to an ice hockey game in Detroit, be sure to bring your octopus.
Octopus wrestling
Octopus wrestling
Buzkashi
Octopus wrestling
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
A sport which once attracted crowds of thousands to watch free divers wrestle North Pacific Giant Octopus from the waters of the Puget Sound.
Pig Olympics
Pig Olympics
Buzkashi
Pig Olympics
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
An international contest between pigs.
Rabbit show jumping
Rabbit show jumping
Buzkashi
Rabbit show jumping
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Watership up, Watership Down. Watership up, Watership Down. Watership...
Robot jockey
Robot jockey
Buzkashi
Robot jockey
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Robots designed to ride dromedary camels.
Snail racing
Snail racing
Buzkashi
Snail racing
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Ready, steady, slow!
Teddy bear toss
Teddy bear toss
Buzkashi
Teddy bear toss
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
A Christmas tradition in minor league ice hockey.
Turkey bowling
Turkey bowling
Buzkashi
Turkey bowling
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
So much for "don't play with your food".
Vinkensport
Vinkensport
Buzkashi
Vinkensport
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Finch-singing in Belgium. More competitive than you might think.
Yak racing
Yak racing
Buzkashi
Yak racing
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
A spectator sport held at traditional festivals in Tibet and Mongolia, among other places.
Buzkashi
Something like rugby, played on horseback, with a dead goat.
Conger cuddling
The "most fun a person could have with a dead fish".
Egg tapping
One holds a hard-boiled egg and taps the egg of another participant with one's own egg intending to break the other's, without breaking one's own.
Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
Sydney's other Olympic mascot.
Ferret-legging
A stunt in which a live ferret is put down one's trousers.
Fox tossing
A popular sport in 17th and 18th century Europe that involved tossing foxes and other live animals as high as possible into the air.
Goose pulling
Hang a live goose from a rope, gallop under it on a horse and pull its head off. What could be simpler?
Hamster racing
A uniquely British response to foot and mouth disease.
Kudu dung-spitting
Games for conservationists.
Kyz kuu
Involving a man and a woman racing horses. Described as a kissing game, but the woman wins by whipping the man.
Legend of the Octopus
If you're going to an ice hockey game in Detroit, be sure to bring your octopus.
Octopus wrestling
A sport which once attracted crowds of thousands to watch free divers wrestle North Pacific Giant Octopus from the waters of the Puget Sound.
Pig Olympics
An international contest between pigs.
Rabbit show jumping
Watership up, Watership Down. Watership up, Watership Down. Watership...
Robot jockey
Robots designed to ride dromedary camels.
Snail racing
Ready, steady, slow!
Teddy bear toss
A Christmas tradition in minor league ice hockey.
Turkey bowling
So much for "don't play with your food".
Vinkensport
Finch-singing in Belgium. More competitive than you might think.
Yak racing
A spectator sport held at traditional festivals in Tibet and Mongolia, among other places.
· Sports › Athletes
Sebastián Abreu
Sebastián Abreu
Margaret Abbott
Sebastián Abreu
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Prolific Uruguayan striker, most known for switching through clubs like his underwear.
Nasra Ali Abukar
Nasra Ali Abukar
Margaret Abbott
Nasra Ali Abukar
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Possibly the record holder for the slowest ever competitive 100-meter dash, after she got into the University Games by being related to the chair of the Somali Athletics Committee.
Sneeze Achiu
Sneeze Achiu
Margaret Abbott
Sneeze Achiu
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
The first person of Asian descent and first Native Hawaiian to play in the NFL earned his nickname upon informing his teammates of how to pronounce his surname: "Sneeze it and you'll get it."
Anthony Ammirati
Anthony Ammirati
Margaret Abbott
Anthony Ammirati
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A French pole vaulter who went viral for appearing to knock over the bar with his, um, other pole in the 2024 Summer Olympics.
Arrhichion
Arrhichion
Margaret Abbott
Arrhichion
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A multi-time Olympic champion of the ancient Greek predecessor of MMA, who didn't let being dead stop him from retaining his title.
David Ayres
David Ayres
Margaret Abbott
David Ayres
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A 42-year-old arena building operator, who briefly played as an emergency goalie in the National Hockey League.
Paula Barila Bolopa
Paula Barila Bolopa
Margaret Abbott
Paula Barila Bolopa
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A swimmer from Equatorial Guinea, who – much like Eric Moussambani below – competed in the Sydney Olympics. Her time in the 50m freestyle is apparently the longest in Olympic history.
Steve Bartman incident
Steve Bartman incident
Margaret Abbott
Steve Bartman incident
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Similar to, yet also the polar opposite of, the Jeffery Maier incident (see below), a fan is blamed for causing the Cubs to lose that year's NLCS and continue the Curse of the Billy Goat.
Robert Bobroczkyi
Robert Bobroczkyi
Margaret Abbott
Robert Bobroczkyi
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A former college basketball player with a freakishly tall frame (7 ft 7 in)–he was already taller than his mother at age 8–who never got any playing time due to being severely underweight.
Philip Boit
Philip Boit
Margaret Abbott
Philip Boit
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
How many other Kenyan skiers can you name?
Steven Bradbury
Steven Bradbury
Margaret Abbott
Steven Bradbury
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Australia's first Winter Olympics gold medalist, who won speed skating gold after everyone in front of him crashed.
Iván Buhajeruk
Iván Buhajeruk
Margaret Abbott
Iván Buhajeruk
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
An Argentine YouTuber who in 2024 signed a contract with the Deportivo Riestra club to play a professional soccer match......and possibly the person with the shortest professional football career in history, as he was substituted after 59 seconds.
Rogério Ceni
Rogério Ceni
Margaret Abbott
Rogério Ceni
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
It's not often you see a goalscoring goalkeeper in soccer, much less one with over 100 recorded goals.
Oksana Chusovitina
Oksana Chusovitina
Margaret Abbott
Oksana Chusovitina
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Most gymnasts plan retirement in their 20s – she's 40 and still going!
Cup of coffee
Cup of coffee
Margaret Abbott
Cup of coffee
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A minor-league player who makes it to the majors just long enough to have a...
JamesOn Curry
JamesOn Curry
Margaret Abbott
JamesOn Curry
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
In perhaps the most extreme example of the above, his NBA career lasted a grand total of 3.9 seconds. JamesOff, perhaps?
Curse of Billy Penn
Curse of Billy Penn
Margaret Abbott
Curse of Billy Penn
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
How a skyscraper in Philadelphia kept the city's sports teams from winning championships for over 20 years.
Curse of the Colonel
Curse of the Colonel
Margaret Abbott
Curse of the Colonel
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Colonel Harland Sanders wreaks revenge from beyond the grave on a Japanese baseball team.
Rajai Davis
Rajai Davis
Margaret Abbott
Rajai Davis
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
"Quick, Jason, ride me to Citi Field, I've been called up!"
Ali Dia
Ali Dia
Margaret Abbott
Ali Dia
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A guy who tricked his way into English soccer team Southampton by claiming he had won 12 caps for Senegal, was related to George Weah and had played for Paris Saint-Germain. In 2007, The Times branded him the worst-ever player in top-flight soccer.
Daniel Dye
Daniel Dye
Margaret Abbott
Daniel Dye
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A man who got arrested for quite literally busting a nut.
Dock Ellis
Dock Ellis
Margaret Abbott
Dock Ellis
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Baseball pitcher who, among other things, threw a no-hitter while under influence of LSD, and once tried to hit every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup.
Eddie the Eagle
Eddie the Eagle
Margaret Abbott
Eddie the Eagle
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A British sportsman famous for coming last in the 1988 Winter Olympics ski-jump competition.
Sidd Finch
Sidd Finch
Margaret Abbott
Sidd Finch
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A fictitious baseball player who learned yoga in Tibet and could pitch a fastball at 168 miles per hour, among other things. Such irregularities in his biography did not stop Mets fans from believing he was real.
Eddie Gaedel
Eddie Gaedel
Margaret Abbott
Eddie Gaedel
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A 65-pound (29 kg) baseball player, 3 ft 7 in (1.09 m) tall. Career on‑base percentage: 1.000.
Sajjad Ganjzadeh
Sajjad Ganjzadeh
Margaret Abbott
Sajjad Ganjzadeh
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Getting your head kicked isn't always bad – it won this Iranian an Olympic gold medal.
Dolly Gray impostor
Dolly Gray impostor
Margaret Abbott
Dolly Gray impostor
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Possibly the least known NFL player in history.
Rachael Gunn
Rachael Gunn
Margaret Abbott
Rachael Gunn
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
An Australian breakdancer whose less-than-smooth moves took the Olympics by storm.
Ferdinand Habsburg
Ferdinand Habsburg
Margaret Abbott
Ferdinand Habsburg
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
One of the greatest racing drivers Austria has to offer. He's also the heir to the throne of one of Europe's most powerful royal families, but nevermind that.
Hannes Þór Halldórsson
Hannes Þór Halldórsson
Margaret Abbott
Hannes Þór Halldórsson
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
An Icelandic filmmaker who also served as the national team's goalkeeper during their most successful period in history and saved a Lionel Messi penalty kick in the World Cup.
Hans Heyer
Hans Heyer
Margaret Abbott
Hans Heyer
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
You didn't qualify for a Formula 1 Grand Prix, but you still want to race? Then infiltrate!
John Hilton
John Hilton
Margaret Abbott
John Hilton
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A man who won the men's singles at the European Table Tennis Championships despite being only the fourth-ranked player at his local YMCA.
Hubertus von Hohenlohe
Hubertus von Hohenlohe
Margaret Abbott
Hubertus von Hohenlohe
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A blue blooded Alpine skier, from the frozen wastes of Mexico City.
Carlos Kaiser
Carlos Kaiser
Margaret Abbott
Carlos Kaiser
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A footballer who managed a decade-long career despite lacking pro-level ability and never playing a regulation game.
Shizo Kanakuri
Shizo Kanakuri
Margaret Abbott
Shizo Kanakuri
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
An Olympic marathon runner who took a 54-year detour.
Oliver Kirk
Oliver Kirk
Margaret Abbott
Oliver Kirk
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
It's not unusual for a boxer to win two (or more) Olympic gold medals. But it is unusual for them to be won in the same edition.
Evel Knievel
Evel Knievel
Margaret Abbott
Evel Knievel
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A biker known for his numerous stunts, and accidents during said stunts.
Kyle Larson
Kyle Larson
Margaret Abbott
Kyle Larson
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A NASCAR driver who is most known for three things: crashing and taking down the catchfence at Daytona, saying a racial slur during a virtual race during a pandemic, and winning the NASCAR Cup Series championship. Among other things.
Bob Lemon
Bob Lemon
Margaret Abbott
Bob Lemon
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A below-average MLB hitter suddenly gets put on pitching duty after other players said he was good at it when they fought in World War II together. Now he's in the Hall of Fame.
Marx Lenin
Marx Lenin
Margaret Abbott
Marx Lenin
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Attacking midfielders of the world, unite!
Dimitrios Loundras
Dimitrios Loundras
Margaret Abbott
Dimitrios Loundras
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
How many 10-year-olds can boast of having an Olympic medal?
Jeffrey Maier incident
Jeffrey Maier incident
Margaret Abbott
Jeffrey Maier incident
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A twelve-year-old helped the Yankees win the pennant.
Mendoza Line
Mendoza Line
Margaret Abbott
Mendoza Line
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Baseball's standard for underperformance.
Eric Moussambani
Eric Moussambani
Margaret Abbott
Eric Moussambani
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A swimmer from Equatorial Guinea in the 2000 Summer Olympics whose time in the 100m freestyle was seven seconds behind the winner - of the 200m freestyle.
José Offerman
José Offerman
Margaret Abbott
José Offerman
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Former baseball player who is most remembered for charging the mound with a bat in one game and attempting to punch an umpire in another.
Phantom ballplayer
Phantom ballplayer
Margaret Abbott
Phantom ballplayer
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A baseball player who spent time on an MLB roster without actually playing, or occasionally one who never existed.
Fuahea Semi
Fuahea Semi
Margaret Abbott
Fuahea Semi
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
As though being a luger from Tonga wasn't unusual enough, he tricked the world's media and the International Luge Federation for more than two years into believing that he bore the same name as a German lingerie firm.
Josip Šimunić
Josip Šimunić
Margaret Abbott
Josip Šimunić
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A Croatian footballer booked three times before being sent off in the 2006 World Cup, and also known for giving Ustaše chants to the crowd.
Sturla Snær Snorrason
Sturla Snær Snorrason
Margaret Abbott
Sturla Snær Snorrason
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
An Icelandic alpine skier who (as of October 2018) has competed in 1 Olympic Games and 2 World Championships, but has yet to finish a single race.
Elizabeth Swaney
Elizabeth Swaney
Margaret Abbott
Elizabeth Swaney
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A Hungarian-American freestyle skier who competed at the halfpipe event at the 2018 Winter Olympics, despite being incapable of performing basic tricks.
Manti Te'o
Manti Te'o
Margaret Abbott
Manti Te'o
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Played in eight NFL seasons, but is perhaps more known for being the victim of one of the most famous catfishing schemes ever.
Taro Tsujimoto
Taro Tsujimoto
Margaret Abbott
Taro Tsujimoto
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
An imaginary ice hockey player, drafted because a manager was reportedly "fed up with the slow drafting process via the telephone".
Unknown French boy
Unknown French boy
Margaret Abbott
Unknown French boy
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
An Olympic gold medalist that has never been identified.
Kazuo Uzuki
Kazuo Uzuki
Margaret Abbott
Kazuo Uzuki
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
The greatest baseball prospect who never played.
Osama Vinladen
Osama Vinladen
Margaret Abbott
Osama Vinladen
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
A Peruvian footballer; his brother has the same name as Saddam Hussein and he would have had another brother named George Bush if she had not been born a girl.
L. W. Wright
L. W. Wright
Margaret Abbott
L. W. Wright
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Racing driver and confidence trickster who is often referred to as the "D. B. Cooper of NASCAR". Competed in one career race, attempted to qualify for the next race, and then disappeared for a full 40 years.
Margaret Abbott
Possibly the only Olympic champion who was never made aware of their achievement.
Sebastián Abreu
Prolific Uruguayan striker, most known for switching through clubs like his underwear.
Nasra Ali Abukar
Possibly the record holder for the slowest ever competitive 100-meter dash, after she got into the University Games by being related to the chair of the Somali Athletics Committee.
Sneeze Achiu
The first person of Asian descent and first Native Hawaiian to play in the NFL earned his nickname upon informing his teammates of how to pronounce his surname: "Sneeze it and you'll get it."
Anthony Ammirati
A French pole vaulter who went viral for appearing to knock over the bar with his, um, other pole in the 2024 Summer Olympics.
Arrhichion
A multi-time Olympic champion of the ancient Greek predecessor of MMA, who didn't let being dead stop him from retaining his title.
David Ayres
A 42-year-old arena building operator, who briefly played as an emergency goalie in the National Hockey League.
Paula Barila Bolopa
A swimmer from Equatorial Guinea, who – much like Eric Moussambani below – competed in the Sydney Olympics. Her time in the 50m freestyle is apparently the longest in Olympic history.
Steve Bartman incident
Similar to, yet also the polar opposite of, the Jeffery Maier incident (see below), a fan is blamed for causing the Cubs to lose that year's NLCS and continue the Curse of the Billy Goat.
Robert Bobroczkyi
A former college basketball player with a freakishly tall frame (7 ft 7 in)–he was already taller than his mother at age 8–who never got any playing time due to being severely underweight.
Philip Boit
How many other Kenyan skiers can you name?
Steven Bradbury
Australia's first Winter Olympics gold medalist, who won speed skating gold after everyone in front of him crashed.
Iván Buhajeruk
An Argentine YouTuber who in 2024 signed a contract with the Deportivo Riestra club to play a professional soccer match......and possibly the person with the shortest professional football career in history, as he was substituted after 59 seconds.
Rogério Ceni
It's not often you see a goalscoring goalkeeper in soccer, much less one with over 100 recorded goals.
Oksana Chusovitina
Most gymnasts plan retirement in their 20s – she's 40 and still going!
Cup of coffee
A minor-league player who makes it to the majors just long enough to have a...
JamesOn Curry
In perhaps the most extreme example of the above, his NBA career lasted a grand total of 3.9 seconds. JamesOff, perhaps?
Curse of Billy Penn
How a skyscraper in Philadelphia kept the city's sports teams from winning championships for over 20 years.
Curse of the Colonel
Colonel Harland Sanders wreaks revenge from beyond the grave on a Japanese baseball team.
Rajai Davis
"Quick, Jason, ride me to Citi Field, I've been called up!"
Ali Dia
A guy who tricked his way into English soccer team Southampton by claiming he had won 12 caps for Senegal, was related to George Weah and had played for Paris Saint-Germain. In 2007, The Times branded him the worst-ever player in top-flight soccer.
Daniel Dye
A man who got arrested for quite literally busting a nut.
Dock Ellis
Baseball pitcher who, among other things, threw a no-hitter while under influence of LSD, and once tried to hit every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup.
Eddie the Eagle
A British sportsman famous for coming last in the 1988 Winter Olympics ski-jump competition.
Sidd Finch
A fictitious baseball player who learned yoga in Tibet and could pitch a fastball at 168 miles per hour, among other things. Such irregularities in his biography did not stop Mets fans from believing he was real.
Eddie Gaedel
A 65-pound (29 kg) baseball player, 3 ft 7 in (1.09 m) tall. Career on‑base percentage: 1.000.
Sajjad Ganjzadeh
Getting your head kicked isn't always bad – it won this Iranian an Olympic gold medal.
Dolly Gray impostor
Possibly the least known NFL player in history.
Rachael Gunn
An Australian breakdancer whose less-than-smooth moves took the Olympics by storm.
Ferdinand Habsburg
One of the greatest racing drivers Austria has to offer. He's also the heir to the throne of one of Europe's most powerful royal families, but nevermind that.
Hannes Þór Halldórsson
An Icelandic filmmaker who also served as the national team's goalkeeper during their most successful period in history and saved a Lionel Messi penalty kick in the World Cup.
Hans Heyer
You didn't qualify for a Formula 1 Grand Prix, but you still want to race? Then infiltrate!
John Hilton
A man who won the men's singles at the European Table Tennis Championships despite being only the fourth-ranked player at his local YMCA.
Hubertus von Hohenlohe
A blue blooded Alpine skier, from the frozen wastes of Mexico City.
Carlos Kaiser
A footballer who managed a decade-long career despite lacking pro-level ability and never playing a regulation game.
Shizo Kanakuri
An Olympic marathon runner who took a 54-year detour.
Oliver Kirk
It's not unusual for a boxer to win two (or more) Olympic gold medals. But it is unusual for them to be won in the same edition.
Evel Knievel
A biker known for his numerous stunts, and accidents during said stunts.
Kyle Larson
A NASCAR driver who is most known for three things: crashing and taking down the catchfence at Daytona, saying a racial slur during a virtual race during a pandemic, and winning the NASCAR Cup Series championship. Among other things.
Bob Lemon
A below-average MLB hitter suddenly gets put on pitching duty after other players said he was good at it when they fought in World War II together. Now he's in the Hall of Fame.
Marx Lenin
Attacking midfielders of the world, unite!
Dimitrios Loundras
How many 10-year-olds can boast of having an Olympic medal?
Jeffrey Maier incident
A twelve-year-old helped the Yankees win the pennant.
Mendoza Line
Baseball's standard for underperformance.
Eric Moussambani
A swimmer from Equatorial Guinea in the 2000 Summer Olympics whose time in the 100m freestyle was seven seconds behind the winner - of the 200m freestyle.
José Offerman
Former baseball player who is most remembered for charging the mound with a bat in one game and attempting to punch an umpire in another.
Phantom ballplayer
A baseball player who spent time on an MLB roster without actually playing, or occasionally one who never existed.
Fuahea Semi
As though being a luger from Tonga wasn't unusual enough, he tricked the world's media and the International Luge Federation for more than two years into believing that he bore the same name as a German lingerie firm.
Josip Šimunić
A Croatian footballer booked three times before being sent off in the 2006 World Cup, and also known for giving Ustaše chants to the crowd.
Sturla Snær Snorrason
An Icelandic alpine skier who (as of October 2018) has competed in 1 Olympic Games and 2 World Championships, but has yet to finish a single race.
· Sports › Sport teams and associations
How an entire NFL team relocated to another city overnight.
How an entire NFL team relocated to another city overnight.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Baltimore Colts relocation to Indianapolis
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
How an entire NFL team relocated to another city overnight.
A Bruneian football club that has played in the Malaysian Super League and Singapore Premier League, despite their home ground being over 1,000 kilometers away from either country.
A Bruneian football club that has played in the Malaysian Super League and Singapore Premier League, despite their home ground being over 1,000 kilometers away from either country.
Atlanta Black Crackers
DPMM FC
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
A Bruneian football club that has played in the Malaysian Super League and Singapore Premier League, despite their home ground being over 1,000 kilometers away from either country.
A football team which has withdrawn from tournaments because its players often escape the country.
A football team which has withdrawn from tournaments because its players often escape the country.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Eritrea national football team
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
A football team which has withdrawn from tournaments because its players often escape the country.
How a group of Australians brought worldwide fame to this modest Belarusian football club.
How a group of Australians brought worldwide fame to this modest Belarusian football club.
Atlanta Black Crackers
FC Slutsk
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
How a group of Australians brought worldwide fame to this modest Belarusian football club.
Only 3 games played, 0 goals scored, 114 conceded.
Only 3 games played, 0 goals scored, 114 conceded.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Federated States of Micronesia national under-23 football team
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
Only 3 games played, 0 goals scored, 114 conceded.
A Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo.
A Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Fernie Swastikas
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
A Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo.
The real life inspiration for the film Cool Runnings.
The real life inspiration for the film Cool Runnings.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Jamaican bobsled team
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
The real life inspiration for the film Cool Runnings.
A Canadian independent league baseball team that modeled its logo and mascot after Jack the Ripper. Local feminists were not amused, but Rush Limbaugh came to the team's defense.
A Canadian independent league baseball team that modeled its logo and mascot after Jack the Ripper. Local feminists were not amused, but Rush Limbaugh came to the team's defense.
Atlanta Black Crackers
London Rippers
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
A Canadian independent league baseball team that modeled its logo and mascot after Jack the Ripper. Local feminists were not amused, but Rush Limbaugh came to the team's defense.
They've only scored 3 runs at the Asian Games. Without ever finishing a game, because of the mercy rule.
They've only scored 3 runs at the Asian Games. Without ever finishing a game, because of the mercy rule.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Mongolia national baseball team
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
They've only scored 3 runs at the Asian Games. Without ever finishing a game, because of the mercy rule.
A city that does not yet exist has already a soccer team!
A city that does not yet exist has already a soccer team!
Atlanta Black Crackers
Neom SC
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
A city that does not yet exist has already a soccer team!
When your national rugby team is successful, what do you do? Follow New Zealand's example and rebrand all of your other sports teams as something similar to them, including a badminton team that tried to rename itself "Black Cocks".
When your national rugby team is successful, what do you do? Follow New Zealand's example and rebrand all of your other sports teams as something similar to them, including a badminton team that tried to rename itself "Black Cocks".
Atlanta Black Crackers
New Zealand national team nomenclature based on the "All Blacks"Badminton New Zealand
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
When your national rugby team is successful, what do you do? Follow New Zealand's example and rebrand all of your other sports teams as something similar to them, including a badminton team that tried to rename itself "Black Cocks".
An all-Native American NFL team put together as a marketing gimmick to sell Airedale Terriers and known more for its halftime dog shows than for its football play.
An all-Native American NFL team put together as a marketing gimmick to sell Airedale Terriers and known more for its halftime dog shows than for its football play.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Oorang Indians
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
An all-Native American NFL team put together as a marketing gimmick to sell Airedale Terriers and known more for its halftime dog shows than for its football play.
Their American football team was unbeaten ...and non-existent.
Their American football team was unbeaten ...and non-existent.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Plainfield Teachers College
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
Their American football team was unbeaten ...and non-existent.
Also known as The Bad Lions, the only national team that failed to ever score a goal.
Also known as The Bad Lions, the only national team that failed to ever score a goal.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Sark national football team
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
Also known as The Bad Lions, the only national team that failed to ever score a goal.
Sports in a micronation with a permanent population of 2.
Sports in a micronation with a permanent population of 2.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Sport in the Principality of SealandSealand national football team
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
Sports in a micronation with a permanent population of 2.
The only African national bandy team is seated in Sweden.
The only African national bandy team is seated in Sweden.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Somalia national bandy team
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
The only African national bandy team is seated in Sweden.
Sports teams get relocated all the time (especially in the NFL), but what if they had mergers? Wartime conscription during World War II forced the Pittsburgh Steelers to do exactly that. Twice.
Sports teams get relocated all the time (especially in the NFL), but what if they had mergers? Wartime conscription during World War II forced the Pittsburgh Steelers to do exactly that. Twice.
Atlanta Black Crackers
SteaglesCard-Pitt
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
Sports teams get relocated all the time (especially in the NFL), but what if they had mergers? Wartime conscription during World War II forced the Pittsburgh Steelers to do exactly that. Twice.
More than just Jamaican bobsledders.
More than just Jamaican bobsledders.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Tropical nations at the Winter Olympics
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
More than just Jamaican bobsledders.
The squad makes up more than 2 percent of the national population.
The squad makes up more than 2 percent of the national population.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Vatican City national football team
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
The squad makes up more than 2 percent of the national population.
A sporting team with no athletes.
A sporting team with no athletes.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Vatican Taekwondo
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
A sporting team with no athletes.
The only basketball team whose job it is to lose, again and again, to the same team.
The only basketball team whose job it is to lose, again and again, to the same team.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Washington Generals
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
The only basketball team whose job it is to lose, again and again, to the same team.
A Negro League baseball team that played a game against the KKK and won.
A Negro League baseball team that played a game against the KKK and won.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Wichita Monrovians
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
A Negro League baseball team that played a game against the KKK and won.
Another Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo.
Another Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo.
Atlanta Black Crackers
Windsor Swastikas
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
Another Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo.
Baseball on death row. The team had a 100% record (because if they lost, their execution date would be brought sooner).
Baseball on death row. The team had a 100% record (because if they lost, their execution date would be brought sooner).
Atlanta Black Crackers
Wyoming State Penitentiary All Stars
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
Baseball on death row. The team had a 100% record (because if they lost, their execution date would be brought sooner).
Atlanta Black Crackers
A Negro League baseball team named like many others after a local white baseball team, but in this case the Atlanta Crackers were named after a racial nickname.
Baltimore Colts relocation to Indianapolis
How an entire NFL team relocated to another city overnight.
DPMM FC
A Bruneian football club that has played in the Malaysian Super League and Singapore Premier League, despite their home ground being over 1,000 kilometers away from either country.
Eritrea national football team
A football team which has withdrawn from tournaments because its players often escape the country.
FC Slutsk
How a group of Australians brought worldwide fame to this modest Belarusian football club.
Federated States of Micronesia national under-23 football team
Only 3 games played, 0 goals scored, 114 conceded.
Fernie Swastikas
A Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo.
Jamaican bobsled team
The real life inspiration for the film Cool Runnings.
London Rippers
A Canadian independent league baseball team that modeled its logo and mascot after Jack the Ripper. Local feminists were not amused, but Rush Limbaugh came to the team's defense.
Mongolia national baseball team
They've only scored 3 runs at the Asian Games. Without ever finishing a game, because of the mercy rule.
Neom SC
A city that does not yet exist has already a soccer team!
New Zealand national team nomenclature based on the "All Blacks"Badminton New Zealand
When your national rugby team is successful, what do you do? Follow New Zealand's example and rebrand all of your other sports teams as something similar to them, including a badminton team that tried to rename itself "Black Cocks".
Oorang Indians
An all-Native American NFL team put together as a marketing gimmick to sell Airedale Terriers and known more for its halftime dog shows than for its football play.
Plainfield Teachers College
Their American football team was unbeaten ...and non-existent.
Sark national football team
Also known as The Bad Lions, the only national team that failed to ever score a goal.
Sport in the Principality of SealandSealand national football team
Sports in a micronation with a permanent population of 2.
Somalia national bandy team
The only African national bandy team is seated in Sweden.
SteaglesCard-Pitt
Sports teams get relocated all the time (especially in the NFL), but what if they had mergers? Wartime conscription during World War II forced the Pittsburgh Steelers to do exactly that. Twice.
Tropical nations at the Winter Olympics
More than just Jamaican bobsledders.
Vatican City national football team
The squad makes up more than 2 percent of the national population.
Vatican Taekwondo
A sporting team with no athletes.
Washington Generals
The only basketball team whose job it is to lose, again and again, to the same team.
Wichita Monrovians
A Negro League baseball team that played a game against the KKK and won.
Windsor Swastikas
Another Canadian ice hockey team with a well-known logo.
Wyoming State Penitentiary All Stars
Baseball on death row. The team had a 100% record (because if they lost, their execution date would be brought sooner).
· Sports › Sporting competitions and organisations
Australian Football International Cup
Australian Football International Cup
24 Hours of Lemons
Australian Football International Cup
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
The "World Cup" of Australian rules football...in which Australia does not participate.
Bobby Jones Open
Bobby Jones Open
24 Hours of Lemons
Bobby Jones Open
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
There's only one name in contention to win this golf tournament.
Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake
Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake
24 Hours of Lemons
Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
Don't let it get away!
Enhanced Games
Enhanced Games
24 Hours of Lemons
Enhanced Games
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
The Olympics, just without drug testing requirements. They hope an athlete can beat Usain Bolt's 100m dash record soon.
Fan Controlled Football
Fan Controlled Football
24 Hours of Lemons
Fan Controlled Football
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
The world's first professional sports league completely owned by its fans.
Henley-on-Todd Regatta
Henley-on-Todd Regatta
24 Hours of Lemons
Henley-on-Todd Regatta
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
An Australian boat race that is cancelled when there is water in the river.
International Rutabaga Curling Championship
International Rutabaga Curling Championship
24 Hours of Lemons
International Rutabaga Curling Championship
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
Rutabaga curling originated in the frosty December climes of Ithaca, New York.
Isles of Scilly Football League
Isles of Scilly Football League
24 Hours of Lemons
Isles of Scilly Football League
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
A round-robin, twenty-matchday league between only two teams.
Lingerie Football League
Lingerie Football League
24 Hours of Lemons
Lingerie Football League
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
"Uniforms consist of helmets, shoulder pads, elbow pads, knee pads, garter belts, bras, and panties." Renamed the Legends Football League in 2013 and Extreme Football League in 2020, with the garters, bras, and panties replaced by slightly more modest performance sportswear.
Naha Great Tug-of-War Festival
Naha Great Tug-of-War Festival
24 Hours of Lemons
Naha Great Tug-of-War Festival
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
Requires thousands of participants and a 40-metric-ton, 1.5-metre diameter rope.
Pillow Fight League
Pillow Fight League
24 Hours of Lemons
Pillow Fight League
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
The first rule of Pillow Fight League is that you do not discuss Pillow Fight League.
RoboCup
RoboCup
24 Hours of Lemons
RoboCup
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
The goal of this robotics project: to create a robot soccer team that can beat the most recent FIFA World Cup winners.
Rocket Racing League
Rocket Racing League
24 Hours of Lemons
Rocket Racing League
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
A racing league intending to use rocket-powered aircraft to race a closed-circuit air racetrack.
Ultimate Typing Championship
Ultimate Typing Championship
24 Hours of Lemons
Ultimate Typing Championship
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
Created in order to promote typing and find the fastest typists in the United States of America.
World Black Pudding Throwing Championships
World Black Pudding Throwing Championships
24 Hours of Lemons
World Black Pudding Throwing Championships
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
A super championship for a super food.
World Naked Bike Ride
World Naked Bike Ride
24 Hours of Lemons
World Naked Bike Ride
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
Other human-powered transportation modes are acceptable too.
24 Hours of Lemons
An endurance race for terrible cars, with a $500 spending limit, infractions determined by a random wheel, and the grand prize going to the worst car that managed to finish the thing. Holds the world record for most participants in a single race.
Australian Football International Cup
The "World Cup" of Australian rules football...in which Australia does not participate.
Bobby Jones Open
There's only one name in contention to win this golf tournament.
Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake
Don't let it get away!
Enhanced Games
The Olympics, just without drug testing requirements. They hope an athlete can beat Usain Bolt's 100m dash record soon.
Fan Controlled Football
The world's first professional sports league completely owned by its fans.
Henley-on-Todd Regatta
An Australian boat race that is cancelled when there is water in the river.
International Rutabaga Curling Championship
Rutabaga curling originated in the frosty December climes of Ithaca, New York.
Isles of Scilly Football League
A round-robin, twenty-matchday league between only two teams.
Lingerie Football League
"Uniforms consist of helmets, shoulder pads, elbow pads, knee pads, garter belts, bras, and panties." Renamed the Legends Football League in 2013 and Extreme Football League in 2020, with the garters, bras, and panties replaced by slightly more modest performance sportswear.
Naha Great Tug-of-War Festival
Requires thousands of participants and a 40-metric-ton, 1.5-metre diameter rope.
Pillow Fight League
The first rule of Pillow Fight League is that you do not discuss Pillow Fight League.
RoboCup
The goal of this robotics project: to create a robot soccer team that can beat the most recent FIFA World Cup winners.
Rocket Racing League
A racing league intending to use rocket-powered aircraft to race a closed-circuit air racetrack.
Ultimate Typing Championship
Created in order to promote typing and find the fastest typists in the United States of America.
World Black Pudding Throwing Championships
A super championship for a super food.
World Naked Bike Ride
Other human-powered transportation modes are acceptable too.
· Sports › Sporting competitions and organisations › Specific sporting events
1916 VFL season
1916 VFL season
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
1916 VFL season
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Finishing the regular season with the worst record...and as champions?
1967 NFL Championship Game
1967 NFL Championship Game
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
1967 NFL Championship Game
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Often called "The Ice Bowl", a game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers played in absolutely frigid conditions, at a temperature of −15 °F (−26 °C) (and that's before the wind chill.)
1969 Talladega 500
1969 Talladega 500
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
1969 Talladega 500
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
"Them dang unions trying to bust my race that I paid millions for because of tire failures! What am I ever going to do now?" - Probably NASCAR CEO Bill France Sr.
1978 CONCACAF Champions' Cup
1978 CONCACAF Champions' Cup
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
1978 CONCACAF Champions' Cup
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The only time in the history of association football in which an official championship ended up being championed ex aequo by more than one team; in this case there were three.
1991 Recopa Sudamericana
1991 Recopa Sudamericana
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
1991 Recopa Sudamericana
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
An international football tournament that was not played because one team won both tournaments that were required to be won in order to play in it.
1992 Troy State vs. DeVry men's basketball game
1992 Troy State vs. DeVry men's basketball game
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
1992 Troy State vs. DeVry men's basketball game
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The highest scoring NCAA basketball game ever.
2004 AFL Cairns Grand Final
2004 AFL Cairns Grand Final
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
2004 AFL Cairns Grand Final
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
A regional Australian rules football grand final that devolved into an all-in brawl just seconds after the national anthem ended.
2005 United States Grand Prix
2005 United States Grand Prix
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
2005 United States Grand Prix
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
A race in which 14 out of 20 drivers retired before the start of the race.
2012 Daytona 500
2012 Daytona 500
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
2012 Daytona 500
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The 54th running of the Daytona 500 (which was supposed to start on Sunday afternoon) did not finish until early Tuesday morning because of rain and a freak jet dryer accident.
2014 Hiram vs. Mount St. Joseph women's basketball game
2014 Hiram vs. Mount St. Joseph women's basketball game
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
2014 Hiram vs. Mount St. Joseph women's basketball game
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
How a dying teenager's wish became one of the year's biggest stories in American sports.
2021 Belgian Grand Prix
2021 Belgian Grand Prix
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
2021 Belgian Grand Prix
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The shortest race in Formula One history, notable for its lack of any actual "racing", but instead three laps of caution in the rain.
2023 Turkish Super Cup
2023 Turkish Super Cup
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
2023 Turkish Super Cup
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Due to venue issues, one team had to abandon this final two minutes after the start of the match.
Announcerless game
Announcerless game
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Announcerless game
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The first NFL game to be played in complete silence.
AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne
AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Taking own goals to the extreme.
Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics – Men's marathon
Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics – Men's marathon
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics – Men's marathon
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The worst-run Olympic event in history. No water in the blazing Missouri heat, a winner who'd been poisoned by his trainers, the "winner" being disqualified for "illegal use of cars", a postman joining at the last minute and a tribesman being chased by aggressive dogs. Among other things.
Australia 31–0 American Samoa
Australia 31–0 American Samoa
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Australia 31–0 American Samoa
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The most lopsided "fair" match in association football history since World War I.
Barbados 4–2 Grenada
Barbados 4–2 Grenada
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Barbados 4–2 Grenada
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
A strange rule change in this soccer match saw one team defending both goals for several minutes, then winning 4–2 despite only scoring three goals.
Battle of Bramall Lane
Battle of Bramall Lane
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Battle of Bramall Lane
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
An English professional association football match that was ended at the 83rd minute because the home team lost too many of their players due to injuries and red cards.
Battle of Surfaces
Battle of Surfaces
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Battle of Surfaces
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal went head-to-head to determine which court was more victorious: grass or clay?
Campbells Creek vs Primrose (1990)
Campbells Creek vs Primrose (1990)
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Campbells Creek vs Primrose (1990)
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The only time a senior Australian rules football team kicked at least one hundred goals in a game, which took more than three hours to complete due to the sheer amount of time needed to retrieve the ball after all one hundred (plus three) goals.
Collision in Korea
Collision in Korea
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Collision in Korea
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
A WCW pay per view event in 1995 wasn't so unusual. A professional wrestling match in North Korea, however, is a once in a lifetime event.
Coventry City 2-2 Bristol CityWest Germany 1-0 Austria
Coventry City 2-2 Bristol CityWest Germany 1-0 Austria
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Coventry City 2-2 Bristol CityWest Germany 1-0 Austria
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Match fixing with benefits.
Disco Demolition Night
Disco Demolition Night
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Disco Demolition Night
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
What could go wrong with encouraging people to bring unwanted disco albums to a baseball doubleheader and blowing up the records between games?
Game of three halves
Game of three halves
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Game of three halves
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
A football game restarted from scratch after its scheduled referee arrived.
Heidi Game
Heidi Game
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Heidi Game
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
The last-minute comeback in this American football game wasn't seen by television viewers, as the network cut off the game to show the children's film Heidi.
Isner–Mahut match at the 2010 Wimbledon Championships
Isner–Mahut match at the 2010 Wimbledon Championships
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Isner–Mahut match at the 2010 Wimbledon Championships
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
A record-breaking 11-hour, 5-minute tennis match at the Wimbledon 2010.
Ka I 21–18 Hang Sai
Ka I 21–18 Hang Sai
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Ka I 21–18 Hang Sai
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Basically the same as AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne (see above) but only this time it was both teams who did it.
Mormons vs. Mullets
Mormons vs. Mullets
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Mormons vs. Mullets
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
December 2, 2020: An unbeaten college football team finds itself with an unexpected open date... and another unbeaten team is looking for a game. December 3: Game on. December 5: Kickoff.
One-armed versus one-legged cricket
One-armed versus one-legged cricket
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
One-armed versus one-legged cricket
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
According to Charles Dickens: "The one-legged men were pretty well with the bat, but they were rather beaten when it came to fielding."
The Play
The Play
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
The Play
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Before going onto the field for your postgame musical performance, make sure the game is over.
Satō–Suzuki Baseball Match
Satō–Suzuki Baseball Match
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Satō–Suzuki Baseball Match
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Remember the Josh fight? Well, get ready for the baseball fight between the two most popular surnames in Japan!
Swimming at the 1896 Summer Olympics – Men's sailors 100 metre freestyle
Swimming at the 1896 Summer Olympics – Men's sailors 100 metre freestyle
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Swimming at the 1896 Summer Olympics – Men's sailors 100 metre freestyle
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Not just any old sailor - this most niche of events was only open to those serving in the Greek Navy.
Ten Cent Beer Night
Ten Cent Beer Night
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Ten Cent Beer Night
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
A Major League Baseball game that tried to attract fans with a beer promotion got progressively worse, until an all-out riot broke out at Cleveland Stadium.
Underarm bowling incident of 1981
Underarm bowling incident of 1981
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Underarm bowling incident of 1981
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
An infamous end to an international cricket match that was arguably not cricket at all.
Wrestling at the 1912 Summer Olympics – Men's Greco-Roman light heavyweight
Wrestling at the 1912 Summer Olympics – Men's Greco-Roman light heavyweight
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
Wrestling at the 1912 Summer Olympics – Men's Greco-Roman light heavyweight
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
Possibly the longest final in any Summer Olympic event. Also possibly the only one where no gold medal was awarded (ignoring those Olympics where gold medals had yet to be introduced).
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech American football game
The most lopsided game in American football history (featuring the godfather of American football himself, John Heisman).
1916 VFL season
Finishing the regular season with the worst record...and as champions?
1967 NFL Championship Game
Often called "The Ice Bowl", a game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers played in absolutely frigid conditions, at a temperature of −15 °F (−26 °C) (and that's before the wind chill.)
1969 Talladega 500
"Them dang unions trying to bust my race that I paid millions for because of tire failures! What am I ever going to do now?" - Probably NASCAR CEO Bill France Sr.
1978 CONCACAF Champions' Cup
The only time in the history of association football in which an official championship ended up being championed ex aequo by more than one team; in this case there were three.
1991 Recopa Sudamericana
An international football tournament that was not played because one team won both tournaments that were required to be won in order to play in it.
1992 Troy State vs. DeVry men's basketball game
The highest scoring NCAA basketball game ever.
2004 AFL Cairns Grand Final
A regional Australian rules football grand final that devolved into an all-in brawl just seconds after the national anthem ended.
2005 United States Grand Prix
A race in which 14 out of 20 drivers retired before the start of the race.
2012 Daytona 500
The 54th running of the Daytona 500 (which was supposed to start on Sunday afternoon) did not finish until early Tuesday morning because of rain and a freak jet dryer accident.
2014 Hiram vs. Mount St. Joseph women's basketball game
How a dying teenager's wish became one of the year's biggest stories in American sports.
2021 Belgian Grand Prix
The shortest race in Formula One history, notable for its lack of any actual "racing", but instead three laps of caution in the rain.
2023 Turkish Super Cup
Due to venue issues, one team had to abandon this final two minutes after the start of the match.
Announcerless game
The first NFL game to be played in complete silence.
AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne
Taking own goals to the extreme.
Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics – Men's marathon
The worst-run Olympic event in history. No water in the blazing Missouri heat, a winner who'd been poisoned by his trainers, the "winner" being disqualified for "illegal use of cars", a postman joining at the last minute and a tribesman being chased by aggressive dogs. Among other things.
Australia 31–0 American Samoa
The most lopsided "fair" match in association football history since World War I.
Barbados 4–2 Grenada
A strange rule change in this soccer match saw one team defending both goals for several minutes, then winning 4–2 despite only scoring three goals.
Battle of Bramall Lane
An English professional association football match that was ended at the 83rd minute because the home team lost too many of their players due to injuries and red cards.
Battle of Surfaces
Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal went head-to-head to determine which court was more victorious: grass or clay?
Campbells Creek vs Primrose (1990)
The only time a senior Australian rules football team kicked at least one hundred goals in a game, which took more than three hours to complete due to the sheer amount of time needed to retrieve the ball after all one hundred (plus three) goals.
Collision in Korea
A WCW pay per view event in 1995 wasn't so unusual. A professional wrestling match in North Korea, however, is a once in a lifetime event.
Coventry City 2-2 Bristol CityWest Germany 1-0 Austria
Match fixing with benefits.
Disco Demolition Night
What could go wrong with encouraging people to bring unwanted disco albums to a baseball doubleheader and blowing up the records between games?
Game of three halves
A football game restarted from scratch after its scheduled referee arrived.
Heidi Game
The last-minute comeback in this American football game wasn't seen by television viewers, as the network cut off the game to show the children's film Heidi.
Isner–Mahut match at the 2010 Wimbledon Championships
A record-breaking 11-hour, 5-minute tennis match at the Wimbledon 2010.
Ka I 21–18 Hang Sai
Basically the same as AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne (see above) but only this time it was both teams who did it.
Mormons vs. Mullets
December 2, 2020: An unbeaten college football team finds itself with an unexpected open date... and another unbeaten team is looking for a game. December 3: Game on. December 5: Kickoff.
One-armed versus one-legged cricket
According to Charles Dickens: "The one-legged men were pretty well with the bat, but they were rather beaten when it came to fielding."
The Play
Before going onto the field for your postgame musical performance, make sure the game is over.
Satō–Suzuki Baseball Match
Remember the Josh fight? Well, get ready for the baseball fight between the two most popular surnames in Japan!
Swimming at the 1896 Summer Olympics – Men's sailors 100 metre freestyle
Not just any old sailor - this most niche of events was only open to those serving in the Greek Navy.
Ten Cent Beer Night
A Major League Baseball game that tried to attract fans with a beer promotion got progressively worse, until an all-out riot broke out at Cleveland Stadium.
Underarm bowling incident of 1981
An infamous end to an international cricket match that was arguably not cricket at all.
Wrestling at the 1912 Summer Olympics – Men's Greco-Roman light heavyweight
Possibly the longest final in any Summer Olympic event. Also possibly the only one where no gold medal was awarded (ignoring those Olympics where gold medals had yet to be introduced).
· Sports › Games and strategy contests
Buzzword bingo
Buzzword bingo
Blood-vomiting game
Buzzword bingo
"Go" is serious business.
A synergistic, forward-thinking game where you can leverage your strategy by avoiding... Bingo!
The Campaign for North Africa
The Campaign for North Africa
Blood-vomiting game
The Campaign for North Africa
"Go" is serious business.
The peak of wargaming, this frighteningly complex beast is estimated to take over a real-time decade to complete (you know, if you want to eat and sleep as well).
The Game
The Game
Blood-vomiting game
The Game
"Go" is serious business.
A mind game in which players try not to think about The Game – which means that, by reading this, you just lost The Game.
Ghettopoly
Ghettopoly
Blood-vomiting game
Ghettopoly
"Go" is serious business.
An unauthorized version of Monopoly that played on black and other stereotypes. The NAACP was not amused.
Kanchō
Kanchō
Blood-vomiting game
Kanchō
"Go" is serious business.
Popular among East Asian children, this "game" is played by going up to someone and sneakily poking them in the ass.
Mornington Crescent
Mornington Crescent
Blood-vomiting game
Mornington Crescent
"Go" is serious business.
A deceptively tricky game of navigating the London Underground—don't be caught in Nidd!
Potato race
Potato race
Blood-vomiting game
Potato race
"Go" is serious business.
On foot, a tame activity for children. On horseback, a chaotic no-holds-barred blood sport where anything goes–except biting.
USA Rock Paper Scissors League
USA Rock Paper Scissors League
Blood-vomiting game
USA Rock Paper Scissors League
"Go" is serious business.
Organised finger sport.
War on Terror, the Board Game
War on Terror, the Board Game
Blood-vomiting game
War on Terror, the Board Game
"Go" is serious business.
A boardgame satire of the real War on Terror that has proved so popular, it has ended up in national museums, in a TV sitcom, as part of a military training simulation and as a teaching aid in higher education institutions.
Blood-vomiting game
"Go" is serious business.
Buzzword bingo
A synergistic, forward-thinking game where you can leverage your strategy by avoiding... Bingo!
The Campaign for North Africa
The peak of wargaming, this frighteningly complex beast is estimated to take over a real-time decade to complete (you know, if you want to eat and sleep as well).
The Game
A mind game in which players try not to think about The Game – which means that, by reading this, you just lost The Game.
Ghettopoly
An unauthorized version of Monopoly that played on black and other stereotypes. The NAACP was not amused.
Kanchō
Popular among East Asian children, this "game" is played by going up to someone and sneakily poking them in the ass.
Mornington Crescent
A deceptively tricky game of navigating the London Underground—don't be caught in Nidd!
Potato race
On foot, a tame activity for children. On horseback, a chaotic no-holds-barred blood sport where anything goes–except biting.
USA Rock Paper Scissors League
Organised finger sport.
War on Terror, the Board Game
A boardgame satire of the real War on Terror that has proved so popular, it has ended up in national museums, in a TV sitcom, as part of a military training simulation and as a teaching aid in higher education institutions.
· Sports › Games and strategy contests › Chess
Bongcloud Attack
Bongcloud Attack
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Bongcloud Attack
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
An explanation of why 2. Ke2 is the height of modern chess theory.
Carlsen–Niemann controversy
Carlsen–Niemann controversy
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Carlsen–Niemann controversy
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
Chess doesn't always produce drama, but when it does, it's glorious. A tale of cheating, lawsuits, and vibrating butt plugs.
Chess on a really big board
Chess on a really big board
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Chess on a really big board
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
Self-explanatory.
Fairy chess pieces
Fairy chess pieces
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Fairy chess pieces
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
Looking to spice up a game of chess? Throw one of these into the mix.
Human chess
Human chess
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Human chess
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
Enacted by costumed "pieces" on a scaled-up chessboard.
Kasparov versus the World
Kasparov versus the World
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Kasparov versus the World
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
"The greatest game in the history of chess", per Kasparov. His opponent suffered from flame wars, poor chess software and accusations of ballot stuffing.
Poole versus HAL 9000
Poole versus HAL 9000
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Poole versus HAL 9000
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
"I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it..."
Taikyoku shogi
Taikyoku shogi
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Taikyoku shogi
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
Japanese 'ultimate chess', with over 400 pieces per side.
The Turk
The Turk
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
The Turk
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
An 18th century chess computer, which turned out to be a hoax.
Atomic chessBeirut chessStratomic
Three different variations on the same idea: combining chess with explosions.
Bongcloud Attack
An explanation of why 2. Ke2 is the height of modern chess theory.
Carlsen–Niemann controversy
Chess doesn't always produce drama, but when it does, it's glorious. A tale of cheating, lawsuits, and vibrating butt plugs.
Chess on a really big board
Self-explanatory.
Fairy chess pieces
Looking to spice up a game of chess? Throw one of these into the mix.
Human chess
Enacted by costumed "pieces" on a scaled-up chessboard.
Kasparov versus the World
"The greatest game in the history of chess", per Kasparov. His opponent suffered from flame wars, poor chess software and accusations of ballot stuffing.
Poole versus HAL 9000
"I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it..."
Taikyoku shogi
Japanese 'ultimate chess', with over 400 pieces per side.
The Turk
An 18th century chess computer, which turned out to be a hoax.
· Folklore
Baltic Sea anomaly
Baltic Sea anomaly
1593 transported soldier legend
Baltic Sea anomaly
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Looks like someone left their Millennium Falcon underwater.
Bigfoot trap
Bigfoot trap
1593 transported soldier legend
Bigfoot trap
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Believed to be the world's only Bigfoot trap.
Brites de Almeida
Brites de Almeida
1593 transported soldier legend
Brites de Almeida
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A legendary 12-fingered Portuguese baker who baked a group of Castilian soldiers in her oven as part of the fight for Portuguese independence.
Cottingley Fairies
Cottingley Fairies
1593 transported soldier legend
Cottingley Fairies
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A successful photographic hoax in 1910s England which fooled Arthur Conan Doyle.
Count of St. Germain
Count of St. Germain
1593 transported soldier legend
Count of St. Germain
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
The original Tommy Wiseau, an eighteenth century polymath who made a number of contradictory claims about his origins, including that he was 500 years old. People have also claimed he is an important theosophical figure who many have claimed to have met years after his supposed death in 1784.
Easter Bilby
Easter Bilby
1593 transported soldier legend
Easter Bilby
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
How do you have an Easter Bunny in a country that has had a bad experience with rabbits? With an Easter Bilby of course!
Faxlore
Faxlore
1593 transported soldier legend
Faxlore
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Forms of folklore circulated via fax machine.
Feral child
Feral child
1593 transported soldier legend
Feral child
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Children raised without parents.
Flying ointment
Flying ointment
1593 transported soldier legend
Flying ointment
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A hallucinogenic ointment said to be used by witches in the Early Modern period.
Ghost rockets
Ghost rockets
1593 transported soldier legend
Ghost rockets
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Unexplained rocket-shaped objects spotted in Sweden in 1946.
Grand Canyon Egyptian cave
Grand Canyon Egyptian cave
1593 transported soldier legend
Grand Canyon Egyptian cave
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
An Egyptian cave in the Grand Canyon? A widely 1909 newspaper story about this discovery... happens to be a hoax.
Green children of Woolpit
Green children of Woolpit
1593 transported soldier legend
Green children of Woolpit
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A tale of two purportedly green children who ate nothing but beans and claimed to be from a place where the sun never shone called Saint Martin's Land.
Headless men
Headless men
1593 transported soldier legend
Headless men
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
The most unknown, yet bizarre and intriguing, humanoid monsters in European mythology. Possibly more famous nowadays for having a cameo in Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated.
Headless Mule
Headless Mule
1593 transported soldier legend
Headless Mule
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
They've got fire in place of their heads. Because regular mules are for weak people.
Heraclitus the Paradoxographer
Heraclitus the Paradoxographer
1593 transported soldier legend
Heraclitus the Paradoxographer
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Before there were 14-year-old Internet atheists, this guy was saying "um, ACKSYUALLY" about Greek myth.
Icelandic Elf School
Icelandic Elf School
1593 transported soldier legend
Icelandic Elf School
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Possibly the only school granting elf-spotting degrees. (Though certificates are also available from John Oliver.)
Josiah S. Carberry
Josiah S. Carberry
1593 transported soldier legend
Josiah S. Carberry
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
An expert on cracked pots, and one of only three fictional people to have won the Ig Nobel Prize.
Liver-Eating Johnson
Liver-Eating Johnson
1593 transported soldier legend
Liver-Eating Johnson
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A 19th-century mountain man with a penchant for revenge and the consumption of livers.
Machine elf
Machine elf
1593 transported soldier legend
Machine elf
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
An entity that people claim they become aware of after having taken tryptamine based psychedelic drugs such as DMT.
Man-eating tree
Man-eating tree
1593 transported soldier legend
Man-eating tree
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Hoaxes and unsubstantiated reports in Madagascar and elsewhere.
Mapinguari
Mapinguari
1593 transported soldier legend
Mapinguari
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A cyclops in the Amazon rainforest.
Mari Lwyd
Mari Lwyd
1593 transported soldier legend
Mari Lwyd
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
It's all fun and games until the horse skull comes knocking on your door.
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
1593 transported soldier legend
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Japanese expression referring to a sudden urge to defecate that is felt upon entering bookstores.
Monkey-man of New Delhi
Monkey-man of New Delhi
1593 transported soldier legend
Monkey-man of New Delhi
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Reports in 2001 of a strange monkey-like creature appearing in New Delhi at night and attacking people.
Nightmarchers
Nightmarchers
1593 transported soldier legend
Nightmarchers
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
One of the coolest creatures in Hawaiian folklore, a group of ghost warriors from the past that walk throughout the island, armed with oceanic weapons.
Osculum infame
Osculum infame
1593 transported soldier legend
Osculum infame
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
To greet Satan, you had to kiss his ring... and we're not talking about jewellery here.
Panotti
Panotti
1593 transported soldier legend
Panotti
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
And you thought you had atypically large ears.
Pérák, the Spring Man of Prague
Pérák, the Spring Man of Prague
1593 transported soldier legend
Pérák, the Spring Man of Prague
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A legendary local character who first popped up during the Nazi occupation of Czechoslovakia.
Père Fouettard
Père Fouettard
1593 transported soldier legend
Père Fouettard
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Santa's nasty friend from Alsace/Lorraine, who whips children. Has many a possible (and strange) origin.
Phantom social workers
Phantom social workers
1593 transported soldier legend
Phantom social workers
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Mysterious claims of "social workers" seeking to abduct infants and children.
Prester John
Prester John
1593 transported soldier legend
Prester John
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Asia's only Christian king.
Pseudo-mythology
Pseudo-mythology
1593 transported soldier legend
Pseudo-mythology
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Myths that aren't real. (As opposed to myths that are real?)
Rods
Rods
1593 transported soldier legend
Rods
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Photographic anomalies which some think are undiscovered flying creatures or miniature UFOs.
Russian reversal
Russian reversal
1593 transported soldier legend
Russian reversal
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU!
Spring Heeled Jack
Spring Heeled Jack
1593 transported soldier legend
Spring Heeled Jack
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A mysterious character said to have existed in England during the Victorian age.
Telling the bees
Telling the bees
1593 transported soldier legend
Telling the bees
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
An alternative explanation for the declining bee population.
Tió de Nadal
Tió de Nadal
1593 transported soldier legend
Tió de Nadal
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A log that defecates sweets for Catalan children on Christmas eve.
Titivillus
Titivillus
1593 transported soldier legend
Titivillus
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
The patron demon of scribes, responsible for many errors.
Tsukumogami
Tsukumogami
1593 transported soldier legend
Tsukumogami
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
According to Japanese folklore, if you keep a household item for 100 years, it becomes alive with a spirit, and may grow a face and teeth.
Utsuro-bune
Utsuro-bune
1593 transported soldier legend
Utsuro-bune
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
An alien encounter, or just a foreign woman who'd been caught adrift? Who knows?
Vagina dentata
Vagina dentata
1593 transported soldier legend
Vagina dentata
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
The tooth, and nothing but the hole tooth.
Vampire pumpkins and watermelons
Vampire pumpkins and watermelons
1593 transported soldier legend
Vampire pumpkins and watermelons
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
In Balkan legend, an explanation for the blood-red streaks across these fruits: that they'd been left out on a full moon night, and thus turned by vampires.
Vril
Vril
1593 transported soldier legend
Vril
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A book by the "dark and stormy night" guy that spawned rumours about German secret societies, a real master race living underground, and Nazi UFOs.
Well to Hell
Well to Hell
1593 transported soldier legend
Well to Hell
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A 9-mile (14 km) borehole drilled by Soviet scientists uncovers the sounds of millions of damned souls. Hot stuff, if it weren't for the fact it was an urban legend.
Witch window
Witch window
1593 transported soldier legend
Witch window
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
A superstitious practice in the State of Vermont to prevent witches from flying through open windows at night.
Yonaguni monument
Yonaguni monument
1593 transported soldier legend
Yonaguni monument
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Between Japan and Taiwan lies the last remnant of the sunken continent of Mu (or rather, a natural rock formation that looks interesting enough to pass as it).
1593 transported soldier legend
Folk legend of a soldier who fell asleep in Manila and woke up in Mexico City.
Baltic Sea anomaly
Looks like someone left their Millennium Falcon underwater.
Bigfoot trap
Believed to be the world's only Bigfoot trap.
Brites de Almeida
A legendary 12-fingered Portuguese baker who baked a group of Castilian soldiers in her oven as part of the fight for Portuguese independence.
Cottingley Fairies
A successful photographic hoax in 1910s England which fooled Arthur Conan Doyle.
Count of St. Germain
The original Tommy Wiseau, an eighteenth century polymath who made a number of contradictory claims about his origins, including that he was 500 years old. People have also claimed he is an important theosophical figure who many have claimed to have met years after his supposed death in 1784.
Easter Bilby
How do you have an Easter Bunny in a country that has had a bad experience with rabbits? With an Easter Bilby of course!
Faxlore
Forms of folklore circulated via fax machine.
Feral child
Children raised without parents.
Flying ointment
A hallucinogenic ointment said to be used by witches in the Early Modern period.
Ghost rockets
Unexplained rocket-shaped objects spotted in Sweden in 1946.
Grand Canyon Egyptian cave
An Egyptian cave in the Grand Canyon? A widely 1909 newspaper story about this discovery... happens to be a hoax.
Green children of Woolpit
A tale of two purportedly green children who ate nothing but beans and claimed to be from a place where the sun never shone called Saint Martin's Land.
Headless men
The most unknown, yet bizarre and intriguing, humanoid monsters in European mythology. Possibly more famous nowadays for having a cameo in Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated.
Headless Mule
They've got fire in place of their heads. Because regular mules are for weak people.
Heraclitus the Paradoxographer
Before there were 14-year-old Internet atheists, this guy was saying "um, ACKSYUALLY" about Greek myth.
Icelandic Elf School
Possibly the only school granting elf-spotting degrees. (Though certificates are also available from John Oliver.)
Josiah S. Carberry
An expert on cracked pots, and one of only three fictional people to have won the Ig Nobel Prize.
Kaspar Hauser
A German youth who claimed to have grown up in the total isolation of a darkened cell, and was once thought to be linked to the princely House of Baden.
Liver-Eating Johnson
A 19th-century mountain man with a penchant for revenge and the consumption of livers.
Machine elf
An entity that people claim they become aware of after having taken tryptamine based psychedelic drugs such as DMT.
Man-eating tree
Hoaxes and unsubstantiated reports in Madagascar and elsewhere.
Mapinguari
A cyclops in the Amazon rainforest.
Mari Lwyd
It's all fun and games until the horse skull comes knocking on your door.
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
Japanese expression referring to a sudden urge to defecate that is felt upon entering bookstores.
Monkey-man of New Delhi
Reports in 2001 of a strange monkey-like creature appearing in New Delhi at night and attacking people.
Nightmarchers
One of the coolest creatures in Hawaiian folklore, a group of ghost warriors from the past that walk throughout the island, armed with oceanic weapons.
Osculum infame
To greet Satan, you had to kiss his ring... and we're not talking about jewellery here.
Panotti
And you thought you had atypically large ears.
Pérák, the Spring Man of Prague
A legendary local character who first popped up during the Nazi occupation of Czechoslovakia.
Père Fouettard
Santa's nasty friend from Alsace/Lorraine, who whips children. Has many a possible (and strange) origin.
Phantom social workers
Mysterious claims of "social workers" seeking to abduct infants and children.
Prester John
Asia's only Christian king.
Pseudo-mythology
Myths that aren't real. (As opposed to myths that are real?)
Rods
Photographic anomalies which some think are undiscovered flying creatures or miniature UFOs.
Russian reversal
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU!
Spring Heeled Jack
A mysterious character said to have existed in England during the Victorian age.
Telling the bees
An alternative explanation for the declining bee population.
Tió de Nadal
A log that defecates sweets for Catalan children on Christmas eve.
Titivillus
The patron demon of scribes, responsible for many errors.
Tsukumogami
According to Japanese folklore, if you keep a household item for 100 years, it becomes alive with a spirit, and may grow a face and teeth.
Utsuro-bune
An alien encounter, or just a foreign woman who'd been caught adrift? Who knows?
Vagina dentata
The tooth, and nothing but the hole tooth.
Vampire pumpkins and watermelons
In Balkan legend, an explanation for the blood-red streaks across these fruits: that they'd been left out on a full moon night, and thus turned by vampires.
Vril
A book by the "dark and stormy night" guy that spawned rumours about German secret societies, a real master race living underground, and Nazi UFOs.
Well to Hell
A 9-mile (14 km) borehole drilled by Soviet scientists uncovers the sounds of millions of damned souls. Hot stuff, if it weren't for the fact it was an urban legend.
Witch window
A superstitious practice in the State of Vermont to prevent witches from flying through open windows at night.
Yonaguni monument
Between Japan and Taiwan lies the last remnant of the sunken continent of Mu (or rather, a natural rock formation that looks interesting enough to pass as it).
· Folklore › Mystery animals and animal folklore
Beast of Gévaudan
Beast of Gévaudan
Bake-danuki
Beast of Gévaudan
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A mammal(s) that went on a killing spree in southern France in the 1700s, causing significant and expensive Royal intervention.
Bonnacon
Bonnacon
Bake-danuki
Bonnacon
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A mythical ox which flings burning dung at its enemies from its rear and horn.
Cattle mutilation
Cattle mutilation
Bake-danuki
Cattle mutilation
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
The alleged killing and subsequent mutilation of cattle, sheep or horses by unknown perpetrators. Some say they may be aliens.
Chupacabra
Chupacabra
Bake-danuki
Chupacabra
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A legendary creature in the folklore of parts of the Americas, generally reported in Latin America, that preys on livestock.
Cynocephaly
Cynocephaly
Bake-danuki
Cynocephaly
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A kind of human-wolf hybrid where only the head is dog-like.
Dog spinning
Dog spinning
Bake-danuki
Dog spinning
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
Do Bulgarians really twizzle their domestic canines to foretell prosperity? The British Green Party thinks so, and they're not happy about it.
Drop bear
Drop bear
Bake-danuki
Drop bear
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A fictitious Australian marsupial supposedly related to the koala.
Fearsome critters
Fearsome critters
Bake-danuki
Fearsome critters
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
North American lumberjack folklore, with Axhandle hounds and jackalopes.
Flying pig
Flying pig
Bake-danuki
Flying pig
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
The classic impossibility has been officially proved possible by the Internet Engineering Task Force: "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Gef the talking mongoose
Gef the talking mongoose
Bake-danuki
Gef the talking mongoose
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A poltergeist-like creature which claimed to have been an 80-year-old Indian mongoose, alleged to have haunted a Manx cottage during the 1930s.
Humanzee
Humanzee
Bake-danuki
Humanzee
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A hypothetical(?) human/chimpanzee hybrid.
Jersey Devil
Jersey Devil
Bake-danuki
Jersey Devil
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A mythological creature said to inhabit the New Jersey Pine Barrens.
Liver bird
Liver bird
Bake-danuki
Liver bird
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A legendary cormorant or eagle that is the symbol of a major English city.
Living entombed animal
Living entombed animal
Bake-danuki
Living entombed animal
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
Tales of toads and other creatures supposedly remaining alive encased in stone.
Lluvia de Peces
Lluvia de Peces
Bake-danuki
Lluvia de Peces
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
It's raining fish in Honduras.
Mamlambo
Mamlambo
Bake-danuki
Mamlambo
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
One of the most interesting beasts in Zulu folklore.
Mongolian death worm
Mongolian death worm
Bake-danuki
Mongolian death worm
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A large, bright red worm that kills using acid and electrical discharges – allegedly.
Montauk Monster
Montauk Monster
Bake-danuki
Montauk Monster
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
Actually a decaying raccoon... or is it?
Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Bake-danuki
Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
An endangered creature, whose major predator is the sasquatch. Apparently.
Phantom kangaroos
Phantom kangaroos
Bake-danuki
Phantom kangaroos
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
They're not just found in Australia.
Popobawa
Popobawa
Bake-danuki
Popobawa
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A bat-winged monster from Zanzibar said to sodomize people during election campaigns.
Pig-faced women
Pig-faced women
Bake-danuki
Pig-faced women
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A lesson never to compare a person's children to pigs when pregnant, lest you be cursed.
Rat king
Rat king
Bake-danuki
Rat king
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
Not the rodent monarch familiar from The Nutcracker, but a rare (some say nonexistent) phenomenon in which a group of rats grow up with their tails tangled in a knot.
Reptilian humanoid
Reptilian humanoid
Bake-danuki
Reptilian humanoid
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A recurring theme in fiction, especially science fiction, pseudoscientific theories and conspiracy theories.
Rhinogradentia
Rhinogradentia
Bake-danuki
Rhinogradentia
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A fictitious mammal order documented by an equally fictitious German naturalist.
Sea monk
Sea monk
Bake-danuki
Sea monk
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
An aquatic hallelujah.
Sidehill gouger
Sidehill gouger
Bake-danuki
Sidehill gouger
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
Fictional creatures said to inhabit the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia and the southwestern sandhills of Saskatchewan.
Spherical cow
Spherical cow
Bake-danuki
Spherical cow
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
"Consider a spherical cow in a vacuum..."
Squonk
Squonk
Bake-danuki
Squonk
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A Pennsylvania-based creature that cries constantly because it's so ugly. The most relatable mythical animal.
Tarasque
Tarasque
Bake-danuki
Tarasque
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
One of the strangest mythical beasts in France.
Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
Bake-danuki
Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
Money might not grow on trees, but maybe sheep do.
Widow's man
Widow's man
Bake-danuki
Widow's man
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
A strange myth that fishmen and seamen have been telling for centuries now.
Bake-danuki
Uses its testicles as a weapon.
Beast of Gévaudan
A mammal(s) that went on a killing spree in southern France in the 1700s, causing significant and expensive Royal intervention.
Bonnacon
A mythical ox which flings burning dung at its enemies from its rear and horn.
Cattle mutilation
The alleged killing and subsequent mutilation of cattle, sheep or horses by unknown perpetrators. Some say they may be aliens.
Chupacabra
A legendary creature in the folklore of parts of the Americas, generally reported in Latin America, that preys on livestock.
Cynocephaly
A kind of human-wolf hybrid where only the head is dog-like.
Dog spinning
Do Bulgarians really twizzle their domestic canines to foretell prosperity? The British Green Party thinks so, and they're not happy about it.
Drop bear
A fictitious Australian marsupial supposedly related to the koala.
Fearsome critters
North American lumberjack folklore, with Axhandle hounds and jackalopes.
Flying pig
The classic impossibility has been officially proved possible by the Internet Engineering Task Force: "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Gef the talking mongoose
A poltergeist-like creature which claimed to have been an 80-year-old Indian mongoose, alleged to have haunted a Manx cottage during the 1930s.
Humanzee
A hypothetical(?) human/chimpanzee hybrid.
Jersey Devil
A mythological creature said to inhabit the New Jersey Pine Barrens.
Liver bird
A legendary cormorant or eagle that is the symbol of a major English city.
Living entombed animal
Tales of toads and other creatures supposedly remaining alive encased in stone.
Lluvia de Peces
It's raining fish in Honduras.
Mamlambo
One of the most interesting beasts in Zulu folklore.
Mongolian death worm
A large, bright red worm that kills using acid and electrical discharges – allegedly.
Montauk Monster
Actually a decaying raccoon... or is it?
Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
An endangered creature, whose major predator is the sasquatch. Apparently.
Phantom kangaroos
They're not just found in Australia.
Popobawa
A bat-winged monster from Zanzibar said to sodomize people during election campaigns.
Pig-faced women
A lesson never to compare a person's children to pigs when pregnant, lest you be cursed.
Rat king
Not the rodent monarch familiar from The Nutcracker, but a rare (some say nonexistent) phenomenon in which a group of rats grow up with their tails tangled in a knot.
Reptilian humanoid
A recurring theme in fiction, especially science fiction, pseudoscientific theories and conspiracy theories.
Rhinogradentia
A fictitious mammal order documented by an equally fictitious German naturalist.
Sea monk
An aquatic hallelujah.
Sidehill gouger
Fictional creatures said to inhabit the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia and the southwestern sandhills of Saskatchewan.
Spherical cow
"Consider a spherical cow in a vacuum..."
Squonk
A Pennsylvania-based creature that cries constantly because it's so ugly. The most relatable mythical animal.
Tarasque
One of the strangest mythical beasts in France.
Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
Money might not grow on trees, but maybe sheep do.
Widow's man
A strange myth that fishmen and seamen have been telling for centuries now.
· Society, economy and law
Bagism
Bagism
Absurdistan
Bagism
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A social ideology created by the Beatle John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono which involves wearing a bag over one's entire body to promote peace and equality.
Beard Liberation Front
Beard Liberation Front
Absurdistan
Beard Liberation Front
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A British interest group which campaigns in support of beards and opposes discrimination against those who wear them.
Berners Street hoax
Berners Street hoax
Absurdistan
Berners Street hoax
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
The day that all of London gathered at one house.
Birth tourism
Birth tourism
Absurdistan
Birth tourism
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Going on vacation to get a different citizenship for the child.
Frank Chu
Frank Chu
Absurdistan
Frank Chu
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
All he wants is royalties for being featured in a real life soap opera broadcast in 12 galaxies – or was it 785,249,000,000,000?
Correspondence between the Ottoman sultan and the Cossacks
Correspondence between the Ottoman sultan and the Cossacks
Absurdistan
Correspondence between the Ottoman sultan and the Cossacks
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Amongst other insults and profanity, it supposedly told Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire to fuck his mother.
Crypt of Civilization
Crypt of Civilization
Absurdistan
Crypt of Civilization
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A time capsule not to be opened before 8113 A.D.
Cutting in line
Cutting in line
Absurdistan
Cutting in line
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
How rude!
Eggplant emoji
Eggplant emoji
Absurdistan
Eggplant emoji
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
These are totally friendly emoji, having no hidden sexual meanings at all, right?
Peach emoji
Peach emoji
Absurdistan
Peach emoji
Elaine Davidson
Elaine Davidson
Absurdistan
Elaine Davidson
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A Brazilian woman that has the record of having the most piercings in the face.
Erika Eiffel
Erika Eiffel
Absurdistan
Erika Eiffel
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Wife of the Eiffel Tower.
