List of Roseanne episodes
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Roseanne is an American television sitcom created by Matt Williams that originally aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, with a revival season that premiered in 2018. Lauded for its realistic portrayal of the average American family, the series stars Roseanne Barr, and revolves around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. In the ninth season, Roseanne and her family win the lottery and associate with "high society". On May 16, 2017, it was announced ABC would produce a tenth season revival of the series, set to air as a mid-season replacement in 2018, with the original cast returning. The tenth season debuted on March 27, 2018. On March 30, 2018, the series was renewed for an eleventh season of 13 episodes by ABC. However, ABC reversed its decision and canceled the series on May 29, 2018, when Barr was fired from the show after she posted a controversial tweet about former Obama-administration Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett. As of May 22, 2018, 231 episodes of Roseanne have aired, concluding the tenth season. On June 21, 2018, the show was revived as a spin-off entitled The Conners, which has the same cast as Roseanne after her character dies of a opioid overdose. The show premiered on October 16, 2018, and aired all of its episodes on ABC, with the final episode airing on April 23, 2025.
Tables
mw- Seasons of Roseanne
First released
First released
Season
First released
Episodes
Last released
1
1
Season
1
Episodes
23
Episodes
October 18, 1988 (1988-10-18)
Originally released
May 2, 1989 (1989-05-02)
Originally released
2
Rank
23.8
Rating
37.3
2
2
Season
2
Episodes
24
Episodes
September 12, 1989 (1989-09-12)
Originally released
May 8, 1990 (1990-05-08)
Originally released
1
Rank
23.4
Rating
36.9
3
3
Season
3
Episodes
25
Episodes
September 18, 1990 (1990-09-18)
Originally released
May 14, 1991 (1991-05-14)
Originally released
3
Rank
18.1
Rating
28.0
4
4
Season
4
Episodes
25
Episodes
September 17, 1991 (1991-09-17)
Originally released
May 12, 1992 (1992-05-12)
Originally released
2
Rank
19.9
Rating
33.0
5
5
Season
5
Episodes
25
Episodes
September 15, 1992 (1992-09-15)
Originally released
May 18, 1993 (1993-05-18)
Originally released
2
Rank
20.7
Rating
32.5
6
6
Season
6
Episodes
25
Episodes
September 14, 1993 (1993-09-14)
Originally released
May 24, 1994 (1994-05-24)
Originally released
4
Rank
19.1
Rating
29.9
7
7
Season
7
Episodes
26
Episodes
September 21, 1994 (1994-09-21)
Originally released
May 24, 1995 (1995-05-24)
Originally released
9
Rank
15.5
Rating
23.4
8
8
Season
8
Episodes
25
Episodes
September 19, 1995 (1995-09-19)
Originally released
May 21, 1996 (1996-05-21)
Originally released
16
Rank
12.5
Rating
18.8
9
9
Season
9
Episodes
24
Episodes
September 17, 1996 (1996-09-17)
Originally released
May 20, 1997 (1997-05-20)
Originally released
35
Rank
10.1
Rating
16.2
10
10
Season
10
Episodes
9
Episodes
March 27, 2018 (2018-03-27)
Originally released
May 22, 2018 (2018-05-22)
Originally released
3
Rank
10.2
Rating
19.95
| Season | Episodes | Originally released | Rank | Rating | Viewers(millions) | ||
| First released | Last released | ||||||
| 1 | 23 | October 18, 1988 (1988-10-18) | May 2, 1989 (1989-05-02) | 2 | 23.8 | 37.3 | |
| 2 | 24 | September 12, 1989 (1989-09-12) | May 8, 1990 (1990-05-08) | 1 | 23.4 | 36.9 | |
| 3 | 25 | September 18, 1990 (1990-09-18) | May 14, 1991 (1991-05-14) | 3 | 18.1 | 28.0 | |
| 4 | 25 | September 17, 1991 (1991-09-17) | May 12, 1992 (1992-05-12) | 2 | 19.9 | 33.0 | |
| 5 | 25 | September 15, 1992 (1992-09-15) | May 18, 1993 (1993-05-18) | 2 | 20.7 | 32.5 | |
| 6 | 25 | September 14, 1993 (1993-09-14) | May 24, 1994 (1994-05-24) | 4 | 19.1 | 29.9 | |
| 7 | 26 | September 21, 1994 (1994-09-21) | May 24, 1995 (1995-05-24) | 9 | 15.5 | 23.4 | |
| 8 | 25 | September 19, 1995 (1995-09-19) | May 21, 1996 (1996-05-21) | 16 | 12.5 | 18.8 | |
| 9 | 24 | September 17, 1996 (1996-09-17) | May 20, 1997 (1997-05-20) | 35 | 10.1 | 16.2 | |
| 10 | 9 | March 27, 2018 (2018-03-27) | May 22, 2018 (2018-05-22) | 3 | 10.2 | 19.95 | |
Roseanne, season 1 episodes · Episodes › Season 1 (1988–89)
1
1
No.overall
1
No. inseason
1
Title
"Life and Stuff"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Matt Williams
Original release date
October 18, 1988 (1988-10-18)
Prod.code
101
US viewers(millions)
36.2
Roseanne is summoned to Darlene's school for a parent/teacher conference because she's been barking in history class. Stressed from the pressures of coping with home and work, she lashes out at Dan for not doing his share.
Note: This episode is the only one in which Sal Barone played D.J. Conner. He was subsequently replaced by Michael Fishman.
Roseanne is summoned to Darlene's school for a parent/teacher conference because she's been barking in history class. Stressed from the pressures of coping with home and work, she lashes out at Dan for not doing his share.
Note: This episode is the only one in which Sal Barone played D.J. Conner. He was subsequently replaced by Michael Fishman.
No.overall
Roseanne is summoned to Darlene's school for a parent/teacher conference because she's been barking in history class. Stressed from the pressures of coping with home and work, she lashes out at Dan for not doing his share.
Note: This episode is the only one in which Sal Barone played D.J. Conner. He was subsequently replaced by Michael Fishman.
2
2
No.overall
2
No. inseason
2
Title
"We're in the Money"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
David McFadzean
Original release date
October 25, 1988 (1988-10-25)
Prod.code
201
US viewers(millions)
31.1
Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance payment on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
Note: This is Michael Fishman's first appearance as D.J.
Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance payment on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
Note: This is Michael Fishman's first appearance as D.J.
No.overall
Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance payment on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
Note: This is Michael Fishman's first appearance as D.J.
3
3
No.overall
3
No. inseason
3
Title
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Lauren Eve Anderson
Original release date
November 1, 1988 (1988-11-01)
Prod.code
205
US viewers(millions)
36.9
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce after they run into a newly single friend. Dan puts their relationship under a microscope, and after a lot of "what ifs," he and Roseanne conclude their relationship is meant to last. Meanwhile, Roseanne's sister, Jackie, arrives to babysit the kids, during which they lock her out of the house. Jackie gets her revenge though by sneaking back inside and scaring the kids.
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce after they run into a newly single friend. Dan puts their relationship under a microscope, and after a lot of "what ifs," he and Roseanne conclude their relationship is meant to last. Meanwhile, Roseanne's sister, Jackie, arrives to babysit the kids, during which they lock her out of the house. Jackie gets her revenge though by sneaking back inside and scaring the kids.
No.overall
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce after they run into a newly single friend. Dan puts their relationship under a microscope, and after a lot of "what ifs," he and Roseanne conclude their relationship is meant to last. Meanwhile, Roseanne's sister, Jackie, arrives to babysit the kids, during which they lock her out of the house. Jackie gets her revenge though by sneaking back inside and scaring the kids.
4
4
No.overall
4
No. inseason
4
Title
"Language Lessons"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Laurie Gelman
Original release date
November 22, 1988 (1988-11-22)
Prod.code
208
US viewers(millions)
30.7
Dan and Roseanne take a body language test that will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts. The plan backfires when Dan's true feelings about Jackie are laid bare: he thinks Jackie is a meddlesome moocher, especially after she inadvertently comments about his lack of work, inciting a confrontation between the in-laws.
Dan and Roseanne take a body language test that will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts. The plan backfires when Dan's true feelings about Jackie are laid bare: he thinks Jackie is a meddlesome moocher, especially after she inadvertently comments about his lack of work, inciting a confrontation between the in-laws.
No.overall
Dan and Roseanne take a body language test that will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts. The plan backfires when Dan's true feelings about Jackie are laid bare: he thinks Jackie is a meddlesome moocher, especially after she inadvertently comments about his lack of work, inciting a confrontation between the in-laws.
5
5
No.overall
5
No. inseason
5
Title
"Radio Days"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Laurie Gelman
Original release date
November 29, 1988 (1988-11-29)
Prod.code
206
US viewers(millions)
32.2
As Becky and Darlene bicker over bedroom territory, Roseanne encourages Dan to enter a songwriting contest (using one of her own poems as the lyrics) in hopes of winning a $100 prize (the episode features a full-length rendition sung by John Goodman). Meanwhile, sexual tension between Jackie and Wellman foreman Booker Brooks heats up.
As Becky and Darlene bicker over bedroom territory, Roseanne encourages Dan to enter a songwriting contest (using one of her own poems as the lyrics) in hopes of winning a $100 prize (the episode features a full-length rendition sung by John Goodman). Meanwhile, sexual tension between Jackie and Wellman foreman Booker Brooks heats up.
No.overall
As Becky and Darlene bicker over bedroom territory, Roseanne encourages Dan to enter a songwriting contest (using one of her own poems as the lyrics) in hopes of winning a $100 prize (the episode features a full-length rendition sung by John Goodman). Meanwhile, sexual tension between Jackie and Wellman foreman Booker Brooks heats up.
6
6
No.overall
6
No. inseason
6
Title
"Lovers' Lane"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Danny Jacobson
Original release date
December 6, 1988 (1988-12-06)
Prod.code
209
US viewers(millions)
34.8
On a night out at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at Chip, Becky's first crush, who works there. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes: if he wins, she has to spend the night with him. He does so but refuses to spend the night with her because of a bet.
On a night out at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at Chip, Becky's first crush, who works there. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes: if he wins, she has to spend the night with him. He does so but refuses to spend the night with her because of a bet.
No.overall
On a night out at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at Chip, Becky's first crush, who works there. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes: if he wins, she has to spend the night with him. He does so but refuses to spend the night with her because of a bet.
7
7
No.overall
7
No. inseason
7
Title
"The Memory Game"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Grace McKeaney
Original release date
December 13, 1988 (1988-12-13)
Prod.code
202
US viewers(millions)
36.2
Dan's enthusiastic plan to have a family portrait taken for his and Roseanne's 15th high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne: during a brief breakup back in high school, Dan had a one-night stand with Roseanne's nemesis, Phyllis Zimmer (who appears in the Season 6 episode "Guilt by Imagination").
Dan's enthusiastic plan to have a family portrait taken for his and Roseanne's 15th high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne: during a brief breakup back in high school, Dan had a one-night stand with Roseanne's nemesis, Phyllis Zimmer (who appears in the Season 6 episode "Guilt by Imagination").
No.overall
Dan's enthusiastic plan to have a family portrait taken for his and Roseanne's 15th high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne: during a brief breakup back in high school, Dan had a one-night stand with Roseanne's nemesis, Phyllis Zimmer (who appears in the Season 6 episode "Guilt by Imagination").
8
8
No.overall
8
No. inseason
8
Title
"Here's to Good Friends"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Danny Jacobson
Original release date
December 20, 1988 (1988-12-20)
Prod.code
207
US viewers(millions)
35.4
Roseanne and Jackie console a brokenhearted Crystal after her boyfriend dumps her. A night at the Lobo Lounge, reflecting on love and men, helped to set her right. While at the Lobo, a miffed Jackie embarrasses Booker when he unexpectedly shows up with another woman after telling her he was spending the evening with his mother.
Roseanne and Jackie console a brokenhearted Crystal after her boyfriend dumps her. A night at the Lobo Lounge, reflecting on love and men, helped to set her right. While at the Lobo, a miffed Jackie embarrasses Booker when he unexpectedly shows up with another woman after telling her he was spending the evening with his mother.
No.overall
Roseanne and Jackie console a brokenhearted Crystal after her boyfriend dumps her. A night at the Lobo Lounge, reflecting on love and men, helped to set her right. While at the Lobo, a miffed Jackie embarrasses Booker when he unexpectedly shows up with another woman after telling her he was spending the evening with his mother.
9
9
No.overall
9
No. inseason
9
Title
"Dan's Birthday Bash"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Grace McKeaney
Original release date
January 3, 1989 (1989-01-03)
Prod.code
210
US viewers(millions)
38.0
Roseanne and the kids surprise Dan with an elaborate birthday breakfast. Later that evening, Roseanne throws Dan a party at the Lobo. During the celebration, Dan barely avoids a fight with a loudmouthed jerk (Eric Allan Kramer) after Roseanne stops him. Afraid of looking like a wimp, Dan vows to beat up the bully the next time he sees him. When Dan and Roseanne run into the bully again and are harassed, Dan knocks him out cold. Meanwhile, Becky is invited to her boyfriend Chip's house for dinner.
Roseanne and the kids surprise Dan with an elaborate birthday breakfast. Later that evening, Roseanne throws Dan a party at the Lobo. During the celebration, Dan barely avoids a fight with a loudmouthed jerk (Eric Allan Kramer) after Roseanne stops him. Afraid of looking like a wimp, Dan vows to beat up the bully the next time he sees him. When Dan and Roseanne run into the bully again and are harassed, Dan knocks him out cold. Meanwhile, Becky is invited to her boyfriend Chip's house for dinner.
No.overall
Roseanne and the kids surprise Dan with an elaborate birthday breakfast. Later that evening, Roseanne throws Dan a party at the Lobo. During the celebration, Dan barely avoids a fight with a loudmouthed jerk (Eric Allan Kramer) after Roseanne stops him. Afraid of looking like a wimp, Dan vows to beat up the bully the next time he sees him. When Dan and Roseanne run into the bully again and are harassed, Dan knocks him out cold. Meanwhile, Becky is invited to her boyfriend Chip's house for dinner.
10
10
No.overall
10
No. inseason
10
Title
"Saturday"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
David McFadzean
Original release date
January 10, 1989 (1989-01-10)
Prod.code
204
US viewers(millions)
36.1
Dan intends to spend Saturday afternoon working on (translation: drinking beer and talking in front of) an old truck with his friends. Roseanne, having heard similar claims before, bets Dan that the guys will not finish the repair work by the end of the day. Dan takes the bet but soon realizes he is losing. When Jackie rebuffs Dwight, one of Dan's buddies, he makes a move on Crystal.
Dan intends to spend Saturday afternoon working on (translation: drinking beer and talking in front of) an old truck with his friends. Roseanne, having heard similar claims before, bets Dan that the guys will not finish the repair work by the end of the day. Dan takes the bet but soon realizes he is losing. When Jackie rebuffs Dwight, one of Dan's buddies, he makes a move on Crystal.
No.overall
Dan intends to spend Saturday afternoon working on (translation: drinking beer and talking in front of) an old truck with his friends. Roseanne, having heard similar claims before, bets Dan that the guys will not finish the repair work by the end of the day. Dan takes the bet but soon realizes he is losing. When Jackie rebuffs Dwight, one of Dan's buddies, he makes a move on Crystal.
11
11
No.overall
11
No. inseason
11
Title
"Canoga Time"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
David McFadzean
Original release date
January 17, 1989 (1989-01-17)
Prod.code
212
US viewers(millions)
36.8
Roseanne proposes a compromise when Dan is unable to bear parting with his old "junk" that Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale. Darlene forges a passing history grade on her report card.
Roseanne proposes a compromise when Dan is unable to bear parting with his old "junk" that Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale. Darlene forges a passing history grade on her report card.
No.overall
Roseanne proposes a compromise when Dan is unable to bear parting with his old "junk" that Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale. Darlene forges a passing history grade on her report card.
12
12
No.overall
12
No. inseason
12
Title
"The Monday Thru Friday Show"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Danny Jacobson
Original release date
January 24, 1989 (1989-01-24)
Prod.code
213
US viewers(millions)
39.1
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th wedding anniversary with Roseanne envisioning a sunny Florida beach while Dan wants to fish at a rustic lodge. Becky is willing to accept a lower grade after refusing to dissect a frog in biology class. Darlene finds that a paper route is more work than she can handle and eventually gets fired. Jackie solves Dan and Roseanne's anniversary dilemma by taking the kids for the weekend, giving Dan and Roseanne some much-needed alone time at home.
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th wedding anniversary with Roseanne envisioning a sunny Florida beach while Dan wants to fish at a rustic lodge. Becky is willing to accept a lower grade after refusing to dissect a frog in biology class. Darlene finds that a paper route is more work than she can handle and eventually gets fired. Jackie solves Dan and Roseanne's anniversary dilemma by taking the kids for the weekend, giving Dan and Roseanne some much-needed alone time at home.
No.overall
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th wedding anniversary with Roseanne envisioning a sunny Florida beach while Dan wants to fish at a rustic lodge. Becky is willing to accept a lower grade after refusing to dissect a frog in biology class. Darlene finds that a paper route is more work than she can handle and eventually gets fired. Jackie solves Dan and Roseanne's anniversary dilemma by taking the kids for the weekend, giving Dan and Roseanne some much-needed alone time at home.
13
13
No.overall
13
No. inseason
13
Title
"Bridge over Troubled Sonny"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Laurie Gelman
Original release date
January 31, 1989 (1989-01-31)
Prod.code
211
US viewers(millions)
38.3
Crystal struggles to cope with her first husband Sonny's death after Jackie, in a rush to get them to work on time, drives them over the bridge that Sonny was accidentally buried inside during its construction. Roseanne is unsure whether to tell Crystal about Sonny's infidelities to help her get over him. Crystal finally confronts her emotions and reveals that she knew about Sonny's cheating and had her own affair to spite him. Darlene decides it is cool to smoke until Roseanne finds her pack of cigarettes.
Crystal struggles to cope with her first husband Sonny's death after Jackie, in a rush to get them to work on time, drives them over the bridge that Sonny was accidentally buried inside during its construction. Roseanne is unsure whether to tell Crystal about Sonny's infidelities to help her get over him. Crystal finally confronts her emotions and reveals that she knew about Sonny's cheating and had her own affair to spite him. Darlene decides it is cool to smoke until Roseanne finds her pack of cigarettes.
No.overall
Crystal struggles to cope with her first husband Sonny's death after Jackie, in a rush to get them to work on time, drives them over the bridge that Sonny was accidentally buried inside during its construction. Roseanne is unsure whether to tell Crystal about Sonny's infidelities to help her get over him. Crystal finally confronts her emotions and reveals that she knew about Sonny's cheating and had her own affair to spite him. Darlene decides it is cool to smoke until Roseanne finds her pack of cigarettes.
14
14
No.overall
14
No. inseason
14
Title
"Father's Day"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Lauren Eve Anderson
Original release date
February 7, 1989 (1989-02-07)
Prod.code
214
US viewers(millions)
38.9
Roseanne acts as a referee when Dan's father, Ed, visits the family bearing gifts. Everyone is thrilled to see him except Dan, who says Ed was an often-absent father and considers his philosophy of "work smart, not hard" as veiled criticism for his being a contractor, while Ed considers it caring, fatherly advice.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Ned Beatty as Ed Conner, Dan's father.
Roseanne acts as a referee when Dan's father, Ed, visits the family bearing gifts. Everyone is thrilled to see him except Dan, who says Ed was an often-absent father and considers his philosophy of "work smart, not hard" as veiled criticism for his being a contractor, while Ed considers it caring, fatherly advice.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Ned Beatty as Ed Conner, Dan's father.
No.overall
Roseanne acts as a referee when Dan's father, Ed, visits the family bearing gifts. Everyone is thrilled to see him except Dan, who says Ed was an often-absent father and considers his philosophy of "work smart, not hard" as veiled criticism for his being a contractor, while Ed considers it caring, fatherly advice.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Ned Beatty as Ed Conner, Dan's father.
15
15
No.overall
15
No. inseason
15
Title
"Nightmare on Oak Street"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Grace McKeaney
Original release date
February 14, 1989 (1989-02-14)
Prod.code
215
US viewers(millions)
34.6
After Dan lets the girls watch a slasher movie, Darlene has trouble sleeping. Roseanne blames the film, but the truth is something more natural: Darlene has had her first period. Roseanne sits her tomboyish daughter down for a heart-to-heart talk about becoming a woman.
After Dan lets the girls watch a slasher movie, Darlene has trouble sleeping. Roseanne blames the film, but the truth is something more natural: Darlene has had her first period. Roseanne sits her tomboyish daughter down for a heart-to-heart talk about becoming a woman.
No.overall
After Dan lets the girls watch a slasher movie, Darlene has trouble sleeping. Roseanne blames the film, but the truth is something more natural: Darlene has had her first period. Roseanne sits her tomboyish daughter down for a heart-to-heart talk about becoming a woman.
16
16
No.overall
16
No. inseason
16
Title
"Mall Story"
Directed by
John Sgueglia
Written by
Laurie Gelman
Original release date
February 21, 1989 (1989-02-21)
Prod.code
216
US viewers(millions)
39.6
At the annual Lanford Mall-A-Thon, Roseanne and her brood scout out deals in retail heaven. Roseanne makes Dan buy a new pair of dress shoes he does not want. Becky finds the perfect dress for the high school dance that Roseanne says is too expensive. Roseanne later asks Dan to return the shoes so she can afford to buy Becky's dress.
At the annual Lanford Mall-A-Thon, Roseanne and her brood scout out deals in retail heaven. Roseanne makes Dan buy a new pair of dress shoes he does not want. Becky finds the perfect dress for the high school dance that Roseanne says is too expensive. Roseanne later asks Dan to return the shoes so she can afford to buy Becky's dress.
No.overall
At the annual Lanford Mall-A-Thon, Roseanne and her brood scout out deals in retail heaven. Roseanne makes Dan buy a new pair of dress shoes he does not want. Becky finds the perfect dress for the high school dance that Roseanne says is too expensive. Roseanne later asks Dan to return the shoes so she can afford to buy Becky's dress.
17
17
No.overall
17
No. inseason
17
Title
"Becky's Choice"
Directed by
John Sgueglia
Written by
Laurie Gelman and Danny Jacobson
Original release date
February 28, 1989 (1989-02-28)
Prod.code
218
US viewers(millions)
39.9
Becky seems unenthused when Roseanne and Dan invite Becky's boyfriend Chip and his affluent parents over for dinner. During the evening, Roseanne catches Becky in the backyard, making out with Johnny Swanko, aka "The Tongue Bandit." Becky must now decide between Chip and Johnny.
Becky seems unenthused when Roseanne and Dan invite Becky's boyfriend Chip and his affluent parents over for dinner. During the evening, Roseanne catches Becky in the backyard, making out with Johnny Swanko, aka "The Tongue Bandit." Becky must now decide between Chip and Johnny.
No.overall
Becky seems unenthused when Roseanne and Dan invite Becky's boyfriend Chip and his affluent parents over for dinner. During the evening, Roseanne catches Becky in the backyard, making out with Johnny Swanko, aka "The Tongue Bandit." Becky must now decide between Chip and Johnny.
18
18
No.overall
18
No. inseason
18
Title
"The Slice of Life"
Directed by
John Sgueglia
Written by
Lauren Eve Anderson and David McFadzean
Original release date
March 7, 1989 (1989-03-07)
Prod.code
217
US viewers(millions)
44.3
Becky prepares for a slumber party, and Darlene practices to pitch in a baseball game. Darlene becomes extremely moody and storms out of the house after arguing with Roseanne over. Later, Roseanne receives a phone call that Darlene was rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Roseanne is wracked with guilt after Darlene develops complications; Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the doctor's prognosis, though all turns out well. Lynne Thigpen guest stars as Darlene's surgeon, Dr. Bryce.
Becky prepares for a slumber party, and Darlene practices to pitch in a baseball game. Darlene becomes extremely moody and storms out of the house after arguing with Roseanne over. Later, Roseanne receives a phone call that Darlene was rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Roseanne is wracked with guilt after Darlene develops complications; Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the doctor's prognosis, though all turns out well. Lynne Thigpen guest stars as Darlene's surgeon, Dr. Bryce.
No.overall
Becky prepares for a slumber party, and Darlene practices to pitch in a baseball game. Darlene becomes extremely moody and storms out of the house after arguing with Roseanne over. Later, Roseanne receives a phone call that Darlene was rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Roseanne is wracked with guilt after Darlene develops complications; Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the doctor's prognosis, though all turns out well. Lynne Thigpen guest stars as Darlene's surgeon, Dr. Bryce.
19
19
No.overall
19
No. inseason
19
Title
"Workin' Overtime"
Directed by
Ellen Falcon
Written by
Bill Pentland
Original release date
March 14, 1989 (1989-03-14)
Prod.code
203
US viewers(millions)
41.2
The Wellman employees are exhausted after Booker continues to lengthen work shifts due to upped quotas and machinery errors. Roseanne is unable to handle the pressure, especially when Dan starts working overtime as well. After one too many long days, she takes a breather at a local diner where a waitress provides some perspective about life and loneliness.
The Wellman employees are exhausted after Booker continues to lengthen work shifts due to upped quotas and machinery errors. Roseanne is unable to handle the pressure, especially when Dan starts working overtime as well. After one too many long days, she takes a breather at a local diner where a waitress provides some perspective about life and loneliness.
No.overall
The Wellman employees are exhausted after Booker continues to lengthen work shifts due to upped quotas and machinery errors. Roseanne is unable to handle the pressure, especially when Dan starts working overtime as well. After one too many long days, she takes a breather at a local diner where a waitress provides some perspective about life and loneliness.
20
20
No.overall
20
No. inseason
20
Title
"Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore"
Directed by
John Sgueglia
Written by
Grace McKeaney
Original release date
March 28, 1989 (1989-03-28)
Prod.code
219
US viewers(millions)
40.1
A dangerous tornado is heading for Lanford, and the Conners, along with Crystal (who takes shelter at their house), prepare for the storm. Problems arise: Becky insists on retrieving her pet guinea pigs from the garage, while Jackie barely makes it to shelter after a trip to the grocery store, prompting a fight between her and Roseanne.
A dangerous tornado is heading for Lanford, and the Conners, along with Crystal (who takes shelter at their house), prepare for the storm. Problems arise: Becky insists on retrieving her pet guinea pigs from the garage, while Jackie barely makes it to shelter after a trip to the grocery store, prompting a fight between her and Roseanne.
No.overall
A dangerous tornado is heading for Lanford, and the Conners, along with Crystal (who takes shelter at their house), prepare for the storm. Problems arise: Becky insists on retrieving her pet guinea pigs from the garage, while Jackie barely makes it to shelter after a trip to the grocery store, prompting a fight between her and Roseanne.
21
21
No.overall
21
No. inseason
21
Title
"Death and Stuff"
Directed by
John Sgueglia
Written by
Bill Pentland
Original release date
April 11, 1989 (1989-04-11)
Prod.code
220
US viewers(millions)
39.2
During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman (Jeff Corey) drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Roseanne and Dan attempt to conceal the corpse while potential buyers for their old washer and dryer pass through the house. The police officer responding to their emergency call helps Darlene make baklava for a school project while awaiting the coroner.
During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman (Jeff Corey) drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Roseanne and Dan attempt to conceal the corpse while potential buyers for their old washer and dryer pass through the house. The police officer responding to their emergency call helps Darlene make baklava for a school project while awaiting the coroner.
No.overall
During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman (Jeff Corey) drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Roseanne and Dan attempt to conceal the corpse while potential buyers for their old washer and dryer pass through the house. The police officer responding to their emergency call helps Darlene make baklava for a school project while awaiting the coroner.
22
22
No.overall
22
No. inseason
22
Title
"Dear Mom and Dad"
Directed by
John Sgueglia
Written by
Danny Jacobson
Original release date
April 18, 1989 (1989-04-18)
Prod.code
221
US viewers(millions)
41.8
An unannounced visit by Roseanne and Jackie's parents throws the Conner house into an uproar. Dan and Jackie urge a usually outspoken Roseanne to stick up for herself. Hostility and craziness abound, but the biggest shock comes when Bev announces they are considering moving to Lanford, though later dismisses this as just a casual idea. Bruce Willis makes a surprise cameo appearance as himself during the end credits.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Roseanne and Jackie's mother.
An unannounced visit by Roseanne and Jackie's parents throws the Conner house into an uproar. Dan and Jackie urge a usually outspoken Roseanne to stick up for herself. Hostility and craziness abound, but the biggest shock comes when Bev announces they are considering moving to Lanford, though later dismisses this as just a casual idea. Bruce Willis makes a surprise cameo appearance as himself during the end credits.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Roseanne and Jackie's mother.
No.overall
An unannounced visit by Roseanne and Jackie's parents throws the Conner house into an uproar. Dan and Jackie urge a usually outspoken Roseanne to stick up for herself. Hostility and craziness abound, but the biggest shock comes when Bev announces they are considering moving to Lanford, though later dismisses this as just a casual idea. Bruce Willis makes a surprise cameo appearance as himself during the end credits.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Roseanne and Jackie's mother.
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23
No.overall
23
No. inseason
23
Title
"Let's Call It Quits"
Directed by
John Sgueglia
Written by
David McFadzean and Lauren Eve Anderson
Original release date
May 2, 1989 (1989-05-02)
Prod.code
222
US viewers(millions)
35.8
The Wellman women rebel against the stringent rules imposed by a tough new foreman, Keith Faber (Fred Thompson). After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne asks him to ease off. Faber agrees, but only if Roseanne treats him with deference and undeserved respect. When he reneges on the deal by claiming he now controls Roseanne, she, along with Jackie and their friends, permanently clock out. Final regular appearance of George Clooney as Booker Brooks.
The Wellman women rebel against the stringent rules imposed by a tough new foreman, Keith Faber (Fred Thompson). After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne asks him to ease off. Faber agrees, but only if Roseanne treats him with deference and undeserved respect. When he reneges on the deal by claiming he now controls Roseanne, she, along with Jackie and their friends, permanently clock out. Final regular appearance of George Clooney as Booker Brooks.
No.overall
The Wellman women rebel against the stringent rules imposed by a tough new foreman, Keith Faber (Fred Thompson). After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne asks him to ease off. Faber agrees, but only if Roseanne treats him with deference and undeserved respect. When he reneges on the deal by claiming he now controls Roseanne, she, along with Jackie and their friends, permanently clock out. Final regular appearance of George Clooney as Booker Brooks.
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) |
| 1 | 1 | "Life and Stuff" | Ellen Falcon | Matt Williams | October 18, 1988 (1988-10-18) | 101 | 36.2 |
| Roseanne is summoned to Darlene's school for a parent/teacher conference because she's been barking in history class. Stressed from the pressures of coping with home and work, she lashes out at Dan for not doing his share. Note: This episode is the only one in which Sal Barone played D.J. Conner. He was subsequently replaced by Michael Fishman. | |||||||
| 2 | 2 | "We're in the Money" | Ellen Falcon | David McFadzean | October 25, 1988 (1988-10-25) | 201 | 31.1 |
| Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance payment on themselves, neither can resist the temptation. Note: This is Michael Fishman's first appearance as D.J. | |||||||
| 3 | 3 | "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" | Ellen Falcon | Lauren Eve Anderson | November 1, 1988 (1988-11-01) | 205 | 36.9 |
| Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce after they run into a newly single friend. Dan puts their relationship under a microscope, and after a lot of "what ifs," he and Roseanne conclude their relationship is meant to last. Meanwhile, Roseanne's sister, Jackie, arrives to babysit the kids, during which they lock her out of the house. Jackie gets her revenge though by sneaking back inside and scaring the kids. | |||||||
| 4 | 4 | "Language Lessons" | Ellen Falcon | Laurie Gelman | November 22, 1988 (1988-11-22) | 208 | 30.7 |
| Dan and Roseanne take a body language test that will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts. The plan backfires when Dan's true feelings about Jackie are laid bare: he thinks Jackie is a meddlesome moocher, especially after she inadvertently comments about his lack of work, inciting a confrontation between the in-laws. | |||||||
| 5 | 5 | "Radio Days" | Ellen Falcon | Laurie Gelman | November 29, 1988 (1988-11-29) | 206 | 32.2 |
| As Becky and Darlene bicker over bedroom territory, Roseanne encourages Dan to enter a songwriting contest (using one of her own poems as the lyrics) in hopes of winning a $100 prize (the episode features a full-length rendition sung by John Goodman). Meanwhile, sexual tension between Jackie and Wellman foreman Booker Brooks heats up. | |||||||
| 6 | 6 | "Lovers' Lane" | Ellen Falcon | Danny Jacobson | December 6, 1988 (1988-12-06) | 209 | 34.8 |
| On a night out at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at Chip, Becky's first crush, who works there. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes: if he wins, she has to spend the night with him. He does so but refuses to spend the night with her because of a bet. | |||||||
| 7 | 7 | "The Memory Game" | Ellen Falcon | Grace McKeaney | December 13, 1988 (1988-12-13) | 202 | 36.2 |
| Dan's enthusiastic plan to have a family portrait taken for his and Roseanne's 15th high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne: during a brief breakup back in high school, Dan had a one-night stand with Roseanne's nemesis, Phyllis Zimmer (who appears in the Season 6 episode "Guilt by Imagination"). | |||||||
| 8 | 8 | "Here's to Good Friends" | Ellen Falcon | Danny Jacobson | December 20, 1988 (1988-12-20) | 207 | 35.4 |
| Roseanne and Jackie console a brokenhearted Crystal after her boyfriend dumps her. A night at the Lobo Lounge, reflecting on love and men, helped to set her right. While at the Lobo, a miffed Jackie embarrasses Booker when he unexpectedly shows up with another woman after telling her he was spending the evening with his mother. | |||||||
| 9 | 9 | "Dan's Birthday Bash" | Ellen Falcon | Grace McKeaney | January 3, 1989 (1989-01-03) | 210 | 38.0 |
| Roseanne and the kids surprise Dan with an elaborate birthday breakfast. Later that evening, Roseanne throws Dan a party at the Lobo. During the celebration, Dan barely avoids a fight with a loudmouthed jerk (Eric Allan Kramer) after Roseanne stops him. Afraid of looking like a wimp, Dan vows to beat up the bully the next time he sees him. When Dan and Roseanne run into the bully again and are harassed, Dan knocks him out cold. Meanwhile, Becky is invited to her boyfriend Chip's house for dinner. | |||||||
| 10 | 10 | "Saturday" | Ellen Falcon | David McFadzean | January 10, 1989 (1989-01-10) | 204 | 36.1 |
| Dan intends to spend Saturday afternoon working on (translation: drinking beer and talking in front of) an old truck with his friends. Roseanne, having heard similar claims before, bets Dan that the guys will not finish the repair work by the end of the day. Dan takes the bet but soon realizes he is losing. When Jackie rebuffs Dwight, one of Dan's buddies, he makes a move on Crystal. | |||||||
| 11 | 11 | "Canoga Time" | Ellen Falcon | David McFadzean | January 17, 1989 (1989-01-17) | 212 | 36.8 |
| Roseanne proposes a compromise when Dan is unable to bear parting with his old "junk" that Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale. Darlene forges a passing history grade on her report card. | |||||||
| 12 | 12 | "The Monday Thru Friday Show" | Ellen Falcon | Danny Jacobson | January 24, 1989 (1989-01-24) | 213 | 39.1 |
| Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th wedding anniversary with Roseanne envisioning a sunny Florida beach while Dan wants to fish at a rustic lodge. Becky is willing to accept a lower grade after refusing to dissect a frog in biology class. Darlene finds that a paper route is more work than she can handle and eventually gets fired. Jackie solves Dan and Roseanne's anniversary dilemma by taking the kids for the weekend, giving Dan and Roseanne some much-needed alone time at home. | |||||||
| 13 | 13 | "Bridge over Troubled Sonny" | Ellen Falcon | Laurie Gelman | January 31, 1989 (1989-01-31) | 211 | 38.3 |
| Crystal struggles to cope with her first husband Sonny's death after Jackie, in a rush to get them to work on time, drives them over the bridge that Sonny was accidentally buried inside during its construction. Roseanne is unsure whether to tell Crystal about Sonny's infidelities to help her get over him. Crystal finally confronts her emotions and reveals that she knew about Sonny's cheating and had her own affair to spite him. Darlene decides it is cool to smoke until Roseanne finds her pack of cigarettes. | |||||||
| 14 | 14 | "Father's Day" | Ellen Falcon | Lauren Eve Anderson | February 7, 1989 (1989-02-07) | 214 | 38.9 |
| Roseanne acts as a referee when Dan's father, Ed, visits the family bearing gifts. Everyone is thrilled to see him except Dan, who says Ed was an often-absent father and considers his philosophy of "work smart, not hard" as veiled criticism for his being a contractor, while Ed considers it caring, fatherly advice. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Ned Beatty as Ed Conner, Dan's father. | |||||||
| 15 | 15 | "Nightmare on Oak Street" | John Pasquin | Grace McKeaney | February 14, 1989 (1989-02-14) | 215 | 34.6 |
| After Dan lets the girls watch a slasher movie, Darlene has trouble sleeping. Roseanne blames the film, but the truth is something more natural: Darlene has had her first period. Roseanne sits her tomboyish daughter down for a heart-to-heart talk about becoming a woman. | |||||||
| 16 | 16 | "Mall Story" | John Sgueglia | Laurie Gelman | February 21, 1989 (1989-02-21) | 216 | 39.6 |
| At the annual Lanford Mall-A-Thon, Roseanne and her brood scout out deals in retail heaven. Roseanne makes Dan buy a new pair of dress shoes he does not want. Becky finds the perfect dress for the high school dance that Roseanne says is too expensive. Roseanne later asks Dan to return the shoes so she can afford to buy Becky's dress. | |||||||
| 17 | 17 | "Becky's Choice" | John Sgueglia | Laurie Gelman and Danny Jacobson | February 28, 1989 (1989-02-28) | 218 | 39.9 |
| Becky seems unenthused when Roseanne and Dan invite Becky's boyfriend Chip and his affluent parents over for dinner. During the evening, Roseanne catches Becky in the backyard, making out with Johnny Swanko, aka "The Tongue Bandit." Becky must now decide between Chip and Johnny. | |||||||
| 18 | 18 | "The Slice of Life" | John Sgueglia | Lauren Eve Anderson and David McFadzean | March 7, 1989 (1989-03-07) | 217 | 44.3 |
| Becky prepares for a slumber party, and Darlene practices to pitch in a baseball game. Darlene becomes extremely moody and storms out of the house after arguing with Roseanne over. Later, Roseanne receives a phone call that Darlene was rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Roseanne is wracked with guilt after Darlene develops complications; Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the doctor's prognosis, though all turns out well. Lynne Thigpen guest stars as Darlene's surgeon, Dr. Bryce. | |||||||
| 19 | 19 | "Workin' Overtime" | Ellen Falcon | Bill Pentland | March 14, 1989 (1989-03-14) | 203 | 41.2 |
| The Wellman employees are exhausted after Booker continues to lengthen work shifts due to upped quotas and machinery errors. Roseanne is unable to handle the pressure, especially when Dan starts working overtime as well. After one too many long days, she takes a breather at a local diner where a waitress provides some perspective about life and loneliness. | |||||||
| 20 | 20 | "Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore" | John Sgueglia | Grace McKeaney | March 28, 1989 (1989-03-28) | 219 | 40.1 |
| A dangerous tornado is heading for Lanford, and the Conners, along with Crystal (who takes shelter at their house), prepare for the storm. Problems arise: Becky insists on retrieving her pet guinea pigs from the garage, while Jackie barely makes it to shelter after a trip to the grocery store, prompting a fight between her and Roseanne. | |||||||
| 21 | 21 | "Death and Stuff" | John Sgueglia | Bill Pentland | April 11, 1989 (1989-04-11) | 220 | 39.2 |
| During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman (Jeff Corey) drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Roseanne and Dan attempt to conceal the corpse while potential buyers for their old washer and dryer pass through the house. The police officer responding to their emergency call helps Darlene make baklava for a school project while awaiting the coroner. | |||||||
| 22 | 22 | "Dear Mom and Dad" | John Sgueglia | Danny Jacobson | April 18, 1989 (1989-04-18) | 221 | 41.8 |
| An unannounced visit by Roseanne and Jackie's parents throws the Conner house into an uproar. Dan and Jackie urge a usually outspoken Roseanne to stick up for herself. Hostility and craziness abound, but the biggest shock comes when Bev announces they are considering moving to Lanford, though later dismisses this as just a casual idea. Bruce Willis makes a surprise cameo appearance as himself during the end credits. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Roseanne and Jackie's mother. | |||||||
| 23 | 23 | "Let's Call It Quits" | John Sgueglia | David McFadzean and Lauren Eve Anderson | May 2, 1989 (1989-05-02) | 222 | 35.8 |
| The Wellman women rebel against the stringent rules imposed by a tough new foreman, Keith Faber (Fred Thompson). After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne asks him to ease off. Faber agrees, but only if Roseanne treats him with deference and undeserved respect. When he reneges on the deal by claiming he now controls Roseanne, she, along with Jackie and their friends, permanently clock out. Final regular appearance of George Clooney as Booker Brooks. | |||||||
Roseanne, season 2 episodes · Episodes › Season 2 (1989–90)
24
24
No.overall
24
No. inseason
1
Title
"Inherit the Wind"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Allan Katz
Original release date
September 12, 1989 (1989-09-12)
Prod.code
301
US viewers(millions)
39.4
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation after quitting her job at Wellman Plastics. Becky is mortified after breaking wind while giving a speech in front of the school council. Jackie and Roseanne's attempts to console Becky fail until Jimmy (Stephen Dorff) arrives at the Conner house for their Friday night date.
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation after quitting her job at Wellman Plastics. Becky is mortified after breaking wind while giving a speech in front of the school council. Jackie and Roseanne's attempts to console Becky fail until Jimmy (Stephen Dorff) arrives at the Conner house for their Friday night date.
No.overall
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation after quitting her job at Wellman Plastics. Becky is mortified after breaking wind while giving a speech in front of the school council. Jackie and Roseanne's attempts to console Becky fail until Jimmy (Stephen Dorff) arrives at the Conner house for their Friday night date.
