List of Horrible Histories (2009 TV series) episodes
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Horrible Histories is a children's live-action historical and musical sketch-comedy TV series based on the book series of the same name written by Terry Deary. It ran for 65 episodes and 9 specials from 2009-2014 before being rebooted in 2015 with a new cast and format. The series producer was Caroline Norris. Series 1 was directed by Chloe Thomas and Steve Connelly, with all future series directed by Connelly and Dominic Brigstocke. Writers are listed as per credits of each episode. Original music was—except where noted—written by Richie Webb (music) and Dave Cohen (lyrics), with instrumentals by Webb. The songs were not given formal titles; where possible their creators' names for them have been used. The starring troop over all five series consisted of Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Martha Howe-Douglas, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond and Sarah Hadland, some combination of whom appear, with very rare exceptions, in every live-action sketch; their voices can also be heard in the animated sketches. Supporting cast was headed by Alice Lowe, Lawry Lewin and Dominique Moore. Notable guest stars are indicated in the episode in which they appear, or in the case of recurring roles, on first appearance. Several sketches incorporate parodies of other UK pop-culture media and/or personalities; these parody inspirations are likewise indicated on first appearance. On 24 October 2024 it was announced that Horrible Histories is to be presented with a BAFTA Special Award. The honour will be awarded in recognition of Horrible Histories’ extraordinary cultural and social impact.
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| Series | Episodes | Originally released | ||
| First released | Last released | |||
| 1 | 13 | 16 April 2009 (2009-04-16) | 9 July 2009 (2009-07-09) | |
| 2 | 13 | 31 May 2010 (2010-05-31) | 27 July 2010 (2010-07-27) | |
| 3 | 13 | 30 May 2011 (2011-05-30) | 26 July 2011 (2011-07-26) | |
| 4 | 13 | 9 April 2012 (2012-04-09) | 4 June 2012 (2012-06-04) | |
| 5 | 13 | 27 May 2013 (2013-05-27) | 23 July 2013 (2013-07-23) | |
| Specials | 9 | 17 December 2010 (2010-12-17) | 4 August 2014 (2014-08-04) | |
| Episode | Title | Written by | Original airdate | |
| 101 | "Series 1, Episode 1" | Lucy Clarke, Dave Cohen, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes, Ben Ward | 16 April 2009 (2009-04-16) | |
| Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule" (boyband parody). Lyrics by Dave Cohen with additional lyrics by Laurence Rickard and Caroline Norris. Performed by Ben Willbond, Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby and Jim Howick. Sketches: Rotten Romans: The pre-gladiatorial custom of staging fights at funerals. Imagine spot: High school for as | ||||
| 102 | "Series 1, Episode 2" | Mark Blakewill, Lucy Clarke, James Harris, George Poles, Steve Punt, George Sawyer and Ben Ward | 23 April 2009 (2009-04-23) | |
| Song: Terrible Tudors: "The Wives of Henry VIII: Divorced Beheaded & Died". Lyrics by Terry Deary. Performed by Ben Willbond. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: Shouty Man: New! Pee-sil Non-Bio Laundry Detergent (two parts, parody of Persil). City officials discuss how to curb defecating out of windows--while walking below them. Savage Stone Age: "Hi | ||||
| 103 | "Series 1, Episode 3" | Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt, Ben Ward and Arnold Widdowson | 30 April 2009 (2009-04-30) | |
| Song: Awful Egyptians: "Making a Mummy". Performed by Jim Howick. Sketches: Wicked Witches: Let a random old lady take the blame for your bad luck with Witchfinder's Direct (infomercial). Twisted Fairytales: "The Frog Prince" (witchcraft). The Middle Ages (Witch)Craft Show demonstrates how accusations can also be used to get revenge. Vicious Vik | ||||
| 104 | "Series 1, Episode 4" | Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt and Ben Ward | 7 May 2009 (2009-05-07) | |
| Song: Terrible Tudors: "Terrible Tudors" (Madness pastiche). Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas and Ben Willbond. Sketches: Smashing Saxons: "Saxon EastEnders" finds a ruler trying to mediate a family feud via the new Weregeld law (parody of EastEnders). A paranormal researcher attempts to locate the source of a haunting in "Anglo-Saxon Ghost Hunt | ||||