Elvavrålet
Elvavrålet
Absurdistan
Elvavrålet
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
The time of night when Swedish university students throw open their windows and scream their stress away.
Escalator etiquette
Escalator etiquette
Absurdistan
Escalator etiquette
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Which side are you on?
Fat men's club
Fat men's club
Absurdistan
Fat men's club
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Social clubs for the weightiest members of society.
Female husband
Female husband
Absurdistan
Female husband
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Women who specifically marry other women whilst pretending to be men.
Jenaro Gajardo Vera
Jenaro Gajardo Vera
Absurdistan
Jenaro Gajardo Vera
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A Chilean lawyer who claimed to own the Moon.
Justo Gallego Martínez
Justo Gallego Martínez
Absurdistan
Justo Gallego Martínez
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A Spanish Catholic priest who, for almost seven decades, single-handedly constructed his own church.
Georgia Guidestones
Georgia Guidestones
Absurdistan
Georgia Guidestones
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A granite monument commissioned to help guide humanity, which became the subject of conspiracy theories, and the target of a bomber.
Guerrilla gardening
Guerrilla gardening
Absurdistan
Guerrilla gardening
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
"Quick... torch on... plant those carrots!"
Go Topless Day
Go Topless Day
Absurdistan
Go Topless Day
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A day to advocate topfreedom for women.
Great Stork Derby
Great Stork Derby
Absurdistan
Great Stork Derby
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
The strangest competition in Canadian history: female residents of Toronto were promised a financial reward to give birth to the most kids in just ten years.
Charles Harrelson
Charles Harrelson
Absurdistan
Charles Harrelson
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
One of the most infamous hitmen in US history... and the father of actor Woody Harrelson.
He never married
He never married
Absurdistan
He never married
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A euphemism often used in mid-20th century obituaries in United Kingdom for gay men.
Marie Sophie Hingst
Marie Sophie Hingst
Absurdistan
Marie Sophie Hingst
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
The late German historian and blogger who claimed to be born to Holocaust survivors, despite not being Jewish.
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
Absurdistan
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Not a ninja turtles fan group, but "an honorable drinking fraternity composed of ladies and gentlemen of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar."
Japanese adult adoption
Japanese adult adoption
Absurdistan
Japanese adult adoption
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
The vast majority of adoptees in Japan are childless adult males, adopted by families needing a strong heir or a male successor for their businesses.
Elizabeth Klarer
Elizabeth Klarer
Absurdistan
Elizabeth Klarer
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A 20th century Afrikaner woman who claimed that she dated an extraterrestrial being and gave birth to an alien. She later wrote two books about this.
Knobbly knees competition
Knobbly knees competition
Absurdistan
Knobbly knees competition
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A favourite in holiday camps all over the UK.
Hideaki Kobayashi
Hideaki Kobayashi
Absurdistan
Hideaki Kobayashi
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A man in his sixties dressed as a schoolgirl. Completely innocent, trust us.
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
Absurdistan
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A television show produced by the North Korean government intended to educate the public on good and bad hairstyles.
Long-term nuclear waste warning messages
Long-term nuclear waste warning messages
Absurdistan
Long-term nuclear waste warning messages
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
How do you warn people to stay away from nuclear waste repositories, in a way that will be understandable 10,000 years from now?
Jean-Marie Loret
Jean-Marie Loret
Absurdistan
Jean-Marie Loret
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
He (and his children) claimed that he was the son of an affair between his mother and a WW1-era, pre-infamy Adolf Hitler.
Mónica Macías
Mónica Macías
Absurdistan
Mónica Macías
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
The daughter of Equatoguinean president Francisco Macías Nguema who grew up in North Korea, with Kim Il Sung himself serving as her second father.
Man in Business Suit Levitating emoji
Man in Business Suit Levitating emoji
Absurdistan
Man in Business Suit Levitating emoji
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
🕴️
Man of the Hole
Man of the Hole
Absurdistan
Man of the Hole
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
The last survivor of an uncontacted tribe in Brazil, and arguably the world's loneliest person.
Mitsuyasu Maeno
Mitsuyasu Maeno
Absurdistan
Mitsuyasu Maeno
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Porn actor, yakuza member, Japanese ultranationalist and failed assassin.
Mongrel complex
Mongrel complex
Absurdistan
Mongrel complex
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A concept regarding an inferiority complex reportedly felt by some Brazilians. Coined following an especially agonizing World Cup loss.
Montreal–Philippines cutlery controversy
Montreal–Philippines cutlery controversy
Absurdistan
Montreal–Philippines cutlery controversy
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A 7-year-old boy's eating habits became an international incident.
Neturei Karta
Neturei Karta
Absurdistan
Neturei Karta
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
An international organization of Orthodox Jews that oppose Israel.
Niche insurance
Niche insurance
Absurdistan
Niche insurance
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Insure yourself against being abducted by aliens, losing your genitalia, or conceiving the second Christ.
Panty tree
Panty tree
Absurdistan
Panty tree
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Trees covered in various articles of clothing cast off by ski lift passengers.
Pole and Hungarian brothers be
Pole and Hungarian brothers be
Absurdistan
Pole and Hungarian brothers be
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A two-nation proverb often cited, usually while drinking, in both Poland and Hungary.
Poop emoji
Poop emoji
Absurdistan
Poop emoji
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
An emoji representing a pile of feces, usually with a cartoony face, which is considered to be good luck in Japan, and used for disapproval and humor in the West.
Posthumous marriage
Posthumous marriage
Absurdistan
Posthumous marriage
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Saying "'til death do us part" with someone who's already dead.
The Queue
The Queue
Absurdistan
The Queue
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A queue, stretching for 10 miles at one point, all the way to Southwark Park, formed by Britons in September 2022 in order to pay their respects to their late sovereign.
Sentinelese
Sentinelese
Absurdistan
Sentinelese
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
An autonomous Stone Age human tribe which completely avoids contact with the outside world.
Society for Indecency to Naked Animals
Society for Indecency to Naked Animals
Absurdistan
Society for Indecency to Naked Animals
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
We will certainly not tolerate unclothed animals! Concocted as a joke, but managed to get an actual following. Moral panics has gone too far...
South Korean National Liberation Front Preparation Committee
South Korean National Liberation Front Preparation Committee
Absurdistan
South Korean National Liberation Front Preparation Committee
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A pro-North Korean organization in South Korea.
Travelling gnome
Travelling gnome
Absurdistan
Travelling gnome
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Taking a garden gnome on an adventure... occasionally without telling the owner of the garden it was on.
Vesna Vulović
Vesna Vulović
Absurdistan
Vesna Vulović
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A Serbian flight attendant who became famous for surviving the highest fall without the use of parachutes.
War of the stop signs
War of the stop signs
Absurdistan
War of the stop signs
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Free movement means free movement.
"We're being pressured into sex by some trans women"
"We're being pressured into sex by some trans women"
Absurdistan
"We're being pressured into sex by some trans women"
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
A transphobic BBC News article on lesbians being pressured into having sex with transgender women. The BBC article was later renamed to 'The lesbians who feel pressured to have sex and relationships with trans women'.
Ziona
Ziona
Absurdistan
Ziona
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
An Indian man who holds the record for fathering the largest living family in the world. In total, he had 39 spouses and 94 children. Talk about the weekly home bills....
Absurdistan
The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Bagism
A social ideology created by the Beatle John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono which involves wearing a bag over one's entire body to promote peace and equality.
Beard Liberation Front
A British interest group which campaigns in support of beards and opposes discrimination against those who wear them.
Berners Street hoax
The day that all of London gathered at one house.
Birth tourism
Going on vacation to get a different citizenship for the child.
Frank Chu
All he wants is royalties for being featured in a real life soap opera broadcast in 12 galaxies – or was it 785,249,000,000,000?
Correspondence between the Ottoman sultan and the Cossacks
Amongst other insults and profanity, it supposedly told Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire to fuck his mother.
Crypt of Civilization
A time capsule not to be opened before 8113 A.D.
Cutting in line
How rude!
Eggplant emoji
These are totally friendly emoji, having no hidden sexual meanings at all, right?
Peach emoji
Elaine Davidson
A Brazilian woman that has the record of having the most piercings in the face.
Erika Eiffel
Wife of the Eiffel Tower.
Elvavrålet
The time of night when Swedish university students throw open their windows and scream their stress away.
Escalator etiquette
Which side are you on?
Fat men's club
Social clubs for the weightiest members of society.
Female husband
Women who specifically marry other women whilst pretending to be men.
Jenaro Gajardo Vera
A Chilean lawyer who claimed to own the Moon.
Justo Gallego Martínez
A Spanish Catholic priest who, for almost seven decades, single-handedly constructed his own church.
Georgia Guidestones
A granite monument commissioned to help guide humanity, which became the subject of conspiracy theories, and the target of a bomber.
Guerrilla gardening
"Quick... torch on... plant those carrots!"
Go Topless Day
A day to advocate topfreedom for women.
Great Stork Derby
The strangest competition in Canadian history: female residents of Toronto were promised a financial reward to give birth to the most kids in just ten years.
Charles Harrelson
One of the most infamous hitmen in US history... and the father of actor Woody Harrelson.
He never married
A euphemism often used in mid-20th century obituaries in United Kingdom for gay men.
Marie Sophie Hingst
The late German historian and blogger who claimed to be born to Holocaust survivors, despite not being Jewish.
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
Not a ninja turtles fan group, but "an honorable drinking fraternity composed of ladies and gentlemen of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar."
Japanese adult adoption
The vast majority of adoptees in Japan are childless adult males, adopted by families needing a strong heir or a male successor for their businesses.
Elizabeth Klarer
A 20th century Afrikaner woman who claimed that she dated an extraterrestrial being and gave birth to an alien. She later wrote two books about this.
Knobbly knees competition
A favourite in holiday camps all over the UK.
Hideaki Kobayashi
A man in his sixties dressed as a schoolgirl. Completely innocent, trust us.
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
A television show produced by the North Korean government intended to educate the public on good and bad hairstyles.
Long-term nuclear waste warning messages
How do you warn people to stay away from nuclear waste repositories, in a way that will be understandable 10,000 years from now?
Jean-Marie Loret
He (and his children) claimed that he was the son of an affair between his mother and a WW1-era, pre-infamy Adolf Hitler.
Mónica Macías
The daughter of Equatoguinean president Francisco Macías Nguema who grew up in North Korea, with Kim Il Sung himself serving as her second father.
Man in Business Suit Levitating emoji
🕴️
Man of the Hole
The last survivor of an uncontacted tribe in Brazil, and arguably the world's loneliest person.
Mitsuyasu Maeno
Porn actor, yakuza member, Japanese ultranationalist and failed assassin.
Mongrel complex
A concept regarding an inferiority complex reportedly felt by some Brazilians. Coined following an especially agonizing World Cup loss.
Montreal–Philippines cutlery controversy
A 7-year-old boy's eating habits became an international incident.
Neturei Karta
An international organization of Orthodox Jews that oppose Israel.
Niche insurance
Insure yourself against being abducted by aliens, losing your genitalia, or conceiving the second Christ.
Panty tree
Trees covered in various articles of clothing cast off by ski lift passengers.
Pole and Hungarian brothers be
A two-nation proverb often cited, usually while drinking, in both Poland and Hungary.
Poop emoji
An emoji representing a pile of feces, usually with a cartoony face, which is considered to be good luck in Japan, and used for disapproval and humor in the West.
Posthumous marriage
Saying til death do us part" with someone who's already dead.
The Queue
A queue, stretching for 10 miles at one point, all the way to Southwark Park, formed by Britons in September 2022 in order to pay their respects to their late sovereign.
Sentinelese
An autonomous Stone Age human tribe which completely avoids contact with the outside world.
Society for Indecency to Naked Animals
We will certainly not tolerate unclothed animals! Concocted as a joke, but managed to get an actual following. Moral panics has gone too far...
South Korean National Liberation Front Preparation Committee
A pro-North Korean organization in South Korea.
· Society, economy and law › Politics and government
1876 United States presidential election
1876 United States presidential election
1803 Gatton by-election
1876 United States presidential election
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Forget 2000; this was the closest election in American history. With election fraud of all kind, sky-high tensions, and worries the nation would fall back into civil war over the winner, the champion of this election was decided by 15 people just 56 hours before inauguration day.
1927 Liberian general election
1927 Liberian general election
1803 Gatton by-election
1927 Liberian general election
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The most fraudulent election in recorded history, with a voter turnout of 1,680%.
1945 Mongolian independence referendum
1945 Mongolian independence referendum
1803 Gatton by-election
1945 Mongolian independence referendum
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The only documented referendum in history to end with 100% of people voting for the same option
1952 Texas gubernatorial election
1952 Texas gubernatorial election
1803 Gatton by-election
1952 Texas gubernatorial election
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A gubernatorial election in which Democratic nominee Allan Shivers won in a landslide against Republican nominee... Allan Shivers.
1986 Illinois gubernatorial election
1986 Illinois gubernatorial election
1803 Gatton by-election
1986 Illinois gubernatorial election
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Followers of a bizarre political figure hijack an election, and force one of the main candidates into running under a different party.
1991 Louisiana gubernatorial election
1991 Louisiana gubernatorial election
1803 Gatton by-election
1991 Louisiana gubernatorial election
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Who would you rather vote for: a suspected felon or the former Grand Wizard of the KKK? Louisiana fortunately chose correctly.
2018 Makassar mayoral election
2018 Makassar mayoral election
1803 Gatton by-election
2018 Makassar mayoral election
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
In which Munafri Arifuddin ran unopposed for mayor of Makassar, Indonesia, won more than 250,000 votes, and lost.
2024 Qatari constitutional referendum
2024 Qatari constitutional referendum
1803 Gatton by-election
2024 Qatari constitutional referendum
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
When an entire nation voted to never vote again.
Above Znoneofthe
Above Znoneofthe
1803 Gatton by-election
Above Znoneofthe
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Canadian politician who changed his name so that people would misread it as "none of the above" on the ballot (with the Z added to appear at the end of the list) and pick his name by mistake. However, he was printed on the ballots not as "Znoneofthe Above" but as "Above Znoneofthe", and his (almost) masterminded plan failed.
Alaska Mental Health Enabling Act
Alaska Mental Health Enabling Act
1803 Gatton by-election
Alaska Mental Health Enabling Act
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An apparently innocuous piece of congressional legislation that became the subject of outrageous but widely believed conspiracy theories in 1956.
Almost Naked party
Almost Naked party
1803 Gatton by-election
Almost Naked party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Russian political scandal where several celebrities attended a party wearing very little, with one person only wearing a sock on his penis.
André Dallaire
André Dallaire
1803 Gatton by-election
André Dallaire
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
How often do would-be assassins break into a Prime Minister's residence without resistance?
Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany
Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany
1803 Gatton by-election
Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A satirical party formed in the 1980s. Some of its main objectives include balkanizing Germany, legalizing all drugs and creating so-called "fuckpooling centers".
Antanas Mockus
Antanas Mockus
1803 Gatton by-election
Antanas Mockus
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The surprisingly effective mayor of Bogotá, Colombia, known for civically-targeted publicity pranks.
Anti-Japaneseism
Anti-Japaneseism
1803 Gatton by-election
Anti-Japaneseism
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Advocates for self-inflicted genocide.
Anti-PowerPoint Party
Anti-PowerPoint Party
1803 Gatton by-election
Anti-PowerPoint Party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Fighting the overuse of Microsoft PowerPoint in offices since 2011.
Bald–hairy
Bald–hairy
1803 Gatton by-election
Bald–hairy
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Russian leadership has alternated between bald and hairy leaders since 1825.
Banned in Boston
Banned in Boston
1803 Gatton by-election
Banned in Boston
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Boston now has a reputation as a liberal city, but it wasn't always so...
Barack Obama "Joker" poster
Barack Obama "Joker" poster
1803 Gatton by-election
Barack Obama "Joker" poster
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Alejandro Cao de Benós
Alejandro Cao de Benós
1803 Gatton by-election
Alejandro Cao de Benós
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Spanish man who is the only non-Korean person to officially work for the North Korean government. Benós is also featured in some documentaries about North Korea, such as The Propaganda Game and The Mole: Undercover in North Korea.
Biotic Baking Brigade
Biotic Baking Brigade
1803 Gatton by-election
Biotic Baking Brigade
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Pie-throwing anarchists.
Boris Skossyreff
Boris Skossyreff
1803 Gatton by-election
Boris Skossyreff
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Belarusian adventurer, who tried to seize the monarchy of Andorra and called himself Boris I of Andorra.
Jamaal Bowman
Jamaal Bowman
1803 Gatton by-election
Jamaal Bowman
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A former U.S. Representative from New York who was censured for pulling a fire alarm.
British Israelism
British Israelism
1803 Gatton by-election
British Israelism
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A long discredited form of British nationalism, by way of the idea that the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel made their way to Britain.
Brown Dog affair
Brown Dog affair
1803 Gatton by-election
Brown Dog affair
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Political scandal that resulted in police protection for the statue of a dog.
Bung Moktar Radin
Bung Moktar Radin
1803 Gatton by-election
Bung Moktar Radin
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Malaysian politician known for his notoriously unparliamentary behavior, including shouting "fuck you" on the Dewan Rakyat floor and tweeting "long live Hitler" after a World Cup match. God knows how he managed to retain his position for the last 20 years.
Bunga bunga
Bunga bunga
1803 Gatton by-election
Bunga bunga
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Nobody knew what it meant, until one Italian politician made it mean "kinky sex".
Bushism
Bushism
1803 Gatton by-election
Bushism
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors that have occurred in the public speaking of former United States President George W. Bush.
Candy Desk
Candy Desk
1803 Gatton by-election
Candy Desk
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A desk on the floor of the U.S. Senate has been kept filled with candy since 1968.
Charles the Bald
Charles the Bald
1803 Gatton by-election
Charles the Bald
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A 9th century emperor of the Carolingian Empire who is depicted in artwork as having a full head of hair.
Chernomyrdinka
Chernomyrdinka
1803 Gatton by-election
Chernomyrdinka
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Russia can do Bushisms too.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office
1803 Gatton by-election
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An official government position in the United Kingdom.
Count Binface
Count Binface
1803 Gatton by-election
Count Binface
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An intergalatic warlord and British political candidate (formerly Lord Buckethead).
Celso Daniel
Celso Daniel
1803 Gatton by-election
Celso Daniel
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A city mayor in Brazil who was, allegedly, assassinated in 2002 by criminals, but many people say that he was murdered for political reasons. Within five years, seven witnesses were found dead. To this day, the case remains unsolved.
Frank Collin
Frank Collin
1803 Gatton by-election
Frank Collin
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Jewish Neo-Nazi.
Congressional office lottery
Congressional office lottery
1803 Gatton by-election
Congressional office lottery
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The process that determines when representatives in the House can pick their rooms, host to such rituals as playing Frank Sinatra songs and Jedi mind tricks.
Crusade of Romanianism
Crusade of Romanianism
1803 Gatton by-election
Crusade of Romanianism
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
1930s Romania saw possibly the world's only political movement which attempted to synthesize fascism with libertarian socialism.
Darth Vader in Ukrainian politics
Darth Vader in Ukrainian politics
1803 Gatton by-election
Darth Vader in Ukrainian politics
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Yes, the Sith Lord himself has participated in elections in Ukraine. So much that a Lenin statue was modified to replicate his likeness.
David Rice Atchison
David Rice Atchison
1803 Gatton by-election
David Rice Atchison
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Possibly President for a day, only finding out after his "term" had ended.
Deez Nuts
Deez Nuts
1803 Gatton by-election
Deez Nuts
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A satirical candidate who ran for president during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and polled 10% at his best. In the polls, he had defeated other notable candidates such as Harambe, Beast Mode, Darrell Castle (this one is real), and nearly Jill Stein.
Democracy sausage
Democracy sausage
1803 Gatton by-election
Democracy sausage
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Part of Australia's tradition of holding a fundraising sausage sizzle at polling places on election day. Not connected to the observation about similarities between how laws and sausages are made.
"Dewey Defeats Truman"
"Dewey Defeats Truman"
1803 Gatton by-election
"Dewey Defeats Truman"
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
When Thomas E. Dewey was falsely thought to have defeated Harry S. Truman in the 1948 election.
Diella
Diella
1803 Gatton by-election
Diella
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The world's first AI-generated cabinet minister.
Division of Batman
Division of Batman
1803 Gatton by-election
Division of Batman
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A former electoral district in Melbourne, Australia. And no, it wasn't named after the superhero.
Dizzy Gillespie 1964 presidential campaign
Dizzy Gillespie 1964 presidential campaign
1803 Gatton by-election
Dizzy Gillespie 1964 presidential campaign
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Had it succeeded, it would have created a dream cabinet including Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, and Ray Charles; the White House would be renamed to the Blues House.
Donald Duck Party
Donald Duck Party
1803 Gatton by-election
Donald Duck Party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A non-existent political party, at occasions among the top ten parties in Swedish parliamentary elections.
Donald Trump and handshakes
Donald Trump and handshakes
1803 Gatton by-election
Donald Trump and handshakes
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Who knew people had this much to say about how Donald Trump gives handshakes?
Dunwich
Dunwich
1803 Gatton by-election
Dunwich
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Another rotten borough which had almost entirely fallen into the sea over two centuries before it was abolished. Not to be confused with the other Dunwich...
Ed Miliband bacon sandwich photograph
Ed Miliband bacon sandwich photograph
1803 Gatton by-election
Ed Miliband bacon sandwich photograph
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The biggest enemy of British politician - and then Leader of the Opposition - Ed Miliband? A simple bacon sandwich.
Eddie Eagle
Eddie Eagle
1803 Gatton by-election
Eddie Eagle
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Not the British ski-jumping pioneer, but the NRA's firearm safety mascot. For kids!
Elections in North Korea
Elections in North Korea
1803 Gatton by-election
Elections in North Korea
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
How democracy works in one of the most authoritarian countries in the world.
Wolfgang Engels
Wolfgang Engels
1803 Gatton by-election
Wolfgang Engels
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A 19-year old civilian employee of the National People's Army who smashed through the Berlin Wall with a stolen APC.
Erdoğan–Gollum comparison trials
Erdoğan–Gollum comparison trials
1803 Gatton by-election
Erdoğan–Gollum comparison trials
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
You thought China was the only country that hates having its leader compared to a fictional character? Apparentely, Turkïye also hates that.
Euromyth
Euromyth
1803 Gatton by-election
Euromyth
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Paranoid and imaginative speculations about the bureaucratic excesses of the European Union.
Executive Order 14168
Executive Order 14168
1803 Gatton by-election
Executive Order 14168
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The executive order that (accidentally) made everyone in the US female.
Four Pests campaign
Four Pests campaign
1803 Gatton by-election
Four Pests campaign
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Mao Zedong's campaign to eliminate all sparrows in China. Helped (in some small way, at least) cause the Great Chinese Famine.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference
Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference
1803 Gatton by-election
Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The bizarre scene when Trump's presidential campaign hosted a presser not at the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia... but at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Philadelphia.
Fuddle duddle
Fuddle duddle
1803 Gatton by-election
Fuddle duddle
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Canadian political incident involving most unparliamentary language.
fufufafa
fufufafa
1803 Gatton by-election
fufufafa
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A vice president was mocking his president through an internet forum?
Gaysper
Gaysper
1803 Gatton by-election
Gaysper
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
When Spain's major far-right party accidentally created an LGBT+ icon.
George H. W. Bush broccoli comments
George H. W. Bush broccoli comments
1803 Gatton by-election
George H. W. Bush broccoli comments
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The president's strategy for winning the baby vote.
George H. W. Bush vomiting incident
George H. W. Bush vomiting incident
1803 Gatton by-election
George H. W. Bush vomiting incident
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Speaks for itself.
George W. Bush shoe-throwing incident
George W. Bush shoe-throwing incident
1803 Gatton by-election
George W. Bush shoe-throwing incident
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An incident where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw a pair of shoes at George W. Bush on December 14th, 2008 during a press conference.
German Apples Front
German Apples Front
1803 Gatton by-election
German Apples Front
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A campaign to purify the German... fruit crop.
Glee Club
Glee Club
1803 Gatton by-election
Glee Club
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Predating the American television series by some decades, one British political party hosts this evening of entertainment in which participants are encouraged to sing rude songs making fun of politicians past and present, both in the party and in more general politics.
Paul Gosar
Paul Gosar
1803 Gatton by-election
Paul Gosar
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A representative for Arizona's 9th congressional district who is similar to Jamal Bowman (above) in that he was censured for doing something amusing, namely, posting an Attack on Titan anime video depicting himself killing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and injuring Joe Biden.
Governorship of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Governorship of Arnold Schwarzenegger
1803 Gatton by-election
Governorship of Arnold Schwarzenegger
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
How Ahnuld became the Governor of California from 2003 to 2011.
Greek Ecologists
Greek Ecologists
1803 Gatton by-election
Greek Ecologists
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Green party which uses nudity in its political campaigns.
Günter Schabowski
Günter Schabowski
1803 Gatton by-election
Günter Schabowski
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Freudian slip of this East German official started the demolition of the Berlin Wall.
H'Angus
H'Angus
1803 Gatton by-election
H'Angus
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A monkey football mascot who was elected mayor of Hartlepool, England, with a platform of "free bananas for all schoolchildren".
Harcourt interpolation
Harcourt interpolation
1803 Gatton by-election
Harcourt interpolation
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The editor of this page then said he felt inclined for a bit of fucking.
Harold Holt
Harold Holt
1803 Gatton by-election
Harold Holt
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
He goes swimming, and then missing. In a strange turn of events, this also led to a swimming pool being named in his honor.
Helengrad
Helengrad
1803 Gatton by-election
Helengrad
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A nonexistent communist dystopia that supposedly gripped Wellington, New Zealand between 1999 and 2008.
Huh Kyung-young
Huh Kyung-young
1803 Gatton by-election
Huh Kyung-young
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A perennial South Korean political candidate who owns a palace filled with portraits of himself, claims to be able to levitate and teleport, and that he has an IQ of 430. Got 0.8% of the vote for President in 2022.
Hungarian Two-Tailed Dog Party
Hungarian Two-Tailed Dog Party
1803 Gatton by-election
Hungarian Two-Tailed Dog Party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The best satirical party in Hungary.
Ich bin ein Berliner
Ich bin ein Berliner
1803 Gatton by-election
Ich bin ein Berliner
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
President Kennedy did not call himself a jelly donut in front of a German audience.
Ilona Staller
Ilona Staller
1803 Gatton by-election
Ilona Staller
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Hungarian porn star elected to the Italian Parliament.
Incidents of objects being thrown at politicians
Incidents of objects being thrown at politicians
1803 Gatton by-election
Incidents of objects being thrown at politicians
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
In various countries, objects have been thrown at politicians for reasons varying from comedic to harmful with objects from pies to grenades.
Jakob Maria Mierscheid
Jakob Maria Mierscheid
1803 Gatton by-election
Jakob Maria Mierscheid
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A fictitious politician in the German Bundestag since 1979, originally introduced in the 1920s by Weimar Social Democrats to avoid paying restaurant bills. Discovered the Mierscheid Law.
Jón Gnarr
Jón Gnarr
1803 Gatton by-election
Jón Gnarr
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An Icelandic comedian who started the satirical Best Party, and became the mayor of Reykjavík.
John C. Turmel
John C. Turmel
1803 Gatton by-election
John C. Turmel
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
With a record of no wins and over 100 losses in campaigns since 1979, he's probably the world's least-successful would-be politician.
Dennis Hof
Dennis Hof
1803 Gatton by-election
Dennis Hof
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An American pimp who owned several legal brothels in Nevada and won the Nevada 36th district election in 2018... While he was dead.
Justin Humphrey
Justin Humphrey
1803 Gatton by-election
Justin Humphrey
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An American politician who made a bill that would make it illegal to be a furry in Oklahoma schools and promoted an official Bigfoot hunting season, among others.
Kasongo Ilunga
Kasongo Ilunga
1803 Gatton by-election
Kasongo Ilunga
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A man who spent several months of 2007 as the Minister for Foreign Trade of the Democratic Republic of the Congo – even though he wasn't a real person.
Kim Ju Ae
Kim Ju Ae
1803 Gatton by-election
Kim Ju Ae
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
What do you do when a former NBA player is your best source for the name of the child of the head of a state?
Ku Klux Klan titles and vocabulary
Ku Klux Klan titles and vocabulary
1803 Gatton by-election
Ku Klux Klan titles and vocabulary
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
If you ever find yourself an alien in the Klavern and someone asks "AYAK?", remember to answer "AKIA". It's all "CABARK".
Lyndon LaRouche
Lyndon LaRouche
1803 Gatton by-election
Lyndon LaRouche
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
What does the Glass-Steagall Act, concert pitch, and a hypothetical Eurasian Land Bridge have in common? According to him, Elizabeth II's attempts to suppress "the truth" about them.
Legislative violence
Legislative violence
1803 Gatton by-election
Legislative violence
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Where politicians actively fight for what they believe in.
Liz Truss lettuce
Liz Truss lettuce
1803 Gatton by-election
Liz Truss lettuce
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The vegetable that outlasted a British prime minister.
Longest Ballot Committee
Longest Ballot Committee
1803 Gatton by-election
Longest Ballot Committee
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Making it harder to run a first-past-the-post election by making the ballot dozens of candidates long.
Byron (Low Tax) Looper
Byron (Low Tax) Looper
1803 Gatton by-election
Byron (Low Tax) Looper
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Not only did he give himself a parenthetical middle name, he tried to win an election by simply murdering his opponent – and you won't believe this – it didn't work.
Lord Bloody Wog Rolo
Lord Bloody Wog Rolo
1803 Gatton by-election
Lord Bloody Wog Rolo
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Australian political personality and founder of the British Ultra Loyalist League Serving Historical Interests Today (B.U.L.L.…).
Luke Lea
Luke Lea
1803 Gatton by-election
Luke Lea
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Former American Senator who tried to kidnap the exiled former Kaiser of Germany in 1919. The plan failed when the Kaiser refused to allow him to visit. He ended up stealing a bronze ashtray instead.
Marxist–Leninist Party of the Netherlands
Marxist–Leninist Party of the Netherlands
1803 Gatton by-election
Marxist–Leninist Party of the Netherlands
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A fake Maoist political party set up by the BVD in order to spy on the Chinese government. Fooled Zhou Enlai, and may have helped facilitate Nixon's tour of China.
Mitsuo Matayoshi
Mitsuo Matayoshi
1803 Gatton by-election
Mitsuo Matayoshi
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Perennial candidate. Self-proclaimed God. Repeatedly told opponents to kill themselves.
McGillicuddy Serious Party
McGillicuddy Serious Party
1803 Gatton by-election
McGillicuddy Serious Party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A satirical political party in New Zealand.
Mel Carnahan
Mel Carnahan
1803 Gatton by-election
Mel Carnahan
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
In 2000, he was elected to the United States Senate, despite dying in a plane crash 3 weeks before election day.
Merkel-Raute
Merkel-Raute
1803 Gatton by-election
Merkel-Raute
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
More than one German leader has been known for a distinctive hand gesture.
Mini-dokuritsukoku
Mini-dokuritsukoku
1803 Gatton by-election
Mini-dokuritsukoku
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
That time when hundreds of local communities and businesses in Japan declared "independence".
Moha
Moha
1803 Gatton by-election
Moha
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
"Toad worship": the online cult of former Chinese President, Jiang Zemin.
Nagriamel
Nagriamel
1803 Gatton by-election
Nagriamel
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A libertarian, welfarist, traditionalist, cargo cultist Ni-Vanuatu political movement that was once led by a man named "Moses" with 23 wives and briefly tried to secede. Still represented in the Parliament of Vanuatu, making it perhaps the world's strangest non-satirical party with actual influence.
Name changes due to the Islamic State
Name changes due to the Islamic State
1803 Gatton by-election
Name changes due to the Islamic State
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Companies thought it would be a great idea to name their project "Isis" until...
National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation
National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation
1803 Gatton by-election
National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A yearly event when the US president pardons two turkeys instead of letting them get eaten for Thanksgiving.
New shoes on budget day
New shoes on budget day
1803 Gatton by-election
New shoes on budget day
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
One of Canada's less grand political traditions.
Nicolás Zúñiga y Miranda
Nicolás Zúñiga y Miranda
1803 Gatton by-election
Nicolás Zúñiga y Miranda
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Mexican eccentric who repeatedly ran for president, lost, and claimed he'd won. Sound familiar?
NHK Party
NHK Party
1803 Gatton by-election
NHK Party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The Japanese anti-TV licensing fees party with nine names since 2020, two feuding leaders, and a habit of picking YouTubers as candidates, that was somehow still represented in the National Diet for 2019 and 2022.
Niuas Nobles' constituency
Niuas Nobles' constituency
1803 Gatton by-election
Niuas Nobles' constituency
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An electoral constituency consisting of just three voters, who elect one of their number to one of the twenty-six seats in the Legislative Assembly of Tonga.
Nobody for President
Nobody for President
1803 Gatton by-election
Nobody for President
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Vote for Nobody! Nobody will listen to their campaign promises!
Non-human electoral candidate
Non-human electoral candidate
1803 Gatton by-election
Non-human electoral candidate
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Why be ruled by some monkey, RINO or pig when you can get a real chimp, rhino or pig into office?
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
1803 Gatton by-election
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A recurring article from The Onion published dozens of times with minimal changes as a satire of America's gun control.
Nuisance candidate
Nuisance candidate
1803 Gatton by-election
Nuisance candidate
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
In the Philippines, political candidates can be disqualified for bringing the election into disrepute or mockery, having a name which confuses voters or not actually intending to run for office.
Official Monster Raving Loony PartyScreaming Lord SutchCatmando
Official Monster Raving Loony PartyScreaming Lord SutchCatmando
1803 Gatton by-election
Official Monster Raving Loony PartyScreaming Lord SutchCatmando
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Among other policies, this British political party advocates the banning of semicolons as "no-one knows how to use them". Its original leader still holds a British record by standing in 40 elections and losing all of them. Also, it was run for a while by a cat.
Old Sarum
Old Sarum
1803 Gatton by-election
Old Sarum
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A notorious UK rotten borough which elected 2 MPs, despite having an electorate of 11, none of whom actually lived there.
Gabriele Paolini
Gabriele Paolini
1803 Gatton by-election
Gabriele Paolini
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
His sole aim in life: to get condoms on TV.
Panda diplomacy
Panda diplomacy
1803 Gatton by-election
Panda diplomacy
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Turns out that the best Chinese diplomats are pandas.
Pascual Racuyal
Pascual Racuyal
1803 Gatton by-election
Pascual Racuyal
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Filipino presidential aspirant who promised to build plastic roads and govern the Philippines "via satellite".
Patrol 36
Patrol 36
1803 Gatton by-election
Patrol 36
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The most famous group of Neo-Nazi Israelis.
Pedro Lascuráin
Pedro Lascuráin
1803 Gatton by-election
Pedro Lascuráin
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
President of Mexico for 45 minutes.
People's Revolutionary Government (Grenada)
People's Revolutionary Government (Grenada)
1803 Gatton by-election
People's Revolutionary Government (Grenada)
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The only Marxist-Leninist constitutional monarchy in history with Elizabeth II as monarch.
Piggate
Piggate
1803 Gatton by-election
Piggate
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Supposedly, former British prime minister David Cameron put his genitalia into a pig's mouth as part of an... initiating ceremony.
Pink Pistols
Pink Pistols
1803 Gatton by-election
Pink Pistols
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
They're here, they're queer – and they're armed to the teeth.
Polish Beer-Lovers' Party
Polish Beer-Lovers' Party
1803 Gatton by-election
Polish Beer-Lovers' Party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
One of the major political powers in Poland in the early 1990s.
Political Google bombs in the 2004 U.S. presidential election
Political Google bombs in the 2004 U.S. presidential election
1803 Gatton by-election
Political Google bombs in the 2004 U.S. presidential election
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
I was searching for waffles, not John Kerry.
¿Por qué no te callas?
¿Por qué no te callas?
1803 Gatton by-election
¿Por qué no te callas?
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
It's not often a head of state tells another head of state to shut up at an official summit.
Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act
Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act
1803 Gatton by-election
Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An act of Congress specifically made to ban a specific popular Chinese social media app, that only succeeded in banning said specific Chinese social media app for 12 hours. In those 12 hours, Americans were flocking to another Chinese social media app.
Puedo prometer y prometo
Puedo prometer y prometo
1803 Gatton by-election
Puedo prometer y prometo
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Spain's first political joke after the end of the Franco era.
