'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

"'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" is the recurring headline of articles published by the American news satire organization The Onion after mass shootings in the United States. The articles satirize and lament the country's failure, unique among developed countries, to prevent gun violence. Each article is about 200 words long, detailing the location of the shooting and the number of victims, but otherwise remaining essentially the same.