Rich Ohrnberger
Updated: Wikipedia source
Richard Paul Ohrnberger (born February 14, 1986) is an American sports news satirist and former professional football offensive guard. He was selected by the New England Patriots in the fourth round of the 2009 NFL draft. He played college football at Penn State. The Adam Sandler movie, The Waterboy, inspired Ohrnberger to try out for his middle school football team. Ohrnberger has also played for the Arizona Cardinals and San Diego Chargers.