Putin khuylo!
Putin khuylo!
1803 Gatton by-election
Putin khuylo!
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Or "Putin is a dickhead", in Ukrainian.
Ratfucking
Ratfucking
1803 Gatton by-election
Ratfucking
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
What the Watergate conspirators did. (Not bestiality, if that's what you're thinking.)
Redskins Rule
Redskins Rule
1803 Gatton by-election
Redskins Rule
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
When Washington's NFL team won, the party of the current president retained the presidency; when they lost, the opposition party won.
Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1978)
Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1978)
1803 Gatton by-election
Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1978)
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A British Trotskyist cult party that went right-libertarian post-Cold War, discovered genocide denial, accused ITN of faking footage, and got sued out of existence.
Rhinoceros Party
Rhinoceros Party
1803 Gatton by-election
Rhinoceros Party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A former political party in Canada, which often promised outlandishly impossible schemes designed to amuse and entertain the voting public.
Richard Nixon mask
Richard Nixon mask
1803 Gatton by-election
Richard Nixon mask
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
One of the United States' most popular masks.
Russian political jokes
Russian political jokes
1803 Gatton by-election
Russian political jokes
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
In Soviet Russia, the article reads you.
George Santos
George Santos
1803 Gatton by-election
George Santos
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A congressional district near New York City being won by a Republican is strange. What's even stranger is the man who won it: made several false claims about his family and life, lived as a drag queen in Brazil, and became the first congressman expelled that hadn't previously been a felon or had ties to the Confederacy!
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"
1803 Gatton by-election
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
During the 1988 United States vice presidential debate, Michael Dukakis's running mate Senator Lloyd Bentsen roasted George H. W. Bush's running mate Dan Quayle, who constantly compared himself to Jack Kennedy. It seemed like a perfect way to paint Quayle as a buffoon who thought highly of himself, right? Guess who won instead...
Shanghai Fugu Agreement
Shanghai Fugu Agreement
1803 Gatton by-election
Shanghai Fugu Agreement
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A completely fictitious international treaty accepted by the German state of Hesse in 1985.
Shawinigan Handshake
Shawinigan Handshake
1803 Gatton by-election
Shawinigan Handshake
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A tense Prime Minister puts a chokehold on a protestor.
Shi Pei Pu
Shi Pei Pu
1803 Gatton by-election
Shi Pei Pu
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A male Chinese opera singer-turned-spy who seduced French diplomat Bernard Boursicot for 20 years by pretending to be a woman, even "having" a child with him.
Sister Boom Boom
Sister Boom Boom
1803 Gatton by-election
Sister Boom Boom
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A drag queen who dressed as a nun and ran for the Board of Supervisors of San Francisco.
Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith
1803 Gatton by-election
Oliver Smith
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
How many 12-year-old can boast about having been presidents of a political party?
Socialist fraternal kiss
Socialist fraternal kiss
1803 Gatton by-election
Socialist fraternal kiss
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
When two socialist leaders are very close...
Socialist Patients' Collective
Socialist Patients' Collective
1803 Gatton by-election
Socialist Patients' Collective
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
An organization that charged that diseases were caused by capitalism.
"Strategery"
"Strategery"
1803 Gatton by-election
"Strategery"
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A made-up word by Saturday Night Live during the 2000 election mocking Bush's reputation for mispronouncing words that became a national phenomenon. Little did they know more was to come...
Strom Thurmond filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1957
Strom Thurmond filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1957
1803 Gatton by-election
Strom Thurmond filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1957
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
You've got to really care about white supremacy to talk for 24 hours straight. (Happily, it didn't stop the Civil Rights Act from passing.)
Taiwan Communist Party
Taiwan Communist Party
1803 Gatton by-election
Taiwan Communist Party
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The founder of the party claimed he had no knowledge of communist theory and only picked the name to garner interest.
The Wizard of New Zealand
The Wizard of New Zealand
1803 Gatton by-election
The Wizard of New Zealand
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The Prime Minister of New Zealand gave a friend the title of "Wizard of New Zealand."
"There's No One as Irish as Barack O'Bama"
"There's No One as Irish as Barack O'Bama"
1803 Gatton by-election
"There's No One as Irish as Barack O'Bama"
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A 2008 song celebrating the Irish heritage of then-candidate for President of the United States Barack Obama.
Tía Pikachu
Tía Pikachu
1803 Gatton by-election
Tía Pikachu
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A Chilean preschool teacher who wore an inflatable Pikachu costume in the country's 2019 protests, who was later elected to a board to rewrite the country's constitution.
Tsang Tsou-choi
Tsang Tsou-choi
1803 Gatton by-election
Tsang Tsou-choi
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
From the 1970s to his death, he claimed to be the "Kowloon emperor".
Wilson Tucker
Wilson Tucker
1803 Gatton by-election
Wilson Tucker
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
The power of group voting tickets brought a man living in America to Australian regional office despite only having gained 98 votes.
U.S. presidential IQ hoax
U.S. presidential IQ hoax
1803 Gatton by-election
U.S. presidential IQ hoax
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Like Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Browser Usage above, but stating that, since FDR, Bill Clinton had the highest IQ of any president and George W. Bush had the lowest.
Unabomber for President
Unabomber for President
1803 Gatton by-election
Unabomber for President
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
1996 saw a presidential campaign for an infamous domestic terrorist serving eight life sentences in a supermax prison.
Union of the Centrist Center
Union of the Centrist Center
1803 Gatton by-election
Union of the Centrist Center
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Actually centre-right.
Vermin Supreme
Vermin Supreme
1803 Gatton by-election
Vermin Supreme
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A presidential candidate with a boot on his head, who carries around a large toothbrush and pledges that, if elected, he will give every U.S. citizen a pony.
Waitangi dildo incident
Waitangi dildo incident
1803 Gatton by-election
Waitangi dildo incident
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Once upon a time in New Zealand, Minister for Economic Development Steven Joyce was attacked with a dildo.
White House horseshoe pit
White House horseshoe pit
1803 Gatton by-election
White House horseshoe pit
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
Where George H. W. Bush won an epic duel of horseshoes 21-0 in five minutes.
Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan
Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan
1803 Gatton by-election
Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A spoof scientific study by J.G. Ballard which compares the face of Ronald Reagan to an erect penis. Was circulated at the 1980 RNC as a prank.
You have two cows
You have two cows
1803 Gatton by-election
You have two cows
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
A political satire comparing different political ideologies with cows, for some reason.
1803 Gatton by-election
A rare contested by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough's owner's brother-in-law.
1876 United States presidential election
Forget 2000; this was the closest election in American history. With election fraud of all kind, sky-high tensions, and worries the nation would fall back into civil war over the winner, the champion of this election was decided by 15 people just 56 hours before inauguration day.
1927 Liberian general election
The most fraudulent election in recorded history, with a voter turnout of 1,680%.
1945 Mongolian independence referendum
The only documented referendum in history to end with 100% of people voting for the same option
1952 Texas gubernatorial election
A gubernatorial election in which Democratic nominee Allan Shivers won in a landslide against Republican nominee... Allan Shivers.
1986 Illinois gubernatorial election
Followers of a bizarre political figure hijack an election, and force one of the main candidates into running under a different party.
1991 Louisiana gubernatorial election
Who would you rather vote for: a suspected felon or the former Grand Wizard of the KKK? Louisiana fortunately chose correctly.
2018 Makassar mayoral election
In which Munafri Arifuddin ran unopposed for mayor of Makassar, Indonesia, won more than 250,000 votes, and lost.
2024 Qatari constitutional referendum
When an entire nation voted to never vote again.
Above Znoneofthe
A Canadian politician who changed his name so that people would misread it as "none of the above" on the ballot (with the Z added to appear at the end of the list) and pick his name by mistake. However, he was printed on the ballots not as "Znoneofthe Above" but as "Above Znoneofthe", and his (almost) masterminded plan failed.
Alaska Mental Health Enabling Act
An apparently innocuous piece of congressional legislation that became the subject of outrageous but widely believed conspiracy theories in 1956.
Almost Naked party
A Russian political scandal where several celebrities attended a party wearing very little, with one person only wearing a sock on his penis.
André Dallaire
How often do would-be assassins break into a Prime Minister's residence without resistance?
Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany
A satirical party formed in the 1980s. Some of its main objectives include balkanizing Germany, legalizing all drugs and creating so-called "fuckpooling centers".
Antanas Mockus
The surprisingly effective mayor of Bogotá, Colombia, known for civically-targeted publicity pranks.
Anti-Japaneseism
Advocates for self-inflicted genocide.
Anti-PowerPoint Party
Fighting the overuse of Microsoft PowerPoint in offices since 2011.
Bald–hairy
Russian leadership has alternated between bald and hairy leaders since 1825.
Banned in Boston
Boston now has a reputation as a liberal city, but it wasn't always so...
Barack Obama "Joker" poster
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Alejandro Cao de Benós
A Spanish man who is the only non-Korean person to officially work for the North Korean government. Benós is also featured in some documentaries about North Korea, such as The Propaganda Game and The Mole: Undercover in North Korea.
Biotic Baking Brigade
Pie-throwing anarchists.
Boris Skossyreff
Belarusian adventurer, who tried to seize the monarchy of Andorra and called himself Boris I of Andorra.
Jamaal Bowman
A former U.S. Representative from New York who was censured for pulling a fire alarm.
British Israelism
A long discredited form of British nationalism, by way of the idea that the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel made their way to Britain.
Brown Dog affair
Political scandal that resulted in police protection for the statue of a dog.
Bung Moktar Radin
A Malaysian politician known for his notoriously unparliamentary behavior, including shouting "fuck you" on the Dewan Rakyat floor and tweeting "long live Hitler" after a World Cup match. God knows how he managed to retain his position for the last 20 years.
Bunga bunga
Nobody knew what it meant, until one Italian politician made it mean "kinky sex".
Bushism
Any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors that have occurred in the public speaking of former United States President George W. Bush.
Candy Desk
A desk on the floor of the U.S. Senate has been kept filled with candy since 1968.
Charles the Bald
A 9th century emperor of the Carolingian Empire who is depicted in artwork as having a full head of hair.
Chernomyrdinka
Russia can do Bushisms too.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office
An official government position in the United Kingdom.
Count Binface
An intergalatic warlord and British political candidate (formerly Lord Buckethead).
Celso Daniel
A city mayor in Brazil who was, allegedly, assassinated in 2002 by criminals, but many people say that he was murdered for political reasons. Within five years, seven witnesses were found dead. To this day, the case remains unsolved.
Frank Collin
A Jewish Neo-Nazi.
Congressional office lottery
The process that determines when representatives in the House can pick their rooms, host to such rituals as playing Frank Sinatra songs and Jedi mind tricks.
Crusade of Romanianism
1930s Romania saw possibly the world's only political movement which attempted to synthesize fascism with libertarian socialism.
Darth Vader in Ukrainian politics
Yes, the Sith Lord himself has participated in elections in Ukraine. So much that a Lenin statue was modified to replicate his likeness.
David Rice Atchison
Possibly President for a day, only finding out after his "term" had ended.
Deez Nuts
A satirical candidate who ran for president during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and polled 10% at his best. In the polls, he had defeated other notable candidates such as Harambe, Beast Mode, Darrell Castle (this one is real), and nearly Jill Stein.
Democracy sausage
Part of Australia's tradition of holding a fundraising sausage sizzle at polling places on election day. Not connected to the observation about similarities between how laws and sausages are made.
"Dewey Defeats Truman"
When Thomas E. Dewey was falsely thought to have defeated Harry S. Truman in the 1948 election.
Diella
The world's first AI-generated cabinet minister.
Division of Batman
A former electoral district in Melbourne, Australia. And no, it wasn't named after the superhero.
Dizzy Gillespie 1964 presidential campaign
Had it succeeded, it would have created a dream cabinet including Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, and Ray Charles; the White House would be renamed to the Blues House.
Donald Duck Party
A non-existent political party, at occasions among the top ten parties in Swedish parliamentary elections.
Donald Trump and handshakes
Who knew people had this much to say about how Donald Trump gives handshakes?
Dunwich
Another rotten borough which had almost entirely fallen into the sea over two centuries before it was abolished. Not to be confused with the other Dunwich...
Ed Miliband bacon sandwich photograph
The biggest enemy of British politician - and then Leader of the Opposition - Ed Miliband? A simple bacon sandwich.
· Society, economy and law › Business and economics
2018 Samsung fat-finger error
2018 Samsung fat-finger error
1933 double eagle
2018 Samsung fat-finger error
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
When new Samsung Securities shareholders became 112 trillion won (1,017,719,218.54 USD) richer.
BackpackersXpress
BackpackersXpress
1933 double eagle
BackpackersXpress
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
It's hard to see what went wrong with this proposal to fly Boeing 747s full of singing, dancing and drinking backpackers between Australia and the UK.
Bank of England £100,000,000 note
Bank of England £100,000,000 note
1933 double eagle
Bank of England £100,000,000 note
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
If you thought the largest UK banknote was £50, then you're VERY wrong.
Big Ass Fans
Big Ass Fans
1933 double eagle
Big Ass Fans
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Hey, it's not a lie.
Big Mac Index
Big Mac Index
1933 double eagle
Big Mac Index
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Ronald McDonaldonomics.
Billboard Utilising Graffitists Against Unhealthy Promotions
Billboard Utilising Graffitists Against Unhealthy Promotions
1933 double eagle
Billboard Utilising Graffitists Against Unhealthy Promotions
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Or "BUGA-UP" for short. An Australian group of subversive artists who live up to their self-description by defacing tobacco and alcohol billboard advertisements to promote healthy living.
Bitcoin buried in Newport landfill
Bitcoin buried in Newport landfill
1933 double eagle
Bitcoin buried in Newport landfill
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
How far would you go to take back your money?
Boss key
Boss key
1933 double eagle
Boss key
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A special button on an application used to quickly mask an employee's counterproductivity.
CeX
CeX
1933 double eagle
CeX
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
It sells.
Christmas Price Index
Christmas Price Index
1933 double eagle
Christmas Price Index
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
How much it would cost to buy (or hire) all the items in the Twelve Days of Christmas each year.
Dead cat bounce
Dead cat bounce
1933 double eagle
Dead cat bounce
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
In finance, a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining stock, because "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."
Dead mall
Dead mall
1933 double eagle
Dead mall
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
That formerly active and popular mall that no one goes to anymore.
Elongated coin
Elongated coin
1933 double eagle
Elongated coin
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
What better souvenir than a mangled and defaced penny.
EURion constellations
EURion constellations
1933 double eagle
EURion constellations
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Not-so-secret recognition patterns you can find on banknotes.
Fedspeak
Fedspeak
1933 double eagle
Fedspeak
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Federal Reserve Board statements were made deliberately cryptic so no one understood them.
Financial Modeling World Cup
Financial Modeling World Cup
1933 double eagle
Financial Modeling World Cup
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
An esport competition of financial modelling, using Microsoft Excel.
Fixed price of Coca-Cola from 1886 to 1959
Fixed price of Coca-Cola from 1886 to 1959
1933 double eagle
Fixed price of Coca-Cola from 1886 to 1959
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
For over 70 years, the price of a bottle of Coke in the U.S. was five cents.
Fukuppy
Fukuppy
1933 double eagle
Fukuppy
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A branding exercise by a Japanese refrigeration company, which turned into a, well, ...
GameStop short squeeze
GameStop short squeeze
1933 double eagle
GameStop short squeeze
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Internet traders meme their way into a battle for Wall Street. To the moon!
Gruen transfer
Gruen transfer
1933 double eagle
Gruen transfer
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Shopping malls are designed to confuse the customer, making them more susceptible to impulse buying.
Prix Guzman
Prix Guzman
1933 double eagle
Prix Guzman
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A French Academy of Sciences prize to be given to the first person to communicate with a celestial body, other than Mars (widely believed to be inhabited at the time), and receiving a response. It caught the attention of Tesla among others, but was not awarded until 1969.
Hallmark holiday
Hallmark holiday
1933 double eagle
Hallmark holiday
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A holiday that seemingly exists primarily for commercial purposes.
Hemline index
Hemline index
1933 double eagle
Hemline index
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
The other reason why CEOs like women with short skirts.
Hungarian pengő
Hungarian pengő
1933 double eagle
Hungarian pengő
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
The worst inflation in history caused this currency to be replaced with another that was 400 octillion times its value.
Inflatable rat
Inflatable rat
1933 double eagle
Inflatable rat
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Common tool of U.S. labor unions.
IKEA pencil
IKEA pencil
1933 double eagle
IKEA pencil
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Free, popular, and even used in surgery.
Kongō Gumi
Kongō Gumi
1933 double eagle
Kongō Gumi
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
The world's oldest company that is still in operation today.
Maid café
Maid café
1933 double eagle
Maid café
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
So cuteeee.
Men's underwear index
Men's underwear index
1933 double eagle
Men's underwear index
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
An economic indicator popularised by Alan Greenspan.
Meme coin
Meme coin
1933 double eagle
Meme coin
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Actual traded cryptocurrencies based on internet memes.
Merchant Marine of Switzerland
Merchant Marine of Switzerland
1933 double eagle
Merchant Marine of Switzerland
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A landlocked country with a significant commercial fleet.
Money burning
Money burning
1933 double eagle
Money burning
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
For behaviour modification, political notoriety and a warm fireplace. (See also K Foundation Burn a Million Quid above.)
Olim L'Berlin
Olim L'Berlin
1933 double eagle
Olim L'Berlin
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A Facebook page that urged Israelis to move to Germany by comparing prices of a popular Milky pudding.
Oil futures drunk-trading incident
Oil futures drunk-trading incident
1933 double eagle
Oil futures drunk-trading incident
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A rather costly drunken mistake.
Operation Bernhard
Operation Bernhard
1933 double eagle
Operation Bernhard
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A Nazi plan to cause hyperinflation in the UK by way of forged banknote dropping.
Purple squirrel
Purple squirrel
1933 double eagle
Purple squirrel
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Mythical creature, a job candidate with precisely the right education, experience, and qualifications that perfectly fits a job's requirements.
Rai stones
Rai stones
1933 double eagle
Rai stones
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Stone money, some of which is 3 meters (10 ft) in diameter, and weighs 4 metric tons (8,800 lb).
Gerald Ratner
Gerald Ratner
1933 double eagle
Gerald Ratner
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Business 101: If you own an incredibly popular jewellery company, maybe don't publicly announce that your products are all cheap garbage.
Slum tourism
Slum tourism
1933 double eagle
Slum tourism
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
And if you look to your left you will see an impoverished minority neighborhood.
Swastika Laundry
Swastika Laundry
1933 double eagle
Swastika Laundry
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A laundry service whose electric vans cheerfully displayed the notorious symbol around Dublin until the 1960s.
Tanganyika groundnut scheme
Tanganyika groundnut scheme
1933 double eagle
Tanganyika groundnut scheme
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A scheme, stymied by a lack of water, to grow peanuts where none had been grown before.
Therbligs
Therbligs
1933 double eagle
Therbligs
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
In motion studies, the elemental motions used by a person when performing a process in the workplace. Named by and after Frank Bunker Gilbreth and Lillian Moller Gilbreth (yes, the parents in Cheaper by the Dozen).
Ting Hai effect
Ting Hai effect
1933 double eagle
Ting Hai effect
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A sudden drop in the stock market that follows whenever Hong Kong actor Adam Cheng stars in a new TV show.
Tingo GroupDozy Mmobuosi
Tingo GroupDozy Mmobuosi
1933 double eagle
Tingo GroupDozy Mmobuosi
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A seemingly magical Nigerian agri-fintech company that was once valued for more than $1 billion. Actually discovered to be a personal vehicle for its founder, who's now charged with securities fraud.
Toyokawa Shinkin Bank incident
Toyokawa Shinkin Bank incident
1933 double eagle
Toyokawa Shinkin Bank incident
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
How idle chatter between three high school girls led to a 2-billion-yen bank run.
Trillion-dollar coin
Trillion-dollar coin
1933 double eagle
Trillion-dollar coin
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A concept that was proposed as a way to bypass US debt-ceiling crisis through the minting of high-value platinum coins.
Tulip mania
Tulip mania
1933 double eagle
Tulip mania
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
The first recorded asset bubble was for Dutch tulips, which at the peak of the mania sold for 10 times a skilled artisan's income. Disputed to have ever occurred by some.
"Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!"
"Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!"
1933 double eagle
"Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!"
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
An ad campaign that figured the best way to sell cigarettes is to show all the consumers with black eyes.
Veblen good
Veblen good
1933 double eagle
Veblen good
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Goods whose demand increases as price increases, violating the law of demand.
Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?
Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?
1933 double eagle
Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
Because if you don't, your in-laws will hate you, your children won't respect you, even your therapist will judge you, according to this mocked PR campaign.
Zero-rupee note
Zero-rupee note
1933 double eagle
Zero-rupee note
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
A method of reducing bribery in India.
Zimbabwean one hundred trillion dollar note
Zimbabwean one hundred trillion dollar note
1933 double eagle
Zimbabwean one hundred trillion dollar note
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
All thanks to Zimbabwe's hyperinflation, this is by far one of the largest currency denominations.
1933 double eagle
An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
2018 Samsung fat-finger error
When new Samsung Securities shareholders became 112 trillion won (1,017,719,218.54 USD) richer.
BackpackersXpress
It's hard to see what went wrong with this proposal to fly Boeing 747s full of singing, dancing and drinking backpackers between Australia and the UK.
Bank of England £100,000,000 note
If you thought the largest UK banknote was £50, then you're VERY wrong.
Big Ass Fans
Hey, it's not a lie.
Big Mac Index
Ronald McDonaldonomics.
Billboard Utilising Graffitists Against Unhealthy Promotions
Or "BUGA-UP" for short. An Australian group of subversive artists who live up to their self-description by defacing tobacco and alcohol billboard advertisements to promote healthy living.
Bitcoin buried in Newport landfill
How far would you go to take back your money?
Boss key
A special button on an application used to quickly mask an employee's counterproductivity.
CeX
It sells.
Christmas Price Index
How much it would cost to buy (or hire) all the items in the Twelve Days of Christmas each year.
Dead cat bounce
In finance, a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining stock, because "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."
Dead mall
That formerly active and popular mall that no one goes to anymore.
Elongated coin
What better souvenir than a mangled and defaced penny.
EURion constellations
Not-so-secret recognition patterns you can find on banknotes.
Fedspeak
Federal Reserve Board statements were made deliberately cryptic so no one understood them.
Financial Modeling World Cup
An esport competition of financial modelling, using Microsoft Excel.
Fixed price of Coca-Cola from 1886 to 1959
For over 70 years, the price of a bottle of Coke in the U.S. was five cents.
Fukuppy
A branding exercise by a Japanese refrigeration company, which turned into a, well, ...
GameStop short squeeze
Internet traders meme their way into a battle for Wall Street. To the moon!
Gruen transfer
Shopping malls are designed to confuse the customer, making them more susceptible to impulse buying.
Prix Guzman
A French Academy of Sciences prize to be given to the first person to communicate with a celestial body, other than Mars (widely believed to be inhabited at the time), and receiving a response. It caught the attention of Tesla among others, but was not awarded until 1969.
Hallmark holiday
A holiday that seemingly exists primarily for commercial purposes.
Hemline index
The other reason why CEOs like women with short skirts.
Hungarian pengő
The worst inflation in history caused this currency to be replaced with another that was 400 octillion times its value.
Inflatable rat
Common tool of U.S. labor unions.
IKEA pencil
Free, popular, and even used in surgery.
Kongō Gumi
The world's oldest company that is still in operation today.
Maid café
So cuteeee.
Men's underwear index
An economic indicator popularised by Alan Greenspan.
Meme coin
Actual traded cryptocurrencies based on internet memes.
Merchant Marine of Switzerland
A landlocked country with a significant commercial fleet.
Money burning
For behaviour modification, political notoriety and a warm fireplace. (See also K Foundation Burn a Million Quid above.)
Olim L'Berlin
A Facebook page that urged Israelis to move to Germany by comparing prices of a popular Milky pudding.
Oil futures drunk-trading incident
A rather costly drunken mistake.
Operation Bernhard
A Nazi plan to cause hyperinflation in the UK by way of forged banknote dropping.
Purple squirrel
Mythical creature, a job candidate with precisely the right education, experience, and qualifications that perfectly fits a job's requirements.
Rai stones
Stone money, some of which is 3 meters (10 ft) in diameter, and weighs 4 metric tons (8,800 lb).
Gerald Ratner
Business 101: If you own an incredibly popular jewellery company, maybe don't publicly announce that your products are all cheap garbage.
Slum tourism
And if you look to your left you will see an impoverished minority neighborhood.
Swastika Laundry
A laundry service whose electric vans cheerfully displayed the notorious symbol around Dublin until the 1960s.
Tanganyika groundnut scheme
A scheme, stymied by a lack of water, to grow peanuts where none had been grown before.
Therbligs
In motion studies, the elemental motions used by a person when performing a process in the workplace. Named by and after Frank Bunker Gilbreth and Lillian Moller Gilbreth (yes, the parents in Cheaper by the Dozen).
Ting Hai effect
A sudden drop in the stock market that follows whenever Hong Kong actor Adam Cheng stars in a new TV show.
Tingo GroupDozy Mmobuosi
A seemingly magical Nigerian agri-fintech company that was once valued for more than $1 billion. Actually discovered to be a personal vehicle for its founder, who's now charged with securities fraud.
Toyokawa Shinkin Bank incident
How idle chatter between three high school girls led to a 2-billion-yen bank run.
Trillion-dollar coin
A concept that was proposed as a way to bypass US debt-ceiling crisis through the minting of high-value platinum coins.
Tulip mania
The first recorded asset bubble was for Dutch tulips, which at the peak of the mania sold for 10 times a skilled artisan's income. Disputed to have ever occurred by some.
"Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!"
An ad campaign that figured the best way to sell cigarettes is to show all the consumers with black eyes.
Veblen good
Goods whose demand increases as price increases, violating the law of demand.
· Society, economy and law › Law, law enforcement and crime
1995 San Diego tank rampage
1995 San Diego tank rampage
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
1995 San Diego tank rampage
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
They say that being in a tank gives you the high ground. It certainly reigns true here.
2007 Boston Mooninite panic
2007 Boston Mooninite panic
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
2007 Boston Mooninite panic
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A guerilla marketing campaign for an animated TV series that quickly became a homeland security issue.
Sada Abe
Sada Abe
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Sada Abe
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Sensational journalism—from the Land of the Rising Sun.
Acoustic Kitty
Acoustic Kitty
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Acoustic Kitty
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A failed CIA experiment at using a cat for covert surveillance.
Animal trial
Animal trial
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Animal trial
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Historically, the law in some areas of Europe subjected animals to criminal liability for their conduct.
Attempted theft of George Washington's skull
Attempted theft of George Washington's skull
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Attempted theft of George Washington's skull
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Alas, poor George!
Baby Jesus theft
Baby Jesus theft
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Baby Jesus theft
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
When a child is gone...
Batman rapist
Batman rapist
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Batman rapist
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Batman's back at it again, but this time it's actually a sex offender who attacked women in the city of Bath.
Bowling Green massacre
Bowling Green massacre
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Bowling Green massacre
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A nonexistent massacre mentioned by the Trump administration, subject to parody.
Burke and Hare murders
Burke and Hare murders
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Burke and Hare murders
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
What is the best way to accelerate scientific progress? Killing people, of course.
Canadian Pacific Air Lines Flight 108
Canadian Pacific Air Lines Flight 108
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Canadian Pacific Air Lines Flight 108
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Non-suicide aircraft bombings for insurance money have been done afterwards, but certainly not for the purposes of elopement.
Chamoy Thipyaso
Chamoy Thipyaso
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Chamoy Thipyaso
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
At 141,078 years, she holds the record for the longest prison sentence without lifetime imprisonment – and didn't even serve 1% of it.
Chewbacca defense
Chewbacca defense
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Chewbacca defense
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
"Now, why would Wikipedia have an article about the Chewbacca defense? That does not make sense!"
Michael Cicconetti
Michael Cicconetti
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Michael Cicconetti
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A judge renowned for his strange alternative punishments.
Cicada 3301
Cicada 3301
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Cicada 3301
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Criminals or puzzle enthusiasts?
Commission Regulation (EC) No. 2257/94
Commission Regulation (EC) No. 2257/94
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Commission Regulation (EC) No. 2257/94
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
The infamous "bendy banana law", this seemingly-dry piece of EU quality standards legislation convinced the UK media and many ordinary people that Brussels had banned bananas from being curved. One of the most infamous Euromyths.
Confraternities in Nigeria
Confraternities in Nigeria
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Confraternities in Nigeria
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
In Nigeria, university student societies have been frequently linked to kidnapping, sexual assault and mass murder.
Crime in Antarctica
Crime in Antarctica
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Crime in Antarctica
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
It's not the Wild West—er, South.
Crime in Vatican City
Crime in Vatican City
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Crime in Vatican City
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Because of its low population and large number of tourists, the statistics suggest the average citizen commits two crimes per year.
Dead Man's Statute
Dead Man's Statute
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Dead Man's Statute
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Enacted to prevent a witness from testifying about communications with a dead person.
Easter Act 1928
Easter Act 1928
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Easter Act 1928
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
The government of the United Kingdom legally mandated a change of date for Easter Sunday to a period of seven days - and then never actually enforced it.
Emo killings in Iraq
Emo killings in Iraq
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Emo killings in Iraq
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Music fans killed for their alleged Satan worship and homosexuality.
Expert wizard amendment
Expert wizard amendment
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Expert wizard amendment
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
New Mexico narrowly avoided requiring all psychiatrists testifying in court to put on a robe and wizard hat.
Free Bench
Free Bench
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Free Bench
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
An unusual English legal custom permitting a widow to inherit her deceased husband's land. In one version, she would have to ride into court backwards on a black ram while reciting a nonsense verse.
Glasgow ice cream wars
Glasgow ice cream wars
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Glasgow ice cream wars
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
In the 1980s, violent conflicts between ice-cream vendors (who also sold drugs and stolen goods) left six people dead.
Troy Leon Gregg
Troy Leon Gregg
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Troy Leon Gregg
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Escaped from death row, got killed in a bar fight that same night.
Disappearance of Johnny Gosch
Disappearance of Johnny Gosch
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Disappearance of Johnny Gosch
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
In 1982, a 12 year-old went missing. As of 2023, the case is still unsolved, and Gosch's whereabouts remain a mystery. However, Gosch's mother claims that he visited her in 1997, and in 2006 she found a photo sent by an anonymous person to her front door.
Guano Islands Act
Guano Islands Act
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Guano Islands Act
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
This strange piece of legislation enables citizens of the U.S. to take possession of islands containing guano deposits.
Gresham cat hostage taking incident
Gresham cat hostage taking incident
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Gresham cat hostage taking incident
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
In 1994, a cat was taken hostage by its owner in a store. The owner would later get shot and killed by police.
Robert Hanssen
Robert Hanssen
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Robert Hanssen
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Tasked by the FBI to help rat out Soviet spies. The problem? He was one of them.
Helen Duncan
Helen Duncan
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Helen Duncan
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
The last woman convicted under the UK's Witchcraft Act. Her favourite trick: "ectoplasm" made out of fabric and egg.
Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal
Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A craft store chain purchases stolen Iraqi artifacts.
Hungry judge effect
Hungry judge effect
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Hungry judge effect
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Pray your hearing doesn't come right before lunch.
"I know it when I see it"
"I know it when I see it"
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
"I know it when I see it"
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
"Not that, but something sort of like that?"
Indianapolis FedEx shooting
Indianapolis FedEx shooting
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Indianapolis FedEx shooting
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A mass shooting at a FedEx perpetrated by a Brony.
Intellectual property protection by Nintendo
Intellectual property protection by Nintendo
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Intellectual property protection by Nintendo
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
See that mushroom growing in your backyard? That belongs to Nintendo.
John Smeaton
John Smeaton
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
John Smeaton
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Sometimes, the best way to avoid a terrorist attack is to simply kick the terrorist in the balls.
John "Half-hanged" Smith
John "Half-hanged" Smith
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
John "Half-hanged" Smith
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
They tried to hang him, but he survived. Later attempts to try him fizzled out until they just decided to deport him to America.
Kvissel murder
Kvissel murder
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Kvissel murder
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
An incident when a 16 year old girl whose boyfriend is actually a 29 year-old Iraqi Islamist extremist. The couple was not known for their age gap, but rather for the killing of said 16 year old girl's mother.
Lake Erie Walleye Trail cheating scandal
Lake Erie Walleye Trail cheating scandal
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Lake Erie Walleye Trail cheating scandal
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
"We got weights in FISH!!!"
Learned Hand
Learned Hand
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Learned Hand
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Thanks to his name, this American judge could've part-timed as a superhero—"The Learned Hand of the Law" has a nice ring to it. Given his impact on tax law, his birth name of Billings Learned Hand is even more apropos.
Jay Leiderman
Jay Leiderman
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Jay Leiderman
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
The lawyer that represented Anonymous.
Lesbian rule
Lesbian rule
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Lesbian rule
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Not the replacement for the Patriarchy, but an archaic term meaning legal flexibility (and originally a building tool from Lesbos).
Ley de fugas
Ley de fugas
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Ley de fugas
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Prisoners were allowed to escape, as an excuse to kill them for trying to escape.
Viola Liuzzo
Viola Liuzzo
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Viola Liuzzo
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
One of the FBI's darkest criminal cases.
Rodrigo Rosenberg Marzano
Rodrigo Rosenberg Marzano
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Rodrigo Rosenberg Marzano
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A Guatemalan attorney who arranged his own death and blamed it on the President, seeking justice for his murdered girlfriend.
Massachusetts School Laws
Massachusetts School Laws
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Massachusetts School Laws
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
How 17th-century Massachusetts sought to rid itself of the Prince of Darkness.
Matrix defense
Matrix defense
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Matrix defense
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A claim that the defendant committed a crime under the belief of being inside a simulated reality. The defense has been successful more than once.
Gary McKinnon
Gary McKinnon
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Gary McKinnon
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
How a UFO enthusiast with Asperger syndrome was able to hack into the US government's computers.
A moron in a hurry
A moron in a hurry
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
A moron in a hurry
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Used in passing-off law, this is the sort of fictional person who would look at a knockoff product and think it's the real thing for long enough to buy it.
Mug shot of Donald Trump
Mug shot of Donald Trump
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Mug shot of Donald Trump
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
How a photo of the 45th president of the US getting arrested (and released shortly after) became a source of comedy on the internet.
My Way killings
My Way killings
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
My Way killings
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
There's one song you shouldn't sing in a Filipino karaoke bar.
Ninja of Heisei
Ninja of Heisei
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Ninja of Heisei
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
An elderly Japanese man who successfully committed over 250 burglaries while disguised in a ninja outfit.
Not proven
Not proven
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Not proven
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A controversial Scots law verdict for those neither guilty nor innocent.
Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi
Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
In 1983, a teenage girl went missing in the Vatican and the search for her whereabouts became a major controversy. In 2023, the religious state opened for the first time an official investigation on the matter.
Onion Futures Act
Onion Futures Act
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Onion Futures Act
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Why you can't buy any onion futures, but you can for corn, oats, rice, aluminum, crude oil, wood, etc.
Operation Flagship
Operation Flagship
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Operation Flagship
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Do not trust the San Diego Chicken.
Perry Mason moment
Perry Mason moment
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Perry Mason moment
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
"Mr. Menendez, did you know Big 5 stopped selling pistols in 1986?"
Phantom of Heilbronn
Phantom of Heilbronn
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Phantom of Heilbronn
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A DNA-traced serial killer, also known as the "Woman without a face", who turned out to be nonexistent.
P. J. Moriarty
P. J. Moriarty
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
P. J. Moriarty
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A restaurant owner who opened a chain of restaurants named after him, later got fame in 1955 for placing a fake fire hydrant in front of his resturaunt. He successfully persuaded the judge to dismiss his charges, by claiming "it must have been the leprechauns".
Phantom social workers
Phantom social workers
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Phantom social workers
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
They make children disappear.
Prenda Law
Prenda Law
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Prenda Law
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A law firm that blackmailed people for allegedly downloading pornography; the firm was described by one court as a "porno-trolling collective".
Prohibition of dying
Prohibition of dying
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Prohibition of dying
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
There are really some places where death is illegal. (Although it is unknown what happens to anyone who breaks this law.)