25
25
No.overall
25
No. inseason
2
Title
"The Little Sister"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Joss Whedon
Original release date
September 19, 1989 (1989-09-19)
Prod.code
303
US viewers(millions)
38.5
Jackie takes offense at Roseanne's snarky remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals she enrolled in the local police academy. Meanwhile, Darlene taunts Becky for looking at Dan's girlie magazine, and after being chastised by her parents for snitching on Becky, Darlene commiserates with a drunken Jackie about her frustrations over being the younger sister.
Jackie takes offense at Roseanne's snarky remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals she enrolled in the local police academy. Meanwhile, Darlene taunts Becky for looking at Dan's girlie magazine, and after being chastised by her parents for snitching on Becky, Darlene commiserates with a drunken Jackie about her frustrations over being the younger sister.
No.overall
Jackie takes offense at Roseanne's snarky remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals she enrolled in the local police academy. Meanwhile, Darlene taunts Becky for looking at Dan's girlie magazine, and after being chastised by her parents for snitching on Becky, Darlene commiserates with a drunken Jackie about her frustrations over being the younger sister.
26
26
No.overall
26
No. inseason
3
Title
"Guilt by Disassociation"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Tom Arnold
Original release date
September 26, 1989 (1989-09-26)
Prod.code
302
US viewers(millions)
41.7
Roseanne is hopeful after a friend recommends her for an office job where her husband works. It would allow Roseanne to quit her hated telemarketing job. After a quick interview, she gets the job, but the celebration is short-lived after the job is revoked due to Roseanne lacking computer skills.
Roseanne is hopeful after a friend recommends her for an office job where her husband works. It would allow Roseanne to quit her hated telemarketing job. After a quick interview, she gets the job, but the celebration is short-lived after the job is revoked due to Roseanne lacking computer skills.
No.overall
Roseanne is hopeful after a friend recommends her for an office job where her husband works. It would allow Roseanne to quit her hated telemarketing job. After a quick interview, she gets the job, but the celebration is short-lived after the job is revoked due to Roseanne lacking computer skills.
27
27
No.overall
27
No. inseason
4
Title
"Somebody Stole My Gal"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Martin Pasko and Rebecca Parr
Original release date
October 3, 1989 (1989-10-03)
Prod.code
304
US viewers(millions)
43.5
When Bert (Kevin Dunn), an emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site, adopts the Conners as a surrogate family, the family attempts to eject him from their lives.
When Bert (Kevin Dunn), an emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site, adopts the Conners as a surrogate family, the family attempts to eject him from their lives.
No.overall
When Bert (Kevin Dunn), an emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site, adopts the Conners as a surrogate family, the family attempts to eject him from their lives.
Roseanne feels abandoned as Jackie prepares to leave for her six-week police academy training. Becky takes Darlene to her first coed party. When Darlene later jibes Becky for making out with her boyfriend, Roseanne gives the girls a talk about boys.
Roseanne feels abandoned as Jackie prepares to leave for her six-week police academy training. Becky takes Darlene to her first coed party. When Darlene later jibes Becky for making out with her boyfriend, Roseanne gives the girls a talk about boys.
No.overall
Roseanne feels abandoned as Jackie prepares to leave for her six-week police academy training. Becky takes Darlene to her first coed party. When Darlene later jibes Becky for making out with her boyfriend, Roseanne gives the girls a talk about boys.
29
29
No.overall
29
No. inseason
6
Title
"Five of a Kind"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Norma Safford Vela and Danny Jacobson
Original release date
October 24, 1989 (1989-10-24)
Prod.code
308
US viewers(millions)
38.6
A poker night turns interesting after Dan's friend, Arnie, give Roseanne an unexpected kiss, leaving her unsure if it was platonic or something more. After talking to Jackie about it, Roseanne realizes it was only meant as a friendly, though inappropriate gesture.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Tom Arnold as Arnie, Dan's friend.
A poker night turns interesting after Dan's friend, Arnie, give Roseanne an unexpected kiss, leaving her unsure if it was platonic or something more. After talking to Jackie about it, Roseanne realizes it was only meant as a friendly, though inappropriate gesture.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Tom Arnold as Arnie, Dan's friend.
No.overall
A poker night turns interesting after Dan's friend, Arnie, give Roseanne an unexpected kiss, leaving her unsure if it was platonic or something more. After talking to Jackie about it, Roseanne realizes it was only meant as a friendly, though inappropriate gesture.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Tom Arnold as Arnie, Dan's friend.
30
30
No.overall
30
No. inseason
7
Title
"Boo!"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Norma Safford Vela
Original release date
October 31, 1989 (1989-10-31)
Prod.code
307
US viewers(millions)
36.7
The Conners turn their house into a Halloween "Tunnel of Terror". Roseanne and Dan compete to be the 'Master of Horror' by out-pranking each other. Roseanne finally wins after fooling Dan into believing that her parents are coming for a three-week visit. Becky, upset at not being invited to a classmate's Halloween party, eventually joins the family fun dressed as a dismembered flight attendant.
The Conners turn their house into a Halloween "Tunnel of Terror". Roseanne and Dan compete to be the 'Master of Horror' by out-pranking each other. Roseanne finally wins after fooling Dan into believing that her parents are coming for a three-week visit. Becky, upset at not being invited to a classmate's Halloween party, eventually joins the family fun dressed as a dismembered flight attendant.
No.overall
The Conners turn their house into a Halloween "Tunnel of Terror". Roseanne and Dan compete to be the 'Master of Horror' by out-pranking each other. Roseanne finally wins after fooling Dan into believing that her parents are coming for a three-week visit. Becky, upset at not being invited to a classmate's Halloween party, eventually joins the family fun dressed as a dismembered flight attendant.
31
31
No.overall
31
No. inseason
8
Title
"Sweet Dreams"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Danny Jacobson
Original release date
November 7, 1989 (1989-11-07)
Prod.code
305
US viewers(millions)
36.3
Roseanne wants to relax in the bathtub but is constantly interrupted by family; she ends up dreaming about being on trial for having murdered her husband and children. Her family comes back to testify on her behalf, and a lavish musical number.
Roseanne wants to relax in the bathtub but is constantly interrupted by family; she ends up dreaming about being on trial for having murdered her husband and children. Her family comes back to testify on her behalf, and a lavish musical number.
No.overall
Roseanne wants to relax in the bathtub but is constantly interrupted by family; she ends up dreaming about being on trial for having murdered her husband and children. Her family comes back to testify on her behalf, and a lavish musical number.
32
32
No.overall
32
No. inseason
9
Title
"We Gather Together"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Danny Jacobson
Original release date
November 21, 1989 (1989-11-21)
Prod.code
309
US viewers(millions)
38.8
As the family gathers for Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally tells her mother she joined the police force, unleashing Bev's anger at both Jackie and Roseanne. After dinner, Dan disapproves when it seems his father is interested in romancing Crystal.
Note: Ann Wedgeworth appears in this episode as Audrey, Dan's Mom.
As the family gathers for Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally tells her mother she joined the police force, unleashing Bev's anger at both Jackie and Roseanne. After dinner, Dan disapproves when it seems his father is interested in romancing Crystal.
Note: Ann Wedgeworth appears in this episode as Audrey, Dan's Mom.
No.overall
As the family gathers for Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally tells her mother she joined the police force, unleashing Bev's anger at both Jackie and Roseanne. After dinner, Dan disapproves when it seems his father is interested in romancing Crystal.
Note: Ann Wedgeworth appears in this episode as Audrey, Dan's Mom.
33
33
No.overall
33
No. inseason
10
Title
"Brain-Dead Poets Society"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Joss Whedon
Original release date
November 28, 1989 (1989-11-28)
Prod.code
310
US viewers(millions)
37.9
Darlene's poem is rated best in her class and she is asked to read it at her school's Culture Night. Darlene does not want to, but Roseanne puts her foot down.
Darlene's poem is rated best in her class and she is asked to read it at her school's Culture Night. Darlene does not want to, but Roseanne puts her foot down.
No.overall
Darlene's poem is rated best in her class and she is asked to read it at her school's Culture Night. Darlene does not want to, but Roseanne puts her foot down.
34
34
No.overall
34
No. inseason
11
Title
"Lobocop"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Tom Arnold
Original release date
December 5, 1989 (1989-12-05)
Prod.code
311
US viewers(millions)
36.2
Dan works long hours and Roseanne gets a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge, leaving both too exhausted for romance. Dan takes the initiative to remedy the matter.
Dan works long hours and Roseanne gets a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge, leaving both too exhausted for romance. Dan takes the initiative to remedy the matter.
No.overall
Dan works long hours and Roseanne gets a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge, leaving both too exhausted for romance. Dan takes the initiative to remedy the matter.
35
35
No.overall
35
No. inseason
12
Title
"No Talking"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Norma Safford Vela
Original release date
December 12, 1989 (1989-12-12)
Prod.code
312
US viewers(millions)
37.3
Becky develops a rebellious attitude, resulting in her and Roseanne having a particularly nasty string of fights. Roseanne accuses Dan for always remaining neutral and making her the "bad" parent. After Becky gives Roseanne the silent treatment and locks her out of her and Darlene's bedroom, Roseanne removes the door. While cleaning the girls' bedroom one day, Roseanne finds Becky's "real" diary, but Jackie convinces her to respect her daughter's privacy. Roseanne makes a peace offering by giving back the door.
Note: This is the last episode of Roseanne to air in the 1980s.
Becky develops a rebellious attitude, resulting in her and Roseanne having a particularly nasty string of fights. Roseanne accuses Dan for always remaining neutral and making her the "bad" parent. After Becky gives Roseanne the silent treatment and locks her out of her and Darlene's bedroom, Roseanne removes the door. While cleaning the girls' bedroom one day, Roseanne finds Becky's "real" diary, but Jackie convinces her to respect her daughter's privacy. Roseanne makes a peace offering by giving back the door.
Note: This is the last episode of Roseanne to air in the 1980s.
No.overall
Becky develops a rebellious attitude, resulting in her and Roseanne having a particularly nasty string of fights. Roseanne accuses Dan for always remaining neutral and making her the "bad" parent. After Becky gives Roseanne the silent treatment and locks her out of her and Darlene's bedroom, Roseanne removes the door. While cleaning the girls' bedroom one day, Roseanne finds Becky's "real" diary, but Jackie convinces her to respect her daughter's privacy. Roseanne makes a peace offering by giving back the door.
Note: This is the last episode of Roseanne to air in the 1980s.
36
36
No.overall
36
No. inseason
13
Title
"Chicken Hearts"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Joss Whedon
Original release date
January 2, 1990 (1990-01-02)
Prod.code
313
US viewers(millions)
39.3
Roseanne's new job at a fried chicken restaurant includes an obnoxious teenaged boss who schedules her to work weekends, interfering with the Conner's family time. In an attempt to change his mind, she invites him to dinner and Dan offers to help with his automotive project for school, but his nasty attitude convinces everyone that Roseanne deserves better treatment.
Note: Glenn Shadix appears in this episode as an indecisive customer at the fast-food restaurant. This is the first episode of Roseanne to air in the 1990s.
Roseanne's new job at a fried chicken restaurant includes an obnoxious teenaged boss who schedules her to work weekends, interfering with the Conner's family time. In an attempt to change his mind, she invites him to dinner and Dan offers to help with his automotive project for school, but his nasty attitude convinces everyone that Roseanne deserves better treatment.
Note: Glenn Shadix appears in this episode as an indecisive customer at the fast-food restaurant. This is the first episode of Roseanne to air in the 1990s.
No.overall
Roseanne's new job at a fried chicken restaurant includes an obnoxious teenaged boss who schedules her to work weekends, interfering with the Conner's family time. In an attempt to change his mind, she invites him to dinner and Dan offers to help with his automotive project for school, but his nasty attitude convinces everyone that Roseanne deserves better treatment.
Note: Glenn Shadix appears in this episode as an indecisive customer at the fast-food restaurant. This is the first episode of Roseanne to air in the 1990s.
37
37
No.overall
37
No. inseason
14
Title
"One for the Road"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Sheree Guitar
Original release date
January 9, 1990 (1990-01-09)
Prod.code
314
US viewers(millions)
41.4
When Becky and her friend Dana are left at home alone for the day, Becky whips up 'Tornadoes' from the Conner's liquor cabinet, resulting in the girls getting drunk. A hungover Becky is left to explain herself when Dana's mother Karen (Dee Dee Rescher) arrives the next morning demanding to know what happened.
When Becky and her friend Dana are left at home alone for the day, Becky whips up 'Tornadoes' from the Conner's liquor cabinet, resulting in the girls getting drunk. A hungover Becky is left to explain herself when Dana's mother Karen (Dee Dee Rescher) arrives the next morning demanding to know what happened.
No.overall
When Becky and her friend Dana are left at home alone for the day, Becky whips up 'Tornadoes' from the Conner's liquor cabinet, resulting in the girls getting drunk. A hungover Becky is left to explain herself when Dana's mother Karen (Dee Dee Rescher) arrives the next morning demanding to know what happened.
38
38
No.overall
38
No. inseason
15
Title
"An Officer and a Gentleman"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Danny Jacobson and Norma Safford Vela
Original release date
January 23, 1990 (1990-01-23)
Prod.code
315
US viewers(millions)
38.8
Jackie steps in as a substitute mom when Roseanne goes to Moline to visit their father, who is in the hospital. Jackie dazzles Dan and the kids with her housekeeping skills right out of a 1950s family sitcom. An appreciative Dan tells Jackie that he is upgrading their sometimes strained relationship from in-laws to friends.
Jackie steps in as a substitute mom when Roseanne goes to Moline to visit their father, who is in the hospital. Jackie dazzles Dan and the kids with her housekeeping skills right out of a 1950s family sitcom. An appreciative Dan tells Jackie that he is upgrading their sometimes strained relationship from in-laws to friends.
No.overall
Jackie steps in as a substitute mom when Roseanne goes to Moline to visit their father, who is in the hospital. Jackie dazzles Dan and the kids with her housekeeping skills right out of a 1950s family sitcom. An appreciative Dan tells Jackie that he is upgrading their sometimes strained relationship from in-laws to friends.
39
39
No.overall
39
No. inseason
16
Title
"Born to Be Wild"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Stephen Paymer
Original release date
January 30, 1990 (1990-01-30)
Prod.code
316
US viewers(millions)
38.0
The Conners' old high school biker pal Ziggy roars into town, making Dan and Roseanne feel old and trapped. They realize that while their lives did not turn out as their youthful selves had envisioned, they still feel fulfilled, particularly after Ziggy refurbishes Dan's old Harley motorcycle so Dan can ride again.
Note: This episode marks the first of two appearances by Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy, Dan and Roseanne's high school friend.
The Conners' old high school biker pal Ziggy roars into town, making Dan and Roseanne feel old and trapped. They realize that while their lives did not turn out as their youthful selves had envisioned, they still feel fulfilled, particularly after Ziggy refurbishes Dan's old Harley motorcycle so Dan can ride again.
Note: This episode marks the first of two appearances by Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy, Dan and Roseanne's high school friend.
No.overall
The Conners' old high school biker pal Ziggy roars into town, making Dan and Roseanne feel old and trapped. They realize that while their lives did not turn out as their youthful selves had envisioned, they still feel fulfilled, particularly after Ziggy refurbishes Dan's old Harley motorcycle so Dan can ride again.
Note: This episode marks the first of two appearances by Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy, Dan and Roseanne's high school friend.
40
40
No.overall
40
No. inseason
17
Title
"Hair"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Norma Safford Vela and Danny Jacobson
Original release date
February 6, 1990 (1990-02-06)
Prod.code
317
US viewers(millions)
35.3
Crystal recommends Roseanne for a job at the beauty salon she frequents, Art's Beauty Shop, sweeping hair, making coffee, and booking appointments. Roseanne is hesitant, feeling it would be degrading, but once she interviewed, she is persuaded into taking the position by the shop's kindly owner. After a short time on the job, she receives a raise and more responsibility.
Crystal recommends Roseanne for a job at the beauty salon she frequents, Art's Beauty Shop, sweeping hair, making coffee, and booking appointments. Roseanne is hesitant, feeling it would be degrading, but once she interviewed, she is persuaded into taking the position by the shop's kindly owner. After a short time on the job, she receives a raise and more responsibility.
No.overall
Crystal recommends Roseanne for a job at the beauty salon she frequents, Art's Beauty Shop, sweeping hair, making coffee, and booking appointments. Roseanne is hesitant, feeling it would be degrading, but once she interviewed, she is persuaded into taking the position by the shop's kindly owner. After a short time on the job, she receives a raise and more responsibility.
41
41
No.overall
41
No. inseason
18
Title
"I'm Hungry"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Danny Jacobson and Norma Safford Vela
Original release date
February 13, 1990 (1990-02-13)
Prod.code
318
US viewers(millions)
31.1
Roseanne realizes she and Dan need to lose weight. She puts restrictions on their diet, but has the most trouble adapting to the new regime. Roseanne sticks with it and celebrates when she can fit back into her jeans.
Roseanne realizes she and Dan need to lose weight. She puts restrictions on their diet, but has the most trouble adapting to the new regime. Roseanne sticks with it and celebrates when she can fit back into her jeans.
No.overall
Roseanne realizes she and Dan need to lose weight. She puts restrictions on their diet, but has the most trouble adapting to the new regime. Roseanne sticks with it and celebrates when she can fit back into her jeans.
42
42
No.overall
42
No. inseason
19
Title
"All of Me"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Norma Safford Vela and Danny Jacobson
Original release date
February 20, 1990 (1990-02-20)
Prod.code
319
US viewers(millions)
32.6
Jackie's constant gushing about new boyfriend Gary being 'the one,' causes Roseanne to accuse her of acting like a submissive, lovesick teenager. A big fight ensues between the two sisters.
Jackie's constant gushing about new boyfriend Gary being 'the one,' causes Roseanne to accuse her of acting like a submissive, lovesick teenager. A big fight ensues between the two sisters.
No.overall
Jackie's constant gushing about new boyfriend Gary being 'the one,' causes Roseanne to accuse her of acting like a submissive, lovesick teenager. A big fight ensues between the two sisters.
43
43
No.overall
43
No. inseason
20
Title
"To Tell the Truth"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Danny Jacobson and Norma Safford Vela
Original release date
February 27, 1990 (1990-02-27)
Prod.code
320
US viewers(millions)
35.1
After their fight, Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment but, when Gary proposes, the sisters reconcile. Roseanne is overjoyed and goes into overdrive with wedding preparations, but Gary and Jackie realize they are unready for marriage and slow down their relationship.
Note: As the ending credits roll there are photographs of the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana Princess of Wales.
After their fight, Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment but, when Gary proposes, the sisters reconcile. Roseanne is overjoyed and goes into overdrive with wedding preparations, but Gary and Jackie realize they are unready for marriage and slow down their relationship.
Note: As the ending credits roll there are photographs of the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana Princess of Wales.
No.overall
After their fight, Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment but, when Gary proposes, the sisters reconcile. Roseanne is overjoyed and goes into overdrive with wedding preparations, but Gary and Jackie realize they are unready for marriage and slow down their relationship.
Note: As the ending credits roll there are photographs of the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana Princess of Wales.
44
44
No.overall
44
No. inseason
21
Title
"Fender Bender"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Penelope Spheeris and Bill Gerber
Original release date
March 20, 1990 (1990-03-20)
Prod.code
322
US viewers(millions)
34.3
While moving her car outside the beauty shop, Roseanne is rear-ended by Mrs. Wellman, injuring her neck and requiring her to take time off from work to recuperate at home. When Mrs. Wellman does not apologize, Roseanne considers suing her. Mrs. Wellman offers a smaller counter proposal.
While moving her car outside the beauty shop, Roseanne is rear-ended by Mrs. Wellman, injuring her neck and requiring her to take time off from work to recuperate at home. When Mrs. Wellman does not apologize, Roseanne considers suing her. Mrs. Wellman offers a smaller counter proposal.
No.overall
While moving her car outside the beauty shop, Roseanne is rear-ended by Mrs. Wellman, injuring her neck and requiring her to take time off from work to recuperate at home. When Mrs. Wellman does not apologize, Roseanne considers suing her. Mrs. Wellman offers a smaller counter proposal.
45
45
No.overall
45
No. inseason
22
Title
"April Fool's Day"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Stephen Paymer
Original release date
April 10, 1990 (1990-04-10)
Prod.code
323
US viewers(millions)
33.4
It is tax day and Dan and Roseanne stress out trying to complete their tax form until they are forced to go to the IRS office.
It is tax day and Dan and Roseanne stress out trying to complete their tax form until they are forced to go to the IRS office.
No.overall
It is tax day and Dan and Roseanne stress out trying to complete their tax form until they are forced to go to the IRS office.
46
46
No.overall
46
No. inseason
23
Title
"Fathers and Daughters"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Kim C. Friese
Original release date
May 1, 1990 (1990-05-01)
Prod.code
324
US viewers(millions)
32.6
Roseanne accuses Dan of favoring Darlene over Becky until he points out that she does the same thing with Becky. In an attempt to individually bond with their daughters, Dan takes Becky to the mall and Roseanne goes to Darlene's basketball game. Dan and Roseanne finally realize their daughters are unique and respond to each parent differently.
Roseanne accuses Dan of favoring Darlene over Becky until he points out that she does the same thing with Becky. In an attempt to individually bond with their daughters, Dan takes Becky to the mall and Roseanne goes to Darlene's basketball game. Dan and Roseanne finally realize their daughters are unique and respond to each parent differently.
No.overall
Roseanne accuses Dan of favoring Darlene over Becky until he points out that she does the same thing with Becky. In an attempt to individually bond with their daughters, Dan takes Becky to the mall and Roseanne goes to Darlene's basketball game. Dan and Roseanne finally realize their daughters are unique and respond to each parent differently.
47
47
No.overall
47
No. inseason
24
Title
"Happy Birthday"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Geraldine Barr and Maxine Epstein
Original release date
May 8, 1990 (1990-05-08)
Prod.code
321
US viewers(millions)
27.8
On her birthday, Roseanne wishes for more time to write. Dan and the kids surprise her by creating a writing studio in the basement. Unfortunately, Roseanne is then hit with a severe case of writer's block.
On her birthday, Roseanne wishes for more time to write. Dan and the kids surprise her by creating a writing studio in the basement. Unfortunately, Roseanne is then hit with a severe case of writer's block.
No.overall
On her birthday, Roseanne wishes for more time to write. Dan and the kids surprise her by creating a writing studio in the basement. Unfortunately, Roseanne is then hit with a severe case of writer's block.
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) |
| 24 | 1 | "Inherit the Wind" | John Pasquin | Allan Katz | September 12, 1989 (1989-09-12) | 301 | 39.4 |
| Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation after quitting her job at Wellman Plastics. Becky is mortified after breaking wind while giving a speech in front of the school council. Jackie and Roseanne's attempts to console Becky fail until Jimmy (Stephen Dorff) arrives at the Conner house for their Friday night date. | |||||||
| 25 | 2 | "The Little Sister" | John Pasquin | Joss Whedon | September 19, 1989 (1989-09-19) | 303 | 38.5 |
| Jackie takes offense at Roseanne's snarky remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals she enrolled in the local police academy. Meanwhile, Darlene taunts Becky for looking at Dan's girlie magazine, and after being chastised by her parents for snitching on Becky, Darlene commiserates with a drunken Jackie about her frustrations over being the younger sister. | |||||||
| 26 | 3 | "Guilt by Disassociation" | John Pasquin | Tom Arnold | September 26, 1989 (1989-09-26) | 302 | 41.7 |
| Roseanne is hopeful after a friend recommends her for an office job where her husband works. It would allow Roseanne to quit her hated telemarketing job. After a quick interview, she gets the job, but the celebration is short-lived after the job is revoked due to Roseanne lacking computer skills. | |||||||
| 27 | 4 | "Somebody Stole My Gal" | John Pasquin | Martin Pasko and Rebecca Parr | October 3, 1989 (1989-10-03) | 304 | 43.5 |
| When Bert (Kevin Dunn), an emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site, adopts the Conners as a surrogate family, the family attempts to eject him from their lives. | |||||||
| 28 | 5 | "House of Grown-Ups" | John Pasquin | Joss Whedon | October 10, 1989 (1989-10-10) | 306 | 40.8 |
| Roseanne feels abandoned as Jackie prepares to leave for her six-week police academy training. Becky takes Darlene to her first coed party. When Darlene later jibes Becky for making out with her boyfriend, Roseanne gives the girls a talk about boys. | |||||||
| 29 | 6 | "Five of a Kind" | John Pasquin | Norma Safford Vela and Danny Jacobson | October 24, 1989 (1989-10-24) | 308 | 38.6 |
| A poker night turns interesting after Dan's friend, Arnie, give Roseanne an unexpected kiss, leaving her unsure if it was platonic or something more. After talking to Jackie about it, Roseanne realizes it was only meant as a friendly, though inappropriate gesture. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Tom Arnold as Arnie, Dan's friend. | |||||||
| 30 | 7 | "Boo!" | John Pasquin | Norma Safford Vela | October 31, 1989 (1989-10-31) | 307 | 36.7 |
| The Conners turn their house into a Halloween "Tunnel of Terror". Roseanne and Dan compete to be the 'Master of Horror' by out-pranking each other. Roseanne finally wins after fooling Dan into believing that her parents are coming for a three-week visit. Becky, upset at not being invited to a classmate's Halloween party, eventually joins the family fun dressed as a dismembered flight attendant. | |||||||
| 31 | 8 | "Sweet Dreams" | John Pasquin | Danny Jacobson | November 7, 1989 (1989-11-07) | 305 | 36.3 |
| Roseanne wants to relax in the bathtub but is constantly interrupted by family; she ends up dreaming about being on trial for having murdered her husband and children. Her family comes back to testify on her behalf, and a lavish musical number. | |||||||
| 32 | 9 | "We Gather Together" | John Pasquin | Danny Jacobson | November 21, 1989 (1989-11-21) | 309 | 38.8 |
| As the family gathers for Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally tells her mother she joined the police force, unleashing Bev's anger at both Jackie and Roseanne. After dinner, Dan disapproves when it seems his father is interested in romancing Crystal. Note: Ann Wedgeworth appears in this episode as Audrey, Dan's Mom. | |||||||
| 33 | 10 | "Brain-Dead Poets Society" | John Pasquin | Joss Whedon | November 28, 1989 (1989-11-28) | 310 | 37.9 |
| Darlene's poem is rated best in her class and she is asked to read it at her school's Culture Night. Darlene does not want to, but Roseanne puts her foot down. | |||||||
| 34 | 11 | "Lobocop" | John Pasquin | Tom Arnold | December 5, 1989 (1989-12-05) | 311 | 36.2 |
| Dan works long hours and Roseanne gets a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge, leaving both too exhausted for romance. Dan takes the initiative to remedy the matter. | |||||||
| 35 | 12 | "No Talking" | John Pasquin | Norma Safford Vela | December 12, 1989 (1989-12-12) | 312 | 37.3 |
| Becky develops a rebellious attitude, resulting in her and Roseanne having a particularly nasty string of fights. Roseanne accuses Dan for always remaining neutral and making her the "bad" parent. After Becky gives Roseanne the silent treatment and locks her out of her and Darlene's bedroom, Roseanne removes the door. While cleaning the girls' bedroom one day, Roseanne finds Becky's "real" diary, but Jackie convinces her to respect her daughter's privacy. Roseanne makes a peace offering by giving back the door. Note: This is the last episode of Roseanne to air in the 1980s. | |||||||
| 36 | 13 | "Chicken Hearts" | John Pasquin | Joss Whedon | January 2, 1990 (1990-01-02) | 313 | 39.3 |
| Roseanne's new job at a fried chicken restaurant includes an obnoxious teenaged boss who schedules her to work weekends, interfering with the Conner's family time. In an attempt to change his mind, she invites him to dinner and Dan offers to help with his automotive project for school, but his nasty attitude convinces everyone that Roseanne deserves better treatment. Note: Glenn Shadix appears in this episode as an indecisive customer at the fast-food restaurant. This is the first episode of Roseanne to air in the 1990s. | |||||||
| 37 | 14 | "One for the Road" | John Pasquin | Sheree Guitar | January 9, 1990 (1990-01-09) | 314 | 41.4 |
| When Becky and her friend Dana are left at home alone for the day, Becky whips up 'Tornadoes' from the Conner's liquor cabinet, resulting in the girls getting drunk. A hungover Becky is left to explain herself when Dana's mother Karen (Dee Dee Rescher) arrives the next morning demanding to know what happened. | |||||||
| 38 | 15 | "An Officer and a Gentleman" | John Pasquin | Danny Jacobson and Norma Safford Vela | January 23, 1990 (1990-01-23) | 315 | 38.8 |
| Jackie steps in as a substitute mom when Roseanne goes to Moline to visit their father, who is in the hospital. Jackie dazzles Dan and the kids with her housekeeping skills right out of a 1950s family sitcom. An appreciative Dan tells Jackie that he is upgrading their sometimes strained relationship from in-laws to friends. | |||||||
| 39 | 16 | "Born to Be Wild" | John Pasquin | Stephen Paymer | January 30, 1990 (1990-01-30) | 316 | 38.0 |
| The Conners' old high school biker pal Ziggy roars into town, making Dan and Roseanne feel old and trapped. They realize that while their lives did not turn out as their youthful selves had envisioned, they still feel fulfilled, particularly after Ziggy refurbishes Dan's old Harley motorcycle so Dan can ride again. Note: This episode marks the first of two appearances by Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy, Dan and Roseanne's high school friend. | |||||||
| 40 | 17 | "Hair" | John Pasquin | Norma Safford Vela and Danny Jacobson | February 6, 1990 (1990-02-06) | 317 | 35.3 |
| Crystal recommends Roseanne for a job at the beauty salon she frequents, Art's Beauty Shop, sweeping hair, making coffee, and booking appointments. Roseanne is hesitant, feeling it would be degrading, but once she interviewed, she is persuaded into taking the position by the shop's kindly owner. After a short time on the job, she receives a raise and more responsibility. | |||||||
| 41 | 18 | "I'm Hungry" | John Pasquin | Danny Jacobson and Norma Safford Vela | February 13, 1990 (1990-02-13) | 318 | 31.1 |
| Roseanne realizes she and Dan need to lose weight. She puts restrictions on their diet, but has the most trouble adapting to the new regime. Roseanne sticks with it and celebrates when she can fit back into her jeans. | |||||||
| 42 | 19 | "All of Me" | John Pasquin | Norma Safford Vela and Danny Jacobson | February 20, 1990 (1990-02-20) | 319 | 32.6 |
| Jackie's constant gushing about new boyfriend Gary being 'the one,' causes Roseanne to accuse her of acting like a submissive, lovesick teenager. A big fight ensues between the two sisters. | |||||||
| 43 | 20 | "To Tell the Truth" | John Pasquin | Danny Jacobson and Norma Safford Vela | February 27, 1990 (1990-02-27) | 320 | 35.1 |
| After their fight, Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment but, when Gary proposes, the sisters reconcile. Roseanne is overjoyed and goes into overdrive with wedding preparations, but Gary and Jackie realize they are unready for marriage and slow down their relationship. Note: As the ending credits roll there are photographs of the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana Princess of Wales. | |||||||
| 44 | 21 | "Fender Bender" | John Pasquin | Penelope Spheeris and Bill Gerber | March 20, 1990 (1990-03-20) | 322 | 34.3 |
| While moving her car outside the beauty shop, Roseanne is rear-ended by Mrs. Wellman, injuring her neck and requiring her to take time off from work to recuperate at home. When Mrs. Wellman does not apologize, Roseanne considers suing her. Mrs. Wellman offers a smaller counter proposal. | |||||||
| 45 | 22 | "April Fool's Day" | John Pasquin | Stephen Paymer | April 10, 1990 (1990-04-10) | 323 | 33.4 |
| It is tax day and Dan and Roseanne stress out trying to complete their tax form until they are forced to go to the IRS office. | |||||||
| 46 | 23 | "Fathers and Daughters" | John Pasquin | Kim C. Friese | May 1, 1990 (1990-05-01) | 324 | 32.6 |
| Roseanne accuses Dan of favoring Darlene over Becky until he points out that she does the same thing with Becky. In an attempt to individually bond with their daughters, Dan takes Becky to the mall and Roseanne goes to Darlene's basketball game. Dan and Roseanne finally realize their daughters are unique and respond to each parent differently. | |||||||
| 47 | 24 | "Happy Birthday" | John Pasquin | Geraldine Barr and Maxine Epstein | May 8, 1990 (1990-05-08) | 321 | 27.8 |
| On her birthday, Roseanne wishes for more time to write. Dan and the kids surprise her by creating a writing studio in the basement. Unfortunately, Roseanne is then hit with a severe case of writer's block. | |||||||
Roseanne, season 3 episodes · Episodes › Season 3 (1990–91)
48
48
No.overall
48
No. inseason
1
Title
"The Test"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Bob Myer
Original release date
September 18, 1990 (1990-09-18)
Prod.code
401
US viewers(millions)
29.8
One Saturday, Roseanne tries and fails to shoo everyone out of the house, while Dan keeps postponing Becky's driving lesson. Roseanne secretly enlists Jackie and Crystal's help in taking a home pregnancy test. When it is discovered what they are up to, everyone awaits the results together. The test is negative, leaving Roseanne both relieved and sad.
One Saturday, Roseanne tries and fails to shoo everyone out of the house, while Dan keeps postponing Becky's driving lesson. Roseanne secretly enlists Jackie and Crystal's help in taking a home pregnancy test. When it is discovered what they are up to, everyone awaits the results together. The test is negative, leaving Roseanne both relieved and sad.
No.overall
One Saturday, Roseanne tries and fails to shoo everyone out of the house, while Dan keeps postponing Becky's driving lesson. Roseanne secretly enlists Jackie and Crystal's help in taking a home pregnancy test. When it is discovered what they are up to, everyone awaits the results together. The test is negative, leaving Roseanne both relieved and sad.
49
49
No.overall
49
No. inseason
2
Title
"Friends & Relatives"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Chuck Lorre
Original release date
September 25, 1990 (1990-09-25)
Prod.code
402
US viewers(millions)
26.2
Dan lends Arnie $1,500 to buy Nancy an engagement ring. He instead spends it on her breast implants, infuriating Roseanne. When Dan falls behind on the bills, Jackie offers to lend him money, but he refuses because she is a relative. D.J. starts peeping on his sisters.
Dan lends Arnie $1,500 to buy Nancy an engagement ring. He instead spends it on her breast implants, infuriating Roseanne. When Dan falls behind on the bills, Jackie offers to lend him money, but he refuses because she is a relative. D.J. starts peeping on his sisters.
No.overall
Dan lends Arnie $1,500 to buy Nancy an engagement ring. He instead spends it on her breast implants, infuriating Roseanne. When Dan falls behind on the bills, Jackie offers to lend him money, but he refuses because she is a relative. D.J. starts peeping on his sisters.
50
50
No.overall
50
No. inseason
3
Title
"Like a Virgin"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Brad Isaacs
Original release date
October 2, 1990 (1990-10-02)
Prod.code
404
US viewers(millions)
27.2
Roseanne and Dan think it is time to talk to Becky about birth control, then later catch Darlene making out on the couch with her "platonic" friend Brian. Roseanne cautions the girls to slow down.
Roseanne and Dan think it is time to talk to Becky about birth control, then later catch Darlene making out on the couch with her "platonic" friend Brian. Roseanne cautions the girls to slow down.
No.overall
Roseanne and Dan think it is time to talk to Becky about birth control, then later catch Darlene making out on the couch with her "platonic" friend Brian. Roseanne cautions the girls to slow down.
51
51
No.overall
51
No. inseason
4
Title
"Like, A New Job"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Jeff Abugov
Original release date
October 9, 1990 (1990-10-09)
Prod.code
403
US viewers(millions)
31.3
Roseanne quits her job at Art's Beauty Shop and gets a
new job as a waitress at Rodbell's Department Store's luncheonette, much to Becky and Darlene's displeasure since they hang out there with their friends. Roseanne complains that Dan does too little to handle the kids' disputes. After Becky and Darlene fight over their room yet again, Dan sends Darlene to sleep in the basement bedroom. Roseanne disapproves of how Dan handled the situation, though his solution resolves the issue and Darlene returns to the upstairs bedroom.
Note: Alyson Hannigan guest stars in this episode as one of Becky's friends.
Roseanne quits her job at Art's Beauty Shop and gets a
new job as a waitress at Rodbell's Department Store's luncheonette, much to Becky and Darlene's displeasure since they hang out there with their friends. Roseanne complains that Dan does too little to handle the kids' disputes. After Becky and Darlene fight over their room yet again, Dan sends Darlene to sleep in the basement bedroom. Roseanne disapproves of how Dan handled the situation, though his solution resolves the issue and Darlene returns to the upstairs bedroom.
Note: Alyson Hannigan guest stars in this episode as one of Becky's friends.
No.overall
Roseanne quits her job at Art's Beauty Shop and gets a
new job as a waitress at Rodbell's Department Store's luncheonette, much to Becky and Darlene's displeasure since they hang out there with their friends. Roseanne complains that Dan does too little to handle the kids' disputes. After Becky and Darlene fight over their room yet again, Dan sends Darlene to sleep in the basement bedroom. Roseanne disapproves of how Dan handled the situation, though his solution resolves the issue and Darlene returns to the upstairs bedroom.
Note: Alyson Hannigan guest stars in this episode as one of Becky's friends.
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52
No.overall
52
No. inseason
5
Title
"Goodbye Mr. Right"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Bruce Graham
Original release date
October 16, 1990 (1990-10-16)
Prod.code
405
US viewers(millions)
26.4
Becky and Darlene think D.J. is a psycho when they find his under-the-bed secret stash of tiny, dismembered dolls. Jackie is injured in the line of duty and recuperates at the Conner house. When her boyfriend Gary gives her an ultimatum to either quit the force or end their relationship, Jackie chooses the latter.
Becky and Darlene think D.J. is a psycho when they find his under-the-bed secret stash of tiny, dismembered dolls. Jackie is injured in the line of duty and recuperates at the Conner house. When her boyfriend Gary gives her an ultimatum to either quit the force or end their relationship, Jackie chooses the latter.
No.overall
Becky and Darlene think D.J. is a psycho when they find his under-the-bed secret stash of tiny, dismembered dolls. Jackie is injured in the line of duty and recuperates at the Conner house. When her boyfriend Gary gives her an ultimatum to either quit the force or end their relationship, Jackie chooses the latter.
53
53
No.overall
53
No. inseason
6
Title
"Becky, Beds & Boys"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Jennifer Heath and Amy Sherman
Original release date
October 23, 1990 (1990-10-23)
Prod.code
406
US viewers(millions)
30.1
Roseanne and Dan shop for a new mattress. Becky dates Mark, a rebellious punk teen who Dan and Roseanne dislike after he disrespects them. They forbid Becky from seeing Mark again after running into him at the Lobo Lounge using a fake I.D.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark, Becky's rebellious boyfriend and future husband.
Roseanne and Dan shop for a new mattress. Becky dates Mark, a rebellious punk teen who Dan and Roseanne dislike after he disrespects them. They forbid Becky from seeing Mark again after running into him at the Lobo Lounge using a fake I.D.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark, Becky's rebellious boyfriend and future husband.
No.overall
Roseanne and Dan shop for a new mattress. Becky dates Mark, a rebellious punk teen who Dan and Roseanne dislike after he disrespects them. They forbid Becky from seeing Mark again after running into him at the Lobo Lounge using a fake I.D.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark, Becky's rebellious boyfriend and future husband.
54
54
No.overall
54
No. inseason
7
Title
"Trick or Treat"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Story by : Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Chuck Lorre and Jeff Abugov
Original release date
October 30, 1990 (1990-10-30)
Prod.code
407
US viewers(millions)
29.1
Roseanne dresses as a male trucker for the lodge Halloween party. When she and Jackie get stranded at the Lobo Lounge, Roseanne mingles with some random men there and incites one man's ire by making veiled pointed comments about his boastful sexual claims. Meanwhile, Dan is upset because D.J. wants to be a witch for Halloween.
Roseanne dresses as a male trucker for the lodge Halloween party. When she and Jackie get stranded at the Lobo Lounge, Roseanne mingles with some random men there and incites one man's ire by making veiled pointed comments about his boastful sexual claims. Meanwhile, Dan is upset because D.J. wants to be a witch for Halloween.
No.overall
Roseanne dresses as a male trucker for the lodge Halloween party. When she and Jackie get stranded at the Lobo Lounge, Roseanne mingles with some random men there and incites one man's ire by making veiled pointed comments about his boastful sexual claims. Meanwhile, Dan is upset because D.J. wants to be a witch for Halloween.
55
55
No.overall
55
No. inseason
8
Title
"PMS, I Love You"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Tom Arnold
Original release date
November 6, 1990 (1990-11-06)
Prod.code
408
US viewers(millions)
28.2
Roseanne's PMS coincides with Dan's birthday. He attempts to escape for the day by going fishing, but Jackie stops him by saying that Roseanne is throwing him a surprise party at the lodge, where he and the rest of family are forced to attend and endure Roseanne's ever-changing moods.
Roseanne's PMS coincides with Dan's birthday. He attempts to escape for the day by going fishing, but Jackie stops him by saying that Roseanne is throwing him a surprise party at the lodge, where he and the rest of family are forced to attend and endure Roseanne's ever-changing moods.
No.overall
Roseanne's PMS coincides with Dan's birthday. He attempts to escape for the day by going fishing, but Jackie stops him by saying that Roseanne is throwing him a surprise party at the lodge, where he and the rest of family are forced to attend and endure Roseanne's ever-changing moods.
56
56
No.overall
56
No. inseason
9
Title
"Bird Is the Word"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Joel Madison and Don Foster
Original release date
November 13, 1990 (1990-11-13)
Prod.code
409
US viewers(millions)
27.1
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo, earning her popularity at school, but angering Roseanne when she has to visit the principal, who suspends Becky and other classmates involved. Dan has plans for Becky's suspension at home. It is later learned that the student next to Becky made the gesture, not Becky, but she enjoyed the notoriety. While at the principal's office, Roseanne is reunited with her old high school friend, Anne-Marie, who is now married to Chuck Mitchell.
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo, earning her popularity at school, but angering Roseanne when she has to visit the principal, who suspends Becky and other classmates involved. Dan has plans for Becky's suspension at home. It is later learned that the student next to Becky made the gesture, not Becky, but she enjoyed the notoriety. While at the principal's office, Roseanne is reunited with her old high school friend, Anne-Marie, who is now married to Chuck Mitchell.