| 105 | "Series 1, Episode 5" | Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Jon Holmes, George Poles, Steve Punt and Arnold Widdowson | 14 May 2009 (2009-05-14) | |
| Song: No song is included in this episode (for the only time in series history). Sketches: Awful Egyptians: Pharaoh Phashion magazine offers beauty tips for peasants and aristocrats (advertisement). Mouse Fresh Max toothpaste (advertisement). Ruthless Rulers: Louis XI and the Pig Piano, with special guest Simon Cowell (animated). Measly Middle A | ||||
| 106 | "Series 1, Episode 6" | Greg Jenner, Simon Littlefield, Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer and Ben Ward | 21 May 2009 (2009-05-21) | |
| Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "A Gorgeous Georgian Lady". Lyrics by Terry Deary (adapted from his book Gorgeous Georgians). Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: A hapless thief tries to mug a flagellant. Highlights from a typical medieval bestiary are spotlighted on "The Made-Up Planet" (animated). Vile Victorians: Be an e | ||||
| 107 | "Series 1, Episode 7" | Toby Davies, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes, Chris Pell and Ben Ward | 28 May 2009 (2009-05-28) | |
| Song: Measly Middle Ages: "I'm a Knight" (Monty Python pastiche). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Steve Punt and Jim Howick. Sketches: Terrible Tudors: Oh Yea! Magazine: Royal Special. "Historical Hospital": Treating a blister rapidly turns fatal. Groovy Greeks: The story of Helen of Troy retold as inner-city melodrama, complete with chav accents. I | ||||
| 108 | "Series 1, Episode 8" | Lucy Clarke, Dave Cohen, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes, Greg Jenner, Simon Littlefield, George Poles, Steve Punt and Ben Ward | 4 June 2009 (2009-06-04) | |
| Song: Savage Stone Age: "Caveman Love" (1950's doo-wop parody). Performed by Susie Donkin and Sarah Hadland, with Jim Howick, Ben Willbond and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Vicious Vikings: Stupid Deaths: Edmund II. Valhalla Tours: Come to England for the burning and pillaging, stay for the plunder! Savage Stone Age: "Ready Steady Feast": Sampling t | ||||
| 109 | "Series 1, Episode 9" | Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt and Ben Ward | 11 June 2009 (2009-06-11) | |
| Song Terrible Teachers: "It's Not True!". Performed by Mathew Baynton and Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Terrible Tudors: Weather forecast. Twisted Fairytales: "Thumbelina" (dirty streets) Vile Victorians: Shouty Man: New! Victorian Child Chimney Cleaner. An inspector gets a rundown from strict teachers on school punishments. Rotten Romans: Make | ||||
| 110 | "Series 1, Episode 10" | Susie Donkin, Steve Punt, Mark Shillabeer, Ben Ward and Arnold Widdowson | 18 June 2009 (2009-06-18) | |
| Song Measly Middle Ages: "The Plague Song" (musical theatre parody). Lyrics by Terry Deary. Performed by Ben Willbond and Katy Wix with Mathew Baynton and Sarah Hadland. Sketches: Rotten Romans: Sponge on a Stick and Viper Deodorant (advertisements). Vile Victorians: An upper-class couple are conned by a thief using street slang. Great Victorian | ||||
| 111 | "Series 1, Episode 11" | Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes, George Poles, Steve Punt & Ben Ward | 25 June 2009 (2009-06-25) | |
| Song Vile Victorians: "British Things". Performed by Sarah Hadland and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Terrible Tudors: Oh Yea! magazine: Royal Special. Imagine spot: Choosing the next royal executioner on "The Axe Factor" (parody of The X Factor). Groovy Greeks: Stupid Deaths: General Pausanias. "Court of Historical Law": Draco imposes his truly draco | ||||
| 112 | "Series 1, Episode 12" | Dave Cohen, George Sawyer, Jon Holmes and Ben Ward | 2 July 2009 (2009-07-02) | |
| Song Groovy Greeks: "We are Greek" (Flanders & Swann pastiche). Performed by Mathew Baynton and Jim Howick. (Two parts.) Sketches: Smashing Saxons: Mealtime charades in a monastery take an unexpected turn. The Monk Art Show: How to write like a monk--if you can survive the ink-making process. Vile Victorians: Schoolchildren have some very unusual | ||||
| 113 | "Series 1, Episode 13" | Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes and Ben Ward | 9 July 2009 (2009-07-09) | |