Regulation of flamethrowers in the United States
Regulation of flamethrowers in the United States
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Regulation of flamethrowers in the United States
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
No permit needed in 48 states.
Rough sex murder defense
Rough sex murder defense
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Rough sex murder defense
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
It is what it is.
Mitchell Rupe
Mitchell Rupe
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Mitchell Rupe
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
The man who was too fat to hang.
Salmon Act 1986
Salmon Act 1986
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Salmon Act 1986
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A UK law designed to curb illegal fishing, which creates the humorously-named crime of "handling salmon in suspicious circumstances".
Sand theft
Sand theft
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Sand theft
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
What do you mean I can't take the sand home?
Shaggy defense
Shaggy defense
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Shaggy defense
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Caught committing a crime, but don't know what to do? Say it wasn't you.
Small penis rule
Small penis rule
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Small penis rule
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A technique used by authors to avoid libel lawsuits.
Steve Comisar
Steve Comisar
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Steve Comisar
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
America's #1 solar-powered dryer salesman.
Suspensory Act 1914
Suspensory Act 1914
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Suspensory Act 1914
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
An act whose sole purpose was to postpone the coming into force of two other acts.
Tennessee login law
Tennessee login law
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Tennessee login law
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Laws against password sharing are older than you think, but have always been this unpopular.
The Beatles (terrorist cell)
The Beatles (terrorist cell)
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
The Beatles (terrorist cell)
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
The Fab Four of Islamist jihad.
Theft by finding
Theft by finding
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Theft by finding
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
When "finders keepers" doesn't apply.
Keron Thomas
Keron Thomas
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Keron Thomas
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
In 1993, aged sixteen, he posed as a motorman on the New York City Subway and managed to operate a scheduled passenger train for over three hours.
Andre Thomas
Andre Thomas
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Andre Thomas
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Serial killer who tore out his eyes and consumed them in order to prevent the government from reading his mind.
Twinkie defense
Twinkie defense
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Twinkie defense
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
When you don't want to go to jail.
Ugly law
Ugly law
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Ugly law
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A type of U.S. city ordinance banning anyone "diseased, maimed, mutilated or deformed in any way, so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object" from being in public.
United Airlines Flight 976
United Airlines Flight 976
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
United Airlines Flight 976
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
The worst case of air rage ever? Or just a very bad case of traveler's diarrhea?
United Nations (gang)
United Nations (gang)
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
United Nations (gang)
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
I thought that organization was going to bring world peace and prevent future wars once for all!
Angie Sanclemente Valencia
Angie Sanclemente Valencia
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Angie Sanclemente Valencia
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A former lingerie model alleged to have run one of the largest drug cartels in the world.
Clement Vallandigham
Clement Vallandigham
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Clement Vallandigham
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
A lawyer who proved his client had not killed a man, but the victim had shot himself... by shooting himself dead.
Whipping Tom
Whipping Tom
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Whipping Tom
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
The name given to multiple London sex attackers. One of them, upon seeing an unaccompanied woman, would grab her, lift her dress, and slap her buttocks repeatedly before fleeing. He would sometimes accompany his attacks by shouting "Spanko!"
Wet feet, dry feet policy
Wet feet, dry feet policy
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Wet feet, dry feet policy
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
America seems to not like wet feet.
Wife selling
Wife selling
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
Wife selling
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
Too poor to get a divorce? Just sell your wife.
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack
The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
1995 San Diego tank rampage
They say that being in a tank gives you the high ground. It certainly reigns true here.
2007 Boston Mooninite panic
A guerilla marketing campaign for an animated TV series that quickly became a homeland security issue.
Sada Abe
Sensational journalism—from the Land of the Rising Sun.
Acoustic Kitty
A failed CIA experiment at using a cat for covert surveillance.
Animal trial
Historically, the law in some areas of Europe subjected animals to criminal liability for their conduct.
Attempted theft of George Washington's skull
Alas, poor George!
Baby Jesus theft
When a child is gone...
Batman rapist
Batman's back at it again, but this time it's actually a sex offender who attacked women in the city of Bath.
Bowling Green massacre
A nonexistent massacre mentioned by the Trump administration, subject to parody.
Burke and Hare murders
What is the best way to accelerate scientific progress? Killing people, of course.
Canadian Pacific Air Lines Flight 108
Non-suicide aircraft bombings for insurance money have been done afterwards, but certainly not for the purposes of elopement.
Chamoy Thipyaso
At 141,078 years, she holds the record for the longest prison sentence without lifetime imprisonment – and didn't even serve 1% of it.
Chewbacca defense
"Now, why would Wikipedia have an article about the Chewbacca defense? That does not make sense!"
Michael Cicconetti
A judge renowned for his strange alternative punishments.
Cicada 3301
Criminals or puzzle enthusiasts?
Commission Regulation (EC) No. 2257/94
The infamous "bendy banana law", this seemingly-dry piece of EU quality standards legislation convinced the UK media and many ordinary people that Brussels had banned bananas from being curved. One of the most infamous Euromyths.
Confraternities in Nigeria
In Nigeria, university student societies have been frequently linked to kidnapping, sexual assault and mass murder.
Crime in Antarctica
It's not the Wild West—er, South.
Crime in Vatican City
Because of its low population and large number of tourists, the statistics suggest the average citizen commits two crimes per year.
Dead Man's Statute
Enacted to prevent a witness from testifying about communications with a dead person.
Easter Act 1928
The government of the United Kingdom legally mandated a change of date for Easter Sunday to a period of seven days - and then never actually enforced it.
Emo killings in Iraq
Music fans killed for their alleged Satan worship and homosexuality.
Expert wizard amendment
New Mexico narrowly avoided requiring all psychiatrists testifying in court to put on a robe and wizard hat.
Free Bench
An unusual English legal custom permitting a widow to inherit her deceased husband's land. In one version, she would have to ride into court backwards on a black ram while reciting a nonsense verse.
Glasgow ice cream wars
In the 1980s, violent conflicts between ice-cream vendors (who also sold drugs and stolen goods) left six people dead.
Troy Leon Gregg
Escaped from death row, got killed in a bar fight that same night.
Disappearance of Johnny Gosch
In 1982, a 12 year-old went missing. As of 2023, the case is still unsolved, and Gosch's whereabouts remain a mystery. However, Gosch's mother claims that he visited her in 1997, and in 2006 she found a photo sent by an anonymous person to her front door.
Guano Islands Act
This strange piece of legislation enables citizens of the U.S. to take possession of islands containing guano deposits.
Gresham cat hostage taking incident
In 1994, a cat was taken hostage by its owner in a store. The owner would later get shot and killed by police.
Robert Hanssen
Tasked by the FBI to help rat out Soviet spies. The problem? He was one of them.
Helen Duncan
The last woman convicted under the UK's Witchcraft Act. Her favourite trick: "ectoplasm" made out of fabric and egg.
Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal
A craft store chain purchases stolen Iraqi artifacts.
Hungry judge effect
Pray your hearing doesn't come right before lunch.
"I know it when I see it"
"Not that, but something sort of like that?"
Indianapolis FedEx shooting
A mass shooting at a FedEx perpetrated by a Brony.
Intellectual property protection by Nintendo
See that mushroom growing in your backyard? That belongs to Nintendo.
John Smeaton
Sometimes, the best way to avoid a terrorist attack is to simply kick the terrorist in the balls.
John "Half-hanged" Smith
They tried to hang him, but he survived. Later attempts to try him fizzled out until they just decided to deport him to America.
Kvissel murder
An incident when a 16 year old girl whose boyfriend is actually a 29 year-old Iraqi Islamist extremist. The couple was not known for their age gap, but rather for the killing of said 16 year old girl's mother.
Lake Erie Walleye Trail cheating scandal
"We got weights in FISH!!!"
Learned Hand
Thanks to his name, this American judge could've part-timed as a superhero—"The Learned Hand of the Law" has a nice ring to it. Given his impact on tax law, his birth name of Billings Learned Hand is even more apropos.
Jay Leiderman
The lawyer that represented Anonymous.
Lesbian rule
Not the replacement for the Patriarchy, but an archaic term meaning legal flexibility (and originally a building tool from Lesbos).
Ley de fugas
Prisoners were allowed to escape, as an excuse to kill them for trying to escape.
Viola Liuzzo
One of the FBI's darkest criminal cases.
Rodrigo Rosenberg Marzano
A Guatemalan attorney who arranged his own death and blamed it on the President, seeking justice for his murdered girlfriend.
Massachusetts School Laws
How 17th-century Massachusetts sought to rid itself of the Prince of Darkness.
Matrix defense
A claim that the defendant committed a crime under the belief of being inside a simulated reality. The defense has been successful more than once.
Gary McKinnon
How a UFO enthusiast with Asperger syndrome was able to hack into the US government's computers.
· Society, economy and law › Law, law enforcement and crime › Legal cases
62 Cases of Jam v. United States
62 Cases of Jam v. United States
2008 French mistaken virginity case
62 Cases of Jam v. United States
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
When is imitation jam not jam?
Batman v. Commissioner
Batman v. Commissioner
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Batman v. Commissioner
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Batman said his teenage son was his partner. The Commissioner wasn't having any of it.
FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite
FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite
2008 French mistaken virginity case
FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
In some ways, the U.S. government is more powerful than Superman.
Myra Clark Gaines
Myra Clark Gaines
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Myra Clark Gaines
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
The woman who initiated the longest-running court case, lasting 57 years.
Hermesmann v. Seyer
Hermesmann v. Seyer
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Hermesmann v. Seyer
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
A Kansas Supreme Court case that decided that a 13-year-old boy who was molested by his 17-year-old babysitter had to pay for her child support.
Iceland v Iceland Foods Ltd
Iceland v Iceland Foods Ltd
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Iceland v Iceland Foods Ltd
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Who has a greater claim to the name Iceland - a country established in 874 or a British retailer founded in 1970?
Jarvis v Swans Tours Ltd
Jarvis v Swans Tours Ltd
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Jarvis v Swans Tours Ltd
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
A legal complaint about the lack of gemütlichkeit during a Swiss Christmas holiday.
Lawsuits against supernatural beings
Lawsuits against supernatural beings
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Lawsuits against supernatural beings
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Even if you can serve process on them, they are unlikely to show up in court.
Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc.
Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc.
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc.
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Would you expect to be able to swap 7 million points (worth $700,000) for a Harrier jump jet (worth $22 million)? This man did and took Pepsi to court when they failed to supply him one. Unsurprisingly – to everyone except him – he lost the case.
Louisiana ex rel. Francis v. Resweber
Louisiana ex rel. Francis v. Resweber
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Louisiana ex rel. Francis v. Resweber
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Do you still count as "executed" even if you didn't die? This was a surprisingly contentious issue.
Manacled Mormon case
Manacled Mormon case
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Manacled Mormon case
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
The religious rape case that became a movie and involved the cloning of a dog.
Mattel, Inc. v. MCA Records, Inc.
Mattel, Inc. v. MCA Records, Inc.
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Mattel, Inc. v. MCA Records, Inc.
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
The lawsuit that occurred because of a parody song about a barbie girl living in a barbie world.
Memoirs v. Massachusetts
Memoirs v. Massachusetts
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Memoirs v. Massachusetts
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
A U.S. Supreme Court case concerning whether the 1748 book Fanny Hill was entitled to First Amendment protection. One of the dissenting opinions contained an extensive discussion of the supposedly pornographic content.
McMartin preschool trial
McMartin preschool trial
2008 French mistaken virginity case
McMartin preschool trial
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
The most expensive trial in US history. Amid the 1980s' day-care sex-abuse hysteria, hundreds of children wasted 7 years of court time and $15 million of public money by telling bizarre and fanciful tall tales.
Microsoft v. MikeRoweSoft
Microsoft v. MikeRoweSoft
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Microsoft v. MikeRoweSoft
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
When your name is too good not to buy a domain name featuring.
Miles v. City Council of Augusta, Georgia
Miles v. City Council of Augusta, Georgia
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Miles v. City Council of Augusta, Georgia
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Can a city require a business license for a talking cat, and does the cat have free-speech rights?
Monkey selfie copyright dispute
Monkey selfie copyright dispute
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Monkey selfie copyright dispute
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
An actual monkey made a monkey out of the law.
Nix v. Hedden
Nix v. Hedden
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Nix v. Hedden
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
The US Supreme Court decides that the tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit.
Pearson v. Chung
Pearson v. Chung
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Pearson v. Chung
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Also known as the $54 million pants case, or "The Great American Pants Suit" according to one Wall Street Journal reporter.
Stambovsky v. Ackley
Stambovsky v. Ackley
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Stambovsky v. Ackley
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Also known as the "Ghostbusters case", the court ruled that a house in Nyack, New York was legally haunted by ghosts.
State v. Linkhaw
State v. Linkhaw
2008 French mistaken virginity case
State v. Linkhaw
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
He sang so badly in church that a jury found him guilty of "disturbing a religious congregation".
Sudanese goat marriage incident
Sudanese goat marriage incident
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Sudanese goat marriage incident
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
A man in South Sudan caught having sex with a goat and punish by being forced to marry said goat and pay its dowry.
Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case
Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Teddy bears: they're cute, they're cuddly, they're... blasphemous?
Tickle v. Giggle
Tickle v. Giggle
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Tickle v. Giggle
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Yes, this is a real trial name.
Trial of Arne Cheyenne Johnson
Trial of Arne Cheyenne Johnson
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Trial of Arne Cheyenne Johnson
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
The first and only murder case where demonic possession was used as a defense.
Toy Biz, Inc. v. United States
Toy Biz, Inc. v. United States
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Toy Biz, Inc. v. United States
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Are the X-Men humans under U.S. law?
Trial of the Pyx
Trial of the Pyx
2008 French mistaken virginity case
Trial of the Pyx
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Whence the British Pound lands in court every year.
TXO Production Corp. v. Alliance Resources Corp.
TXO Production Corp. v. Alliance Resources Corp.
2008 French mistaken virginity case
TXO Production Corp. v. Alliance Resources Corp.
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
$19,000 in compensatory damages, $10 million in punitive damages.
United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
2008 French mistaken virginity case
United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Who has jurisdiction over Satan?
United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness
United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness
2008 French mistaken virginity case
United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
The FDA will not tolerate misbranding.
United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins
United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins
2008 French mistaken virginity case
United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
The fins won a case that turned on whether buying something from someone counts as "aiding or assisting" them.
United States v. Barker
United States v. Barker
2008 French mistaken virginity case
United States v. Barker
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
A court case with the shortest opinion ever, reading, "The United States never pays costs".
United States v. Causby
United States v. Causby
2008 French mistaken virginity case
United States v. Causby
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
Planes vs. farmers.
United States v. Ninety-Five Barrels Alleged Apple Cider Vinegar
United States v. Ninety-Five Barrels Alleged Apple Cider Vinegar
2008 French mistaken virginity case
United States v. Ninety-Five Barrels Alleged Apple Cider Vinegar
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
When is apple cider vinegar not apple cider vinegar?
United States v. Strong
United States v. Strong
2008 French mistaken virginity case
United States v. Strong
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
A court case about someone who supposedly had an accident in a courtroom's bathroom, covering much of it.
2008 French mistaken virginity case
France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
62 Cases of Jam v. United States
When is imitation jam not jam?
Batman v. Commissioner
Batman said his teenage son was his partner. The Commissioner wasn't having any of it.
FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite
In some ways, the U.S. government is more powerful than Superman.
Myra Clark Gaines
The woman who initiated the longest-running court case, lasting 57 years.
Hermesmann v. Seyer
A Kansas Supreme Court case that decided that a 13-year-old boy who was molested by his 17-year-old babysitter had to pay for her child support.
Iceland v Iceland Foods Ltd
Who has a greater claim to the name Iceland - a country established in 874 or a British retailer founded in 1970?
Jarvis v Swans Tours Ltd
A legal complaint about the lack of gemütlichkeit during a Swiss Christmas holiday.
Lawsuits against supernatural beings
Even if you can serve process on them, they are unlikely to show up in court.
Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc.
Would you expect to be able to swap 7 million points (worth $700,000) for a Harrier jump jet (worth $22 million)? This man did and took Pepsi to court when they failed to supply him one. Unsurprisingly – to everyone except him – he lost the case.
Louisiana ex rel. Francis v. Resweber
Do you still count as "executed" even if you didn't die? This was a surprisingly contentious issue.
Manacled Mormon case
The religious rape case that became a movie and involved the cloning of a dog.
Mattel, Inc. v. MCA Records, Inc.
The lawsuit that occurred because of a parody song about a barbie girl living in a barbie world.
Memoirs v. Massachusetts
A U.S. Supreme Court case concerning whether the 1748 book Fanny Hill was entitled to First Amendment protection. One of the dissenting opinions contained an extensive discussion of the supposedly pornographic content.
McMartin preschool trial
The most expensive trial in US history. Amid the 1980s' day-care sex-abuse hysteria, hundreds of children wasted 7 years of court time and $15 million of public money by telling bizarre and fanciful tall tales.
Microsoft v. MikeRoweSoft
When your name is too good not to buy a domain name featuring.
Miles v. City Council of Augusta, Georgia
Can a city require a business license for a talking cat, and does the cat have free-speech rights?
Monkey selfie copyright dispute
An actual monkey made a monkey out of the law.
Nix v. Hedden
The US Supreme Court decides that the tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit.
Pearson v. Chung
Also known as the $54 million pants case, or "The Great American Pants Suit" according to one Wall Street Journal reporter.
Stambovsky v. Ackley
Also known as the "Ghostbusters case", the court ruled that a house in Nyack, New York was legally haunted by ghosts.
State v. Linkhaw
He sang so badly in church that a jury found him guilty of "disturbing a religious congregation".
Sudanese goat marriage incident
A man in South Sudan caught having sex with a goat and punish by being forced to marry said goat and pay its dowry.
Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case
Teddy bears: they're cute, they're cuddly, they're... blasphemous?
Tickle v. Giggle
Yes, this is a real trial name.
Trial of Arne Cheyenne Johnson
The first and only murder case where demonic possession was used as a defense.
Toy Biz, Inc. v. United States
Are the X-Men humans under U.S. law?
Trial of the Pyx
Whence the British Pound lands in court every year.
TXO Production Corp. v. Alliance Resources Corp.
$19,000 in compensatory damages, $10 million in punitive damages.
United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
Who has jurisdiction over Satan?
United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness
The FDA will not tolerate misbranding.
United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins
The fins won a case that turned on whether buying something from someone counts as "aiding or assisting" them.
United States v. Barker
A court case with the shortest opinion ever, reading, "The United States never pays costs".
United States v. Causby
Planes vs. farmers.
United States v. Ninety-Five Barrels Alleged Apple Cider Vinegar
When is apple cider vinegar not apple cider vinegar?
United States v. Strong
A court case about someone who supposedly had an accident in a courtroom's bathroom, covering much of it.
· Society, economy and law › Taxation
Beard tax
Beard tax
Bachelor tax
Beard tax
Implicit in many jurisdictions which offer a marital tax relief.
Used to be imposed in England and Russia.
Breast tax
Breast tax
Bachelor tax
Breast tax
Implicit in many jurisdictions which offer a marital tax relief.
An unusual tax meant to enforce the caste system in an indirect way.
Chicken tax
Chicken tax
Bachelor tax
Chicken tax
Implicit in many jurisdictions which offer a marital tax relief.
A U.S. tariff on trucks, which resulted in a period of chicken trade related tension known as the Chicken War.
Flatulence tax
Flatulence tax
Bachelor tax
Flatulence tax
Implicit in many jurisdictions which offer a marital tax relief.
When you keep a lot of cattle, you're contributing significantly to the greenhouse effect ... aren't you?
Taxation of illegal income in the United States
Taxation of illegal income in the United States
Bachelor tax
Taxation of illegal income in the United States
Implicit in many jurisdictions which offer a marital tax relief.
Don't worry: you can deduct your illegal activity expenses.
Bachelor tax
Implicit in many jurisdictions which offer a marital tax relief.
Beard tax
Used to be imposed in England and Russia.
Breast tax
An unusual tax meant to enforce the caste system in an indirect way.
Chicken tax
A U.S. tariff on trucks, which resulted in a period of chicken trade related tension known as the Chicken War.
Flatulence tax
When you keep a lot of cattle, you're contributing significantly to the greenhouse effect ... aren't you?
Taxation of illegal income in the United States
Don't worry: you can deduct your illegal activity expenses.
· Society, economy and law › Punishments
Blood eagle
Blood eagle
Bamboo torture
Blood eagle
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
The "wings" were your lungs pulled out through your back.
Brazen bull
Brazen bull
Bamboo torture
Brazen bull
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Encased in bronze and boiled to death, with wind instruments attached so your screams would turn into moos. Notable victims: its inventor and the guy it was invented for.
Charivari
Charivari
Bamboo torture
Charivari
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
A form of vigilantism, more loud than violent.
Disneyland with the Death Penalty
Disneyland with the Death Penalty
Bamboo torture
Disneyland with the Death Penalty
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Best way to describe Singapore according to William Gibson.
Drunkard's cloak
Drunkard's cloak
Bamboo torture
Drunkard's cloak
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Attire for the village drunk.
Enhanced interrogation techniques
Enhanced interrogation techniques
Bamboo torture
Enhanced interrogation techniques
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
No inhumane torture over here...
Half-hanging
Half-hanging
Bamboo torture
Half-hanging
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
For when you don't want to go all the way.
Hanged, drawn and quartered
Hanged, drawn and quartered
Bamboo torture
Hanged, drawn and quartered
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Dark Ages punishment for high treason.
Music in psychological operations
Music in psychological operations
Bamboo torture
Music in psychological operations
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Music used to especially torture prisoners of war.
Pitchcapping
Pitchcapping
Bamboo torture
Pitchcapping
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
A hat made of tar was molded on to your head, then ripped off, taking your skin with it. See also tarring and feathering.
Poena cullei
Poena cullei
Bamboo torture
Poena cullei
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Taking a fatal trip down the river with a dog, snake, monkey, and rooster (none of whom did anything wrong).
Republican marriage
Republican marriage
Bamboo torture
Republican marriage
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
A form of execution in which a naked man and woman are tied together and drowned. (What did you think it was?)
Rhaphanidosis
Rhaphanidosis
Bamboo torture
Rhaphanidosis
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
For sex crimes in classical times, you got a radish shoved up your rear.
Riding a rail
Riding a rail
Bamboo torture
Riding a rail
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Not being punished on a train – rather, you'd be paraded to the edge of town on a solitary fence rail and dumped on the roadside.
Scaphism
Scaphism
Bamboo torture
Scaphism
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Probably the worst ever execution method – the condemned was enclosed in a pair of boats, covered with milk and honey, and eaten to death by insects.
Schwedentrunk
Schwedentrunk
Bamboo torture
Schwedentrunk
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Victims were bound and were forced to swallow large amounts of foul liquid, usually excrement.
Scold's bridle
Scold's bridle
Bamboo torture
Scold's bridle
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
A muzzle for the nagging wife.
Washing out the mouth with soap
Washing out the mouth with soap
Bamboo torture
Washing out the mouth with soap
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
That'll teach you to say dirty words!
Whipping boy
Whipping boy
Bamboo torture
Whipping boy
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
A boy who received corporal punishment for misdemeanors of a prince; as well as some of his privileges.
Bamboo torture
Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Blood eagle
The "wings" were your lungs pulled out through your back.
Brazen bull
Encased in bronze and boiled to death, with wind instruments attached so your screams would turn into moos. Notable victims: its inventor and the guy it was invented for.
Charivari
A form of vigilantism, more loud than violent.
Disneyland with the Death Penalty
Best way to describe Singapore according to William Gibson.
Drunkard's cloak
Attire for the village drunk.
Enhanced interrogation techniques
No inhumane torture over here...
Half-hanging
For when you don't want to go all the way.
Hanged, drawn and quartered
Dark Ages punishment for high treason.
Music in psychological operations
Music used to especially torture prisoners of war.
Pitchcapping
A hat made of tar was molded on to your head, then ripped off, taking your skin with it. See also tarring and feathering.
Poena cullei
Taking a fatal trip down the river with a dog, snake, monkey, and rooster (none of whom did anything wrong).
Republican marriage
A form of execution in which a naked man and woman are tied together and drowned. (What did you think it was?)
Rhaphanidosis
For sex crimes in classical times, you got a radish shoved up your rear.
Riding a rail
Not being punished on a train – rather, you'd be paraded to the edge of town on a solitary fence rail and dumped on the roadside.
Scaphism
Probably the worst ever execution method – the condemned was enclosed in a pair of boats, covered with milk and honey, and eaten to death by insects.
Schwedentrunk
Victims were bound and were forced to swallow large amounts of foul liquid, usually excrement.
Scold's bridle
A muzzle for the nagging wife.
Washing out the mouth with soap
That'll teach you to say dirty words!
Whipping boy
A boy who received corporal punishment for misdemeanors of a prince; as well as some of his privileges.
· Religion and spirituality
Adorcism
Adorcism
Abeguwo
Adorcism
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
For when you want spirits inside you.
Asher yatzar
Asher yatzar
Abeguwo
Asher yatzar
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A Jewish blessing, read to praise the ability to excrete urine or faeces.
Axinomancy
Axinomancy
Abeguwo
Axinomancy
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Foretelling the future by looking at an axe or hatchet.
Ben Hana
Ben Hana
Abeguwo
Ben Hana
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A homeless man in Wellington, New Zealand who worshiped the Māori sun-god Ra (not to be confused with the ancient Egyptian sun-god Ra).
Bhekuli Biya
Bhekuli Biya
Abeguwo
Bhekuli Biya
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
"Frog marriage", designed to bring rain. At least one has ended in divorce in order to stop floods.
Blood Quran
Blood Quran
Abeguwo
Blood Quran
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A Quran supposedly written in Saddam Hussein's blood.
Braco (faith healer)
Braco (faith healer)
Abeguwo
Braco (faith healer)
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Meet the Gazer and be healed with a single glance.
Cargo cult
Cargo cult
Abeguwo
Cargo cult
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Tribal rites and rituals developed in the belief they will attract the goods, wealth and materials – the "cargo" – of a more technologically advanced and affluent culture.
Coca-Cola Fatwa
Coca-Cola Fatwa
Abeguwo
Coca-Cola Fatwa
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
It's the real thing... and thankfully, it's not haram.
Coconut Religion
Coconut Religion
Abeguwo
Coconut Religion
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A religion founded in Vietnam that advocates subsisting solely off of coconuts and coconut milk, created a "Coconut Kingdom" on an islet of the Mekong River, and referred to its leader and founder as "His Coconutship".
Crepitus
Crepitus
Abeguwo
Crepitus
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A Roman god of flatulence (allegedly).
Ded Moroz
Ded Moroz
Abeguwo
Ded Moroz
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Like Santa, but Russian, and blue.
Dendera light
Dendera light
Abeguwo
Dendera light
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Does an engraving of the Egyptian creation myth show that Ancient Egypt had lightbulbs? As it turns out, no.
Dhana Kumari Bajracharya
Dhana Kumari Bajracharya
Abeguwo
Dhana Kumari Bajracharya
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A woman did not walk for 60 years.
Disconnection (Scientology)
Disconnection (Scientology)
Abeguwo
Disconnection (Scientology)
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
The result of a poor signal with Scientology.
Fluffy bunny
Fluffy bunny
Abeguwo
Fluffy bunny
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A controversial epithet in Wicca.
Gang Bing
Gang Bing
Abeguwo
Gang Bing
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
After his act of self-castration, he became the patron saint of eunuchs.
Haitian Vodou and homosexuality
Haitian Vodou and homosexuality
Abeguwo
Haitian Vodou and homosexuality
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Surely a troll, you say? No! A perfectly legitimate article!
High-Heel Wedding Church
High-Heel Wedding Church
Abeguwo
High-Heel Wedding Church
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Want to get married in a giant shoe in Taiwan?
International date line in Judaism and Jewish law in the polar regions
International date line in Judaism and Jewish law in the polar regions
Abeguwo
International date line in Judaism and Jewish law in the polar regions
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Jewish law can get tricky when you travel to Hawaii... or go for a hike near the North Pole.
Jerusalem syndrome
Jerusalem syndrome
Abeguwo
Jerusalem syndrome
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
For some people, a visit there is just too much.
Jewish pope Andreas
Jewish pope Andreas
Abeguwo
Jewish pope Andreas
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A Jewish pope..?
Johnson cult
Johnson cult
Abeguwo
Johnson cult
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Was US President Lyndon B. Johnson worshiped as a god in Papua New Guinea?
Judeo-Masonic conspiracy theory
Judeo-Masonic conspiracy theory
Abeguwo
Judeo-Masonic conspiracy theory
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Can't decide whether to blame the Jews or the Freemasons? The conspiracy nuts have you covered.
Kachera
Kachera
Abeguwo
Kachera
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Sikh underwear.
Kapo (mythology)
Kapo (mythology)
Abeguwo
Kapo (mythology)
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
The Hawaiian fertility goddess, known for having a detachable vagina.
Khecarī mudrā
Khecarī mudrā
Abeguwo
Khecarī mudrā
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
How to maximise your spiritual energy: shove your tongue up your nose.
Lou de Palingboer
Lou de Palingboer
Abeguwo
Lou de Palingboer
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
God sells eels?
Jesús Malverde
Jesús Malverde
Abeguwo
Jesús Malverde
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A popular saint among drug dealers in Mexico.
Matshishkapeu
Matshishkapeu
Abeguwo
Matshishkapeu
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
The "fart man" of Innu mythology. Don't cross him or he'll make you constipated.
Missionary Church of Kopimism
Missionary Church of Kopimism
Abeguwo
Missionary Church of Kopimism
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
To Ctrl+C is human; to Ctrl+V is divine.
Mizab al-Rahma
Mizab al-Rahma
Abeguwo
Mizab al-Rahma
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
The holiest rain gutter in Islam.
Oomoto
Oomoto
Abeguwo
Oomoto
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
L. L. Zamenhof as kami.
Open-source religion
Open-source religion
Abeguwo
Open-source religion
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
And we're not talking about the Church of Emacs either.
Overseas Shinto
Overseas Shinto
Abeguwo
Overseas Shinto
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Turns out, even despite the fact that most Overseas Japanese are followers of Buddhism and most followers of Shintoism live in Japan, Shintoism can be followed overseas.
Prince Philip movement
Prince Philip movement
Abeguwo
Prince Philip movement
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A religious movement on the island of Tanna in Vanuatu which holds that Queen Elizabeth II's late husband, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, was a divine being.
Pseudoskepticism
Pseudoskepticism
Abeguwo
Pseudoskepticism
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
The philosophical or scientific argument that tries to appear skeptical, but really is trying to prove a position, as in "I don’t see enough evidence that we landed on the moon".
Raël
Raël
Abeguwo
Raël
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A French journalist who started a religion named after himself in the 1970s.
Religion in Antarctica
Religion in Antarctica
Abeguwo
Religion in Antarctica
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
There's no continent on Earth without organized religion.
Reincarnation Application
Reincarnation Application
Abeguwo
Reincarnation Application
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Must be filed by all living Buddha within the People's Republic of China before they are allowed to reincarnate.
Religious pareidolia
Religious pareidolia
Abeguwo
Religious pareidolia
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A tendency to see religious imagery in the textures of corn chips, cinnamon rolls, toast, clouds, etc.
Saint Urho
Saint Urho
Abeguwo
Saint Urho
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A fictitious saint of Finland created in Minnesota.
Silver Sisterhood
Silver Sisterhood
Abeguwo
Silver Sisterhood
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A bizarre neo-Victorian Irish spiritual movement with a sideline in creating text adventure games, including the first 18-rated game.
Sin-eater
Sin-eater
Abeguwo
Sin-eater
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
An old belief that someone eating over a body would consume the sins of the deceased.
Space opera in Scientology
Space opera in Scientology
Abeguwo
Space opera in Scientology
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
L. Ron Hubbard's history of the universe, including alien Invader Forces, "little orange-colored bombs that would talk" and brainwashing episodes in "a railway carriage quite like a British railway coach with compartments".
John Murray Spear
John Murray Spear
Abeguwo
John Murray Spear
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
This guy thought Frankenstein was a how-to guide, and created Robo-Jesus.
Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case
Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case
Abeguwo
Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
How a British schoolteacher teaching overseas in Sudan got in trouble for letting her six-year-old students name a teddy bear "Muhammad".
Taghairm
Taghairm
Abeguwo
Taghairm
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A couple of uncomfortable methods of fortune telling.
Temple of Priapus
Temple of Priapus
Abeguwo
Temple of Priapus
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A religion based on the worship of the phallus.
Tlazōlteōtl
Tlazōlteōtl
Abeguwo
Tlazōlteōtl
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Aztec god of vice, purification, steam baths, lust, filth, and a patroness of adulterers.
Toilet god
Toilet god
Abeguwo
Toilet god
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
God living in the toilet.
Turtles all the way down
Turtles all the way down
Abeguwo
Turtles all the way down
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
A myth about the nature of the universe, or perhaps a myth about a myth about the nature of the universe.
United Nation of Islam
United Nation of Islam
Abeguwo
United Nation of Islam
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Royall, Allah in Person claims to have spent the 1980s in a spaceship with angels who informed him that he was God and instructed him on how to govern the world. Public records say he was a truck driver.
Universe People
Universe People
Abeguwo
Universe People
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Specific cult in Czech Republic and Slovakia.
The Urantia Book
The Urantia Book
Abeguwo
The Urantia Book
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Over two thousand pages of anonymous, religious, subconscious ramblings on religion and "God" (whatever that means in the billion planets out there).
Xenu
Xenu
Abeguwo
Xenu
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
An ancient interstellar dictator who unleashed a genocide which created Christianity and psychiatry and whose story is "calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc.) anyone who attempts to solve it".
Yakub (Nation of Islam)
Yakub (Nation of Islam)
Abeguwo
Yakub (Nation of Islam)
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Mad scientist creates white race.
Abeguwo
Remember when you were a kid, and joked that the rain was peeing? Well...
Adorcism
For when you want spirits inside you.
Asher yatzar
A Jewish blessing, read to praise the ability to excrete urine or faeces.
Axinomancy
Foretelling the future by looking at an axe or hatchet.
Ben Hana
A homeless man in Wellington, New Zealand who worshiped the Māori sun-god Ra (not to be confused with the ancient Egyptian sun-god Ra).
Bhekuli Biya
"Frog marriage", designed to bring rain. At least one has ended in divorce in order to stop floods.
Blood Quran
A Quran supposedly written in Saddam Hussein's blood.
Braco (faith healer)
Meet the Gazer and be healed with a single glance.
Cargo cult
Tribal rites and rituals developed in the belief they will attract the goods, wealth and materials – the "cargo" – of a more technologically advanced and affluent culture.
Coca-Cola Fatwa
It's the real thing... and thankfully, it's not haram.
Coconut Religion
A religion founded in Vietnam that advocates subsisting solely off of coconuts and coconut milk, created a "Coconut Kingdom" on an islet of the Mekong River, and referred to its leader and founder as "His Coconutship".
Crepitus
A Roman god of flatulence (allegedly).
Ded Moroz
Like Santa, but Russian, and blue.
Dendera light
Does an engraving of the Egyptian creation myth show that Ancient Egypt had lightbulbs? As it turns out, no.
Dhana Kumari Bajracharya
A woman did not walk for 60 years.
Disconnection (Scientology)
The result of a poor signal with Scientology.
Fluffy bunny
A controversial epithet in Wicca.
Gang Bing
After his act of self-castration, he became the patron saint of eunuchs.
Haitian Vodou and homosexuality
Surely a troll, you say? No! A perfectly legitimate article!
High-Heel Wedding Church
Want to get married in a giant shoe in Taiwan?
International date line in Judaism and Jewish law in the polar regions
Jewish law can get tricky when you travel to Hawaii... or go for a hike near the North Pole.
Jerusalem syndrome
For some people, a visit there is just too much.
Jewish pope Andreas
A Jewish pope..?
Johnson cult
Was US President Lyndon B. Johnson worshiped as a god in Papua New Guinea?
Judeo-Masonic conspiracy theory
Can't decide whether to blame the Jews or the Freemasons? The conspiracy nuts have you covered.
Kachera
Sikh underwear.
Kapo (mythology)
The Hawaiian fertility goddess, known for having a detachable vagina.
Khecarī mudrā
How to maximise your spiritual energy: shove your tongue up your nose.
Lou de Palingboer
God sells eels?
Jesús Malverde
A popular saint among drug dealers in Mexico.
Matshishkapeu
The "fart man" of Innu mythology. Don't cross him or he'll make you constipated.