No.overall
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo, earning her popularity at school, but angering Roseanne when she has to visit the principal, who suspends Becky and other classmates involved. Dan has plans for Becky's suspension at home. It is later learned that the student next to Becky made the gesture, not Becky, but she enjoyed the notoriety. While at the principal's office, Roseanne is reunited with her old high school friend, Anne-Marie, who is now married to Chuck Mitchell.
57
57
No.overall
57
No. inseason
10
Title
"Dream Lover"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Chuck Lorre
Original release date
November 27, 1990 (1990-11-27)
Prod.code
410
US viewers(millions)
28.3
Dan feels pressured about his and Roseanne's "Always Wednesday" sex night. When he starts dreaming about Rodbell's redhead hardware store clerk, Marge (Patrika Darbo), Roseanne feels threatened and decides she must meet Marge. When Marge happens to come into the luncheonette one day, Roseanne thinks she's cute, but she is unlike what Jackie and Crystal expected. Dan and Roseanne have a frank talk about their romantic life and agree to do away with "Always Wednesdays" and be more spontaneous.
Dan feels pressured about his and Roseanne's "Always Wednesday" sex night. When he starts dreaming about Rodbell's redhead hardware store clerk, Marge (Patrika Darbo), Roseanne feels threatened and decides she must meet Marge. When Marge happens to come into the luncheonette one day, Roseanne thinks she's cute, but she is unlike what Jackie and Crystal expected. Dan and Roseanne have a frank talk about their romantic life and agree to do away with "Always Wednesdays" and be more spontaneous.
No.overall
Dan feels pressured about his and Roseanne's "Always Wednesday" sex night. When he starts dreaming about Rodbell's redhead hardware store clerk, Marge (Patrika Darbo), Roseanne feels threatened and decides she must meet Marge. When Marge happens to come into the luncheonette one day, Roseanne thinks she's cute, but she is unlike what Jackie and Crystal expected. Dan and Roseanne have a frank talk about their romantic life and agree to do away with "Always Wednesdays" and be more spontaneous.
58
58
No.overall
58
No. inseason
11
Title
"Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
David A. Caplan and Brian LaPan
Original release date
December 4, 1990 (1990-12-04)
Prod.code
411
US viewers(millions)
28.5
When Becky and Darlene continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne decide to teach them a lesson by staying out late. They send Jackie to the house to trick the girls into worrying about them. The plan backfires when the sisters figure out the scheme.
When Becky and Darlene continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne decide to teach them a lesson by staying out late. They send Jackie to the house to trick the girls into worrying about them. The plan backfires when the sisters figure out the scheme.
No.overall
When Becky and Darlene continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne decide to teach them a lesson by staying out late. They send Jackie to the house to trick the girls into worrying about them. The plan backfires when the sisters figure out the scheme.
59
59
No.overall
59
No. inseason
12
Title
"Confessions"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Brad Isaacs
Original release date
December 18, 1990 (1990-12-18)
Prod.code
412
US viewers(millions)
27.4
When Bev pays a surprise visit, Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over for her share of their mother's abuse. Roseanne is crushed when Bev says she and the girls' father always considered Roseanne as the 'ordinary' one who was destined to be a housewife and mother, while Jackie had creative potential. Bev's praise quickly turns to anger when Jackie admits to throwing away an admission letter to a design school her parents wanted her to attend.
When Bev pays a surprise visit, Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over for her share of their mother's abuse. Roseanne is crushed when Bev says she and the girls' father always considered Roseanne as the 'ordinary' one who was destined to be a housewife and mother, while Jackie had creative potential. Bev's praise quickly turns to anger when Jackie admits to throwing away an admission letter to a design school her parents wanted her to attend.
No.overall
When Bev pays a surprise visit, Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over for her share of their mother's abuse. Roseanne is crushed when Bev says she and the girls' father always considered Roseanne as the 'ordinary' one who was destined to be a housewife and mother, while Jackie had creative potential. Bev's praise quickly turns to anger when Jackie admits to throwing away an admission letter to a design school her parents wanted her to attend.
60
60
No.overall
60
No. inseason
13
Title
"The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Story by : Bob MyerTeleplay by : Don Foster and Joel Madison
Original release date
January 8, 1991 (1991-01-08)
Prod.code
413
US viewers(millions)
28.9
Dan's father, Ed, makes a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Roseanne attempts to set Crystal up with Don, an eligible bachelor who works at the mall, but Jackie upends her plans by unexpectedly showing up for dinner. When Roseanne then walks in on Crystal and Ed kissing in the bedroom, she gets Jackie to take Don for a drive so she can find out what is going on with the pair. Dan wants to make amends with Ed, but their short-lived truce abruptly ends when Ed announces that he and Crystal are engaged to be married.
Dan's father, Ed, makes a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Roseanne attempts to set Crystal up with Don, an eligible bachelor who works at the mall, but Jackie upends her plans by unexpectedly showing up for dinner. When Roseanne then walks in on Crystal and Ed kissing in the bedroom, she gets Jackie to take Don for a drive so she can find out what is going on with the pair. Dan wants to make amends with Ed, but their short-lived truce abruptly ends when Ed announces that he and Crystal are engaged to be married.
No.overall
Dan's father, Ed, makes a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Roseanne attempts to set Crystal up with Don, an eligible bachelor who works at the mall, but Jackie upends her plans by unexpectedly showing up for dinner. When Roseanne then walks in on Crystal and Ed kissing in the bedroom, she gets Jackie to take Don for a drive so she can find out what is going on with the pair. Dan wants to make amends with Ed, but their short-lived truce abruptly ends when Ed announces that he and Crystal are engaged to be married.
61
61
No.overall
61
No. inseason
14
Title
"The Wedding"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Jeff Abugov
Original release date
January 15, 1991 (1991-01-15)
Prod.code
414
US viewers(millions)
30.5
Dan struggles to accept Ed and Crystal's unlikely pairing, especially when Crystal announces that she is pregnant. Dan refuses to attend their wedding, but relents and shows up at the last minute as best man.
Dan struggles to accept Ed and Crystal's unlikely pairing, especially when Crystal announces that she is pregnant. Dan refuses to attend their wedding, but relents and shows up at the last minute as best man.
No.overall
Dan struggles to accept Ed and Crystal's unlikely pairing, especially when Crystal announces that she is pregnant. Dan refuses to attend their wedding, but relents and shows up at the last minute as best man.
62
62
No.overall
62
No. inseason
15
Title
"Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso Cordray
Written by
Amy Sherman and Jennifer Heath
Original release date
January 22, 1991 (1991-01-22)
Prod.code
415
US viewers(millions)
30.0
Becky storms out of the house and goes to Jackie's after being grounded for lying about seeing Mark and being forbidden from dating him. Darlene confronts Becky about her selfish behavior and getting her into trouble.
Becky storms out of the house and goes to Jackie's after being grounded for lying about seeing Mark and being forbidden from dating him. Darlene confronts Becky about her selfish behavior and getting her into trouble.
No.overall
Becky storms out of the house and goes to Jackie's after being grounded for lying about seeing Mark and being forbidden from dating him. Darlene confronts Becky about her selfish behavior and getting her into trouble.
63
63
No.overall
63
No. inseason
16
Title
"Home-Ec"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Mark Lloyd Rappaport
Original release date
February 5, 1991 (1991-02-05)
Prod.code
416
US viewers(millions)
28.5
Roseanne is miffed that Darlene's home-economics class has only invited fathers to discuss their careers for Career Day. She visits the class to talk about being a working wife and mother, then takes Darlene and her fellow female classmates on a field trip to the supermarket, followed by them preparing dinner at the Conner house. Meanwhile, Dan tries to help D.J. with a bullying problem at school, but it turns out D.J. has hired a bodyguard to defend him, using Twinkies as payment.
Note: This episode features an early appearance by Leonardo DiCaprio as one of Darlene's classmates. He has no lines of dialogue and his name is not listed in the end credits.
Roseanne is miffed that Darlene's home-economics class has only invited fathers to discuss their careers for Career Day. She visits the class to talk about being a working wife and mother, then takes Darlene and her fellow female classmates on a field trip to the supermarket, followed by them preparing dinner at the Conner house. Meanwhile, Dan tries to help D.J. with a bullying problem at school, but it turns out D.J. has hired a bodyguard to defend him, using Twinkies as payment.
Note: This episode features an early appearance by Leonardo DiCaprio as one of Darlene's classmates. He has no lines of dialogue and his name is not listed in the end credits.
No.overall
Roseanne is miffed that Darlene's home-economics class has only invited fathers to discuss their careers for Career Day. She visits the class to talk about being a working wife and mother, then takes Darlene and her fellow female classmates on a field trip to the supermarket, followed by them preparing dinner at the Conner house. Meanwhile, Dan tries to help D.J. with a bullying problem at school, but it turns out D.J. has hired a bodyguard to defend him, using Twinkies as payment.
Note: This episode features an early appearance by Leonardo DiCaprio as one of Darlene's classmates. He has no lines of dialogue and his name is not listed in the end credits.
64
64
No.overall
64
No. inseason
17
Title
"Valentine's Day"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Bob Myer
Original release date
February 12, 1991 (1991-02-12)
Prod.code
417
US viewers(millions)
28.5
Roseanne anticipates a special Valentine's Day gift from Dan but is disappointed. Darlene is upset when her crush asks Becky to a school dance instead of her.
Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Martin Mull and Bonnie Sheridan as Leon and Bonnie, two of Roseanne's friends, respectively
Roseanne anticipates a special Valentine's Day gift from Dan but is disappointed. Darlene is upset when her crush asks Becky to a school dance instead of her.
Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Martin Mull and Bonnie Sheridan as Leon and Bonnie, two of Roseanne's friends, respectively
No.overall
Roseanne anticipates a special Valentine's Day gift from Dan but is disappointed. Darlene is upset when her crush asks Becky to a school dance instead of her.
Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Martin Mull and Bonnie Sheridan as Leon and Bonnie, two of Roseanne's friends, respectively
65
65
No.overall
65
No. inseason
18
Title
"Communicable Theater"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Jennifer Heath and Amy Sherman
Original release date
February 19, 1991 (1991-02-19)
Prod.code
418
US viewers(millions)
29.4
Roseanne lends more than moral support when Jackie lands a part in the community-theater production of Cyrano de Bergerac. Jackie, the understudy, is unprepared when she has to step in for the sick lead actress.
Roseanne lends more than moral support when Jackie lands a part in the community-theater production of Cyrano de Bergerac. Jackie, the understudy, is unprepared when she has to step in for the sick lead actress.
No.overall
Roseanne lends more than moral support when Jackie lands a part in the community-theater production of Cyrano de Bergerac. Jackie, the understudy, is unprepared when she has to step in for the sick lead actress.
66
66
No.overall
66
No. inseason
19
Title
"Vegas Interruptus"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Story by : Bob MyerTeleplay by : Chuck Lorre and Jeff Abugov
Original release date
February 26, 1991 (1991-02-26)
Prod.code
419
US viewers(millions)
28.6
Leon refuses to allow Roseanne time off for her and Dan's trip to Las Vegas which was planned months before Leon became boss. Roseanne does not want to quit, but Dan insists she sacrifice her job so they can go. Roseanne relents, but a snowstorm grounds their plane, cancelling the trip. Roseanne returns to Rodbell's luncheonette and is forced to ask for her job back.
Leon refuses to allow Roseanne time off for her and Dan's trip to Las Vegas which was planned months before Leon became boss. Roseanne does not want to quit, but Dan insists she sacrifice her job so they can go. Roseanne relents, but a snowstorm grounds their plane, cancelling the trip. Roseanne returns to Rodbell's luncheonette and is forced to ask for her job back.
No.overall
Leon refuses to allow Roseanne time off for her and Dan's trip to Las Vegas which was planned months before Leon became boss. Roseanne does not want to quit, but Dan insists she sacrifice her job so they can go. Roseanne relents, but a snowstorm grounds their plane, cancelling the trip. Roseanne returns to Rodbell's luncheonette and is forced to ask for her job back.
67
67
No.overall
67
No. inseason
20
Title
"Her Boyfriend's Back"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Story by : Sheldon Krasner and David SalingTeleplay by : Brad Isaacs and Maxine Lapiduss
Original release date
March 12, 1991 (1991-03-12)
Prod.code
420
US viewers(millions)
31.5
Dan is furious to discover that Mark and Becky rode his vintage Harley motorcycle without permission, and that Mark tinkered with the engine. After defending her earlier per Mark, Dan gives Becky the silent treatment. Roseanne confronts Mark about his true intentions.
Dan is furious to discover that Mark and Becky rode his vintage Harley motorcycle without permission, and that Mark tinkered with the engine. After defending her earlier per Mark, Dan gives Becky the silent treatment. Roseanne confronts Mark about his true intentions.
No.overall
Dan is furious to discover that Mark and Becky rode his vintage Harley motorcycle without permission, and that Mark tinkered with the engine. After defending her earlier per Mark, Dan gives Becky the silent treatment. Roseanne confronts Mark about his true intentions.
68
68
No.overall
68
No. inseason
21
Title
"Troubles with the Rubbles"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Joel Madison
Original release date
March 26, 1991 (1991-03-26)
Prod.code
421
US viewers(millions)
27.7
Roseanne meets new neighbors Kathy and Jerry Bowman, and their young son, Todd, who have moved to Lanford from Chicago. Jerry and Dan and D.J. and Todd hit it off, respectively, but Kathy snubs Roseanne. After a particularly nasty argument with Kathy, Roseanne has to eat some crow for D.J.'s sake.
Roseanne meets new neighbors Kathy and Jerry Bowman, and their young son, Todd, who have moved to Lanford from Chicago. Jerry and Dan and D.J. and Todd hit it off, respectively, but Kathy snubs Roseanne. After a particularly nasty argument with Kathy, Roseanne has to eat some crow for D.J.'s sake.
No.overall
Roseanne meets new neighbors Kathy and Jerry Bowman, and their young son, Todd, who have moved to Lanford from Chicago. Jerry and Dan and D.J. and Todd hit it off, respectively, but Kathy snubs Roseanne. After a particularly nasty argument with Kathy, Roseanne has to eat some crow for D.J.'s sake.
69
69
No.overall
69
No. inseason
22
Title
"Second Time Around"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Maxine Lapiduss
Original release date
April 2, 1991 (1991-04-02)
Prod.code
422
US viewers(millions)
23.2
Roseanne, Crystal's back-up birth coach, assists Crystal in her Lamaze classes. After Dan's near-fatal accident at work, D.J. follows him around obsessively. After reconsidering their will, Dan and Roseanne decide Ed and Crystal should take the kids if they should die suddenly. Jackie is upset and offended and insists she is closer to the kids than anyone. Dan and Roseanne finally realize Jackie is the best person and make her their guardian.
Roseanne, Crystal's back-up birth coach, assists Crystal in her Lamaze classes. After Dan's near-fatal accident at work, D.J. follows him around obsessively. After reconsidering their will, Dan and Roseanne decide Ed and Crystal should take the kids if they should die suddenly. Jackie is upset and offended and insists she is closer to the kids than anyone. Dan and Roseanne finally realize Jackie is the best person and make her their guardian.
No.overall
Roseanne, Crystal's back-up birth coach, assists Crystal in her Lamaze classes. After Dan's near-fatal accident at work, D.J. follows him around obsessively. After reconsidering their will, Dan and Roseanne decide Ed and Crystal should take the kids if they should die suddenly. Jackie is upset and offended and insists she is closer to the kids than anyone. Dan and Roseanne finally realize Jackie is the best person and make her their guardian.
70
70
No.overall
70
No. inseason
23
Title
"Dances with Darlene"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso Cordray
Written by
Brad Isaacs
Original release date
April 30, 1991 (1991-04-30)
Prod.code
425
US viewers(millions)
25.3
One of Darlene's schoolmates, Barry, asks her to go to their school's spring ball with him. Roseanne brings home fancy dresses for her to try on, eventually upsetting Darlene, who then refuses to go to the dance. Meanwhile, it is evaluation time at work for Roseanne and Bonnie, but the visiting inspector seems more interested in Leon. Roseanne and Bonnie discover that Leon is gay when his boyfriend stops by the restaurant. Darlene does not change her mind about the dance, but says it was not just because of her mother and admits she did not feel like herself in a fancy dress. Barry invites Darlene out for pizza instead.
One of Darlene's schoolmates, Barry, asks her to go to their school's spring ball with him. Roseanne brings home fancy dresses for her to try on, eventually upsetting Darlene, who then refuses to go to the dance. Meanwhile, it is evaluation time at work for Roseanne and Bonnie, but the visiting inspector seems more interested in Leon. Roseanne and Bonnie discover that Leon is gay when his boyfriend stops by the restaurant. Darlene does not change her mind about the dance, but says it was not just because of her mother and admits she did not feel like herself in a fancy dress. Barry invites Darlene out for pizza instead.
No.overall
One of Darlene's schoolmates, Barry, asks her to go to their school's spring ball with him. Roseanne brings home fancy dresses for her to try on, eventually upsetting Darlene, who then refuses to go to the dance. Meanwhile, it is evaluation time at work for Roseanne and Bonnie, but the visiting inspector seems more interested in Leon. Roseanne and Bonnie discover that Leon is gay when his boyfriend stops by the restaurant. Darlene does not change her mind about the dance, but says it was not just because of her mother and admits she did not feel like herself in a fancy dress. Barry invites Darlene out for pizza instead.
71
71
No.overall
71
No. inseason
24
Title
"Scenes from a Barbecue"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Bob Myer and Chuck Lorre
Original release date
May 7, 1991 (1991-05-07)
Prod.code
423
US viewers(millions)
25.6
The Conners host a Mother's Day barbecue.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's grandmother.
The Conners host a Mother's Day barbecue.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's grandmother.
No.overall
The Conners host a Mother's Day barbecue.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's grandmother.
72
72
No.overall
72
No. inseason
25
Title
"The Pied Piper of Lanford"
Directed by
John Whitesell
Written by
Jeff Abugov
Original release date
May 14, 1991 (1991-05-14)
Prod.code
424
US viewers(millions)
21.9
Roseanne and Dan ponder opening a motorcycle shop with their friend Ziggy, who has returned to Lanford. Dan and Roseanne agree to take out a second mortgage on the house. Ziggy gets cold feet at the last minute and leaves town, but not without leaving his stake in the business: $20,000. Brad Garrett appears in this episode.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy.
Roseanne and Dan ponder opening a motorcycle shop with their friend Ziggy, who has returned to Lanford. Dan and Roseanne agree to take out a second mortgage on the house. Ziggy gets cold feet at the last minute and leaves town, but not without leaving his stake in the business: $20,000. Brad Garrett appears in this episode.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy.
No.overall
Roseanne and Dan ponder opening a motorcycle shop with their friend Ziggy, who has returned to Lanford. Dan and Roseanne agree to take out a second mortgage on the house. Ziggy gets cold feet at the last minute and leaves town, but not without leaving his stake in the business: $20,000. Brad Garrett appears in this episode.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy.
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) |
| 48 | 1 | "The Test" | John Whitesell | Bob Myer | September 18, 1990 (1990-09-18) | 401 | 29.8 |
| One Saturday, Roseanne tries and fails to shoo everyone out of the house, while Dan keeps postponing Becky's driving lesson. Roseanne secretly enlists Jackie and Crystal's help in taking a home pregnancy test. When it is discovered what they are up to, everyone awaits the results together. The test is negative, leaving Roseanne both relieved and sad. | |||||||
| 49 | 2 | "Friends & Relatives" | John Whitesell | Chuck Lorre | September 25, 1990 (1990-09-25) | 402 | 26.2 |
| Dan lends Arnie $1,500 to buy Nancy an engagement ring. He instead spends it on her breast implants, infuriating Roseanne. When Dan falls behind on the bills, Jackie offers to lend him money, but he refuses because she is a relative. D.J. starts peeping on his sisters. | |||||||
| 50 | 3 | "Like a Virgin" | John Whitesell | Brad Isaacs | October 2, 1990 (1990-10-02) | 404 | 27.2 |
| Roseanne and Dan think it is time to talk to Becky about birth control, then later catch Darlene making out on the couch with her "platonic" friend Brian. Roseanne cautions the girls to slow down. | |||||||
| 51 | 4 | "Like, A New Job" | John Whitesell | Jeff Abugov | October 9, 1990 (1990-10-09) | 403 | 31.3 |
| Roseanne quits her job at Art's Beauty Shop and gets a new job as a waitress at Rodbell's Department Store's luncheonette, much to Becky and Darlene's displeasure since they hang out there with their friends. Roseanne complains that Dan does too little to handle the kids' disputes. After Becky and Darlene fight over their room yet again, Dan sends Darlene to sleep in the basement bedroom. Roseanne disapproves of how Dan handled the situation, though his solution resolves the issue and Darlene returns to the upstairs bedroom. Note: Alyson Hannigan guest stars in this episode as one of Becky's friends. | |||||||
| 52 | 5 | "Goodbye Mr. Right" | John Whitesell | Bruce Graham | October 16, 1990 (1990-10-16) | 405 | 26.4 |
| Becky and Darlene think D.J. is a psycho when they find his under-the-bed secret stash of tiny, dismembered dolls. Jackie is injured in the line of duty and recuperates at the Conner house. When her boyfriend Gary gives her an ultimatum to either quit the force or end their relationship, Jackie chooses the latter. | |||||||
| 53 | 6 | "Becky, Beds & Boys" | John Whitesell | Jennifer Heath and Amy Sherman | October 23, 1990 (1990-10-23) | 406 | 30.1 |
| Roseanne and Dan shop for a new mattress. Becky dates Mark, a rebellious punk teen who Dan and Roseanne dislike after he disrespects them. They forbid Becky from seeing Mark again after running into him at the Lobo Lounge using a fake I.D. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark, Becky's rebellious boyfriend and future husband. | |||||||
| 54 | 7 | "Trick or Treat" | John Whitesell | Story by : Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Chuck Lorre and Jeff Abugov | October 30, 1990 (1990-10-30) | 407 | 29.1 |
| Roseanne dresses as a male trucker for the lodge Halloween party. When she and Jackie get stranded at the Lobo Lounge, Roseanne mingles with some random men there and incites one man's ire by making veiled pointed comments about his boastful sexual claims. Meanwhile, Dan is upset because D.J. wants to be a witch for Halloween. | |||||||
| 55 | 8 | "PMS, I Love You" | John Whitesell | Tom Arnold | November 6, 1990 (1990-11-06) | 408 | 28.2 |
| Roseanne's PMS coincides with Dan's birthday. He attempts to escape for the day by going fishing, but Jackie stops him by saying that Roseanne is throwing him a surprise party at the lodge, where he and the rest of family are forced to attend and endure Roseanne's ever-changing moods. | |||||||
| 56 | 9 | "Bird Is the Word" | John Whitesell | Joel Madison and Don Foster | November 13, 1990 (1990-11-13) | 409 | 27.1 |
| Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo, earning her popularity at school, but angering Roseanne when she has to visit the principal, who suspends Becky and other classmates involved. Dan has plans for Becky's suspension at home. It is later learned that the student next to Becky made the gesture, not Becky, but she enjoyed the notoriety. While at the principal's office, Roseanne is reunited with her old high school friend, Anne-Marie, who is now married to Chuck Mitchell. | |||||||
| 57 | 10 | "Dream Lover" | John Whitesell | Chuck Lorre | November 27, 1990 (1990-11-27) | 410 | 28.3 |
| Dan feels pressured about his and Roseanne's "Always Wednesday" sex night. When he starts dreaming about Rodbell's redhead hardware store clerk, Marge (Patrika Darbo), Roseanne feels threatened and decides she must meet Marge. When Marge happens to come into the luncheonette one day, Roseanne thinks she's cute, but she is unlike what Jackie and Crystal expected. Dan and Roseanne have a frank talk about their romantic life and agree to do away with "Always Wednesdays" and be more spontaneous. | |||||||
| 58 | 11 | "Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?" | John Whitesell | David A. Caplan and Brian LaPan | December 4, 1990 (1990-12-04) | 411 | 28.5 |
| When Becky and Darlene continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne decide to teach them a lesson by staying out late. They send Jackie to the house to trick the girls into worrying about them. The plan backfires when the sisters figure out the scheme. | |||||||
| 59 | 12 | "Confessions" | John Whitesell | Brad Isaacs | December 18, 1990 (1990-12-18) | 412 | 27.4 |
| When Bev pays a surprise visit, Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over for her share of their mother's abuse. Roseanne is crushed when Bev says she and the girls' father always considered Roseanne as the 'ordinary' one who was destined to be a housewife and mother, while Jackie had creative potential. Bev's praise quickly turns to anger when Jackie admits to throwing away an admission letter to a design school her parents wanted her to attend. | |||||||
| 60 | 13 | "The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father" | John Whitesell | Story by : Bob MyerTeleplay by : Don Foster and Joel Madison | January 8, 1991 (1991-01-08) | 413 | 28.9 |
| Dan's father, Ed, makes a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Roseanne attempts to set Crystal up with Don, an eligible bachelor who works at the mall, but Jackie upends her plans by unexpectedly showing up for dinner. When Roseanne then walks in on Crystal and Ed kissing in the bedroom, she gets Jackie to take Don for a drive so she can find out what is going on with the pair. Dan wants to make amends with Ed, but their short-lived truce abruptly ends when Ed announces that he and Crystal are engaged to be married. | |||||||
| 61 | 14 | "The Wedding" | John Whitesell | Jeff Abugov | January 15, 1991 (1991-01-15) | 414 | 30.5 |
| Dan struggles to accept Ed and Crystal's unlikely pairing, especially when Crystal announces that she is pregnant. Dan refuses to attend their wedding, but relents and shows up at the last minute as best man. | |||||||
| 62 | 15 | "Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore" | Gail Mancuso Cordray | Amy Sherman and Jennifer Heath | January 22, 1991 (1991-01-22) | 415 | 30.0 |
| Becky storms out of the house and goes to Jackie's after being grounded for lying about seeing Mark and being forbidden from dating him. Darlene confronts Becky about her selfish behavior and getting her into trouble. | |||||||
| 63 | 16 | "Home-Ec" | John Whitesell | Mark Lloyd Rappaport | February 5, 1991 (1991-02-05) | 416 | 28.5 |
| Roseanne is miffed that Darlene's home-economics class has only invited fathers to discuss their careers for Career Day. She visits the class to talk about being a working wife and mother, then takes Darlene and her fellow female classmates on a field trip to the supermarket, followed by them preparing dinner at the Conner house. Meanwhile, Dan tries to help D.J. with a bullying problem at school, but it turns out D.J. has hired a bodyguard to defend him, using Twinkies as payment. Note: This episode features an early appearance by Leonardo DiCaprio as one of Darlene's classmates. He has no lines of dialogue and his name is not listed in the end credits. | |||||||
| 64 | 17 | "Valentine's Day" | John Whitesell | Bob Myer | February 12, 1991 (1991-02-12) | 417 | 28.5 |
| Roseanne anticipates a special Valentine's Day gift from Dan but is disappointed. Darlene is upset when her crush asks Becky to a school dance instead of her. Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Martin Mull and Bonnie Sheridan as Leon and Bonnie, two of Roseanne's friends, respectively | |||||||
| 65 | 18 | "Communicable Theater" | John Whitesell | Jennifer Heath and Amy Sherman | February 19, 1991 (1991-02-19) | 418 | 29.4 |
| Roseanne lends more than moral support when Jackie lands a part in the community-theater production of Cyrano de Bergerac. Jackie, the understudy, is unprepared when she has to step in for the sick lead actress. | |||||||
| 66 | 19 | "Vegas Interruptus" | John Whitesell | Story by : Bob MyerTeleplay by : Chuck Lorre and Jeff Abugov | February 26, 1991 (1991-02-26) | 419 | 28.6 |
| Leon refuses to allow Roseanne time off for her and Dan's trip to Las Vegas which was planned months before Leon became boss. Roseanne does not want to quit, but Dan insists she sacrifice her job so they can go. Roseanne relents, but a snowstorm grounds their plane, cancelling the trip. Roseanne returns to Rodbell's luncheonette and is forced to ask for her job back. | |||||||
| 67 | 20 | "Her Boyfriend's Back" | John Whitesell | Story by : Sheldon Krasner and David SalingTeleplay by : Brad Isaacs and Maxine Lapiduss | March 12, 1991 (1991-03-12) | 420 | 31.5 |
| Dan is furious to discover that Mark and Becky rode his vintage Harley motorcycle without permission, and that Mark tinkered with the engine. After defending her earlier per Mark, Dan gives Becky the silent treatment. Roseanne confronts Mark about his true intentions. | |||||||
| 68 | 21 | "Troubles with the Rubbles" | John Whitesell | Joel Madison | March 26, 1991 (1991-03-26) | 421 | 27.7 |
| Roseanne meets new neighbors Kathy and Jerry Bowman, and their young son, Todd, who have moved to Lanford from Chicago. Jerry and Dan and D.J. and Todd hit it off, respectively, but Kathy snubs Roseanne. After a particularly nasty argument with Kathy, Roseanne has to eat some crow for D.J.'s sake. | |||||||
| 69 | 22 | "Second Time Around" | John Whitesell | Maxine Lapiduss | April 2, 1991 (1991-04-02) | 422 | 23.2 |
| Roseanne, Crystal's back-up birth coach, assists Crystal in her Lamaze classes. After Dan's near-fatal accident at work, D.J. follows him around obsessively. After reconsidering their will, Dan and Roseanne decide Ed and Crystal should take the kids if they should die suddenly. Jackie is upset and offended and insists she is closer to the kids than anyone. Dan and Roseanne finally realize Jackie is the best person and make her their guardian. | |||||||
| 70 | 23 | "Dances with Darlene" | Gail Mancuso Cordray | Brad Isaacs | April 30, 1991 (1991-04-30) | 425 | 25.3 |
| One of Darlene's schoolmates, Barry, asks her to go to their school's spring ball with him. Roseanne brings home fancy dresses for her to try on, eventually upsetting Darlene, who then refuses to go to the dance. Meanwhile, it is evaluation time at work for Roseanne and Bonnie, but the visiting inspector seems more interested in Leon. Roseanne and Bonnie discover that Leon is gay when his boyfriend stops by the restaurant. Darlene does not change her mind about the dance, but says it was not just because of her mother and admits she did not feel like herself in a fancy dress. Barry invites Darlene out for pizza instead. | |||||||
| 71 | 24 | "Scenes from a Barbecue" | John Whitesell | Bob Myer and Chuck Lorre | May 7, 1991 (1991-05-07) | 423 | 25.6 |
| The Conners host a Mother's Day barbecue. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's grandmother. | |||||||
| 72 | 25 | "The Pied Piper of Lanford" | John Whitesell | Jeff Abugov | May 14, 1991 (1991-05-14) | 424 | 21.9 |
Roseanne, season 4 episodes · Episodes › Season 4 (1991–92)
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73
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1
Title
"A Bitter Pill to Swallow"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Amy Sherman and Jennifer Heath
Original release date
September 17, 1991 (1991-09-17)
Prod.code
501
US viewers(millions)
28.5
While the Conners are preparing to open their own bike shop, Becky seeks birth control advice from Jackie, who encourages her to also talk to Roseanne. Becky later confides to her mother that she has already slept with Mark.
While the Conners are preparing to open their own bike shop, Becky seeks birth control advice from Jackie, who encourages her to also talk to Roseanne. Becky later confides to her mother that she has already slept with Mark.
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While the Conners are preparing to open their own bike shop, Becky seeks birth control advice from Jackie, who encourages her to also talk to Roseanne. Becky later confides to her mother that she has already slept with Mark.
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74
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2
Title
"Take My Bike ... Please!"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Mark RosewaterTeleplay by : Bob Myer
Original release date
September 24, 1991 (1991-09-24)
Prod.code
504
US viewers(millions)
32.8
Dan and Roseanne, working 15-hour days, leave Becky in charge at home, causing friction between Becky and Darlene. D.J. starts to feel neglected.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Dan Butler as Art, a customer who later becomes the Conners' accountant for the bike shop.
Dan and Roseanne, working 15-hour days, leave Becky in charge at home, causing friction between Becky and Darlene. D.J. starts to feel neglected.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Dan Butler as Art, a customer who later becomes the Conners' accountant for the bike shop.
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Dan and Roseanne, working 15-hour days, leave Becky in charge at home, causing friction between Becky and Darlene. D.J. starts to feel neglected.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Dan Butler as Art, a customer who later becomes the Conners' accountant for the bike shop.
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75
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3
Title
"Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Chuck Lorre
Original release date
October 1, 1991 (1991-10-01)
Prod.code
502
US viewers(millions)
33.4
Jackie is horrified to wake up in bed with Arnie after a drunken fling she is unable to remember. Roseanne continually attempts to return a dog that a neighbor gave away to D.J. Dan and his pals discover Leon is gay when they invite him to their poker game. Jackie decides to start a new career as a professional truck driver.
Jackie is horrified to wake up in bed with Arnie after a drunken fling she is unable to remember. Roseanne continually attempts to return a dog that a neighbor gave away to D.J. Dan and his pals discover Leon is gay when they invite him to their poker game. Jackie decides to start a new career as a professional truck driver.
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Jackie is horrified to wake up in bed with Arnie after a drunken fling she is unable to remember. Roseanne continually attempts to return a dog that a neighbor gave away to D.J. Dan and his pals discover Leon is gay when they invite him to their poker game. Jackie decides to start a new career as a professional truck driver.
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76
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4
Title
"Darlene Fades to Black"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Jeff Abugov
Original release date
October 8, 1991 (1991-10-08)
Prod.code
503
US viewers(millions)
32.0
Darlene slips into a depressive state, constantly spending time alone. Meanwhile, Becky has her eye on a motor scooter from Dan's shop.
Darlene slips into a depressive state, constantly spending time alone. Meanwhile, Becky has her eye on a motor scooter from Dan's shop.
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Darlene slips into a depressive state, constantly spending time alone. Meanwhile, Becky has her eye on a motor scooter from Dan's shop.
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77
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5
Title
"Tolerate Thy Neighbor"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Maxine Lapiduss and Martin Mull
Original release date
October 15, 1991 (1991-10-15)
Prod.code
505
US viewers(millions)
31.0
When the Bowmans are out of town, Roseanne witnesses their possessions being removed by what she believes is a charity group. Kathy Bowman is furious after learning that Roseanne watched the theft without realizing the house was being robbed.
Note: Bob Hope makes a cameo appearance as a line-up participant during the end-credits of this episode.
When the Bowmans are out of town, Roseanne witnesses their possessions being removed by what she believes is a charity group. Kathy Bowman is furious after learning that Roseanne watched the theft without realizing the house was being robbed.
Note: Bob Hope makes a cameo appearance as a line-up participant during the end-credits of this episode.
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When the Bowmans are out of town, Roseanne witnesses their possessions being removed by what she believes is a charity group. Kathy Bowman is furious after learning that Roseanne watched the theft without realizing the house was being robbed.
Note: Bob Hope makes a cameo appearance as a line-up participant during the end-credits of this episode.
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78
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6
Title
"Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Amy Sherman
Original release date
October 29, 1991 (1991-10-29)
Prod.code
506
US viewers(millions)
36.7
Dan and Roseanne play a gruesome Halloween prank on Kathy Bowman. Roseanne expects Kathy will retaliate and is disappointed that Kathy wants nothing to do with Roseanne and her juvenile pranks. At the Lodge's Halloween party, Jackie discovers that the moose she has been flirting with is Booker, her former boyfriend. Dan and Jerry stage an obvious trick to appear as Kathy has taken revenge, thus mollifying Roseanne, who lets an unsuspecting Becky be the target.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of George Clooney as Booker.
Dan and Roseanne play a gruesome Halloween prank on Kathy Bowman. Roseanne expects Kathy will retaliate and is disappointed that Kathy wants nothing to do with Roseanne and her juvenile pranks. At the Lodge's Halloween party, Jackie discovers that the moose she has been flirting with is Booker, her former boyfriend. Dan and Jerry stage an obvious trick to appear as Kathy has taken revenge, thus mollifying Roseanne, who lets an unsuspecting Becky be the target.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of George Clooney as Booker.
No.overall
Dan and Roseanne play a gruesome Halloween prank on Kathy Bowman. Roseanne expects Kathy will retaliate and is disappointed that Kathy wants nothing to do with Roseanne and her juvenile pranks. At the Lodge's Halloween party, Jackie discovers that the moose she has been flirting with is Booker, her former boyfriend. Dan and Jerry stage an obvious trick to appear as Kathy has taken revenge, thus mollifying Roseanne, who lets an unsuspecting Becky be the target.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of George Clooney as Booker.
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79
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7
Title
"Vegas"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Don Foster and Sid Youngers
Original release date
November 5, 1991 (1991-11-05)
Prod.code
507
US viewers(millions)
32.4
Arnie and Nancy invite Roseanne and Dan to their Las Vegas wedding. Once there, Roseanne and Dan have a fight when she feels neglected because he prefers shooting craps.
Arnie and Nancy invite Roseanne and Dan to their Las Vegas wedding. Once there, Roseanne and Dan have a fight when she feels neglected because he prefers shooting craps.
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Arnie and Nancy invite Roseanne and Dan to their Las Vegas wedding. Once there, Roseanne and Dan have a fight when she feels neglected because he prefers shooting craps.
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80
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8
Title
"Vegas, Vegas"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Joel Madison and Mark Rosewater
Original release date
November 12, 1991 (1991-11-12)
Prod.code
508
US viewers(millions)
36.1
Roseanne is still upset that Dan would rather play craps than spend a romantic night together. She and Nancy get drunk and wander into a Wayne Newton impersonator performance. Roseanne starts heckling the performer, unaware it is the real Wayne Newton who is making a surprise on-stage appearance. After Arnie and Nancy's wedding, they offer Dan and Roseanne the chance to renew their vows.
Roseanne is still upset that Dan would rather play craps than spend a romantic night together. She and Nancy get drunk and wander into a Wayne Newton impersonator performance. Roseanne starts heckling the performer, unaware it is the real Wayne Newton who is making a surprise on-stage appearance. After Arnie and Nancy's wedding, they offer Dan and Roseanne the chance to renew their vows.
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Roseanne is still upset that Dan would rather play craps than spend a romantic night together. She and Nancy get drunk and wander into a Wayne Newton impersonator performance. Roseanne starts heckling the performer, unaware it is the real Wayne Newton who is making a surprise on-stage appearance. After Arnie and Nancy's wedding, they offer Dan and Roseanne the chance to renew their vows.
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81
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9
Title
"Stressed to Kill"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Bob Myer and Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Jeff Abugov and Maxine Lapiduss
Original release date
November 19, 1991 (1991-11-19)
Prod.code
510
US viewers(millions)
28.5
Roseanne secretly resumes smoking to cope with her stressful life—then tries to hide the renewed habit from her family. Roseanne is thrilled when Darlene gets a B on a school report until she learns that Becky actually wrote it for her.
Roseanne secretly resumes smoking to cope with her stressful life—then tries to hide the renewed habit from her family. Roseanne is thrilled when Darlene gets a B on a school report until she learns that Becky actually wrote it for her.
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Roseanne secretly resumes smoking to cope with her stressful life—then tries to hide the renewed habit from her family. Roseanne is thrilled when Darlene gets a B on a school report until she learns that Becky actually wrote it for her.
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82
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10
Title
"Thanksgiving '91"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Brad Isaacs
Original release date
November 26, 1991 (1991-11-26)
Prod.code
509
US viewers(millions)
29.7
Bev attends Thanksgiving dinner without Jackie and Roseanne's father, Al. Bev shocks them when she finally admits Al is in Kansas City, spending the holiday with his mistress, who he has been seeing for 20 years. Darlene stays secluded in her room and only opens up to Nana Mary.
Bev attends Thanksgiving dinner without Jackie and Roseanne's father, Al. Bev shocks them when she finally admits Al is in Kansas City, spending the holiday with his mistress, who he has been seeing for 20 years. Darlene stays secluded in her room and only opens up to Nana Mary.
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Bev attends Thanksgiving dinner without Jackie and Roseanne's father, Al. Bev shocks them when she finally admits Al is in Kansas City, spending the holiday with his mistress, who he has been seeing for 20 years. Darlene stays secluded in her room and only opens up to Nana Mary.
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83
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11
Title
"Kansas City, Here We Come"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Amy Sherman and David ForbesTeleplay by : Don Foster and Jennifer Heath
Original release date
December 3, 1991 (1991-12-03)
Prod.code
511
US viewers(millions)
34.6
Jackie and Roseanne head to Kansas City, intending to confront Joan, their father's mistress. Once there, they are about to chicken out and leave when Joan opens her door. Dan goes to beat up Becky's boss at the Buy N' Bag for being grossly disrespectful to her, but finds that Mark has beaten him to it.
Jackie and Roseanne head to Kansas City, intending to confront Joan, their father's mistress. Once there, they are about to chicken out and leave when Joan opens her door. Dan goes to beat up Becky's boss at the Buy N' Bag for being grossly disrespectful to her, but finds that Mark has beaten him to it.
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Jackie and Roseanne head to Kansas City, intending to confront Joan, their father's mistress. Once there, they are about to chicken out and leave when Joan opens her door. Dan goes to beat up Becky's boss at the Buy N' Bag for being grossly disrespectful to her, but finds that Mark has beaten him to it.
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84
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12
Title
"Santa Claus"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Barry VigonTeleplay by : Chuck Lorre and Maxine Lapiduss
Original release date
December 24, 1991 (1991-12-24)
Prod.code
512
US viewers(millions)
32.3
Roseanne and Jackie are the new Santa and Mrs. Claus at Rodbell's; while on duty, Roseanne meets Darlene's new friend Karen, and Karen's son. She is resentful that Darlene refused to open up to her but has shared her writing with Karen.
Roseanne and Jackie are the new Santa and Mrs. Claus at Rodbell's; while on duty, Roseanne meets Darlene's new friend Karen, and Karen's son. She is resentful that Darlene refused to open up to her but has shared her writing with Karen.
No.overall
Roseanne and Jackie are the new Santa and Mrs. Claus at Rodbell's; while on duty, Roseanne meets Darlene's new friend Karen, and Karen's son. She is resentful that Darlene refused to open up to her but has shared her writing with Karen.
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85
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85
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13
Title
"Bingo"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Tom Arnold and Robert MirandaTeleplay by : Joel Madison and Sid Youngers
Original release date
January 7, 1992 (1992-01-07)
Prod.code
513
US viewers(millions)
36.4
Crystal, Roseanne, Bonnie, Anne Marie, and Jackie have a girl's night out, while Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed. Roseanne ridicules Crystal for choosing bingo, but after winning, she quickly becomes addicted, sparking a fight with Crystal. Later, Crystal explains she became upset because she is pregnant again and is overwhelmed raising Little Ed and teen son, Lonnie, while Ed is often away on business.