| Song Vile Victorians: "Burke & Hare". Performed by Mathew Baynton with Jim Howick and Simon Farnaby. Sketches: Rotten Romans: A Roman chef is disgusted with the state of newly conquered Britain's cuisine on "Roman Kitchen Nightmares" (Gordon Ramsay parody). A naive visitor is forced to use Rome's (very) public communal toilets. Vile Victorians: F | ||||
| Episode. | Title | Written by | Original airdate | |
| 201 | "Series 2, Episode 1" | Mathew Baynton, Gerard Foster, Jon Holmes, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard | 31 May 2010 (2010-05-31) | |
| Song: Vicious Vikings: "Literally (The Viking Song)" (1980's glam metal power ballad parody). Lyrics by Mathew Baynton and Laurence Rickard. Performed by Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond and Laurence Rickard. Sketches: Rotten Romans: "Roman Come Dine with Me": Emperor Elagabalus plays some very nasty practical jokes on his dinner guests ( | ||||
| 202 | "Series 2, Episode 2" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Greggory Jenner, Oriane Messina, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash, Joe Tucker and Raphael Warner | 1 June 2010 (2010-06-01) | |
| Song: Slimy Stuarts: "Charles II: King of Bling" (rap music parody, feat. My Name Is by Eminem). Performed by Mathew Baynton with Martha Howe-Douglas, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond, Laurence Rickard and Lawry Lewin. Sketches: Putrid Pirates: Captain Basil Hood quickly regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows. "Historical Hospital": The ship's carpente | ||||
| 203 | "Series 2, Episode 3" | Lucy Clarke, Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Fay Rusling | 2 June 2010 (2010-06-02) | |
| Song: Groovy Greeks: "Spartan High School Musical" (parody of Disney's High School Musical). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond and Laurence Rickard. Sketches: Rotten Romans: Christians compete to avoid Roman persecution on "I'm a Christian, Get Me out of Here!" (parody of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me out of Here!). Emperor Nero' | ||||
| 204 | "Series 2, Episode 4" | Mathew Baynton, Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Ben Ward and Ben Willbond | 3 June 2010 (2010-06-03) | |
| Song: Woeful Second World War: "We're the WWII Girls" (Parody of "The Promise" by Girls Aloud). Performed by Alice Lowe, Katy Wix and Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Gorgeous Georgians: Legendary Admiral Horatio Nelson turns out to be a trifle less than physically impressive. HHTV News: The public execution of escape artist Jack Sheppard. Measly | ||||
| 205 | "Series 2, Episode 5" | Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Oriane Messina, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash | 4 June 2010 (2010-06-04) | |
| Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "George IV: Couldn't Stand My Wife" (pop ballad parody). Lyrics by Laurence Rickard. Performed by Jim Howick with Lawry Lewin. Sketches: Putrid Pirates: A new recruit is baffled by what his Captain considers treasure. Historical Shopping Channel: Pirate Hour. Incredible Incas: CD set: "Live like an Incan" (advertisement | ||||
| 206 | "Series 2, Episode 6" | Lucy Clarke, Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Jon Holmes, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow and Laurence Rickard | 8 June 2010 (2010-06-08) | |
| Song: Putrid Pirates: "Blackbeard's Song" (Gilbert & Sullivan parody). Performed by Jim Howick with Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Gorgeous Georgians: Mad King George III's royal physicians torture him in the name of treatment. "Ready Steady Feast": On the run from the cure, the King pauses to plant a beef loin. Rot | ||||
| 207 | "Series 2, Episode 7" | Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, Fay Rusling | 15 June 2010 (2010-06-15) | |
| Song: Vile Victorians: "Victorian Inventions" (music hall pastiche). Performed by Ben Willbond and Alice Lowe. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: A marauding knight can't get into a lord's castle, so attacks the lord's serfs instead. Imagine spot: Peasant Joan of Arc is confused when an angel announces she's destined for great things. Putrid Pirates: | ||||