Missionary Church of Kopimism
To Ctrl+C is human; to Ctrl+V is divine.
Mizab al-Rahma
The holiest rain gutter in Islam.
Oomoto
L. L. Zamenhof as kami.
Open-source religion
And we're not talking about the Church of Emacs either.
Overseas Shinto
Turns out, even despite the fact that most Overseas Japanese are followers of Buddhism and most followers of Shintoism live in Japan, Shintoism can be followed overseas.
Prince Philip movement
A religious movement on the island of Tanna in Vanuatu which holds that Queen Elizabeth II's late husband, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, was a divine being.
Pseudoskepticism
The philosophical or scientific argument that tries to appear skeptical, but really is trying to prove a position, as in "I don’t see enough evidence that we landed on the moon".
Raël
A French journalist who started a religion named after himself in the 1970s.
Religion in Antarctica
There's no continent on Earth without organized religion.
Reincarnation Application
Must be filed by all living Buddha within the People's Republic of China before they are allowed to reincarnate.
Religious pareidolia
A tendency to see religious imagery in the textures of corn chips, cinnamon rolls, toast, clouds, etc.
Saint Urho
A fictitious saint of Finland created in Minnesota.
Silver Sisterhood
A bizarre neo-Victorian Irish spiritual movement with a sideline in creating text adventure games, including the first 18-rated game.
Sin-eater
An old belief that someone eating over a body would consume the sins of the deceased.
Space opera in Scientology
L. Ron Hubbard's history of the universe, including alien Invader Forces, "little orange-colored bombs that would talk" and brainwashing episodes in "a railway carriage quite like a British railway coach with compartments".
John Murray Spear
This guy thought Frankenstein was a how-to guide, and created Robo-Jesus.
Sudanese teddy bear blasphemy case
How a British schoolteacher teaching overseas in Sudan got in trouble for letting her six-year-old students name a teddy bear "Muhammad".
Taghairm
A couple of uncomfortable methods of fortune telling.
Temple of Priapus
A religion based on the worship of the phallus.
· Religion and spirituality › Christianity
Carlo Acutis
Carlo Acutis
1268–1271 papal election
Carlo Acutis
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Gamers don't die, they get canonized.
Adam–God doctrine
Adam–God doctrine
1268–1271 papal election
Adam–God doctrine
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A previous belief held by the Mormons that said Adam was a space alien who became God on his death.
Alexamenos graffito
Alexamenos graffito
1268–1271 papal election
Alexamenos graffito
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Possibly the oldest depiction of the crucifixion of Jesus was made by a boy mocking his Christian peer by depicting the Messiah with a donkey for a head.
The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters
The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters
1268–1271 papal election
The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Started by Peter the Great, and consisted mostly of drinking and partying.
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly
1268–1271 papal election
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
An oldie but a goodie from the Bible.
Jim Bakker
Jim Bakker
1268–1271 papal election
Jim Bakker
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Televangelist founds a Christian theme park so successful that it competes with Disneyland, gets arrested for fraud and loses his park, then promptly returns to televangelism upon release. Also admitted to never fully reading the Bible until his imprisonment, and to getting information on it from Lyndon LaRouche.
Banquet of Chestnuts
Banquet of Chestnuts
1268–1271 papal election
Banquet of Chestnuts
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Enough to make even the most committed and diehard Roman Catholic agree that the church was in a pretty poor state at the time of the Reformation.
Bible errata
Bible errata
1268–1271 papal election
Bible errata
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A typesetter's complaint finds justification in Psalm 119.
Cadaver Synod
Cadaver Synod
1268–1271 papal election
Cadaver Synod
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
In 897, Pope Stephen VI had the body of the former Pope that appointed him, Pope Formosus exhumed, dressed in papal vestments and then seated on a throne while he read charges against it and conducted a trial.
Caganer
Caganer
1268–1271 papal election
Caganer
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A traditional Catalan statue, similar to a garden gnome, that depicts a person defecating. Often included in Catalan nativity scenes or other Christmas decorations.
Christmas in Nazi Germany
Christmas in Nazi Germany
1268–1271 papal election
Christmas in Nazi Germany
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
The Nazi Party reinvented Christmas by removing a certain baby boy raised in the Jewish faith.
Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God
Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God
1268–1271 papal election
Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A fundamentalist Mormon group with a surprisingly large body count.
Chute na santa incident
Chute na santa incident
1268–1271 papal election
Chute na santa incident
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
An infamous kicking of a saint. Apparently done to one-up a rival TV network's previous blasphemous broadcasting.
Clare of Assisi
Clare of Assisi
1268–1271 papal election
Clare of Assisi
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Because she claimed to have seen and heard Mass on the walls when she was ill, she was made the patron saint of television in 1958, despite dying 674 years before television was invented.
Harold Davidson
Harold Davidson
1268–1271 papal election
Harold Davidson
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A 1930s Church of England clergyman, known as "The Prostitutes' Padre", who was defrocked and later died after being mauled by a toothless lion.
Donus II
Donus II
1268–1271 papal election
Donus II
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A Pope falsely believed to have existed during the 970s, and was recognized as a legitimate Pope for two centuries.
Ejaculatory prayer
Ejaculatory prayer
1268–1271 papal election
Ejaculatory prayer
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A short and impulsive prayer not—as the name may suggest—a prayer related to ejaculation.
Ruben Enaje
Ruben Enaje
1268–1271 papal election
Ruben Enaje
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A former construction worker from the Philippines who has been voluntarily crucified 36 times as of 2025.
Ezekiel 23
Ezekiel 23
1268–1271 papal election
Ezekiel 23
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
One of the odder visions from God: a piece of Rule 34 with Samaria and Jerusalem portrayed as women who sleep around.
The Family International
The Family International
1268–1271 papal election
The Family International
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A Christian-ish cult founded by a man too nutty even for Jim Jones and focused on sex. Followers' relationship with Jesus is erotic (with men having to imagine themselves as women so it isn't gay), and they previously used Flirty Fishing, where prostitution meets proselytizing. You won't be surprised to hear that there's a lot of child sexual abuse involved.
Feast of the Ass
Feast of the Ass
1268–1271 papal election
Feast of the Ass
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
No... this isn't about that ass. It's an old tradition where a girl and a child on a donkey go to church together, with the donkey sitting beside the altar during the sermon.
Freedomites
Freedomites
1268–1271 papal election
Freedomites
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A Canadian religious cult that bombed and set fire to public buildings. All while nude.
Gambling on papal conclaves
Gambling on papal conclaves
1268–1271 papal election
Gambling on papal conclaves
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
How much you wanna bet he's going to be Catholic?
General Butt Naked
General Butt Naked
1268–1271 papal election
General Butt Naked
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A former Liberian warlord who found Christ and now preaches to the communities he committed atrocities against would be pretty odd even if he weren't called... that.
Great Disappointment
Great Disappointment
1268–1271 papal election
Great Disappointment
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Hundreds of people were convinced the world would end on a very specific date. Turns out they were wrong. Ahem.
Hell house
Hell house
1268–1271 papal election
Hell house
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A type of Christian horror house to make children more pious.
Holy Prepuce
Holy Prepuce
1268–1271 papal election
Holy Prepuce
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
One of several relics purported to be associated with Jesus. Also known as The Holy Foreskin. (See also Circumcision of Jesus.)
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus H. Christ
1268–1271 papal election
Jesus H. Christ
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Does it stand for Henry?
Kolob
Kolob
1268–1271 papal election
Kolob
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
God's home planet, so say the Mormons.
LOLCat Bible Translation Project
LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1268–1271 papal election
LOLCat Bible Translation Project
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
In teh beginnin, Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez an da urfs n stuffz...
Luce
Luce
1268–1271 papal election
Luce
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Don't mess with this jubilee mascot! She has the power of God and anime on her side!
Mental health of Jesus
Mental health of Jesus
1268–1271 papal election
Mental health of Jesus
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
It's always "How can I see the Son of God?" and never "is he okay?".
Miracle of the Sun
Miracle of the Sun
1268–1271 papal election
Miracle of the Sun
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
70,000 people in Portugal gather to witness a miracle and are treated to an inexplicable solar event.
Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
1268–1271 papal election
Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Suicide cult or mass murder? You decide.
Murder of Wu Shuoyan
Murder of Wu Shuoyan
1268–1271 papal election
Murder of Wu Shuoyan
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Attacked by cultists in a McDonald's.
Non-canonical books referenced in the Bible
Non-canonical books referenced in the Bible
1268–1271 papal election
Non-canonical books referenced in the Bible
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
The Bible refers to lost books – even pagan ones – much more than you'd think.
Omphalos hypothesis
Omphalos hypothesis
1268–1271 papal election
Omphalos hypothesis
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
The answer to all the evidence against creationism – maybe the Earth was created to look like it was billions of years old!
Phallic saint
Phallic saint
1268–1271 papal election
Phallic saint
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Figures of holy people, but a hundred times more hung.
Pope Joan
Pope Joan
1268–1271 papal election
Pope Joan
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Medieval documents cite the existence of a female pope – proof of a Vatican cover up or a blasphemous slur?
Pope John numbering
Pope John numbering
1268–1271 papal election
Pope John numbering
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
There have been 21 legitimate Popes John, but there have been two known as John XXIII.
Pope Michael
Pope Michael
1268–1271 papal election
Pope Michael
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Elected Pope in 1990 (by six people, including his parents) as a conclavist opponent to the current Pope, while not even an ordained priest.
Pornocracy
Pornocracy
1268–1271 papal election
Pornocracy
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A near-60-year period, also known as Saeculum obscurum or the "Rule of the Harlots", where the Popes were controlled by the women of a corrupt noble family.
Prophecy of the Popes
Prophecy of the Popes
1268–1271 papal election
Prophecy of the Popes
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
According to this document, the Pope is the one who will bring about the fall of Rome. Most aren't convinced.
Rod of Iron Ministries
Rod of Iron Ministries
1268–1271 papal election
Rod of Iron Ministries
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
The cult of the AR-15, which holds ceremonies where firearms are blessed and whose leader wears a crown of bullets.
Rumspringa
Rumspringa
1268–1271 papal election
Rumspringa
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Amish Gone Wild.
Saint Guinefort
Saint Guinefort
1268–1271 papal election
Saint Guinefort
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A Saint who was also a dog. Not to be confused with this Saint, who was also a dog, Sort of, or the Saint whose name is a breed of dog
Secret Gospel of Mark
Secret Gospel of Mark
1268–1271 papal election
Secret Gospel of Mark
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
An incredibly elaborate forgery, or proof Jesus was gay?
Self-crucifixion of Mattio Lovat
Self-crucifixion of Mattio Lovat
1268–1271 papal election
Self-crucifixion of Mattio Lovat
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
An Italian attempts to crucify himself in public settings. Two times. And prevented by passerby in both attempts.
Seventh-day Adventist Church in Tonga
Seventh-day Adventist Church in Tonga
1268–1271 papal election
Seventh-day Adventist Church in Tonga
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
One of only a few territories (others notably including Samoa and Kiribati) where the famously Saturday-observing church observes the Sabbath on Sunday.
Skoptsy
Skoptsy
1268–1271 papal election
Skoptsy
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
"Holy" emasculation, started by a man who claimed to be a deceased emperor.
St. James-Bond Church
St. James-Bond Church
1268–1271 papal election
St. James-Bond Church
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and saviour!
Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera
Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera
1268–1271 papal election
Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Was Jesus' father buried in Germany?
Unfulfilled Christian religious predictions
Unfulfilled Christian religious predictions
1268–1271 papal election
Unfulfilled Christian religious predictions
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Doomsdays that didn't.
Wicked Bible
Wicked Bible
1268–1271 papal election
Wicked Bible
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
A 1631 reprint of the King James Bible, which rendered commandment number 7 as "Thou shalt commit adultery".
Zipporah at the inn
Zipporah at the inn
1268–1271 papal election
Zipporah at the inn
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
God apparently tries (and fails) to kill Moses.
1268–1271 papal election
If you think modern conclaves take a bit long, consider this one; it took three years, after magistrates had locked the cardinals in and torn the roof off the building to force them into a decision. It's the reason why the conclave works as it does in the first place.
Carlo Acutis
Gamers don't die, they get canonized.
Adam–God doctrine
A previous belief held by the Mormons that said Adam was a space alien who became God on his death.
Alexamenos graffito
Possibly the oldest depiction of the crucifixion of Jesus was made by a boy mocking his Christian peer by depicting the Messiah with a donkey for a head.
The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters
Started by Peter the Great, and consisted mostly of drinking and partying.
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly
An oldie but a goodie from the Bible.
Jim Bakker
Televangelist founds a Christian theme park so successful that it competes with Disneyland, gets arrested for fraud and loses his park, then promptly returns to televangelism upon release. Also admitted to never fully reading the Bible until his imprisonment, and to getting information on it from Lyndon LaRouche.
Banquet of Chestnuts
Enough to make even the most committed and diehard Roman Catholic agree that the church was in a pretty poor state at the time of the Reformation.
Bible errata
A typesetter's complaint finds justification in Psalm 119.
Cadaver Synod
In 897, Pope Stephen VI had the body of the former Pope that appointed him, Pope Formosus exhumed, dressed in papal vestments and then seated on a throne while he read charges against it and conducted a trial.
Caganer
A traditional Catalan statue, similar to a garden gnome, that depicts a person defecating. Often included in Catalan nativity scenes or other Christmas decorations.
Christmas in Nazi Germany
The Nazi Party reinvented Christmas by removing a certain baby boy raised in the Jewish faith.
Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God
A fundamentalist Mormon group with a surprisingly large body count.
Chute na santa incident
An infamous kicking of a saint. Apparently done to one-up a rival TV network's previous blasphemous broadcasting.
Clare of Assisi
Because she claimed to have seen and heard Mass on the walls when she was ill, she was made the patron saint of television in 1958, despite dying 674 years before television was invented.
Harold Davidson
A 1930s Church of England clergyman, known as "The Prostitutes' Padre", who was defrocked and later died after being mauled by a toothless lion.
Donus II
A Pope falsely believed to have existed during the 970s, and was recognized as a legitimate Pope for two centuries.
Ejaculatory prayer
A short and impulsive prayer not—as the name may suggest—a prayer related to ejaculation.
Ruben Enaje
A former construction worker from the Philippines who has been voluntarily crucified 36 times as of 2025.
Ezekiel 23
One of the odder visions from God: a piece of Rule 34 with Samaria and Jerusalem portrayed as women who sleep around.
The Family International
A Christian-ish cult founded by a man too nutty even for Jim Jones and focused on sex. Followers' relationship with Jesus is erotic (with men having to imagine themselves as women so it isn't gay), and they previously used Flirty Fishing, where prostitution meets proselytizing. You won't be surprised to hear that there's a lot of child sexual abuse involved.
Feast of the Ass
No... this isn't about that ass. It's an old tradition where a girl and a child on a donkey go to church together, with the donkey sitting beside the altar during the sermon.
Freedomites
A Canadian religious cult that bombed and set fire to public buildings. All while nude.
Gambling on papal conclaves
How much you wanna bet he's going to be Catholic?
General Butt Naked
A former Liberian warlord who found Christ and now preaches to the communities he committed atrocities against would be pretty odd even if he weren't called... that.
Great Disappointment
Hundreds of people were convinced the world would end on a very specific date. Turns out they were wrong. Ahem.
Hell house
A type of Christian horror house to make children more pious.
Holy Prepuce
One of several relics purported to be associated with Jesus. Also known as The Holy Foreskin. (See also Circumcision of Jesus.)
Jesus H. Christ
Does it stand for Henry?
Kolob
God's home planet, so say the Mormons.
LOLCat Bible Translation Project
In teh beginnin, Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez an da urfs n stuffz...
Luce
Don't mess with this jubilee mascot! She has the power of God and anime on her side!
Mental health of Jesus
It's always "How can I see the Son of God?" and never "is he okay?".
Miracle of the Sun
70,000 people in Portugal gather to witness a miracle and are treated to an inexplicable solar event.
Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
Suicide cult or mass murder? You decide.
Murder of Wu Shuoyan
Attacked by cultists in a McDonald's.
Non-canonical books referenced in the Bible
The Bible refers to lost books – even pagan ones – much more than you'd think.
Omphalos hypothesis
The answer to all the evidence against creationism – maybe the Earth was created to look like it was billions of years old!
Phallic saint
Figures of holy people, but a hundred times more hung.
Pope Joan
Medieval documents cite the existence of a female pope – proof of a Vatican cover up or a blasphemous slur?
Pope John numbering
There have been 21 legitimate Popes John, but there have been two known as John XXIII.
Pope Michael
Elected Pope in 1990 (by six people, including his parents) as a conclavist opponent to the current Pope, while not even an ordained priest.
Pornocracy
A near-60-year period, also known as Saeculum obscurum or the "Rule of the Harlots", where the Popes were controlled by the women of a corrupt noble family.
Prophecy of the Popes
According to this document, the Pope is the one who will bring about the fall of Rome. Most aren't convinced.
Rod of Iron Ministries
The cult of the AR-15, which holds ceremonies where firearms are blessed and whose leader wears a crown of bullets.
Rumspringa
Amish Gone Wild.
Saint Guinefort
A Saint who was also a dog. Not to be confused with this Saint, who was also a dog, Sort of, or the Saint whose name is a breed of dog
Secret Gospel of Mark
An incredibly elaborate forgery, or proof Jesus was gay?
Self-crucifixion of Mattio Lovat
An Italian attempts to crucify himself in public settings. Two times. And prevented by passerby in both attempts.
Seventh-day Adventist Church in Tonga
One of only a few territories (others notably including Samoa and Kiribati) where the famously Saturday-observing church observes the Sabbath on Sunday.
· Religion and spirituality › Parody religions
Dinkoism
Dinkoism
Church of the SubGenius
Dinkoism
Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives.
The belief that a Malayalam Mighty Mouse ripoff is the one true God and the creator of the Universe.
Dudeism
Dudeism
Church of the SubGenius
Dudeism
Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives.
A religion/philosophy/lifestyle (who knows?) inspired by the characteristics of "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski. Believe it or not, plenty of people do abide by it.
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Church of the SubGenius
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives.
The basis of a satirical religion created to make fun of intelligent design.
Iglesia Maradoniana
Iglesia Maradoniana
Church of the SubGenius
Iglesia Maradoniana
Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives.
A religion with the Argentine footballer Diego Maradona as its god.
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Church of the SubGenius
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives.
You can't prove it doesn't exist.
Jedi census phenomenon
Jedi census phenomenon
Church of the SubGenius
Jedi census phenomenon
Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives.
According to the 2001 census, "Jedi Knight" was the fourth-largest "religion" in England and Wales.
Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Church of the SubGenius
Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives.
A legally recognized religion created by comedian John Oliver for the sole purpose of exempting his show from taxes by way of the Religious Tax Exemption.
Church of the SubGenius
Created in Texas, it preaches that a 1950s salesman, who is also a yeti, is the Messiah and tries to protect people from the numerous conspiracies that haunt their lives.
Dinkoism
The belief that a Malayalam Mighty Mouse ripoff is the one true God and the creator of the Universe.
Dudeism
A religion/philosophy/lifestyle (who knows?) inspired by the characteristics of "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski. Believe it or not, plenty of people do abide by it.
Flying Spaghetti Monster
The basis of a satirical religion created to make fun of intelligent design.
Iglesia Maradoniana
A religion with the Argentine footballer Diego Maradona as its god.
Invisible Pink Unicorn
You can't prove it doesn't exist.
Jedi census phenomenon
According to the 2001 census, "Jedi Knight" was the fourth-largest "religion" in England and Wales.
Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
A legally recognized religion created by comedian John Oliver for the sole purpose of exempting his show from taxes by way of the Religious Tax Exemption.
· Military
Angels of Mons
Angels of Mons
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Angels of Mons
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Phantom bowmen from the Battle of Agincourt rose up from the dead to enact justice on the invading German Empire during the Battle of Mons... supposedly.
Michael Angelo Aquino
Michael Angelo Aquino
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Michael Angelo Aquino
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
U.S. Army officer, psychological warfare specialist and advocate for them to be used on American civilians... oh, and founder and high priest of an occult magic order.
Vasily Arkhipov
Vasily Arkhipov
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Vasily Arkhipov
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
One man who averted the United States and the Soviet Union causing the end of the world.
Bolivian Navy
Bolivian Navy
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Bolivian Navy
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A 5,000 man navy for a landlocked country who really miss having a coastline.
Boot Monument
Boot Monument
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Boot Monument
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
In celebration of Benedict Arnold's foot.
Caspian Sea Monster
Caspian Sea Monster
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Caspian Sea Monster
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Actually a product of the Cold War.
Jack Churchill
Jack Churchill
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Jack Churchill
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Longbows and broadswords weren't used in World War II. Or were they?
The Crucified Soldier
The Crucified Soldier
Adrian Carton de Wiart
The Crucified Soldier
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A Canadian soldier who was reportedly crucified with bayonets during the Second Battle of Ypres...ouch.
CONOP 8888
CONOP 8888
Adrian Carton de Wiart
CONOP 8888
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
The Pentagon's zombie apocalypse plan.
Boston Corbett
Boston Corbett
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Boston Corbett
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
English-born soldier who killed John Wilkes Booth. Devoutly religious to the point of eccentricity, he was later committed to a mental institution, and disappeared after escaping from it.
D-Day Daily Telegraph crossword security alarm
D-Day Daily Telegraph crossword security alarm
Adrian Carton de Wiart
D-Day Daily Telegraph crossword security alarm
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Crossword puzzles: A major danger to national security.
Demob suit
Demob suit
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Demob suit
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Imagine the feeling: you've come back from war and they've given you a nice civilian suit, but it's too small for you.
Devil Eyes
Devil Eyes
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Devil Eyes
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
This CIA psyop plan called for Hasbro to make G.I. Joe style figures of Osama bin Laden with a hidden demon face underneath.
Dreadnought hoax
Dreadnought hoax
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Dreadnought hoax
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A practical joke at the expense of the Royal Navy, inspiring the influential Bloomsbury Group.
Guy Gabaldon
Guy Gabaldon
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Guy Gabaldon
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Helped capture over a thousand Japanese soldiers during the WWII battle for Saipan when he was only 18.
Juan Pujol García
Juan Pujol García
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Juan Pujol García
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A spy who worked as a double agent for the Nazis and the United Kingdom during World War II.
General Butt Naked
General Butt Naked
Adrian Carton de Wiart
General Butt Naked
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Don't laugh.
Henry Gunther
Henry Gunther
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Henry Gunther
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
The last man to die in World War I, and quite possibly the dumbest.
Simo Häyhä
Simo Häyhä
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Simo Häyhä
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Showed some extraordinary Finnish sisu in the Winter War against the Soviets.
Ice cream barge
Ice cream barge
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Ice cream barge
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Warning! Delicious creamy goodness ahead!
Kamikaze
Kamikaze
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Kamikaze
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A series of typhoons which were said to have prevented two Mongol fleets from invading Japan, seven years apart.
Koshiro Tanaka
Koshiro Tanaka
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Koshiro Tanaka
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A salaryman who decided he wanted to do more with his life... and achieved this by joining the mujahideen to fight the Soviets.
Aimo Koivunen
Aimo Koivunen
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Aimo Koivunen
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Finnish soldier in the Continuation War, and first documented case of meth overdose during combat.
Lehi
Lehi
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Lehi
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A Zionist militant group founded in 1940 who oxymoronically tried to ally with the Nazis.
Line-crossing ceremony
Line-crossing ceremony
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Line-crossing ceremony
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
An initiation rite performed when a ship crosses the equator.
Alan Mcilwraith
Alan Mcilwraith
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Alan Mcilwraith
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A call center worker who pretended to be a British Army officer, and then pretended to be a magician.
Wilmer McLean
Wilmer McLean
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Wilmer McLean
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
It can be said that the American Civil War both started and ended in one man's front yard.
Miss Russian Army
Miss Russian Army
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Miss Russian Army
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A beauty contest minus the swimsuit competition but plus the automatic weapons drills.
Montauk Project
Montauk Project
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Montauk Project
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Real military science experiment or urban legend? Maybe the civilians who were in full view of the military base will be able to tell you.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A rebel, some might say terrorist, group in the Southern Philippines who may or may not be aware that their initials are also an acronym for mom I'd like to...
Mozart Group
Mozart Group
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Mozart Group
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
An ambitious American private military company created for the purpose of supporting Ukraine during the 2022 Russian invasion. Fell apart after less than a year due largely to underfunding, infighting and rowdy soldier behavior.
Navies of landlocked countries
Navies of landlocked countries
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Navies of landlocked countries
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Mongolia once had one of the world's largest navies. Today they have one vessel with a crew of seven sailors, one of them able to swim.
Nebraska Admiral
Nebraska Admiral
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Nebraska Admiral
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
The landlocked U.S. state of Nebraska and its "Great Navy".
Night Witches
Night Witches
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Night Witches
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
An all-women Soviet bomber regiment who, despite flying in wooden training planes (or perhaps because of it), were highly successful and featured 23 different Heroes of the Soviet Union.
NORAD Tracks Santa
NORAD Tracks Santa
Adrian Carton de Wiart
NORAD Tracks Santa
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A tradition with the American and Canadian military to track Santa Claus for children.
Hiroo Onoda
Hiroo Onoda
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Hiroo Onoda
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A Japanese soldier who hid out in the Philippines during World War II, refusing to surrender until 1974.
Stanislav Petrov
Stanislav Petrov
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Stanislav Petrov
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Another man who potentially averted nuclear war.
Pentagon UFO videos
Pentagon UFO videos
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Pentagon UFO videos
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Yes, they're official.
Philadelphia Experiment
Philadelphia Experiment
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Philadelphia Experiment
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
An alleged experiment in 1943 involving electromagnetic technology to render vessels invisible.
Portuguese Fireplace
Portuguese Fireplace
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Portuguese Fireplace
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A fireplace in the middle of the New Forest.
Project A119
Project A119
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Project A119
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
If you can't land on the Moon, nuke it.
Ratlines
Ratlines
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Ratlines
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
The underground secret lines for fleeing Nazis after World War II.
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
An eternalized catchphrase of the Russo-Ukrainian war.
Shi Yousan
Shi Yousan
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Shi Yousan
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Early 20th-century Chinese general who seemingly made it his life mission to betray everyone he met.
Siachen Glacier
Siachen Glacier
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Siachen Glacier
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
The world's highest battlefield, with very predictable terrain.
Otto Skorzeny
Otto Skorzeny
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Otto Skorzeny
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
His career reads like several thriller novels in a row; he worked for the Nazis, Franco, Nasser, Perón, and apparently Mossad as a hit man (without ever denouncing Nazism).
Henry Tandey
Henry Tandey
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Henry Tandey
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Allegedly met a young Adolf Hitler during World War I and spared his life.
The terrorists have won
The terrorists have won
Adrian Carton de Wiart
The terrorists have won
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Or have they?
András Toma
András Toma
Adrian Carton de Wiart
András Toma
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A Hungarian soldier taken as a prisoner of war by the USSR in 1945 and declared dead... until he turned up in a Russian mental hospital in 2000, having not spoken to anyone for 55 years.
Lauri Törni
Lauri Törni
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Lauri Törni
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Fought in the Finnish Army, Waffen-SS, and United States Army, in that order. Only member of the Waffen-SS interred in Arlington National Cemetery.
USS Gyatt
USS Gyatt
Adrian Carton de Wiart
USS Gyatt
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Does that thing have guided missiles? It does...
USS William D. Porter
USS William D. Porter
Adrian Carton de Wiart
USS William D. Porter
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
The US Navy's unluckiest ship ever?
Wartime cross-dressers
Wartime cross-dressers
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Wartime cross-dressers
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Because war demands proper fashion.
William Stuart-Houston
William Stuart-Houston
Adrian Carton de Wiart
William Stuart-Houston
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
His original surname was Hitler, and fought in World War II... on the side of the United States. The last surviving member of the Hitler family.
Tsutomu Yamaguchi
Tsutomu Yamaguchi
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Tsutomu Yamaguchi
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombings in 1945. See also Jacob Beser.
Yang Kyoungjong
Yang Kyoungjong
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Yang Kyoungjong
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A mysterious Korean soldier said to have served Japan, the Soviet Union, and Nazi Germany.
Z (military symbol)
Z (military symbol)
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Z (military symbol)
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
A modern symbol of Russian military might is a letter they don't even use.
Zeppelin LZ 66
Zeppelin LZ 66
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Zeppelin LZ 66
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Real-life sky pirates.
Zhang Zongchang
Zhang Zongchang
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Zhang Zongchang
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Eccentric Chinese warlord who, among other things, assigned numbers to his many concubines, as he could not remember all of their names.
Adrian Carton de Wiart
Fought in two World Wars, shot repeatedly, survived two plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, married a countess, and amputated his own fingers when his doctor refused. Also looked like a pirate.
Angels of Mons
Phantom bowmen from the Battle of Agincourt rose up from the dead to enact justice on the invading German Empire during the Battle of Mons... supposedly.
Michael Angelo Aquino
Army officer, psychological warfare specialist and advocate for them to be used on American civilians... oh, and founder and high priest of an occult magic order.
Vasily Arkhipov
One man who averted the United States and the Soviet Union causing the end of the world.
Bolivian Navy
A 5,000 man navy for a landlocked country who really miss having a coastline.
Boot Monument
In celebration of Benedict Arnold's foot.
Caspian Sea Monster
Actually a product of the Cold War.
Jack Churchill
Longbows and broadswords weren't used in World War II. Or were they?
The Crucified Soldier
A Canadian soldier who was reportedly crucified with bayonets during the Second Battle of Ypres...ouch.
CONOP 8888
The Pentagon's zombie apocalypse plan.
Boston Corbett
English-born soldier who killed John Wilkes Booth. Devoutly religious to the point of eccentricity, he was later committed to a mental institution, and disappeared after escaping from it.
D-Day Daily Telegraph crossword security alarm
Crossword puzzles: A major danger to national security.
Demob suit
Imagine the feeling: you've come back from war and they've given you a nice civilian suit, but it's too small for you.
Devil Eyes
This CIA psyop plan called for Hasbro to make G.I. Joe style figures of Osama bin Laden with a hidden demon face underneath.
Dreadnought hoax
A practical joke at the expense of the Royal Navy, inspiring the influential Bloomsbury Group.
Guy Gabaldon
Helped capture over a thousand Japanese soldiers during the WWII battle for Saipan when he was only 18.
Juan Pujol García
A spy who worked as a double agent for the Nazis and the United Kingdom during World War II.
General Butt Naked
Don't laugh.
Henry Gunther
The last man to die in World War I, and quite possibly the dumbest.
Simo Häyhä
Showed some extraordinary Finnish sisu in the Winter War against the Soviets.
Ice cream barge
Warning! Delicious creamy goodness ahead!
Kamikaze
A series of typhoons which were said to have prevented two Mongol fleets from invading Japan, seven years apart.
Koshiro Tanaka
A salaryman who decided he wanted to do more with his life... and achieved this by joining the mujahideen to fight the Soviets.
Aimo Koivunen
Finnish soldier in the Continuation War, and first documented case of meth overdose during combat.
Lehi
A Zionist militant group founded in 1940 who oxymoronically tried to ally with the Nazis.
Line-crossing ceremony
An initiation rite performed when a ship crosses the equator.
Alan Mcilwraith
A call center worker who pretended to be a British Army officer, and then pretended to be a magician.
Wilmer McLean
It can be said that the American Civil War both started and ended in one man's front yard.
Miss Russian Army
A beauty contest minus the swimsuit competition but plus the automatic weapons drills.
Montauk Project
Real military science experiment or urban legend? Maybe the civilians who were in full view of the military base will be able to tell you.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
A rebel, some might say terrorist, group in the Southern Philippines who may or may not be aware that their initials are also an acronym for mom I'd like to...
Mozart Group
An ambitious American private military company created for the purpose of supporting Ukraine during the 2022 Russian invasion. Fell apart after less than a year due largely to underfunding, infighting and rowdy soldier behavior.
Navies of landlocked countries
Mongolia once had one of the world's largest navies. Today they have one vessel with a crew of seven sailors, one of them able to swim.
Nebraska Admiral
The landlocked U.S. state of Nebraska and its "Great Navy".
Night Witches
An all-women Soviet bomber regiment who, despite flying in wooden training planes (or perhaps because of it), were highly successful and featured 23 different Heroes of the Soviet Union.
NORAD Tracks Santa
A tradition with the American and Canadian military to track Santa Claus for children.
Hiroo Onoda
A Japanese soldier who hid out in the Philippines during World War II, refusing to surrender until 1974.
Stanislav Petrov
Another man who potentially averted nuclear war.
Pentagon UFO videos
Yes, they're official.
Philadelphia Experiment
An alleged experiment in 1943 involving electromagnetic technology to render vessels invisible.
Portuguese Fireplace
A fireplace in the middle of the New Forest.
Project A119
If you can't land on the Moon, nuke it.
Ratlines
The underground secret lines for fleeing Nazis after World War II.
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
An eternalized catchphrase of the Russo-Ukrainian war.
Shi Yousan
Early 20th-century Chinese general who seemingly made it his life mission to betray everyone he met.
Siachen Glacier
The world's highest battlefield, with very predictable terrain.
Otto Skorzeny
His career reads like several thriller novels in a row; he worked for the Nazis, Franco, Nasser, Perón, and apparently Mossad as a hit man (without ever denouncing Nazism).
Henry Tandey
Allegedly met a young Adolf Hitler during World War I and spared his life.
The terrorists have won
Or have they?
András Toma
A Hungarian soldier taken as a prisoner of war by the USSR in 1945 and declared dead... until he turned up in a Russian mental hospital in 2000, having not spoken to anyone for 55 years.
· Military › Animals in the military
Dickin Medal
Dickin Medal
Corporal Jackie
Dickin Medal
A baboon owned by a draftee who didn't want to leave him behind, he ended the First World War as a South African corporal, having picked up several injuries and a habit of saluting superior officers.
Only awarded to animals.
Moose cavalry
Moose cavalry
Corporal Jackie
Moose cavalry
A baboon owned by a draftee who didn't want to leave him behind, he ended the First World War as a South African corporal, having picked up several injuries and a habit of saluting superior officers.
The supposed moose cavalries of Sweden and Russia.
Sergeant Siwash
Sergeant Siwash
Corporal Jackie
Sergeant Siwash
A baboon owned by a draftee who didn't want to leave him behind, he ended the First World War as a South African corporal, having picked up several injuries and a habit of saluting superior officers.
A duck that loved beer and helped in World War II by attacking a Japanese rooster, and had a Purple Heart even considered for her injuries. She later died from liver disease (unrelated to loving beer, apparently).
Sergeant Stubby
Sergeant Stubby
Corporal Jackie
Sergeant Stubby
A baboon owned by a draftee who didn't want to leave him behind, he ended the First World War as a South African corporal, having picked up several injuries and a habit of saluting superior officers.
The only dog to be promoted to sergeant through combat.
United States Camel Corps
United States Camel Corps
Corporal Jackie
United States Camel Corps
A baboon owned by a draftee who didn't want to leave him behind, he ended the First World War as a South African corporal, having picked up several injuries and a habit of saluting superior officers.
Full-blooded Arabian mount, imported!
Wojtek
Wojtek
Corporal Jackie
Wojtek
A baboon owned by a draftee who didn't want to leave him behind, he ended the First World War as a South African corporal, having picked up several injuries and a habit of saluting superior officers.
Arguably the most extraordinary soldier of all time.
Corporal Jackie
A baboon owned by a draftee who didn't want to leave him behind, he ended the First World War as a South African corporal, having picked up several injuries and a habit of saluting superior officers.
Dickin Medal
Only awarded to animals.
Moose cavalry
The supposed moose cavalries of Sweden and Russia.
Sergeant Siwash
A duck that loved beer and helped in World War II by attacking a Japanese rooster, and had a Purple Heart even considered for her injuries. She later died from liver disease (unrelated to loving beer, apparently).
Sergeant Stubby
The only dog to be promoted to sergeant through combat.
United States Camel Corps
Full-blooded Arabian mount, imported!
Wojtek
Arguably the most extraordinary soldier of all time.
· Military › Wars, operations and battles
Anglo-Zanzibar War
Anglo-Zanzibar War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Anglo-Zanzibar War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
The world's shortest war. It literally lasted 38 minutes.
Attack of the Dead Men
Attack of the Dead Men
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Attack of the Dead Men
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Russian combatants looking like zombies win the battle by scaring away the Germans.