Crystal, Roseanne, Bonnie, Anne Marie, and Jackie have a girl's night out, while Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed. Roseanne ridicules Crystal for choosing bingo, but after winning, she quickly becomes addicted, sparking a fight with Crystal. Later, Crystal explains she became upset because she is pregnant again and is overwhelmed raising Little Ed and teen son, Lonnie, while Ed is often away on business.
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Crystal, Roseanne, Bonnie, Anne Marie, and Jackie have a girl's night out, while Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed. Roseanne ridicules Crystal for choosing bingo, but after winning, she quickly becomes addicted, sparking a fight with Crystal. Later, Crystal explains she became upset because she is pregnant again and is overwhelmed raising Little Ed and teen son, Lonnie, while Ed is often away on business.
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86
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14
Title
"The Bowling Show"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Don FosterTeleplay by : Jeff Abugov and Amy Sherman
Original release date
January 21, 1992 (1992-01-21)
Prod.code
514
US viewers(millions)
32.4
Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, while Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie and Nancy's new friendship. Darlene meets Mark's younger brother for the first time, setting off a mutual attraction. David Crosby appears as Bonnie's partner, Duke, who performs with Bonnie at the bowling alley restaurant.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Johnny Galecki as David (referred to as Kevin in this episode) Healy, Darlene's boyfriend and later husband, and Mark's brother.
Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, while Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie and Nancy's new friendship. Darlene meets Mark's younger brother for the first time, setting off a mutual attraction. David Crosby appears as Bonnie's partner, Duke, who performs with Bonnie at the bowling alley restaurant.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Johnny Galecki as David (referred to as Kevin in this episode) Healy, Darlene's boyfriend and later husband, and Mark's brother.
No.overall
Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, while Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie and Nancy's new friendship. Darlene meets Mark's younger brother for the first time, setting off a mutual attraction. David Crosby appears as Bonnie's partner, Duke, who performs with Bonnie at the bowling alley restaurant.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Johnny Galecki as David (referred to as Kevin in this episode) Healy, Darlene's boyfriend and later husband, and Mark's brother.
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87
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87
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15
Title
"The Back Story"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Bob Myer
Original release date
February 4, 1992 (1992-02-04)
Prod.code
515
US viewers(millions)
37.1
Bev arrives in time to help with D.J.'s 11th birthday, after Roseanne throws her back out. Dan is thrilled he bought D.J. a Super Nintendo as a birthday present and strikes a car-buying deal with Becky, only to have Bev upend him on both counts.
Bev arrives in time to help with D.J.'s 11th birthday, after Roseanne throws her back out. Dan is thrilled he bought D.J. a Super Nintendo as a birthday present and strikes a car-buying deal with Becky, only to have Bev upend him on both counts.
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Bev arrives in time to help with D.J.'s 11th birthday, after Roseanne throws her back out. Dan is thrilled he bought D.J. a Super Nintendo as a birthday present and strikes a car-buying deal with Becky, only to have Bev upend him on both counts.
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88
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88
No. inseason
16
Title
"Less Is More"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso Cordray
Written by
Story by : Amy ShermanTeleplay by : Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster
Original release date
February 11, 1992 (1992-02-11)
Prod.code
517
US viewers(millions)
28.1
Roseanne's doctor recommends a breast reduction to reduce stress on her back. She agrees but has a nightmare in which her breasts are accidentally enlarged to gigantic proportions.
Note: Neil Patrick Harris makes a cameo appearance as Doogie Howser, MD in this episode.
Roseanne's doctor recommends a breast reduction to reduce stress on her back. She agrees but has a nightmare in which her breasts are accidentally enlarged to gigantic proportions.
Note: Neil Patrick Harris makes a cameo appearance as Doogie Howser, MD in this episode.
No.overall
Roseanne's doctor recommends a breast reduction to reduce stress on her back. She agrees but has a nightmare in which her breasts are accidentally enlarged to gigantic proportions.
Note: Neil Patrick Harris makes a cameo appearance as Doogie Howser, MD in this episode.
89
89
No.overall
89
No. inseason
17
Title
"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Jennifer Heath
Original release date
February 18, 1992 (1992-02-18)
Prod.code
516
US viewers(millions)
32.4
When Becky breaks up with Mark, she dates a new boy, Dean, who Dan excitedly considers "son-in-law" material. Roseanne and Jackie dash his hopes by explaining that Dean is the "transitional guy" and guarantee that the next boy Becky dates who Dan hates will be the "keeper."
When Becky breaks up with Mark, she dates a new boy, Dean, who Dan excitedly considers "son-in-law" material. Roseanne and Jackie dash his hopes by explaining that Dean is the "transitional guy" and guarantee that the next boy Becky dates who Dan hates will be the "keeper."
No.overall
When Becky breaks up with Mark, she dates a new boy, Dean, who Dan excitedly considers "son-in-law" material. Roseanne and Jackie dash his hopes by explaining that Dean is the "transitional guy" and guarantee that the next boy Becky dates who Dan hates will be the "keeper."
90
90
No.overall
90
No. inseason
18
Title
"This Old House"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Michael PoryesTeleplay by : Chuck Lorre and Jeff Abugov
Original release date
February 25, 1992 (1992-02-25)
Prod.code
518
US viewers(millions)
30.1
Darlene and David have been producing their own comic book in which Darlene writes the story and David illustrates it. When Dan and Roseanne discover she and David skipped school to attend a comic book convention in Chicago, Darlene is grounded and forbidden to see David again. Jackie and Roseanne break into their now-vacant childhood home that is slated to be demolished. They relive painful childhood memories about their physically abusive father. Jackie persuades Roseanne to allow Darlene to see David again, stressing how important them working on their comic book together is to them and how it has helped Darlene to overcome her depression.
Darlene and David have been producing their own comic book in which Darlene writes the story and David illustrates it. When Dan and Roseanne discover she and David skipped school to attend a comic book convention in Chicago, Darlene is grounded and forbidden to see David again. Jackie and Roseanne break into their now-vacant childhood home that is slated to be demolished. They relive painful childhood memories about their physically abusive father. Jackie persuades Roseanne to allow Darlene to see David again, stressing how important them working on their comic book together is to them and how it has helped Darlene to overcome her depression.
No.overall
Darlene and David have been producing their own comic book in which Darlene writes the story and David illustrates it. When Dan and Roseanne discover she and David skipped school to attend a comic book convention in Chicago, Darlene is grounded and forbidden to see David again. Jackie and Roseanne break into their now-vacant childhood home that is slated to be demolished. They relive painful childhood memories about their physically abusive father. Jackie persuades Roseanne to allow Darlene to see David again, stressing how important them working on their comic book together is to them and how it has helped Darlene to overcome her depression.
91
91
No.overall
91
No. inseason
19
Title
"The Commercial Show"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Maxine Lapiduss and Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Maxine Lapiduss and Jennifer Heath
Original release date
March 3, 1992 (1992-03-03)
Prod.code
519
US viewers(millions)
34.6
The Conners are chosen to be in a Rodbell's commercial, much to Darlene's embarrassment and Roseanne's disappointment after the director replaces her with Jackie as "the mother". Leon and his partner break up. To everyone's delight, the Bowmans are moving back to Chicago.
Note: Sara Gilbert had her hair made up in pigtails to look like Laura Ingalls played by her older sister Melissa Gilbert in Little House on the Prairie.
The Conners are chosen to be in a Rodbell's commercial, much to Darlene's embarrassment and Roseanne's disappointment after the director replaces her with Jackie as "the mother". Leon and his partner break up. To everyone's delight, the Bowmans are moving back to Chicago.
Note: Sara Gilbert had her hair made up in pigtails to look like Laura Ingalls played by her older sister Melissa Gilbert in Little House on the Prairie.
No.overall
The Conners are chosen to be in a Rodbell's commercial, much to Darlene's embarrassment and Roseanne's disappointment after the director replaces her with Jackie as "the mother". Leon and his partner break up. To everyone's delight, the Bowmans are moving back to Chicago.
Note: Sara Gilbert had her hair made up in pigtails to look like Laura Ingalls played by her older sister Melissa Gilbert in Little House on the Prairie.
92
92
No.overall
92
No. inseason
20
Title
"Therapy"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Joel Madison and Sid Youngers
Original release date
March 17, 1992 (1992-03-17)
Prod.code
520
US viewers(millions)
33.8
After Darlene mouths off about a girl at school, Becky warns her that the burly girl is planning to beat her up. Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist to work out their "sister" issues.
After Darlene mouths off about a girl at school, Becky warns her that the burly girl is planning to beat her up. Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist to work out their "sister" issues.
No.overall
After Darlene mouths off about a girl at school, Becky warns her that the burly girl is planning to beat her up. Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist to work out their "sister" issues.
93
93
No.overall
93
No. inseason
21
Title
"Lies"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Jeff AbugovTeleplay by : Don Foster and Sid Youngers
Original release date
March 24, 1992 (1992-03-24)
Prod.code
521
US viewers(millions)
37.6
Roseanne is ticked off that Darlene bypasses her for advice on David. Roseanne is anxious about a lie detector test at her workplace, after taking condiments from the restaurant. She soon suspects the test is actually about something else: Leon being gay.
Roseanne is ticked off that Darlene bypasses her for advice on David. Roseanne is anxious about a lie detector test at her workplace, after taking condiments from the restaurant. She soon suspects the test is actually about something else: Leon being gay.
No.overall
Roseanne is ticked off that Darlene bypasses her for advice on David. Roseanne is anxious about a lie detector test at her workplace, after taking condiments from the restaurant. She soon suspects the test is actually about something else: Leon being gay.
94
94
No.overall
94
No. inseason
22
Title
"Deliverance"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso Cordray
Written by
Story by : Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Jeff Abugov and Joel Madison
Original release date
March 31, 1992 (1992-03-31)
Prod.code
522
US viewers(millions)
37.0
Eight-months-pregnant Crystal goes into labor and Dan coaches her as she gives birth to a long-awaited daughter she names Angela. After Leon quits, Roseanne and Bonnie squabble over who should manage the coffee shop. The feud causes Roseanne to refuse Bonnie's phone calls, resulting in Roseanne and Jackie nearly missing Crystal's daughter being born. Bonnie arrives at the hospital and informs Roseanne that the luncheonette is closing down in three weeks, leaving them both unemployed. Darlene tells David to stop crowding her, though he has difficulty spending less time together.
Eight-months-pregnant Crystal goes into labor and Dan coaches her as she gives birth to a long-awaited daughter she names Angela. After Leon quits, Roseanne and Bonnie squabble over who should manage the coffee shop. The feud causes Roseanne to refuse Bonnie's phone calls, resulting in Roseanne and Jackie nearly missing Crystal's daughter being born. Bonnie arrives at the hospital and informs Roseanne that the luncheonette is closing down in three weeks, leaving them both unemployed. Darlene tells David to stop crowding her, though he has difficulty spending less time together.
No.overall
Eight-months-pregnant Crystal goes into labor and Dan coaches her as she gives birth to a long-awaited daughter she names Angela. After Leon quits, Roseanne and Bonnie squabble over who should manage the coffee shop. The feud causes Roseanne to refuse Bonnie's phone calls, resulting in Roseanne and Jackie nearly missing Crystal's daughter being born. Bonnie arrives at the hospital and informs Roseanne that the luncheonette is closing down in three weeks, leaving them both unemployed. Darlene tells David to stop crowding her, though he has difficulty spending less time together.
95
95
No.overall
95
No. inseason
23
Title
"Secrets"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Lawrence H. Levy
Original release date
April 28, 1992 (1992-04-28)
Prod.code
524
US viewers(millions)
33.5
Depressed because Becky refuses to see him, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and puts his fist through the jukebox. Dan tends to him, then lies to Roseanne and Becky about it, though Roseanne sees through the ruse and punishes Dan.
Depressed because Becky refuses to see him, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and puts his fist through the jukebox. Dan tends to him, then lies to Roseanne and Becky about it, though Roseanne sees through the ruse and punishes Dan.
No.overall
Depressed because Becky refuses to see him, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and puts his fist through the jukebox. Dan tends to him, then lies to Roseanne and Becky about it, though Roseanne sees through the ruse and punishes Dan.
96
96
No.overall
96
No. inseason
24
Title
"Don't Make Me Over"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Sara GilbertTeleplay by : Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster & Sid Youngers
Original release date
May 5, 1992 (1992-05-05)
Prod.code
523
US viewers(millions)
31.9
Roseanne grounds D.J. from watching TV after he gets a bad report from his math teacher. She chides Dan for always leaving the kids' punishments up to her while he remains neutral. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene, determined to attend a rock concert in Iowa, scheme to soften up Roseanne with a Mother's Day spa-pampering. Roseanne is thrilled until she discovers their ulterior motive. A furious Dan takes charge and punishes them by sending them to spend the weekend with Bev.
Roseanne grounds D.J. from watching TV after he gets a bad report from his math teacher. She chides Dan for always leaving the kids' punishments up to her while he remains neutral. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene, determined to attend a rock concert in Iowa, scheme to soften up Roseanne with a Mother's Day spa-pampering. Roseanne is thrilled until she discovers their ulterior motive. A furious Dan takes charge and punishes them by sending them to spend the weekend with Bev.
No.overall
Roseanne grounds D.J. from watching TV after he gets a bad report from his math teacher. She chides Dan for always leaving the kids' punishments up to her while he remains neutral. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene, determined to attend a rock concert in Iowa, scheme to soften up Roseanne with a Mother's Day spa-pampering. Roseanne is thrilled until she discovers their ulterior motive. A furious Dan takes charge and punishes them by sending them to spend the weekend with Bev.
97
97
No.overall
97
No. inseason
25
Title
"Aliens"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Story by : Joel Madison and Ron NelsonTeleplay by : Jeff Abugov and Joel Madison
Original release date
May 12, 1992 (1992-05-12)
Prod.code
525
US viewers(millions)
32.7
D.J.'s spelling-bee triumph is a welcome bright spot as Rodbell's luncheonette closes down and Dan's bike shop continues its slow descent. Meanwhile, Nancy is heartbroken when Arnie leaves her, especially when he claims he was abducted by aliens.
D.J.'s spelling-bee triumph is a welcome bright spot as Rodbell's luncheonette closes down and Dan's bike shop continues its slow descent. Meanwhile, Nancy is heartbroken when Arnie leaves her, especially when he claims he was abducted by aliens.
No.overall
D.J.'s spelling-bee triumph is a welcome bright spot as Rodbell's luncheonette closes down and Dan's bike shop continues its slow descent. Meanwhile, Nancy is heartbroken when Arnie leaves her, especially when he claims he was abducted by aliens.
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) |
| 73 | 1 | "A Bitter Pill to Swallow" | Andrew D. Weyman | Amy Sherman and Jennifer Heath | September 17, 1991 (1991-09-17) | 501 | 28.5 |
| While the Conners are preparing to open their own bike shop, Becky seeks birth control advice from Jackie, who encourages her to also talk to Roseanne. Becky later confides to her mother that she has already slept with Mark. | |||||||
| 74 | 2 | "Take My Bike ... Please!" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Mark RosewaterTeleplay by : Bob Myer | September 24, 1991 (1991-09-24) | 504 | 32.8 |
| Dan and Roseanne, working 15-hour days, leave Becky in charge at home, causing friction between Becky and Darlene. D.J. starts to feel neglected. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Dan Butler as Art, a customer who later becomes the Conners' accountant for the bike shop. | |||||||
| 75 | 3 | "Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker" | Andrew D. Weyman | Chuck Lorre | October 1, 1991 (1991-10-01) | 502 | 33.4 |
| Jackie is horrified to wake up in bed with Arnie after a drunken fling she is unable to remember. Roseanne continually attempts to return a dog that a neighbor gave away to D.J. Dan and his pals discover Leon is gay when they invite him to their poker game. Jackie decides to start a new career as a professional truck driver. | |||||||
| 76 | 4 | "Darlene Fades to Black" | Andrew D. Weyman | Jeff Abugov | October 8, 1991 (1991-10-08) | 503 | 32.0 |
| Darlene slips into a depressive state, constantly spending time alone. Meanwhile, Becky has her eye on a motor scooter from Dan's shop. | |||||||
| 77 | 5 | "Tolerate Thy Neighbor" | Andrew D. Weyman | Maxine Lapiduss and Martin Mull | October 15, 1991 (1991-10-15) | 505 | 31.0 |
| When the Bowmans are out of town, Roseanne witnesses their possessions being removed by what she believes is a charity group. Kathy Bowman is furious after learning that Roseanne watched the theft without realizing the house was being robbed. Note: Bob Hope makes a cameo appearance as a line-up participant during the end-credits of this episode. | |||||||
| 78 | 6 | "Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down" | Andrew D. Weyman | Amy Sherman | October 29, 1991 (1991-10-29) | 506 | 36.7 |
| Dan and Roseanne play a gruesome Halloween prank on Kathy Bowman. Roseanne expects Kathy will retaliate and is disappointed that Kathy wants nothing to do with Roseanne and her juvenile pranks. At the Lodge's Halloween party, Jackie discovers that the moose she has been flirting with is Booker, her former boyfriend. Dan and Jerry stage an obvious trick to appear as Kathy has taken revenge, thus mollifying Roseanne, who lets an unsuspecting Becky be the target. Note: This episode marks the final appearance of George Clooney as Booker. | |||||||
| 79 | 7 | "Vegas" | Andrew D. Weyman | Don Foster and Sid Youngers | November 5, 1991 (1991-11-05) | 507 | 32.4 |
| Arnie and Nancy invite Roseanne and Dan to their Las Vegas wedding. Once there, Roseanne and Dan have a fight when she feels neglected because he prefers shooting craps. | |||||||
| 80 | 8 | "Vegas, Vegas" | Andrew D. Weyman | Joel Madison and Mark Rosewater | November 12, 1991 (1991-11-12) | 508 | 36.1 |
| Roseanne is still upset that Dan would rather play craps than spend a romantic night together. She and Nancy get drunk and wander into a Wayne Newton impersonator performance. Roseanne starts heckling the performer, unaware it is the real Wayne Newton who is making a surprise on-stage appearance. After Arnie and Nancy's wedding, they offer Dan and Roseanne the chance to renew their vows. | |||||||
| 81 | 9 | "Stressed to Kill" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Bob Myer and Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Jeff Abugov and Maxine Lapiduss | November 19, 1991 (1991-11-19) | 510 | 28.5 |
| Roseanne secretly resumes smoking to cope with her stressful life—then tries to hide the renewed habit from her family. Roseanne is thrilled when Darlene gets a B on a school report until she learns that Becky actually wrote it for her. | |||||||
| 82 | 10 | "Thanksgiving '91" | Andrew D. Weyman | Brad Isaacs | November 26, 1991 (1991-11-26) | 509 | 29.7 |
| Bev attends Thanksgiving dinner without Jackie and Roseanne's father, Al. Bev shocks them when she finally admits Al is in Kansas City, spending the holiday with his mistress, who he has been seeing for 20 years. Darlene stays secluded in her room and only opens up to Nana Mary. | |||||||
| 83 | 11 | "Kansas City, Here We Come" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Amy Sherman and David ForbesTeleplay by : Don Foster and Jennifer Heath | December 3, 1991 (1991-12-03) | 511 | 34.6 |
| Jackie and Roseanne head to Kansas City, intending to confront Joan, their father's mistress. Once there, they are about to chicken out and leave when Joan opens her door. Dan goes to beat up Becky's boss at the Buy N' Bag for being grossly disrespectful to her, but finds that Mark has beaten him to it. | |||||||
| 84 | 12 | "Santa Claus" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Barry VigonTeleplay by : Chuck Lorre and Maxine Lapiduss | December 24, 1991 (1991-12-24) | 512 | 32.3 |
| Roseanne and Jackie are the new Santa and Mrs. Claus at Rodbell's; while on duty, Roseanne meets Darlene's new friend Karen, and Karen's son. She is resentful that Darlene refused to open up to her but has shared her writing with Karen. | |||||||
| 85 | 13 | "Bingo" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Tom Arnold and Robert MirandaTeleplay by : Joel Madison and Sid Youngers | January 7, 1992 (1992-01-07) | 513 | 36.4 |
| Crystal, Roseanne, Bonnie, Anne Marie, and Jackie have a girl's night out, while Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed. Roseanne ridicules Crystal for choosing bingo, but after winning, she quickly becomes addicted, sparking a fight with Crystal. Later, Crystal explains she became upset because she is pregnant again and is overwhelmed raising Little Ed and teen son, Lonnie, while Ed is often away on business. | |||||||
| 86 | 14 | "The Bowling Show" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Don FosterTeleplay by : Jeff Abugov and Amy Sherman | January 21, 1992 (1992-01-21) | 514 | 32.4 |
| Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, while Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie and Nancy's new friendship. Darlene meets Mark's younger brother for the first time, setting off a mutual attraction. David Crosby appears as Bonnie's partner, Duke, who performs with Bonnie at the bowling alley restaurant. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Johnny Galecki as David (referred to as Kevin in this episode) Healy, Darlene's boyfriend and later husband, and Mark's brother. | |||||||
| 87 | 15 | "The Back Story" | Andrew D. Weyman | Bob Myer | February 4, 1992 (1992-02-04) | 515 | 37.1 |
| Bev arrives in time to help with D.J.'s 11th birthday, after Roseanne throws her back out. Dan is thrilled he bought D.J. a Super Nintendo as a birthday present and strikes a car-buying deal with Becky, only to have Bev upend him on both counts. | |||||||
| 88 | 16 | "Less Is More" | Gail Mancuso Cordray | Story by : Amy ShermanTeleplay by : Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster | February 11, 1992 (1992-02-11) | 517 | 28.1 |
| Roseanne's doctor recommends a breast reduction to reduce stress on her back. She agrees but has a nightmare in which her breasts are accidentally enlarged to gigantic proportions. Note: Neil Patrick Harris makes a cameo appearance as Doogie Howser, MD in this episode. | |||||||
| 89 | 17 | "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do" | Andrew D. Weyman | Jennifer Heath | February 18, 1992 (1992-02-18) | 516 | 32.4 |
| When Becky breaks up with Mark, she dates a new boy, Dean, who Dan excitedly considers "son-in-law" material. Roseanne and Jackie dash his hopes by explaining that Dean is the "transitional guy" and guarantee that the next boy Becky dates who Dan hates will be the "keeper." | |||||||
| 90 | 18 | "This Old House" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Michael PoryesTeleplay by : Chuck Lorre and Jeff Abugov | February 25, 1992 (1992-02-25) | 518 | 30.1 |
| Darlene and David have been producing their own comic book in which Darlene writes the story and David illustrates it. When Dan and Roseanne discover she and David skipped school to attend a comic book convention in Chicago, Darlene is grounded and forbidden to see David again. Jackie and Roseanne break into their now-vacant childhood home that is slated to be demolished. They relive painful childhood memories about their physically abusive father. Jackie persuades Roseanne to allow Darlene to see David again, stressing how important them working on their comic book together is to them and how it has helped Darlene to overcome her depression. | |||||||
| 91 | 19 | "The Commercial Show" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Maxine Lapiduss and Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Maxine Lapiduss and Jennifer Heath | March 3, 1992 (1992-03-03) | 519 | 34.6 |
| The Conners are chosen to be in a Rodbell's commercial, much to Darlene's embarrassment and Roseanne's disappointment after the director replaces her with Jackie as "the mother". Leon and his partner break up. To everyone's delight, the Bowmans are moving back to Chicago. Note: Sara Gilbert had her hair made up in pigtails to look like Laura Ingalls played by her older sister Melissa Gilbert in Little House on the Prairie. | |||||||
| 92 | 20 | "Therapy" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Joel Madison and Sid Youngers | March 17, 1992 (1992-03-17) | 520 | 33.8 |
| After Darlene mouths off about a girl at school, Becky warns her that the burly girl is planning to beat her up. Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist to work out their "sister" issues. | |||||||
| 93 | 21 | "Lies" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Jeff AbugovTeleplay by : Don Foster and Sid Youngers | March 24, 1992 (1992-03-24) | 521 | 37.6 |
| Roseanne is ticked off that Darlene bypasses her for advice on David. Roseanne is anxious about a lie detector test at her workplace, after taking condiments from the restaurant. She soon suspects the test is actually about something else: Leon being gay. | |||||||
| 94 | 22 | "Deliverance" | Gail Mancuso Cordray | Story by : Chuck LorreTeleplay by : Jeff Abugov and Joel Madison | March 31, 1992 (1992-03-31) | 522 | 37.0 |
| Eight-months-pregnant Crystal goes into labor and Dan coaches her as she gives birth to a long-awaited daughter she names Angela. After Leon quits, Roseanne and Bonnie squabble over who should manage the coffee shop. The feud causes Roseanne to refuse Bonnie's phone calls, resulting in Roseanne and Jackie nearly missing Crystal's daughter being born. Bonnie arrives at the hospital and informs Roseanne that the luncheonette is closing down in three weeks, leaving them both unemployed. Darlene tells David to stop crowding her, though he has difficulty spending less time together. | |||||||
| 95 | 23 | "Secrets" | Andrew D. Weyman | Lawrence H. Levy | April 28, 1992 (1992-04-28) | 524 | 33.5 |
| Depressed because Becky refuses to see him, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and puts his fist through the jukebox. Dan tends to him, then lies to Roseanne and Becky about it, though Roseanne sees through the ruse and punishes Dan. | |||||||
| 96 | 24 | "Don't Make Me Over" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Sara GilbertTeleplay by : Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster & Sid Youngers | May 5, 1992 (1992-05-05) | 523 | 31.9 |
| Roseanne grounds D.J. from watching TV after he gets a bad report from his math teacher. She chides Dan for always leaving the kids' punishments up to her while he remains neutral. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene, determined to attend a rock concert in Iowa, scheme to soften up Roseanne with a Mother's Day spa-pampering. Roseanne is thrilled until she discovers their ulterior motive. A furious Dan takes charge and punishes them by sending them to spend the weekend with Bev. | |||||||
| 97 | 25 | "Aliens" | Andrew D. Weyman | Story by : Joel Madison and Ron NelsonTeleplay by : Jeff Abugov and Joel Madison | May 12, 1992 (1992-05-12) | 525 | 32.7 |
Roseanne, season 5 episodes · Episodes › Season 5 (1992–93)
98
98
No.overall
98
No. inseason
1
Title
"Terms of Estrangement: Part 1"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Sy Dukane and Denise Moss
Original release date
September 15, 1992 (1992-09-15)
Prod.code
601
US viewers(millions)
36.7
Roseanne and Dan adjust to losing their bike shop while seeking new jobs. Meanwhile, when Mark receives a great job offer in Minneapolis, he and Becky secretly elope.
Roseanne and Dan adjust to losing their bike shop while seeking new jobs. Meanwhile, when Mark receives a great job offer in Minneapolis, he and Becky secretly elope.
No.overall
Roseanne and Dan adjust to losing their bike shop while seeking new jobs. Meanwhile, when Mark receives a great job offer in Minneapolis, he and Becky secretly elope.
99
99
No.overall
99
No. inseason
2
Title
"Terms of Estrangement: Part 2"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Rob Ulin
Original release date
September 22, 1992 (1992-09-22)
Prod.code
602
US viewers(millions)
36.0
Becky returns home to collect her belongings, while Roseanne struggles to accept her daughter's marriage and tries to cheer-up Dan after he closes the bike shop. Dan avoids talking to Becky.
Becky returns home to collect her belongings, while Roseanne struggles to accept her daughter's marriage and tries to cheer-up Dan after he closes the bike shop. Dan avoids talking to Becky.
No.overall
Becky returns home to collect her belongings, while Roseanne struggles to accept her daughter's marriage and tries to cheer-up Dan after he closes the bike shop. Dan avoids talking to Becky.
100
100
No.overall
100
No. inseason
3
Title
"The Dark Ages"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Eric Gilliland and Mike Gandolfi
Original release date
September 29, 1992 (1992-09-29)
Prod.code
603
US viewers(millions)
35.9
The Conners' electricity is cut off when they fall behind on the bill. Darlene and David stay up all night in Darlene's bedroom working on their comic book. When Roseanne and Dan do not believe Darlene when she insists they did not sleep together, she lashes out, feeling punished for Becky's mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between them. This episode concludes by breaking the fourth wall with Roseanne and Laurie Metcalf wrestling over the Emmy award that Metcalf won. John Goodman eventually joined in before they all ran offstage and out a studio door accompanied by Tom Arnold.
The Conners' electricity is cut off when they fall behind on the bill. Darlene and David stay up all night in Darlene's bedroom working on their comic book. When Roseanne and Dan do not believe Darlene when she insists they did not sleep together, she lashes out, feeling punished for Becky's mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between them. This episode concludes by breaking the fourth wall with Roseanne and Laurie Metcalf wrestling over the Emmy award that Metcalf won. John Goodman eventually joined in before they all ran offstage and out a studio door accompanied by Tom Arnold.
No.overall
The Conners' electricity is cut off when they fall behind on the bill. Darlene and David stay up all night in Darlene's bedroom working on their comic book. When Roseanne and Dan do not believe Darlene when she insists they did not sleep together, she lashes out, feeling punished for Becky's mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between them. This episode concludes by breaking the fourth wall with Roseanne and Laurie Metcalf wrestling over the Emmy award that Metcalf won. John Goodman eventually joined in before they all ran offstage and out a studio door accompanied by Tom Arnold.
101
101
No.overall
101
No. inseason
4
Title
"Mommy Nearest"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Janice Jordan and Monica Piper
Original release date
October 6, 1992 (1992-10-06)
Prod.code
604
US viewers(millions)
33.7
Jackie starts dating the much-younger Fisher, played by Metcalf's real-life then-husband Matt Roth. Bev moves to Lanford after selling her house, making a large profit. She then gives Roseanne and Jackie $10,000 each.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Matt Roth as Fisher, Jackie's new boyfriend.
Jackie starts dating the much-younger Fisher, played by Metcalf's real-life then-husband Matt Roth. Bev moves to Lanford after selling her house, making a large profit. She then gives Roseanne and Jackie $10,000 each.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Matt Roth as Fisher, Jackie's new boyfriend.
No.overall
Jackie starts dating the much-younger Fisher, played by Metcalf's real-life then-husband Matt Roth. Bev moves to Lanford after selling her house, making a large profit. She then gives Roseanne and Jackie $10,000 each.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Matt Roth as Fisher, Jackie's new boyfriend.
102
102
No.overall
102
No. inseason
5
Title
"Pretty in Black"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Amy Sherman
Original release date
October 13, 1992 (1992-10-13)
Prod.code
605
US viewers(millions)
31.5
Dan and Roseanne enjoy torturing Darlene by pretending to throw a dreaded Sweet-Sixteen birthday party before sending her off to celebrate with friends at the pizza parlor. While playing "Truth or Dare" with Jackie, Anne Maire, and Crystal, Roseanne suffers an embarrassing incident when she unexpectedly meets the Conner's new neighbor, Ty Tilden, a single father with two teenaged daughters: shy Charlotte and promiscuous Molly.
Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Wings Hauser, Mara Hobel, and Danielle Harris as Ty, Charlotte, and Molly Tilden, the Conners' new neighbors, respectively.
Dan and Roseanne enjoy torturing Darlene by pretending to throw a dreaded Sweet-Sixteen birthday party before sending her off to celebrate with friends at the pizza parlor. While playing "Truth or Dare" with Jackie, Anne Maire, and Crystal, Roseanne suffers an embarrassing incident when she unexpectedly meets the Conner's new neighbor, Ty Tilden, a single father with two teenaged daughters: shy Charlotte and promiscuous Molly.
Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Wings Hauser, Mara Hobel, and Danielle Harris as Ty, Charlotte, and Molly Tilden, the Conners' new neighbors, respectively.
No.overall
Dan and Roseanne enjoy torturing Darlene by pretending to throw a dreaded Sweet-Sixteen birthday party before sending her off to celebrate with friends at the pizza parlor. While playing "Truth or Dare" with Jackie, Anne Maire, and Crystal, Roseanne suffers an embarrassing incident when she unexpectedly meets the Conner's new neighbor, Ty Tilden, a single father with two teenaged daughters: shy Charlotte and promiscuous Molly.
Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Wings Hauser, Mara Hobel, and Danielle Harris as Ty, Charlotte, and Molly Tilden, the Conners' new neighbors, respectively.
103
103
No.overall
103
No. inseason
6
Title
"Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Eileen Heisler and DeAnn Heline
Original release date
October 20, 1992 (1992-10-20)
Prod.code
606
US viewers(millions)
30.4
Roseanne and Jackie decide to open a diner with Nancy, using the money that Bev gave them. When they are unable to get a bank loan for the additional needed capital, Bev agrees to put up another $10,000, but only as a 4th partner. Molly, complains to Darlene about D.J.'s peeping at her through the bedroom window. Darlene confronts Molly about her flirtatious behavior with David.
Roseanne and Jackie decide to open a diner with Nancy, using the money that Bev gave them. When they are unable to get a bank loan for the additional needed capital, Bev agrees to put up another $10,000, but only as a 4th partner. Molly, complains to Darlene about D.J.'s peeping at her through the bedroom window. Darlene confronts Molly about her flirtatious behavior with David.
No.overall
Roseanne and Jackie decide to open a diner with Nancy, using the money that Bev gave them. When they are unable to get a bank loan for the additional needed capital, Bev agrees to put up another $10,000, but only as a 4th partner. Molly, complains to Darlene about D.J.'s peeping at her through the bedroom window. Darlene confronts Molly about her flirtatious behavior with David.
104
104
No.overall
104
No. inseason
7
Title
"Halloween IV"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Rob Ulin
Original release date
October 27, 1992 (1992-10-27)
Prod.code
607
US viewers(millions)
37.0
Becky's absence has drained Roseanne's Halloween spirit, so she is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and a truly terrifying Future. Her prankster spirit restored, she joins the others at the Lodge Halloween party.
Note: Laurie Metcalf's real-life daughter, Zoe Perry, makes a cameo appearance as a young Jackie in flashback.
Becky's absence has drained Roseanne's Halloween spirit, so she is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and a truly terrifying Future. Her prankster spirit restored, she joins the others at the Lodge Halloween party.
Note: Laurie Metcalf's real-life daughter, Zoe Perry, makes a cameo appearance as a young Jackie in flashback.
No.overall
Becky's absence has drained Roseanne's Halloween spirit, so she is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and a truly terrifying Future. Her prankster spirit restored, she joins the others at the Lodge Halloween party.
Note: Laurie Metcalf's real-life daughter, Zoe Perry, makes a cameo appearance as a young Jackie in flashback.
105
105
No.overall
105
No. inseason
8
Title
"Ladies' Choice"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Betsy Borns and David Raether
Original release date
November 10, 1992 (1992-11-10)
Prod.code
608
US viewers(millions)
32.4
Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne thinks she is the one getting old when Bev moves into a retirement community.
Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne thinks she is the one getting old when Bev moves into a retirement community.
No.overall
Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne thinks she is the one getting old when Bev moves into a retirement community.
106
106
No.overall
106
No. inseason
9
Title
"Stand on Your Man"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Denise Moss and Sy Dukane
Original release date
November 17, 1992 (1992-11-17)
Prod.code
610
US viewers(millions)
33.7
Roseanne, working a late shift at the diner alone, is threatened by an aggressive customer, prompting the girls to take a self-defense class. When Arnie wants to return to Nancy, he learns she is a lesbian.
Roseanne, working a late shift at the diner alone, is threatened by an aggressive customer, prompting the girls to take a self-defense class. When Arnie wants to return to Nancy, he learns she is a lesbian.
No.overall
Roseanne, working a late shift at the diner alone, is threatened by an aggressive customer, prompting the girls to take a self-defense class. When Arnie wants to return to Nancy, he learns she is a lesbian.
107
107
No.overall
107
No. inseason
10
Title
"Good Girls, Bad Girls"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Amy Sherman
Original release date
November 24, 1992 (1992-11-24)
Prod.code
609
US viewers(millions)
30.5
Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert in a neighboring town, and Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go. When Darlene arrives home in a cab at 4:00 a.m., Roseanne initially doubts her explanation that Molly ditched her to smoke pot in a stranger's van.
Note: Lecy Goranson appears in this episode's opening scene, marking her final appearance as Becky until the season eight premiere.
Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert in a neighboring town, and Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go. When Darlene arrives home in a cab at 4:00 a.m., Roseanne initially doubts her explanation that Molly ditched her to smoke pot in a stranger's van.
Note: Lecy Goranson appears in this episode's opening scene, marking her final appearance as Becky until the season eight premiere.
No.overall
Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert in a neighboring town, and Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go. When Darlene arrives home in a cab at 4:00 a.m., Roseanne initially doubts her explanation that Molly ditched her to smoke pot in a stranger's van.
Note: Lecy Goranson appears in this episode's opening scene, marking her final appearance as Becky until the season eight premiere.
108
108
No.overall
108
No. inseason
11
Title
"Of Ice and Men"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Robert Borden and Norm Macdonald
Original release date
December 1, 1992 (1992-12-01)
Prod.code
611
US viewers(millions)
35.2
Fisher offers to coach D.J. in hockey. Jackie breaks up with Fisher, fearing he will leave her for a younger woman. When Roseanne convinces Jackie to get back together with him, they move in together.
Fisher offers to coach D.J. in hockey. Jackie breaks up with Fisher, fearing he will leave her for a younger woman. When Roseanne convinces Jackie to get back together with him, they move in together.
No.overall
Fisher offers to coach D.J. in hockey. Jackie breaks up with Fisher, fearing he will leave her for a younger woman. When Roseanne convinces Jackie to get back together with him, they move in together.
109
109
No.overall
109
No. inseason
12
Title
"It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Eric Gilliland
Original release date
December 15, 1992 (1992-12-15)
Prod.code
612
US viewers(millions)
34.4
A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, D.J., Nancy and Nancy's girlfriend, Marla (Morgan Fairchild) are trapped at the Conner house. Darlene, stranded at David's, witnesses his abusive mother's behavior, and comes to appreciate her stable parents.
A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, D.J., Nancy and Nancy's girlfriend, Marla (Morgan Fairchild) are trapped at the Conner house. Darlene, stranded at David's, witnesses his abusive mother's behavior, and comes to appreciate her stable parents.
No.overall
A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, D.J., Nancy and Nancy's girlfriend, Marla (Morgan Fairchild) are trapped at the Conner house. Darlene, stranded at David's, witnesses his abusive mother's behavior, and comes to appreciate her stable parents.
110
110
No.overall
110
No. inseason
13
Title
"Crime and Punishment"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Bruce Rasmussen
Original release date
January 5, 1993 (1993-01-05)
Prod.code
613
US viewers(millions)
38.3
The Conners are called to D.J.'s school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he brought to class. Dan and Roseanne are shocked that it is one of Darlene and David's comic books. Later, Darlene accidentally walks in on Jackie in D.J.'s bathroom, finding her covered with bruises. Roseanne presses Jackie for an explanation and learns that Fisher assaulted her. Dan beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley Jr. appears in this episode. Brice Beckham (Mr. Belvedere) appears.
The Conners are called to D.J.'s school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he brought to class. Dan and Roseanne are shocked that it is one of Darlene and David's comic books. Later, Darlene accidentally walks in on Jackie in D.J.'s bathroom, finding her covered with bruises. Roseanne presses Jackie for an explanation and learns that Fisher assaulted her. Dan beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley Jr. appears in this episode. Brice Beckham (Mr. Belvedere) appears.
No.overall
The Conners are called to D.J.'s school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he brought to class. Dan and Roseanne are shocked that it is one of Darlene and David's comic books. Later, Darlene accidentally walks in on Jackie in D.J.'s bathroom, finding her covered with bruises. Roseanne presses Jackie for an explanation and learns that Fisher assaulted her. Dan beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley Jr. appears in this episode. Brice Beckham (Mr. Belvedere) appears.
111
111
No.overall
111
No. inseason
14
Title
"War and Peace"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
DeAnn Heline and Eileen Heisler
Original release date
January 12, 1993 (1993-01-12)
Prod.code
614
US viewers(millions)
38.8
As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the news of Dan hitting Fisher quickly spreads through town. Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back. Roseanne is shocked that this was not the first time Fisher hit Jackie. Jackie shows she is strong enough to make her own decisions and leaves him for good.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Matt Roth as Fisher.
As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the news of Dan hitting Fisher quickly spreads through town. Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back. Roseanne is shocked that this was not the first time Fisher hit Jackie. Jackie shows she is strong enough to make her own decisions and leaves him for good.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Matt Roth as Fisher.
No.overall
As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the news of Dan hitting Fisher quickly spreads through town. Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back. Roseanne is shocked that this was not the first time Fisher hit Jackie. Jackie shows she is strong enough to make her own decisions and leaves him for good.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Matt Roth as Fisher.
112
112
No.overall
112
No. inseason
15
Title
"Lanford Daze"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Monica Piper and David Raether
Original release date
January 26, 1993 (1993-01-26)
Prod.code
615
US viewers(millions)
N/A
Vegetarian Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box as a protest against eating animals. To punish Darlene, Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the diner's Lanford Days festival concession stand.
Note: Country music star Loretta Lynn appears in this episode as herself.
Vegetarian Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box as a protest against eating animals. To punish Darlene, Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the diner's Lanford Days festival concession stand.
Note: Country music star Loretta Lynn appears in this episode as herself.
No.overall
Vegetarian Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box as a protest against eating animals. To punish Darlene, Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the diner's Lanford Days festival concession stand.
Note: Country music star Loretta Lynn appears in this episode as herself.
113
113
No.overall
113
No. inseason
16
Title
"Wait Till Your Father Gets Home"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Amy Sherman
Original release date
February 9, 1993 (1993-02-09)
Prod.code
616
US viewers(millions)
32.3
Roseanne and Jackie's father dies. His mistress, Joan, shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie and a confrontation with Bev. Roseanne is angry that her father never regretted his abusive behavior, particularly after Joan says her dad believed he was a wonderful father and felt Roseanne and Jackie were ungrateful daughters.
Roseanne and Jackie's father dies. His mistress, Joan, shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie and a confrontation with Bev. Roseanne is angry that her father never regretted his abusive behavior, particularly after Joan says her dad believed he was a wonderful father and felt Roseanne and Jackie were ungrateful daughters.