| 208 | "Series 2, Episode 8" | Mathew Baynton, Dave Cohen, Toby Davies & Chris Pell, Jon Holmes, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer, Mark Shillabeer and Ben Willbond | 22 June 2010 (2010-06-22) | |
| Song: Awful Egyptians: "Learn Your Hieroglyphics" (parody of ABC by the Jackson 5). Performed by Mathew Baynton with children's chorus. Sketches: Vicious Vikings: An attempt at fearsome war paint. The attack on Lindisfarne monastery is interrupted when the warriors can't quite remember why they're attacking. Terrible Tudors: HHTV Sport: Inter-vi | ||||
| 209 | "Series 2, Episode 9" | Mathew Baynton, Gerard Foster, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, Mark Shillabeer, Colin Swash and Ben Willbond | 29 June 2010 (2010-06-29) | |
| Song: Awesome USA: "Real Live Cowboys" (bluegrass parody). Performed by Ben Willbond, Laurence Rickard and Nathaniel Martello-White. Sketches: Slimy Stuarts: The introduction of a novel new drink called 'tea'. "Historical Hospital": A physician tries a cure involving pigeons. Vicious Vikings: HHTV Sport: The rules of a family feud, including whe | ||||
| 210 | "Series 2, Episode 10" | Mathew Baynton, Dave Cohen, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, Ben Ward and Ben Willbond | 6 July 2010 (2010-07-06) | |
| Song: Cut-Throat Celts: "Boudicca" (alternative rock parody, including Pop Muzik by M). Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas with Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond and Laurence Rickard. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: The News at 1066 provides updates from the Norman Conquest via Bayeux Tapestry. Trubador Bertran de Born releases "Now That's Wh | ||||
| 211 | "Series 2, Episode 11" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Jon Holmes, Greg Jenner, Caroline Norris, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash, Ben Ward | 13 July 2010 (2010-07-13) | |
| Song: Smashing Saxons: "Funky Monks" ("The Monks' Song") (parody of Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry, incorporating Gregorian-style chanting). Performed by Ben Willbond, Mathew Baynton and Jim Howick with Terry Deary and Alice Lowe. Sketches: Rotten Romans: Caligula recoups by attacking the sea after forgetting to tell the army about his pla | ||||
| 212 | "Series 2, Episode 12" | Mathew Baynton, Susie Donkin, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer, Joe Tucker, Raphael Warner and Ben Willbond | 20 July 2010 (2010-07-20) | |
| Song: Incredible Incas: "Do the Pachacuti" (parody of novelty dance songs). Lyrics by Laurence Rickard. Performed by Mathew Baynton with Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe and Laurence Rickard. Sketches: Savage Stone Age: "DI Bones: Historical Crime Squad": The case of the caveman's death. Caveman Art Show: Cave wall painting. Woeful Second World W | ||||
| 213 | "Savage Songs" | Mathew Baynton, Dave Cohen, Laurence Rickard | 27 July 2010 (2010-07-27) | |
| Savage Songs: A chronological compilation of standout music videos from the second series, as chosen by the producers--including a special encore from the first series. "Spartan School Musical" (from S02E03), "Boudicca" (S02E10), "Literally (The Viking Song)" (S02E01), "Do the Pachacuti" (S02E12), "Charles II: King of Bling" (S02E02), "Blackbeard' | ||||
| Episode | Title | Written by | Original air date | |
| 301 | "Series 3, Episode 1" | Dave Cohen, Rosanna Lowe, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward | 30 May 2011 (2011-05-30) | |
| Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "Dick Turpin, Highwayman" (parody of "Stand and Deliver" by Adam and the Ants). Performed by Mathew Baynton with Jim Howick, Simon Farnaby, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond and Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Rotten Romans: A general will go to any lengths to qualify for the Roman triumph. Introducing the new aBook (parody | ||||
| 302 | "Series 3, Episode 2" | Dave Cohen, Susie Donkin, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Ben Ward | 31 May 2011 (2011-05-31) | |
| Song: Ruthless Rulers: "The Monarchs' Song (The English Kings and Queens)" (Chas & Dave parody). Performed by Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Mathew Baynton, Ben Willbond and Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Nasty Knights: A raiding party can either overcome a series of incredibly dangerous obstacles to get into a castle--or they can | ||||