Attack on Marstrand
Attack on Marstrand
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Attack on Marstrand
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A Danish-Norwegian siege in Sweden that succeeded partly because the Danish commander used all sorts of trickery to force a Swedish surrender. One popular story tells that he ordered his soldiers to walk slowly and in larger groups so it looked like there were more of them.
Bahia incident
Bahia incident
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Bahia incident
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Did you know that the American Civil War also took place in Brazil?
Battle of Castle Itter
Battle of Castle Itter
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Battle of Castle Itter
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
American and German soldiers team up against the Nazis in a battle for a medieval castle. Not the first German vs. German conflict in the last days of the Second World War, though; see also Operation Cowboy.
Battle of Domažlice
Battle of Domažlice
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Battle of Domažlice
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A Hussite army routs the twice as numerous crusading Holy Roman army with the power of singing.
Battle of Fishguard
Battle of Fishguard
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Battle of Fishguard
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
That time when France tried to invade Wales, got drunk and surrendered because they took the British forces too seriously.
Battle of Karánsebes
Battle of Karánsebes
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Battle of Karánsebes
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
How the Austrians fought against themselves over liquor and resulted in 1,200 own casualties.
Battle of Lake Baikal
Battle of Lake Baikal
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Battle of Lake Baikal
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Czechoslovak Legionnares stole a steamship and won a naval battle against the Red Army.
Battle of Tanga
Battle of Tanga
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Battle of Tanga
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A World War I battle where 8,000 British troops were defeated by a German-led force of 1,100 Askaris – aided by swarms of angry bees.
Battle of the Crater
Battle of the Crater
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Battle of the Crater
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
If you're going to blow up the enemy, don't run into the crater right after and let them shoot you like fish in a barrel.
Battle of the Herrings
Battle of the Herrings
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Battle of the Herrings
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
An incident during the siege of Orléans, where French and Scottish forces attempted to stop a supply convoy full of barrels of herring.
Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprising
Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprising
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprising
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
When you're subject to execution for being late, what else can you do but revolt?
Dai Hong Dan incident
Dai Hong Dan incident
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Dai Hong Dan incident
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
North Korea and the United States team up to defeat Somali pirates.
Eclipse of Thales
Eclipse of Thales
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Eclipse of Thales
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Lydia and Media had been fighting for six years, until an eclipse happening during one of their battles abruptly convinced them to stop.
Empresa de China
Empresa de China
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Empresa de China
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Spain's plan for an Iberian-Filipino-Japanese motley crew to take over China. Cancelled after England sunk the Armada.
Emu War
Emu War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Emu War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Final score for this one: Emus 1, Australians 0.
Exercise Tiger
Exercise Tiger
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Exercise Tiger
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Fire live ammunition over your troops' heads and do so in close proximity to enemy boats? What could possibly go wrong?
Flagstaff War
Flagstaff War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Flagstaff War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A war that started between British military forces and the indigenous Polynesian people in New Zealand after a flagstaff was cut down four times.
Football War
Football War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Football War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A six-day war fought between El Salvador and Honduras in 1969 that was triggered by a game of football (soccer).
Gombe Chimpanzee War
Gombe Chimpanzee War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Gombe Chimpanzee War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A four-year war, fought between two groups of chimpanzees in Tanzania.
Huéscar
Huéscar
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Huéscar
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
When one town joined a war on the opposite side from the rest of its country, then forgot about it for 170 years.
If Day
If Day
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
If Day
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A simulated Nazi invasion of the Canadian city of Winnipeg, complete with book-burning, arrests of politicians, and newspaper censorship.
Incident at Petrich
Incident at Petrich
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Incident at Petrich
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Greek soldier chases his pooch across the Bulgaria border. Warfare nearly ensues.
Invasion of Iceland
Invasion of Iceland
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Invasion of Iceland
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
How do you stop an enemy nation from invading a neutral country? By invading it yourself, as the British did.
Iowa Cow War
Iowa Cow War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Iowa Cow War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A battle between cow ranchers and the state of Iowa over tuberculosis testing.
Kettle War
Kettle War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Kettle War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Only one shot was fired, which hit a soup kettle.
Lobster War
Lobster War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Lobster War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A particularly heated dispute over whether lobsters swim or walk.
Ochomogo War
Ochomogo War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Ochomogo War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
In 1823, Costa Rica had a civil war to join a country that had already disappeared.
Operation Cottage
Operation Cottage
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Cottage
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
The Japanese never showed up.
Operation Gideon
Operation Gideon
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Gideon
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
"How many boats do we need to topple the regime in Venezuela? Just two, right? Two is good."
Operation Mincemeat
Operation Mincemeat
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Mincemeat
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
The true story behind the best-reviewed West End musical of all time.
Operation Pastorius
Operation Pastorius
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Pastorius
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Hitler's disastrous attempt to sabotage America from the inside, including one guy who left his confidential documents on a train, two others who accidentally revealed they were secret agents, and two who just turned themselves in.
Operation Paul Bunyan
Operation Paul Bunyan
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Paul Bunyan
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
An American and South Korean military operation conducted over a tree.
Operation Pig Bristle
Operation Pig Bristle
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Pig Bristle
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A daring air force operation to transport 25 tonnes of pig bristles from Chongqing in China to Hong Kong during the Chinese Civil War. The bristles were shipped to Australia to be made into paint brushes.
Operation Red Dog
Operation Red Dog
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Red Dog
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A group of American and Canadian white supremacists plot to independently filibuster a small Caribbean nation. A plan straight from the mid-1800s: foiled in 1981.
Operation Tamarisk
Operation Tamarisk
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Tamarisk
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Claimed to be the most successful intelligence operation in the Cold War; emptying supplies of Soviet toilet paper, forcing them to use documents, and retrieving these documents after use.
Operation Wikinger
Operation Wikinger
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Operation Wikinger
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Poor communication leads to the German air force scoring a great victory ... against the German navy.
Pastry War
Pastry War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Pastry War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Looting a pastry shop? This means war!
Pig War
Pig War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Pig War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A war between the United States and the British Empire that almost erupted over one dead pig.
Taiping Rebellion
Taiping Rebellion
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Taiping Rebellion
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
One of the most lethal wars in history centers around a Chinese man claiming to be the brother of Jesus Christ.
Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years' War
Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years' War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years' War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A "war" that lasted 335 years without a single shot being fired, between the Netherlands and the tiny Isles of Scilly.
Toledo War
Toledo War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Toledo War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A war between the State of Ohio and the Michigan Territory that resulted in one injury and over a century of bitterness.
Toyota War
Toyota War
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Toyota War
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A war in the last phase of the Chadian–Libyan conflict, named after the Toyota trucks that were used in the battle.
Turkish Abductions
Turkish Abductions
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Turkish Abductions
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A 1627 slave raid by Turkish pirates off the coast of Iceland.
Vue Pa Chay's revolt
Vue Pa Chay's revolt
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
Vue Pa Chay's revolt
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A colonial tax revolt also known as the "Madman's War" due to being led by a guy who would climb trees to take orders from heaven.
War of the Bucket
War of the Bucket
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
War of the Bucket
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Supposedly started when Modenese soldiers stole a bucket from a city well in Bologna. (They actually stole it later during the war as a trophy)
War of Jenkins' Ear
War of Jenkins' Ear
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
War of Jenkins' Ear
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
A nine-year war, started when Captain Robert Jenkins complained that the Spanish Coastguard had cut off his ear.
War of the Donkey
War of the Donkey
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
War of the Donkey
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Two Venetian noble families go to war over a single donkey. Just one. It probably died during the conflict anyway.
War of the League of Cambrai
War of the League of Cambrai
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
War of the League of Cambrai
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Started when France and the Pope attacked Venice; ended when France and Venice defeated literally everyone else in Western Europe.
War Plan Red
War Plan Red
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
War Plan Red
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
US war plans from the 1930s to invade Canada in the unlikely event of war with the United Kingdom. Also see the counterpart war plan Defence Scheme No. 1 (the Canadian war plan to invade the United States).
1998 Sokcho submarine incident
North Korean submarine becomes entangled in a large South Korean fishing net. All of the crew aboard perished before it could be towed to port.
Anglo-Zanzibar War
The world's shortest war. It literally lasted 38 minutes.
Attack of the Dead Men
Russian combatants looking like zombies win the battle by scaring away the Germans.
Attack on Marstrand
A Danish-Norwegian siege in Sweden that succeeded partly because the Danish commander used all sorts of trickery to force a Swedish surrender. One popular story tells that he ordered his soldiers to walk slowly and in larger groups so it looked like there were more of them.
Bahia incident
Did you know that the American Civil War also took place in Brazil?
Battle of Castle Itter
American and German soldiers team up against the Nazis in a battle for a medieval castle. Not the first German vs. German conflict in the last days of the Second World War, though; see also Operation Cowboy.
Battle of Domažlice
A Hussite army routs the twice as numerous crusading Holy Roman army with the power of singing.
Battle of Fishguard
That time when France tried to invade Wales, got drunk and surrendered because they took the British forces too seriously.
Battle of Karánsebes
How the Austrians fought against themselves over liquor and resulted in 1,200 own casualties.
Battle of Lake Baikal
Czechoslovak Legionnares stole a steamship and won a naval battle against the Red Army.
Battle of Tanga
A World War I battle where 8,000 British troops were defeated by a German-led force of 1,100 Askaris – aided by swarms of angry bees.
Battle of the Crater
If you're going to blow up the enemy, don't run into the crater right after and let them shoot you like fish in a barrel.
Battle of the Herrings
An incident during the siege of Orléans, where French and Scottish forces attempted to stop a supply convoy full of barrels of herring.
Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprising
When you're subject to execution for being late, what else can you do but revolt?
Dai Hong Dan incident
North Korea and the United States team up to defeat Somali pirates.
Eclipse of Thales
Lydia and Media had been fighting for six years, until an eclipse happening during one of their battles abruptly convinced them to stop.
Empresa de China
Spain's plan for an Iberian-Filipino-Japanese motley crew to take over China. Cancelled after England sunk the Armada.
Emu War
Final score for this one: Emus 1, Australians 0.
Exercise Tiger
Fire live ammunition over your troops' heads and do so in close proximity to enemy boats? What could possibly go wrong?
Flagstaff War
A war that started between British military forces and the indigenous Polynesian people in New Zealand after a flagstaff was cut down four times.
Football War
A six-day war fought between El Salvador and Honduras in 1969 that was triggered by a game of football (soccer).
Gombe Chimpanzee War
A four-year war, fought between two groups of chimpanzees in Tanzania.
Huéscar
When one town joined a war on the opposite side from the rest of its country, then forgot about it for 170 years.
If Day
A simulated Nazi invasion of the Canadian city of Winnipeg, complete with book-burning, arrests of politicians, and newspaper censorship.
Incident at Petrich
Greek soldier chases his pooch across the Bulgaria border. Warfare nearly ensues.
Invasion of Iceland
How do you stop an enemy nation from invading a neutral country? By invading it yourself, as the British did.
Iowa Cow War
A battle between cow ranchers and the state of Iowa over tuberculosis testing.
Kettle War
Only one shot was fired, which hit a soup kettle.
Lobster War
A particularly heated dispute over whether lobsters swim or walk.
Ochomogo War
In 1823, Costa Rica had a civil war to join a country that had already disappeared.
Operation Cottage
The Japanese never showed up.
Operation Gideon
"How many boats do we need to topple the regime in Venezuela? Just two, right? Two is good."
Operation Mincemeat
The true story behind the best-reviewed West End musical of all time.
Operation Pastorius
Hitler's disastrous attempt to sabotage America from the inside, including one guy who left his confidential documents on a train, two others who accidentally revealed they were secret agents, and two who just turned themselves in.
Operation Paul Bunyan
An American and South Korean military operation conducted over a tree.
Operation Pig Bristle
A daring air force operation to transport 25 tonnes of pig bristles from Chongqing in China to Hong Kong during the Chinese Civil War. The bristles were shipped to Australia to be made into paint brushes.
Operation Red Dog
A group of American and Canadian white supremacists plot to independently filibuster a small Caribbean nation. A plan straight from the mid-1800s: foiled in 1981.
Operation Tamarisk
Claimed to be the most successful intelligence operation in the Cold War; emptying supplies of Soviet toilet paper, forcing them to use documents, and retrieving these documents after use.
Operation Wikinger
Poor communication leads to the German air force scoring a great victory ... against the German navy.
Pastry War
Looting a pastry shop? This means war!
Pig War
A war between the United States and the British Empire that almost erupted over one dead pig.
Taiping Rebellion
One of the most lethal wars in history centers around a Chinese man claiming to be the brother of Jesus Christ.
Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years' War
A "war" that lasted 335 years without a single shot being fired, between the Netherlands and the tiny Isles of Scilly.
Toledo War
A war between the State of Ohio and the Michigan Territory that resulted in one injury and over a century of bitterness.
Toyota War
A war in the last phase of the Chadian–Libyan conflict, named after the Toyota trucks that were used in the battle.
Turkish Abductions
A 1627 slave raid by Turkish pirates off the coast of Iceland.
Vue Pa Chay's revolt
A colonial tax revolt also known as the "Madman's War" due to being led by a guy who would climb trees to take orders from heaven.
War of the Bucket
Supposedly started when Modenese soldiers stole a bucket from a city well in Bologna. (They actually stole it later during the war as a trophy)
War of Jenkins' Ear
A nine-year war, started when Captain Robert Jenkins complained that the Spanish Coastguard had cut off his ear.
War of the Donkey
Two Venetian noble families go to war over a single donkey. Just one. It probably died during the conflict anyway.
· Military › Weapons and military equipment
Antonov A-40
Antonov A-40
Anti-tank dog
Antonov A-40
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
The "flying tank", an experimental Soviet tank with wings and tailboom, meant to glide into the battlefield, ready for combat. Trials were unsuccessful.
Bat bomb
Bat bomb
Anti-tank dog
Bat bomb
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A World War II plan to bomb Japan with bats carrying tiny incendiary bombs.
Baynes Bat
Baynes Bat
Anti-tank dog
Baynes Bat
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
An experimental British glider, designed to convert tanks into gliders which could fly into battle.
Bicycle infantry
Bicycle infantry
Anti-tank dog
Bicycle infantry
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Soldiers have occasionally been trained to use the bicycle for military purposes.
Blue Peacock
Blue Peacock
Anti-tank dog
Blue Peacock
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
In case the Soviets decided they wanted the whole of Germany, the British planned to plant a bunch of nuclear landmines heated by chickens.
Bob Semple tank
Bob Semple tank
Anti-tank dog
Bob Semple tank
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
New Zealand's attempt at armed warfare during World War II consisted of iron plates and a few guns strapped on to a tractor.
Cornfield Bomber
Cornfield Bomber
Anti-tank dog
Cornfield Bomber
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
An F-106 jet fighter made a perfect gear-up landing in a farmer's field – after the pilot had ejected at 15,000 feet (4,600 m).
Dazzle camouflage
Dazzle camouflage
Anti-tank dog
Dazzle camouflage
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A colorful way to hide in plain sight.
Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett
Anti-tank dog
Davy Crockett
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A portable nuclear weapon.
Die Glocke
Die Glocke
Anti-tank dog
Die Glocke
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
An alleged bell-like device whose greatest power was fueling hundreds of "Nazis with occult tech win WW2" stories.
Double-barreled cannon
Double-barreled cannon
Anti-tank dog
Double-barreled cannon
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A failed civil war era attempt to create a weapon of mass destruction. Now a monument in Athens, Georgia.
Explosive rat
Explosive rat
Anti-tank dog
Explosive rat
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A World War II weapon designed to cause boiler explosions. Never used, yet still a success.
Gay bomb
Gay bomb
Anti-tank dog
Gay bomb
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A speculative non-lethal chemical weapon that could be dropped on enemy troops to cause "homosexual behaviour". Not to be confused with the fag bomb.
German submarine U-1206
German submarine U-1206
Anti-tank dog
German submarine U-1206
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A Nazi submarine that was attacked by British forces after it was forced to surface due to a malfunctioning toilet.
Golden rivet
Golden rivet
Anti-tank dog
Golden rivet
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
The hidden secret in every Navy ship (allegedly).
Grand Panjandrum
Grand Panjandrum
Anti-tank dog
Grand Panjandrum
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Britain's World War II Catherine wheel of death.
Harmonica gun
Harmonica gun
Anti-tank dog
Harmonica gun
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
What's the best way to play the harmonica? Turn it into a weapon, of course!
History of military ballooning
History of military ballooning
Anti-tank dog
History of military ballooning
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Aerial warfare had to start somewhere.
HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen
HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen
Anti-tank dog
HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A Navy ship that attempted to avoid detection by Japanese aircraft and escape back to Australia by having it disguised as a tropical island.
Human torpedo
Human torpedo
Anti-tank dog
Human torpedo
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Secret naval weapons of World War II.
Infernal machine
Infernal machine
Anti-tank dog
Infernal machine
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A homemade, 25-barrel volley gun made to kill the French king.
Millwall brick
Millwall brick
Anti-tank dog
Millwall brick
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
An improvised weapon constructed from a newspaper.
Most-wanted Iraqi playing cards
Most-wanted Iraqi playing cards
Anti-tank dog
Most-wanted Iraqi playing cards
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A set of playing cards created by U.S. Army soldiers featuring the most-wanted Iraqis, with Saddam Hussein as the ace of spades.
NI tank
NI tank
Anti-tank dog
NI tank
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
69 improvised tanks made due to Soviet shortages during the Siege of Odessa; almost all were captured after the city fell to Romania.
Pigeon vest
Pigeon vest
Anti-tank dog
Pigeon vest
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Little vests for pigeons manufactured by a women's underwear company.
Project Habakkuk
Project Habakkuk
Anti-tank dog
Project Habakkuk
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A British plan to construct an aircraft carrier out of ice (pykrete).
Project Pigeon
Project Pigeon
Anti-tank dog
Project Pigeon
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Bombs guided by pigeon pecks.
Project Plowshare
Project Plowshare
Anti-tank dog
Project Plowshare
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
The search for peaceful uses of nuclear bombs. Most audacious and impractical idea: nuking a 160-mile canal out of Israel.
Puckle gun
Puckle gun
Anti-tank dog
Puckle gun
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A gun with square bullets, to "convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization". Appear in Assassin's Creed Rogue.
Schwerer Gustav
Schwerer Gustav
Anti-tank dog
Schwerer Gustav
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
The largest piece of artillery ever used in combat.
Skunk (weapon)
Skunk (weapon)
Anti-tank dog
Skunk (weapon)
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A nonlethal weapon with an extremely strong odor that may linger on clothes for years.
SM UB-85
SM UB-85
Anti-tank dog
SM UB-85
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A German U-boat which was forced to surface, and subsequently captured, due to a giant sea monster attack.
Sticky bomb
Sticky bomb
Anti-tank dog
Sticky bomb
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
The most unpopular weapon the British soldier has ever been asked to use.
Tachanka
Tachanka
Anti-tank dog
Tachanka
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Twentieth century chariot used in combat.
TP-82
TP-82
Anti-tank dog
TP-82
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A triple-barrelled gun, just in case you land in the Siberian wilderness.
Tsar Tank
Tsar Tank
Anti-tank dog
Tsar Tank
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
An Imperial Russian tank designed as a tricycle with nine-metre wheels.
United States Navy Marine Mammal Program
United States Navy Marine Mammal Program
Anti-tank dog
United States Navy Marine Mammal Program
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A U.S. Navy program which studies the military use of bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions.
Vespa 150 TAP
Vespa 150 TAP
Anti-tank dog
Vespa 150 TAP
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Caution! Heavily armed scooter ahead!
Whistling Dick
Whistling Dick
Anti-tank dog
Whistling Dick
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A cannon of "rather modest proportions".
Who Me
Who Me
Anti-tank dog
Who Me
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
A top secret stench weapon designed to be unobtrusively sprayed on German officers by French Resistance members with a quite (in)appropriate name.
Wind Cannon
Wind Cannon
Anti-tank dog
Wind Cannon
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
An anti-aircraft gun that fired air to crash planes. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work.
Zhanmadao
Zhanmadao
Anti-tank dog
Zhanmadao
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
An anti-horse sword.
Anti-tank dog
Man's best friend turns into man's worst weapon. Other animals have also been used to deliver explosives.
Antonov A-40
The "flying tank", an experimental Soviet tank with wings and tailboom, meant to glide into the battlefield, ready for combat. Trials were unsuccessful.
Bat bomb
A World War II plan to bomb Japan with bats carrying tiny incendiary bombs.
Baynes Bat
An experimental British glider, designed to convert tanks into gliders which could fly into battle.
Bicycle infantry
Soldiers have occasionally been trained to use the bicycle for military purposes.
Blue Peacock
In case the Soviets decided they wanted the whole of Germany, the British planned to plant a bunch of nuclear landmines heated by chickens.
Bob Semple tank
New Zealand's attempt at armed warfare during World War II consisted of iron plates and a few guns strapped on to a tractor.
Cornfield Bomber
An F-106 jet fighter made a perfect gear-up landing in a farmer's field – after the pilot had ejected at 15,000 feet (4,600 m).
Dazzle camouflage
A colorful way to hide in plain sight.
Davy Crockett
A portable nuclear weapon.
Die Glocke
An alleged bell-like device whose greatest power was fueling hundreds of "Nazis with occult tech win WW2" stories.
Double-barreled cannon
A failed civil war era attempt to create a weapon of mass destruction. Now a monument in Athens, Georgia.
Explosive rat
A World War II weapon designed to cause boiler explosions. Never used, yet still a success.
Gay bomb
A speculative non-lethal chemical weapon that could be dropped on enemy troops to cause "homosexual behaviour". Not to be confused with the fag bomb.
German submarine U-1206
A Nazi submarine that was attacked by British forces after it was forced to surface due to a malfunctioning toilet.
Golden rivet
The hidden secret in every Navy ship (allegedly).
Grand Panjandrum
Britain's World War II Catherine wheel of death.
Harmonica gun
What's the best way to play the harmonica? Turn it into a weapon, of course!
History of military ballooning
Aerial warfare had to start somewhere.
HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen
A Navy ship that attempted to avoid detection by Japanese aircraft and escape back to Australia by having it disguised as a tropical island.
Human torpedo
Secret naval weapons of World War II.
Infernal machine
A homemade, 25-barrel volley gun made to kill the French king.
Millwall brick
An improvised weapon constructed from a newspaper.
Most-wanted Iraqi playing cards
A set of playing cards created by U.S. Army soldiers featuring the most-wanted Iraqis, with Saddam Hussein as the ace of spades.
NI tank
69 improvised tanks made due to Soviet shortages during the Siege of Odessa; almost all were captured after the city fell to Romania.
Pigeon vest
Little vests for pigeons manufactured by a women's underwear company.
Project Habakkuk
A British plan to construct an aircraft carrier out of ice (pykrete).
Project Pigeon
Bombs guided by pigeon pecks.
Project Plowshare
The search for peaceful uses of nuclear bombs. Most audacious and impractical idea: nuking a 160-mile canal out of Israel.
Puckle gun
A gun with square bullets, to "convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization". Appear in Assassin's Creed Rogue.
Schwerer Gustav
The largest piece of artillery ever used in combat.
Skunk (weapon)
A nonlethal weapon with an extremely strong odor that may linger on clothes for years.
SM UB-85
A German U-boat which was forced to surface, and subsequently captured, due to a giant sea monster attack.
Sticky bomb
The most unpopular weapon the British soldier has ever been asked to use.
Tachanka
Twentieth century chariot used in combat.
TP-82
A triple-barrelled gun, just in case you land in the Siberian wilderness.
Tsar Tank
An Imperial Russian tank designed as a tricycle with nine-metre wheels.
United States Navy Marine Mammal Program
A U.S. Navy program which studies the military use of bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions.
Vespa 150 TAP
Caution! Heavily armed scooter ahead!
Whistling Dick
A cannon of "rather modest proportions".
Who Me
A top secret stench weapon designed to be unobtrusively sprayed on German officers by French Resistance members with a quite (in)appropriate name.
Wind Cannon
An anti-aircraft gun that fired air to crash planes. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work.
Zhanmadao
An anti-horse sword.
· Death
Badge Man
Badge Man
Atacama skeleton
Badge Man
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Unknown figure reportedly visible atop the grassy knoll in the Moorman photo of the Kennedy assassination.
Black Volga
Black Volga
Atacama skeleton
Black Volga
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
The car that makes people disappear in the Eastern Bloc. Its equivalent on the other side of the Iron Curtain is the black helicopter.
Mercy Brown vampire incident
Mercy Brown vampire incident
Atacama skeleton
Mercy Brown vampire incident
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
One of the best documented cases of vampire investigation.
Dan Burros
Dan Burros
Atacama skeleton
Dan Burros
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Neo-Nazi who committed suicide after being outed as Jewish, met with pity more than hatred by other neo-Nazis afterwards.
Richard Chase
Richard Chase
Atacama skeleton
Richard Chase
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
The only way to stop the Nazi-controlled UFOs from poisoning your macaroni and cheese is to inject yourself with animal blood and eat human brains.
Coffin birth
Coffin birth
Atacama skeleton
Coffin birth
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
When a pregnant woman dies, the decomposition of her body can result in a gas build-up that causes the fetus inside her to be expelled.
Collyer brothers
Collyer brothers
Atacama skeleton
Collyer brothers
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
When packratting was taken to a tragic extreme.
The Dawn of the Black Hearts
The Dawn of the Black Hearts
Atacama skeleton
The Dawn of the Black Hearts
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Black metal musician takes staged photograph of his recently deceased bandmate, photograph outlives him despite being destroyed.
Death by coconut
Death by coconut
Atacama skeleton
Death by coconut
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
You can die if a coconut falls on your coconut.
Death by GPS
Death by GPS
Atacama skeleton
Death by GPS
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
"In a quarter mile, turn right onto Afterlife Way."
Death during consensual sex
Death during consensual sex
Atacama skeleton
Death during consensual sex
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
These two are not related to each other. Usually.
Death erection
Death erection
Atacama skeleton
Death erection
Death from laughter
Death from laughter
Atacama skeleton
Death from laughter
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Don't laugh – it's happened.
Death by misadventure
Death by misadventure
Atacama skeleton
Death by misadventure
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Death probably due after one saying "Hold my beer, and watch this!"
Death by vending machine
Death by vending machine
Atacama skeleton
Death by vending machine
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A penny wise and several hundred pounds foolish.
Death Master File
Death Master File
Atacama skeleton
Death Master File
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
No, it's not a Bond villain's kill list. It's just the SSA keeping track of everyone who dies in the United States. Wait...
Defenestration
Defenestration
Atacama skeleton
Defenestration
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
The time-honoured tradition of throwing people out of windows.
Disappearance of Frederick Valentich
Disappearance of Frederick Valentich
Atacama skeleton
Disappearance of Frederick Valentich
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
An Australian pilot disappeared in the ocean, having seen a strange object above his aircraft. No trace of either his body or the aircraft have been found.
Dyatlov Pass incident
Dyatlov Pass incident
Atacama skeleton
Dyatlov Pass incident
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A group of Russian hikers attempt to escape an unknown horror on "Death Mountain."
Euthanasia Coaster
Euthanasia Coaster
Atacama skeleton
Euthanasia Coaster
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A roller coaster intended to kill its passengers.
Execution by elephant
Execution by elephant
Atacama skeleton
Execution by elephant
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
An unusual form of capital punishment used throughout history. (See also History of elephants in Europe.)
Fan death
Fan death
Atacama skeleton
Fan death
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A persistent urban legend in South Korea, where the media – and even medical professionals – regularly report on people dying because they left a fan running in a closed room.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Atacama skeleton
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
An early catch phrase used on Saturday Night Live, based upon the dictator's lengthy death.
Ghost bike
Ghost bike
Atacama skeleton
Ghost bike
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Bicycle rider in memoriam.
Green Boots
Green Boots
Atacama skeleton
Green Boots
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A climber who became a landmark on Everest even after freezing to death.
Hammersmith nude murders
Hammersmith nude murders
Atacama skeleton
Hammersmith nude murders
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Murders that involved the other unidentified serial killer named Jack, with the title "the Stripper".
The Hands of Che Guevara
The Hands of Che Guevara
Atacama skeleton
The Hands of Che Guevara
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Documentary about the search for the severed hands of the Latin American guerrilla fighter Ernesto Che Guevara, who was captured and executed by Bolivian Special Forces in October 1967.
Hell money
Hell money
Atacama skeleton
Hell money
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Apparently, the Chinese afterlife is subject to hyperinflation.
Sogen Kato
Sogen Kato
Atacama skeleton
Sogen Kato
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Believed to be the oldest living man in Tokyo... until the discovery of his 30-year-old mummified corpse.
Kennedy curse
Kennedy curse
Atacama skeleton
Kennedy curse
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Apparently John F. Kennedy was not the only Kennedy to meet an early demise-far from it.
Kick the bucket
Kick the bucket
Atacama skeleton
Kick the bucket
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A heated argument lies behind the origin of this idiom.
Lampshades made from human skin
Lampshades made from human skin
Atacama skeleton
Lampshades made from human skin
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
There are two notable reported instances of this macabre light fixture.
Ricardo López
Ricardo López
Atacama skeleton
Ricardo López
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
An obsessed fan who attempted to kill Icelandic singer Björk by a letter bomb rigged with sulfuric acid.
Henry Lee Lucas
Henry Lee Lucas
Atacama skeleton
Henry Lee Lucas
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Claimed to be the most prolific serial killer in history, confessing to over 600 murders. Later recanted almost all of them.
Children of Llullaillaco
Children of Llullaillaco
Atacama skeleton
Children of Llullaillaco
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Two incredibly well preserved cadavers of two Incan children found next to the Argentina–Chile border.
Lead masks case
Lead masks case
Atacama skeleton
Lead masks case
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Two electricians tried to contact aliens with psychedelic drugs and masks made out of lead. They died shortly after.
London Necropolis railway station
London Necropolis railway station
Atacama skeleton
London Necropolis railway station
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Single tickets only, unless you're a mourner or other visitor.
Lord Uxbridge's leg
Lord Uxbridge's leg
Atacama skeleton
Lord Uxbridge's leg
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
The grisly afterlife of a leg lost during the Battle of Waterloo, formerly owned by Henry Paget, 1st Marquess of Anglesey.
Maschalismos
Maschalismos
Atacama skeleton
Maschalismos
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
The act of mutilating the dead to prevent them from rising again.
Matricide
Matricide
Atacama skeleton
Matricide
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Despite the article's name not starting with "List of", it mostly consists of a list of notable people who have killed their mothers.
Michael Malloy
Michael Malloy
Atacama skeleton
Michael Malloy
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Like Rasputin, but homeless, drunk, and Irish.
Elmer McCurdy
Elmer McCurdy
Atacama skeleton
Elmer McCurdy
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A dead criminal whose mummified body was bought by carnies and used as a prop for decades, its later owners not even knowing the corpse was real.
Ken McElroy
Ken McElroy
Atacama skeleton
Ken McElroy
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
"Nobody saw nothing" taken to its logical extreme.
Micromort
Micromort
Atacama skeleton
Micromort
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A quantitative death risk equivalent to one in a million.
Mordred
Mordred
Atacama skeleton
Mordred
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Mordred is back for revenge—watch out!
Murchison Murders
Murchison Murders
Atacama skeleton
Murchison Murders
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Why you should never discuss your murder mystery idea with someone who's planning a real murder.
Murder of Vivianne Ruiz
Murder of Vivianne Ruiz
Atacama skeleton
Murder of Vivianne Ruiz
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
The first recorded "Jane Doe" in Australia, and a murder with enough twists and turns to be a legal drama. The case for the defence (unsuccessfully) contended that a bloody fingerprint found on a newspaper shoved down the victim's throat was actually tomato juice.
Herbert Mullin
Herbert Mullin
Atacama skeleton
Herbert Mullin
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Haven't had any earthquakes recently? Thank this man.
Oliver Cromwell's head
Oliver Cromwell's head
Atacama skeleton
Oliver Cromwell's head
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
This English political leader's head has an interesting journey after its owner is posthumously executed, more so than the one he cut off himself.
Richard Paul Pavlick
Richard Paul Pavlick
Atacama skeleton
Richard Paul Pavlick
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Plotted to kill then president-elect John F. Kennedy via suicide bombing, but delayed it upon seeing Kennedy with his family.
Poe Toaster
Poe Toaster
Atacama skeleton
Poe Toaster
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Not a kitchen appliance, but a mysterious figure who paid an annual tribute to American author Edgar Allan Poe.
Post-mortem photography
Post-mortem photography
Atacama skeleton
Post-mortem photography
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Back in the early days of photography it was common to take pictures of recently deceased loved ones, propped up to look as if they were alive.
Death of Gloria Ramirez
Death of Gloria Ramirez
Atacama skeleton
Death of Gloria Ramirez
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
One of the most bizarre unsolved deaths ever documented. The media nicknamed her the "Toxic Lady".
Refrigerator death
Refrigerator death
Atacama skeleton
Refrigerator death
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A cool way to die.
Rookwood Cemetery railway line
Rookwood Cemetery railway line
Atacama skeleton
Rookwood Cemetery railway line
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A former railway line that served a cemetery near Sydney.
Safety coffin
Safety coffin
Atacama skeleton
Safety coffin
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Coffins manufactured just in case their tenant is not actually dead before being buried.
Salish Sea human foot discoveries
Salish Sea human foot discoveries
Atacama skeleton
Salish Sea human foot discoveries
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Severed feet keep washing up.
Frano Selak
Frano Selak
Atacama skeleton
Frano Selak
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Dubbed the luckiest/unluckiest man to exist, cheated death seven times and also managed to win the lottery!
Sky burial
Sky burial
Atacama skeleton
Sky burial
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
It's not really a form of burial. Also known as jhator which means "giving alms to the birds."
Richard Wayne Snell
Richard Wayne Snell
Atacama skeleton
Richard Wayne Snell
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
White supremacist and murderer, coincidentally executed on the same day as another, much larger act of white supremacist murder.
Sokushinbutsu
Sokushinbutsu
Atacama skeleton
Sokushinbutsu
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A practice of self-mummification among Buddhist monks.
Somerton Man
Somerton Man
Atacama skeleton
Somerton Man
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A dead man is found on an Australian beach with no identification and a bizarre fragment of a book in his pocket. To this day, his identity and cause of death are still unconfirmed.
Space burial
Space burial
Atacama skeleton
Space burial
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Around 150 people have had their remains interred in space. Or would that be ex-terred?
Spontaneous human combustion
Spontaneous human combustion
Atacama skeleton
Spontaneous human combustion
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
The sudden burning of a person's body without any apparent source of ignition.
Suicide of Sunil Tripathi
Suicide of Sunil Tripathi
Atacama skeleton
Suicide of Sunil Tripathi
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
"The perpetrator of the Boston Marathon bombing was... a student who'd already been dead for a month! We did it, Reddit!"
Carl Tanzler
Carl Tanzler
Atacama skeleton
Carl Tanzler
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A radiographer who became obsessed with a dead TB patient, had her exhumed, and lived with her corpse for 7 years.
Toilet-related injuries and deaths
Toilet-related injuries and deaths
Atacama skeleton
Toilet-related injuries and deaths
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
As if constipation wasn't enough.
Uttar Pradesh Association of Dead People
Uttar Pradesh Association of Dead People
Atacama skeleton
Uttar Pradesh Association of Dead People
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A group of Indians suffering more from theft than cardiac failure. Its founder managed to run for political office despite having been declared dead for over a decade.
Lal Bihari
Lal Bihari
Atacama skeleton
Lal Bihari
Vatican murders
Vatican murders
Atacama skeleton
Vatican murders
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
2 murders in a country with a population of 700 = world's highest annual homicide rate.
Video-Enhanced Grave Marker
Video-Enhanced Grave Marker
Atacama skeleton
Video-Enhanced Grave Marker
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Graves with video screens and speakers on them.
Joyce Vincent
Joyce Vincent
Atacama skeleton
Joyce Vincent
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A woman who sat dead in her home with the TV and heater running and Christmas presents on her lap for three years until her corpse was found.
Wikipedia coverage of death
Wikipedia coverage of death
Atacama skeleton
Wikipedia coverage of death
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
It's more than just a rush to change every "is" to "was".
Xin Zhui
Xin Zhui
Atacama skeleton
Xin Zhui
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
A remarkably preserved Chinese mummy from 163 B.C. with all features and soft tissue still intact.