No.overall
Roseanne and Jackie's father dies. His mistress, Joan, shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie and a confrontation with Bev. Roseanne is angry that her father never regretted his abusive behavior, particularly after Joan says her dad believed he was a wonderful father and felt Roseanne and Jackie were ungrateful daughters.
114
114
No.overall
114
No. inseason
17
Title
"First Cousin, Twice Removed"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Janice Jordan
Original release date
February 16, 1993 (1993-02-16)
Prod.code
617
US viewers(millions)
29.0
Roseanne's wealthy cousin comes to town, hoping to end a years-long feud with Roseanne, after she excluded Roseanne from her wedding party. Ronnie encourages Darlene to follow her writing dream to move to New York City, offering her a place to stay.
Note: Joan Collins appears as Ronnie, Roseanne and Jackie's estranged cousin.
Roseanne's wealthy cousin comes to town, hoping to end a years-long feud with Roseanne, after she excluded Roseanne from her wedding party. Ronnie encourages Darlene to follow her writing dream to move to New York City, offering her a place to stay.
Note: Joan Collins appears as Ronnie, Roseanne and Jackie's estranged cousin.
No.overall
Roseanne's wealthy cousin comes to town, hoping to end a years-long feud with Roseanne, after she excluded Roseanne from her wedding party. Ronnie encourages Darlene to follow her writing dream to move to New York City, offering her a place to stay.
Note: Joan Collins appears as Ronnie, Roseanne and Jackie's estranged cousin.
115
115
No.overall
115
No. inseason
18
Title
"Lose a Job, Winnebago"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Norm Macdonald
Original release date
February 23, 1993 (1993-02-23)
Prod.code
618
US viewers(millions)
33.3
The Conners go on a road trip to California with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show; Dan tells Roseanne he wants to have another child, though Roseanne is cool to the idea.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Wings Hauser as Ty Tilden.
The Conners go on a road trip to California with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show; Dan tells Roseanne he wants to have another child, though Roseanne is cool to the idea.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Wings Hauser as Ty Tilden.
No.overall
The Conners go on a road trip to California with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show; Dan tells Roseanne he wants to have another child, though Roseanne is cool to the idea.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Wings Hauser as Ty Tilden.
116
116
No.overall
116
No. inseason
19
Title
"It's a Boy!"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Rob Ulin
Original release date
March 2, 1993 (1993-03-02)
Prod.code
619
US viewers(millions)
31.2
David's parents are divorcing and his mother is moving to another town. Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them. Roseanne relents only after witnessing first-hand his mother's abusive behavior. The next obstacle is convincing Dan, who finally relents and allows David to move in, but only under strict rules for him and Darlene.
David's parents are divorcing and his mother is moving to another town. Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them. Roseanne relents only after witnessing first-hand his mother's abusive behavior. The next obstacle is convincing Dan, who finally relents and allows David to move in, but only under strict rules for him and Darlene.
No.overall
David's parents are divorcing and his mother is moving to another town. Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them. Roseanne relents only after witnessing first-hand his mother's abusive behavior. The next obstacle is convincing Dan, who finally relents and allows David to move in, but only under strict rules for him and Darlene.
117
117
No.overall
117
No. inseason
20
Title
"It Was Twenty Years Ago Today"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Betsy Borns
Original release date
March 9, 1993 (1993-03-09)
Prod.code
620
US viewers(millions)
29.4
Rosanne flies into a tizzy when she is unable to find her wedding ring, unaware that Dan secretly borrowed it to have it redesigned as a 20th anniversary gift. Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph to give to Dan but is angry when he has to work on their anniversary night, unaware he took the temporary job to pay for the ring. Bill Maher appears in this episode.
Rosanne flies into a tizzy when she is unable to find her wedding ring, unaware that Dan secretly borrowed it to have it redesigned as a 20th anniversary gift. Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph to give to Dan but is angry when he has to work on their anniversary night, unaware he took the temporary job to pay for the ring. Bill Maher appears in this episode.
No.overall
Rosanne flies into a tizzy when she is unable to find her wedding ring, unaware that Dan secretly borrowed it to have it redesigned as a 20th anniversary gift. Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph to give to Dan but is angry when he has to work on their anniversary night, unaware he took the temporary job to pay for the ring. Bill Maher appears in this episode.
118
118
No.overall
118
No. inseason
21
Title
"Playing with Matches"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Robert Borden
Original release date
March 23, 1993 (1993-03-23)
Prod.code
621
US viewers(millions)
32.6
Roseanne wants to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David.
Roseanne wants to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David.
No.overall
Roseanne wants to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David.
119
119
No.overall
119
No. inseason
22
Title
"Promises, Promises"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Mike Gandolfi
Original release date
April 6, 1993 (1993-04-06)
Prod.code
622
US viewers(millions)
28.6
Darlene attends the high school prom with David, then surprises him afterward with a motel room she has rented, leaving him excited until he is unable to meet the challenge. Jackie is surprised and jealous when Nancy goes back to men by dating Roger (Tim Curry), a developer who flips houses for profit and wants Dan to go into business with him.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Mara Hobel as Charlotte Tilden and Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden.
Darlene attends the high school prom with David, then surprises him afterward with a motel room she has rented, leaving him excited until he is unable to meet the challenge. Jackie is surprised and jealous when Nancy goes back to men by dating Roger (Tim Curry), a developer who flips houses for profit and wants Dan to go into business with him.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Mara Hobel as Charlotte Tilden and Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden.
No.overall
Darlene attends the high school prom with David, then surprises him afterward with a motel room she has rented, leaving him excited until he is unable to meet the challenge. Jackie is surprised and jealous when Nancy goes back to men by dating Roger (Tim Curry), a developer who flips houses for profit and wants Dan to go into business with him.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Mara Hobel as Charlotte Tilden and Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden.
120
120
No.overall
120
No. inseason
23
Title
"Glengarry, Glen Rosey"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Story by : Sy Dukane and Denise MossTeleplay by : Lois Bromfield and Scott Burton
Original release date
May 4, 1993 (1993-05-04)
Prod.code
623
US viewers(millions)
22.2
Dan, working with Roger, remodels an old house to flip for a profit. When a buyer backs out at the last minute, Dan could lose his own house after Roger abruptly flees town, owing money and stiffing Dan with the bills that are due. Jackie, currently living with Bev at the retirement home, makes a big decision by buying the house, saving Dan and Roseanne from financial ruin. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode.
Dan, working with Roger, remodels an old house to flip for a profit. When a buyer backs out at the last minute, Dan could lose his own house after Roger abruptly flees town, owing money and stiffing Dan with the bills that are due. Jackie, currently living with Bev at the retirement home, makes a big decision by buying the house, saving Dan and Roseanne from financial ruin. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode.
No.overall
Dan, working with Roger, remodels an old house to flip for a profit. When a buyer backs out at the last minute, Dan could lose his own house after Roger abruptly flees town, owing money and stiffing Dan with the bills that are due. Jackie, currently living with Bev at the retirement home, makes a big decision by buying the house, saving Dan and Roseanne from financial ruin. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode.
121
121
No.overall
121
No. inseason
24
Title
"Tooth or Consequences"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Leslie Rieder
Original release date
May 11, 1993 (1993-05-11)
Prod.code
624
US viewers(millions)
27.0
Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's tooth the day the health inspector, who turns out to be her old boss, Leon, arrives at the restaurant. After Darlene and David consummate their relationship, Darlene gets accepted to a Chicago arts college, but says nothing about it after David is turned down by the same school. Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode.
Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's tooth the day the health inspector, who turns out to be her old boss, Leon, arrives at the restaurant. After Darlene and David consummate their relationship, Darlene gets accepted to a Chicago arts college, but says nothing about it after David is turned down by the same school. Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode.
No.overall
Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's tooth the day the health inspector, who turns out to be her old boss, Leon, arrives at the restaurant. After Darlene and David consummate their relationship, Darlene gets accepted to a Chicago arts college, but says nothing about it after David is turned down by the same school. Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode.
122
122
No.overall
122
No. inseason
25
Title
"Daughters and Other Strangers"
Directed by
Jeff Margolis
Written by
Eric Gilliland
Original release date
May 18, 1993 (1993-05-18)
Prod.code
625
US viewers(millions)
28.8
Roseanne and Dan refuse to allow Darlene to attend the Chicago arts college until after she graduates high school the following year. Darlene intends to go anyway, then changes her mind. After learning that David threatened to break-up with Darlene if she does go, Roseanne relents, not wanting her daughter to abandon her goals for a guy. When Darlene admits her real reason is fear of failing, Roseanne convinces her to go. D.J. befriends George, a boring and annoying neighbor boy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt).
Roseanne and Dan refuse to allow Darlene to attend the Chicago arts college until after she graduates high school the following year. Darlene intends to go anyway, then changes her mind. After learning that David threatened to break-up with Darlene if she does go, Roseanne relents, not wanting her daughter to abandon her goals for a guy. When Darlene admits her real reason is fear of failing, Roseanne convinces her to go. D.J. befriends George, a boring and annoying neighbor boy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt).
No.overall
Roseanne and Dan refuse to allow Darlene to attend the Chicago arts college until after she graduates high school the following year. Darlene intends to go anyway, then changes her mind. After learning that David threatened to break-up with Darlene if she does go, Roseanne relents, not wanting her daughter to abandon her goals for a guy. When Darlene admits her real reason is fear of failing, Roseanne convinces her to go. D.J. befriends George, a boring and annoying neighbor boy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt).
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) |
| 98 | 1 | "Terms of Estrangement: Part 1" | Andrew D. Weyman | Sy Dukane and Denise Moss | September 15, 1992 (1992-09-15) | 601 | 36.7 |
| Roseanne and Dan adjust to losing their bike shop while seeking new jobs. Meanwhile, when Mark receives a great job offer in Minneapolis, he and Becky secretly elope. | |||||||
| 99 | 2 | "Terms of Estrangement: Part 2" | Andrew D. Weyman | Rob Ulin | September 22, 1992 (1992-09-22) | 602 | 36.0 |
| Becky returns home to collect her belongings, while Roseanne struggles to accept her daughter's marriage and tries to cheer-up Dan after he closes the bike shop. Dan avoids talking to Becky. | |||||||
| 100 | 3 | "The Dark Ages" | Andrew D. Weyman | Eric Gilliland and Mike Gandolfi | September 29, 1992 (1992-09-29) | 603 | 35.9 |
| The Conners' electricity is cut off when they fall behind on the bill. Darlene and David stay up all night in Darlene's bedroom working on their comic book. When Roseanne and Dan do not believe Darlene when she insists they did not sleep together, she lashes out, feeling punished for Becky's mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between them. This episode concludes by breaking the fourth wall with Roseanne and Laurie Metcalf wrestling over the Emmy award that Metcalf won. John Goodman eventually joined in before they all ran offstage and out a studio door accompanied by Tom Arnold. | |||||||
| 101 | 4 | "Mommy Nearest" | Andrew D. Weyman | Janice Jordan and Monica Piper | October 6, 1992 (1992-10-06) | 604 | 33.7 |
| Jackie starts dating the much-younger Fisher, played by Metcalf's real-life then-husband Matt Roth. Bev moves to Lanford after selling her house, making a large profit. She then gives Roseanne and Jackie $10,000 each. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Matt Roth as Fisher, Jackie's new boyfriend. | |||||||
| 102 | 5 | "Pretty in Black" | Andrew D. Weyman | Amy Sherman | October 13, 1992 (1992-10-13) | 605 | 31.5 |
| Dan and Roseanne enjoy torturing Darlene by pretending to throw a dreaded Sweet-Sixteen birthday party before sending her off to celebrate with friends at the pizza parlor. While playing "Truth or Dare" with Jackie, Anne Maire, and Crystal, Roseanne suffers an embarrassing incident when she unexpectedly meets the Conner's new neighbor, Ty Tilden, a single father with two teenaged daughters: shy Charlotte and promiscuous Molly. Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Wings Hauser, Mara Hobel, and Danielle Harris as Ty, Charlotte, and Molly Tilden, the Conners' new neighbors, respectively. | |||||||
| 103 | 6 | "Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places" | Andrew D. Weyman | Eileen Heisler and DeAnn Heline | October 20, 1992 (1992-10-20) | 606 | 30.4 |
| Roseanne and Jackie decide to open a diner with Nancy, using the money that Bev gave them. When they are unable to get a bank loan for the additional needed capital, Bev agrees to put up another $10,000, but only as a 4th partner. Molly, complains to Darlene about D.J.'s peeping at her through the bedroom window. Darlene confronts Molly about her flirtatious behavior with David. | |||||||
| 104 | 7 | "Halloween IV" | Andrew D. Weyman | Rob Ulin | October 27, 1992 (1992-10-27) | 607 | 37.0 |
| Becky's absence has drained Roseanne's Halloween spirit, so she is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and a truly terrifying Future. Her prankster spirit restored, she joins the others at the Lodge Halloween party. Note: Laurie Metcalf's real-life daughter, Zoe Perry, makes a cameo appearance as a young Jackie in flashback. | |||||||
| 105 | 8 | "Ladies' Choice" | Andrew D. Weyman | Betsy Borns and David Raether | November 10, 1992 (1992-11-10) | 608 | 32.4 |
| Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne thinks she is the one getting old when Bev moves into a retirement community. | |||||||
| 106 | 9 | "Stand on Your Man" | Andrew D. Weyman | Denise Moss and Sy Dukane | November 17, 1992 (1992-11-17) | 610 | 33.7 |
| Roseanne, working a late shift at the diner alone, is threatened by an aggressive customer, prompting the girls to take a self-defense class. When Arnie wants to return to Nancy, he learns she is a lesbian. | |||||||
| 107 | 10 | "Good Girls, Bad Girls" | Andrew D. Weyman | Amy Sherman | November 24, 1992 (1992-11-24) | 609 | 30.5 |
| Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert in a neighboring town, and Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go. When Darlene arrives home in a cab at 4:00 a.m., Roseanne initially doubts her explanation that Molly ditched her to smoke pot in a stranger's van. Note: Lecy Goranson appears in this episode's opening scene, marking her final appearance as Becky until the season eight premiere. | |||||||
| 108 | 11 | "Of Ice and Men" | Andrew D. Weyman | Robert Borden and Norm Macdonald | December 1, 1992 (1992-12-01) | 611 | 35.2 |
| Fisher offers to coach D.J. in hockey. Jackie breaks up with Fisher, fearing he will leave her for a younger woman. When Roseanne convinces Jackie to get back together with him, they move in together. | |||||||
| 109 | 12 | "It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays" | Andrew D. Weyman | Eric Gilliland | December 15, 1992 (1992-12-15) | 612 | 34.4 |
| A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, D.J., Nancy and Nancy's girlfriend, Marla (Morgan Fairchild) are trapped at the Conner house. Darlene, stranded at David's, witnesses his abusive mother's behavior, and comes to appreciate her stable parents. | |||||||
| 110 | 13 | "Crime and Punishment" | Andrew D. Weyman | Bruce Rasmussen | January 5, 1993 (1993-01-05) | 613 | 38.3 |
| The Conners are called to D.J.'s school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he brought to class. Dan and Roseanne are shocked that it is one of Darlene and David's comic books. Later, Darlene accidentally walks in on Jackie in D.J.'s bathroom, finding her covered with bruises. Roseanne presses Jackie for an explanation and learns that Fisher assaulted her. Dan beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley Jr. appears in this episode. Brice Beckham (Mr. Belvedere) appears. | |||||||
| 111 | 14 | "War and Peace" | Andrew D. Weyman | DeAnn Heline and Eileen Heisler | January 12, 1993 (1993-01-12) | 614 | 38.8 |
| As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the news of Dan hitting Fisher quickly spreads through town. Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back. Roseanne is shocked that this was not the first time Fisher hit Jackie. Jackie shows she is strong enough to make her own decisions and leaves him for good. Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Matt Roth as Fisher. | |||||||
| 112 | 15 | "Lanford Daze" | Andrew D. Weyman | Monica Piper and David Raether | January 26, 1993 (1993-01-26) | 615 | N/A |
| Vegetarian Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box as a protest against eating animals. To punish Darlene, Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the diner's Lanford Days festival concession stand. Note: Country music star Loretta Lynn appears in this episode as herself. | |||||||
| 113 | 16 | "Wait Till Your Father Gets Home" | Andrew D. Weyman | Amy Sherman | February 9, 1993 (1993-02-09) | 616 | 32.3 |
| Roseanne and Jackie's father dies. His mistress, Joan, shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie and a confrontation with Bev. Roseanne is angry that her father never regretted his abusive behavior, particularly after Joan says her dad believed he was a wonderful father and felt Roseanne and Jackie were ungrateful daughters. | |||||||
| 114 | 17 | "First Cousin, Twice Removed" | Andrew D. Weyman | Janice Jordan | February 16, 1993 (1993-02-16) | 617 | 29.0 |
| Roseanne's wealthy cousin comes to town, hoping to end a years-long feud with Roseanne, after she excluded Roseanne from her wedding party. Ronnie encourages Darlene to follow her writing dream to move to New York City, offering her a place to stay. Note: Joan Collins appears as Ronnie, Roseanne and Jackie's estranged cousin. | |||||||
| 115 | 18 | "Lose a Job, Winnebago" | Andrew D. Weyman | Norm Macdonald | February 23, 1993 (1993-02-23) | 618 | 33.3 |
| The Conners go on a road trip to California with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show; Dan tells Roseanne he wants to have another child, though Roseanne is cool to the idea. Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Wings Hauser as Ty Tilden. | |||||||
| 116 | 19 | "It's a Boy!" | Andrew D. Weyman | Rob Ulin | March 2, 1993 (1993-03-02) | 619 | 31.2 |
| David's parents are divorcing and his mother is moving to another town. Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them. Roseanne relents only after witnessing first-hand his mother's abusive behavior. The next obstacle is convincing Dan, who finally relents and allows David to move in, but only under strict rules for him and Darlene. | |||||||
| 117 | 20 | "It Was Twenty Years Ago Today" | Andrew D. Weyman | Betsy Borns | March 9, 1993 (1993-03-09) | 620 | 29.4 |
| Rosanne flies into a tizzy when she is unable to find her wedding ring, unaware that Dan secretly borrowed it to have it redesigned as a 20th anniversary gift. Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph to give to Dan but is angry when he has to work on their anniversary night, unaware he took the temporary job to pay for the ring. Bill Maher appears in this episode. | |||||||
| 118 | 21 | "Playing with Matches" | Andrew D. Weyman | Robert Borden | March 23, 1993 (1993-03-23) | 621 | 32.6 |
| Roseanne wants to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David. | |||||||
| 119 | 22 | "Promises, Promises" | Andrew D. Weyman | Mike Gandolfi | April 6, 1993 (1993-04-06) | 622 | 28.6 |
| Darlene attends the high school prom with David, then surprises him afterward with a motel room she has rented, leaving him excited until he is unable to meet the challenge. Jackie is surprised and jealous when Nancy goes back to men by dating Roger (Tim Curry), a developer who flips houses for profit and wants Dan to go into business with him. Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Mara Hobel as Charlotte Tilden and Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden. | |||||||
| 120 | 23 | "Glengarry, Glen Rosey" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Story by : Sy Dukane and Denise MossTeleplay by : Lois Bromfield and Scott Burton | May 4, 1993 (1993-05-04) | 623 | 22.2 |
| Dan, working with Roger, remodels an old house to flip for a profit. When a buyer backs out at the last minute, Dan could lose his own house after Roger abruptly flees town, owing money and stiffing Dan with the bills that are due. Jackie, currently living with Bev at the retirement home, makes a big decision by buying the house, saving Dan and Roseanne from financial ruin. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode. | |||||||
| 121 | 24 | "Tooth or Consequences" | Gail Mancuso | Leslie Rieder | May 11, 1993 (1993-05-11) | 624 | 27.0 |
| Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's tooth the day the health inspector, who turns out to be her old boss, Leon, arrives at the restaurant. After Darlene and David consummate their relationship, Darlene gets accepted to a Chicago arts college, but says nothing about it after David is turned down by the same school. Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode. | |||||||
| 122 | 25 | "Daughters and Other Strangers" | Jeff Margolis | Eric Gilliland | May 18, 1993 (1993-05-18) | 625 | 28.8 |
Roseanne, season 6 episodes · Episodes › Season 6 (1993–94)
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123
No.overall
123
No. inseason
1
Title
"Two Down, One to Go"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Amy Sherman
Original release date
September 14, 1993 (1993-09-14)
Prod.code
701
US viewers(millions)
30.1
Darlene refuses to allow Roseanne drive her to Chicago for school. Desperate to keep Darlene from leaving, David proposes marriage, which Darlene declines as a crazy idea. Roseanne insists on taking Darlene to Chicago, and ends up spending the night in Darlene's new apartment where they engage in a frank mother-daughter talk.
Darlene refuses to allow Roseanne drive her to Chicago for school. Desperate to keep Darlene from leaving, David proposes marriage, which Darlene declines as a crazy idea. Roseanne insists on taking Darlene to Chicago, and ends up spending the night in Darlene's new apartment where they engage in a frank mother-daughter talk.
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Darlene refuses to allow Roseanne drive her to Chicago for school. Desperate to keep Darlene from leaving, David proposes marriage, which Darlene declines as a crazy idea. Roseanne insists on taking Darlene to Chicago, and ends up spending the night in Darlene's new apartment where they engage in a frank mother-daughter talk.
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124
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124
No. inseason
2
Title
"The Mommy's Curse"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Eric Gilliland
Original release date
September 21, 1993 (1993-09-21)
Prod.code
705
US viewers(millions)
27.7
Roseanne and Jackie have reached their limit tolerating Bev at the Lunchbox. Bev agrees to step aside, but secretly sells her share to Leon, Roseanne's old boss. Elsewhere, Fred, Dan's co-worker at the garage, asks Jackie out for a date.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jackie's later husband.
Roseanne and Jackie have reached their limit tolerating Bev at the Lunchbox. Bev agrees to step aside, but secretly sells her share to Leon, Roseanne's old boss. Elsewhere, Fred, Dan's co-worker at the garage, asks Jackie out for a date.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jackie's later husband.
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Roseanne and Jackie have reached their limit tolerating Bev at the Lunchbox. Bev agrees to step aside, but secretly sells her share to Leon, Roseanne's old boss. Elsewhere, Fred, Dan's co-worker at the garage, asks Jackie out for a date.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jackie's later husband.
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125
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125
No. inseason
3
Title
"Party Politics"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Miriam Trogdon
Original release date
September 28, 1993 (1993-09-28)
Prod.code
703
US viewers(millions)
29.4
Roseanne orchestrates a weekend at home for David and Darlene to get them back together. When Darlene discovers her mother's plan, she teams up with D.J., who has been skipping school. Darlene covers for him, but Roseanne, suspecting what is going on, utilizes Fred's help to expose them. Darlene and David get back together but Darlene keeps it a secret so Roseanne cannot take credit, but Roseanne tricks her into revealing it. Jackie turns down Fred for another date after their one-night stand.
Roseanne orchestrates a weekend at home for David and Darlene to get them back together. When Darlene discovers her mother's plan, she teams up with D.J., who has been skipping school. Darlene covers for him, but Roseanne, suspecting what is going on, utilizes Fred's help to expose them. Darlene and David get back together but Darlene keeps it a secret so Roseanne cannot take credit, but Roseanne tricks her into revealing it. Jackie turns down Fred for another date after their one-night stand.
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Roseanne orchestrates a weekend at home for David and Darlene to get them back together. When Darlene discovers her mother's plan, she teams up with D.J., who has been skipping school. Darlene covers for him, but Roseanne, suspecting what is going on, utilizes Fred's help to expose them. Darlene and David get back together but Darlene keeps it a secret so Roseanne cannot take credit, but Roseanne tricks her into revealing it. Jackie turns down Fred for another date after their one-night stand.
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126
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126
No. inseason
4
Title
"A Stash from the Past"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Kevin Abbott
Original release date
October 5, 1993 (1993-10-05)
Prod.code
706
US viewers(millions)
30.4
Roseanne punishes David after finding marijuana in his basement bedroom. David, thinking it is Darlene's, covers for her by claiming it is his. Darlene suspects it is Becky's. Dan realizes that it is actually Roseanne's 20-year-old stash. When the house is empty, he, Roseanne, and Jackie indulge once more for old times' sake but admit it was always a bad choice.
Note: In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode #21 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes. This is generally considered to be the last episode in the continuity later used by season 10 of Roseanne (and spinoff series The Conners); the rest of season 6, as well as seasons 7-9, were retconned out of the show's official story chronology.
Roseanne punishes David after finding marijuana in his basement bedroom. David, thinking it is Darlene's, covers for her by claiming it is his. Darlene suspects it is Becky's. Dan realizes that it is actually Roseanne's 20-year-old stash. When the house is empty, he, Roseanne, and Jackie indulge once more for old times' sake but admit it was always a bad choice.
Note: In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode #21 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes. This is generally considered to be the last episode in the continuity later used by season 10 of Roseanne (and spinoff series The Conners); the rest of season 6, as well as seasons 7-9, were retconned out of the show's official story chronology.
No.overall
Roseanne punishes David after finding marijuana in his basement bedroom. David, thinking it is Darlene's, covers for her by claiming it is his. Darlene suspects it is Becky's. Dan realizes that it is actually Roseanne's 20-year-old stash. When the house is empty, he, Roseanne, and Jackie indulge once more for old times' sake but admit it was always a bad choice.
Note: In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode #21 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes. This is generally considered to be the last episode in the continuity later used by season 10 of Roseanne (and spinoff series The Conners); the rest of season 6, as well as seasons 7-9, were retconned out of the show's official story chronology.
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127
No.overall
127
No. inseason
5
Title
"Be My Baby"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Rob Ulin
Original release date
October 19, 1993 (1993-10-19)
Prod.code
707
US viewers(millions)
31.9
Roseanne has been trying unsuccessfully for months to get pregnant, but it is Jackie who announces she is expecting after her one-night stand with Fred. She does not intend to tell Fred and wants to raise the child alone.
Roseanne has been trying unsuccessfully for months to get pregnant, but it is Jackie who announces she is expecting after her one-night stand with Fred. She does not intend to tell Fred and wants to raise the child alone.
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Roseanne has been trying unsuccessfully for months to get pregnant, but it is Jackie who announces she is expecting after her one-night stand with Fred. She does not intend to tell Fred and wants to raise the child alone.
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128
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128
No. inseason
6
Title
"Halloween V"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Betsy Borns and Miriam Trogdon
Original release date
October 26, 1993 (1993-10-26)
Prod.code
704
US viewers(millions)
34.5
Nancy thinks Dan dislikes her, and Roseanne soon realizes she is right. Darlene and David scheme to terrify Roseanne on Halloween.
Nancy thinks Dan dislikes her, and Roseanne soon realizes she is right. Darlene and David scheme to terrify Roseanne on Halloween.
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Nancy thinks Dan dislikes her, and Roseanne soon realizes she is right. Darlene and David scheme to terrify Roseanne on Halloween.
129
129
No.overall
129
No. inseason
7
Title
"Homeward Bound"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Michael Borkow
Original release date
November 2, 1993 (1993-11-02)
Prod.code
702
US viewers(millions)
29.4
Darlene returns home and realizes how much David misses her. After Darlene leaves, David tells Roseanne and Dan that he is going to his mother's house in another town when in reality he moves in with Darlene in Chicago. Roseanne and Dan learn that D.J. has begun masturbating and struggle with how to handle it without embarrassing him.
Darlene returns home and realizes how much David misses her. After Darlene leaves, David tells Roseanne and Dan that he is going to his mother's house in another town when in reality he moves in with Darlene in Chicago. Roseanne and Dan learn that D.J. has begun masturbating and struggle with how to handle it without embarrassing him.
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Darlene returns home and realizes how much David misses her. After Darlene leaves, David tells Roseanne and Dan that he is going to his mother's house in another town when in reality he moves in with Darlene in Chicago. Roseanne and Dan learn that D.J. has begun masturbating and struggle with how to handle it without embarrassing him.
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130
No.overall
130
No. inseason
8
Title
"Guilt by Imagination"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Story by : Lois BromfieldTeleplay by : Pat Bullard and Stevie Ray Fromstein
Original release date
November 9, 1993 (1993-11-09)
Prod.code
708
US viewers(millions)
28.6
Dan's old flame Phyllis Zimmer (mentioned in the Season 1 episode "The Memory Game") drops by the city garage and invites him to lunch. He tries keeping it from Roseanne, but she finds out. Vicki Lawrence appears in this episode.
Dan's old flame Phyllis Zimmer (mentioned in the Season 1 episode "The Memory Game") drops by the city garage and invites him to lunch. He tries keeping it from Roseanne, but she finds out. Vicki Lawrence appears in this episode.
No.overall
Dan's old flame Phyllis Zimmer (mentioned in the Season 1 episode "The Memory Game") drops by the city garage and invites him to lunch. He tries keeping it from Roseanne, but she finds out. Vicki Lawrence appears in this episode.
131
131
No.overall
131
No. inseason
9
Title
"Homecoming"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Sid Youngers
Original release date
November 16, 1993 (1993-11-16)
Prod.code
709
US viewers(millions)
33.0
When Becky and Mark return for a visit, Roseanne, seeing them drifting apart, schemes to break the couple up for good, but realizes Mark may not be the problem. Dan's 20th high-school football-team anniversary celebration is being held at the Conner house.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Sarah Chalke as Becky, Lecy Goranson's replacement.
When Becky and Mark return for a visit, Roseanne, seeing them drifting apart, schemes to break the couple up for good, but realizes Mark may not be the problem. Dan's 20th high-school football-team anniversary celebration is being held at the Conner house.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Sarah Chalke as Becky, Lecy Goranson's replacement.
No.overall
When Becky and Mark return for a visit, Roseanne, seeing them drifting apart, schemes to break the couple up for good, but realizes Mark may not be the problem. Dan's 20th high-school football-team anniversary celebration is being held at the Conner house.
Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Sarah Chalke as Becky, Lecy Goranson's replacement.
132
132
No.overall
132
No. inseason
10
Title
"Thanksgiving '93"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Michael Borkow and Mike Gandolfi
Original release date
November 23, 1993 (1993-11-23)
Prod.code
710
US viewers(millions)
28.0
At Thanksgiving, Nana Mary embarrasses a heavily pregnant Jackie and also reveals a secret about Bev's marriage; Becky prepares the holiday feast and Dan and Mark squabble.
At Thanksgiving, Nana Mary embarrasses a heavily pregnant Jackie and also reveals a secret about Bev's marriage; Becky prepares the holiday feast and Dan and Mark squabble.
No.overall
At Thanksgiving, Nana Mary embarrasses a heavily pregnant Jackie and also reveals a secret about Bev's marriage; Becky prepares the holiday feast and Dan and Mark squabble.
133
133
No.overall
133
No. inseason
11
Title
"The Driver's Seat"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
James Berg and Stan Zimmerman
Original release date
November 30, 1993 (1993-11-30)
Prod.code
711
US viewers(millions)
29.3
Nancy and Jackie cast aside Roseanne's suspicions that Leon is usurping her position at the Lunch Box but ultimately are proven to be true. D.J. joy rides in Roseanne's car and wrecks it; her violent reaction has her questioning whether she is repeating her father's pattern of childhood abuse.
Nancy and Jackie cast aside Roseanne's suspicions that Leon is usurping her position at the Lunch Box but ultimately are proven to be true. D.J. joy rides in Roseanne's car and wrecks it; her violent reaction has her questioning whether she is repeating her father's pattern of childhood abuse.
No.overall
Nancy and Jackie cast aside Roseanne's suspicions that Leon is usurping her position at the Lunch Box but ultimately are proven to be true. D.J. joy rides in Roseanne's car and wrecks it; her violent reaction has her questioning whether she is repeating her father's pattern of childhood abuse.
134
134
No.overall
134
No. inseason
12
Title
"White Trash Christmas"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Lawrence Broch and William Lucas Walker
Original release date
December 14, 1993 (1993-12-14)
Prod.code
712
US viewers(millions)
31.4
Roseanne and Dan go all out for Christmas in indignant reaction to their neighborhood association's imposed limits on exterior decorations after the Conners' previous tacky efforts. Roseanne and Dan are angry that the money they earmarked for Becky's education is instead used to pay for Mark's trade school tuition. Becky further annoys them by taking a job as a skimpily-clad waitress at "Bunz" (very obviously patterned after "Hooters"). When Bev and D.J. visit Darlene in Chicago, D.J. discovers David is living there with his sister, forcing Darlene to use all her savings to keep him quiet.
Roseanne and Dan go all out for Christmas in indignant reaction to their neighborhood association's imposed limits on exterior decorations after the Conners' previous tacky efforts. Roseanne and Dan are angry that the money they earmarked for Becky's education is instead used to pay for Mark's trade school tuition. Becky further annoys them by taking a job as a skimpily-clad waitress at "Bunz" (very obviously patterned after "Hooters"). When Bev and D.J. visit Darlene in Chicago, D.J. discovers David is living there with his sister, forcing Darlene to use all her savings to keep him quiet.
No.overall
Roseanne and Dan go all out for Christmas in indignant reaction to their neighborhood association's imposed limits on exterior decorations after the Conners' previous tacky efforts. Roseanne and Dan are angry that the money they earmarked for Becky's education is instead used to pay for Mark's trade school tuition. Becky further annoys them by taking a job as a skimpily-clad waitress at "Bunz" (very obviously patterned after "Hooters"). When Bev and D.J. visit Darlene in Chicago, D.J. discovers David is living there with his sister, forcing Darlene to use all her savings to keep him quiet.
135
135
No.overall
135
No. inseason
13
Title
"Suck Up or Shut Up"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Story by : Amy MorlandTeleplay by : Betsy Borns and Mike Gandolfi
Original release date
January 4, 1994 (1994-01-04)
Prod.code
713
US viewers(millions)
32.3
Leon pushes Roseanne to join a women's business association so she can network to help the diner. Roseanne presses D.J. to befriend the offbeat son of one of the association's members (Florence Henderson). Dan discovers Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him hanging out at the Lobo.
Leon pushes Roseanne to join a women's business association so she can network to help the diner. Roseanne presses D.J. to befriend the offbeat son of one of the association's members (Florence Henderson). Dan discovers Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him hanging out at the Lobo.
No.overall
Leon pushes Roseanne to join a women's business association so she can network to help the diner. Roseanne presses D.J. to befriend the offbeat son of one of the association's members (Florence Henderson). Dan discovers Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him hanging out at the Lobo.
136
136
No.overall
136
No. inseason
14
Title
"Busted"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Amy Sherman
Original release date
January 11, 1994 (1994-01-11)
Prod.code
714
US viewers(millions)
31.6
Mark thinks he is a failure and leaves Becky. She blames Roseanne for making her push Mark to go to school. In Chicago, Darlene and David's relationship is becoming strained from being together all the time. When Roseanne visits Mark, who is staying with Roy (Ahmet Zappa) Roy accidentally lets slip that David and Darlene are living together in Chicago. Mark drives Roseanne to Chicago to bring David back; Roseanne hides the truth from Dan.
Mark thinks he is a failure and leaves Becky. She blames Roseanne for making her push Mark to go to school. In Chicago, Darlene and David's relationship is becoming strained from being together all the time. When Roseanne visits Mark, who is staying with Roy (Ahmet Zappa) Roy accidentally lets slip that David and Darlene are living together in Chicago. Mark drives Roseanne to Chicago to bring David back; Roseanne hides the truth from Dan.
No.overall
Mark thinks he is a failure and leaves Becky. She blames Roseanne for making her push Mark to go to school. In Chicago, Darlene and David's relationship is becoming strained from being together all the time. When Roseanne visits Mark, who is staying with Roy (Ahmet Zappa) Roy accidentally lets slip that David and Darlene are living together in Chicago. Mark drives Roseanne to Chicago to bring David back; Roseanne hides the truth from Dan.
137
137
No.overall
137
No. inseason
15
Title
"David vs. Goliath"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Steve Pepoon
Original release date
February 1, 1994 (1994-02-01)
Prod.code
716
US viewers(millions)
28.8
Roseanne blackmails David into being her live-in "maid" in exchange for saying nothing to Dan about him living with Darlene. However, David feels guilty and confesses the truth to Dan, who then angrily throws him out; Roseanne persuades pregnant Jackie to temporarily take David in. Becky wants Dan to hire Mark for a job at the city garage. Jackie refuses any help from Fred for the baby, forcing him to secretly slip cash into her tip jar.
Roseanne blackmails David into being her live-in "maid" in exchange for saying nothing to Dan about him living with Darlene. However, David feels guilty and confesses the truth to Dan, who then angrily throws him out; Roseanne persuades pregnant Jackie to temporarily take David in. Becky wants Dan to hire Mark for a job at the city garage. Jackie refuses any help from Fred for the baby, forcing him to secretly slip cash into her tip jar.
No.overall
Roseanne blackmails David into being her live-in "maid" in exchange for saying nothing to Dan about him living with Darlene. However, David feels guilty and confesses the truth to Dan, who then angrily throws him out; Roseanne persuades pregnant Jackie to temporarily take David in. Becky wants Dan to hire Mark for a job at the city garage. Jackie refuses any help from Fred for the baby, forcing him to secretly slip cash into her tip jar.
138
138
No.overall
138
No. inseason
16
Title
"Everyone Comes to Jackie's"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Betsy Borns and Mike Gandolfi
Original release date
February 8, 1994 (1994-02-08)
Prod.code
715
US viewers(millions)
32.5
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne hides David from Dan who, in the heat of anger over David's duplicity, suggests that Fred should sue Jackie for custody of their baby. Darlene returns to make peace, only to find that Dan blames David for the entire situation. David is allowed back to the Conner house.
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne hides David from Dan who, in the heat of anger over David's duplicity, suggests that Fred should sue Jackie for custody of their baby. Darlene returns to make peace, only to find that Dan blames David for the entire situation. David is allowed back to the Conner house.
No.overall
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne hides David from Dan who, in the heat of anger over David's duplicity, suggests that Fred should sue Jackie for custody of their baby. Darlene returns to make peace, only to find that Dan blames David for the entire situation. David is allowed back to the Conner house.
139
139
No.overall
139
No. inseason
17
Title
"Don't Make Room for Daddy"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Kevin Abbott and Stevie Ray Fromstein
Original release date
February 15, 1994 (1994-02-15)
Prod.code
717
US viewers(millions)
25.2
Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn baby, upsetting her when served with the papers. Dan tries to cover up that the lawsuit was his suggestion. Even when Fred is willing to drop the lawsuit, Jackie mistrusts him, thinking it a ploy to get together with her. Roseanne derides Jackie, saying not all men are like Fisher or their father, who both hurt her, and that her hatred towards men will only hurt her more. Jackie reconsiders and she and Fred end up together.
Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn baby, upsetting her when served with the papers. Dan tries to cover up that the lawsuit was his suggestion. Even when Fred is willing to drop the lawsuit, Jackie mistrusts him, thinking it a ploy to get together with her. Roseanne derides Jackie, saying not all men are like Fisher or their father, who both hurt her, and that her hatred towards men will only hurt her more. Jackie reconsiders and she and Fred end up together.
No.overall
Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn baby, upsetting her when served with the papers. Dan tries to cover up that the lawsuit was his suggestion. Even when Fred is willing to drop the lawsuit, Jackie mistrusts him, thinking it a ploy to get together with her. Roseanne derides Jackie, saying not all men are like Fisher or their father, who both hurt her, and that her hatred towards men will only hurt her more. Jackie reconsiders and she and Fred end up together.
140
140
No.overall
140
No. inseason
18
Title
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Story by : Michael BorkowTeleplay by : James Berg and Stan Zimmerman
Original release date
March 1, 1994 (1994-03-01)
Prod.code
718
US viewers(millions)
31.8
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar until Nancy's girlfriend kisses her. One of Becky's old boyfriends gives Mark a reason to distrust her.
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar until Nancy's girlfriend kisses her. One of Becky's old boyfriends gives Mark a reason to distrust her.
No.overall
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar until Nancy's girlfriend kisses her. One of Becky's old boyfriends gives Mark a reason to distrust her.
141
141
No.overall
141
No. inseason
19
Title
"Labor Day"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Story by : Rob UlinTeleplay by : Miriam Trogdon
Original release date
March 8, 1994 (1994-03-08)
Prod.code
719
US viewers(millions)
35.0
Roseanne is upset that Jackie wants Fred in the delivery room rather than her. But she is the one who is there when the contractions start, having delayed contacting Fred, who barely makes it to the hospital in time. Jackie gives birth to a son she names Andy.
Roseanne is upset that Jackie wants Fred in the delivery room rather than her. But she is the one who is there when the contractions start, having delayed contacting Fred, who barely makes it to the hospital in time. Jackie gives birth to a son she names Andy.
No.overall
Roseanne is upset that Jackie wants Fred in the delivery room rather than her. But she is the one who is there when the contractions start, having delayed contacting Fred, who barely makes it to the hospital in time. Jackie gives birth to a son she names Andy.
142
142
No.overall
142
No. inseason
20
Title
"Past Imperfect"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
David Raether
Original release date
March 22, 1994 (1994-03-22)
Prod.code
720
US viewers(millions)
29.1
When Dan's father misses an alimony payment to Audrey, Dan's mother, Dan wants to give her money. though Roseanne does not. Fred quizzes Jackie about her sexual history, then regrets asking.
When Dan's father misses an alimony payment to Audrey, Dan's mother, Dan wants to give her money. though Roseanne does not. Fred quizzes Jackie about her sexual history, then regrets asking.
No.overall
When Dan's father misses an alimony payment to Audrey, Dan's mother, Dan wants to give her money. though Roseanne does not. Fred quizzes Jackie about her sexual history, then regrets asking.
143
143
No.overall
143
No. inseason
21
Title
"Lies My Father Told Me"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Story by : Rob UlinTeleplay by : Eric Gilliland
Original release date
March 29, 1994 (1994-03-29)
Prod.code
721
US viewers(millions)
33.6
Roseanne helps Dan cope with life-altering news: his mother has a long history of mental illness and psychiatric-hospital stays that he never knew about. Ed allowed Dan to grow up believing her imbalance was Ed's fault, making his mother look good in Dan's eyes. Dan grapples with accepting that Ed was not the bad father he believed him to be.
Roseanne helps Dan cope with life-altering news: his mother has a long history of mental illness and psychiatric-hospital stays that he never knew about. Ed allowed Dan to grow up believing her imbalance was Ed's fault, making his mother look good in Dan's eyes. Dan grapples with accepting that Ed was not the bad father he believed him to be.