| 303 | "Series 3, Episode 3" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer and Ben Ward | 1 June 2011 (2011-06-01) | |
| Song: Measly Middle Ages: "William Wallace, Scottish Rebel" (heavy metal parody of "Doctor Alibi" by Slash ). Performed by Ben Willbond with Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Frightful First World War: A naive young recruit tries to learn the ropes. Shouty Man: New! WWI Wee-Wee, the multi-purpose liquid re | ||||
| 304 | "Series 3, Episode 4" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward | 2 June 2011 (2011-06-02) | |
| Song: Vile Victorians: "Work, Terrible Work!" (parody of "Food, Glorious Food" from the musical Oliver!). Performed by Ben Willbond, Laurence Rickard and Mathew Baynton with children's chorus. Sketches: Slimy Stuarts: Eccentric highwayman James Hind refuses to steal from Royalists. Charles II is less than impressed with his coronation gift. Meas | ||||
| 305 | "Series 3, Episode 5" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward | 3 June 2011 (2011-06-03) | |
| Song: Awful Egyptians: "Ra Ra Cleopatra" (Lady Gaga parody, particularly "Bad Romance"). Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas with Ben Willbond and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: John Balliol is dissatisfied with his luxurious exile. Stupid Deaths: Griffith Ap Llewelyn. Rotten Romans: "Historical Hospital": A Roman physician prescribe | ||||
| 306 | "Series 3, Episode 6" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Ben Ward | 7 June 2011 (2011-06-07) | |
| Song: Measly Middle Ages: "The Truth About Richard III" (pop ballad parody). Performed by Jim Howick. Sketches: Terrible Tudors: Henry VIII unveils his patented all-you-can-meat Tudor diet plan. The "Historical Paramedics" try treating an asthma victim with buttered spiders. Cut-Throat Celts: "Horrible Points of View": Taking questions and comme | ||||
| 307 | "Series 3, Episode 7" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Colin Swash | 14 June 2011 (2011-06-14) | |
| Song: Rotten Romans: "The Evil Emperors' Song" (parody of Bad by Michael Jackson). Performed by Simon Farnaby, Mathew Baynton, Ben Willbond and Jim Howick. Sketches: Awful Egyptians: A tomb builder tries to convince a pharaoh that protecting his treasure is more important than a magnificent monument. Shouty Man: Ushabti Coffin Dolls. Gorgeous Ge | ||||
| 308 | "Series 3, Episode 8" | Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Joe Tucker, Ben Ward and Raphael Warner | 21 June 2011 (2011-06-21) | |
| Song: Potty Pioneers: "The Suffragettes' Song" (synthpop parody). Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas and Alice Lowe with Ben Willbond and Laurence Rickard. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: William II meets his death in a mysterious hunting accident. Stupid Deaths: Henry I. Fabulous French: HHTV News: Mike Peabody live from the storming of the Bastill | ||||
| 309 | "Series 3, Episode 9" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward | 28 June 2011 (2011-06-28) | |
| Song: Angry Aztecs: "Discaztec (Ain't Staying Alive)" (disco parody, feat. "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees). Performed by Laurence Rickard, Mathew Baynton and Jim Howick. Sketches: Vicious Vikings: A literate monk convinces marauding raiders to spare him so he can record their badassery for all time. Other monastic captives are on sale at the "n | ||||
| 310 | "Series 3, Episode 10" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Jon Holmes, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Ben Ward and Ben Willbond | 12 July 2011 (2011-07-12) | |
| Song: Slimy Stuarts: "The English Civil War Song" (parody of "Cool" from West Side Story). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Lawry Lewin and Ben Willbond with Laurence Rickard and Simon Farnaby. Sketches: Frightful First World War: Trying--and failing--to keep warm in the trenches in wintertime. Wartime improvisation is the order of the d | ||||
| 311 | "Series 3, Episode 11" | Dave Cohen, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Ben Ward | 5 July 2011 (2011-07-05) | |