YOGTZE case
YOGTZE case
Atacama skeleton
YOGTZE case
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Unemployed German man scrawls "YOGTZE" on a piece of paper, disappears into the night, is found dead the next morning. Still unsolved.
Atacama skeleton
Remains found in Chile that caused much speculation about ancient aliens for 10 years, until they were discovered to just be of a foetus.
Badge Man
Unknown figure reportedly visible atop the grassy knoll in the Moorman photo of the Kennedy assassination.
Black Volga
The car that makes people disappear in the Eastern Bloc. Its equivalent on the other side of the Iron Curtain is the black helicopter.
Mercy Brown vampire incident
One of the best documented cases of vampire investigation.
Dan Burros
Neo-Nazi who committed suicide after being outed as Jewish, met with pity more than hatred by other neo-Nazis afterwards.
Richard Chase
The only way to stop the Nazi-controlled UFOs from poisoning your macaroni and cheese is to inject yourself with animal blood and eat human brains.
Coffin birth
When a pregnant woman dies, the decomposition of her body can result in a gas build-up that causes the fetus inside her to be expelled.
Collyer brothers
When packratting was taken to a tragic extreme.
The Dawn of the Black Hearts
Black metal musician takes staged photograph of his recently deceased bandmate, photograph outlives him despite being destroyed.
Death by coconut
You can die if a coconut falls on your coconut.
Death by GPS
"In a quarter mile, turn right onto Afterlife Way."
Death during consensual sex
These two are not related to each other. Usually.
Death erection
Death from laughter
Don't laugh – it's happened.
Death by misadventure
Death probably due after one saying "Hold my beer, and watch this!"
Death by vending machine
A penny wise and several hundred pounds foolish.
Death Master File
No, it's not a Bond villain's kill list. It's just the SSA keeping track of everyone who dies in the United States. Wait...
Defenestration
The time-honoured tradition of throwing people out of windows.
Disappearance of Frederick Valentich
An Australian pilot disappeared in the ocean, having seen a strange object above his aircraft. No trace of either his body or the aircraft have been found.
Dyatlov Pass incident
A group of Russian hikers attempt to escape an unknown horror on "Death Mountain."
Euthanasia Coaster
A roller coaster intended to kill its passengers.
Execution by elephant
An unusual form of capital punishment used throughout history. (See also History of elephants in Europe.)
Fan death
A persistent urban legend in South Korea, where the media – and even medical professionals – regularly report on people dying because they left a fan running in a closed room.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
An early catch phrase used on Saturday Night Live, based upon the dictator's lengthy death.
Ghost bike
Bicycle rider in memoriam.
Green Boots
A climber who became a landmark on Everest even after freezing to death.
Hammersmith nude murders
Murders that involved the other unidentified serial killer named Jack, with the title "the Stripper".
The Hands of Che Guevara
Documentary about the search for the severed hands of the Latin American guerrilla fighter Ernesto Che Guevara, who was captured and executed by Bolivian Special Forces in October 1967.
Hell money
Apparently, the Chinese afterlife is subject to hyperinflation.
Sogen Kato
Believed to be the oldest living man in Tokyo... until the discovery of his 30-year-old mummified corpse.
Kennedy curse
Apparently John F. Kennedy was not the only Kennedy to meet an early demise-far from it.
Kick the bucket
A heated argument lies behind the origin of this idiom.
Lampshades made from human skin
There are two notable reported instances of this macabre light fixture.
Ricardo López
An obsessed fan who attempted to kill Icelandic singer Björk by a letter bomb rigged with sulfuric acid.
Henry Lee Lucas
Claimed to be the most prolific serial killer in history, confessing to over 600 murders. Later recanted almost all of them.
Children of Llullaillaco
Two incredibly well preserved cadavers of two Incan children found next to the Argentina–Chile border.
Lead masks case
Two electricians tried to contact aliens with psychedelic drugs and masks made out of lead. They died shortly after.
London Necropolis railway station
Single tickets only, unless you're a mourner or other visitor.
Lord Uxbridge's leg
The grisly afterlife of a leg lost during the Battle of Waterloo, formerly owned by Henry Paget, 1st Marquess of Anglesey.
Maschalismos
The act of mutilating the dead to prevent them from rising again.
Matricide
Despite the article's name not starting with "List of", it mostly consists of a list of notable people who have killed their mothers.
Michael Malloy
Like Rasputin, but homeless, drunk, and Irish.
Elmer McCurdy
A dead criminal whose mummified body was bought by carnies and used as a prop for decades, its later owners not even knowing the corpse was real.
Ken McElroy
"Nobody saw nothing" taken to its logical extreme.
Micromort
A quantitative death risk equivalent to one in a million.
Mordred
Mordred is back for revenge—watch out!
Murchison Murders
Why you should never discuss your murder mystery idea with someone who's planning a real murder.
Murder of Vivianne Ruiz
The first recorded "Jane Doe" in Australia, and a murder with enough twists and turns to be a legal drama. The case for the defence (unsuccessfully) contended that a bloody fingerprint found on a newspaper shoved down the victim's throat was actually tomato juice.
Herbert Mullin
Haven't had any earthquakes recently? Thank this man.
Oliver Cromwell's head
This English political leader's head has an interesting journey after its owner is posthumously executed, more so than the one he cut off himself.
· Questions
If a tree falls in a forest
If a tree falls in a forest
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
If a tree falls in a forest
A proverbial question of theology.
Philosophy meets the logging industry.
Meaning of life
Meaning of life
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Meaning of life
A proverbial question of theology.
Why are we here? What's life all about?
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
A proverbial question of theology.
Have you ever wondered that? No? Apparently this is one of the most important contemporary philosophical questions.
Where's the beef?
Where's the beef?
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Where's the beef?
A proverbial question of theology.
In 1984, people thought this was really funny for some reason.
Who put Bella in the wych elm?
Who put Bella in the wych elm?
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Who put Bella in the wych elm?
A proverbial question of theology.
Nobody knows, but artists and writers of graffiti remain interested.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A proverbial question of theology.
People have asked this for over 150 years.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
A proverbial question of theology.
If a tree falls in a forest
Philosophy meets the logging industry.
Meaning of life
Why are we here? What's life all about?
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
Have you ever wondered that? No? Apparently this is one of the most important contemporary philosophical questions.
Where's the beef?
In 1984, people thought this was really funny for some reason.
Who put Bella in the wych elm?
Nobody knows, but artists and writers of graffiti remain interested.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
People have asked this for over 150 years.
· Lists
List of animal sounds
List of animal sounds
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of animal sounds
Yes, somehow yes?
Snails do "munch, crunch", Squirrels do "squeak".
List of animals awarded human credentials
List of animals awarded human credentials
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of animals awarded human credentials
Yes, somehow yes?
Animals getting so-called diplomas from diploma mills.
List of animals displaying homosexual behavior
List of animals displaying homosexual behavior
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of animals displaying homosexual behavior
Yes, somehow yes?
Everything from salmon to seagulls to dragonflies.
List of avian humanoids
List of avian humanoids
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of avian humanoids
Yes, somehow yes?
The widely recurring motif in legends and fiction of birds who are people, or people who are birds.
List of barefooters
List of barefooters
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of barefooters
Yes, somehow yes?
No shirt, no shoes, no service?
List of bow tie wearers
List of bow tie wearers
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of bow tie wearers
Yes, somehow yes?
Nerds not included.
List of cameo appearances by Alfred Hitchcock
List of cameo appearances by Alfred Hitchcock
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of cameo appearances by Alfred Hitchcock
Yes, somehow yes?
When you direct a movie, you can make cameos as much as you want.
List of camoufleurs
List of camoufleurs
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of camoufleurs
Yes, somehow yes?
Pioneering artists in the field of military camouflage.
List of canceled Las Vegas casinos
List of canceled Las Vegas casinos
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of canceled Las Vegas casinos
Yes, somehow yes?
What happened on the drawing board stayed on the drawing board.
List of chemical compounds with unusual names
List of chemical compounds with unusual names
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of chemical compounds with unusual names
Yes, somehow yes?
Some a consequence of their constituents or origins, others simply the work of whimsical chemists.
List of chess variants
List of chess variants
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of chess variants
Yes, somehow yes?
Of which there are an astounding ~2,000.
List of cities claimed to be built on seven hills
List of cities claimed to be built on seven hills
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of cities claimed to be built on seven hills
Yes, somehow yes?
Almost 100 different cities across all inhabited continents, trying to get the credibility of having something in common with Rome.
List of Buddha claimants
List of Buddha claimants
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Buddha claimants
Yes, somehow yes?
Hey at least one got to be telling the truth right?
List of messiah claimants
List of messiah claimants
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of messiah claimants
List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response
List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response
Yes, somehow yes?
Concerts which didn't work out quite as well as hoped.
List of common false etymologies of English words
List of common false etymologies of English words
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of common false etymologies of English words
Yes, somehow yes?
Believe it or not, "crap" did not originate from Thomas Crapper.
List of common misconceptions
List of common misconceptions
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of common misconceptions
Yes, somehow yes?
A gold mine of strangeness.
Lists of Danish football transfers 2008–09
Lists of Danish football transfers 2008–09
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
Lists of Danish football transfers 2008–09
Yes, somehow yes?
Keep in mind that this is not just a list, this is a list of lists.
List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events
List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events
Yes, somehow yes?
But in the end, nothing happened.
List of defunct amusement parks
List of defunct amusement parks
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of defunct amusement parks
Yes, somehow yes?
I thought Marine World was open! Darn it...
List of destroyed landmarks in Spain
List of destroyed landmarks in Spain
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of destroyed landmarks in Spain
Yes, somehow yes?
Over 60 interesting buildings, including larger castles, royal palaces, leaning towers, city gates which were completely or partially demolished and no longer exist, with their respective articles and images.
List of Doom ports
List of Doom ports
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Doom ports
Yes, somehow yes?
Slay demons on your PC, your console, your phone, your thermostat, your pregnancy test, and so many others.
List of English words containing Q not followed by U
List of English words containing Q not followed by U
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of English words containing Q not followed by U
Yes, somehow yes?
A Scrabble player's dream article.
List of English words without rhymes
List of English words without rhymes
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of English words without rhymes
Yes, somehow yes?
Does anything rhyme with orange? Or silver?
List of English-language expressions related to death
List of English-language expressions related to death
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of English-language expressions related to death
Yes, somehow yes?
"Go home in a box", "go bung", "hop the stick", ...
List of entertainers who died during a performance
List of entertainers who died during a performance
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of entertainers who died during a performance
Yes, somehow yes?
The finale that's impossible to top.
List of ethnic slurs
List of ethnic slurs
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of ethnic slurs
Yes, somehow yes?
Ever wondered why they got so angry at you?
List of examples of Stigler's law
List of examples of Stigler's law
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of examples of Stigler's law
Yes, somehow yes?
Bode didn't discover Bode's Law, and Pascal didn't discover Pascal's Triangle. (And Stigler didn't create Stigler's law.)
List of fictional catpeople
List of fictional catpeople
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of fictional catpeople
Yes, somehow yes?
This one had an edit war over whether or not Hermione Granger should be added.
Fictional elements, materials, isotopes and subatomic particles
Fictional elements, materials, isotopes and subatomic particles
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
Fictional elements, materials, isotopes and subatomic particles
Yes, somehow yes?
Not actual periodic elements. Many end in '-ite'. Some of the elements may indeed be minerals.
List of fictional primates in comics
List of fictional primates in comics
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of fictional primates in comics
Yes, somehow yes?
A curious abundance of gorillas in comic book plots during the Silver Age of Comics.
Lists of films considered the worst
Lists of films considered the worst
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
Lists of films considered the worst
Yes, somehow yes?
The worst of the worst.
List of films featuring giant monsters
List of films featuring giant monsters
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of films featuring giant monsters
Yes, somehow yes?
You are never safe in Tokyo.
List of films featuring time loops
List of films featuring time loops
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of films featuring time loops
Yes, somehow yes?
Study this to know what to do if you're trapped in a time loop.
List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck"
List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck"
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck"
Yes, somehow yes?
Golly!
List of foreign-born samurai in Japan
List of foreign-born samurai in Japan
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of foreign-born samurai in Japan
Yes, somehow yes?
Apparently it is not a given that a samurai is Japanese.
List of former counties, cities, and towns of Virginia
List of former counties, cities, and towns of Virginia
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of former counties, cities, and towns of Virginia
Yes, somehow yes?
All the places that are no longer found in Virginia, such as Illinois County, and a few that never were (including Walton's Mountain).
List of frivolous political parties
List of frivolous political parties
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of frivolous political parties
Yes, somehow yes?
Entire political movements that are just jokes
List of games that Buddha would not play
List of games that Buddha would not play
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of games that Buddha would not play
Yes, somehow yes?
What games would Buddha play? None of these, apparently.
List of games with concealed rules
List of games with concealed rules
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of games with concealed rules
Yes, somehow yes?
Games with clear, obvious rules can be so boring.
List of gaps in Interstate Highways
List of gaps in Interstate Highways
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of gaps in Interstate Highways
Yes, somehow yes?
Traffic-lighted intersections, drawbridges, and other oddities in the Interstate Highway System which violate the standards.
List of garlic festivals
List of garlic festivals
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of garlic festivals
Yes, somehow yes?
Even one festival devoted entirely to garlic of all things is strange enough.
List of hazing deaths in the United States
List of hazing deaths in the United States
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of hazing deaths in the United States
Yes, somehow yes?
A frankly enormous list of people is the United States alone that have died due to hazing.
List of helicopter prison escapes
List of helicopter prison escapes
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of helicopter prison escapes
Yes, somehow yes?
And you thought it only happened in movies.
List of hypothetical Solar System objects
List of hypothetical Solar System objects
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of hypothetical Solar System objects
Yes, somehow yes?
The planets that could have been. You think Pluto had it rough? At least it got its fifteen minutes of astronomical fame.
List of Ig Nobel Prize winners
List of Ig Nobel Prize winners
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Ig Nobel Prize winners
Yes, somehow yes?
Nobel Prize meets Weird Science. Result: Award-winning papers like "Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts" and "Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans".
List of incidents at Disney parks
List of incidents at Disney parks
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of incidents at Disney parks
Yes, somehow yes?
Donald Duck's anger issues are far from being your main concern at a Disney attraction.
List of individual body parts
List of individual body parts
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of individual body parts
Yes, somehow yes?
Contains, among other things, Galileo's middle finger.
List of individual pigs
List of individual pigs
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of individual pigs
Yes, somehow yes?
The greatest among Pigkind.
List of individual trees
List of individual trees
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of individual trees
Yes, somehow yes?
The tree hall of fame.
List of Internet phenomena
List of Internet phenomena
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Internet phenomena
Yes, somehow yes?
There are sooo many.
List of inventors killed by their own invention
List of inventors killed by their own invention
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of inventors killed by their own invention
Yes, somehow yes?
Perilous parachutes, lethal lighthouses and murderous motorcycles!
List of Kim Jong Il's titles
List of Kim Jong Il's titles
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Kim Jong Il's titles
Yes, somehow yes?
Because just being the "Great Leader" wasn't enough.
List of largest hourglasses
List of largest hourglasses
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of largest hourglasses
Yes, somehow yes?
Wikipedia probably wasted as much time on this pointless list as it takes for one of these to run out.
List of largest photographs
List of largest photographs
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of largest photographs
Yes, somehow yes?
Includes information on print and digital photos that are reputedly the world's largest.
List of linguistic example sentences
List of linguistic example sentences
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of linguistic example sentences
Yes, somehow yes?
'Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo' is a valid sentence, and this is why.
List of lists of lists
List of lists of lists
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of lists of lists
Yes, somehow yes?
A list of all lists of lists -- and yes, it contains itself.
List of microgenres
List of microgenres
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of microgenres
Yes, somehow yes?
The most obscure and niche music tastes.
List of micronations
List of micronations
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of micronations
Yes, somehow yes?
Ever wanted to start your own country?
List of music considered the worst
List of music considered the worst
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of music considered the worst
Yes, somehow yes?
We built this city on not being very good.
List of musical works in unusual time signatures
List of musical works in unusual time signatures
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of musical works in unusual time signatures
Yes, somehow yes?
What's the most absurd time signature you can imagine? 1/12? ⅔/2? How about 32⁄2/4?
List of names for the biblical nameless
List of names for the biblical nameless
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of names for the biblical nameless
Yes, somehow yes?
Where the bible leaves questions, its fans give answers.
List of nicknames used by Donald Trump
List of nicknames used by Donald Trump
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of nicknames used by Donald Trump
Yes, somehow yes?
He probably even has one for you.
List of nicknames used by George W. Bush
List of nicknames used by George W. Bush
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of nicknames used by George W. Bush
Yes, somehow yes?
Not the most famous for his nicknames but has plenty nonetheless.
List of non-coherent units of measurement
List of non-coherent units of measurement
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of non-coherent units of measurement
Yes, somehow yes?
Fortnights and nibbles, super feet and Sagans.
List of non-standard dates
List of non-standard dates
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of non-standard dates
Yes, somehow yes?
Including, among other things, January 0, February 30, and May 35.
List of non-water floods
List of non-water floods
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of non-water floods
Yes, somehow yes?
Beep beep, massive waves of melted butter, wine, and chocolate coming through!
List of Oreo varieties
List of Oreo varieties
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Oreo varieties
Yes, somehow yes?
Ranging from as obscure as Mississippi mud pie to ones dedicated to celebrities such as Lady Gaga.
List of organisms named after famous people
List of organisms named after famous people
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of organisms named after famous people
Yes, somehow yes?
When taxonomists run out of ideas.
List of organisms named after the Harry Potter series
List of organisms named after the Harry Potter series
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of organisms named after the Harry Potter series
Yes, somehow yes?
Life imitates art.
List of organisms named after the Star Wars series
List of organisms named after the Star Wars series
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of organisms named after the Star Wars series
List of paraphilias
List of paraphilias
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of paraphilias
Yes, somehow yes?
Just too many to list.
List of people claimed to be Jesus
List of people claimed to be Jesus
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of people claimed to be Jesus
Yes, somehow yes?
Christ has risen...again...and again.
List of people imprisoned for editing Wikipedia
List of people imprisoned for editing Wikipedia
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of people imprisoned for editing Wikipedia
Yes, somehow yes?
Yes, this has actually happened.
List of people who have been considered deities
List of people who have been considered deities
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of people who have been considered deities
Yes, somehow yes?
People from emperors to John Coltrane have been considered deities.
List of people who have been pied
List of people who have been pied
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of people who have been pied
Yes, somehow yes?
A pie to the face, usually as the result of differing political views.
List of people who have died while on the toilet
List of people who have died while on the toilet
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of people who have died while on the toilet
Yes, somehow yes?
You could say they died on the throne.
List of people who have lived in airports
List of people who have lived in airports
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of people who have lived in airports
Yes, somehow yes?
Wish you were here?
List of phobias
List of phobias
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of phobias
Yes, somehow yes?
A lot of things scare people.
List of politically motivated renamings
List of politically motivated renamings
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of politically motivated renamings
Yes, somehow yes?
Freedom fries and liberty cabbage!
List of postal killings
List of postal killings
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of postal killings
Yes, somehow yes?
"Don't let Walter Hobbs deceive you; this life is not all shiny bins and fun", ...
List of potato museums
List of potato museums
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of potato museums
Yes, somehow yes?
How are there enough to warrant a list?
List of prematurely reported obituaries
List of prematurely reported obituaries
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of prematurely reported obituaries
Yes, somehow yes?
Weird how much this happens.
List of proposed etymologies of OK
List of proposed etymologies of OK
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of proposed etymologies of OK
Yes, somehow yes?
There's more than you think, OK?
List of pyramid mausoleums in North America
List of pyramid mausoleums in North America
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of pyramid mausoleums in North America
Yes, somehow yes?
Arizona Governor George Hunt will hereafter be addressed as "Pharaoh George I".
List of Roblox games
List of Roblox games
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Roblox games
Yes, somehow yes?
Some of them are comprehensive enough to have their own Wikipedia article, surprisingly.
List of Saturday Night Live incidents
List of Saturday Night Live incidents
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Saturday Night Live incidents
Yes, somehow yes?
Everything from Ashlee Simpson's lip-sync fail to Adrien Brody's possibly racist introduction to Sean Paul.
List of scandals with "-gate" suffix
List of scandals with "-gate" suffix
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of scandals with "-gate" suffix
Yes, somehow yes?
if it's not called somethinggate is it really even a scandal?
List of scholarly publishing stings
List of scholarly publishing stings
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of scholarly publishing stings
Yes, somehow yes?
Instances of people submitting fake or nonsense scholarly articles to expose an academic journal as a predatory publisher.
List of selfie-related injuries and deaths
List of selfie-related injuries and deaths
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of selfie-related injuries and deaths
Yes, somehow yes?
Extreme cases of people being unaware of their surroundings.
List of sexually active popes
List of sexually active popes
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of sexually active popes
Yes, somehow yes?
A surprisingly long list for a supposedly celibate role.
List of shoe-throwing incidents
List of shoe-throwing incidents
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of shoe-throwing incidents
Yes, somehow yes?
The recurring trend of high-ranking people being attacked with shoes.
List of short-tenure Donald Trump political appointments
List of short-tenure Donald Trump political appointments
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of short-tenure Donald Trump political appointments
Yes, somehow yes?
"You're fired!" (almost as quickly as you were hired)
List of shorthand systems
List of shorthand systems
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of shorthand systems
Yes, somehow yes?
Featuring Gregg, Pitman, and other quickly-written but only-theoretically-readable scripts.
List of silent musical compositions
List of silent musical compositions
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of silent musical compositions
Yes, somehow yes?
Not to be confused with "The Sound of Silence", these tunes don't have really much to hear. Among them is one of the most famous classical compositions of the 20th century.
List of stories set in a future now in the past
List of stories set in a future now in the past
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of stories set in a future now in the past
Yes, somehow yes?
Some aged well, some not really.
List of tautological place names
List of tautological place names
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of tautological place names
Yes, somehow yes?
Places that, when translated, have the same name as his title. Examples would include the Sahara Desert and the River Avon.
List of television series canceled after one episode
List of television series canceled after one episode
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of television series canceled after one episode
Yes, somehow yes?
They were barely even given a shot!
List of television series canceled before airing an episode
List of television series canceled before airing an episode
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of television series canceled before airing an episode
Yes, somehow yes?
They weren't even given a shot!
List of things named after Donald Trump
List of things named after Donald Trump
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of things named after Donald Trump
Yes, somehow yes?
I'm sure you're surprised to hear that most were named by Donald Trump himself.
List of things named after J. R. R. Tolkien and his works
List of things named after J. R. R. Tolkien and his works
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of things named after J. R. R. Tolkien and his works
Yes, somehow yes?
Wow, that surely is a lot.
List of Alaska tornadoes
List of Alaska tornadoes
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Alaska tornadoes
Yes, somehow yes?
It's rare, but it does happen!
List of Hawaii tornadoes
List of Hawaii tornadoes
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of Hawaii tornadoes
List of UFO religions
List of UFO religions
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of UFO religions
Yes, somehow yes?
Our Father, which art in spaceship...
List of unexplained sounds
List of unexplained sounds
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of unexplained sounds
Yes, somehow yes?
Must've been the wind.
List of unreleased projects by Kanye West
List of unreleased projects by Kanye West
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of unreleased projects by Kanye West
Yes, somehow yes?
We're still waiting for Yandhi.
List of unusual biological names
List of unusual biological names
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of unusual biological names
Yes, somehow yes?
Even biologists can have fun sometimes.
Lists of unusual deaths
Lists of unusual deaths
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
Lists of unusual deaths
Yes, somehow yes?
It got so massive it had to be split by era into separate pages.
List of U.S. state dinosaurs
List of U.S. state dinosaurs
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of U.S. state dinosaurs
Yes, somehow yes?
Do they really need these state symbols?
List of U.S. state soils
List of U.S. state soils
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of U.S. state soils
List of video games notable for negative reception
List of video games notable for negative reception
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of video games notable for negative reception
Yes, somehow yes?
And we were so sure No Man's Sky would be a hit!
List of wars extended by diplomatic irregularity
List of wars extended by diplomatic irregularity
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of wars extended by diplomatic irregularity
Yes, somehow yes?
Ever forget about war for a few hundred years?
List of "Weird Al" Yankovic polka medleys
List of "Weird Al" Yankovic polka medleys
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of "Weird Al" Yankovic polka medleys
Yes, somehow yes?
Popular songs turned into polka melodies.
List of works based on dreams
List of works based on dreams
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of works based on dreams
Yes, somehow yes?
Sometimes you should follow your dreams; after all, it might lead you to create the most-covered song in the world, write Frankenstein, create the periodic table, or discover the structure of the atom.
List of wrong anthems incidents
List of wrong anthems incidents
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
List of wrong anthems incidents
Yes, somehow yes?
Everything from playing the wrong country's anthem to playing Ricky Martin's "Livin' la Vida Loca".
List of American and British defectors in the Korean War
Yes, somehow yes?
List of animal sounds
Snails do "munch, crunch", Squirrels do "squeak".
List of animals awarded human credentials
Animals getting so-called diplomas from diploma mills.
List of animals displaying homosexual behavior
Everything from salmon to seagulls to dragonflies.
List of avian humanoids
The widely recurring motif in legends and fiction of birds who are people, or people who are birds.
List of barefooters
No shirt, no shoes, no service?
List of bow tie wearers
Nerds not included.
List of cameo appearances by Alfred Hitchcock
When you direct a movie, you can make cameos as much as you want.
List of camoufleurs
Pioneering artists in the field of military camouflage.
List of canceled Las Vegas casinos
What happened on the drawing board stayed on the drawing board.
List of chemical compounds with unusual names
Some a consequence of their constituents or origins, others simply the work of whimsical chemists.
List of chess variants
Of which there are an astounding ~2,000.
List of cities claimed to be built on seven hills
Almost 100 different cities across all inhabited continents, trying to get the credibility of having something in common with Rome.
List of Buddha claimants
Hey at least one got to be telling the truth right?
List of messiah claimants
List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response
Concerts which didn't work out quite as well as hoped.
List of common false etymologies of English words
Believe it or not, "crap" did not originate from Thomas Crapper.
List of common misconceptions
A gold mine of strangeness.
Lists of Danish football transfers 2008–09
Keep in mind that this is not just a list, this is a list of lists.
List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events
But in the end, nothing happened.
List of defunct amusement parks
I thought Marine World was open! Darn it...
List of destroyed landmarks in Spain
Over 60 interesting buildings, including larger castles, royal palaces, leaning towers, city gates which were completely or partially demolished and no longer exist, with their respective articles and images.
List of Doom ports
Slay demons on your PC, your console, your phone, your thermostat, your pregnancy test, and so many others.
List of English words containing Q not followed by U
A Scrabble player's dream article.
List of English words without rhymes
Does anything rhyme with orange? Or silver?
List of English-language expressions related to death
"Go home in a box", "go bung", "hop the stick", ...
List of entertainers who died during a performance
The finale that's impossible to top.
List of ethnic slurs
Ever wondered why they got so angry at you?
List of examples of Stigler's law
Bode didn't discover Bode's Law, and Pascal didn't discover Pascal's Triangle. (And Stigler didn't create Stigler's law.)
List of fictional catpeople
This one had an edit war over whether or not Hermione Granger should be added.
Fictional elements, materials, isotopes and subatomic particles
Not actual periodic elements. Many end in '-ite'. Some of the elements may indeed be minerals.
List of fictional primates in comics
A curious abundance of gorillas in comic book plots during the Silver Age of Comics.
Lists of films considered the worst
The worst of the worst.
List of films featuring giant monsters
You are never safe in Tokyo.
List of films featuring time loops
Study this to know what to do if you're trapped in a time loop.
List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck"
Golly!
List of foreign-born samurai in Japan
Apparently it is not a given that a samurai is Japanese.
List of former counties, cities, and towns of Virginia
All the places that are no longer found in Virginia, such as Illinois County, and a few that never were (including Walton's Mountain).
List of frivolous political parties
Entire political movements that are just jokes
List of games that Buddha would not play
What games would Buddha play? None of these, apparently.
List of games with concealed rules
Games with clear, obvious rules can be so boring.
List of gaps in Interstate Highways
Traffic-lighted intersections, drawbridges, and other oddities in the Interstate Highway System which violate the standards.
List of garlic festivals
Even one festival devoted entirely to garlic of all things is strange enough.
List of hazing deaths in the United States
A frankly enormous list of people is the United States alone that have died due to hazing.
List of helicopter prison escapes
And you thought it only happened in movies.
List of hypothetical Solar System objects
The planets that could have been. You think Pluto had it rough? At least it got its fifteen minutes of astronomical fame.
List of Ig Nobel Prize winners
Nobel Prize meets Weird Science. Result: Award-winning papers like "Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts" and "Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans".
List of incidents at Disney parks
Donald Duck's anger issues are far from being your main concern at a Disney attraction.
List of individual body parts
Contains, among other things, Galileo's middle finger.
List of individual pigs
The greatest among Pigkind.
· Categories
Category:Fictional cubes
Category:Fictional cubes
Category:Fictional balls
Category:Fictional cubes
Category:Creative works in fiction
Category:Creative works in fiction
Category:Fictional balls
Category:Creative works in fiction
Categories for certain geometric objects in fiction.
Works of fiction as depicted in... works of fiction.
Category:Illeists and Category:Fictional illeists
Category:Illeists and Category:Fictional illeists
Category:Fictional balls
Category:Illeists and Category:Fictional illeists
Categories for certain geometric objects in fiction.
People and fictional characters who are known for referring to themselves in the third person.
Category:Ironic and humorous awards
Category:Ironic and humorous awards
Category:Fictional balls
Category:Ironic and humorous awards
Categories for certain geometric objects in fiction.
Awarded for all the wrong reasons.
Category:Lists of things considered unusual
Category:Lists of things considered unusual
Category:Fictional balls
Category:Lists of things considered unusual
Categories for certain geometric objects in fiction.
This very article isn't the only unusual Wikipedia article.
Category:Lists of worsts
Category:Lists of worsts
Category:Fictional balls
Category:Lists of worsts
Categories for certain geometric objects in fiction.
A rather terrible category.
Category:United States in rem cases
Category:United States in rem cases
Category:Fictional balls
Category:United States in rem cases
Categories for certain geometric objects in fiction.
Suing inanimate objects? No, those are just the case titles.
Category:Fictional balls
Categories for certain geometric objects in fiction.
Category:Fictional cubes
Category:Creative works in fiction
Works of fiction as depicted in... works of fiction.
Category:Illeists and Category:Fictional illeists
People and fictional characters who are known for referring to themselves in the third person.
Category:Ironic and humorous awards
Awarded for all the wrong reasons.
Category:Lists of things considered unusual
This very article isn't the only unusual Wikipedia article.
Category:Lists of worsts
A rather terrible category.
Category:United States in rem cases
Suing inanimate objects? No, those are just the case titles.
· Other pages
Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation)
Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Two very different pages with virtually identical titles.
Not to be confused with a disambiguation page.
Wikipedia:Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Wikipedia:Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation)
Wikipedia:Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Two very different pages with virtually identical titles.
Not to be confused with the above page.
Talk:Talk
Talk:Talk
Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation)
Talk:Talk
Two very different pages with virtually identical titles.
Four talk pages with weird titles.
Talk:Talk Talk
Talk:Talk Talk
Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation)
Talk:Talk Talk
Talk:Talk Talk Talk
Talk:Talk Talk Talk
Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation)
Talk:Talk Talk Talk
Talk:Talk Talk (Talk Talk song)
Talk:Talk Talk (Talk Talk song)
Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation)
Talk:Talk Talk (Talk Talk song)
User:Bishonen/European toilet paper holder
User:Bishonen/European toilet paper holder
Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation)
User:Bishonen/European toilet paper holder
Two very different pages with virtually identical titles.
A joke article which became the Main Page's featured article for one minute on April Fools' Day 2005.
Ø (Disambiguation)Ø (disambiguation)
Two very different pages with virtually identical titles.
Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Not to be confused with a disambiguation page.
Wikipedia:Disambiguation (disambiguation)
Not to be confused with the above page.
Talk:Talk
Four talk pages with weird titles.
Talk:Talk Talk
Talk:Talk Talk Talk
Talk:Talk Talk (Talk Talk song)
User:Bishonen/European toilet paper holder
A joke article which became the Main Page's featured article for one minute on April Fools' Day 2005.
· Other pages › Wikipedia meta-pages
Category:Wikipedia humor
Category:Wikipedia humor
Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Category:Wikipedia humor
A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY.
There are too many pages in this category to all list here, this page lists a few highlights.
Wikipedia:Discussions for discussion
Wikipedia:Discussions for discussion
Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Wikipedia:Discussions for discussion
A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY.
Great venue for grating big discussions.
Wikipedia:Getting to Philosophy
Wikipedia:Getting to Philosophy
Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Wikipedia:Getting to Philosophy
A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY.
All links lead to Philosophy.
Wikipedia:Last topic pool
Wikipedia:Last topic pool
Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Wikipedia:Last topic pool
A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY.
A page on figuring out what Wikipedia's last article would be, should the site end and/or finish.
Wikipedia:No one cares about your garage band
Wikipedia:No one cares about your garage band
Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Wikipedia:No one cares about your garage band
A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY.
Has its own example of a fake garage band, Bringers of Darkness, to go with it.
Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY.
Wikipedia's very own anime mascot. (See Moe anthropomorphism above)
Wikipedia:Why was BFDI not on Wikipedia?
Wikipedia:Why was BFDI not on Wikipedia?
Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Wikipedia:Why was BFDI not on Wikipedia?
A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY.
An entire essay dedicated to explaining how one particular topic failed to meet Wikipedia's notability criteria, why its title was blacklisted and why even drafts have been salted for around 15 years. However, as of November 2025, it has finally got its own page.
Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
A hUmOrOuS wIkIpEdIa EsSaY oN hOw (NoT) tO cApItAlIzE pRoPeRlY.
Category:Wikipedia humor
There are too many pages in this category to all list here, this page lists a few highlights.
Wikipedia:Discussions for discussion
Great venue for grating big discussions.
Wikipedia:Getting to Philosophy
All links lead to Philosophy.
Wikipedia:Last topic pool
A page on figuring out what Wikipedia's last article would be, should the site end and/or finish.
Wikipedia:No one cares about your garage band
Has its own example of a fake garage band, Bringers of Darkness, to go with it.
Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
Wikipedia's very own anime mascot. (See Moe anthropomorphism above)
Wikipedia:Why was BFDI not on Wikipedia?
An entire essay dedicated to explaining how one particular topic failed to meet Wikipedia's notability criteria, why its title was blacklisted and why even drafts have been salted for around 15 years. However, as of November 2025, it has finally got its own page.
· Other pages › Lists of Wikipedia articles
Wikipedia:Before they were notable
Wikipedia:Before they were notable
Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Before they were notable
Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia.
Celebrities (and products) having their articles deleted years ago.
Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles
Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles
Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles
Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia.
Wikipedia articles that have existed and, judging by the title and contents, probably shouldn't have existed.
Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars
Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars
Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars
Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia.
Way, way, WAY funnier than List of edit wars on Wikipedia.
Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia
Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia.
The title says it all, really.
Wikipedia:Unusual articles
Wikipedia:Unusual articles
Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Unusual articles
Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia.
The page you're currently reading.
Wikipedia:Unusual place names
Wikipedia:Unusual place names
Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Unusual place names
Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia.
As you can tell from the title, places with unusual names.
Wikipedia:Unusual ways to get your article on Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Unusual ways to get your article on Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia
Wikipedia:Unusual ways to get your article on Wikipedia
Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia.
This article might be more unusual than the current article you're reading.
Wikipedia:Articles in many other languages but not on English Wikipedia
Even despite this Wikipedia that you're currently on having the most Wikipedia articles, there are still numerous articles that aren't on the English Wikipedia.
Wikipedia:Before they were notable
Celebrities (and products) having their articles deleted years ago.
Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles
Wikipedia articles that have existed and, judging by the title and contents, probably shouldn't have existed.
Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars
Way, way, WAY funnier than List of edit wars on Wikipedia.
Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
The title says it all, really.
Wikipedia:Unusual articles
The page you're currently reading.
Wikipedia:Unusual place names
As you can tell from the title, places with unusual names.
Wikipedia:Unusual ways to get your article on Wikipedia
This article might be more unusual than the current article you're reading.
Image
Source:
Tip: Wheel or +/− to zoom, drag to pan, Esc to close.