No.overall
Roseanne helps Dan cope with life-altering news: his mother has a long history of mental illness and psychiatric-hospital stays that he never knew about. Ed allowed Dan to grow up believing her imbalance was Ed's fault, making his mother look good in Dan's eyes. Dan grapples with accepting that Ed was not the bad father he believed him to be.
144
144
No.overall
144
No. inseason
22
Title
"I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
Kevin Abbott and Pat Bullard
Original release date
May 3, 1994 (1994-05-03)
Prod.code
722
US viewers(millions)
23.3
D.J. has secretly been attending church (saying he was spending that time with a friend). He then gives Roseanne grief about morals when she wants to keep an extra stove that was delivered to the diner in error. Jesco White makes a cameo appearance, clogg dancing during the end credits.
D.J. has secretly been attending church (saying he was spending that time with a friend). He then gives Roseanne grief about morals when she wants to keep an extra stove that was delivered to the diner in error. Jesco White makes a cameo appearance, clogg dancing during the end credits.
No.overall
D.J. has secretly been attending church (saying he was spending that time with a friend). He then gives Roseanne grief about morals when she wants to keep an extra stove that was delivered to the diner in error. Jesco White makes a cameo appearance, clogg dancing during the end credits.
145
145
No.overall
145
No. inseason
23
Title
"Body by Jake"
Directed by
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Written by
David Forbes
Original release date
May 10, 1994 (1994-05-10)
Prod.code
723
US viewers(millions)
28.2
When Bev breaks her pelvis at the retirement home, she claims she fell in the shower but Roseanne discovers the real story is far more embarrassing. Fred pops the question to Jackie.
When Bev breaks her pelvis at the retirement home, she claims she fell in the shower but Roseanne discovers the real story is far more embarrassing. Fred pops the question to Jackie.
No.overall
When Bev breaks her pelvis at the retirement home, she claims she fell in the shower but Roseanne discovers the real story is far more embarrassing. Fred pops the question to Jackie.
146
146
No.overall
146
No. inseason
24
Title
"Isn't It Romantic?"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Story by : Timothy Schlattmann and Perry DanceTeleplay by : Leif Sandaas and Cynthia Hogle
Original release date
May 17, 1994 (1994-05-17)
Prod.code
724
US viewers(millions)
25.3
Mark and David struggle with the concept of feminism while also using it to curry favor with their partners. Fred seeks Roseanne's advice on proposing to Jackie, then studies Jackie's favorite soap opera for tips. Roseanne demands passion from Dan, but turns to fantasy instead.
Mark and David struggle with the concept of feminism while also using it to curry favor with their partners. Fred seeks Roseanne's advice on proposing to Jackie, then studies Jackie's favorite soap opera for tips. Roseanne demands passion from Dan, but turns to fantasy instead.
No.overall
Mark and David struggle with the concept of feminism while also using it to curry favor with their partners. Fred seeks Roseanne's advice on proposing to Jackie, then studies Jackie's favorite soap opera for tips. Roseanne demands passion from Dan, but turns to fantasy instead.
147
147
No.overall
147
No. inseason
25
Title
"Altar Egos"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Rob Ulin and Eric Gilliland
Original release date
May 24, 1994 (1994-05-24)
Prod.code
725
US viewers(millions)
28.1
Fred considers calling off the wedding because he thinks Jackie has a crush on Dan. When Fred realizes he is wrong, he begs Jackie to marry him. Fred and Jackie are married in the Conners' living room.
Fred considers calling off the wedding because he thinks Jackie has a crush on Dan. When Fred realizes he is wrong, he begs Jackie to marry him. Fred and Jackie are married in the Conners' living room.
No.overall
Fred considers calling off the wedding because he thinks Jackie has a crush on Dan. When Fred realizes he is wrong, he begs Jackie to marry him. Fred and Jackie are married in the Conners' living room.
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) |
| 123 | 1 | "Two Down, One to Go" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Amy Sherman | September 14, 1993 (1993-09-14) | 701 | 30.1 |
| Darlene refuses to allow Roseanne drive her to Chicago for school. Desperate to keep Darlene from leaving, David proposes marriage, which Darlene declines as a crazy idea. Roseanne insists on taking Darlene to Chicago, and ends up spending the night in Darlene's new apartment where they engage in a frank mother-daughter talk. | |||||||
| 124 | 2 | "The Mommy's Curse" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Eric Gilliland | September 21, 1993 (1993-09-21) | 705 | 27.7 |
| Roseanne and Jackie have reached their limit tolerating Bev at the Lunchbox. Bev agrees to step aside, but secretly sells her share to Leon, Roseanne's old boss. Elsewhere, Fred, Dan's co-worker at the garage, asks Jackie out for a date. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jackie's later husband. | |||||||
| 125 | 3 | "Party Politics" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Miriam Trogdon | September 28, 1993 (1993-09-28) | 703 | 29.4 |
| Roseanne orchestrates a weekend at home for David and Darlene to get them back together. When Darlene discovers her mother's plan, she teams up with D.J., who has been skipping school. Darlene covers for him, but Roseanne, suspecting what is going on, utilizes Fred's help to expose them. Darlene and David get back together but Darlene keeps it a secret so Roseanne cannot take credit, but Roseanne tricks her into revealing it. Jackie turns down Fred for another date after their one-night stand. | |||||||
| 126 | 4 | "A Stash from the Past" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Kevin Abbott | October 5, 1993 (1993-10-05) | 706 | 30.4 |
| Roseanne punishes David after finding marijuana in his basement bedroom. David, thinking it is Darlene's, covers for her by claiming it is his. Darlene suspects it is Becky's. Dan realizes that it is actually Roseanne's 20-year-old stash. When the house is empty, he, Roseanne, and Jackie indulge once more for old times' sake but admit it was always a bad choice. Note: In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes. This is generally considered to be the last episode in the continuity later used by season 10 of Roseanne (and spinoff series The Conners); the rest of season 6, as well as seasons 7-9, were retconned out of the show's official story chronology. | |||||||
| 127 | 5 | "Be My Baby" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Rob Ulin | October 19, 1993 (1993-10-19) | 707 | 31.9 |
| Roseanne has been trying unsuccessfully for months to get pregnant, but it is Jackie who announces she is expecting after her one-night stand with Fred. She does not intend to tell Fred and wants to raise the child alone. | |||||||
| 128 | 6 | "Halloween V" | Gail Mancuso | Betsy Borns and Miriam Trogdon | October 26, 1993 (1993-10-26) | 704 | 34.5 |
| Nancy thinks Dan dislikes her, and Roseanne soon realizes she is right. Darlene and David scheme to terrify Roseanne on Halloween. | |||||||
| 129 | 7 | "Homeward Bound" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Michael Borkow | November 2, 1993 (1993-11-02) | 702 | 29.4 |
| Darlene returns home and realizes how much David misses her. After Darlene leaves, David tells Roseanne and Dan that he is going to his mother's house in another town when in reality he moves in with Darlene in Chicago. Roseanne and Dan learn that D.J. has begun masturbating and struggle with how to handle it without embarrassing him. | |||||||
| 130 | 8 | "Guilt by Imagination" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Story by : Lois BromfieldTeleplay by : Pat Bullard and Stevie Ray Fromstein | November 9, 1993 (1993-11-09) | 708 | 28.6 |
| Dan's old flame Phyllis Zimmer (mentioned in the Season 1 episode "The Memory Game") drops by the city garage and invites him to lunch. He tries keeping it from Roseanne, but she finds out. Vicki Lawrence appears in this episode. | |||||||
| 131 | 9 | "Homecoming" | Gail Mancuso | Sid Youngers | November 16, 1993 (1993-11-16) | 709 | 33.0 |
| When Becky and Mark return for a visit, Roseanne, seeing them drifting apart, schemes to break the couple up for good, but realizes Mark may not be the problem. Dan's 20th high-school football-team anniversary celebration is being held at the Conner house. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Sarah Chalke as Becky, Lecy Goranson's replacement. | |||||||
| 132 | 10 | "Thanksgiving '93" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Michael Borkow and Mike Gandolfi | November 23, 1993 (1993-11-23) | 710 | 28.0 |
| At Thanksgiving, Nana Mary embarrasses a heavily pregnant Jackie and also reveals a secret about Bev's marriage; Becky prepares the holiday feast and Dan and Mark squabble. | |||||||
| 133 | 11 | "The Driver's Seat" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | James Berg and Stan Zimmerman | November 30, 1993 (1993-11-30) | 711 | 29.3 |
| Nancy and Jackie cast aside Roseanne's suspicions that Leon is usurping her position at the Lunch Box but ultimately are proven to be true. D.J. joy rides in Roseanne's car and wrecks it; her violent reaction has her questioning whether she is repeating her father's pattern of childhood abuse. | |||||||
| 134 | 12 | "White Trash Christmas" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Lawrence Broch and William Lucas Walker | December 14, 1993 (1993-12-14) | 712 | 31.4 |
| Roseanne and Dan go all out for Christmas in indignant reaction to their neighborhood association's imposed limits on exterior decorations after the Conners' previous tacky efforts. Roseanne and Dan are angry that the money they earmarked for Becky's education is instead used to pay for Mark's trade school tuition. Becky further annoys them by taking a job as a skimpily-clad waitress at "Bunz" (very obviously patterned after "Hooters"). When Bev and D.J. visit Darlene in Chicago, D.J. discovers David is living there with his sister, forcing Darlene to use all her savings to keep him quiet. | |||||||
| 135 | 13 | "Suck Up or Shut Up" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Story by : Amy MorlandTeleplay by : Betsy Borns and Mike Gandolfi | January 4, 1994 (1994-01-04) | 713 | 32.3 |
| Leon pushes Roseanne to join a women's business association so she can network to help the diner. Roseanne presses D.J. to befriend the offbeat son of one of the association's members (Florence Henderson). Dan discovers Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him hanging out at the Lobo. | |||||||
| 136 | 14 | "Busted" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Amy Sherman | January 11, 1994 (1994-01-11) | 714 | 31.6 |
| Mark thinks he is a failure and leaves Becky. She blames Roseanne for making her push Mark to go to school. In Chicago, Darlene and David's relationship is becoming strained from being together all the time. When Roseanne visits Mark, who is staying with Roy (Ahmet Zappa) Roy accidentally lets slip that David and Darlene are living together in Chicago. Mark drives Roseanne to Chicago to bring David back; Roseanne hides the truth from Dan. | |||||||
| 137 | 15 | "David vs. Goliath" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Steve Pepoon | February 1, 1994 (1994-02-01) | 716 | 28.8 |
| Roseanne blackmails David into being her live-in "maid" in exchange for saying nothing to Dan about him living with Darlene. However, David feels guilty and confesses the truth to Dan, who then angrily throws him out; Roseanne persuades pregnant Jackie to temporarily take David in. Becky wants Dan to hire Mark for a job at the city garage. Jackie refuses any help from Fred for the baby, forcing him to secretly slip cash into her tip jar. | |||||||
| 138 | 16 | "Everyone Comes to Jackie's" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Betsy Borns and Mike Gandolfi | February 8, 1994 (1994-02-08) | 715 | 32.5 |
| Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne hides David from Dan who, in the heat of anger over David's duplicity, suggests that Fred should sue Jackie for custody of their baby. Darlene returns to make peace, only to find that Dan blames David for the entire situation. David is allowed back to the Conner house. | |||||||
| 139 | 17 | "Don't Make Room for Daddy" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Kevin Abbott and Stevie Ray Fromstein | February 15, 1994 (1994-02-15) | 717 | 25.2 |
| Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn baby, upsetting her when served with the papers. Dan tries to cover up that the lawsuit was his suggestion. Even when Fred is willing to drop the lawsuit, Jackie mistrusts him, thinking it a ploy to get together with her. Roseanne derides Jackie, saying not all men are like Fisher or their father, who both hurt her, and that her hatred towards men will only hurt her more. Jackie reconsiders and she and Fred end up together. | |||||||
| 140 | 18 | "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Story by : Michael BorkowTeleplay by : James Berg and Stan Zimmerman | March 1, 1994 (1994-03-01) | 718 | 31.8 |
| Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar until Nancy's girlfriend kisses her. One of Becky's old boyfriends gives Mark a reason to distrust her. | |||||||
| 141 | 19 | "Labor Day" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Story by : Rob UlinTeleplay by : Miriam Trogdon | March 8, 1994 (1994-03-08) | 719 | 35.0 |
| Roseanne is upset that Jackie wants Fred in the delivery room rather than her. But she is the one who is there when the contractions start, having delayed contacting Fred, who barely makes it to the hospital in time. Jackie gives birth to a son she names Andy. | |||||||
| 142 | 20 | "Past Imperfect" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | David Raether | March 22, 1994 (1994-03-22) | 720 | 29.1 |
| When Dan's father misses an alimony payment to Audrey, Dan's mother, Dan wants to give her money. though Roseanne does not. Fred quizzes Jackie about her sexual history, then regrets asking. | |||||||
| 143 | 21 | "Lies My Father Told Me" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Story by : Rob UlinTeleplay by : Eric Gilliland | March 29, 1994 (1994-03-29) | 721 | 33.6 |
| Roseanne helps Dan cope with life-altering news: his mother has a long history of mental illness and psychiatric-hospital stays that he never knew about. Ed allowed Dan to grow up believing her imbalance was Ed's fault, making his mother look good in Dan's eyes. Dan grapples with accepting that Ed was not the bad father he believed him to be. | |||||||
| 144 | 22 | "I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | Kevin Abbott and Pat Bullard | May 3, 1994 (1994-05-03) | 722 | 23.3 |
| has secretly been attending church (saying he was spending that time with a friend). He then gives Roseanne grief about morals when she wants to keep an extra stove that was delivered to the diner in error. Jesco White makes a cameo appearance, clogg dancing during the end credits. | |||||||
| 145 | 23 | "Body by Jake" | Philip Charles MacKenzie | David Forbes | May 10, 1994 (1994-05-10) | 723 | 28.2 |
| When Bev breaks her pelvis at the retirement home, she claims she fell in the shower but Roseanne discovers the real story is far more embarrassing. Fred pops the question to Jackie. | |||||||
| 146 | 24 | "Isn't It Romantic?" | Gail Mancuso | Story by : Timothy Schlattmann and Perry DanceTeleplay by : Leif Sandaas and Cynthia Hogle | May 17, 1994 (1994-05-17) | 724 | 25.3 |
| Mark and David struggle with the concept of feminism while also using it to curry favor with their partners. Fred seeks Roseanne's advice on proposing to Jackie, then studies Jackie's favorite soap opera for tips. Roseanne demands passion from Dan, but turns to fantasy instead. | |||||||
| 147 | 25 | "Altar Egos" | Mark K. Samuels | Rob Ulin and Eric Gilliland | May 24, 1994 (1994-05-24) | 725 | 28.1 |
Roseanne, season 7 episodes · Episodes › Season 7 (1994–95)
148
148
No.overall
148
No. inseason
1
Title
"Nine Is Enough"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Story by : Rob UlinTeleplay by : Stevie Ray Fromstein and Pat Bullard
Original release date
September 21, 1994 (1994-09-21)
Prod.code
803
US viewers(millions)
28.9
Dan is fed up having so many people living in the house and wants Becky and Mark to move out. Roseanne agrees until Becky says she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Fred rebels against Jackie overly protecting baby Andy. After a fight, she and the baby go to Roseanne's. When everyone learns that Dan shaved his armpits (due to a cyst) Dan, embarrassed, storms off to stay with Fred. Jackie and Fred make up, and Roseanne tells Dan she has given Becky and Mark until May to move out, then announces she is pregnant.
Dan is fed up having so many people living in the house and wants Becky and Mark to move out. Roseanne agrees until Becky says she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Fred rebels against Jackie overly protecting baby Andy. After a fight, she and the baby go to Roseanne's. When everyone learns that Dan shaved his armpits (due to a cyst) Dan, embarrassed, storms off to stay with Fred. Jackie and Fred make up, and Roseanne tells Dan she has given Becky and Mark until May to move out, then announces she is pregnant.
No.overall
Dan is fed up having so many people living in the house and wants Becky and Mark to move out. Roseanne agrees until Becky says she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Fred rebels against Jackie overly protecting baby Andy. After a fight, she and the baby go to Roseanne's. When everyone learns that Dan shaved his armpits (due to a cyst) Dan, embarrassed, storms off to stay with Fred. Jackie and Fred make up, and Roseanne tells Dan she has given Becky and Mark until May to move out, then announces she is pregnant.
149
149
No.overall
149
No. inseason
2
Title
"Two for One"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Stephen Godchaux
Original release date
September 28, 1994 (1994-09-28)
Prod.code
801
US viewers(millions)
28.6
Jackie spots Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David broke their abstinence promise. Roseanne is shocked that Darlene was actually at the motel with a guy named Jimmy; Darlene says that David accepts her having another relationship. When David later gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, she chooses Jimmy, and they break-up. Dan reveals his fears about having another baby to Jackie; she reassures him by saying he always reacts this way and urges him to talk to Roseanne. When Dan shares his feelings to Roseanne, she lashes out but later tells Jackie she is also scared. Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries, but ends up comforting Dan like always.
Jackie spots Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David broke their abstinence promise. Roseanne is shocked that Darlene was actually at the motel with a guy named Jimmy; Darlene says that David accepts her having another relationship. When David later gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, she chooses Jimmy, and they break-up. Dan reveals his fears about having another baby to Jackie; she reassures him by saying he always reacts this way and urges him to talk to Roseanne. When Dan shares his feelings to Roseanne, she lashes out but later tells Jackie she is also scared. Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries, but ends up comforting Dan like always.
No.overall
Jackie spots Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David broke their abstinence promise. Roseanne is shocked that Darlene was actually at the motel with a guy named Jimmy; Darlene says that David accepts her having another relationship. When David later gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, she chooses Jimmy, and they break-up. Dan reveals his fears about having another baby to Jackie; she reassures him by saying he always reacts this way and urges him to talk to Roseanne. When Dan shares his feelings to Roseanne, she lashes out but later tells Jackie she is also scared. Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries, but ends up comforting Dan like always.
150
150
No.overall
150
No. inseason
3
Title
"Snoop Davey Dave"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Elaine Aronson
Original release date
October 5, 1994 (1994-10-05)
Prod.code
802
US viewers(millions)
25.4
David is devastated after breaking-up with Darlene. Roseanne encourages him to move on, but to retaliate he tells Roseanne about Darlene having used drugs. Roseanne and Dan confront Darlene when she comes home, though she initially denies it; David confirms she did and feels she will again. Roseanne is furious and refuses to allow Darlene to return to college. Darlene says she was only experimenting and will never do it again, but Roseanne is adamant she stay home until realizing David's intent is to keep Darlene there for his own selfish reasons. Though she cannot fully trust Darlene, Roseanne lets her return to school.
David is devastated after breaking-up with Darlene. Roseanne encourages him to move on, but to retaliate he tells Roseanne about Darlene having used drugs. Roseanne and Dan confront Darlene when she comes home, though she initially denies it; David confirms she did and feels she will again. Roseanne is furious and refuses to allow Darlene to return to college. Darlene says she was only experimenting and will never do it again, but Roseanne is adamant she stay home until realizing David's intent is to keep Darlene there for his own selfish reasons. Though she cannot fully trust Darlene, Roseanne lets her return to school.
No.overall
David is devastated after breaking-up with Darlene. Roseanne encourages him to move on, but to retaliate he tells Roseanne about Darlene having used drugs. Roseanne and Dan confront Darlene when she comes home, though she initially denies it; David confirms she did and feels she will again. Roseanne is furious and refuses to allow Darlene to return to college. Darlene says she was only experimenting and will never do it again, but Roseanne is adamant she stay home until realizing David's intent is to keep Darlene there for his own selfish reasons. Though she cannot fully trust Darlene, Roseanne lets her return to school.
151
151
No.overall
151
No. inseason
4
Title
"Girl Talk"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Miriam Trogdon
Original release date
October 12, 1994 (1994-10-12)
Prod.code
804
US viewers(millions)
26.8
Becky and Mark are arguing constantly and Roseanne finds out from Jackie that Mark has been uninterested in sex. Jackie tells Roseanne about her own sexual problems with Fred while Roseanne confides about Dan's unusual attempts to get her in the mood. Roseanne encourages David to get out and meet girls but he is uninterested. Fred initiates an open discussion with Dan and Mark about their sex lives but all three end up knowing too much. Roseanne talks to Becky about Mark, and is surprised Becky has been confiding to David about her marital woes.
Becky and Mark are arguing constantly and Roseanne finds out from Jackie that Mark has been uninterested in sex. Jackie tells Roseanne about her own sexual problems with Fred while Roseanne confides about Dan's unusual attempts to get her in the mood. Roseanne encourages David to get out and meet girls but he is uninterested. Fred initiates an open discussion with Dan and Mark about their sex lives but all three end up knowing too much. Roseanne talks to Becky about Mark, and is surprised Becky has been confiding to David about her marital woes.
No.overall
Becky and Mark are arguing constantly and Roseanne finds out from Jackie that Mark has been uninterested in sex. Jackie tells Roseanne about her own sexual problems with Fred while Roseanne confides about Dan's unusual attempts to get her in the mood. Roseanne encourages David to get out and meet girls but he is uninterested. Fred initiates an open discussion with Dan and Mark about their sex lives but all three end up knowing too much. Roseanne talks to Becky about Mark, and is surprised Becky has been confiding to David about her marital woes.
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152
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152
No. inseason
5
Title
"Sleeper"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Tim Doyle
Original release date
October 19, 1994 (1994-10-19)
Prod.code
806
US viewers(millions)
26.9
David considers moving out after Becky discovers he had a sex dream that she thinks it is about her. When D.J. tells Mark about it, Mark confronts David who admits the dream was about Roseanne. Roseanne is at first upset until Dan admits he had a similar dream about Bev when he and Roseanne started dating. David tells Roseanne he considers her a mother figure, and Roseanne believes the dream was about his desire for affection. Becky seems disappointed when Roseanne tells her about David, and admits she is confused about her feelings for him.
David considers moving out after Becky discovers he had a sex dream that she thinks it is about her. When D.J. tells Mark about it, Mark confronts David who admits the dream was about Roseanne. Roseanne is at first upset until Dan admits he had a similar dream about Bev when he and Roseanne started dating. David tells Roseanne he considers her a mother figure, and Roseanne believes the dream was about his desire for affection. Becky seems disappointed when Roseanne tells her about David, and admits she is confused about her feelings for him.
No.overall
David considers moving out after Becky discovers he had a sex dream that she thinks it is about her. When D.J. tells Mark about it, Mark confronts David who admits the dream was about Roseanne. Roseanne is at first upset until Dan admits he had a similar dream about Bev when he and Roseanne started dating. David tells Roseanne he considers her a mother figure, and Roseanne believes the dream was about his desire for affection. Becky seems disappointed when Roseanne tells her about David, and admits she is confused about her feelings for him.
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153
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153
No. inseason
6
Title
"Skeleton in the Closet"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Story by : Lois BromfieldTeleplay by : William Lucas Walker and Lawrence Broch
Original release date
October 26, 1994 (1994-10-26)
Prod.code
807
US viewers(millions)
29.7
Fred is annoyed by Leon's overly friendly attention toward him, leading Nancy and Leon to think that Fred "doth protest too much." At Leon's Halloween party, when Leon's gay friends seem well acquainted with Fred, Roseanne becomes convinced that Fred is secretly gay, later getting an unexpected surprise. Roseanne thinks Bev is bald after Jackie points out a wig at Bev's hair salon that looks exactly like their mother's hair and says she fears they may go bald. All were pranks on Roseanne, but she gets the ultimate revenge.
Fred is annoyed by Leon's overly friendly attention toward him, leading Nancy and Leon to think that Fred "doth protest too much." At Leon's Halloween party, when Leon's gay friends seem well acquainted with Fred, Roseanne becomes convinced that Fred is secretly gay, later getting an unexpected surprise. Roseanne thinks Bev is bald after Jackie points out a wig at Bev's hair salon that looks exactly like their mother's hair and says she fears they may go bald. All were pranks on Roseanne, but she gets the ultimate revenge.
No.overall
Fred is annoyed by Leon's overly friendly attention toward him, leading Nancy and Leon to think that Fred "doth protest too much." At Leon's Halloween party, when Leon's gay friends seem well acquainted with Fred, Roseanne becomes convinced that Fred is secretly gay, later getting an unexpected surprise. Roseanne thinks Bev is bald after Jackie points out a wig at Bev's hair salon that looks exactly like their mother's hair and says she fears they may go bald. All were pranks on Roseanne, but she gets the ultimate revenge.
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154
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154
No. inseason
7
Title
"Follow the Son"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Dusty Kay
Original release date
November 2, 1994 (1994-11-02)
Prod.code
809
US viewers(millions)
25.9
Darlene refuses to allow D.J. to quit his Lunch Box busboy job until he starts spilling secrets about Roseanne's lazy work habits to Leon. David starts dating again, but is upset when Mark reveals that Darlene and Jimmy may be moving in together. David goes to Chicago to spy on Darlene and Jimmy (Danny Masterson). He poses as a peer counselor named "Craig" and tells Jimmy that Darlene has serious mental health issues. Roseanne schemes to get D.J. back to the Lunch Box. Dan has since hired D.J. to work at the city garage, but Roseanne says she wanted time with her son before he gets too old and drifts away. D.J. is unhappy to return to the Lunch Box until he sees the sexy new busgirl, Staci (Traci Lords). Darlene is furious to learn that "Craig" is David.
Darlene refuses to allow D.J. to quit his Lunch Box busboy job until he starts spilling secrets about Roseanne's lazy work habits to Leon. David starts dating again, but is upset when Mark reveals that Darlene and Jimmy may be moving in together. David goes to Chicago to spy on Darlene and Jimmy (Danny Masterson). He poses as a peer counselor named "Craig" and tells Jimmy that Darlene has serious mental health issues. Roseanne schemes to get D.J. back to the Lunch Box. Dan has since hired D.J. to work at the city garage, but Roseanne says she wanted time with her son before he gets too old and drifts away. D.J. is unhappy to return to the Lunch Box until he sees the sexy new busgirl, Staci (Traci Lords). Darlene is furious to learn that "Craig" is David.
No.overall
Darlene refuses to allow D.J. to quit his Lunch Box busboy job until he starts spilling secrets about Roseanne's lazy work habits to Leon. David starts dating again, but is upset when Mark reveals that Darlene and Jimmy may be moving in together. David goes to Chicago to spy on Darlene and Jimmy (Danny Masterson). He poses as a peer counselor named "Craig" and tells Jimmy that Darlene has serious mental health issues. Roseanne schemes to get D.J. back to the Lunch Box. Dan has since hired D.J. to work at the city garage, but Roseanne says she wanted time with her son before he gets too old and drifts away. D.J. is unhappy to return to the Lunch Box until he sees the sexy new busgirl, Staci (Traci Lords). Darlene is furious to learn that "Craig" is David.
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155
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155
No. inseason
8
Title
"Punch and Jimmy"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
David Raether
Original release date
November 9, 1994 (1994-11-09)
Prod.code
805
US viewers(millions)
27.4
D.J, is being bullied at school and Dan offers to teach him how to fight. D.J.'s own patent fight move mostly involves falling to the ground in the fetal position. David wants Dan to teach him how to fight, but Roseanne thinks he only wants to impress Darlene, because Jimmy (Danny Masterson) is a boxer. She wants Dan to encourage David to feel good about himself, which Dan struggles with. Jackie and Roseanne head to Chicago to meet Jimmy. Roseanne dislikes Jimmy, and tells Jackie she wants David and Darlene back together. When D.J. beats up David, Dan tries to comfort David and discovers David actually was trying to bond with Dan through shared interests.
D.J, is being bullied at school and Dan offers to teach him how to fight. D.J.'s own patent fight move mostly involves falling to the ground in the fetal position. David wants Dan to teach him how to fight, but Roseanne thinks he only wants to impress Darlene, because Jimmy (Danny Masterson) is a boxer. She wants Dan to encourage David to feel good about himself, which Dan struggles with. Jackie and Roseanne head to Chicago to meet Jimmy. Roseanne dislikes Jimmy, and tells Jackie she wants David and Darlene back together. When D.J. beats up David, Dan tries to comfort David and discovers David actually was trying to bond with Dan through shared interests.
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D.J, is being bullied at school and Dan offers to teach him how to fight. D.J.'s own patent fight move mostly involves falling to the ground in the fetal position. David wants Dan to teach him how to fight, but Roseanne thinks he only wants to impress Darlene, because Jimmy (Danny Masterson) is a boxer. She wants Dan to encourage David to feel good about himself, which Dan struggles with. Jackie and Roseanne head to Chicago to meet Jimmy. Roseanne dislikes Jimmy, and tells Jackie she wants David and Darlene back together. When D.J. beats up David, Dan tries to comfort David and discovers David actually was trying to bond with Dan through shared interests.
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156
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156
No. inseason
9
Title
"White Men Can't Kiss"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Rob Ulin and Kevin Abbott
Original release date
November 16, 1994 (1994-11-16)
Prod.code
808
US viewers(millions)
24.9
Jackie baffled that Fred enjoys spending time in Bev's company. D.J. refuses to kiss a girl named Geena for a school play. His teacher tells Roseanne it is because Geena is black. Roseanne confronts D.J. and tells him he has to kiss her. When he refuses, Dan supports his decision. After an argument with Chuck (James Pickens, Jr.), Dan questions his own bigotry and tells D.J. he has to kiss Geena. Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man arrives the Lunchbox at closing time. Roseanne refuses to let him in until he identifies himself as Geena's father. He angrily confronts Roseanne, and leaves her wondering if she feared letting him in because he was a man or because he was black. Note: In the Conners, years later, D.J. is married to Geena.
Jackie baffled that Fred enjoys spending time in Bev's company. D.J. refuses to kiss a girl named Geena for a school play. His teacher tells Roseanne it is because Geena is black. Roseanne confronts D.J. and tells him he has to kiss her. When he refuses, Dan supports his decision. After an argument with Chuck (James Pickens, Jr.), Dan questions his own bigotry and tells D.J. he has to kiss Geena. Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man arrives the Lunchbox at closing time. Roseanne refuses to let him in until he identifies himself as Geena's father. He angrily confronts Roseanne, and leaves her wondering if she feared letting him in because he was a man or because he was black. Note: In the Conners, years later, D.J. is married to Geena.
No.overall
Jackie baffled that Fred enjoys spending time in Bev's company. D.J. refuses to kiss a girl named Geena for a school play. His teacher tells Roseanne it is because Geena is black. Roseanne confronts D.J. and tells him he has to kiss her. When he refuses, Dan supports his decision. After an argument with Chuck (James Pickens, Jr.), Dan questions his own bigotry and tells D.J. he has to kiss Geena. Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man arrives the Lunchbox at closing time. Roseanne refuses to let him in until he identifies himself as Geena's father. He angrily confronts Roseanne, and leaves her wondering if she feared letting him in because he was a man or because he was black. Note: In the Conners, years later, D.J. is married to Geena.
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157
No. inseason
10
Title
"Thanksgiving '94"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Miriam Trogdon and Lois Bromfield
Original release date
November 23, 1994 (1994-11-23)
Prod.code
810
US viewers(millions)
20.8
During the Thanksgiving feast, Roseanne receives potentially alarming news about her pregnancy that she is unable to confirm with the prenatal clinic. As she and Dan consider their options if something is wrong, friction erupts between them. Nana Mary, with a feeble new husband on her arm, upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions she had long ago.
During the Thanksgiving feast, Roseanne receives potentially alarming news about her pregnancy that she is unable to confirm with the prenatal clinic. As she and Dan consider their options if something is wrong, friction erupts between them. Nana Mary, with a feeble new husband on her arm, upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions she had long ago.
No.overall
During the Thanksgiving feast, Roseanne receives potentially alarming news about her pregnancy that she is unable to confirm with the prenatal clinic. As she and Dan consider their options if something is wrong, friction erupts between them. Nana Mary, with a feeble new husband on her arm, upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions she had long ago.
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158
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158
No. inseason
11
Title
"Maybe Baby"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Story by : Cynthia MortTeleplay by : Matt Berry and Ed Yeager
Original release date
November 30, 1994 (1994-11-30)
Prod.code
811
US viewers(millions)
25.4
As Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results about her pregnancy, D.J. steps up and offers to help with whatever is needed. The doctor calls with good news, but the celebration is dimmed by another fight.
As Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results about her pregnancy, D.J. steps up and offers to help with whatever is needed. The doctor calls with good news, but the celebration is dimmed by another fight.
No.overall
As Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results about her pregnancy, D.J. steps up and offers to help with whatever is needed. The doctor calls with good news, but the celebration is dimmed by another fight.
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159
No. inseason
12
Title
"The Parenting Trap"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Sid Youngers
Original release date
December 14, 1994 (1994-12-14)
Prod.code
812
US viewers(millions)
24.1
D.J.'s teacher informs Dan and Roseanne that he is having difficulties at school. They fight over who should handle the problem, causing to Dan feel Roseanne does not respect his parenting skills. Mark finally tells Dan that that D.J. has begun having erections in class and is too embarrassed to solve math problems in front of the class. Dan advises D.J. on what to do. But Roseanne is dissatisfied with his solution though her own attempt sends D.J. screaming from the room and validates Dan's parenting skills.
D.J.'s teacher informs Dan and Roseanne that he is having difficulties at school. They fight over who should handle the problem, causing to Dan feel Roseanne does not respect his parenting skills. Mark finally tells Dan that that D.J. has begun having erections in class and is too embarrassed to solve math problems in front of the class. Dan advises D.J. on what to do. But Roseanne is dissatisfied with his solution though her own attempt sends D.J. screaming from the room and validates Dan's parenting skills.
No.overall
D.J.'s teacher informs Dan and Roseanne that he is having difficulties at school. They fight over who should handle the problem, causing to Dan feel Roseanne does not respect his parenting skills. Mark finally tells Dan that that D.J. has begun having erections in class and is too embarrassed to solve math problems in front of the class. Dan advises D.J. on what to do. But Roseanne is dissatisfied with his solution though her own attempt sends D.J. screaming from the room and validates Dan's parenting skills.
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160
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160
No. inseason
13
Title
"Rear Window"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Michael Borkow and Danny Zuker
Original release date
January 4, 1995 (1995-01-04)
Prod.code
813
US viewers(millions)
27.3
Dan and Roseanne confront the elderly nudist couple next door about leaving their windows uncovered, but they accuse the Conners as being the perverted ones for spying on them and threaten to plant a hedge. David's coffee-time with Becky worries Mark, so he enlists Darlene's help, much to her surprise.
Dan and Roseanne confront the elderly nudist couple next door about leaving their windows uncovered, but they accuse the Conners as being the perverted ones for spying on them and threaten to plant a hedge. David's coffee-time with Becky worries Mark, so he enlists Darlene's help, much to her surprise.
No.overall
Dan and Roseanne confront the elderly nudist couple next door about leaving their windows uncovered, but they accuse the Conners as being the perverted ones for spying on them and threaten to plant a hedge. David's coffee-time with Becky worries Mark, so he enlists Darlene's help, much to her surprise.
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161
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161
No. inseason
14
Title
"My Name is Bev"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Bob Nickman
Original release date
January 11, 1995 (1995-01-11)
Prod.code
814
US viewers(millions)
25.2
After being arrested for drunk-driving, Bev is forced to attend an AA meeting during which she realizes she is an alcoholic. When she shows up at Dan's Super Bowl XXIX party, Roseanne wants the guests to hide the keg. This proves catastrophic.
After being arrested for drunk-driving, Bev is forced to attend an AA meeting during which she realizes she is an alcoholic. When she shows up at Dan's Super Bowl XXIX party, Roseanne wants the guests to hide the keg. This proves catastrophic.
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After being arrested for drunk-driving, Bev is forced to attend an AA meeting during which she realizes she is an alcoholic. When she shows up at Dan's Super Bowl XXIX party, Roseanne wants the guests to hide the keg. This proves catastrophic.
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162
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162
No. inseason
15
Title
"Bed and Bored"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Eric Gilliland
Original release date
February 1, 1995 (1995-02-01)
Prod.code
817
US viewers(millions)
22.3
Roseanne, tired out by her pregnancy, lies about the doctor putting her on total bedrest so everyone will wait on her. David discovers her deception, and Jackie confronts Bev about her terrible mothering.
Roseanne, tired out by her pregnancy, lies about the doctor putting her on total bedrest so everyone will wait on her. David discovers her deception, and Jackie confronts Bev about her terrible mothering.
No.overall
Roseanne, tired out by her pregnancy, lies about the doctor putting her on total bedrest so everyone will wait on her. David discovers her deception, and Jackie confronts Bev about her terrible mothering.
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163
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163
No. inseason
16
Title
"Sisters"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Michael Borkow
Original release date
February 8, 1995 (1995-02-08)
Prod.code
815
US viewers(millions)
21.1
Fred becomes annoyed when D.J. spends too much time hanging out at their house and wants Jackie to talk to Roseanne. Jackie confronts Roseanne about it, wanting to avoid conflict with Fred, only to walk into it with her sister. Jackie emphasizes she loves her nephew, and D.J. explains he just wants to be a big brother to baby Andy because they are the only boys. Meanwhile, Dan plans Roseanne's birthday celebration with their daughters.
Fred becomes annoyed when D.J. spends too much time hanging out at their house and wants Jackie to talk to Roseanne. Jackie confronts Roseanne about it, wanting to avoid conflict with Fred, only to walk into it with her sister. Jackie emphasizes she loves her nephew, and D.J. explains he just wants to be a big brother to baby Andy because they are the only boys. Meanwhile, Dan plans Roseanne's birthday celebration with their daughters.
No.overall
Fred becomes annoyed when D.J. spends too much time hanging out at their house and wants Jackie to talk to Roseanne. Jackie confronts Roseanne about it, wanting to avoid conflict with Fred, only to walk into it with her sister. Jackie emphasizes she loves her nephew, and D.J. explains he just wants to be a big brother to baby Andy because they are the only boys. Meanwhile, Dan plans Roseanne's birthday celebration with their daughters.
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164
No. inseason
17
Title
"Lost Youth"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Pat Bullard and Stevie Ray Fromstein
Original release date
February 15, 1995 (1995-02-15)
Prod.code
818
US viewers(millions)
22.7
David wants to date Stacy (Traci Lords), the Lunch Box bus girl, but Mark risks his marriage by putting the moves on her solely to annoy David. Jackie confronts Fred about their predictable sex life, which is just what he likes.
David wants to date Stacy (Traci Lords), the Lunch Box bus girl, but Mark risks his marriage by putting the moves on her solely to annoy David. Jackie confronts Fred about their predictable sex life, which is just what he likes.
No.overall
David wants to date Stacy (Traci Lords), the Lunch Box bus girl, but Mark risks his marriage by putting the moves on her solely to annoy David. Jackie confronts Fred about their predictable sex life, which is just what he likes.
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165
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165
No. inseason
18
Title
"Single Married Female"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Betsy Borns
Original release date
February 22, 1995 (1995-02-22)
Prod.code
819
US viewers(millions)
22.4
Jackie spends time, though not romantically, with a man Stacy dated. Dan sees them at the Lobo and confronts Jackie, saying if she does not tell Fred what she is doing, then it amounts to cheating. Jackie realizes her behavior is leading up to having an affair. She tells Fred, who already knows, and he leaves her.
Jackie spends time, though not romantically, with a man Stacy dated. Dan sees them at the Lobo and confronts Jackie, saying if she does not tell Fred what she is doing, then it amounts to cheating. Jackie realizes her behavior is leading up to having an affair. She tells Fred, who already knows, and he leaves her.
No.overall
Jackie spends time, though not romantically, with a man Stacy dated. Dan sees them at the Lobo and confronts Jackie, saying if she does not tell Fred what she is doing, then it amounts to cheating. Jackie realizes her behavior is leading up to having an affair. She tells Fred, who already knows, and he leaves her.
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166
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166
No. inseason
19
Title
"All About Rosey"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Story by : Rob Ulin and Leif SandassTeleplay by : Rob Ulin and Perry Dance
Original release date
March 1, 1995 (1995-03-01)
Prod.code
816A
US viewers(millions)
20.1
167
167
No.overall
167
No. inseason
20
Title
816B
In the first part of this one-hour clip show special, a young Roseanne and Jackie go to a fortuneteller to learn their futures. They find Jackie taking an adult, autistic D.J. to a psychiatrist. In the second half, classic sitcom moms point the parenting finger at Rosey.
In the first part of this one-hour clip show special, a young Roseanne and Jackie go to a fortuneteller to learn their futures. They find Jackie taking an adult, autistic D.J. to a psychiatrist. In the second half, classic sitcom moms point the parenting finger at Rosey.
No.overall
In the first part of this one-hour clip show special, a young Roseanne and Jackie go to a fortuneteller to learn their futures. They find Jackie taking an adult, autistic D.J. to a psychiatrist. In the second half, classic sitcom moms point the parenting finger at Rosey.
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168
No.overall
168
No. inseason
21
Title
"Husbands and Wives"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Kevin Abbott
Original release date
March 22, 1995 (1995-03-22)
Prod.code
820
US viewers(millions)
22.1
Roseanne and Dan enlist D.J.'s help to get Darlene to cut her own allowance. Fred and Jackie are back together, but their marital woes escalate.
Roseanne and Dan enlist D.J.'s help to get Darlene to cut her own allowance. Fred and Jackie are back together, but their marital woes escalate.
No.overall
Roseanne and Dan enlist D.J.'s help to get Darlene to cut her own allowance. Fred and Jackie are back together, but their marital woes escalate.
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169
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169
No. inseason
22
Title
"Happy Trailers"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Tim Doyle and Sid Youngers
Original release date
March 29, 1995 (1995-03-29)
Prod.code
821
US viewers(millions)
20.4
Becky and Mark move into a tacky trailer park, which Mark calls a 'mobile home community', where they are greeted by a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone). When Dan and Roseanne offer to help fix up the trailer, they refuse, wanting to do everything themselves.
Becky and Mark move into a tacky trailer park, which Mark calls a 'mobile home community', where they are greeted by a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone). When Dan and Roseanne offer to help fix up the trailer, they refuse, wanting to do everything themselves.
No.overall
Becky and Mark move into a tacky trailer park, which Mark calls a 'mobile home community', where they are greeted by a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone). When Dan and Roseanne offer to help fix up the trailer, they refuse, wanting to do everything themselves.