| Song: Savage Stone Age: "The Ages of Stone" (bebop parody). Performed by Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Terrible Tudors: The not-quite-love story of Phillip and Mary is retold in the style of a graphic novel. Elizabeth I endorses Sugar-Paste Toothpaste (advertisement). Putrid Pirates: A hippie buccaneer finds having an extra hook comes in handy on "H | ||||
| 312 | "Series 3, Episode 12" | Gerard Foster, Rosanna Lowe, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Fay Rusling, Ben Ward | 19 July 2011 (2011-07-19) | |
| Song: Cut-Throat Celts: "Celtic Boast Battle" (hip-hop parody, loosely parodying "Jump Around" by House of Pain incorporating beatboxing). Performed by Mathew Baynton and Jim Howick with Ben Willbond and Laurence Rickard. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: A peasant tries to leverage his rare and desirable plague-free status into a pay rise. The peop | ||||
| 313 | "Savage Songs" | Dave Cohen and Ben Ward | 26 July 2011 (2011-07-26) | |
| Savage Songs: Chronological compilation of the standout music videos from the third series, as chosen by the producers. An encore is omitted this year to make room for the slightly longer "Monarchs' Song". "The Ages of Stone" (from S03E010), "Ra Ra Cleopatra" (S03E05), "Celtic Boast Battle" (S03E12), "William Wallace: Scottish Rebel" (S03E03), Di | ||||
| Episode | Title | Written by | Original air date | |
| 401 | "Series 4, Episode 1" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Joe Tucker and Ben Ward | 9 April 2012 (2012-04-09) | |
| Song: Woeful Second World War: "The Few (RAF Pilots)" (Take That parody). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond, Simon Farnaby and Laurence Rickard. Sketches: Slimy Stuarts: A clergyman makes an unusual patriotic request of his female parishioners. Oliver Cromwell requests that Peter Lely paint his portrait 'warts and all'. Measl | ||||
| 402 | "Series 4, Episode 2" | Dave Cohen, Ali Crockatt, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, David Scott, George Sawyer and Ben Ward | 10 April 2012 (2012-04-10) | |
| Song: Vile Victorians: "Charles Darwin: Natural Selection" (parody of "Changes" by David Bowie). Performed by Mathew Baynton with Jim Howick. Sketches: Vile Victorians: Victoria and Albert's love story. Terrible Tudors: Martin Luther's obsession with his own effluent makes a visit to his office distinctly awkward. Henry VIII hopes to do very wel | ||||
| 403 | "Series 4, Episode 3" | Dave Cohen, Ali Crockatt, Charlie Martin, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, David Scott, Joe Tucker, Ben Ward and Raphael Warner | 11 April 2012 (2012-04-11) | |
| Song: Groovy Greeks: "The Thinkers" (parody of "(Theme From) The Monkees", incorporating elements of The Beatles and Monty Python). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond and Laurence Rickard. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: Would-be Crusader Emicho of the Rhineland sets off to find the Holy Land with the help of some very unusual g | ||||
| 404 | "Series 4, Episode 4" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward | 12 April 2012 (2012-04-12) | |
| Song: Awesome USA: "It's a New World (Pilgrim Fathers)" (parody of "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Martha Howe-Douglas, Ben Willbond, Laurence Rickard and Simon Farnaby. Sketches: Groovy Greeks: Spartans have the battle phalanx down to an art - until the warrior on the end notices a problem. "Paus | ||||
| 405 | "Series 4, Episode 5" | Dave Cohen, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt and Laurence Rickard | 13 April 2012 (2012-04-13) | |
| Song: Vile Victorians: "Mary Seacole" (parody of "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" by Beyoncé). Performed by Dominique Moore. Sketches: Savage Stone Age: A chef from Skara Brae dispels the myth of primitive Neolithic cuisine on "Historical Masterchef". The first town planners must explain to skeptical would-be residents why a town is needed in | ||||
| 406 | "Series 4, Episode 6" | Dave Cohen, Ali Crockatt, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, David Scott and Ben Ward | 20 April 2012 (2012-04-20) | |
| Song: Vile Victorians: "Victoria & Albert: A Love Ballad" (parody of 1980's easy-listening romantic duets). Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas and Jim Howick. Sketches: Potty Pioneers: Christopher Columbus insists to a skeptical crewman that he's discovered India - also, mermaids. HH Movie Pitch: Leif Ericsson tries to explain that the film he's p | ||||