170
170
No.overall
170
No. inseason
23
Title
"The Blaming of the Shrew"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Lawrence Broch
Original release date
May 3, 1995 (1995-05-03)
Prod.code
823
US viewers(millions)
16.5
D.J.'s new girlfriend (Ashley Johnson), who Roseanne likes, bosses him around, which causes problems with their relationship at school. In an effort to save their relationship, Jackie and Fred see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres) about their anger issues.
D.J.'s new girlfriend (Ashley Johnson), who Roseanne likes, bosses him around, which causes problems with their relationship at school. In an effort to save their relationship, Jackie and Fred see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres) about their anger issues.
No.overall
D.J.'s new girlfriend (Ashley Johnson), who Roseanne likes, bosses him around, which causes problems with their relationship at school. In an effort to save their relationship, Jackie and Fred see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres) about their anger issues.
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171
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171
No. inseason
24
Title
"The Birds and the Frozen Bees"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
David Forbes
Original release date
May 10, 1995 (1995-05-10)
Prod.code
822
US viewers(millions)
17.4
When a girl that David likes accepts a date with him, Roseanne schemes to get him back with Darlene; the two reconcile after much poking and prodding.
When a girl that David likes accepts a date with him, Roseanne schemes to get him back with Darlene; the two reconcile after much poking and prodding.
No.overall
When a girl that David likes accepts a date with him, Roseanne schemes to get him back with Darlene; the two reconcile after much poking and prodding.
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172
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172
No. inseason
25
Title
"Couch Potatoes"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Eric Gilliland
Original release date
May 17, 1995 (1995-05-17)
Prod.code
825
US viewers(millions)
17.2
The Conners are chosen as a Nielsen family, prompting Roseanne to only allow the family to watch PBS. Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine. Jackie and Fred's marriage comes to an end.
The Conners are chosen as a Nielsen family, prompting Roseanne to only allow the family to watch PBS. Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine. Jackie and Fred's marriage comes to an end.
No.overall
The Conners are chosen as a Nielsen family, prompting Roseanne to only allow the family to watch PBS. Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine. Jackie and Fred's marriage comes to an end.
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173
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173
No. inseason
26
Title
"Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Story by : William Lucas Walker and Allan StephanTeleplay by : William Lucas Walker
Original release date
May 24, 1995 (1995-05-24)
Prod.code
824
US viewers(millions)
16.3
Roseanne encourages Dan to go back to working on the boat he is building in the garage, bringing on a massive Gilligan's Island fantasy, transforming family members into the sitcom's characters. During the end credits, the original cast of Gilligan's Island switches roles with the Roseanne cast: Tina Louise as Roseanne, Bob Denver as Jackie, Dawn Wells as Darlene, and Russell Johnson as Mark, with Sherwood Schwartz appearing as himself.
Roseanne encourages Dan to go back to working on the boat he is building in the garage, bringing on a massive Gilligan's Island fantasy, transforming family members into the sitcom's characters. During the end credits, the original cast of Gilligan's Island switches roles with the Roseanne cast: Tina Louise as Roseanne, Bob Denver as Jackie, Dawn Wells as Darlene, and Russell Johnson as Mark, with Sherwood Schwartz appearing as himself.
No.overall
Roseanne encourages Dan to go back to working on the boat he is building in the garage, bringing on a massive Gilligan's Island fantasy, transforming family members into the sitcom's characters. During the end credits, the original cast of Gilligan's Island switches roles with the Roseanne cast: Tina Louise as Roseanne, Bob Denver as Jackie, Dawn Wells as Darlene, and Russell Johnson as Mark, with Sherwood Schwartz appearing as himself.
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) | |||||||
| 148 | 1 | "Nine Is Enough" | Gail Mancuso | Story by : Rob UlinTeleplay by : Stevie Ray Fromstein and Pat Bullard | September 21, 1994 (1994-09-21) | 803 | 28.9 | |||||||
| Dan is fed up having so many people living in the house and wants Becky and Mark to move out. Roseanne agrees until Becky says she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Fred rebels against Jackie overly protecting baby Andy. After a fight, she and the baby go to Roseanne's. When everyone learns that Dan shaved his armpits (due to a cyst) Dan, embarrassed, storms off to stay with Fred. Jackie and Fred make up, and Roseanne tells Dan she has given Becky and Mark until May to move out, then announces she is pregnant. | ||||||||||||||
| 149 | 2 | "Two for One" | Gail Mancuso | Stephen Godchaux | September 28, 1994 (1994-09-28) | 801 | 28.6 | |||||||
| Jackie spots Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David broke their abstinence promise. Roseanne is shocked that Darlene was actually at the motel with a guy named Jimmy; Darlene says that David accepts her having another relationship. When David later gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, she chooses Jimmy, and they break-up. Dan reveals his fears about having another baby to Jackie; she reassures him by saying he always reacts this way and urges him to talk to Roseanne. When Dan shares his feelings to Roseanne, she lashes out but later tells Jackie she is also scared. Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries, but ends up comforting Dan like always. | ||||||||||||||
| 150 | 3 | "Snoop Davey Dave" | Gail Mancuso | Elaine Aronson | October 5, 1994 (1994-10-05) | 802 | 25.4 | |||||||
| David is devastated after breaking-up with Darlene. Roseanne encourages him to move on, but to retaliate he tells Roseanne about Darlene having used drugs. Roseanne and Dan confront Darlene when she comes home, though she initially denies it; David confirms she did and feels she will again. Roseanne is furious and refuses to allow Darlene to return to college. Darlene says she was only experimenting and will never do it again, but Roseanne is adamant she stay home until realizing David's intent is to keep Darlene there for his own selfish reasons. Though she cannot fully trust Darlene, Roseanne lets her return to school. | ||||||||||||||
| 151 | 4 | "Girl Talk" | Gail Mancuso | Miriam Trogdon | October 12, 1994 (1994-10-12) | 804 | 26.8 | |||||||
| Becky and Mark are arguing constantly and Roseanne finds out from Jackie that Mark has been uninterested in sex. Jackie tells Roseanne about her own sexual problems with Fred while Roseanne confides about Dan's unusual attempts to get her in the mood. Roseanne encourages David to get out and meet girls but he is uninterested. Fred initiates an open discussion with Dan and Mark about their sex lives but all three end up knowing too much. Roseanne talks to Becky about Mark, and is surprised Becky has been confiding to David about her marital woes. | ||||||||||||||
| 152 | 5 | "Sleeper" | Gail Mancuso | Tim Doyle | October 19, 1994 (1994-10-19) | 806 | 26.9 | |||||||
| David considers moving out after Becky discovers he had a sex dream that she thinks it is about her. When D.J. tells Mark about it, Mark confronts David who admits the dream was about Roseanne. Roseanne is at first upset until Dan admits he had a similar dream about Bev when he and Roseanne started dating. David tells Roseanne he considers her a mother figure, and Roseanne believes the dream was about his desire for affection. Becky seems disappointed when Roseanne tells her about David, and admits she is confused about her feelings for him. | ||||||||||||||
| 153 | 6 | "Skeleton in the Closet" | Gail Mancuso | Story by : Lois BromfieldTeleplay by : William Lucas Walker and Lawrence Broch | October 26, 1994 (1994-10-26) | 807 | 29.7 | |||||||
| Fred is annoyed by Leon's overly friendly attention toward him, leading Nancy and Leon to think that Fred "doth protest too much." At Leon's Halloween party, when Leon's gay friends seem well acquainted with Fred, Roseanne becomes convinced that Fred is secretly gay, later getting an unexpected surprise. Roseanne thinks Bev is bald after Jackie points out a wig at Bev's hair salon that looks exactly like their mother's hair and says she fears they may go bald. All were pranks on Roseanne, but she gets the ultimate revenge. | ||||||||||||||
| 154 | 7 | "Follow the Son" | Gail Mancuso | Dusty Kay | November 2, 1994 (1994-11-02) | 809 | 25.9 | |||||||
| Darlene refuses to allow D.J. to quit his Lunch Box busboy job until he starts spilling secrets about Roseanne's lazy work habits to Leon. David starts dating again, but is upset when Mark reveals that Darlene and Jimmy may be moving in together. David goes to Chicago to spy on Darlene and Jimmy (Danny Masterson). He poses as a peer counselor named "Craig" and tells Jimmy that Darlene has serious mental health issues. Roseanne schemes to get D.J. back to the Lunch Box. Dan has since hired D.J. to work at the city garage, but Roseanne says she wanted time with her son before he gets too old and drifts away. D.J. is unhappy to return to the Lunch Box until he sees the sexy new busgirl, Staci (Traci Lords). Darlene is furious to learn that "Craig" is David. | ||||||||||||||
| 155 | 8 | "Punch and Jimmy" | Gail Mancuso | David Raether | November 9, 1994 (1994-11-09) | 805 | 27.4 | |||||||
| is being bullied at school and Dan offers to teach him how to fight. D.J.'s own patent fight move mostly involves falling to the ground in the fetal position. David wants Dan to teach him how to fight, but Roseanne thinks he only wants to impress Darlene, because Jimmy (Danny Masterson) is a boxer. She wants Dan to encourage David to feel good about himself, which Dan struggles with. Jackie and Roseanne head to Chicago to meet Jimmy. Roseanne dislikes Jimmy, and tells Jackie she wants David and Darlene back together. When D.J. beats up David, Dan tries to comfort David and discovers David actually was trying to bond with Dan through shared interests. | ||||||||||||||
| 156 | 9 | "White Men Can't Kiss" | Gail Mancuso | Rob Ulin and Kevin Abbott | November 16, 1994 (1994-11-16) | 808 | 24.9 | |||||||
| Jackie baffled that Fred enjoys spending time in Bev's company. D.J. refuses to kiss a girl named Geena for a school play. His teacher tells Roseanne it is because Geena is black. Roseanne confronts D.J. and tells him he has to kiss her. When he refuses, Dan supports his decision. After an argument with Chuck (James Pickens, Jr.), Dan questions his own bigotry and tells D.J. he has to kiss Geena. Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man arrives the Lunchbox at closing time. Roseanne refuses to let him in until he identifies himself as Geena's father. He angrily confronts Roseanne, and leaves her wondering if she feared letting him in because he was a man or because he was black. Note: In the Conners, years later, D.J. is married to Geena. | ||||||||||||||
| 157 | 10 | "Thanksgiving '94" | Gail Mancuso | Miriam Trogdon and Lois Bromfield | November 23, 1994 (1994-11-23) | 810 | 20.8 | |||||||
| During the Thanksgiving feast, Roseanne receives potentially alarming news about her pregnancy that she is unable to confirm with the prenatal clinic. As she and Dan consider their options if something is wrong, friction erupts between them. Nana Mary, with a feeble new husband on her arm, upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions she had long ago. | ||||||||||||||
| 158 | 11 | "Maybe Baby" | Gail Mancuso | Story by : Cynthia MortTeleplay by : Matt Berry and Ed Yeager | November 30, 1994 (1994-11-30) | 811 | 25.4 | |||||||
| As Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results about her pregnancy, D.J. steps up and offers to help with whatever is needed. The doctor calls with good news, but the celebration is dimmed by another fight. | ||||||||||||||
| 159 | 12 | "The Parenting Trap" | Gail Mancuso | Sid Youngers | December 14, 1994 (1994-12-14) | 812 | 24.1 | |||||||
| s teacher informs Dan and Roseanne that he is having difficulties at school. They fight over who should handle the problem, causing to Dan feel Roseanne does not respect his parenting skills. Mark finally tells Dan that that D.J. has begun having erections in class and is too embarrassed to solve math problems in front of the class. Dan advises D.J. on what to do. But Roseanne is dissatisfied with his solution though her own attempt sends D.J. screaming from the room and validates Dan's parenting skills. | ||||||||||||||
| 160 | 13 | "Rear Window" | Gail Mancuso | Michael Borkow and Danny Zuker | January 4, 1995 (1995-01-04) | 813 | 27.3 | |||||||
| Dan and Roseanne confront the elderly nudist couple next door about leaving their windows uncovered, but they accuse the Conners as being the perverted ones for spying on them and threaten to plant a hedge. David's coffee-time with Becky worries Mark, so he enlists Darlene's help, much to her surprise. | ||||||||||||||
| 161 | 14 | "My Name is Bev" | Gail Mancuso | Bob Nickman | January 11, 1995 (1995-01-11) | 814 | 25.2 | |||||||
| After being arrested for drunk-driving, Bev is forced to attend an AA meeting during which she realizes she is an alcoholic. When she shows up at Dan's Super Bowl XXIX party, Roseanne wants the guests to hide the keg. This proves catastrophic. | ||||||||||||||
| 162 | 15 | "Bed and Bored" | Gail Mancuso | Eric Gilliland | February 1, 1995 (1995-02-01) | 817 | 22.3 | |||||||
| Roseanne, tired out by her pregnancy, lies about the doctor putting her on total bedrest so everyone will wait on her. David discovers her deception, and Jackie confronts Bev about her terrible mothering. | ||||||||||||||
| 163 | 16 | "Sisters" | Gail Mancuso | Michael Borkow | February 8, 1995 (1995-02-08) | 815 | 21.1 | |||||||
| Fred becomes annoyed when D.J. spends too much time hanging out at their house and wants Jackie to talk to Roseanne. Jackie confronts Roseanne about it, wanting to avoid conflict with Fred, only to walk into it with her sister. Jackie emphasizes she loves her nephew, and D.J. explains he just wants to be a big brother to baby Andy because they are the only boys. Meanwhile, Dan plans Roseanne's birthday celebration with their daughters. | ||||||||||||||
| 164 | 17 | "Lost Youth" | Gail Mancuso | Pat Bullard and Stevie Ray Fromstein | February 15, 1995 (1995-02-15) | 818 | 22.7 | |||||||
| David wants to date Stacy (Traci Lords), the Lunch Box bus girl, but Mark risks his marriage by putting the moves on her solely to annoy David. Jackie confronts Fred about their predictable sex life, which is just what he likes. | ||||||||||||||
| 165 | 18 | "Single Married Female" | Gail Mancuso | Betsy Borns | February 22, 1995 (1995-02-22) | 819 | 22.4 | |||||||
| Jackie spends time, though not romantically, with a man Stacy dated. Dan sees them at the Lobo and confronts Jackie, saying if she does not tell Fred what she is doing, then it amounts to cheating. Jackie realizes her behavior is leading up to having an affair. She tells Fred, who already knows, and he leaves her. | ||||||||||||||
| 166 | 19 | "All About Rosey" | Gail Mancuso | Story by : Rob Ulin and Leif SandassTeleplay by : Rob Ulin and Perry Dance | March 1, 1995 (1995-03-01) | 816A | 20.1 | |||||||
| 167 | 20 | 816B | ||||||||||||
| In the first part of this one-hour clip show special, a young Roseanne and Jackie go to a fortuneteller to learn their futures. They find Jackie taking an adult, autistic D.J. to a psychiatrist. In the second half, classic sitcom moms point the parenting finger at Rosey. | ||||||||||||||
| 168 | 21 | "Husbands and Wives" | Gail Mancuso | Kevin Abbott | March 22, 1995 (1995-03-22) | 820 | 22.1 | |||||||
| Roseanne and Dan enlist D.J.'s help to get Darlene to cut her own allowance. Fred and Jackie are back together, but their marital woes escalate. | ||||||||||||||
| 169 | 22 | "Happy Trailers" | Mark K. Samuels | Tim Doyle and Sid Youngers | March 29, 1995 (1995-03-29) | 821 | 20.4 | |||||||
| Becky and Mark move into a tacky trailer park, which Mark calls a 'mobile home community', where they are greeted by a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone). When Dan and Roseanne offer to help fix up the trailer, they refuse, wanting to do everything themselves. | ||||||||||||||
| 170 | 23 | "The Blaming of the Shrew" | Gail Mancuso | Lawrence Broch | May 3, 1995 (1995-05-03) | 823 | 16.5 | |||||||
| s new girlfriend (Ashley Johnson), who Roseanne likes, bosses him around, which causes problems with their relationship at school. In an effort to save their relationship, Jackie and Fred see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres) about their anger issues. | ||||||||||||||
| 171 | 24 | "The Birds and the Frozen Bees" | Gail Mancuso | David Forbes | May 10, 1995 (1995-05-10) | 822 | 17.4 | |||||||
| When a girl that David likes accepts a date with him, Roseanne schemes to get him back with Darlene; the two reconcile after much poking and prodding. | ||||||||||||||
| 172 | 25 | "Couch Potatoes" | Mark K. Samuels | Eric Gilliland | May 17, 1995 (1995-05-17) | 825 | 17.2 | |||||||
| The Conners are chosen as a Nielsen family, prompting Roseanne to only allow the family to watch PBS. Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine. Jackie and Fred's marriage comes to an end. | ||||||||||||||
Roseanne, season 8 episodes · Episodes › Season 8 (1995–96)
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174
No. inseason
1
Title
"Shower the People You Love with Stuff"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Lawrence Broch
Original release date
September 19, 1995 (1995-09-19)
Prod.code
901
US viewers(millions)
22.5
Becky and Darlene feud over Roseanne's baby shower when Darlene slacks off, leaving Becky doing most of the work. Roseanne wants to return baby shower gifts to have enough cash to buy a crib, though she is disappointed by what she is given.
Note: This episode marks Lecy Goranson's return to the series as Becky.
Becky and Darlene feud over Roseanne's baby shower when Darlene slacks off, leaving Becky doing most of the work. Roseanne wants to return baby shower gifts to have enough cash to buy a crib, though she is disappointed by what she is given.
Note: This episode marks Lecy Goranson's return to the series as Becky.
No.overall
Becky and Darlene feud over Roseanne's baby shower when Darlene slacks off, leaving Becky doing most of the work. Roseanne wants to return baby shower gifts to have enough cash to buy a crib, though she is disappointed by what she is given.
Note: This episode marks Lecy Goranson's return to the series as Becky.
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175
No. inseason
2
Title
"Let Them Eat Junk"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Story by : Carrie SnowTeleplay by : Matt Berry and Ed Yeager
Original release date
September 26, 1995 (1995-09-26)
Prod.code
902
US viewers(millions)
19.0
Jackie has a bee in her bonnet over Roseanne feeding Andy junkfood. Dan is upset because D.J.'s image of him includes a can of beer.
Jackie has a bee in her bonnet over Roseanne feeding Andy junkfood. Dan is upset because D.J.'s image of him includes a can of beer.
No.overall
Jackie has a bee in her bonnet over Roseanne feeding Andy junkfood. Dan is upset because D.J.'s image of him includes a can of beer.
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176
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3
Title
"Roseanne in the Hood"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Story by : Allan StephanTeleplay by : Mike Costa and Drew Ogier
Original release date
October 17, 1995 (1995-10-17)
Prod.code
904
US viewers(millions)
19.7
When a new, classier restaurant opens opposite the Lunch Box, Roseanne declares war. Pat Harrington, Jr. appears in this episode.
When a new, classier restaurant opens opposite the Lunch Box, Roseanne declares war. Pat Harrington, Jr. appears in this episode.
No.overall
When a new, classier restaurant opens opposite the Lunch Box, Roseanne declares war. Pat Harrington, Jr. appears in this episode.
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177
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177
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4
Title
"The Last Date"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Eric Gilliland and Daniel Palladino
Original release date
October 24, 1995 (1995-10-24)
Prod.code
905
US viewers(millions)
20.5
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne to resist as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne to resist as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
No.overall
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne to resist as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
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178
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178
No. inseason
5
Title
"Halloween: the Final Chapter"
Directed by
Roseanne
Written by
Roseanne and Lois Bromfield
Original release date
October 31, 1995 (1995-10-31)
Prod.code
906
US viewers(millions)
18.8
On Halloween, Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls." A Ouija board sends a message from "The Dead" that portends an unexpected event: Roseanne goes into labor. She delivers a baby boy she names Jerry Garcia Conner.
On Halloween, Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls." A Ouija board sends a message from "The Dead" that portends an unexpected event: Roseanne goes into labor. She delivers a baby boy she names Jerry Garcia Conner.
No.overall
On Halloween, Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls." A Ouija board sends a message from "The Dead" that portends an unexpected event: Roseanne goes into labor. She delivers a baby boy she names Jerry Garcia Conner.
179
179
No.overall
179
No. inseason
6
Title
"The Fifties Show"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Allan Stephan Blasband
Original release date
November 7, 1995 (1995-11-07)
Prod.code
907
US viewers(millions)
17.8
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne is a devoted housewife who selflessly guides her family, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account", and Jackie is the wacky neighbor with a secret agenda.
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne is a devoted housewife who selflessly guides her family, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account", and Jackie is the wacky neighbor with a secret agenda.
No.overall
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne is a devoted housewife who selflessly guides her family, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account", and Jackie is the wacky neighbor with a secret agenda.
180
180
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180
No. inseason
7
Title
"The Getaway, Almost"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Cynthia Mort
Original release date
November 14, 1995 (1995-11-14)
Prod.code
908
US viewers(millions)
20.8
Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma & Louise when they pick up a rebel teenage hitchhiker and run a trucker off the road. Jenna Elfman appears as the hitchhiker.
Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma & Louise when they pick up a rebel teenage hitchhiker and run a trucker off the road. Jenna Elfman appears as the hitchhiker.
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Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma & Louise when they pick up a rebel teenage hitchhiker and run a trucker off the road. Jenna Elfman appears as the hitchhiker.
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181
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181
No. inseason
8
Title
"The Last Thursday in November"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Ritch Shydner
Original release date
November 21, 1995 (1995-11-21)
Prod.code
909
US viewers(millions)
17.9
When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist that offends many parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for Thanksgiving, and they celebrate the holiday their way.
When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist that offends many parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for Thanksgiving, and they celebrate the holiday their way.
No.overall
When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist that offends many parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for Thanksgiving, and they celebrate the holiday their way.
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182
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182
No. inseason
9
Title
"Of Mice and Dan"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Bob Nickman
Original release date
November 28, 1995 (1995-11-28)
Prod.code
910
US viewers(millions)
16.4
Dan's old bandmate, Stingray Wilson (John Popper) rolls into Lanford to perform a concert, giving Dan a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks Stingray into giving Dan a little stage time, which he fully enjoys.
Dan's old bandmate, Stingray Wilson (John Popper) rolls into Lanford to perform a concert, giving Dan a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks Stingray into giving Dan a little stage time, which he fully enjoys.
No.overall
Dan's old bandmate, Stingray Wilson (John Popper) rolls into Lanford to perform a concert, giving Dan a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks Stingray into giving Dan a little stage time, which he fully enjoys.
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183
No. inseason
10
Title
"Direct to Video"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Michael B. Kaplan
Original release date
December 5, 1995 (1995-12-05)
Prod.code
903
US viewers(millions)
18.9
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's old love letters. D.J. gets upset when he learns his parents never filled out his baby book, and Mark cooks up a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jackie's ex-husband.
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's old love letters. D.J. gets upset when he learns his parents never filled out his baby book, and Mark cooks up a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jackie's ex-husband.
No.overall
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's old love letters. D.J. gets upset when he learns his parents never filled out his baby book, and Mark cooks up a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jackie's ex-husband.
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184
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184
No. inseason
11
Title
"December Bride"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
William Lucas Walker
Original release date
December 12, 1995 (1995-12-12)
Prod.code
911
US viewers(millions)
21.1
Scott and Leon have trouble planning their wedding until Roseanne offers to take over for free. Leon's cold feet and self-doubt about his sexuality factor into the planning.
Scott and Leon have trouble planning their wedding until Roseanne offers to take over for free. Leon's cold feet and self-doubt about his sexuality factor into the planning.
No.overall
Scott and Leon have trouble planning their wedding until Roseanne offers to take over for free. Leon's cold feet and self-doubt about his sexuality factor into the planning.
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185
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185
No. inseason
12
Title
"The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Ed Yeager
Original release date
January 2, 1996 (1996-01-02)
Prod.code
912
US viewers(millions)
19.3
Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a supermarket samples person as she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store. The sisters quickly become competitive. Meanwhile, Dan and David fight over Mark being D.J.'s role model.
Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a supermarket samples person as she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store. The sisters quickly become competitive. Meanwhile, Dan and David fight over Mark being D.J.'s role model.
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Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a supermarket samples person as she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store. The sisters quickly become competitive. Meanwhile, Dan and David fight over Mark being D.J.'s role model.
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186
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186
No. inseason
13
Title
"The White Sheep of the Family"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
David Raether
Original release date
January 9, 1996 (1996-01-09)
Prod.code
913
US viewers(millions)
20.8
After the Conners receive a small inheritance from Great-Aunt Harriet, they decide to go out for a nice dinner, with their spending limits firmly set until Darlene unexpectedly pops in and wants to join them. Meanwhile, D.J. contemplates how to spend his $500 inheritance. Darlene alienates the family by hurling insults until they bite back. Darlene further upsets everyone by having turned down a good-paying job so she can finish college. D.J. uses part of his inheritance to buy a trombone and impress a girl in the school band.
After the Conners receive a small inheritance from Great-Aunt Harriet, they decide to go out for a nice dinner, with their spending limits firmly set until Darlene unexpectedly pops in and wants to join them. Meanwhile, D.J. contemplates how to spend his $500 inheritance. Darlene alienates the family by hurling insults until they bite back. Darlene further upsets everyone by having turned down a good-paying job so she can finish college. D.J. uses part of his inheritance to buy a trombone and impress a girl in the school band.
No.overall
After the Conners receive a small inheritance from Great-Aunt Harriet, they decide to go out for a nice dinner, with their spending limits firmly set until Darlene unexpectedly pops in and wants to join them. Meanwhile, D.J. contemplates how to spend his $500 inheritance. Darlene alienates the family by hurling insults until they bite back. Darlene further upsets everyone by having turned down a good-paying job so she can finish college. D.J. uses part of his inheritance to buy a trombone and impress a girl in the school band.
187
187
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187
No. inseason
14
Title
"Becky Howser, M.D."
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Sid Youngers
Original release date
January 16, 1996 (1996-01-16)
Prod.code
914
US viewers(millions)
17.6
Mark tries cheering up a depressed Becky by inviting family and friends over for a surprise get-together. Roseanne talks to Becky as the party does little to lift her spirits. Becky admits to wanting more out of life, which Roseanne supports, but is unaware that Becky's plans could hurt her marriage when Mark is left out of the decision.
Mark tries cheering up a depressed Becky by inviting family and friends over for a surprise get-together. Roseanne talks to Becky as the party does little to lift her spirits. Becky admits to wanting more out of life, which Roseanne supports, but is unaware that Becky's plans could hurt her marriage when Mark is left out of the decision.
No.overall
Mark tries cheering up a depressed Becky by inviting family and friends over for a surprise get-together. Roseanne talks to Becky as the party does little to lift her spirits. Becky admits to wanting more out of life, which Roseanne supports, but is unaware that Becky's plans could hurt her marriage when Mark is left out of the decision.
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188
No.overall
188
No. inseason
15
Title
"Out of the Past"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Drew Ogier and Mike Costa
Original release date
February 6, 1996 (1996-02-06)
Prod.code
915
US viewers(millions)
17.4
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, they take a walk down memory lane, discovering that Roseanne was always the queen to Jackie's minion status. Jackie finds her long-lost doll, "Mrs. Tuttle," that she thought had been 'doll-napped'. Roseanne tries to pin the disappearance on a napping Nana Mary, but Nana Mary reveals the truth.
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, they take a walk down memory lane, discovering that Roseanne was always the queen to Jackie's minion status. Jackie finds her long-lost doll, "Mrs. Tuttle," that she thought had been 'doll-napped'. Roseanne tries to pin the disappearance on a napping Nana Mary, but Nana Mary reveals the truth.
No.overall
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, they take a walk down memory lane, discovering that Roseanne was always the queen to Jackie's minion status. Jackie finds her long-lost doll, "Mrs. Tuttle," that she thought had been 'doll-napped'. Roseanne tries to pin the disappearance on a napping Nana Mary, but Nana Mary reveals the truth.
189
189
No.overall
189
No. inseason
16
Title
"Construction Junction"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Daniel Palladino
Original release date
February 13, 1996 (1996-02-13)
Prod.code
916
US viewers(millions)
14.2
When Chuck and Bob show up with a great new construction prospect for the old dry wall crew, Dan must decide between keeping his secure but boring job at the garage or making a bid on the lucrative project. Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked up to the Internet: her initial reluctance quickly vanishes and David soon needs to intervene as Jackie becomes addicted.
When Chuck and Bob show up with a great new construction prospect for the old dry wall crew, Dan must decide between keeping his secure but boring job at the garage or making a bid on the lucrative project. Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked up to the Internet: her initial reluctance quickly vanishes and David soon needs to intervene as Jackie becomes addicted.
No.overall
When Chuck and Bob show up with a great new construction prospect for the old dry wall crew, Dan must decide between keeping his secure but boring job at the garage or making a bid on the lucrative project. Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked up to the Internet: her initial reluctance quickly vanishes and David soon needs to intervene as Jackie becomes addicted.
190
190
No.overall
190
No. inseason
17
Title
"We're Going to Disney World"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Matt Berry
Original release date
February 20, 1996 (1996-02-20)
Prod.code
917
US viewers(millions)
17.8
The family goes hog-wild with excitement as they plan to travel to Disney World with Dan's severance payout from the Lanford City Garage.
The family goes hog-wild with excitement as they plan to travel to Disney World with Dan's severance payout from the Lanford City Garage.
No.overall
The family goes hog-wild with excitement as they plan to travel to Disney World with Dan's severance payout from the Lanford City Garage.
191
191
No.overall
191
No. inseason
18
Title
"Disney World War II"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Allan Stephan Blasband
Original release date
February 27, 1996 (1996-02-27)
Prod.code
918
US viewers(millions)
19.6
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World. Darlene becomes practically euphoric upon meeting Winnie the Pooh.
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World. Darlene becomes practically euphoric upon meeting Winnie the Pooh.
No.overall
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World. Darlene becomes practically euphoric upon meeting Winnie the Pooh.
192
192
No.overall
192
No. inseason
19
Title
"Springtime for David"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Garland Testa and David Forbes
Original release date
March 12, 1996 (1996-03-12)
Prod.code
919
US viewers(millions)
16.9
David finally moves out and lands a job at a second-rate theme park in Lanford. During training, he becomes transformed into an eerily smiling automaton. The episode's name is a reference to Springtime for Hitler, a musical play within the Broadway musical, "The Producers." The episode itself is a satire of the Walt Disney Company, who, after having recently acquired the American Broadcasting Company (ABC), required the network's shows (including Roseanne) to film and air Disney-themed episodes, including the preceding episodes "We're Going to Disney World" and "Disney World War II".
David finally moves out and lands a job at a second-rate theme park in Lanford. During training, he becomes transformed into an eerily smiling automaton. The episode's name is a reference to Springtime for Hitler, a musical play within the Broadway musical, "The Producers." The episode itself is a satire of the Walt Disney Company, who, after having recently acquired the American Broadcasting Company (ABC), required the network's shows (including Roseanne) to film and air Disney-themed episodes, including the preceding episodes "We're Going to Disney World" and "Disney World War II".
No.overall
David finally moves out and lands a job at a second-rate theme park in Lanford. During training, he becomes transformed into an eerily smiling automaton. The episode's name is a reference to Springtime for Hitler, a musical play within the Broadway musical, "The Producers." The episode itself is a satire of the Walt Disney Company, who, after having recently acquired the American Broadcasting Company (ABC), required the network's shows (including Roseanne) to film and air Disney-themed episodes, including the preceding episodes "We're Going to Disney World" and "Disney World War II".
193
193
No.overall
193
No. inseason
20
Title
"Another Mouth to Shut Up"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Story by : Eric GillilandTeleplay by : Janet Leahy and Richard Kaplan
Original release date
March 26, 1996 (1996-03-26)
Prod.code
920
US viewers(millions)
21.4
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene proposes to David and announces that she is pregnant.
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene proposes to David and announces that she is pregnant.
No.overall
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene proposes to David and announces that she is pregnant.
194
194
No.overall
194
No. inseason
21
Title
"Morning Becomes Obnoxious"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Leif Sandaas
Original release date
April 9, 1996 (1996-04-09)
Prod.code
921
US viewers(millions)
15.6
After an impromptu TV interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show (with Jackie as her manager) as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook". Meanwhile, David plans for his and Darlene's wedding, but offends Bev as well.
After an impromptu TV interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show (with Jackie as her manager) as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook". Meanwhile, David plans for his and Darlene's wedding, but offends Bev as well.
No.overall
After an impromptu TV interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show (with Jackie as her manager) as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook". Meanwhile, David plans for his and Darlene's wedding, but offends Bev as well.
195
195
No.overall
195
No. inseason
22
Title
"Ballroom Blitz"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Story by : Cathy LadmanTeleplay by : Cathy Ladman and Carrie Snow
Original release date
April 30, 1996 (1996-04-30)
Prod.code
922
US viewers(millions)
14.2
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor, but becomes angry when he flirts with the newly-divorced Jackie.
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor, but becomes angry when he flirts with the newly-divorced Jackie.
No.overall
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor, but becomes angry when he flirts with the newly-divorced Jackie.
196
196
No.overall
196
No. inseason
23
Title
"The Wedding"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Michael B. Kaplan and Lawrence Broch
Original release date
May 7, 1996 (1996-05-07)
Prod.code
923
US viewers(millions)
23.0
Darlene and David's outdoor wedding ends with Dan having a heart attack.
Darlene and David's outdoor wedding ends with Dan having a heart attack.
No.overall
Darlene and David's outdoor wedding ends with Dan having a heart attack.
197
197
No.overall
197
No. inseason
24
Title
"Heart & Soul"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Daniel Palladino and William Lucas Walker
Original release date
May 14, 1996 (1996-05-14)
Prod.code
924
US viewers(millions)
21.0
Roseanne tries in vain to be cool at the hospital. Dan learns that D.J. performed CPR on him, saving his life. Dan's hospital room is the venue for Darlene and David's scaled-down wedding reception.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky in the show's original run.
Roseanne tries in vain to be cool at the hospital. Dan learns that D.J. performed CPR on him, saving his life. Dan's hospital room is the venue for Darlene and David's scaled-down wedding reception.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky in the show's original run.
No.overall
Roseanne tries in vain to be cool at the hospital. Dan learns that D.J. performed CPR on him, saving his life. Dan's hospital room is the venue for Darlene and David's scaled-down wedding reception.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky in the show's original run.
198
198
No.overall
198
No. inseason
25
Title
"Fights and Stuff"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Story by : Eric GillilandTeleplay by : Cynthia Mort and Sid Youngers
Original release date
May 21, 1996 (1996-05-21)
Prod.code
925
US viewers(millions)
18.8
Dan returns home to a strict diet and exercise regimen that he soon violates behind Roseanne's back. When Roseanne finds out, it leads to a huge argument, unleashing old resentments, resulting in them trashing the house over their suppressed anger. When Roseanne walks out, her and Dan's marriage may collapse.
Dan returns home to a strict diet and exercise regimen that he soon violates behind Roseanne's back. When Roseanne finds out, it leads to a huge argument, unleashing old resentments, resulting in them trashing the house over their suppressed anger. When Roseanne walks out, her and Dan's marriage may collapse.
No.overall
Dan returns home to a strict diet and exercise regimen that he soon violates behind Roseanne's back. When Roseanne finds out, it leads to a huge argument, unleashing old resentments, resulting in them trashing the house over their suppressed anger. When Roseanne walks out, her and Dan's marriage may collapse.
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) |
| 174 | 1 | "Shower the People You Love with Stuff" | Gail Mancuso | Lawrence Broch | September 19, 1995 (1995-09-19) | 901 | 22.5 |
| Becky and Darlene feud over Roseanne's baby shower when Darlene slacks off, leaving Becky doing most of the work. Roseanne wants to return baby shower gifts to have enough cash to buy a crib, though she is disappointed by what she is given. Note: This episode marks Lecy Goranson's return to the series as Becky. | |||||||
| 175 | 2 | "Let Them Eat Junk" | Gail Mancuso | Story by : Carrie SnowTeleplay by : Matt Berry and Ed Yeager | September 26, 1995 (1995-09-26) | 902 | 19.0 |
| Jackie has a bee in her bonnet over Roseanne feeding Andy junkfood. Dan is upset because D.J.'s image of him includes a can of beer. | |||||||
| 176 | 3 | "Roseanne in the Hood" | Mark K. Samuels | Story by : Allan StephanTeleplay by : Mike Costa and Drew Ogier | October 17, 1995 (1995-10-17) | 904 | 19.7 |
| When a new, classier restaurant opens opposite the Lunch Box, Roseanne declares war. Pat Harrington, Jr. appears in this episode. | |||||||
| 177 | 4 | "The Last Date" | Gail Mancuso | Eric Gilliland and Daniel Palladino | October 24, 1995 (1995-10-24) | 905 | 20.5 |
| The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne to resist as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born. | |||||||
| 178 | 5 | "Halloween: the Final Chapter" | Roseanne | Roseanne and Lois Bromfield | October 31, 1995 (1995-10-31) | 906 | 18.8 |
| On Halloween, Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls." A Ouija board sends a message from "The Dead" that portends an unexpected event: Roseanne goes into labor. She delivers a baby boy she names Jerry Garcia Conner. | |||||||
| 179 | 6 | "The Fifties Show" | Gail Mancuso | Allan Stephan Blasband | November 7, 1995 (1995-11-07) | 907 | 17.8 |
| The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne is a devoted housewife who selflessly guides her family, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account", and Jackie is the wacky neighbor with a secret agenda. | |||||||
| 180 | 7 | "The Getaway, Almost" | Gail Mancuso | Cynthia Mort | November 14, 1995 (1995-11-14) | 908 | 20.8 |
| Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma & Louise when they pick up a rebel teenage hitchhiker and run a trucker off the road. Jenna Elfman appears as the hitchhiker. | |||||||
| 181 | 8 | "The Last Thursday in November" | Gail Mancuso | Ritch Shydner | November 21, 1995 (1995-11-21) | 909 | 17.9 |
| When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist that offends many parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for Thanksgiving, and they celebrate the holiday their way. | |||||||
| 182 | 9 | "Of Mice and Dan" | Gail Mancuso | Bob Nickman | November 28, 1995 (1995-11-28) | 910 | 16.4 |
| Dan's old bandmate, Stingray Wilson (John Popper) rolls into Lanford to perform a concert, giving Dan a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks Stingray into giving Dan a little stage time, which he fully enjoys. | |||||||
| 183 | 10 | "Direct to Video" | Gail Mancuso | Michael B. Kaplan | December 5, 1995 (1995-12-05) | 903 | 18.9 |
| While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's old love letters. D.J. gets upset when he learns his parents never filled out his baby book, and Mark cooks up a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan. Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jackie's ex-husband. | |||||||
| 184 | 11 | "December Bride" | Gail Mancuso | William Lucas Walker | December 12, 1995 (1995-12-12) | 911 | 21.1 |
| Scott and Leon have trouble planning their wedding until Roseanne offers to take over for free. Leon's cold feet and self-doubt about his sexuality factor into the planning. | |||||||
| 185 | 12 | "The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract" | Gail Mancuso | Ed Yeager | January 2, 1996 (1996-01-02) | 912 | 19.3 |
| Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a supermarket samples person as she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store. The sisters quickly become competitive. Meanwhile, Dan and David fight over Mark being D.J.'s role model. | |||||||
| 186 | 13 | "The White Sheep of the Family" | Gail Mancuso | David Raether | January 9, 1996 (1996-01-09) | 913 | 20.8 |
| After the Conners receive a small inheritance from Great-Aunt Harriet, they decide to go out for a nice dinner, with their spending limits firmly set until Darlene unexpectedly pops in and wants to join them. Meanwhile, D.J. contemplates how to spend his $500 inheritance. Darlene alienates the family by hurling insults until they bite back. Darlene further upsets everyone by having turned down a good-paying job so she can finish college. D.J. uses part of his inheritance to buy a trombone and impress a girl in the school band. | |||||||
| 187 | 14 | "Becky Howser, M.D." | Gail Mancuso | Sid Youngers | January 16, 1996 (1996-01-16) | 914 | 17.6 |
| Mark tries cheering up a depressed Becky by inviting family and friends over for a surprise get-together. Roseanne talks to Becky as the party does little to lift her spirits. Becky admits to wanting more out of life, which Roseanne supports, but is unaware that Becky's plans could hurt her marriage when Mark is left out of the decision. | |||||||
| 188 | 15 | "Out of the Past" | Gail Mancuso | Drew Ogier and Mike Costa | February 6, 1996 (1996-02-06) | 915 | 17.4 |
| While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, they take a walk down memory lane, discovering that Roseanne was always the queen to Jackie's minion status. Jackie finds her long-lost doll, "Mrs. Tuttle," that she thought had been 'doll-napped'. Roseanne tries to pin the disappearance on a napping Nana Mary, but Nana Mary reveals the truth. | |||||||
| 189 | 16 | "Construction Junction" | Gail Mancuso | Daniel Palladino | February 13, 1996 (1996-02-13) | 916 | 14.2 |
| When Chuck and Bob show up with a great new construction prospect for the old dry wall crew, Dan must decide between keeping his secure but boring job at the garage or making a bid on the lucrative project. Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked up to the Internet: her initial reluctance quickly vanishes and David soon needs to intervene as Jackie becomes addicted. | |||||||
| 190 | 17 | "We're Going to Disney World" | Gail Mancuso | Matt Berry | February 20, 1996 (1996-02-20) | 917 | 17.8 |
| The family goes hog-wild with excitement as they plan to travel to Disney World with Dan's severance payout from the Lanford City Garage. | |||||||
| 191 | 18 | "Disney World War II" | Gail Mancuso | Allan Stephan Blasband | February 27, 1996 (1996-02-27) | 918 | 19.6 |
| Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World. Darlene becomes practically euphoric upon meeting Winnie the Pooh. | |||||||
| 192 | 19 | "Springtime for David" | Mark K. Samuels | Garland Testa and David Forbes | March 12, 1996 (1996-03-12) | 919 | 16.9 |
| David finally moves out and lands a job at a second-rate theme park in Lanford. During training, he becomes transformed into an eerily smiling automaton. The episode's name is a reference to Springtime for Hitler, a musical play within the Broadway musical, "The Producers." The episode itself is a satire of the Walt Disney Company, who, after having recently acquired the American Broadcasting Company (ABC), required the network's shows (including Roseanne) to film and air Disney-themed episodes, including the preceding episodes "We're Going to Disney World" and "Disney World War II". | |||||||
| 193 | 20 | "Another Mouth to Shut Up" | Mark K. Samuels | Story by : Eric GillilandTeleplay by : Janet Leahy and Richard Kaplan | March 26, 1996 (1996-03-26) | 920 | 21.4 |
| Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene proposes to David and announces that she is pregnant. | |||||||
| 194 | 21 | "Morning Becomes Obnoxious" | Gail Mancuso | Leif Sandaas | April 9, 1996 (1996-04-09) | 921 | 15.6 |
| After an impromptu TV interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show (with Jackie as her manager) as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook". Meanwhile, David plans for his and Darlene's wedding, but offends Bev as well. | |||||||
| 195 | 22 | "Ballroom Blitz" | Gail Mancuso | Story by : Cathy LadmanTeleplay by : Cathy Ladman and Carrie Snow | April 30, 1996 (1996-04-30) | 922 | 14.2 |
| Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor, but becomes angry when he flirts with the newly-divorced Jackie. | |||||||
| 196 | 23 | "The Wedding" | Gail Mancuso | Michael B. Kaplan and Lawrence Broch | May 7, 1996 (1996-05-07) | 923 | 23.0 |
| Darlene and David's outdoor wedding ends with Dan having a heart attack. | |||||||
| 197 | 24 | "Heart & Soul" | Gail Mancuso | Daniel Palladino and William Lucas Walker | May 14, 1996 (1996-05-14) | 924 | 21.0 |
| Roseanne tries in vain to be cool at the hospital. Dan learns that D.J. performed CPR on him, saving his life. Dan's hospital room is the venue for Darlene and David's scaled-down wedding reception. Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky in the show's original run. | |||||||
| 198 | 25 | "Fights and Stuff" | Mark K. Samuels | Story by : Eric GillilandTeleplay by : Cynthia Mort and Sid Youngers | May 21, 1996 (1996-05-21) | 925 | 18.8 |
Roseanne, season 9 episodes · Episodes › Season 9 (1996–97)
199
199
No.overall
199
No. inseason
1
Title
"Call Waiting"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Drew Ogier and Allan Stephan Blasband
Original release date
September 17, 1996 (1996-09-17)
Prod.code
1001
US viewers(millions)
18.9
Regretting breaking his diet and fighting with Roseanne, Dan fixes the house after the huge fight and leaves a ton of messages on Jackie's answering machine. Roseanne finds herself in front of Jackie's TV, watching notable past sitcoms like That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show (Cameo appearance by Ed Asner on the latter show), eventually finding her and Dan playing the roles of Ann and Don, Mary and Lou Grant, and Jeannie and Tony. Later, Jackie convinces Roseanne that Dan and Roseanne were meant for each other and, when she is finally alone with Andy and Jerry, makes a shocking discovery about her lottery ticket after watching the lottery drawings on TV.