| 407 | "Series 4, Episode 7" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Ben Ward | 27 April 2012 (2012-04-27) | |
| Song: Shocking Scotland: "We've got The Blue-Blooded Blues" (parody of blues rock). Performed by Ben Willbond, Mathew Baynton and Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Gorgeous Georgians: "Le Survival Guide" gives tips on (literally) staying cool in the French army during Napoleon's march on Moscow. HHTV Sport: Napoleon's famed strategic gifts are no m | ||||
| 408 | "Series 4, Episode 8" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Katherine Jakeways, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard and Ben Ward | 4 May 2012 (2012-05-04) | |
| Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "The Luddites!" (parody of early punk rock, feat. the Sex Pistols and The Clash). Performed by Jim Howick, Mathew Baynton, Laurence Rickard and Simon Farnaby. Sketches: Vicious Vikings: A "gorgeous scientist" extols the "Wonders of the Viking Universe". Historical Dates: A Nordic warrior outlines his courting and marria | ||||
| 409 | "Series 4, Episode 9" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Ben Ward | 11 May 2012 (2012-05-11) | |
| Song: Radical Renaissance: "The Borgia Family" (parody of "Addams Family Theme"). Performed by Jim Howick, Mathew Baynton, Martha Howe-Douglas, and Ben Willbond. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: Edward III's wedding at newly built York Minster hits some unexpected snags. Unexpected snags are also the order of the day for the French side in "Agincou | ||||
| 410 | "Series 4, Episode 10" | Dave Cohen, Ali Crockatt, Gerard Foster, Katherine Jakeways, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, David Scott and Ben Ward | 18 May 2012 (2012-05-18) | |
| Song: Terrible Tudors: "Mary the First" (parody of "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush). Performed by Sarah Hadland. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: HHTV News: Mike Peabody live from the last Saxon stronghold on the Isle of Ely. Enjoy hours of fun and conscience-free conquest with Normanopoly (parody of Monopoly). Groovy Greeks: Diogenes debates lif | ||||
| 411 | "Series 4, Episode 11" | Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Charlie Martin, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Joe Tucker and Ben Ward | 25 May 2012 (2012-05-25) | |
| Song: Terrible Tudors: "William Shakespeare & the Quills" (big band parody). Performed by Mathew Baynton with Ben Willbond, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Laurence Rickard and Simon Farnaby. Sketches: Slimy Stuarts: Charles II tries to mediate between Royal Astronomer John Flamsteed and the ravens of the Tower of London. Tobacco is the signatu | ||||
| 412 | "Series 4, Episode 12" | Dave Cohen, Rosanna Lowe, Charlie Martin, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard and Ben Ward | 1 June 2012 (2012-06-01) | |
| Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "(We're the) Georgian Navy" (parody of "Vindaloo" by Fat Les, incorporating John Barnes's rap from World in Motion). Written by Greg Jenner and Giles Pilbrow. Performed by Jim Howick, Mathew Baynton, Ben Willbond, Laurence Rickard and Simon Farnaby. Sketches: Vile Victorians: It's always a one-way ticket for the coffins | ||||
| 413 | "Savage Songs" | Dave Cohen, Caroline Norris, Giles Pillbrow | 4 June 2012 (2012-06-04) | |
| Savage Songs: Chronological compilation of standout music videos from the fourth series as chosen by the producers. One song is omitted in order to include longer inset skits, featuring puppet host Rattus Rattus babysitting his young nephew. "The Thinkers" (from S04E03), "Mary I" (S04E10), "William Shakespeare" (S04E11), "The New World (Pilgrim Fat | ||||
References
- "Richie Webb's sounds on SoundCloud"https://soundcloud.com/richiewebb
- "We Buy Any Car® TV Commercials - as Seen on TV!"http://www.webuyanycarusa.com/video
- Horrible Historieshttp://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/news/broadcasters/horrible-histories-jubilee-sketches-will-never-be-aired/5043199.article
- South Africa History Onlinehttp://www.sahistory.org.za/dated-event/south-african-athlete-sergio-motsoeneng-admits-cheating-comrades-marathon