Regretting breaking his diet and fighting with Roseanne, Dan fixes the house after the huge fight and leaves a ton of messages on Jackie's answering machine. Roseanne finds herself in front of Jackie's TV, watching notable past sitcoms like That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show (Cameo appearance by Ed Asner on the latter show), eventually finding her and Dan playing the roles of Ann and Don, Mary and Lou Grant, and Jeannie and Tony. Later, Jackie convinces Roseanne that Dan and Roseanne were meant for each other and, when she is finally alone with Andy and Jerry, makes a shocking discovery about her lottery ticket after watching the lottery drawings on TV.
No.overall
Regretting breaking his diet and fighting with Roseanne, Dan fixes the house after the huge fight and leaves a ton of messages on Jackie's answering machine. Roseanne finds herself in front of Jackie's TV, watching notable past sitcoms like That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show (Cameo appearance by Ed Asner on the latter show), eventually finding her and Dan playing the roles of Ann and Don, Mary and Lou Grant, and Jeannie and Tony. Later, Jackie convinces Roseanne that Dan and Roseanne were meant for each other and, when she is finally alone with Andy and Jerry, makes a shocking discovery about her lottery ticket after watching the lottery drawings on TV.
200
200
No.overall
200
No. inseason
2
Title
"Millions from Heaven"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Nancy Steen and Cynthia Mort
Original release date
September 24, 1996 (1996-09-24)
Prod.code
1002
US viewers(millions)
17.6
The lottery ticket mentioned in the last episode is a winner. The Conners, and also Jackie, have won $108 million. Amid the press bombardment, the family ponders what to do with all that money.
The lottery ticket mentioned in the last episode is a winner. The Conners, and also Jackie, have won $108 million. Amid the press bombardment, the family ponders what to do with all that money.
No.overall
The lottery ticket mentioned in the last episode is a winner. The Conners, and also Jackie, have won $108 million. Amid the press bombardment, the family ponders what to do with all that money.
201
201
No.overall
201
No. inseason
3
Title
"What a Day for a Daydream"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Richard Kaplan and Garland Testa
Original release date
October 1, 1996 (1996-10-01)
Prod.code
1003
US viewers(millions)
18.63
With a full dinner table and a home-cooked meal, Roseanne daydreams about the lottery winnings; from a riot on the Jerry Springer Show to a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie and Hugh Hefner.
With a full dinner table and a home-cooked meal, Roseanne daydreams about the lottery winnings; from a riot on the Jerry Springer Show to a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie and Hugh Hefner.
No.overall
With a full dinner table and a home-cooked meal, Roseanne daydreams about the lottery winnings; from a riot on the Jerry Springer Show to a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie and Hugh Hefner.
202
202
No.overall
202
No. inseason
4
Title
"Honor Thy Mother"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Bob Nickman and Amy Welsh
Original release date
October 8, 1996 (1996-10-08)
Prod.code
1004
US viewers(millions)
16.9
Dan announces that he is going to visit his mother, who is in a mental hospital in California. Jackie and Roseanne wait out the Conner house's renovation at a spa.
Dan announces that he is going to visit his mother, who is in a mental hospital in California. Jackie and Roseanne wait out the Conner house's renovation at a spa.
No.overall
Dan announces that he is going to visit his mother, who is in a mental hospital in California. Jackie and Roseanne wait out the Conner house's renovation at a spa.
203
203
No.overall
203
No. inseason
5
Title
"Someday My Prince Will Come"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Carrie Snow and Janet Leahy
Original release date
October 15, 1996 (1996-10-15)
Prod.code
1005
US viewers(millions)
15.7
Prince Carlos Charmaine (Jim Varney) from Moldavia, visits Jackie, with whom he is enamored after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, until Leon discovers that he is really a prince. The family are invited on a trip to New York with Leon in place of Dan, who is still in California.
Prince Carlos Charmaine (Jim Varney) from Moldavia, visits Jackie, with whom he is enamored after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, until Leon discovers that he is really a prince. The family are invited on a trip to New York with Leon in place of Dan, who is still in California.
No.overall
Prince Carlos Charmaine (Jim Varney) from Moldavia, visits Jackie, with whom he is enamored after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, until Leon discovers that he is really a prince. The family are invited on a trip to New York with Leon in place of Dan, who is still in California.
204
204
No.overall
204
No. inseason
6
Title
"Pampered to a Pulp"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Stacie Lipp
Original release date
October 22, 1996 (1996-10-22)
Prod.code
1006
US viewers(millions)
15.3
Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes. Tammy Faye Messner appears in this episode.
Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes. Tammy Faye Messner appears in this episode.
No.overall
Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes. Tammy Faye Messner appears in this episode.
205
205
No.overall
205
No. inseason
7
Title
"Satan, Darling"
Directed by
Roseanne
Written by
Story by : Roseanne and Ellen QuigleyTeleplay by : Roseanne and Jennifer Saunders
Original release date
October 29, 1996 (1996-10-29)
Prod.code
1007
US viewers(millions)
17.7
Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy visit New York City's Upper West Side, where they meet celebrities and are invited to Martha's Vineyard by a woman named Astrid Wentworth. After getting drunk with Edina Monsoon (Jennifer Saunders) and Patsy Stone (Joanna Lumley) of Absolutely Fabulous, Roseanne has a Rosemary's Baby-parody nightmare of Darlene giving birth to Satan.
Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy visit New York City's Upper West Side, where they meet celebrities and are invited to Martha's Vineyard by a woman named Astrid Wentworth. After getting drunk with Edina Monsoon (Jennifer Saunders) and Patsy Stone (Joanna Lumley) of Absolutely Fabulous, Roseanne has a Rosemary's Baby-parody nightmare of Darlene giving birth to Satan.
No.overall
Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy visit New York City's Upper West Side, where they meet celebrities and are invited to Martha's Vineyard by a woman named Astrid Wentworth. After getting drunk with Edina Monsoon (Jennifer Saunders) and Patsy Stone (Joanna Lumley) of Absolutely Fabulous, Roseanne has a Rosemary's Baby-parody nightmare of Darlene giving birth to Satan.
206
206
No.overall
206
No. inseason
8
Title
"Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Leif Sandaas and Debbie Kasper
Original release date
November 12, 1996 (1996-11-12)
Prod.code
1008
US viewers(millions)
13.3
Roseanne, Jackie, DJ, Mark, Bev, Becky, Andy, and Jerry go to the Wentworth estate to meet Astrid's family, who are unimpressed by Roseanne's trashy ways. When she finds the family's stash of "happy pills," Roseanne teaches them to scream out their anger. Dana Gould appears in this episode.
Roseanne, Jackie, DJ, Mark, Bev, Becky, Andy, and Jerry go to the Wentworth estate to meet Astrid's family, who are unimpressed by Roseanne's trashy ways. When she finds the family's stash of "happy pills," Roseanne teaches them to scream out their anger. Dana Gould appears in this episode.
No.overall
Roseanne, Jackie, DJ, Mark, Bev, Becky, Andy, and Jerry go to the Wentworth estate to meet Astrid's family, who are unimpressed by Roseanne's trashy ways. When she finds the family's stash of "happy pills," Roseanne teaches them to scream out their anger. Dana Gould appears in this episode.
207
207
No.overall
207
No. inseason
9
Title
"Roseambo"
Directed by
Gary Halvorson
Written by
R. Gaylor and Betsy Salkind
Original release date
November 19, 1996 (1996-11-19)
Prod.code
1009
US viewers(millions)
19.0
In a parody of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (starring Steven Seagal), Roseanne meets First Lady Hillary Clinton (Teresa Barnwell), after saving her family and Dr. Bakshmi from women-hating terrorists on a train to Washington D.C. Steven Seagal himself appears in this episode.
In a parody of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (starring Steven Seagal), Roseanne meets First Lady Hillary Clinton (Teresa Barnwell), after saving her family and Dr. Bakshmi from women-hating terrorists on a train to Washington D.C. Steven Seagal himself appears in this episode.
No.overall
In a parody of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (starring Steven Seagal), Roseanne meets First Lady Hillary Clinton (Teresa Barnwell), after saving her family and Dr. Bakshmi from women-hating terrorists on a train to Washington D.C. Steven Seagal himself appears in this episode.
208
208
No.overall
208
No. inseason
10
Title
"Home Is Where the Afghan Is"
Directed by
Gary Halvorson
Written by
Lawrence Broch
Original release date
November 26, 1996 (1996-11-26)
Prod.code
1010
US viewers(millions)
15.0
Roseanne, Jackie, and the family finally arrive home after all the excitement. Roseanne is disappointed that Dan has not returned from California yet. The family's Thanksgiving dinner is being catered, so Roseanne and Jackie open the Lunch Box as a soup kitchen. Bev reveals more than she intended during the Thanksgiving feast and realizes she is gay.
Roseanne, Jackie, and the family finally arrive home after all the excitement. Roseanne is disappointed that Dan has not returned from California yet. The family's Thanksgiving dinner is being catered, so Roseanne and Jackie open the Lunch Box as a soup kitchen. Bev reveals more than she intended during the Thanksgiving feast and realizes she is gay.
No.overall
Roseanne, Jackie, and the family finally arrive home after all the excitement. Roseanne is disappointed that Dan has not returned from California yet. The family's Thanksgiving dinner is being catered, so Roseanne and Jackie open the Lunch Box as a soup kitchen. Bev reveals more than she intended during the Thanksgiving feast and realizes she is gay.
209
209
No.overall
209
No. inseason
11
Title
"Mothers and Other Strangers"
Directed by
Gary Halvorson
Written by
Roseanne and Cynthia Mort
Original release date
December 3, 1996 (1996-12-03)
Prod.code
1011
US viewers(millions)
15.4
Dan is still in California, and Roseanne worries about how he will react to all the changes she has made to the house. Elsewhere, Bev seeks answers from her free-spirited mother, Mary, who finally mends her relationship with her daughter.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's grandmother.
Dan is still in California, and Roseanne worries about how he will react to all the changes she has made to the house. Elsewhere, Bev seeks answers from her free-spirited mother, Mary, who finally mends her relationship with her daughter.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's grandmother.
No.overall
Dan is still in California, and Roseanne worries about how he will react to all the changes she has made to the house. Elsewhere, Bev seeks answers from her free-spirited mother, Mary, who finally mends her relationship with her daughter.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's grandmother.
210
210
No.overall
210
No. inseason
12
Title
"Home for the Holidays"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Story by : RoseanneTeleplay by : Lawrence Broch
Original release date
December 17, 1996 (1996-12-17)
Prod.code
1012
US viewers(millions)
14.6
After two months in California, Dan returns home for Christmas though he seems distracted and treats Roseanne coolly. Jackie later overhears Dan having an intimate conversation on the phone with another woman.
After two months in California, Dan returns home for Christmas though he seems distracted and treats Roseanne coolly. Jackie later overhears Dan having an intimate conversation on the phone with another woman.
No.overall
After two months in California, Dan returns home for Christmas though he seems distracted and treats Roseanne coolly. Jackie later overhears Dan having an intimate conversation on the phone with another woman.
211
211
No.overall
211
No. inseason
13
Title
"Say It Ain't So"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Nancy Steen
Original release date
January 7, 1997 (1997-01-07)
Prod.code
1013
US viewers(millions)
18.13
Jackie confronts Dan, who admits to having a relationship with his mother's nurse. She insists he tell Roseanne or else she will. Roseanne tells Jackie that Prince Carlos married his maid. D.J. wants to film Darlene giving birth. Darlene says no, but David thinks it is a good idea. While watching Darlene and David's friends' birth video, D.J. faints. Dan finally confesses his affair to Roseanne. She kicks him out, though she is devastated.
Jackie confronts Dan, who admits to having a relationship with his mother's nurse. She insists he tell Roseanne or else she will. Roseanne tells Jackie that Prince Carlos married his maid. D.J. wants to film Darlene giving birth. Darlene says no, but David thinks it is a good idea. While watching Darlene and David's friends' birth video, D.J. faints. Dan finally confesses his affair to Roseanne. She kicks him out, though she is devastated.
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Jackie confronts Dan, who admits to having a relationship with his mother's nurse. She insists he tell Roseanne or else she will. Roseanne tells Jackie that Prince Carlos married his maid. D.J. wants to film Darlene giving birth. Darlene says no, but David thinks it is a good idea. While watching Darlene and David's friends' birth video, D.J. faints. Dan finally confesses his affair to Roseanne. She kicks him out, though she is devastated.
212
212
No.overall
212
No. inseason
14
Title
"Hit the Road, Jack"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Roseanne
Original release date
January 14, 1997 (1997-01-14)
Prod.code
1014
US viewers(millions)
18.79
A depressed Roseanne avoids Dan and drives around town eating fast food and listening to radio shows. She believes Dan had an affair because of her appearance. As Dan packs his bags to leave, he and D.J. have a falling out over Dan leaving. An angry D.J. goes to a video store and meets his soul mate, Heather (Heather Matarazzo). Dan is about to return to California, but cancels his flight and moves into a motel.
A depressed Roseanne avoids Dan and drives around town eating fast food and listening to radio shows. She believes Dan had an affair because of her appearance. As Dan packs his bags to leave, he and D.J. have a falling out over Dan leaving. An angry D.J. goes to a video store and meets his soul mate, Heather (Heather Matarazzo). Dan is about to return to California, but cancels his flight and moves into a motel.
No.overall
A depressed Roseanne avoids Dan and drives around town eating fast food and listening to radio shows. She believes Dan had an affair because of her appearance. As Dan packs his bags to leave, he and D.J. have a falling out over Dan leaving. An angry D.J. goes to a video store and meets his soul mate, Heather (Heather Matarazzo). Dan is about to return to California, but cancels his flight and moves into a motel.
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213
No.overall
213
No. inseason
15
Title
"The War Room"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Bob Nickman
Original release date
January 28, 1997 (1997-01-28)
Prod.code
1015
US viewers(millions)
16.33
A depressed Roseanne locks herself and Jerry in her bedroom, soothing her sorrow with junk foods, trashy magazines, and TV. Friends and family stage an intervention in an attempt to get her out, but ultimately fail. Mark finally succeeds by saying Dan not having left town means he wants her back.
A depressed Roseanne locks herself and Jerry in her bedroom, soothing her sorrow with junk foods, trashy magazines, and TV. Friends and family stage an intervention in an attempt to get her out, but ultimately fail. Mark finally succeeds by saying Dan not having left town means he wants her back.
No.overall
A depressed Roseanne locks herself and Jerry in her bedroom, soothing her sorrow with junk foods, trashy magazines, and TV. Friends and family stage an intervention in an attempt to get her out, but ultimately fail. Mark finally succeeds by saying Dan not having left town means he wants her back.
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214
No.overall
214
No. inseason
16
Title
"Lanford's Elite"
Directed by
Gary Halvorson
Written by
Story by : Allan Stephan BlasbandTeleplay by : Richard Whitley and Bob Rubin
Original release date
February 11, 1997 (1997-02-11)
Prod.code
1016
US viewers(millions)
13.49
Roseanne and Jackie attend an exquisite luncheon where they discuss politics and other topics with Lanford's elite. Roseanne meets Edgar Wellman (James Brolin), son of the owner of Roseanne and Jackie's former workplace. Edgar asks Roseanne to financially help keep Wellman Plastics open.
Roseanne and Jackie attend an exquisite luncheon where they discuss politics and other topics with Lanford's elite. Roseanne meets Edgar Wellman (James Brolin), son of the owner of Roseanne and Jackie's former workplace. Edgar asks Roseanne to financially help keep Wellman Plastics open.
No.overall
Roseanne and Jackie attend an exquisite luncheon where they discuss politics and other topics with Lanford's elite. Roseanne meets Edgar Wellman (James Brolin), son of the owner of Roseanne and Jackie's former workplace. Edgar asks Roseanne to financially help keep Wellman Plastics open.
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215
No.overall
215
No. inseason
17
Title
"Some Enchanted Merger"
Directed by
Gary Halvorson
Written by
April Winchell
Original release date
February 11, 1997 (1997-02-11)
Prod.code
1017
US viewers(millions)
13.49
Jackie believes that Roseanne and Edgar Wellman are an item. They are not, although Roseanne wishes they were. Roseanne claims their relationship is purely business, though Jackie is skeptical. Roseanne fantasizes that the couple are from the movie Evita.
Jackie believes that Roseanne and Edgar Wellman are an item. They are not, although Roseanne wishes they were. Roseanne claims their relationship is purely business, though Jackie is skeptical. Roseanne fantasizes that the couple are from the movie Evita.
No.overall
Jackie believes that Roseanne and Edgar Wellman are an item. They are not, although Roseanne wishes they were. Roseanne claims their relationship is purely business, though Jackie is skeptical. Roseanne fantasizes that the couple are from the movie Evita.
216
216
No.overall
216
No. inseason
18
Title
"A Second Chance"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Cynthia Mort
Original release date
February 18, 1997 (1997-02-18)
Prod.code
1018
US viewers(millions)
16.26
Reluctant to leave town, Dan asks Jackie about Roseanne and Edgar Wellman's relationship. Jackie confirms it, but Roseanne eventually agrees to see Dan. They reconcile, but receive a call from Jackie: Darlene has gone into premature labor and is being treated with a drug to stop her contractions.
Reluctant to leave town, Dan asks Jackie about Roseanne and Edgar Wellman's relationship. Jackie confirms it, but Roseanne eventually agrees to see Dan. They reconcile, but receive a call from Jackie: Darlene has gone into premature labor and is being treated with a drug to stop her contractions.
No.overall
Reluctant to leave town, Dan asks Jackie about Roseanne and Edgar Wellman's relationship. Jackie confirms it, but Roseanne eventually agrees to see Dan. They reconcile, but receive a call from Jackie: Darlene has gone into premature labor and is being treated with a drug to stop her contractions.
217
217
No.overall
217
No. inseason
19
Title
"The Miracle"
Directed by
Gary Halvorson
Written by
Story by : RoseanneTeleplay by : Drew Ogier
Original release date
February 25, 1997 (1997-02-25)
Prod.code
1019
US viewers(millions)
16.16
Darlene gives birth to a premature baby girl that she names Harris Conner Healy. Roseanne consults with specialists from around the world, but what ultimately keeps the baby alive is Roseanne's own grandmotherly love and nurturing.
Darlene gives birth to a premature baby girl that she names Harris Conner Healy. Roseanne consults with specialists from around the world, but what ultimately keeps the baby alive is Roseanne's own grandmotherly love and nurturing.
No.overall
Darlene gives birth to a premature baby girl that she names Harris Conner Healy. Roseanne consults with specialists from around the world, but what ultimately keeps the baby alive is Roseanne's own grandmotherly love and nurturing.
218
218
No.overall
218
No. inseason
20
Title
"Roseanne-Feld"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
April Winchell and Richard Whitley
Original release date
March 4, 1997 (1997-03-04)
Prod.code
1020
US viewers(millions)
13.98
Jackie and Mark attend a wrestling match, where Jackie ends up fighting the Black Widow (Dot Jones). D.J.'s first sexual experience looms and he consults Mark, who is unhelpful.
Jackie and Mark attend a wrestling match, where Jackie ends up fighting the Black Widow (Dot Jones). D.J.'s first sexual experience looms and he consults Mark, who is unhelpful.
No.overall
Jackie and Mark attend a wrestling match, where Jackie ends up fighting the Black Widow (Dot Jones). D.J.'s first sexual experience looms and he consults Mark, who is unhelpful.
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219
No.overall
219
No. inseason
21
Title
"The Truth Be Told"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Lawrence Broch and April Winchell
Original release date
March 18, 1997 (1997-03-18)
Prod.code
1021
US viewers(millions)
12.90
Roseanne and Jackie learn that producers want to make a TV-movie about the Conners, but with distressingly drastic changes: gorgeous actors to play the Conners, fewer blue-collar plot twists, etc. Meanwhile, Bev, Leon, and Bev's friend Joyce naively reveal information about Roseanne's life to a tabloid reporter.
Roseanne and Jackie learn that producers want to make a TV-movie about the Conners, but with distressingly drastic changes: gorgeous actors to play the Conners, fewer blue-collar plot twists, etc. Meanwhile, Bev, Leon, and Bev's friend Joyce naively reveal information about Roseanne's life to a tabloid reporter.
No.overall
Roseanne and Jackie learn that producers want to make a TV-movie about the Conners, but with distressingly drastic changes: gorgeous actors to play the Conners, fewer blue-collar plot twists, etc. Meanwhile, Bev, Leon, and Bev's friend Joyce naively reveal information about Roseanne's life to a tabloid reporter.
220
220
No.overall
220
No. inseason
22
Title
"Arsenic and Old Mom"
Directed by
Mark K. Samuels
Written by
Carrie Fisher
Original release date
May 13, 1997 (1997-05-13)
Prod.code
1022
US viewers(millions)
14.72
Dan's mother Audrey (now played by Debbie Reynolds, before played by Ann Wedgeworth in the 1989 Thanksgiving episode), visits unexpected. She tries to kill Dan for having put her in a mental hospital. Roseanne ends it all with a simple backyard battle.
Dan's mother Audrey (now played by Debbie Reynolds, before played by Ann Wedgeworth in the 1989 Thanksgiving episode), visits unexpected. She tries to kill Dan for having put her in a mental hospital. Roseanne ends it all with a simple backyard battle.
No.overall
Dan's mother Audrey (now played by Debbie Reynolds, before played by Ann Wedgeworth in the 1989 Thanksgiving episode), visits unexpected. She tries to kill Dan for having put her in a mental hospital. Roseanne ends it all with a simple backyard battle.
221
221
No.overall
221
No. inseason
23
Title
"Into That Good Night"
Directed by
Gary Halvorson
Written by
Story by : RoseanneTeleplay by : Jessica Pentland & Jennifer Pentland
Original release date
May 20, 1997 (1997-05-20)
Prod.code
1023
US viewers(millions)
16.57
222
222
No.overall
222
No. inseason
24
Title
Roseanne and Allan Stephan Blasband
Directed by
1024
Darlene and David bring home their baby daughter. When Darlene wants to stay in the Conner nest, DJ begrudgingly moves to David's former space in the basement. When Mark and Becky visit baby Harris, it is revealed that they too are expecting though they keep it secret for now. Darlene worries about overstaying their welcome but Roseanne insists she wants them to stay. Leon and Scott announce they are adopting a little girl.In the first half, the family talks about life after winning the lottery. In a voice over, Roseanne reflects about her fictional life, revealing that the show itself has been her writing. While her book was based on her life, she changed details she disliked. For example: the Conners did not win the lottery; Dan died from his heart attack; Jackie—not Bev—was gay; and Mark and Darlene, and Becky and David, were the Conner-Healy couples. In the final moments, Roseanne discusses her depression after Dan's death and how it was Darlene's baby's nearly dying that snapped her back into reality. As the show fades to black, Phoebe Snow sings the show's theme song and Roseanne's trademark laugh is heard a final time.
Darlene and David bring home their baby daughter. When Darlene wants to stay in the Conner nest, DJ begrudgingly moves to David's former space in the basement. When Mark and Becky visit baby Harris, it is revealed that they too are expecting though they keep it secret for now. Darlene worries about overstaying their welcome but Roseanne insists she wants them to stay. Leon and Scott announce they are adopting a little girl.In the first half, the family talks about life after winning the lottery. In a voice over, Roseanne reflects about her fictional life, revealing that the show itself has been her writing. While her book was based on her life, she changed details she disliked. For example: the Conners did not win the lottery; Dan died from his heart attack; Jackie—not Bev—was gay; and Mark and Darlene, and Becky and David, were the Conner-Healy couples. In the final moments, Roseanne discusses her depression after Dan's death and how it was Darlene's baby's nearly dying that snapped her back into reality. As the show fades to black, Phoebe Snow sings the show's theme song and Roseanne's trademark laugh is heard a final time.
No.overall
Darlene and David bring home their baby daughter. When Darlene wants to stay in the Conner nest, DJ begrudgingly moves to David's former space in the basement. When Mark and Becky visit baby Harris, it is revealed that they too are expecting though they keep it secret for now. Darlene worries about overstaying their welcome but Roseanne insists she wants them to stay. Leon and Scott announce they are adopting a little girl.In the first half, the family talks about life after winning the lottery. In a voice over, Roseanne reflects about her fictional life, revealing that the show itself has been her writing. While her book was based on her life, she changed details she disliked. For example: the Conners did not win the lottery; Dan died from his heart attack; Jackie—not Bev—was gay; and Mark and Darlene, and Becky and David, were the Conner-Healy couples. In the final moments, Roseanne discusses her depression after Dan's death and how it was Darlene's baby's nearly dying that snapped her back into reality. As the show fades to black, Phoebe Snow sings the show's theme song and Roseanne's trademark laugh is heard a final time.
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) | |||||||
| 199 | 1 | "Call Waiting" | Mark K. Samuels | Drew Ogier and Allan Stephan Blasband | September 17, 1996 (1996-09-17) | 1001 | 18.9 | |||||||
| Regretting breaking his diet and fighting with Roseanne, Dan fixes the house after the huge fight and leaves a ton of messages on Jackie's answering machine. Roseanne finds herself in front of Jackie's TV, watching notable past sitcoms like That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show (Cameo appearance by Ed Asner on the latter show), eventually finding her and Dan playing the roles of Ann and Don, Mary and Lou Grant, and Jeannie and Tony. Later, Jackie convinces Roseanne that Dan and Roseanne were meant for each other and, when she is finally alone with Andy and Jerry, makes a shocking discovery about her lottery ticket after watching the lottery drawings on TV. | ||||||||||||||
| 200 | 2 | "Millions from Heaven" | Mark K. Samuels | Nancy Steen and Cynthia Mort | September 24, 1996 (1996-09-24) | 1002 | 17.6 | |||||||
| The lottery ticket mentioned in the last episode is a winner. The Conners, and also Jackie, have won $108 million. Amid the press bombardment, the family ponders what to do with all that money. | ||||||||||||||
| 201 | 3 | "What a Day for a Daydream" | Mark K. Samuels | Richard Kaplan and Garland Testa | October 1, 1996 (1996-10-01) | 1003 | 18.63 | |||||||
| With a full dinner table and a home-cooked meal, Roseanne daydreams about the lottery winnings; from a riot on the Jerry Springer Show to a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie and Hugh Hefner. | ||||||||||||||
| 202 | 4 | "Honor Thy Mother" | Mark K. Samuels | Bob Nickman and Amy Welsh | October 8, 1996 (1996-10-08) | 1004 | 16.9 | |||||||
| Dan announces that he is going to visit his mother, who is in a mental hospital in California. Jackie and Roseanne wait out the Conner house's renovation at a spa. | ||||||||||||||
| 203 | 5 | "Someday My Prince Will Come" | Mark K. Samuels | Carrie Snow and Janet Leahy | October 15, 1996 (1996-10-15) | 1005 | 15.7 | |||||||
| Prince Carlos Charmaine (Jim Varney) from Moldavia, visits Jackie, with whom he is enamored after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, until Leon discovers that he is really a prince. The family are invited on a trip to New York with Leon in place of Dan, who is still in California. | ||||||||||||||
| 204 | 6 | "Pampered to a Pulp" | Mark K. Samuels | Stacie Lipp | October 22, 1996 (1996-10-22) | 1006 | 15.3 | |||||||
| Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes. Tammy Faye Messner appears in this episode. | ||||||||||||||
| 205 | 7 | "Satan, Darling" | Roseanne | Story by : Roseanne and Ellen QuigleyTeleplay by : Roseanne and Jennifer Saunders | October 29, 1996 (1996-10-29) | 1007 | 17.7 | |||||||
| Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy visit New York City's Upper West Side, where they meet celebrities and are invited to Martha's Vineyard by a woman named Astrid Wentworth. After getting drunk with Edina Monsoon (Jennifer Saunders) and Patsy Stone (Joanna Lumley) of Absolutely Fabulous, Roseanne has a Rosemary's Baby-parody nightmare of Darlene giving birth to Satan. | ||||||||||||||
| 206 | 8 | "Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti" | Mark K. Samuels | Leif Sandaas and Debbie Kasper | November 12, 1996 (1996-11-12) | 1008 | 13.3 | |||||||
| Roseanne, Jackie, DJ, Mark, Bev, Becky, Andy, and Jerry go to the Wentworth estate to meet Astrid's family, who are unimpressed by Roseanne's trashy ways. When she finds the family's stash of "happy pills," Roseanne teaches them to scream out their anger. Dana Gould appears in this episode. | ||||||||||||||
| 207 | 9 | "Roseambo" | Gary Halvorson | R. Gaylor and Betsy Salkind | November 19, 1996 (1996-11-19) | 1009 | 19.0 | |||||||
| In a parody of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (starring Steven Seagal), Roseanne meets First Lady Hillary Clinton (Teresa Barnwell), after saving her family and Dr. Bakshmi from women-hating terrorists on a train to Washington D.C. Steven Seagal himself appears in this episode. | ||||||||||||||
| 208 | 10 | "Home Is Where the Afghan Is" | Gary Halvorson | Lawrence Broch | November 26, 1996 (1996-11-26) | 1010 | 15.0 | |||||||
| Roseanne, Jackie, and the family finally arrive home after all the excitement. Roseanne is disappointed that Dan has not returned from California yet. The family's Thanksgiving dinner is being catered, so Roseanne and Jackie open the Lunch Box as a soup kitchen. Bev reveals more than she intended during the Thanksgiving feast and realizes she is gay. | ||||||||||||||
| 209 | 11 | "Mothers and Other Strangers" | Gary Halvorson | Roseanne and Cynthia Mort | December 3, 1996 (1996-12-03) | 1011 | 15.4 | |||||||
| Dan is still in California, and Roseanne worries about how he will react to all the changes she has made to the house. Elsewhere, Bev seeks answers from her free-spirited mother, Mary, who finally mends her relationship with her daughter. Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's grandmother. | ||||||||||||||
| 210 | 12 | "Home for the Holidays" | Mark K. Samuels | Story by : RoseanneTeleplay by : Lawrence Broch | December 17, 1996 (1996-12-17) | 1012 | 14.6 | |||||||
| After two months in California, Dan returns home for Christmas though he seems distracted and treats Roseanne coolly. Jackie later overhears Dan having an intimate conversation on the phone with another woman. | ||||||||||||||
| 211 | 13 | "Say It Ain't So" | Mark K. Samuels | Nancy Steen | January 7, 1997 (1997-01-07) | 1013 | 18.13 | |||||||
| Jackie confronts Dan, who admits to having a relationship with his mother's nurse. She insists he tell Roseanne or else she will. Roseanne tells Jackie that Prince Carlos married his maid. D.J. wants to film Darlene giving birth. Darlene says no, but David thinks it is a good idea. While watching Darlene and David's friends' birth video, D.J. faints. Dan finally confesses his affair to Roseanne. She kicks him out, though she is devastated. | ||||||||||||||
| 212 | 14 | "Hit the Road, Jack" | Mark K. Samuels | Roseanne | January 14, 1997 (1997-01-14) | 1014 | 18.79 | |||||||
| A depressed Roseanne avoids Dan and drives around town eating fast food and listening to radio shows. She believes Dan had an affair because of her appearance. As Dan packs his bags to leave, he and D.J. have a falling out over Dan leaving. An angry D.J. goes to a video store and meets his soul mate, Heather (Heather Matarazzo). Dan is about to return to California, but cancels his flight and moves into a motel. | ||||||||||||||
| 213 | 15 | "The War Room" | Mark K. Samuels | Bob Nickman | January 28, 1997 (1997-01-28) | 1015 | 16.33 | |||||||
| A depressed Roseanne locks herself and Jerry in her bedroom, soothing her sorrow with junk foods, trashy magazines, and TV. Friends and family stage an intervention in an attempt to get her out, but ultimately fail. Mark finally succeeds by saying Dan not having left town means he wants her back. | ||||||||||||||
| 214 | 16 | "Lanford's Elite" | Gary Halvorson | Story by : Allan Stephan BlasbandTeleplay by : Richard Whitley and Bob Rubin | February 11, 1997 (1997-02-11) | 1016 | 13.49 | |||||||
| Roseanne and Jackie attend an exquisite luncheon where they discuss politics and other topics with Lanford's elite. Roseanne meets Edgar Wellman (James Brolin), son of the owner of Roseanne and Jackie's former workplace. Edgar asks Roseanne to financially help keep Wellman Plastics open. | ||||||||||||||
| 215 | 17 | "Some Enchanted Merger" | Gary Halvorson | April Winchell | February 11, 1997 (1997-02-11) | 1017 | 13.49 | |||||||
| Jackie believes that Roseanne and Edgar Wellman are an item. They are not, although Roseanne wishes they were. Roseanne claims their relationship is purely business, though Jackie is skeptical. Roseanne fantasizes that the couple are from the movie Evita. | ||||||||||||||
| 216 | 18 | "A Second Chance" | Mark K. Samuels | Cynthia Mort | February 18, 1997 (1997-02-18) | 1018 | 16.26 | |||||||
| Reluctant to leave town, Dan asks Jackie about Roseanne and Edgar Wellman's relationship. Jackie confirms it, but Roseanne eventually agrees to see Dan. They reconcile, but receive a call from Jackie: Darlene has gone into premature labor and is being treated with a drug to stop her contractions. | ||||||||||||||
| 217 | 19 | "The Miracle" | Gary Halvorson | Story by : RoseanneTeleplay by : Drew Ogier | February 25, 1997 (1997-02-25) | 1019 | 16.16 | |||||||
| Darlene gives birth to a premature baby girl that she names Harris Conner Healy. Roseanne consults with specialists from around the world, but what ultimately keeps the baby alive is Roseanne's own grandmotherly love and nurturing. | ||||||||||||||
| 218 | 20 | "Roseanne-Feld" | Mark K. Samuels | April Winchell and Richard Whitley | March 4, 1997 (1997-03-04) | 1020 | 13.98 | |||||||
| Jackie and Mark attend a wrestling match, where Jackie ends up fighting the Black Widow (Dot Jones). D.J.'s first sexual experience looms and he consults Mark, who is unhelpful. | ||||||||||||||
| 219 | 21 | "The Truth Be Told" | Mark K. Samuels | Lawrence Broch and April Winchell | March 18, 1997 (1997-03-18) | 1021 | 12.90 | |||||||
| Roseanne and Jackie learn that producers want to make a TV-movie about the Conners, but with distressingly drastic changes: gorgeous actors to play the Conners, fewer blue-collar plot twists, etc. Meanwhile, Bev, Leon, and Bev's friend Joyce naively reveal information about Roseanne's life to a tabloid reporter. | ||||||||||||||
| 220 | 22 | "Arsenic and Old Mom" | Mark K. Samuels | Carrie Fisher | May 13, 1997 (1997-05-13) | 1022 | 14.72 | |||||||
| Dan's mother Audrey (now played by Debbie Reynolds, before played by Ann Wedgeworth in the 1989 Thanksgiving episode), visits unexpected. She tries to kill Dan for having put her in a mental hospital. Roseanne ends it all with a simple backyard battle. | ||||||||||||||
| 221 | 23 | "Into That Good Night" | Gary Halvorson | Story by : RoseanneTeleplay by : Jessica Pentland & Jennifer Pentland | May 20, 1997 (1997-05-20) | 1023 | 16.57 | |||||||
| 222 | 24 | Roseanne and Allan Stephan Blasband | 1024 | |||||||||||
| Darlene and David bring home their baby daughter. When Darlene wants to stay in the Conner nest, DJ begrudgingly moves to David's former space in the basement. When Mark and Becky visit baby Harris, it is revealed that they too are expecting though they keep it secret for now. Darlene worries about overstaying their welcome but Roseanne insists she wants them to stay. Leon and Scott announce they are adopting a little girl.In the first half, the family talks about life after winning the lottery. In a voice over, Roseanne reflects about her fictional life, revealing that the show itself has been her writing. While her book was based on her life, she changed details she disliked. For example: the Conners did not win the lottery; Dan died from his heart attack; Jackie—not Bev—was gay; and Mark and Darlene, and Becky and David, were the Conner-Healy couples. In the final moments, Roseanne discusses her depression after Dan's death and how it was Darlene's baby's nearly dying that snapped her back into reality. As the show fades to black, Phoebe Snow sings the show's theme song and Roseanne's trademark laugh is heard a final time. | ||||||||||||||
Roseanne, season 10 episodes · Episodes › Season 10 (2018)
223
223
No.overall
223
No. inseason
1
Title
"Twenty Years to Life"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Bruce Rasmussen
Original release date
March 27, 2018 (2018-03-27)
Prod.code
1001
US viewers(millions)
18.44
224
224
No.overall
224
No. inseason
2
Title
"Dress to Impress"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Darlene Hunt
Original release date
March 27, 2018 (2018-03-27)
Prod.code
1003
US viewers(millions)
18.44
225
225
No.overall
225
No. inseason
3
Title
"Roseanne Gets the Chair"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Sid Youngers
Original release date
April 3, 2018 (2018-04-03)
Prod.code
1002
US viewers(millions)
15.39
226
226
No.overall
226
No. inseason
4
Title
"Eggs Over, Not Easy"
Directed by
John Pasquin
Written by
Morgan Murphy
Original release date
April 10, 2018 (2018-04-10)
Prod.code
1004
US viewers(millions)
13.77
227
227
No.overall
227
No. inseason
5
Title
"Darlene v. David"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Bruce Helford
Original release date
April 17, 2018 (2018-04-17)
Prod.code
1006
US viewers(millions)
13.26
228
228
No.overall
228
No. inseason
6
Title
"No Country for Old Women"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Dave Caplan
Original release date
May 1, 2018 (2018-05-01)
Prod.code
1009
US viewers(millions)
10.42
229
229
No.overall
229
No. inseason
7
Title
"Go Cubs"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Dave Caplan
Original release date
May 8, 2018 (2018-05-08)
Prod.code
1005
US viewers(millions)
10.29
230
230
No.overall
230
No. inseason
8
Title
"Netflix & Pill"
Directed by
Andrew D. Weyman
Written by
Betsy Borns
Original release date
May 15, 2018 (2018-05-15)
Prod.code
1007
US viewers(millions)
10.73
231
231
No.overall
231
No. inseason
9
Title
"Knee Deep"
Directed by
Gail Mancuso
Written by
Bruce Rasmussen
Original release date
May 22, 2018 (2018-05-22)
Prod.code
1008
US viewers(millions)
10.58
| No.overall | No. inseason | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod.code | US viewers(millions) |
| 223 | 1 | "Twenty Years to Life" | John Pasquin | Bruce Rasmussen | March 27, 2018 (2018-03-27) | 1001 | 18.44 |
| 224 | 2 | "Dress to Impress" | John Pasquin | Darlene Hunt | March 27, 2018 (2018-03-27) | 1003 | 18.44 |
| 225 | 3 | "Roseanne Gets the Chair" | John Pasquin | Sid Youngers | April 3, 2018 (2018-04-03) | 1002 | 15.39 |
| 226 | 4 | "Eggs Over, Not Easy" | John Pasquin | Morgan Murphy | April 10, 2018 (2018-04-10) | 1004 | 13.77 |
| 227 | 5 | "Darlene v. David" | Gail Mancuso | Bruce Helford | April 17, 2018 (2018-04-17) | 1006 | 13.26 |
| 228 | 6 | "No Country for Old Women" | Gail Mancuso | Dave Caplan | May 1, 2018 (2018-05-01) | 1009 | 10.42 |
| 229 | 7 | "Go Cubs" | Andrew D. Weyman | Dave Caplan | May 8, 2018 (2018-05-08) | 1005 | 10.29 |
| 230 | 8 | "Netflix & Pill" | Andrew D. Weyman | Betsy Borns | May 15, 2018 (2018-05-15) | 1007 | 10.73 |
| 231 | 9 | "Knee Deep" | Gail Mancuso | Bruce Rasmussen | May 22, 2018 (2018-05-22) | 1008 | 10.58 |
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